Icky sticky?

You can't just put a leaf on a girl's head and call her Plant Gorl.

>>12712895
Your death won't present itself gently.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

at some point the last thread from 2025 will fall off the catalog, and nobody will probably even notice

>>12713840
just like your existence

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12712662
oh mah god

you know what else is icky and sticky?

>>12713801
I've got drones in route to your location, and the only way to deter them from unleashing hellfire upon your abode is by screaming "Gomenasai, butch. I was to blame all along".

holy stikys! I missed these.

this sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12712637
i love stickies

the new mega man bosses just arrived in stiggy form

Your fortune: Good Luck

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POSTING IN A STICKY

>>12712637
don't be discriminatory. those threads have historical value

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not my problem

>>12714749
but its going to be

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>>12714755

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12715125
thank u

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>>12713847
thats not bery nice

we are all going to die

>>12713840
these things happen
you can go on /po/ and find threads from 2016 still alive, I don't think many esfores posters would prefer that

>>12716672
Uh oh... wow.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

yup

>>12716488
dubs confirm

yucky~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

worst sticky ever, nobody is posting in it

When is subnautica 2 finally coming out now??

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12712637
growe plante

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUWWW

>>12719708
name back on schizo

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12719784
Great contribution, #2

(You're shit)

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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i hope youll nicefriends are v nice today and having a happy healthy time

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12720881
omg, wool ses!

>>12712637
the sticky was gone but it's back now..

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12724003
It's more fun to speak other languages when I'm out of my comfort zone!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12724040
Eat shit useless schizo ^^
Defunct brain turgid lole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

have fun

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

bump

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>>12712637
Those are vintage threades. Very rare.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12712637
airplanes are over 25 years old and still flying

>>12726483
Tail No. 1040
The youngest B-52 is Tail No. 1040, which is currently in active service. It was delivered to the Air Force in October 1962 and is the last of 744 B-52s manufactured. The B-52 fleet has been operational for over 60 years, and Tail No. 1040 is scheduled to continue flying through 2040.

>>12726487
>The youngest B-52
I'm gonna fuck that plane

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12727911
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12712637
I play checkers but everything's solved by Monday

CRAZY GORILLA

i'm still lovesick in 2026

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12712637
still valid NE60

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post 60/500

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12729956
breh thats a nasty flavour

>>12730922
two toos

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chokominto iceeeee

Your fortune: Outlook good

how does one create a reply with the fortune color texte and the message ???????
pls pls respond someone pls pls pls


raaaaaaaaaaah I failed captcha

>>12732573
type "fortune" without the " in the options field

>>12733098
wow

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>12733394
?

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>cute anime girl folder

>>12733896
who are you quotig?

>>12735912
why are you niggers namefagging and not even using trips

>>12735983
because impersonation is a crime

>>12724933
>>12724688
>>12715133
unchecked dubs on page 1

>>12712637
test
/bant/thread/23895298

imagine this thread is up until 2027

>>12737440
it would be extremely painful

>>12738126
for you

2 many gross borvorts

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

don't yuck my yum

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>12740124
>>12739991

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>12728589
how long does it take to heal?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

This board needs more tornadoes. https://youtube.com/shorts/VHP8tWfeY-w

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***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example>>>/b/if they post #lewd and say mean things,>>>/a/or>>>/jp/if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or>>>/pol/if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).

8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.

10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

11. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

12. dubs, check em.

that's all :^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12743073
Thanks.

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>***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".
>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
>-f*g >>> -fig
>f*ck >>> fug
>sh*tposting >>> funposting
>ret*rd>> funny man
>troll >>> master ruseman
>lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
>newf*g >>> fig newton
>3. if a person uses green text
>>like this
>always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.
>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.
>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence
>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
>if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET
>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example>>>/b/if they post #lewd and say mean things,>>>/a/or>>>/jp/if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or>>>/pol/if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).
>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)
>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.
>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!
>11. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared
>12. dubs, check em.
>that's all :^)

happy new year!

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12713801

Hey anon, how do I get the your fortune thing? I can't figure it out

>>12713919
Jiggle Jiggle

>>12747014
like this

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Still growing your hair; still seeing and hearing. Are YOU doing that? Is breathing something that YOU do? Do you see? Do you organize the operations of your eyes, and know exactly how to work those rods and cones in the retina?

>>12747014
here anon kun https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fortune take this tutorial
#fortune

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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just type fortune in option box

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>>12748914
You are goated.
ILY bro

>>12713919
poop

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12712637
i dont like you all

>>12751401
Okay which of us DO you like, then?

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>>12751449
i only like wish
i wish there was only wish on this board
the board would become nice

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12751499
Well I like you, I think you're nice.

>>12751511
Thank you that's so nice of you

>>12751527
You're welcome, wish <3

this sticky is an anti draw

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12752417
Your ain't draw shit anyway

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Your fortune: Good Luck

the perverts are back again

>>12752914
i drew the house, retadr

Your fortune: Godly Luck

niggas, assemble.

The "any nicers here" sticky has fallen

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>>12754224

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12754224
nevar forget

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Weón Culiao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0JyCdk5ymo

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

my're fotune

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Who the fuck stickied this shitass niggerpost?

>>12756738
saying the n-word, even potentially ironically, is not right

>>12756839
I disagree.

Only one stimkky now?

This is a day of sadness

who do u think is the knight ?

>>12757595
togorre dreamure

ヾ(*>∀<*)

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12757595
Dess or maybe Asriel

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>12712637
It was six days before the Passover Feast. Jesus came to Bethany, where Lazarus lived. Lazarus was the one Jesus had raised from the dead. 2 A dinner was given at Bethany to honor Jesus. Martha served the food. Lazarus was among the people at the table with Jesus. 3 Then Mary took about a pint of pure nard. It was an expensive perfume. She poured it on Jesus’ feet and wiped them with her hair. The house was filled with the sweet smell of the perfume.

4 But Judas Iscariot didn’t like what Mary did. He was one of Jesus’ disciples. Later he was going to hand Jesus over to his enemies. Judas said, 5 “Why wasn’t this perfume sold? Why wasn’t the money given to poor people? It was worth a year’s pay.” 6 He didn’t say this because he cared about the poor. He said it because he was a thief. Judas was in charge of the money bag. He used to help himself to what was in it.

7 “Leave her alone,” Jesus replied. “The perfume was meant for the day I am buried. 8 You will always have the poor among you. But you won’t always have me.”

9 Meanwhile a large crowd of Jews found out that Jesus was there, so they came. But they did not come only because of Jesus. They also came to see Lazarus. After all, Jesus had raised him from the dead. 10 So the chief priests made plans to kill Lazarus too. 11 Because of Lazarus, many of the Jews were starting to follow Jesus. They were believing in him.

>>12759092
go away i need to scroll to much bcs of u

>>12759092
I do enjoy it when the jews cum

It's all jesus fault

>>12712637
it's not closed ..it is just saturday ..one more day to deny reality and complain abou bodily functions still

matthew kennedy

>>12712637
speak filthy mouth

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Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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threadle

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12712637
does he have love me right now

>>12765962
>does he have love me right now
does he have love me right now

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12712637
>>>/r9k/83815469
Chudmobile

It's almost time

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12765963
does he love me at all/will it be good very soon and back to the levels of love?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12766430
>does he love me at all/will it be good very soon and back to the levels of love?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

ugh, this sticky is so last month

will this thread be unstickied once the "any nicers?" thread dies? because that's the only one from 2025 left on the catalog

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>>12732573
#fortune goes in all fields

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

It's over

very mentally lel day on esforce today

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>12712637
ya mom has to work til month 9

Hey swagpedo, maybe it's been 2 months. Get this shit off my board. I don't wanna see it anymore.

>>12768411
>>12768144
DUBS

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12768444
TRIPS

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12768444
>>12769280
Watch this

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postin in le sticky

she loves me.. she loves me not..

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

almost obsolete thread

Your fortune: Bad Luck

It took until February 5 for all the 2025 threads to finally die

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

lololol

>>12714014
this poste is 30 years old

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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mods unsticky

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12771572
lol fluber postee

there ARE NO MORE

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>>12773499
dubs confirm

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12712637
Amor Fati (Let Them Fall)

Hey swagpedo, please keep this thread up forever, I love you.

>>12773577
dubs confirm anon is gay

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I exploded into spiders

>>12773651
hot

>>12759092
Praise the LORD God!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12773965
2026 years and counting, satanyahoo finna bow le kneegrow to da ALPHA & Ωmega I E U S U S

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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is this thread going to be stigged until the end of this year?

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I invite you to join me on an adventure in YouTube. People don't understand what they're talking about and mislead others. I suggest you go to the "@Пpeмия.ДAPBИHA" on YouTube. Look the commentator's thread "@CrabusVik" and explain to them who they are.

>>12774438
Хaхa

dinosaurs arent even real btw

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12774603
can I ask a question? Do you laugh through the "x" because you know more than just English?

>>12774727
Just saw russian video on picrel but yeeah i know more than english

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all of the threads from 2025 are dead so this thread should be deleted

>>12775439
your mom is dead so your moms thread should be deleted lole

I'm not even here, I am a hallucination

>>12712637
https://youtube.com/shorts/jgGJHhD8MFk

>>12775787
that doesn't make any sense

>>12776842
chicago wont make time travel make sense, dingbat

>>12776899
two same numbers!

it's almost time

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12712637
whatever

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

lol is this niggershit still pinned lmao no wonder assforass is dead

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12712637
Cope

getting dubs soon

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

so um, well, the question which i have is well, you know, um, who got these digits: >>12777777?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12712637
is people working in here actually ...I guess ...
my spam box just can not take anymore scams

Get

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motherfug mods
*bang bang*
motherfug hiro
*bang bang*

Your fortune: Average Luck

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LOL

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12779538
what is it

>>12779660
LOL

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12779660
LOL

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

But are there really even still threads up from last year though?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Does?

nyanpasu

>>12784523
this is so heartwarmingly kawaii

>>12712637
https://www.youtube.com/live/2laoFeR3zFE?si=r7oikbSYyUw8hRRl

trips check em

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>12788001

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12782129
there's 1 thread left at the bottom of the board from 2025 that only the mod team can post in. Normally you can't see it but if you go down to the bottom of the catalog and scroll up while looking at the top of your screen, then the thread will appear down at the edge of your vision and you can just barely catch the date

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>12788001

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12712637
𔐘

It's a dead site

>>12790636
the dead speak to those who listen

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12790647
K but it's a dead site full of echos theres like 3 people per board on the quiet boards
The only boards that move fast are the racist boards and the porn boards. The racist porn board moves fastest.
This ecosystem is dying. Every day it loses more and more to discord and tiktok

>>12790768
The problem is, Anonymous, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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[s4s] never dies but does slumber and can be very lethargic

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>12790768
why is that bad tho? everyone and their mother has been whining for years about the normalfig and shill infestation. is it that bad for 4chan to become niche again? or, if nothing else, couldn't nicefigs see a positive side to the migration of many people to other sites?
the insane porn dumping, the shills, the near eradication of board culture, the repetition ad nauseam of the same memes... all these have been caused by the overpopulation of this site. can you imagine all that gone? 4chans could become something resembling a community again, even.
the future can be exciting, anon! and this is nice board.

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>>12790917
niche community of a dozen posters that do all the things youd complain about

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12790823
The problem is, Anonymous, it's not just a dead board it's a dead site
Good luck on your reading comprehension