Why are ants like this?
I guess you could say they're ANT-isemitic
Margarine has 0 vitamins and mineralsIs LITERALLY solidified non saturated fats/cooking oil
>>16429671Smart?
>>16430036imagine being dumb than an ant and eating goyslop
>>16429758kek
>>16429671They have no social norms the way we do .They're purely functional.If I was an ayy, ide say this is an ant planet.
>>16430036Nah, they really are the smartest beings on this planet. They can perform calculations in ways we can only imagine. Ai can suck a fat chode, if you want to get something done, throw ants at it.
>>16430367>Nah, they really are the smartest beings on this planet.by weight perhaps
>>16429671I dont want ants eating my butter. Are you retarded?
>>16429803If you are getting any significant part of your micros from butter you're already fucking up. Butter and margarine are for flavor and macros.
>>16429671>if ants are so smart why do they keep falling for the peanut butter and borax trick?Margarine is designed to be eaten by humans, the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference. I am sure there is a way to make ants choose the margarine if we tweaked it for them.
I'll eat the food not covered by ants
On the topic of ants, anyone know why I have tiny ants infesting my unopened dry oats? Is it safe to eat
I thought ants liked candy.
>>16432458You can't fill a whole deep fryer with butter bro
>>16430906They got in somehow. Check for cracks and put down borax anywhere they might be nesting.Ants are perfectly safe to eat but they tend to taste bitter/acrid.
>>16429671There are 3 dumb as ants who ate the corporate shit and now they are fucking dead.>>16430882Doesn't matter, trans fats are poison. Simple as.
>>16429671Surely ants understand what is healthy for them right, not just... go to whatever looks/smells better.
>>16430589butter is a really high source of a number of fat soluble vitamins like k2
>>16429671brb eating a rotten tomato covered in dirt in my backyardthe ants know best
>>16432747You need 600g (4300cal) of butter to hit your DRI of K2. There are better sources for micros than butter.
ants are interesting fuckers.apparently a bunch of ants were huddling up on high grounds in florida, like mailboxes and shit, right before the hurricane. its like they could sense what was coming.
one time i was jacking off into the toilet and spilled some on the rim and the ants started eating it the next day.what did the ants mean by this?
>>16432717ants are small enough to see food on a molecular level so its easy for them to tell whats healthy and whats bad
>>16430882Once you cut margarine from your diet for a few months it starts to smell a little like petroleum.
>>16429671guess i should eat nothing but alginate sugar hydrogel laced with boric acid and neonicotinoid theni've slaughtered so many colonies with this one simple trick i could fill several trash bags with ant corpses
>>16433009That's about the amount of butter that goes in to one chicken pot pie so I think I'm good
>>16433011people think about ants in the wrong wayan ant is not an individual entitythe colony is a single entity and the ants are its neuronsa single ant colony is one organism that has an intelligence level comparable to human beings
>>16433126false, retard
>>16429671Ants don't know what's good for them. They act in their own self disinterest. They would receive far more energy from margarine than butter, but they stick to what they're familiar with. I'm sure with some training we can get the ants to act in their own self interests
>>16429671Butter is unhealthy for humans, sorry welcome to reality, which is not looking at ants>subjects following the Mediterranean-style diet had a 50% to 70% lower risk of recurrent heart disease,>butter and cream replaced with margarine high in α-linolenic acidhttps://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/01.cir.103.13.1823
wow i bet those smarty ants that went and sat atop a mailbox did okay in a hurricane, the dumb cunts
Isn’t the reason simply that butter has sugar and protein in it while the margarine is just fat. Maybe the pheromone signal dropped by the ants is stronger with the butter because ants prefer sugar, protein, and fat over just fat
>>16433011And now they’re all dead
>>16433646When I was a kid I used to squat on the patio with a rubber mallet and smash ants and pretend we were in a massive warI’m not a good person
>>16434517What else can they do, it was a world ending event for them, there was no escape they just went to the highest point they could find to be closer to god
>>16434658we need to send ants to space again
>>16433126Thanks, I was worried I was the dumbest person here and I was gonna mention that saturated fats are just alkanes and carboxylic chains
>>16434653KEK
>>16434360>muh epidemiological studiesplants are not food for humans, much less industrially made oils kys retard nigger faggot
>>16430882Margarine is bullshit. It's naturally grey colored, but they dye it yellow just to trick people into thinking it's anything like butter, when really they have nothing in common. It's not human food, it's imitation of human food.
>>16433124be careful anon
>>16429671I can't believe people still eat margarine. It's nasty tasting and also extremely unhealthy
>>16429758
>>16429671based ants.
>>16429671more relatable, you can put an open can of diet coke on a city sidewalk and no bug will never crawl into it
>>16429758/thread
>>16434328interesting
>>16438309Trannies* poltardWhy are you here? To read about ants and to post about butter to make that about trannies?
>>16429671Same logic applies to flies on shit?Fucking retards
>>16438738vegans are extremely unhealthy themselves
>>16440692you have to compare margarine shit and butter shitretard
>>16438738Transfats are banned in the EU, only americans keep eating that crap.
>>16429671Requesting an edit of a chud ant. I am dearly in need of it
>>16442097
>>16442108Big if true.
>>16432657>trans fatscla and vaccenic acid are finehydrogenation is the issue
>>16442078no i need to compare human diet to ants preferencesretard
>>16442393>not subsisting solely on nervonic ngmi
>>16442108Its now a decade post-Gamergate and all of the major game studios are struggling and failing. It was a long, bitter campaign, but the tireless gamers and the N buttons on their keyboards ultimately won.
because margarine is poison
>>16433009>you don't get enough vitamins from butter unless you eat [amount the average american consumes daily] per day!
>>16448238average american needs like 5x more vitamins on account of being 5x fatter
Ants are also fascist
>>16433126Thats bullshit but i choose to believe it anyways
>>16429671Thanks ants. That's.
>>16442108is there a species of insect named after the fappening?
>>16429758fuckin spic bastard
>>16430367They’re the “smartest beings” for their body size, the problem is that their brains are literally too small to do certain tasks.
>>16437857Nobody says you can't eat butter just limit it to reasonable quantities and use it for flavor mostly. Forget meme monounsaturates just eat carbs.
>>16429803Bugs contain a huge number of vitamins and minerals. Are you saying we should eat bugs?
>>16454760chitin is carcinogenic thats why people learned to feed bugs to chickens and eat the chickens instead. chickens evolved to be able to safely digest bugs and chitin
>>16454760Only a complete idiot would suggest that humans should eat bugs.
>>16430882>the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the differenceImagine being this much of a tastelet.
>>16430589false,other than tasting good in contrast of margarine tasting like shit, butter is a really nice source of vitamin D, people who eat butter instead of margarine have less problems related to vitamin D defficiencyalso vitamins A, E, K
>>16430882>Margarine is designed to be eaten by humans, the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference.Dude idk where are you living but if you can't tell difference in both texture and taste between butter and margarine it means that either you don't have any sense of taste or you live in a dystopia where even butter is syntetic and shit.
Its amazing that science hasn't figured out how to make artificial butter of any decent quality yet. These are people who claim that they're able to unlock the secrets of the universe and they can't even reproduce something as simple and common as butter. Seems like it should be a fairly easy task for people who bill themselves as world class geniuses
>>16456615back in the old days cavemen did eat bugs and it was fine, eating or not eating bugs is just a cultural thing
>>16457792>cavemenlmao this guy thinks cartoon cavemen were real. Homo habilis didn't invent point rocks to eat bugs. Humans and their predecessors have lived off a diet composed primarily of large game for the past several million years
I eat both butter and margarine. I even mix them a decent bit. Convince me that this is somehow killing me.
>>16459264My dad used to eat margarine and then he found a brand of margarine thats mixed with yoghurt so now he eats that instead because it tastes better and he can still claim he is eating margarine which he thinks is some sort of moral victory for whatever weird reason. If he could find a brand of butter that was falsely labeled 'margarine' he would eat that.
>>16457792what sort of bugs anon?some larvae are pretty good source of protein but eating anything with exoskeleton of chitin is no good
>>16433009Fucking imbecile. There's no DRI for K2, there's one for K1 but they're not similar nor 1-for-1 swappable.
Europeans evolved eating butter for thousands and thousands of years and now science is trying to tell ppl its bad for them. I guess that means they're admitting that evolution is fake
>>16457734same with maple syrup, we still can't replicate it in a way decent enough to fool our tastebuds.
>>16429671ants are attracted to the butter because it still contains protein
>>16434360>This diet is comparable to that presently consumed in the United States. so which part of this study says butter is bad?
>>16430906they’re more likely some species of weevil. they’re gross to look at but harmless afaik. naval fiction is full of sailors having to eat weevilly hard tack during the long months at sea
what about Buttercup Luxury Spread?
>>16462071>what about Buttercup Luxury Spread?better than Buttercup Poverty Spread
>>16429671ants are after the milk solids in butter.make clarified butter and they'll ignore it too.
>>16429803so margarine is basically solidified sneed oil?grim that our parents had to consume that shit
>>16429758I kinda enjoy this meme, some good memories with a magical bus
>>16430882>we cannot tell the difference
Margarine was invented and is shilled by the jews because they're not allowed to use dairy products with meat. Thats why they trick the goys into supporting their ersatz butter industry.
>>16462065Those weevils probably added a bit of actual protein to their salt shit food
>>16440692This. I killed an ant infestation by tricking them into drinking honey mixed with laundry detergent
>>16469202>oy vey you should eat muh poisonous sneed oil goyslop
>>16471568>oh these ants are drinking this glass of coke and not this glass of water, I guess this means the coke is healthierYou shouldn’t eat it any of that processed shit, but that doesn’t make fucking ants an authority on what’s healthy for humans. That’s facebook boomer tier reasoning
>>16469202And you don't see the parallel between that and letting the goyslop jews tricking you into eating sneed oils instead of healthy butter
>>16475154That’s an irrelevant parallel since the discussion is concerning the OP’s pic suggesting the ants know best
>>16469049damn
>>16475361they kinda do though
>>16429758CARLOS!
>>16462071How about you cup my buttery nuts?
>>16429758lmao
>>16475361>you: hahaha ants are so dumb they eat ant poison>shlomo: hey goy, eat this toxic goyslop so i can get rich>you: *happily eats toxic goyslop*>shlomo: hahaha goyims are so dumb they eat goy poison
>>16429671show proof that those other 2 blobs are what they say they are. show proof the ants are even alive.pretty certain ants can't carry or store butter.
>>16477773>that pic upsets me therefore its fakenice cope
>>16476664Nobody is telling you to eat margarine
>>16478166
>>16430882I said it was designed to be similar. I did not say that they are the same. It was designed to trick people into using it instead of butter. You could probably do the same for ants if you tweaked it for them.
>>16429671Those ants were fed dangerous misinformation.
>>16478188>infographic by literallywho I had to go look for means that da joos are in my fridge trying to take my fuckin butter
>>16476664The OP’s pic is about ants apparently being smart enough to not eat poison
>>16469202>I killed an goyim infestation by tricking them into eating toxic sneed oils instead of healthy butter
>>16429758kek wow
>>16478470that isn't what its about, thats how you choose to interpret it
>>16481754That is exactly what it’s about. Do you think they’re tying to convey the message that margarine melts faster than butter?
Ants are higher IQ than vegans lmao
>>16429758Based.
margarine is for poorfags, vegans, retards and jews
>>16429671By this logic you should be eating ants
>>16433124why the fuck did you leave cum on your toilet rim overnight
>>16433124diabetes melitus makes it so that you cum and piss sugarget your sugar levels tested
>>16429758God fucking bless you Carlos
>>16433011They communicate with chemical signals instead of language games like people so they are more efficient in terms of survival.
