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>Dark Oxygen
Why are scientists so creatively bankrupt?
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>>16295624
I think creative people have been selected out of academia
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>>16295624
This is the one time it actually makes sense.
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>>16295624
Imagine braiding it's tendrils and calling it pretty.
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>>16295624
this could have saved floyds life if we had known about it before.
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>>16295624
this>>16295657
all surface oxygen is produced trough photosyntesis
therefore oxygen producen without light (or dark oxygen if you will) is something speciall and worth research
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>>16295624
>Why are scientists so creatively bankrupt?
hmm, indeed, another "dark" thing.
What other names could they have come up with instead?
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>>16295624
Well, I guess we won't be mining those nodules now.
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>>16295745
occult oxygen
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>>16295745
oxygen of the depths
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>>16295745
abyssoxigen
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>>16295745
Void oxygen
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>>16295745
African-american oxygen
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>>16295745
>>16295785
>>16295790
>>16295808
>>16295819
>>16295825
it doesn't need a special name, it's oxygen.
Do we give oxygen a fancy name just because it comes from photosynthesis? Off course not.
So it's just oxygen, and it's another source.
There's oxygen from photosynthesis, and there's oxygen from polymetallic nodules, that's it. There's no need to fancy-name everything.
Let's not be stupid and keep it sober by avoiding trendy names.
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>>16295825
basketball oxygen
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>>16295838
but how are you supposed to sell your discovery to pop-sci normies and collect social media clout if you wont give it a cool name?
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>>16295838
dishonest oxygen
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>>16295745
Doxygen, because they revealed where it comes from
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>>16295745
Deep Oxygen
There, done.
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>>16295745
Oxygen z.
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>>16295624
Most probably the term was coined by some urinalists, that is some woke retard piece of shit.
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>>16295865
>but how are you supposed to sell your discovery to pop-sci normies and collect social media clout if you wont give it a cool name?
I hate how right you are, argh.
Science was fucking cool when it was just science, before click-harvesting was invented.
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>>16295624
>dark oxygen

killing these people can't happen soon enough. Holy fucken shit
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Dark Oxygen is one of the components in Ice-Nine. Scientists shouldn't be messing with it.
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>>16296366
We're all the way up to ice nineteen already. It's too late to turn back.
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>Dark Oxygen
lol, i guess those retards must have dark IQ points too
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I name it Oxygen Obscura
>picrel
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>>16295737
It isn't anything special. Variety of chemicals go reduction reaction to release oxygen without light. Eg oxides can be heated to give oxygen. Some organisms convert hydrogen peroxide to oxygen and water through enzymes
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Golly, do we know of a process that can produce oxygen from water?
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>>16295648
Yep, creativity makes you a crank and a crackpot, so you are going to be filtered if you deviate from the academy. Creativity inherently makes you less rigourous, and finding non-existent patterns and connections between things, it also makes you more open, which means being more open to retarded shit like astrology. Creative people are all dumb cranks, luckily they're going to be filtered by artificial intelligence, which they can continue seething about I guess
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>>16295648
>I think creative people have been selected out of academia
high IQ people have been selected out
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>>16298482
t. 115 IQ



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