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>>12168434
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ENTER.

GODTRIOX!

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Time, Mr. Aviator?
Is it really that time again?

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:3

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Characters that can beat Master Chief

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>>12168975

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Halo

Gaylo SUCKS

reach is fine

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>>12168975

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Gaylo SU-
W-what are you doing!? NO NOOO NOOOOOO AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee *plop*

I have a boner

It's gone...

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>>12168434
BRING ME DOODLETRIOX

>>12169931
his name is Gane

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Tana

Your fortune: Good Luck

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WHO SAID THAT

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Me.

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WHY AREN'T YOU MANNING THE PROPOGANDA TOWERS OR GASSING THE HUMANS IN OUR GRIZZLED CONCENTRATION CAMPS?

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Shove it, fatass. I don't take orders from you.

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EEP!!!!
>*fat wet smelly turd slips out of ass and falls out of pant leg*
Y-YAPYAP SAMA I-I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS YOU PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!

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HOHOHOHOHOHOhohoho... Jega! Send this little sissy grunt to Chak 'Lok's tower, post haste!

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Itho 'Hesiikee? JOBBED to BASE CHADtriox
Let 'Volir? JOBBED to Leader of the Banished GODtriox
Jovus? JOBBED to CHADer of the GODished CHADtriox
Douglas? JOBBED to War Master CHADtriox
Alice? JOBBED to CHAD Master CHADtriox
Jerome? JOBBED to CHAD CHADster CHADtriox
The Infinity? JOBBED to JIHADIST GODtriox
Master Chief? JOBBED to MY NAME IS GODtriox
Cortana? JOBBED to TANKtriox
Arbiter? JOBBED to War CHAD of the BRVTES GODtriox
The Flood? JOBBED to CHAD CHAD of the CHADS CHADtriox

ENTER BRVTE
THE LEADER OF THE FREE GALAXY
THE COVENANT'S ONE FEAR
THE GOD OF TWO TIMELINES
THE INHERITOR OF THE MANTLE OF RESPONSIBILITY
THE BENDER OF KNEES
THE LEADER OF THE BANISHED
THE ALPHA
THE OMEGA
THE UNDEFEATED
THE UNSTOPPABLE
THE INVINCIBLE
THE INEVITABLE
THE ENDLESS
THE GOD OF TIME
ENTER BRVTE
THE CHAD MASTER OF THE CHADISHED
CHADTRIOX, THE LAST FACE YOU WILL EVER SEE

Orbital is indeed fine.

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For me, it's Mark V [B]

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P4ssion4te b4by m4king with Lind4!

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1s th1s th3 halo thr3ad?

>>12171637
N1gger. Only true 410 4ry4ns we4r the re4l M4rk V

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TH3 UNSC L0ST THIS WAR M0NTHS AG0. Y0UR P30PL3 AR3 BR0K3N. SCATT3R3D. HUNT3D. D3F3AT3D. BY M3. I WISH I C0ULD T3LL Y0U IT WAS DIFFICULT, BUT IT WASNT. W3 AR3 0N3 ST3P AH3AD. ALWAYS. TH3 RING IS ALR3ADY UND3R 0UR C0NTR0L, S00N TH3 AUDIT0RIUM AS W3LL. TH3 HARBING3R AND TH3 BANISH3D SHAR3 TH3 SAM3 G0AL. W3 FIGHT T0G3TH3R T0 H0N0R TH3 WILL 0F ATRI0X. BUT WITH0UT CHALL3NG3 I GR3W W3ARY. L0ST. AL0N3. BUT H3R3 Y0U N0W STAND. HAAH. THIS IS MY LAST FIGHT. A TRU3 T3ST 0F L3G3NDS. 0UR ST0RY WILL 0UTLIV3 US B0TH. HAAH. S3T A FIR3 IN Y0UR H3ART SPARTAN. BAR3 Y0UR FANGS. FIGHT HARD. DI3 W3LL.

>>12172086
1t 1s.

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>>12172154
Yatta!!!

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0NLY THE STR0NGEST WILL SURVIVE
LE4D ME T0 HE4VEN WHEN WE DIE

I h4v3 4 conf3ssion to m4k3.
I fought Rubb3rducki32407.
I pl4c3d th3 box on Orbit4l.
I'm th3 on3 who k33ps 4rguing with th3 r3t4rd who k33ps pr3t3nding to not b3 4 shitt3r.
I h4v3 4 low opinion of th3 R3gul4rs.
I'm th3 on3 who posts most of th3 Fri3r3n H4lo crossov3r 4rt.
I 4lso c4tpost.

I 4M Y33Z3.

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>>12172495
>I 4M <5>Y33Z3.

I7'5 over

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Endle55

>>12170777
7rips ch3ck3d

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>>12174111
ch3ck urs3lf

not halo

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>>12174250
OH 1'LL SHOW YOU HALO
>*Z11111111111111P*

yeeze

>>12174539
F1lt3r3d

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Filter 7HI5 nigga

Th15 one 15 f1ne.

H4lo

h3h

Mor3 lik3

G4ylo

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

[di3 4s th3 b3st or di3 with th3 r3st]
..._.....____________________, ,
....../ K4W4II GUN
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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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W3 TRU3 TOMOD4CHI
W3 RID3 TOG3TH3R
W3 DI3 TOG3TH3R

Your fortun3: Good n3ws will com3 to you by m4il

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>>12176174
u wanna 1v1 m3
u wanna 1v1 m3
u wanna 1v1 m3
u wanna 1v1 m3
u wanna 1v1 m3
u wanna 1v1 m3

Y0ur f0rtun3: G00d n3ws will c0m3 t0 y0u by mail

kill y0ur5elf yeeze<5pan cla55="f0rtune" 5tyle="c0l0r:#2a56fb">

Y0ur f0rtune: Better n0t tell y0u n0w

Sn0wb0und is 0ne 0f 7he bes7 Hal0 3 maps.

sh1tty fuck1ng snowbound

>>12175600
dub5 checked

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j4ck ruselel

>>12176861
h4h4 the dog'5 on 4 h4lo ring

>>12176861
no7 halo. fuck off.

me4n

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Th3 3ndl3ss has arriv3d

L0wered cr055hair i5 fine.

>>12177056

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H0w did she d0 i7?

>>12179076
Y33z3 ow35 m3 53x and a child.

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A communication di5ruption can only m3an on3 thing.
.
.
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Inv4si0n.
0ffense.

It'5 ov3r

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>>12168434
Halo<5pan cla55="for7une" 57yle="color:#9d05da">

Your for7une: Very Bad Luck

>>12176861
exac7ly

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.

Wtf 1s the po1nt of halo anymore 1t's sh1t

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The Ancient Antag0nist. The Beater 0f BITCHtana. The Cultivat0r 0f Chills. The Dictat0r 0f Disc0ntent. The Ev0lving Epidemic. The Finisher 0f F0rerunners. The Greatest 0f Grils. The Harbinger 0f Hal0. The Ideal Invertebrate. The Judge 0f J0bbers. The Kingpin 0f Kin0. The L0rd 0f L0lis. The Mastermind 0f Mischief. The Nightmare 0f Numer0us. The 0verl0rd 0f 0bscenity. The P0lygar 0f P0st-credits. The Queen 0f Quivering. The Ruler 0f Reach. The Sultan 0f Sequel-bait. The Thane 0f the Thread. The Übermensch 0f Unst0ppable. The Villain 0f Vitri0l. The Warri0r 0f Waves. The Xen0n 0f Xb0x. The Yes-man 0f Y0nder. The Zeal0t 0f Zanzibar.
THE C0L0SSAL CRAB
THE AWAKENED AN0MAL0CARIS
THE FRIGHTENING FREEZE
THE BENDER 0F KNEES
THE F0RERUNNERS FEAR
THE CRAB BEHIND THE CURTAIN
THE REGAL R0GUE
THE ELEGANT EXTRATERESTRIAL
THE SHUDDERER 0F S0YS
THE CHILLER 0F CHIEFS
THE M0GUL 0F M0NKEYS
THE TERRIFYING 0F TIME TRAVEL
THE PRIM0RDIAL PUNISHMENT
THE TSAR 0F T0UH0U
THE CREAMER 0F CQBS
THE BAR0N 0F BAD WRITING
THE PREHIST0RIC PERSECUT0R
THE ADDITI0NAL ANCIENT EVIL
THE ALLY 0F ATRI0X
THE CRUSHER 0F CUNNY
THE RAVAGER 0F REACHAR0UNDS
THE VAP0RIZ0R 0F N0STALGIAFAGS
THE ANNIHILAT0R 0F AVIAT0RS
THE C0NSUMER 0F CH4DS
THE LIQUIDAT0R 0F L0REFAGS
THE ERECT0R 0F T0WERS
THE GALACTIC PANDEMIC
THE JANNIES' 0NE FEAR
THE 0NE WH0 WILL DESTR0Y CHIFU, ARBY, AND FERNAND0'S PUSSIES
G0Dless the BEST
BESTless the BRUTE
MASTERless the INEVITABLE
ALPHAless the SEXUALLY APPEALING
KIN0less the BANE 0F BUNGIEFAGS
UNST0PPABLEless the IMPERVI0US
SEXYless the CHAD
STR0NGless the UNST0PPABLE
BRING MEless the UNMATCHED
ANCIENTless the BETTER THAN DIDACT
BIGless the BIG
MACR0less the MASSIVE
MYSTERI0USless the UNSEEN
H00Kless the DLC STINGER
TIMEless the RETC0N
THE BEST 343 C0ULD C0ME UP WITH
LITERALLY A SEC0ND ANCIENT EVIL
ENTER ENDLESSCHAD, UNLEASHED UP0N THE GALAXY

>>12181483
halo is a w3apon...?

i7 com3s wi7h proph37s.

umm, i7 kills p3opl3 ins73ad of d3f3nding 7h3m.

i7 7ak3s 7im3 7o ins7all...

umm p3opl3 kill 3ach o7h3r ov3r i7s supr3macy.

Your for7un3: Good n3ws will com3 7o you by mail

>>12181512
0n3 m0r3 w0rd, 0racl3, and I'll rip y0ur 3y3 fr0m its s0ck3t.
>>12181498
Which is n0thing c0mpar3d t0 what I'll d0 t0 y0u...

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>>12182014

>>12182105
LOL what a r3tard

>>12181512
I ju5t mi55 wh3n th3 gam3 wa5 fun and I didn't hav3 to pay for co5m3tic5

>>12182247
1 don't care about money, 1 enjoyed 1nf1n1te's campa1gn and then they scraped the extra seasons for SP.

Your fortune: You w1ll meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12182014
>>12182105
He just perished...

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>>12168434
Th3 Spartans w3r3 or1g1nally cr3at3d to crush r3b3ll1ons, r1ght? Wh3r3 th3y 3v3r as as count3r t3rror1st op3rat1v3s aft3r th3 war? Do3s such a human group 3v3n 3x1st 1n th3 Halo un1v3rs3? You'd th1nk that pract1cally 3v3ry human would un1t3 aga1nst th3 Cov3nant.

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>>520068127
Th1s was th3 last post
3scharum won aga1n

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>>12182502
7he Banished w0n. Big 7ime.
0n behalf 0f /hg/ and her Regulars, we FUCKING KNEEL.

Y0ur f0r7une: Y0u will mee7 a dark hands0me s7ranger

>>12174539
>>12175712
3ww

Is it over yet

>>12181588
unchecked digits on aisle 5

>>12183152
OH YES great news :3

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was it as good for you as it was for me, [s4s]?

Your fortune: Outlook good

aaaand we're back

>>12168975
high iq post

>>12184022
two same number

bmp for the halo

>>12185145
Kill yourself bumptranny.

>>12185242
*rapes u*
lol get pregnant slut

>>12185242
go back halohater

/s4s/ is now Halo.
It belongs to us.

umm it's [s4s] actually
dumbass

We're changing it to /s4s/.

nuh uh

A colonial power can do whatever the fuck it wants.

1. open bloodgulch.map in eschaton
2. swap flashlight effect with grenade explosion
3. host public lobby on demo server
4. ?????
5. Profit!

yeeze's soft boy feet on my face :3

There's something growing under my big left toe.
Dunno if it's diabetes (possible), a fungus (unlikely) or something else altogether.
I got an appointment with my doctor, but it's going to take a few weeks.

>>12186165
its dried cum from giving me that foot job
thank u btw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>*rubs belly*
OOOOooooOooooOoooOoooOoooo
yyyyeeeessssss.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Fun time with Red this Saturday at around 10pm EST. Everyone on [s4s] is welcomed.

is this the thread

i pooped my pantse

Why are you the way you are?

ahhhhhh
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
AAHHHHHHHHH
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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it's so easy to rile goyim up

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halo

>>12187969
It's clearly real.

>>12187974
this is what my spartan looks like btw :3

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my spartan looks like this under his armour

>>12188012
Cheesed to meet you.

>>12188012
lol

erm

I don't know what Halo is, but I have the feeling this thread belongs to some other board and is a leftover from the April Fools thingy. You people can all go home now, your board is back

>>12188298
it's an overrated game with ugly enemies and a cliche story but the gravity hammer is dope

>>12188298
No.

>>12188298
we exist together now
two corposes in one grave

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>>12188298
>drops Banished jorts
>puts MASSIVE jiralhanae ass in your face
>BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
>the stench of the entire taco bell menu burns a hole through the back of your skull
SHUT up bitch

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>>12188298
How many rangers remain? Do you even know? There would have been.....5....at Ernie's juice and gym....maybe more...such a lossssss. Do you feel it....IN the GRID......DOES IT LEAVE A HOLE???

RITO REVOLTO, was my FINEST recruit. HE understood sacrifice and when one is necessary.....I HONOR his memory each day.....when our enemy rises......we grow bigger. It is why I joined Lord Zedd. He created..the BEST. The CRUELEST. The most efficient killers in the universe......and made them grow........

.........My putty patrollers are coming for you........
......it is YOUR time to rise........

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>>12188940

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12189049
That's the motherfucking Golden Oozaru Baby

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The Endless

Your fortune: Bad Luck

*gregorian chanting*

I see the Escharum and the Endless posters very comfortable posting on this board

im very comfortable in ur moms butthole

>>12188088
5p dubs!
>>12189933
double dubs!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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my halo spartan looks like this under his costume

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12190775
the anime bitch has hentai tits

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My halo master spartan doesn't fit inside her costume :(

>>12190793
Why are you brown?

>>12190887
he's from the banished

>>12168434
>previous >>>/vg/519774351
so why did you decide to take the thread to [s4s]?
don't get me wrong, i love Halo, but /vg/ is not [s4s] culture

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>>12190898
oh I've got your [s4s] culture right here...

>>12190898
Fool me twice, don't get fooled again

>>12190898
We're April's Fool remnants.
We'll leave when the thread dies.

>>12191285
Speak for yourself liberal

>>12191313
Actually, I'm a lefty and I find the label "liberal" very offensive.

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>>12191319
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
yep,, keep it coming

>>12191619
That's not healthy, Marty.

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>>12191285
>we

Yes, we.

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>we

Yes
e
s

We
e

The We lost this war months ago...

No we didn't.

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>we

We are, in fact, friends.

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No we aren't.

Yes you are. :3

>>12192111
kiss me then

>>12192124
*kissu*

>>12192126
gay

>>12192132
You asked for it, queer.

>>12191285
>>12191313
>>12192058
you're welcome to stay here as long as you want! [s4s] is for everyone!
>>12192077
dubs!
>>12192111
trips!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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bnuuy gang is IN

I raped Yeeze

>>12192165
it wasnt rape

Yeeze owes me sex and there will be rape if I'm not given my due.

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:DDD

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would you play halo with me? :3

No fuck off.

>>12192969
why not :(

I think halo is a pretty cool guy
he fights aliens and isnt afraid of anything

>>12192976
You posted a dick pick.
That's very rude.

>>12193070
sorry... ;_;

>>12193088
checking your doubles!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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i need a weapon

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Will I like halo infinite if I only liked 1 and 2 and thought the third one wasn't as good?

no one likes halo infinite

>>12193936
you're mom likes halo infinite

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>>12193947

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>>12193936
Then why do you and other people play it?

no one plays halo infinite
thankfully
fortunately

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>>12193960
Is the campaign at least good?

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>>12193980
no one knows, no one played it

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I sure hope I get to see my favourite non-human character, the Arbiter (I want to have sex with him) in halo infinite!

>>12194040
uh oh

Atriox won

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

no

Your fortune: Average Luck

yes

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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halo

>>12194923
women legs are not halo.
man legs, however...

>>12194993
that's a boy friendo

>>12195013
no it isnt
i know what woman's legs look like

>>12195051
haha but it’s angled to look more feminine

>>12192058
>>12192074
>>12192090
we are absolutely we

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thank u for benig here on esfores frens!!!!!!

>>12194923
cute boy legs

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>>12194923
hey dude hows it going
sorry let me jus *SCHLLUUURP LICK LICK LICKY LICK LICK SCHORP SCHLOP*
ah sorry man my bad i just *SCHLOOOORTP LICKLICKLICKLICKLICK*
damn my bad hold on lemme uhh *SHLPPLPLPLPLPLLI LICKLICKSLOBBERKISSKISSKISS*
ah sorry dude my bad

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I AM MOUSCHARUM
WAR SQUEAK OF THE BANISHED
THIS IS MY WHEEL NOW
AND YOU HAVE LITTLE CHEESE REMAINING WITH IT

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I love penis especially black ones but I really really really like when mine is locked in a tiny cage so everyone can laugh at it also my favorite game is Halo 2

>>12195738
that's nice but Halo 4 should be your favourite because it has the best combination of graphics, campaign and multiplayer. But I wish they made Cortana like the one in halo 5 .

im gay

we know yeeze

>we

okay… which one of you is posting deep web children porn on /vg/?
show your face

It's not me.
I just report all the Bleach posts as off-topic and the jannies ignore me.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12196311
mo one has posted that in a month, I think.

>>12196311
Someone says it's "JJAB" or something like that

>>12196317
>>12196317
A strong webm was posted about a week ago

>>12196316
Just don't report the sweets

>>12196348
I'll report whoever I want.

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>>12196349
No. You will not.
Soon the Great Journey will begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet. And you shall be left behind.

>>12196349
You'll save /hg/ if you do that

>>12196371
The Prophets were weak.
Gods must be strong.

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>nu/hg/ is going faster than real/hg/

>>12196311
doubles!

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12196381
It's just an ancient slumber

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Fuck Daisy. Get head from Daisy. Highlight Daisy posters. Fuck Daisy in front of her clone. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Daisys bra. Follow Daisy threads. ERP with Daisy posters. Cum inside Daisy. Hang Daisy in shibari bondage. Have Daisy make you a sandwich after. Launch sperm into Daisy. Fry Daisys brains with sex. Toss Daisys salad. Urinate into Daisys mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Daisy onto a bed. Blackmail Daisy into sex with their dox. Twist Daisys nipples. Report your love for Daisy to 343. Split Daisys legs in half. Sexually heal Daisy. Give Daisy surprise buttsex. Critically hit Daisy in the womb. Impregnate Daisy. Get trapped into sex by demon Daisy from the underworld. Dump sperm into Daisys cum dumpster. Submerge Daisy into a vat of cum. Eat Daisys pussy. Dissect Daisys clothes off. Dominate Daisy after glassing Balaho. Slap Daisys face during sex. Give Daisy prom dates. Make Daisy suck'em. Cream inside Daisys' holes. Lobotomize Daisy into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Daisy. Give Daisy your love paste. Drown Daisy in milk. Whip Daisys ass. Camp in the same tent with Daisy. Invite Daisy to your customs lobby. Feed Daisy your semen. Give Daisy your REQs in exchange for sex. Fuck Daisy like a pacha. Slice Daisys clothes off with an energy sword. Clone Daisy to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Daisys farts through an Xbox 360 mic. Take a golden shower with Daisy. Lick every sweaty surface on Daisy. Tongue punch Daisys fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because Daisy is superior.

>>12196381
Yeah, talking about cp

kitty cat spartan meow meow

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>>12196450
>>12196465

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>>12196481
real

My asshole burns Yeeze needs to be more gentle when we co-op campaign :'(

>>12196481
:33333 !!!!

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The Endless

>>12196481
Chat, is this real?

>>12190775
waouh cool

I have to pee really bad open your mouth

>>12198165
hote if griller

Fuck you.

>>12198165
:O

>>12198167
pssssssssssssssssssssssssssss aahhhhhhh thank you
>>12198175
sry im empty :(

>>12198192
:(

I SAID FUCK YOU

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A little known fact: Needler ammo is crystallised Unggoy urea, you can bite into them and ingest the remaining liquid

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One grunt can produce up to 300ml of liquid waste that is then refined and stored in their armour. To increase production they are fed unwanted material from surrounding units (this also helps mask troop movement) through their mouthpiece.

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There is a slot in each grunt armour for waste collection, in this armour model it's in the front, through which other units can, thanks to their small stature, easily crouch and provide the valuable materials that are redirected to a tank that feeds into the mask.

>>12198217
>>12198227
grunts are underage soldiers who sniff farts and are obsessed with food nipple
Bungie is hella freaky for that piece of lore

That's bullshit and I don't believe it.

>>12198234
It's true, it was in the artbook for halo 2 for the first revision but was removed in a reprint due to complaints from Microsoft. It was alluded again later on so it remains canon.

yeeze plaplap spurt

yeeze sucking on the glans of my penis while using his tongue to massage my frenulum

Okay, that's enough, i think.

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snart bloogenjeel? glarmp tychyzyzk qaulf pleans? joler

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

test

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Halo

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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i like to whack off my little weiner to climax and point it up at my face to see if i can get any of it in my mouth but it usually just makes a big puddle in my belly button :( any tips????

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12199541
get on your bed and bring your legs over your head after you get close and point your dick down at your mouth while you jerk

12199929
+18??

>>12198165
>>12198166
>>12198175
this is halo general

>>12200137
boy pee is halo thankfully

>>12200217
Are grunts male or female? Their pee would be very toxic either way thouhg, because of the chemicals they put in it

Fuck bungie for leaving the lore so barren, I want to rape a jackal but they never told us if they have cloaca or not so I can't imagine it

>>12200219
Only males are allowed in the Covenant military ranks, while females are left in their home worlds or High Charity to procreate. So yes, the Grunts you see in games are males.

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MOA JOCKEY

it's over

my cock is hard.. help me?

that's not in the cards

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>25 minutes
>still page 1
dead board

>>12168434
Wer ist das? wer ist das? Allgemein

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12202146
i don't get it

boy feet

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12202144
Hallo allgeimen

The new Halo thread has arrived.

>>>/vg/521128186
>>>/vg/521128186
>>>/vg/521128186

>>12202707
if the posts preceding this were genuinely your general you might as well die. You're deader than /digi/

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>>12202716
*farts*

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bnuuy

>>12203389
Yea thats right, slobber on my dick bitch

>>12203504
meant for >>12202138

>>12203508
No it's meant for the mleming anine

>>12203510
meant for >>12202716

>>12203516
ur mom a whore

no u

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>after 6 hours

you've done him

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12197644
>>12198166
>>12199066
>>12202144
dubs checkem!
>>12200088
DUB TRIP DUBS!!!! WOW!

Your fortune: Good Luck

I feel lonely when you people play Infinite because I don't want to play it.

>>12204632
aww and thats why you are so angery all the time insulting the halobros??

>>12204653
I just don't wanna be alone. :'(

>>12204654
dont worry it's not so bad if you think about it... and you dont have to play to hang with the halobros
i dont play infinite anymore these days and I dont feel alone
actually I think i’m always alone too but I genuinely love the peace it brings... wish it could be like that for you too

>>12204653
We're not your halobros.

>We
There's that word again.

>>12204695
you dont have to take it so literally but understood

actually, we are your halobros

no we are not.

yes we are

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We
Are the Regulars

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Big if true.

its pretty big just ask ur mom LOL

shooting ropes of hot semen all over yeeze's soft boy feet

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

thank you for this journey halobros

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

spank you for this journey halobros

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I am in fact your Halobro.

>>12205682
oshiri pen pen~

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onl 3 mor pos

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Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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die

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Remember, [s4s]. You will always be spiritually /hg/

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Your fortune: Outlook good

You're my Halobros.
You are... my friends.

>>12204705
thanks i didnt see it i
went to sleep

>>12205801
:3

new thread

>>12205807
>>12205807
>>12205807

>>12205268
Regulators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a02YJhCeTQk