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kinda bored so here you go

we just had a few beers and you are sitting in my lap
"uwu what this anone"
i rip off your shirt then
i let you kneel in front of me then I take out my cock and let you sniff it, smearing some precum in your nose
then I grab the back of your head and let you suck it deep into your throat
plap plap plap
my balls slap on your face as I relentlessly push it deeper down
plap plap PLAP!
a load of warm cum washes down your throat as I slowly pull it out
you cough a few times because your small mouth pussy couldn't handle the large amount of sticky and rich semen
then i start to tease you by rubbing the tip of my penis against your nipples and you start begging me to put it in
i turn you around so that your ass is facing me and I start licking your anus my tongue goes in and swirls around after a while I grab both your hands and push my cock deep into your asspussy with one strong thrust
plap plap plap
before I cum I ask you where you want it and you beg me to cum inside you
but i will pull out and put my penis in your thighhighsocks
warm cum drips down your leg
and then i start doing you again
plap plap plap
your legs tremble and you have no strength left to stand up, my cock slides even deeper inside you
you are almost unconsciouness because of the pleasure and right before you lose your mind i cum deep inside you

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12187151
hote

Your fortune: Outlook good
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odd post by gado
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it's hot imagining fucking fat ugly schizos with no money
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>>12187161
no its not also i have almost 1k neet money every month
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i should get a hooker some time but that so looooooooow
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>>12187166
you got dubs!!
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>>12187151
l-l-lewwwwd......
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>>12187166
right now i am rereading the first epistle of clement. i listened to an interesting scholar on a podcast who theorized that first clement preserves an account of peter and paul being martyred by christians, not romans as is often believed by many people. it's an interesting thing to think about
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>>12187258
>>>/pol/
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>>12187264
nothing i said was political
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>>12187267
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>>12187270
point to one thing that i said that was political
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>>12187271
the fact that you posted this in an unrelated thread also this interpretation aligns with certain modern ideological narratives rather than historical consensus. it feels like a political statement tbh
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>>12187292
i posted in gado's thread because gado is my friend and i like talking about my hobbies with him. also i explained that the interpretation comes from a biblical scholar, it's not someone who's ideologically motivated. i think you just read politics into everything i post because you don't like me
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>>12187296
also to be clear i don't know if i entirely believe that theory. i think it's reasonable to assume that first clement 5:1-4 are talking about peter being martyred by christians because the proceeding verses are about jealousy and envy between brothers or compatriots (cain and able, jacob and esau, joseph and his brothers, moses and the israelites in egypt, etc), but the verses about paul's death (1 clement 5:5-7) are less clear since they reference paul being stoned nearly to death which we know happened at the hands of jews at lystra (acts 14:19)
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>>12187296
>>12187323
i just dont like hypocrites and people who abuse the niceness of others
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>>12187330
whose niceness am i abusing? how am i being hypocritical?
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>>12187332
we already have this conversation, so i'll just stop replying to you.... for now
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>>12187337
so you can't prove any of the things you allege? lole
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>>12187332
In all seriousness, are you retarded, or just ragebaiting? There was a bunch of posters who already told you why are you a hypocrite, and how are you abusing the whole "this is nice board" meme, yet you act like you still don't understand it.
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>>12187343
i've never heard anything that i said that was hypocritical. the most i hear is people saying 'you post about political things, but also tell people to go back to /pol/' but they're never able to cite any of the political things i've said. or they say 'you talk about trans things but tell people to go back to /lgbt/' but i only talk about those things when other people start talking to me about them first. also in the past i've admitted to doing things wrong and have changed my behavior going forward. yall are so desperate to find things to hate about me, but you dont' bring any receipts
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can you guys calm down what even is the point here
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>>12187343
he is just a poor spiteful man using this board to ragebait because its just too suited for this kind of stuff...
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>>12187381
not a man, and you have yet to provide any evidence for your claims about me. don't get angry when people don't accept your assertions without proof. i was just trying to have a conversation about what i was doing at the time
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>>12187365
sorry gado.... it looks like your """friend""" decided to bait in your thread
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>>12187385
lowercase IS friend
seems more like the other anon is pushing some buttons...
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>>12187399 (dubs)
the only person here who's "pushing buttons" is lowercase with his fun police behavior. If he would stop trying to tell everyone to stop having fun in every single thread he doesn't like, we would have no issue with him.
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>>12187399
Dubs!
so it looks like this thread is about pushing buttons lol
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>>12187151
ecchi hentai!!!
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>>12187411
again you have to give evidence of this happening, you can't just assert it. it's not 'policing behavior' to say 'dont' be rude' or 'go back to >>>/b/' that's literally just board culture
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>>12187411
the only thing i am seeing is uhhh lowercase wanted to talk about the first epistle of clement the other anon polled them
i dont want to argue who is in the wrong here im just discribing what im seeing
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>>12187414
slaps your butte
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>>12187413
hehe
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>>12187419
Yeah, I'm sorry it happened in your thread, it isn't about you or what he said here, its a longer argument
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>>12187427
it le okay c:
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>>12187296
it's ruining my sex

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12187477
how? you need to explain this
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>>12187151
>you beg me to cum inside you
i would so do that
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>>12188553
nghhh
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>>12188559
*milks the bgc with my butte*
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>>12188587
pls do im pent up af aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>12187151
pretty cringe tbdesu



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