Does the ocean weigh nothing because the element of water decomposes when held?
If you dropped a whole ocean on you but there was enough flatland around you, you probably wouldn't drown. Fags.
Is this "ocean" in the room with us right now?
>>16293328H2O has mass thus when present on the Earth gravity interacts with the mass of "The Ocean" to generate "weight". Were you to levitate the Oceans of Earth outside the gravity well suspended in open space it would indeed be weightless.