i was just perusing nairaland and i noticed they like the same kind of memes that /sci/ does
another brilliant nairaland science meme
>>16086050this is nostalgic
>>16087158Paradox of tolerance
>>16088086That's a lot of words to just state "hypocrisy".
>>160883083 words is not a lot, so it makes sense that you don't understand "paradox" (ie self-contradictory) is synonymous with "hypocrisy".
>>16087158
Sometimes I stumble upon nairaland threads and their takes are pretty good. I like their memes and jokes too. Based niggers.
>>16088935>watermelonium in the test tubes
>>16088584Those still probably come out at 8 cents at scale by the time you factor in the drill bits you have to wear down, at $2 a pop, to poke the holes in the pennies.
>>16090589you punch through them
>>16090590Which just requires some other tool that has electricity/fuel costs significantly more than 8 cents that also wears down through repeated use over time.
>>16090593>significantly more than 8 centsfor punching a single hole? can be done mechanically with no electricity
>>16090593see >>16089028 picrel
>>16090598Yes buying a hole punch to punch only 1 hole is way more expensive than 8 cents, but even the image shows 3 and if you tried to do it at scale, you probably wouldn't do better than the 8 cents over time.
>>16090609dude you must be retarded at quantifying required energy.you can also do it with any pointy bit of metal, and whack it with the hammer. you need about 2 seconds and the energy cost is low. a human can output some 250W of work, see how much 2 seconds costs, at full output (for some reason)
>>16090611No, a chisel also costs significantly more than 8 cents and will wear down with each whack of the hammer, it costs way more to employ a person to punch holes in pennies than to have a mechanical punch that manufactures washers.
>>16090616you turd
>>16090622Good job spending 81 cents and your own sweat equity to avoid spending 8 cents even if that photoshopped image were completely accurate.
>>16090630it's an aliexpress screenshot.you keep the tool for anything else you might want to make. it's not even about the tool. any basic workshop already has something you can punch with.250W human output for 2 seconds means 0.14Wh, at around 23 cents for 1kW it works out at 0.00322 cents in energy spent by a human. you are not wasting much on it. and you literally need anything stronger than copper or brass
>>16090635>you keep the tool for anything else you might want to make.Unless you break the cheap tool whacking it with a hammer.You can't pay people people in 2 second increments and if you are doing it all yourself, the full set up and process is going to take longer.
>>16090639>yeah you are right, unless>unlessa bunch of these edge case scenarios.>what if we can travel faster than the speed of light?>what if we can create energy out of nothingthe last resort for brainlets
>>16090639>the full set up and process is going to take longer.than getting in your car, driving to the hardware store, search for the isle, pay, get back in car, burn gas, risk accidents, get back to your home.
>>16090640>a bunch of these edge case scenarios.No, it is guaranteed to happen repeatedly if you scale up and if you don't scale up, it costs much more than 8 cents to produce a washer.>>16090642You could do that to buy the chisel and hammer too.
>>16090648>No, it is guaranteed to happen repeatedlythis is about being worth it to make it yourself not about fucking scaling it.also of-course it costs way less than 8 cents to mass produce them. dude wtf I'm loosing IQ points fuck this
>>16090650I accept your concession and admission that your interruption was the result of some kind of dementia.
>>16090653meme is about a dude diy-ing them. doing them yourself with whatever is around costs you the coin you're making it out of. that's it.at the same time, they can be mass made for cheaper than 8 cents. that is the single fucking reason you can buy them for 8 cents. because whoever is making them earns money for making them. they have to be cheaper than 8 cents a pop, to make.
>>16090659Industry can produce them cheaper than a diyer because they are mass produced around the clock by industrial machinery that takes advantage of economy of scale.Hardly any projects require 1 washer, If you have a large project, you may need a few thousand washers and doing them all yourself probably won't save you much more than just ordering them directly from a mass producer.
>>16090663>you may need a few thousand washersthe edge case scenarios you're willing to go to so your retarded argument isn't as retardedthere's literally two washers in the meme.
>>16090664Its not an edge case, it never scales up which is what I have been saying the whole time >>16090589 since you will always need $20+ dollars in tools to save 7 cents if you just do 1 or 2 and if you do a large project you will just wear down your tools at a greater rate than the industrial production and end up spending more than 8 cents a washer in the long run too.
>>16090667>since you will always need $20+ dollars in toolsit's free if you have any metal pointy bit that you can hammer into the coin. you already paid/found the tools, if they are in your workshop already. they don't count towards the cost of making the two washers.you have no standing anon. you keep making it about industrial scale mass production for some strange reason, when the meme is about two washers, and it's cheaper to just make two washers, and there's no way around it, apart from invoking some retarded fringe cases
>>16090674>it's cheaper to just make two washers*if you ignore the cost of making them
>>16090675if you make them out of 1 cent coins then it costs you 1 cent, for the coin. the energy you put into making it costs few orders of magnitude less. so its 1.003 cents or whatever, for a washer, supposing you already have a hammer and a metal pointy bit. which anyone needing a washer should already have anyway.
>>16090685>supposing>should already haveYes, like I said if you ignore the actual cost of turning pennies into washers, it only costs a penny, but if you actually take all the costs into account, it will be much more expensive and only approach 8 cents when you have scaled up to similar industrial levels as current washer manufacturers.
>>16090698>and only approach 8 cents when you have scaled up to similar industrial levels as current washer manufacturers.it doesn't cost them close to 8 cents you turd
>>16090702Sure if you ignore the actual costs involved and negate the costs of the tools and labor with suppositions.
>>16090589Lol either you've never used a power drill in your life, or you're just being a contrarian faggot. It would cut through a penny like butter and not wear down in the slightest.Source: I've been in maintenance the last five years.
>>16090589>>16090593>>16090609>>16090616>>16090630>>16090648>>16090663>>16090667>>16090698Limp wristed faggot that's never used a tool in his life, embarrassing himself further with each post. Laugh at this user.
>>16090883Nah, you have clearly not even used a power drill long enough to break a bit.
>>16090888Sure, while trying to drill into steel lmao. Copper is paper, faggot.
>>16090909No, copper is metal, you absolute confirmed retard.
>>16088086>>16088441Bot answers.
>>16088935>how to cook crack>how to safely lace weed and percocet with fent>how to mix lean>how to determine the ideal ratio of Lawry's seasoning salt to chicken
>>16091314making weed and fent work together is tricky business because weed burns at a high enough temperature that it destroys opiates. they probably would only work together in a vaporizer cartridge and even then they would evaporate at different rates
thanks, science
>>16088441Let everyone have guns. Nobody can force the other to do something that way.
>>16088441So we should not tolerate progressive fundamentalist intolerance.
>>16092566negroes have proved that they shouldn't be allowed to own guns
>>16090913a chud meltdown is not a meme btw
>>16095312obsessed desu
>>16095086this is a shitty political cumpiss reddit meme but its funny how they won't shit on beliefs like these with science but they can gloat about how god isn't real and shit all over christianity
>>16092118the gay asian guy had the most T lmao
>>16095319christianity, but never any other religions and especially not judaism
>>16088441this has been a hilariously bad misinterpretation of the initial passage that spread like wildfire
>>16088441Interesting, very interesting.Does this apply to Muslims?
>>16087863lololololol
>>16096791Literally me
>>16098474/sci/ version of the fingerless glove meter image
>>16099019-cums on you-
shouldn't the calorie count on ice be negative, given that it takes substantial energy to warm it up to body temperature?
>>16100929looks like ice contains sodium too
>>16096795It does. It applies to all form of extremism.
>>16102898lol
>>16090887I came in here to laugh at that loser. Holy fuck.
>>16090887the whole point of academic science is to be a blowhard with no actual talents or abilities. people who can do something useful don't waste their lives in academia because they have much better options available to them
>>16104513wow, fuck you. I base my entire existence on acedemics and spend the majority of my time pacing and thinking. I don't give a danm about your species, and I don't care if I'm ever even published or recognized. I simply want to know, and expand what I can think about because it pleases me to do this. I'm not obligated to utilize my 147IQ to benefit your species in some way. I am allowed to exist without any moral imperative to my actions and not feel guilty for doing so.
>>16096791I don't know why but I laughed pretty hard
>>16087158>"Israel supporters"Every conservative is a shabbos goy. No exceptions.
>>16103674That you Dr Popper and Anon for explaining why Israel must be destroyed.
>>16086041>maths isFucking ESLs. It's "math is" or "maths are." Pick one.
>>16088935The darker you are, the more cargo your cult.
>>16095449
>>16104655mathematics. singular.yanks, i swear to god.
>>16104659Apparently Kenya is better at building bridges than Baltimore.
>>16104703Math. Singular.Bongs, I swear to God.
>>16090913>I was such a nerdy kid>I played all the sportssure, floppa, sure, you're such a nerd bro.
what the fuck is this /pol/ thread?
>>16105556>I contributed nothing to this thread>I still feel entitled to exclusively see content that I likeExplain this logic.Where do noncontributors get their oversized sense of entitlement from?
>>16106574happy now?now go back >>>/pol/
>>16106811what fuck is that
>>16105556>>16106811Is this "pol" in the room with you right now?
Dawkins has renounced atheism and now considers himself a Christian
>>16106811I saw this before in another thread and I only just now understood what I was looking at. Comedy gold.
>>16107198A whole bunch of very intelligent people are going to christianity as part of war against satan. There is no other choice. We will see another enlightenment. And a time where the crusades will be remembered as the innocent act of children.
>>16107198>gun to my head if I'd have to choosebecomes>he embraced the word of the lordsuch a classical church move
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>>16107209>as part of war against satanfunny because that is what makes them work for satan. they start seeing satan in random people (who happen to disagree with them) and start doing bad shit while satan rubs his handsthe "war against satan" is happening within anon. when it happens outside you only unleash satan. because you lost the war inside.
>>16107198>I'm a cultural Christian Really? Is that why he devoted his life to trying to destroy Christianity and has done absolutely nothing to try and protect Christian culture from outside invaders?
That is not a potato chip. That is dehydrated liquid potato.
>>16108561Yup, can't even legally be called a potato chip under FDA regulations in the US, they have to be called potato "crisps" instead.
>>16088584But now you have a galvanic corrosion cell due to dissimilar metals.
>>16111852college children really do be like that, but most people getting college degrees these days are female
>>16108081Science has tried to accomplish this so many times and has failed on every attempt.
>>16109098he was too cheap to use a nickle.
>>16104659this one is safe from curry driven containerships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNBy1D1Y0h4
>>16116024It's state is known to collapse in elementary schools and near muslims.
>>16090913>modern tech bad>posts on a ad and spyware riddled social mediaGod do I fucking hate those niggers.
>>16107198>feel the cold grasp of death creeping in closer and closer>become increasingly spiritualfunny how this works
>>16088441This level of copium over why he self contradicts.
>>16104655>Be American>Bastardises the English language>Spells things incorrectly>Corrects people who are already using correct grammar>Oblivious to own retardationThe sad thing is that I've met Mexicans who speak better English than most Americans.
>>16098322>happy and less neutralI remember hearing hearing this back when and presumed it had to do with skull measurements and stuff
Somebody post flies in a jar
>>16102898But why?
>>161213371.5 kg because the flies keep themselves aloft by exerting downward force with their wings.
>>16121337Undefined b/c divided by zero 5 times.
>>16121337
>>16121337Weight should continually oscillate as flies' wings move up and down. This is of course assuming that there is air in the jar The real answer (assuming the jar is not a vacuum) is none of the above.
>>16096677I wonder if you could switch the price tags and buy the $15.88 figure for $1 without the cashier noticing?
>>16122061Cashier is a trekkie with a stem phd so no
>>16122061They're counting on no one ever wanting to
>>16122061Probably, but you could still be seen on camera or by a plain clothes security person.
>>16116091>Your disease is caused by your lifestyle, please change your lifestyle >But achchually I have a really good lifestyle, I do eat healthy I eat healthier than anyone I know and I just don't have time to be active because I'm so busy all the time and you know I also eat less than anyone I know especially because I'm so busy and I've never lost weight, I think its genetic because my auntie meemaw had the same thing , and I don't know why all this has happened, I used to be so healthy, my last doctor said I was as fit as a bull, blah blah blaj>...>Fine, just take the fucking metformin
>>16101844literally everything in the world contains sodium as a trace impurityit is quite literally everywhere
>>16096791good one
>>16100929No because the energy it takes you to process calories isn't included in the label of what calories are in the food, because that's not in the food, that's in you
>>16086050I miss Derp and Derpina bros...
>>16128035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDzBE6vz5r0
>>16096677why are they for ages 17+?
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>>16106811>>16106814
>>16121488I still can't comprehend that that text was taken from an actual thread
>>16088441I could've sworn I had an edit of this saved that talked about how cool it was to hate people and I remember it had the line "I don't even know what an Estonian is but I fucking hate them".
>>16129602This is one of those things that makes sense when you stop to think about it, but at first glance it's very counterintuitive.
>>16132694Shut up nerd , no-one cares about your grades. sure they allow you to take part in the Jew system, but by no means are you smart. You're dumb as fuck if you have good grades.
>>16107209All of a sudden he's intelligent just because he's on "your tribe" now. No he just knows the lesser of two evils. Christianity has been reformed and tamed by secular democratic institutions Islam is far far far more dangerous.
>>16090589Those are self tapping screws you dumb cunt. Also, the drill and drill bits you should already have in your house from other projects anyway, so the upfront cost would be nil or negligible over the life of the bit. An no, you wouldn't wear out a bit drilling through a penny it's not fucking stainless steel lmao.
>>16087158>Except conservatives, and conservatives, and conservatives, and conservatives, and...Jesus how often can you trigger yourself lmaoAlso, it's the pro-Palestine stance that's banned in universities, but you won't hear the "free speech nuts" about that.
>>16096677Wait a minute - this isn't a /sci/ meme thread at all! This is a /pol/ meme thread! Again!
>>16120787>>16098322It may just as well measure media bias in which photographs they choose to publish and which were subsequently used to train the algorithm.
>>16087863dang son, that's a riot
>>16122061People did it all the time back when I used to work at Walmart. Some retards would even try it on big items like TV's or computers. It was always entertaining to see them chimp out and get super aggressive/defensive when they were confronted about it.None of us gave a shit for the smaller items though, Cuz you know... Walmart and minimum wage.I wouldn't recommend it now though, I hear they're using face tracking/advanced monitoring to track how much you steal until it's enough to indict you.
>>16134855WHO DAT?
>>16088328hypocrisy of liberalism
>>16107209no serious person is a genuinely believing Abrahamist in this day and age
>>16134983>no true scotsmanCool fallacy, bro.
>>16087158what about trans conservatives?
>Every single """"""/sci/ meme"""""" thread is over 90% /pol/shit>Along with half the threads in the catalogueWhy are we still pretending this board has rules at this point?
>>16090589>Imagine thinking you need anything more than a hammer to hit the screw with
>>16131042this
>>16121337Get a better scale with .01 accuracy
>>16137126>0.1Nearly there
>>16122061there is something called a "price check"it may be automatic by now tho
>>16100929Calories are determined by burning the substance and measuring how much it increases the temperature of 1 ml of water. Ice will not heat anything if you try to burn it.
>>16096677>>16122061>>16137182That clearance sticker IS from the Locutus figure. The clearance sticker says, "WAS: $15.88." The price of the Locutus figure is $15.88, but the Michael figure's original price ends in 70. Someone switched the sticker before taking this photo.
>>16138025Ironic post
>>16131042No you don't need to think to understand itLike what did they expect would be there?The void?
>>16138067the soulless have no reflection
>>16138067>Like what did they expect would be there?To think something like this you at least would need to be capable of thought, that's already too much
>>16087158Not the heckin chudarinos! That's me!!
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>>16138797christ this thread is so sad. I used to get excited about threads like these. Now it's nothing but /pol/ shit. Absolutely zero science humour. Fucking garbage.
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>>16138823Dumb shit opinion. We can tell the difference between juveniles and adults well enough to not mix them up.
>>16138799it's because there are no new memes, everything's already been posted at least 10 times before
>>16139580>then, they give all your money to basedenceCoward cope, the truth is that most of the money goes to the military to fight israeli wars, to medicare and SS to keep boomers obscenely rich for as long as possible, and most of the rest goes to welfare minorities disproportionately used by minorities.Of course he doesn't have the balls to say that.
>>16139580the anti science psyop is a weird one
>>16139580>you pay 30% of your check as federal income taxNot even close, more like 10% of my gross income after deductions are figured.>you pay 10% for state income tax5% is my state's tax rate, but again after my income is adjusted it's more like 2% of my gross income.>you pay another 7% in sales taxTrue, but not on food which is an important distinction.>you pay another 8% in property taxI don't own a house or land.In America we pay so few taxes compared to the rest of the world it's actually kind of insane. There are countries where people literally do pay 30% or more of their gross income to income tax AND THEN have 20% or more sales tax on top of that every time they buy anything. Taxation is theft, but I'm grateful to be stolen from way less than I would be in other countries.
>>16139580ah yes science is certainly the problem here
>>16139458Then we can just... not have a meme thread? Or just repost the science memes instead of reposting the /pol/ memes?
>>16140440>everything i see that triggers me emotionally and causes me distressing cognitive dissonance is /pol/ because i'm obsessed with politics
>>16095321He was infusing himself anally
>>16141286>i am so mentally ill that I have to persistently make anti-economic-system and gubmint posts while deflecting when I get called out on itSorry for your retardation.
>>1609531299% of the world are chuds by your definition. You shouldn't get so comfortable
>>16098474
picrel shows the power of science picrel left = before sciencepicrel right = after science
>>16143106Bogged bimbos are my fetish
>>16138799Inuit diet is pure meat and fat so i hope they kept that in mind when sourcing material for the test knife.
>>16142703Who's going to request the college loans be repaid if America is dead, idiot?
university science research expert
>>16140440>/pol/ out of nowhereRent free
>>16145529People who are obsessed with politics to the point of mental illness see everything as political, even innocent science memes.
>>16146500>The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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>>16086898Most of the universe is just shy.
2 "AI" chatbots having a conversationhttps://files.catbox.moe/e227p5.mp4
>>16128062>I miss Derp and Derpina bros...where did they go? Now seriously, why dont they evoke the same levels of fun and engagement like 17 years ago?
>>16087863doesnt tranny surgery cause cancerogenous changes?
Its over
>>16095321>the gay asian guy had the most T lmaoyou can tell by the look he doesnt belong with the rest of the group. Sometimes you do social things you dont wanna do, just to belong. Asians are more cerebral, cold and anxiety-prone. The guy acts like a simulacrum of the nerd stereotype to fit in
>>16135212dayum
>>16149554I'm waiting for my AI powered spoon.also AI in mouse/keyboards is to detect wrong click and wrong write on keyboard. just some extra data collecting don't worry
>>16149877>tfw keylogger is build into hardware
>>16149881wait until you hear about AI chips in SSD controllers lmaohttps://www.microchip.com/en-us/about/media-center/blog/2022/how-ai-is-transforming-nvme-ssdshttps://cloudtweaks.com/2024/04/ssd-controllers-ai-centers-jb-baker-future-storage/
>>16090609Depending on the average salary where you live it might cost more time to find the tools than it's worht it.
>>16149554Googling this reveals it's not an "AI-powered mouse" but a mouse that comes with a dedicated button to access ChatGPT through a custom interface. The flaw mentioned here is the inability to paste text within the prompt window.
>>16149890if you don't have a hammer and a metal rod that can go through copper you're not worthy of being called a man
>>16149896What should I be called, then?
>>16149945a hammerless faggot?
>>16149953To be a faggot one must by definition be a man
>>16135690there's a rule about only wokeshit being allowed here?
>>16150108>If it's not /pol/ it's woke
>>16150108>>16150114But actually, yes, if we define /pol/ and woke in that way, then there is explicitly a rule that only wokeshit is allowed, because /pol/shit is off topic and science is woke
>>16140440or if you don't like it you can just go to another holocaust memorial
>>16150121does everything have to involve jews and the holocaust somehowbecause seems to me only the /pol/ memes do
it's even weirder when they always say "goy" and shit like that like they are ((them)). it's almost like they are in a weird twisted way.>no but we say it ironicallyare you tho
>>16149877spellcheck software that accesses online libraries already does that
>>16139097Some guy at the gym a few weeks ago had a ridiculously large novelty 10 pounders on both sides.
>>16129602>>16131042>>16129632>>16138067>>16138154Please explain to me how the mirror works. Me no want to be dumb.
>>16149053Because your too old to be amused by dumb shit like that. 15 years ago I would watch shitty video game "reviews" that amounted to little more than a 20 minute meandering lets play ending in a rage quit.These days, there's so much more worthwhile content that I'm just too busy and don't have time for.Kevin Smith movies and nostalgia critic aren't fun anymore either which is closer to my point
>>16088441>>16118314tolerance is faulty, it doesnt exist other than a faulty concept it is unstable and does not persist testing it on its own parametersit is a distraction, a sociocultiral battering ram, envisioned and distributed to corrode and deconstruct white hegemony in their societies i.e. northwestern europe and central north america.segregation allows whites to unfold and utilize their potential, multiculturalism inside of naturally ethnic white nations only distracts and disturbs whites.without multiculturalism and the concept of tolerance inside of white nations such as the u.s.a and germany, france or the united kingdom mankind would have already colonized the solar system by now
>>16154441Tolerance is a desirable quality in society, its antithesis therefore inherently isn't. >But why can't we tolerate intolerance??Because that would result in less tolerance in society. Bada bing bada boom so simple
>>16154475tolerance breeds lazyness and indifferenceit creates safe spaces for bullies, thieves and slackers and other kinds of destroyers of societywithout clear cut well formed behavioral boundaries everything in a society will become meaningless tolerance is poison
>>16121337Doesn´t it depend on at what weight the scale was zeroed?
>>16154705>it creates safe spaces for bullies, thieves and slackers and other kinds of destroyers of societySeems to me like tolerating intolerance would do that much better
>>16149053>>16152504people were so shit at memes back then, rage comics were actually sometimes good by comparisonthey're closer timewise to demotivational posters made by unhinged boomers than to present day
>>16154720>mom scolded me for acting like a retard in public>THIS INTOLERANCE IS DESTROYING SOCIETY
