American exceptionalism editionLaunch window opens: Tuesday Oct 19,4PM CT, 2200 UTCSpaceX Official Stream: https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=starship-flight-6Official X SpaceX Stream: https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1RDGlydZAeOJLLaunch Vehicle: Starship "Ship 31" and Super Heavy "Booster 13"Launch Site: Starbase TXLaunch Pad: Orbital Launch Mount A (OLM-A)Super Heavy Planned Fate: Return to launchpad (T+7 minutes)Starship Planned Fate: Destroyed; powered vertical water landing in the Indian Ocean during daylight (T+65 minutes)>The next Starship flight test aims to expand the envelope on ship and booster capabilities and get closer to bringing reuse of the entire system online. Objectives include the booster once again returning to the launch site for catch, reigniting a ship Raptor engine while in space, and testing a suite of heatshield experiments and maneuvering changes for ship reentry and descent over the Indian Ocean. Current Area Weather: https://www.weather.gov/bro/NOTMAR: https://navcen.uscg.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/lnms/lnm0846g2024.pdf#page=155Launch License: https://drs.faa.gov/browse/excelExternalWindow/DRSDOCID173891218620231102140506.0001?modalOpened=trueRoad Closures: https://www.cameroncountytx.gov/spacex/SpaceX X: https://x.com/SpaceX/Elon X: https://x.com/elonmusk/Additional Streams:NSF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yd_cpPP4fESFN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtmvbQDou4IEDA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjDFirLcQDMTLP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxOuFrqyksLP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGJ5p4PP1M
Sticky this one janny
>>16482715Sticky happens near launch.
The only stream im watching
why are there no ladders on the side of starship
>>16482701good bake, now we wait for a sticky
how much do you think fumo per capita increases when a starship rocket launches?
i'm gonna wait a couple more hours before i go down to the shore and set up shop, i think. my greatest fear is my phone running out of battery during the action.
>>16482701>Launch window opens: Tuesday Oct 19aw man I gotta hand out candy again?
>>16482740usb battery packs are a great investment and relatively cheap for the capacity
>>16482701ready and waiting
>>16482740buy some extra battery packs at the dollar store
>>16482713should photoshop some of the Empire State Building construction workers eating lunch on the gridfin
>>16482754>i don't give a zingle shet if zousnt vit through ze rouf, you vil remove ze roof and ve vill have no problems
>>16482771>ey vill not comprimize on zee rocket!>OR ZEE FURNICHUR!
Will Thunderfoot finally get his chance to gloat or will we have more of his copium tears to enjoy?
>>16482797he will be on pure copium today
Banana into launch thread
>>16482797There's more chance than usual that starship fails on reentry
>>16482701What is the point of today's flight? Just to make sure Flight 5 wasn't a fluke?
>>16482819They need relight done to be able to get orbital test license
>>16482819
>>16482819They have a rocket sotting around and nothing better to do with it.
>>16482819https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=starship-flight-6>The next Starship flight test aims to expand the envelope on ship and booster capabilities and get closer to bringing reuse of the entire system online. Objectives include the booster once again returning to the launch site for catch, reigniting a ship Raptor engine while in space, and testing a suite of heatshield experiments and maneuvering changes for ship reentry and descent over the Indian Ocean. >Starship’s upper stage will fly the same suborbital trajectory as the previous flight test, with splashdown targeted in the Indian Ocean. An additional objective for this flight will be attempting an in-space burn using a single Raptor engine, further demonstrating the capabilities required to conduct a ship deorbit burn prior to orbital missions.>Several thermal protection experiments and operational changes will test the limits of Starship’s capabilities and generate flight data to inform plans for ship catch and reuse. The flight test will assess new secondary thermal protection materials and will have entire sections of heat shield tiles removed on either side of the ship in locations being studied for catch-enabling hardware on future vehicles. The ship also will intentionally fly at a higher angle of attack in the final phase of descent, purposefully stressing the limits of flap control to gain data on future landing profiles. Finally, adjusting the flight’s launch window to the late afternoon at Starbase will enable the ship to reenter over the Indian Ocean in daylight, providing better conditions for visual observations.
Let's go
let the kino repeat once again
/trash/ reporting in
>>16482819they need to show they can do orbital relight because having such a massive and extremely temperature resistant object lose control on orbit and re-enter uncontrollably might actually be a problem.
>>16482746>>16482757thanks for the advice anons, i'll be headed out shortly
>>16482829catch me faster/harder daddy
>>16482865keep us updated
just watched the starship launch 5 from two weeks agothey caught the booster bust did the top part just land in the ocean and drowned?
>>16482881yes and the same thing will happen this time
>>16482829>thousands of smaller changesI wish I could see the changelog
>>16482881it soft landed in the indian ocean and triggered it's FTS system after, yes.spacex is in talks with australia right now to negotiate perhaps loosening ITAR rules a little and recovering a 2nd stage near australia and bringing it ashore.
>>16482881but we'll hopefully get good daylight footage of it landing in a controlled and stylish manner
>>16482897buoycam gonna be cash
I bet none of you can do thishttps://x.com/i/status/1858868839250804803
>>16482910fr on god
>>16482910It's not even gonna work. Starlink outage
>>16482935starlink is rock solid these days and starship and the buoys are top priority connections
>>16482771>Remove the roof?>... Of the room?
EVERYBODYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMisGEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMisINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMisHERE
explosion chances today?
>>164829580%
>>16482958Sadly 100%
>>16482958100%
VIP section at starbase is stacked todaylaunch must go to plan
>>16482958low. im not feeling quite the kind of excitement which could eventuate such a symptom.
banana
>>16482952yyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss
>>16482968still hours to go until launchhype train hasn't pulled in yet
>>16482949>ey vil remove ze roof of yor shkull if you do not "giddy ap" as yoo amerikans say!
>>16482967>but simply by lifting off the groundwell yeah, how else do you think it gets to space?
>>16482958I'd say 70% chance. I'm getting the same vibes as SN9, lots of over confidence and pie in the sky dreaming. I predict the catch aborts and crashes, amd starship explodes relighting it's engine on-orbit.
>>16482958Trump is watching, high chance of complete failure
>>16482971any newcomers keep in mind that the big banana is about human sized and the banana it's holding is the size of a real banana, so it is serving it's purpose as the banana for scale.
>>16482976remember this anon and laugh at him after it goes flawlessly.
>>16482967ESL here, what does he mean with "not only to space, but simply by lifting of the ground"?
>>16482975Trump is an old man, cut him some slack.
>>16482952is she the only vtuber that cares about space or science?
>>16482973im more than willing to to oh EXPLODE yeahto go burning through the sky YEAH200 degrees thats why they call me mr farenheit im going at the speed of light YEAH
>>16482980I'll be happy if it works, but anons are celebrating wayyyyy to early. I think most are new to starship and didn't tank watch with us veterans.
>>16482975>>16482981if someone were to make a larger rocket but was never able to get it higher than where space is not, i suppose. How did the N1 compare to Starship?
>>16482981we speak English natively and don't know what trump is saying sometimes
>>16482981He's an old person who's mind if failing him.
>>16482958>stress testHigh
>>16482987It will go flawlessly and you will suck my badonkadonk
>>16482967Yeah hopefully the guidance and FTS guys are loyal.
>>16482981I think he means Superheavy being lifted by the chopsticks is the largest object to be lift off the ground.I don't know if that's true or not.
What Trump means is that Starship is ascending not just upward, but heavenward, which is a totally other kind of concept. It is a Christian ascension, spiritually
>>16482978>the big banana is about human sizedMaybe the size of a small child.
>>16482987i don't have much reason to suspect things will go wrong, the first few launches was where they found the big issues, i wouldn't be surprised if one of the chine covers rip off again or there's a little bit of burnthrough on the upper flaps, but i very much doubt any serious issues will crop up.you're right that there's always a chance they find some unknown unknown this early in the program thoughever.
>>16482988not very well, i think the best attempt got to 1st stage seperation and then failed.
>>16482967based
>>16482999it's the size of a 5 foot 8 manlet
>>16483013how big is that in terms of bananas?
>>16482975>>16482982>>16482989>>16482990>>16482995Y'all must be mega retarded. I'm regular retarded and I easily understood what he meant. "No larger craft has ever lifted off the ground, let alone launched into space."
>>16483006i seem to remember an altitude of 40 km one time, and then it failed.
>>16483020The hindenberg was larger but it didn’t go to space.The saturn V went to space, but it wasn’t larger.
>>16483026>larger>volume>masshelp me understand.
>>16482952A Cute!
>>16483026>>16483030yeah that was about 800ft long. we must be talking about an overall assessment of physical size, weight and ability to reach space.
>>16483016about 9.81 bananas
>>16482829>faster/harder catch>crashes>trump stops caring about SpaceX>goes full SLS
>>16483045you could be several orders of banana magnitude off there buddy. We're talking kilobananas here.
>>16483051you dare? check the calculations yourself if you're so inclined.you are hereby banned from all of my lectures.
>>16483055i wouldn't want to get bananand so i'll keep my findings secret until publication
>>16483048orangechads...
>>16483048applecucks…
>>16483048strawberrybros...
>>16483030Trump doesn't know what those words mean.
>>16483020MAGA is so fragile lmao, after years of calling Biden a senile old fuck, they break out in tears when people point out Trump is completely incoherent, even in writing.
>>16483090Trump was incoherent 20 years ago too though. He just talks like that
>>16483093>>16483090if i had to describe it trump is incoherent like my granddad who just kinda struggles with what words to pick sometimes but can easily string together long and eloquint sentences, even if they seem a little weird you get the spirit of his message.biden is like my grandma, it's just kinda sad because you know she's not really there anymore and the noises coming out are completely incoherent attempts to reach out.
someone post the stream on the spacex site
>>16483131it's in the OP
>>16483131https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1RDGlydZAeOJL
Anybody got the drawing of the Starship but as a girl with big boobs? You guys post those last time
>>16483141Of course.
>>16483110> easily string together long and eloquint sentencesLong, yes. Certainly not elegant
>>16483143watch out, jannies ban for this
>>16483154Or eloquent
>>16483143Wow this is cute af
>>16483161maybe you'll like this one too
Lads I'm going to get a sandwich to eat during today's launch. Should I be drinking coffee or wine to celebrate this momentous occasion?
>>16483161the s29 one is good too
>>16483167if possible id be drinking red wine right now and keep drinking it through until ship splashes down, so i think you know the answer.
>>16483167why not bothfirst coffee during sandwich then wine as an digestif
>>16483169which one is this?
>>16482981he's claiming that Starship Super Heavy is the biggest object that has ever been thrown to any height above the groundwhich... I'm not sure I believe but is plausible, I think some chunks of rocks that have been thrown are bigger
>>16483165WAAAAA so happy
>>16483172>>16483173I think I'll start with a splash of wine and perhaps have an espresso in a few hours, thanks boys
>>16483180enjoy the ride!
Starship flights are bananas [math]\unicode{x1F34C}[/math]Blorgin are sour grapes [math]\unicode{x1F347}[/math]Boeing are melons [math]\unicode{x1F348}[/math] melonI eat ass [math]\unicode{x1F351}[/math]
>>16483185how the fuck are you posting emojii thought they were blocked on this website
>>16483178i love that one!
>>16483188Moot is my uncle
prop load is underway boys
>>16483188
>>16483194ohi feel dumb now
>>16483013bro we've seen that thing next to workers, it's like seven feet tall
> SpaceX livestream starts at 4:20pmGod I hate musk so fucking much
>>16482981He means exactly what he says.Superheavy is the largest flying object ever, not merely the largest object that has gone to space
>>16483200Still no 4k stream
>>16483195works for me dumbass
>>16483200Starts at 1:15 for me ;)
Make sure to take a piss before the stream starts, retards
OMG HAHAHA IT HAS A BANANA ON THE STARSHIP :D [math][/math] [math][/math] [math][/math] [math][/math]
>>16483200its 4.20 for someone. not for me
>>16483202They fired the tranny I think. funny that NASA got 4k streams finally, before SpaceX. goes to show, it doesnt matter how rich or smart you think you are.talking
>>16483205Oh nvm x broadcast times don't auto update lol
>>16483206Make sure to fart as it takes off for good luck
>talk to parents about starship launch today>"oh, it hasn't launch yet? we just saw it!">no its at 5 eastern>"we just watched a youtube stream, and elon was on talking about giving away bitcoin">FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
how do I get the twitter stream link directly (for the data itself, not the webpage) so that I can pipe it into mpv
>>16483219Stop being autistic
BANACE FOR SCALE XD LOVE REDDIT AND MUSK
>>16483224How big is the banana precisely? Need to know how big Starship is compared to my penis
>>16483224This, precisely
>>16483228about the size of a banana
UHHHHHHH STREAM DELAYED BY FIVE MINUTES
>>16483218it's telling how retarded the average human being is with how profitable these really obvious scam streams probably are.
>>16483213If you shart, is it a bad omen?
Yo [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math] Starship, [math]\unicode{x1F347}[/math] what’s [math]\unicode{x1F34C}[/math] the [math]\unicode{x1F348}[/math] vibe? [math]\unicode{x1F4AB}[/math]You [math]\unicode{x1F311}[/math] launchin’ [math]\unicode{x1FA90}[/math] or [math]\unicode{x1F30E}[/math] just [math]\unicode{x1F30C}[/math] takin’ [math]\unicode{x2B50}[/math] a [math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math] dive? [math]\unicode{x1F34C}[/math]Big [math]\unicode{x1F347}[/math] rocket [math]\unicode{x1F348}[/math] energy [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math] but [math]\unicode{x1F311}[/math] no [math]\unicode{x2728}[/math] results, [math]\unicode{x1F34C}[/math]Lookin’ [math]\unicode{x1F4AB}[/math] more [math]\unicode{x1F315}[/math] flop [math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math] than [math]\unicode{x1FA90}[/math] adult. [math]\unicode{x1F34C}[/math]Boom [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math] boom, [math]\unicode{x1F348}[/math] there [math]\unicode{x1F311}[/math] it [math]\unicode{x1F30C}[/math] goes, [math]\unicode{x1F34C}[/math]Another [math]\unicode{x1F347}[/math] rocket [math]\unicode{x1F4AB}[/math] blowin’ [math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math] its [math]\unicode{x1F30E}[/math] nose. [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math]They [math]\unicode{x1F348}[/math] say [math]\unicode{x1F30C}[/math] "next [math]\unicode{x1FA90}[/math] time [math]\unicode{x1F311}[/math] it’s [math]\unicode{x2B50}[/math] fine!" [math]\unicode{x1F347}[/math]Bruh, [math]\unicode{x1F34C}[/math] I’m [math]\unicode{x1F30E}[/math] bettin’ [math]\unicode{x1F30C}[/math] on [math]\unicode{x1F315}[/math] ULA[math]\unicode{x1F4AB}[/math] design. [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math]
>>16483218>FB_IMG_1578021989262.jpgAre you one of the boomer parents in this scenario?
>>16483234it's a babdomen
>>16483224Sorry sweaty, loving Musk is now bannable offense on ribbit, nothing personnel.
>>16483237"Save image with original file name"
40 dollar socks
>>1648295850/50. Either it explodes or it doesn't.
>>16483235This is fuckin hilarious
>>16483233Also telling that jewtube is letting the streams stay on purpose, despite being immensely easy to find and filter, just to stick it to Musk.
>>16483235kek, it's kino!
>>16483247Where are the hypergolic socks? Are the only available in China?
>>1648324740 dollars for 3 socks. so if you want a full set it's $80
>>16483247$46.99!
>>16483235holy fuck
>>16483247nice socks are expensive 2bh
>>16483259>sock redundancynice
Take the shot.
>>16483258Your not that funny
>>16483274*rapes you*
>>16483259*$93.98 + tax and shipping
>>16483278Based
>>16483247>hydrolox/kerolox/methalox socks>not having separate fuel and oxidizer socks so that you can mix and match
PIN IT JANNIES
>>16483278Can you fucking not??
>>16483266true a pair of sockdreams thigh highs cost me like 20$
>>16483278lmao
>>16483292based king
>>16483301
we live boys
come on start the broadcast
>>16482701IT'S TIME TO PIN JANNIES
>>16483306What, you don't like math or something?
>>16483307IT'S ALIIIVE
>>16483278ugh dude stop, i only want to be raped by women
>twitter lets you pick your video quality nowthank god
>>16483247>hydrosox>kerosox>methosox
>>16483274he is funny thoughbeit..
>had to refresh for stream to startx has fallen
>>16483312i have the javashit for it disabled yes
>>16483318>he doesn't Max-Q
>>16483322Or rather, was. But he's dead now.
So do we know how makes the music for SpaceX's videos/streams? This track is breddy gud
>>16483322You sharty zoomers stick to your shitty memes even worse than boomers lol
>>16483319cumosox
>>16483334>howwhojesus christ
>>16483194You opened pandora's box[math]\unicode{x1F9CD}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F4E6}[/math] [math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F921}[/math]
frost is happening
>>16483318same here. im on very rural cell phone data and never know how good the connection is. wish us luck
>>16483334music is usually by test shot starfish i believe.
>>16483338Test Shot Starfish.
>>16483336seething chink troon detected
Just made this rocket ship
CHIPTUNE INTENSIFIES
>>16483342gotta get Starlink
>>16483343>>16483346Thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjJUM-eMisTUNE in for the QUEEN ARRIVES
>>16483357Based, I couldn't listen to Estronaut any longer
IT'S BANANAS
*starts shitting*
Hehe banana
>SLUTS ARE WEARING MATCHING BANANA TSHIRTSkinda cute desu
these two seem to like bananasHMMMMM
>get the turnaround time to oursThey're that fast and easy?
Ha-ha It looksKindalikeMy peanits.
run mpv https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1RDGlydZAeOJL to watch the broadcast comfy
>>16483357I'd load my prop into Ria
>>16483369Imagine how much seethe is going through the heads of these Kamala voters right now
>>16483359lmao he's such a s oy boyI remember when a guy in the chat got him to say "I swallow cum"
>>16483353need a 4g phone lol
>>16483369both of them still single. IMAGINE how many nerdcocks they take every week
>>16483379at least women returned to their evolutionary role in worshipping the male member
>>16483357muh queen
>>16483381NEVER FORGET THE EXCEL DOCUMENT INCIDENT
>>16483385Kate is married
>>16483379Voted Kamala. I don't care.
>>16483393My point still stands
>>16483391wait what excel incident?
>>16483385You don't have time for sex at Spacex
the second launch tower isn't done yet?
The bitcoin scam streams are up also
>>16483376how do you do that?
>>16483376https://prod-fastly-us-west-1.video.pscp.tv/Transcoding/v1/hls/8-mcZHI2sXJrYsRW5jhIGaIuSMXUpsjmV5PHWoD29rC6ScNC0TOCX_IVJCYNnJRywTpuSQSb8pwCnBVS-17neg/non_transcode/us-west-1/periscope-replay-direct-prod-us-west-1-public/master_dynamic_highlatency.m3u8?type=live
Me when I hit Elon's nuts with a baseball bat when he tries talking about engineering
>>16483376this but MPC-HC
>hundreds per year
>>16483398He had an excel document for discord paypigs to compile suggestions and research./sfg/ got their hands on it, and started shitposting in the far depths of the excel spreadsheet.There was a .webm but I never saved it.
>>16483369Two can play that game gaijin
>>16483404using the power of free software written by white men (you need linux)
>1 ship every 8 hoursTHOUSANDS OF SHIPSMILLIONS OF TONSTO THE STARS
What time will it be wherever the ship is splashing down in the ocean? Will it be night again?
HUNDREDSOFSTARSHIPCHANSNGGGGGGGHHHH
>>16483427you can do it with MPC-HC and yt-dlp on windowsnothing special
>>16483430splash down during the day is explicitly part of the flight profile this time
>>16483422Max-Qute
>>16483421If you don't understand that then you're ngmi (on Mars)
>>16483427i am a linux newfag anon, idk how to do jack shit
>>16483422HOLY FUCK NO WAY
>>16483438Noice
WHEN DOES THE FECKIN ROCKET LAUNCH
>>16483357lol, she is also wearing a banana for scale!
lel
LMAO an actual banana
>>16483447at 4:00pm CST
>>16483429Is this a hint that they have doubts that fully rapid reusability wont work for the ship?
A SUINGLE BANANBAAS A PAYLOADDDDHOLY FUUUC
running a big payload today
>not a real bananaIt's over bananafags.
WILL IT TURN INTO A GELBANA THOUGH?
BANANA PAYLOAD??? FIRST STARSHIP PAYLOAD????
>banana zero g indicator
>>16483445way
I am happy about the bananas
>average human 2mMANLETS BTFO
HECKING BANANA HAHAHAHAH
>they actually strung up a singular fucking banana in the middle of the payload bayfucking lel.
madlads put a real banana on starship
>average human 2m tallBros...
>>16483467>>>/vt/
>>16483437both mpc-hc and yt-dlp are written by white men tho>>16483444open a terminal, then:sudo apt install mpv ffmpeg yt-dlpmpv https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1RDGlydZAeOJL
I guess Musk is feeling elated since we are back to full reddit gags. I don't mind.
WHERE IS THE NIGGER WHO SAID STARSHIP HAS NO PAYLOADWHERE IS HE I WANT TO SHIT IN HIS MOUTH
THEY PUT MODERN ART ON AN ASTRONAUT
>>16483434and half of them practicing symmetrical docking!
>>16483422ok, now I'll watch your vtumor
>>16483483There is no payload. it's fucking empty retard
best shitposting companynormally i think this meme is too reddit but their level of dedication makes it good.
>
>most expensive single banana shipment in history
>>16483492Theres a banana RIGHT FYCKING THERE
>>16483478do you have a custom mouse pointer or similar you autist
>>16483493Elon has always been a le epic narwhal style of reddit dankmemer. It will never change sadly.
>>16483483its not even going to orbit
oooooh oooh ooohgets a bananahit reversegets a bananahttps://youtu.be/mj6AG4C9ODg?t=710
>>16483500???
>>16483503He's old as fuck so it's okay. It's endearing, like a fun uncle.
>>16483493>best shitposting companywe educated himelon is an obvious 4channer
>>16483481>[ytdl_hook] ERROR: Unsupported URL: https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1RDGlydZAeOJL [ytdl_hook] youtube-dl failed: unexpected error occurred Failed to recognize file format.uhhh
>>16483510The tourists think a payload is just something sitting in the payload bay. Ignore them.
Put a banan in starships ass
>>16483508HIT THE LEFT BUTTON
>>16483497I'm 6'2 and still a virgin in nearly my mid-20s
>>16483512>>16483511nu-4chan is so pathetic
There's no fucking payload are you guys fucking with me?
>claim starship is fully reusable>hotstage is not reusablewtf why did they lie?
white
>>16483521Ummm based
>>16483522I've been here since 2017, shitlord
>>16483521Have you tried asking a girl out?
>>16483522Trvth, fags trying to claim people are in the cykrit klub is gay behavior
is anyone else more worried of this launch compared to the previous one?
>>16483521You'll find the right guy someday anon
>>16483522sfg has always been kind of cringe
>>16483534Likely going to be explosive. Not that that should worry anyone.
>>16483407Someone should rape him. I'm being serious. I would say to kill him because he's so annoying but then Space X would go down with him probably so Rape it is. Teach him a lesson.
IT'S SHIPPING THE JEWISH BANANA TO MADAGASCAR
>>16483534a little bit, due to memetic reasons
>>16483525SAAAAAAAAR WHERE ARE ALL THE SAAAAAAAARS?!
>>16483529you dont even qualify for newfag
>>16483534No retard, and now I know youre the one who put $600 on it succeeding. Nobody would be nervous unless they had money on it.
>>16483534Everyone? They're going to melt Starship on re-entry
>>16483529honestly got me
>>16483519fucking ancient memes
/sfjesus/ got this bros, it's all good
>>16483546>Nobody would be nervous unless they had money on it.That's absurd.
>>16483522>calls others newfags>posts frogsshut up faggot
>nose downwtf
>>16483525every single person in this crowd voted kamala
Erm, did they just admit to intentionally killing the ships?
>>16483544baka lel
>>16483555You could get such a good angle of superheavy landing in Jesus' hand
>>16483546>Nobody would be nervous unless they had money on it.they're gonna try a harder maneuver
>>16483557Kek reminds me of the same thing with this guy
>>16483513the yt-dlp version in your distro repos is oldtry replacing x.com with twitter.com,and if it still doesn't work, do:sudo apt remove yt-dlppython3 -m pip install yt-dlpthis will replace the distro release of yt-dlp with the python repos release which is much more up to date and will detect x.com
>>16483560simply not the case
>Starship will be tested to destructive limitsBlunderf00t gonna shout and scream that it's over for starship.
>>16483554seventeen minutes untilPEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
>>16483562Haven't you read literally anything about this flight
Throw tranime posters out the airlock
>>16483574obsessed and stunlocked
>>16483553Elon, haha.
>>16483562yeah?
>>16483574is he still doing livestreams?didn't he commit suicide out of shame yet after the last one?
POSTAN IN A STICKY
>The thread is now a sticky.are they doing anything new this test
Stickied
Ahem.
>THIS THREAD IS NOW PINNED
mods = gods
even if it crashes into retarded nerd spectators it won't even matter now that trump will control the faa and spacex will be allowed to launch again 2 weeks later.
>>16483590yeah but also not really
>>16483525ahem, Jim brought his asian gf so its diverse
>>16483584thanks lori
do they have a loicense to export fruit to south east asia?
>>16483570works, sasuga anon, ur a good lad
mods were based today
>>16483588It's bed time for thunderchad.
>>16483590in orbit relightsteeper reentrya barrel rollthis shit is bananas!
>stickyFucking finally.>>16483574Yeah that'll be the worst part if it blows up.That's why I doubly hope it doesn't>>16483595Man I'd fuck her so rough. Need that government contractor sugar mommy.
>>16483595>literally had an SRB nozzle fall off mid-flightit's not looking good for vulcan-chan
WE STICKY NOW
>>16483590Your spoonfeeding, sire:In-space relight of Starship upper stage, steeper reentry profile, new thermal tile changes around the fins and some tiles removed on purpose, banana dummy payload
>>16483590>steeper angle of attack on reentry>in vacuum relight>faster booster flyback50/50 it's gonna fail at any of these
>>16483610>musk's conman scam company is not important enough for me to stay awake fellow chuds
Gaan status?
>Activity Now: 726%Nice. What board are you all from?
IT'S HAPPENIIIIIINGGG
>>16483625/sfg/ is the ONLY thing I read on this shitty site
/tv/ reporting in
>>16483624WE GAAN
>>16483625/vt/ reporting in
>>16483625/diy/ former /k/ reporting
My HOA is going crazy on the number of lunches at KSC they are planning
>>16483625tv sp pol mu I'm a classic chud I'm afraid,Used to love SLSposting thoughever
ALL BOARDS, CHECK IN!
>>16483595luckily GEO is obsolete with mass constellations
>>16483631Seconding
>>16483625/tv/cast them
>Starship to Mars 2026Feels like they'll have everything ready by next year honestly
>>16483625/tg reporting. Painting minis while I watch.
Are these new mockups we're seeing?
>Axiom spacesuits KEKAROO
>>16483642/o/ standing by
BRILLIANT PEBBLES
>>16483636go back
What is Bezos thinking rn?
NEW MOON RENDERS REWIND IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
/o/ reporting
>>16483625/tv/ standing by
>>16483652Nice
>>16483650How are people here so delusional? It took them a year to build a launch pad that won't explode.
>>16483625/mlp//)Fuck crabs though.
>>16483660but I like rockets
>>16483625>Nice. What board are you all from?
>>16483657Has Axiom even built them yet? Will they be done on time?
>>16483625/sp/ checking in
starship enterprise edition is a good joke
Is thundercope streaming or has he killed himself yet?
>>16483638/out/ former /k/i feel your pain
>>16483625/pol/ /nsg/
>>16483625I probably spend half my time in /sfg/ and half in /out/ and sometimes /diy/ /an/ and /a/
>>16483625/an/ reporting in
>>16483675Pony bro! (\ OcO
>>16483665He's wishing he could be a tenth a man that Elon is.
>>16483625/vg/ reporting in
>>16483673And it takes them like half a month to prepare a full new test flight, 2 years is a lot if they continue with this cadence
>>16483638>>16483686Good men. Shame what has befallen that board
>>16483625/wtg/ from /vg/ reporting in
>>16483666SOVL
>>16483649lmao at Cruz with the sunglasses.
member falcon heavy first flight and the car?Why is Elon no longer doing funny stuff anymore?
>>16483625/sci/ but also /vg//alg/Reporting for Essex
>>16483706>i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac i'm not the zodiac
>>16483686>>16483701we can truly never go back
>>16483625/ic//lsg/
>>16483665STINKY!
>>16483705LOOK AT THIS SLEEK FUCKING PROP DEPOT HOLY SHIT ALSO IT LOOKS FATTER
>>16483699My determined exterminators know nothing of sin.
>>16483709Banan
LET'S GO
peak plasmapunk aesthetics
>>16483709Shush this Starship isn’t actually going to orbit.Once the FAA “allows” them to do an orbit (and once they actually develop a working payload bay door) they’ll deploy either a giant ass cheese wheel or a cybertruck
>>16483721ORION GETTING KEKED
>>16483716I'm holding out for war with China.
>>16483625/k/ reporting, hoping to be dropping on Mars with an M2 Browning that shot Germans at Normandy.
>>16483625>>16483642/a/ reporting in
Have your pre-ordered your $30 banana plush yet?
>>16483726first harambe, then peanut, now a banana, when will the killing stop?
Still find it funny that they're in a fucking swamp
>>16483701TZD
>>16483721What the fuck their having sex.
they just need to plant some trees and the sonic boom won't be a problem
>>16483721looks like star wars
>>16483705I am terrified that the elevator is going to get stuck when the astronauts return to it.
>>16483709He'll probably do something for the first non-test flight, they're not pushing for orbit so banana is all you get
>>16483736gay-ass looking process
>>16483749>TKDso putin and all his oligarchs?
>>16483736AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>16483740>March 2025They can catch a rocket booster but not ship plush bananas for 5 months?
i wish idiots would stop memeing marsyes I love cool rockets yes I want to increase human presence in cislunar space not just LEO yes I think a moonbase for research and commercial purposes is a good ideano, I do not think we will settle or terraform mars in the next thousand years because its a worthless rock far from anything useful and we'd be better served carving and spinning asteroids into O'Neil cylinders or making regolith bricks and mass driving them to build in cislunar space
>>16483753aaaah-looking cooked en garde frfr
LETS FUCKING GO
>>16483749death to commiesblow commies up to pieceshang quarter disembowel commies
>>16483748Just jump really hard
I love launch threads, one of the few threads on this shithole basket weaving forum that actually brings people together in a positive way
the rocket looking white from frost kind of reminds me of batman's eyes only being white in TDK when he used the patriot act machine.
>>16483759it's not that easy in banana shippery
>>16483760Kill yourself faggot and go back
>>16483748just jump
>>16483766eat my ass
GO STARSHIP GO
>booster fails catch>ship breaks up on reentrysorry
LAUNCHING IN A STICKY THREAD
>>16483771brainwashed anti-science stance, sorry
>>16483769
>>16483749This is what russians actually do in space
/sp/ standing by
All boards, I need a "Go"/"No Go" for launch.
>>16483777>cool explosions>more cool explosionsi'm ok with that
>2.1m live viewers>885% activity on /sci/Yeah, I'm thinking spaceflight is back.
>>16483759they outsourced plush production to boeing
>banana???
>>16483777God damn....
>Have an old friend that is working on the HLS landerI wish I wasn't a brainlet.
>>16483759FAA and FWS rules, NOAA too
quickly reply to this post to wish a good fly to banan
banan
>>16483766Me too anon
>>16483788/v/ here - GO
>>16483788/vg/ is go for launch
It’s happening.
>>16483788/tv/ go, i guess, why did my brother get it all...
It's LIPS ;)
>>16483793I'm waiting for the fan art of banana-chan suspended spread eagle...
>>16483788
>>16483749Based hopefully Russia will join us on Mars
>>16483797Godspeed banana
>>16483764Picrel isn't about communism, it's about the victory in WW2. The flag is a replica of the flag first raised on the Reichstag.>>16483756>Putin>ALL his Oligarchsdon't fall for the liesBut let's not get into that when we are guests on this board.
>Starship launches have already gotten boringwow
>>16483788/pol/ is GO
T-1m
>>16483806Eh?
>>16483797good fly banan
>>16483788/tv/ reporting in, we are GO for launch
>>16483625/g/ here
>>16483788/trash/ is go~
>>16483788/diy/ Go for Launch
HA HA!TIME FOR R.U.D.!
boom
Ready you're bananas
the anime girl is trapped in a banan !
>>16483788/sp/, we're go flight
>>16483797enjoy the ride banan
>>16483766I hate akko
>>16483812based, the flap-chan art was apex kino
ONE MINUTE BOYS LET'S FUCKING GO
>>16483820fuck off
>>16483788/vt/ is GO!
>>16483834Is an rocket a athlete?
>>16483788/co/ is go for launch
>>16483788/mlp/ is go
WE GAAN
GO GO GO
>>16483818i'm not a guest on this board>d-don't fall for the liesdon't talk shit about killing kikes when you protect the ones that you have personal affinity for.
FLIGHT DIRECTOR IS GO
NO HOLDSONLY SPACE
None of this is new BTW.Rockets are centuries old technology.Musk toadies don't know that.
Is this how boomers felt watching the Apollo missions?
STOP THE COUNTING!!!
WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
ALL ENGINESit's that easy in rocketry
>>16483854LARGEST OBJECT TO EVER LIFT OFF THE GROUND
ALL ENGINES GOOD
I haven't been following things too much lately. Are there any big milestones or new things they are testing in this flight? Is it just kind of the same as last time?
>>16483859Just wait until the first manned missions to Mars. The future is so fucking bright.
NOMINAL
ALL ENGINES
>NYOO YOU CANT DELETE ALL THE PARTS AND HAVE THE ENGINES WORK IN A SUPER BOOSTER NYOOOOOOOIT JUST WERKS
it;s fucking beautiful
Fuck that plume is beautiful
THE FLAPS ARE UP, ABORT!!!!
Do not trust to hope but back to back successful catch would be noice.
Live tf00t reaction?
>>16483873Nothing big for the audiences.It's mostly about testing relight in a vacuum for Starship and doing a reentry at a steeper angle that will make it sustain more heat.
Godspeed o7
Fuck SLS
NYOOOOOOOOM
MAX-Q
>>16483888He's probably sleeping, it's midnight in this timezone
>>16483888>giving a shit about debbie downer
>>16483889More heat? Stress testing the tiles?
God damn that plume is PURPLE and those engines are WHITE as fuck. Like looking into the sun.
>2 minutes into hour long flight>almost out of propellantits over
FLY STARSHIP CHWANNFLY
>>16483866
Uh oh, what was that thing flying?
WE GO FOR CATCH
Hotstage good, will probably be a good catch
SEND THE REST NOW
STAGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO FOR CATCH!!!!!!GET THAT FUCKING BREAD
KINO
GO FOR CATCH CONFIRMED
>>16483903it's a rocket
>>16482701TOWER GO FOR CATCH
>that tumblingit's over
>>16483898Yes, they are basically just going to push Starship harder to see how much it can sustain.
no bellyflop today right?
gridfin warped again
AMAZING SUNSET VIEWS COMING SOONWILL STARSHIP BEAT THE NIGHT?
>>16483903nothing, don't worry about it.
Even my boomer father loves this shit. Keeps asking me questions. He went crazy during the last flight and asked me a bunch of questions.This is inspiring the world
GO FOR CATCH
TELEMETRY NOMINAL WAGMI
>booster offshore divert:(
offshore divert?
>booster offshore divertHUH?
WE'RE GONNA LAND IT AGAIN
GO FOR YOINK
IT'S OVER
LMAO
:(
NO-GO FOR CATCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
É FINITO
NO CATCH?WTFFFFFF
NOOOOOOOOOOOwhere was the trump override
it's over
It's joever
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO FUCKING CATCH GOD DAMN IT
Soon.
it's ogre
IT'S FUCKING OVER.
Cold feet. Can't fail in front of The Donald
It's not that easy in rocketry. Space is hard.
FIRST TIME WAS JUST A FLUKETHUNDERCHAD I KNEEL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sad.
drumpf curse
FAILUREAILURE
FUCK
thunderchad - 1 muskrat - 0
>>16482980HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED ANON
WHAT THE FUCKK NO CATCH>!?!
>Estronaut misses first catch>is there live for this one>doesn't do the catchOne day
This is Trumps fault
>no catchI'm gonna kill myself
so much for reusegg i'm on team Bezos now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK NOOOO JUST CATCH IT
So where's it going to go?
NO CATCH LAMO
>Le safetyJust do a little Chinese
>no go for catchYeah I'm leaving now, bye
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>16483982eastronaut cursed the launch
THUNDERTHIGHS WAS RIGHT AND THAT ANON LOST $600 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
DRUMPF FLEW IN FOR NOTHINGELON NOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING FAGGOTS FUCK THE PUBLIC JUST CATCH THE FUCKING THING
it has started lol
Kamala ran to the pad so they had to abort the landing
No more Biden corpse lich magic.
ThunderCHAD wins again. The first time was the exception not the norm.
>splash down AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Thunderfoot won today sisters
What do you think happened?
Absolute embarrassing right in front of Trump too
THUNDERCHAD's WE ARE BACK!!!!!
>>16483977in light of the anomaly on today's Starship launch,all future Starship launches are hereby grounded
Owari da...
>Could have been a perfect catchI fucking HATE safety
COMMON SENSE SKEPTIC WONTHUNDERF00T WONESG HOUND WONSPACEGUY5 WONELON LOSTITS FUCKING OVER
>cutting the feed before it explodesLOL
wtf it splashed down fineshould have landed that shit
>>16484014It got nervous because the president was there
>>16484024well it literally couldn't have been because something failed
CUTAWAY FUCK YOOUUUUUUU
Those poor seals the sound will kill them
>>16484024based
HANG THE RETARD IN CHARGE OF THE CAMERASHANG THESE FUCKING WOMEN THAT CAN'T HANDLE A SINGLE SENTENCE WITHOUT "UHHHH" OR SPEAKING OVER IMPORTANT MOMENTS THAT THEY KNOW WILL HAPPEN TO THE SECONDFUCK FUCK FUCK
Just a little example of what Drumpf and Elon are gonna do to the economy real soon.
>cut the feed before the explosion OH NO NO NO THUNDERCHADS WE ARE SO BACK
>2nd stage almost out of fuel and no where near orbital speed
BOOOOM BABY
>>16483995>>16484004>levels the towers
>they cut away from the boomCowards.
NOAA is going to be PISSED
>>16484035They only have a single tower, they are not going to risk it if they have even the slightest hint it might not go right.
THE FUCKING STUPID TRANNY IN CHARGE OF THE CAMERA ANGLES CHANGED CAMS RIGHT BEFORE TIP OVER AND EXPLOSIONI HATE YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH
Reminder
>Trump appear>No booster catchPottery
What now?
>>16484024gotta play it safe with the tower, damage to it would slow the entire program down
>>16484012>splash downwhy? what did i miss?
Booster would've been caught if Kamala won
>>16484024so does Boeing
I'm going to murder a nigger.
>>16484057What the fuck could the community note possibly be
THUNDERCHUDS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT IT MOSKALHUSKOVITERATS
>>16484058cope and seethe
>>16484039it literally could because the standards for abort are way lower than for actual failure
>not watching 2 streamsreally anons
>huge chunks of metal banging around in the engine skirtuh
>>16484057>go full political>things start going wrongEvery fucking time...
Nasa spaceflight has the boom, just rewind the feed.
>>16484037The weak should fear the strong.
>>16484048>>16484054watch everyday astronaut
What a massive disappointment, and with the president watching, lol. It's so over.
HEAVY REFUSES TO SINKTHOUSANDS OF SEALS WILL DIE.
>>16483777OH FUCK I WAS JUST TROLLING FUCK SHIT FUCK
>>16484076Kek
Orbit insertion?
ELON IS NIGGER
Reuse fags?Daijobu?
WE BRING THE BOOOOOOOM!THAT'S WHAT WE DO
>>16484088KILL YOURSELF ANON
>>16484066SpaceX tards taking the L as usual
SPACE EGGS FAGS REALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA LAND IT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>16484095Is it supposed to do that? xDD
just remember that this is the biggest win that EDSers can get, this is a victory for them now.can you imagine being that desperate?
>>16484095That's FTS?
>>16484035>>16484024They did it on purpose retards. They don't want an outdated booster
Yeah no I'm gonna have to go with a real aerospace company
>>16484102>coping alreadyLMAAOOOO
>>16483777>>16484088trips don't care about trolling
>>16484104Nah it just does that lol
>>16483850Putin ain't a kike though.
>no thunderf00t stream kino where is he?
>>16483839NO is GO. NO for GO. GO is a NO NO
Ummm, isn't this thing floating around a really bad safety hazard?
>>16484105would have been great rocket garden decoration
STRAIGHT INTO THE SHADOW TERMINATOR
>>16484045>not watching the superior Clear stream>talks right over the retard femoids
>nominal orbital insertionExcuse me?
>>16483777
>>16484110>NOOOO THIS IS THE LAST STARSHIP EVER lel, this is giving you false hope, don't get too excited.
>>16484101Unironically, yes. Self-destruct on failed landing, destroy all the hypergolic fuel before they pollute the ocean.
Nice fish eye lens there distorting the giant blue platter.
100 replays of super heavy explosion in the next thunderfart video, screencap this.
>>16483952we'll find out. the booster landing was perfect though, despite no go for tower catch
>>16484127Coom in loom
>>16483777Son of a bitch
>ELON MUSK'S Starship EXPLODES twice in one launchKEK
>>16484127>hypergolicMethalox isn't hypergolic you retarded nigger
Elon will seethe and try to get SLS cancelled once Trump gets into office mark my words.
>>16484105>>16484104holy fucking COPE
>>16484113yeah he is, he's a jew, he constantly talks about how he's a jew and hangs out with jews, his mother is a jew.he's a jew, you just refuse to acknowledge it because you're a commie faggot and you suck slav dick.
Watch them scrub engine relight too.
>>16482701Unless we get very epic Starship landing stream in day light, it will be the most boring Starship test flight.
>>16484075betting?now that sounds like a good idea.
>>16484142Congress will do that just to save the 4 billion per launch.
so wait did they already do relight or what?
Cursed banana is cursed
DOGE is done now btw
This is the beginning of the end for SpaceX, mark my words.
>>16484134Did he stream this time?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>16484127>methalox>hypergolicKILL YOURSELF YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER
>Drumpf did thisPure mental illness.
>>16484104No, that is it landing on water, it tipping over because water is in fact a liquid, it breaking apart and igniting all its remaining fuel on impact.
>if only you knew how bad things really are...
WE WON ACK
>>16484122I don't want to hear any retards, and your eceleb faggotry is even worse
no way, YOU GUYS DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD SUCCEED DID YOU?
UND THIS IS THE PART OF SPROCKETS WHERE WE DANCE
>>16483625Where my /fit/izens at??
>>16484127What hypergolics? This thing has "cold" gas thrusters.
we are never going to the moon you fucking faggots
>>16484157I hate Estronaut, but I hope he uploads his footage. It was much better than NSF's.
>>16484086It's better than nuke the launch site, there will many launch in future anyway.
>>16484172we'll "you" aren't. obviously people already have and are already back in robotic form.
>>16484165it will succeed again in the future and all the EDS creatures celebrating will develop selective amnesia and pretend like this gloating never happened.
>>16484127Lumi is a slut that promised Starship watchalong and never did it.
>>16484144Suck my German cock, shill.
first Tyson loses then we don't catch the boostermaybe we chose the wrong timeline bros
>>16484172We are accelerating toward a sustainable return to the Moon. Stay mad biatch
>>16484076>erm ackshually blimps are bigger than starship
>>16484172go away flerf
>>16484159>no trump>booster caught>yes trump>booster no caughtI think the data speaks for itself
WE GIVE THAT CATCH ATTEMPT 5 BOOMS ON THE BOOM METERBOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOM!
>they actually thought they were going to marsAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
>>16484076the payload was a banana, clearly the total mass was nowhere near a full Saturn V with crew, lander, and rover
I won't lie I'm happy he got humbled like this. I really hope he gets to Mars and all but he was starting to act like a retard recently.
BANANA GENKI? BANANA
This was because of that banana, it wasn't ready for payload
it's still floating
>>16484183>unironically shilling this hard for the gulagkikelmao this is pretty sad.you're the cum/chug/ger tourist aint ya?
>so babe they still got lots of important data for the next flight this is totally normal for a prototype phase rocket there's still plenty of action where that came from
>>16482701
>Banana still fineIt's not over yet
You said you would catch the rocket Elon.You said there would be McDonalds out here Elon.I can get McDonalds in Mar a Largo...
>>16484165
A HECKIN BANANA SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I LUV ELON COCK xDDD
>>16484201Putting the "ship" in "Starship"
If there are so many variables that need to be satisfied in order for the booster to return to the tower, how is this ever going to be sustainable?I hope IFT-7 is within 40 days. My night has been ruined.
its fucking over
>>16483975demo effectany engineer could have predicted this
>>16484207>4chan pleb unironically pretending he knows about this shitYou are a website of schizophrenic cuckolds who watch anime unironically.
No go for upper start relight. This test really fucked up.
>>16484197>humbled by a landing abortI swear to God not one nigger in this thread followed Falcon development
>>16484209
>>16484200The FAA will NEVER allow them to carry bananas ever againIt's fucking over
>>16484220No way it's within 40 days especially not with the new design.
>>16484014Too much time doing shitty politics and eating cold burgers on billionaire's planes, not enough actual working and engineering.
>>16484162I'm raping Elon.
so this is the part where troons get really cocky and gloat until the next launch where it all works flawlessly, right?because i've seen this happen multiple times now over the past 4 years.
>>16484201It only exploded a little bit. It's still good you can still refly that.
>>16484231They're tourists anon
>>16484220Uhh I dunno. The drone ship and rtls landings weren't perfect in the beginning and just got better and better this was the second try lol
I feel like that gas shouldn't be venting from the back of starship. This has happened since the first launch and still hasn't been fixed.
>>16484207Me rn
>>16484231The beaver was right.
why is the starlink signal so bad this time
>>16484231This needs to go 3x faster for their moon plans to work.
THUNDERCHADS STAY WINNING!
Earth is such a pretty planet.
pretty kino music choice.
>>16484239
Clearly the banana used up to much of the mass faction to have enough fuel for a safe booster catch
>>16484220Evolution allows complexity to increase without limit. Just fix each thing that goes wrong.
>>16484241>he thinks the new MORE experimental version is going to work flawlessly first timeflight 5 was a fucking fluke
>>16484190Nice sample size.
>>16484251Just need to give SpaceX carteblanche to fly over dumb boaters and beach goers
>>16484245How much is a starship launch compared to a falcon though?
why don't they just do splash downs in fresh water and not destroy the vehicle every time?
>>16484250Launched into the night time. Computers are more likely to be asleep
At least we still got max cute
Is there anywhere that tracks the flight in orbit so we can see where it is right now?
trump goes to watch. already regressing.
ngl the bars and grainyness fit the video though
>>16484231This is the tourist designated shitting street thread.
>>16484230can anyone confirm?
why is the camera so shit compared to previous flights?
landing when?
What was his reaction?
>>16484269splashing down in water deforms and destroys the vehicle anon
>>16484262Now you mention that, I didn't see the ring being jettisoned.
>>16484231Pressure fed fatty, while he has been getting fatter with each new video, was correct on this one. Back to the drawing board Elon, rockets arent supposed to EXPLODE
>no catch
>>16484232
>>16484289retard
>>16484267A hell of a lot more I dunno? Point is it will improve
>>16484278They would have purged the tanks already if that was the case. Or does the small blip include the header tanks. Who knows.
>>16484282>landing lel
https://x.com/CSI_Starbase/status/1858998330401190375>booster landing failed because an the comms tower got damaged during the launch
>>16484246That's the CO2 they're carrying in the black cylinders in the interior shotIt's required to stop the ship from catching fire and exploding when the engines are cut
Why is the stream quality such dog shit right now?Was the outside camera damaged?
>>16484282around T+50
>>16484264it wasn't, but you can continue to believe that until the next launch crushes your weird narcissistic dreams.
>>16484265It's clearly a meme, calm down snowflake.
when will they relight the engine?
>>16484231It took almost 10 years from first successful Falcon 9 payload launch to first crewed launch. Starship was supposed to get people to the Moon in 2026.
>>16484299SHOULD HAVE LANDED IT ANYWAYS YOU SCHMUCKS
>>16484299Tower was GO you retard, it was a booster abort
>>16484299wasn't a tower issue, tard
>>16484302The ship is in complete darkness currently.
>>16484299Someone is getting chewed by Elon.
>>16484299That's great to hear, actually. Really good, because it means it wasn't something fucked with the booster or its trajectory. Just a simple oversight that can easily be fixed.I'm high on copium right now.
>>16484309Orion capsule won't even be done by 2030 so it doesn't matter. They have plenty of time to fuck around
Did the seals hear the explosions?
>>16484231>>16484309
I WANT TO SEE ELON EATING THAT BANANA TOMORROW
>>16484299I could have landed her manually mashallah
>>16484299ULA sniper bros…we are so back.
>>16484306cute
>>16484299>Comm tower damaged Yeah that's a pretty critical bit of GSE needed for a catch
I got turkey AND bacon on my sandwich today. I believe my gluttony is at fault for this botched attempt. I am sorry bros.
The booster looked like it hit the water too fast.
>>16484299I wonder if the antenna can be stowed and deployed after launch? IF it was what caused the abort.
>>16484294I could see this hold water until I watched the Joe Rogan podcast and realized he was just a regular honest guy
>>16484309Starship schedule was always a scam and y'all should have listened to thunderf00t. Fortunately it worked and public money is being wasted on cool shit like spaceflight instead of unmitigated corruption.
>>16484267Fully expended it's about the same. Materials are cheaper and engines are cheaper. Bigger does not equal more expensive
>>16484309https://elontime.io/
>>16484299That dumb nigger thinks he is so smart lmaoa
That's it, I'm going to goon. Ship's probably going to explode too anyway
>>16484306The fug is that?
>>16484203>sucking 'elenskys jewcockpathetic
What is Trump saying to Musk right now?
Next flight when
>>16484347a cute ba nan ah
>>16484350No more hot pockets for him
>>16483930retard lmao>>16484127>hypergolicdouble retard
Really jammin to these beats fr fr on god
>>1648435113 daysUnironiclyScreencap this
That little tower is where they put the ground GPS transmitter critical to guiding the booster into the arms.Right call to abort
>>16484299I'll wait for confirmation from spacex on that
was not worth the sticky
>reddit is already unironically blaming trump
>>16484350Something like this
>>16484350>>16484212
>>16484337>billionaire>regular honest guy
>>16484118Nah they don't need more
You can see small wobbles due to RCS on the payload bay walls.
>>16484359its meant to lean back as the rocket launches
>>16484321No, because they're all dead.
>>16484291shouldn't that be 60%?
>>16484349>jewlover instantly thinks i care about the other jew because i insulted his favourite onei'm sorry you're not an alternative thinker rooting for le based trad saviour of white mankind anon. it's just another clique of jews and you were stupid enough to fall for it.
>>16484271anyone capture her as the zero-gee banana?
>>16484367No dishonest man could speak so honestly and down to earth
>>16484362we still got the spicy landing in daylight in a bit
>>16484350you're fired!
let's have some fun this beat is sickI wanna take a ride on your disco stick
>>16484338>y'all
>>16484377Clear for scale
>booster and telemetry nominal>uhhhh ackchually the tower isn't nominal or something, shut it down????????????????????>>16484299>a fucking antennaFUCKKKKKKK YOU
>>16484306Sonna banana!
IT FAILED RELIGHT TOO???
>>16484392spat my coffee lol
Thunderf00t is gonna gloat and make like 5 videos on Elon Musk saying that the booster catch was a fluke. We lost sissies...
>>16484398No, it's Starship that's going to relight.
>>16484362It's insane how quickly the extraordinary becomes ordinary. I'm still in awe of seeing that 33 engine monstrosity of a watertower fly and then do a ballet dance to perfectly come to a standstill.
>>16484391Wait for official declarations instead of giving clicks to random retards
>>16484320Other US crap is not the competition. China is.
I thought they were just announcing the current abort mode should it be necessary. Sad.
>>16484381How did they predict everything?
>>16484376>falling for the obvious fake passport with the typos.imagine being this retarded
No go for relight demo it seems
Can't they at least show some view of Earth, I'm sick of this banana
Engine relight in 7 minutes.
>>16484405CSI is not a rando, he's intelligently critical of the program.Fuck the ear hoops though.
>>16484349you guys are so predictable lel.go be a useful idiot for snowgeria elsewherealso posting images of putin riding a horse doesn't work anymore. sorry but that image has been shattered, he's just another frail old kike to the rest of the world now.
>>16484412
>>16484398its at 37:46
>>16484413CGI budget ran out. Flat earthers win again globeheads.
>>16484407Well unless SpaceX leapfrogs Artemis (which they can do if they really want to) Orion/Gateway/SLS will stop the timeline from happening. If they can get refueling down by the end of 2025 then they are just fine and have enough leeway to beat China.
>>16484409It's also how the media distorts and make up lies about everything he says. It makes me trust his character more.
>>16484412Dude, there's still 6 fucking minutes until that's supposed to happen.
>>16484411>he's THIS desperatewew lad>i-it's fake, d-don't ask about all the times he defended jews and called them his peopleyou're a retarded monkey and you've been swindled, you're in denial to save yourself the embarrassment.
name one(1) success in this launch
>>16484413there is no view of earth because its on the dark side
>>16484439All raptors working so far
>>16484439I saw Ria in banana outfit.
>>16484439banana floated
>>16484439It put more payload into orbit than all of Blue Origin's launches.
>>16484439Banan unharmed.
>>16484413it's on the night side
>>16484439Clear wore a cute banana suit
>>16484439Banana is nominal
>>16484412El retardo it's +32min now.
>the FAA approved two Starship launches together so SpaceX didn't have to wait for them>they failed anywaylol?
>>16484439i simple man, i see boom boom, i happy
>>16484404We just saw many hundred of millions explode and sink into the ocean, you fag.
>>16484439>No PAD RUD>All raptors light>All raptors relight twice>Enough fuel for soft landing
>>16484439>literally any other rocket on earth launches>booster and 2nd stage get thrown awaywell then name 1 success in literally any other launch on earth, are you retarded?
The yellow curse. Blumpf + Banan = Bad Juju
>>16484439Musk got to mingle with the big boys again.In seriousness they usually have hundreds or
>>16484439the launch
wait THERES ACTUALLY A F*CKIN BANANA????????!?!
Elon mating press
>>16484439Musk haters will get successful content.
>>164844554 MORE YEARS!4 MORE YEARS!4 MORE YEARS!4 MORE YEARS!ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET?
>>16484455Tell me, anon. What does this word mean?
It seems that the raptors slightly underperformed, which is probably why the booster didn't return. https://x.com/planet4589/status/1859000307872919800
>2018 launch a car into space>2024 launch a banana
>>16484468it's not a real bananait's fakestuffed, actually
>>16484454>i-it's just politics>h-he's just pretending to give all his jewish oligarch friends a sloppy toppy, it's 4D chessyou need to accept that nobody cares about your little slapfight and you are seen as just as pathetic and moronic as the khokhols you constantly whine about, sit with that reality for a second and then shut the fuck up and enjoy the reentry.
elon dead silent after launchnot a single post
>>16484475Payload too heavy?
>>16484483He's getting mating pressed by trump
Ohhh thunderstorms in the dark!
>>16484450>>16484440Yeah well fuck you, turns out we were missing absolute kino thrunderstorms
relight soon
>>16484475>engines are fundamentally flawedyeah, it's over
BoomGood launch
Starship is fundamentally flawed
>Thunderstorm belowKino
>thunderstorms lighting up the cameraKINO
>>16484479Shows they are not confident yet.
>>16484475It's over, thunderGOD was right all along...
>>16484495>First elonXtrump event literally goes down in flames
>>16484475That's intentional, as the relight will slightly raise it.
>>16484479That's Bidenomics for you
>>16484488
thunderstorms over africa
This is the real important test, if this fails it does fuck with the timeline
>>16484503I'll omens. We got too cocky.
>>16484506How is life on europa anon
>>16484479>yeah that's shrinkflation for you
relight success
Relight good
>>16484464This plus it being booster 1313 unlucky number.
RELIGHT IS GOOD
IT WORKED
everyday we lit
THAT'S IT???
Once again, dumb fucking Tranny in charge of the cameras at SpaceX shows the relight for like one second. Stupid BITCH
>>16484511Timeline nominal!
>>16484482Why do you even bother pretending. Everyone can tell you are a CIA nigger shill.
>>16483857based prophetanon
I expected a longer relight3 fucking seconds lol
STARSHIP IS NOW READY FOR ORBIT AND PAYLOAD DELIVERY!
/a/ reporting in, I've no clue what's going on but it's probably very difficult to pull off
isn't it supposed to land in daylight
>>16484538It was only one engine, would cause problems I think
>>16484532They're very deliberate with the cameras. They don't like to show failures. We'll get it later
>>16484538they don't want to push the landing point too far from the buoys
>>16484538They just have to prove to the FAA that they can do it safely, and that they can then try for orbit safely on a later flightBlame stupid over-regulation for that comically dumb test
Big chance it will explode while reentering. They have much fewer tiles and are going in at a stepper reentry angle.
>>16484545hopefullyWILL STARSHIP CHAN BEAT THE NIGHT?
This is the worst of all 6 flights
>>16484545in the morning
plasma is slapping to the beat
Kino plasma incomingHope the cameras don't get too broken early
>>16484535>ciaRussia bro please, the CIA are latina women now. They don't do anything
>>16484550>They're very deliberate with the camerasThey're the only company open with their footage and allowing outsiders to film whatever the fuck they want.
>>16484561Certainly the most routine, nothing new to see (even WITH a tower catch), basically same FAA license as last flight as well.Worst flight so far by metric of being boring.
>>16484558Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
>>16484571And who have their parents open, or something like that.
>>16483565apparently i couldn't...
If the fins burn through again, I'm going to actively start making fun of V1 as a gay ship
>>16484556>Steeper reentry The steeper AoA is for after reentry, they're going into a nose first dice before the belly flop to stress test the flaps control authority
what went wrong
>>16484535>n-NOOOO YOU HURT MY FEELINGS YOU HAVE TO BE A SHILLyou will never escape the fact that you're a fag rooting for a snowgerian shithole, now gtfo here spaceflight is for humans.
>>16484545Yes, but it spends a lot of time during reentry, only the terminal descent will be during the day
>>16484579classic.drift little starship chan!drift!
>>16484561daylight starship splash might be rad
Is that me or it's truly fucking violent as a reentry?
They only relight 1 raptor? Why not all 3?
>>16484589it will likely break apart given the steeper reentry
>reentry in daylight can't see shit>>16484589why wouldn't they burn through
>>16484592Metallic objects on ballistic trajectories fold within the presence of 45
It's in the atmosphere already? Wasn't it supposed to relight beforehand?
>>16484597
>>16484604Only a test
>>16484603seems way faster at a lower alt that previous
>>16484607you doubt starship?>>16484612already happened
>>16484604Probably they don't want to push the ship too much
>>16484604You don't want it to go 300km off target because of a fuckup lasting 5seconds longer than it should
>>16484612it did relight, anon
I can't imagine them making the rear flaps thinner when they already struggle to handle reentry without burning through
>>16484618>you doubt starship?V1? yes
>>16484617Yeah they're taking it super hard on purpose this time
>>16484604even at minimum throttle settings 3 raptors might be too much thrust for the maneuver they were trying for
>>16484612seemed to be a very quick on off relight. no long burn
Did I just hear 50 minutes reentry?
>>16484515Von der Leyen is worse than Biden, and it's not even remotely close.
HOLY SHIT AN ALIEN LIFE FORM HAS LATCHED ON
>>16484611This will unlock entirely new fields of physics.
>>16484642Earth is over if ship doesn't burn up
Mmmmm roasted banana
>>16484642>aliens have zoomie broccoli hair
>>16484618>>16484621Had it on mute and took my eyes off right then I guess. Mb i guess.
>steeper re-entryaha so that applied to the starship
>>16484642could be a low altitude space bunny seeking a ride down.
>>16484642Looks like BETA. We're fucked
>>16484639No, like Juptier's moon retard. The joke is you are so far away you didn't get the news that trump won.
>>16484654was the shortest relight imaginable so not surprising
>booster still floating and burning Giga based
>>16483758Okay this is objectively ass
>>16484665Based booster not going down with a fight! They're gonna have to shoot him.
>>16484669Looks soulful faggot
So when are they going to launch the reusable rocket they've been talking about?
>>16484669looks better than the last one
How much km/h quicker than last time is it going?
>>164846772 years
>"The entry results in air friction which creates plasma"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16483758RIP the Titanic windows
>>16484674It looks like some sort of retarded futurama droid
>>16484669Prompt?
>>16484662Von der Leyen is on Jupiter's moon? wtf what happened
>>16483721Dolphin sex is back on the menu boys.
can't see shit bros
>>16484642ALIEN CORALS ARE GROWING ON THE SHIP
holy shit you guys are such a bunch of fucking pussies.this was a fun launch, i'm starting to think you're all a bunch of chemically imbalanced zoomers and you get groggy when you get slightly less dopamine than expected.shut the fuck up and imagine a timeline where starship doesn't exist at all.
>>164846792~3
>>16484684Isn't both friction and compression?
PEAK HEATING INC
>illegally immigratin to the Indian Oceandrumpfy wont like this one!
>>16483758>SN-042-A
>>16484694Implying they have that, they cant even get it up without porn.
>>16484694It's just trolls and dishonest commies.Also remember that brown people have no forward thinking ability, so they can't see the potential.
>>16484628it may burn up in a controlled manner.
>>16484691Anon, stop watching that brainrot.It's not good for you.
>that plasma we are cooking now!!!
>removed 2,100 tiles this flight
>>16484708It's a possibility.
>>16484691Why are you watching asmon
>Starship has norwoodno one is safe
>wackadoodle
Looks like flaps will burn
WACKADOODLE expected
Is that the backup ablative causing those green stripes
SHOW THE GRILLED BANANA
imagine 6 million people duped into thinking space is real. nice cgi this flight!
I want to be able to look up at the night sky and see starship blazing through the stratospherewhere do I need to move?
>>16484742Yeah
>>16484745>6 millionIT'S ANNUDAH SHOAH
>blue-purple spark colors instead of the red-violet colors in re-entryIt's gonna burn through isn't it
An historic mission
>>16484745>he thinks any of us are real and not just botslmao
>>16484750east Africa
burnthrough spotted.
>>16484759Historically SHIT
o shit it burnin
Uh oh that steel doesn't look good
UH OH
no camera on the upper flaps?
>>16484759>an
>>16484769it does that for style
>>16484767Holy shitTHIS IS A SAFETY HAZARD TO THE ISS. FAA SHUT IT DOWN
>>16484767That's crazy.
there's a new gasflow visible between one of the flap hingesexpect burnthrough.
the blood on our hands is the wine
SCIENCEBROSWTF ARE THESE COLORS?
>>16484774There's one on each.
>>16484764fuck, I think I'll pass. they didn't get very far tho
GET THE WATER NIGGA
>>16484691why are you watching someone who committed matricide
What the fuck are the cameras made of that they're this durable
clouds visible belowthe sun is rising
>>16484783the atmosphere is having gay sex with the ship
Colours so pretty
>>16484783anime magic powers
that ridiculous AoA
CLOUDS
>>16484789dolomite
>>16484767these are clouds from the launch exhaust, not the starship itself...
>>16484784but they're one showing the bottom two
>>16484783>IS THAT OXIDIZED STAINLESS STEEL HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEwhat did HP mean by this?
>>16484773THE HULL IS BUCKLING
That thing is going to melt.
>>16484783Space is gay.
>>16484796This is the test to do a full orbit into FAA collision
>>16484796She has only tiny wings and the reentry is unnaturally steep
>>16484691Based Asmon enjoyer I am also watching his watchalong
disintegration incoming
>>16484804When you see nothing but flap that's a top flap
>the vehicle is trans-sonic
>GREEN plasmabros...
>>16484821oh then it's going way better than I expected
>It's clearly going to blow-up Is this the most unsuccessful flight from SpaceX yet? What went wrong?
please land in india and blow up some random people
Musk needs to drop this Starship nonsense and go save those astronauts that Boeing abandoned
the sides look kinda melty
the hull looks deformed
Is that warping?
IT WILL PIERCE THROUGH THESE MILKY CLOUDS
>>16484839Not as bad as last time though.
>not expecting to recover the vehicle????
>>16484846YOUR STARSHIP IS THE STARSHIP THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>16484850It isn't landing on the tower this flight and has zero landing legs
BURNTHROUGH
>That brief burning through
Looks like burn-through on the side, or a crack. Not just soot, you can see light around the curves of it
flaps starting to eat shit again
EXTERNAL TEMPS DROPPINGSHE'S GONNA MAKE IT
uh oh
>>16484850It's just dead weight after it crashes.
bit of burnthrough at the flap tip now
>molten flaps
>>16484853DRILL TO HEAVEN WITH YOUR XXX!!!
SpaceX is run like some sort of WWII-era US company that was forced by the govt. to go all in on industrialization and efficient output. Very interesting way to run a company. I like it, wonder if it’s sustainable though
here comes the sun dodododooo
>higher AoA >Top of the forward flaps now burn through Should've expected that tbdesu
>>16484859fuck
THIS IS FLAPPY THE PLASMA EATER PLEASE ANONS, SEND HIM YOUR ENERGY
the colours what do they mean
>>16484783
We good???
>>16484886different stainless annealing temps
>>16484886that it got hot there
NI-
>>16484886it's just what happens to steel. Excepted and will be kino when starships start getting reused a handful of times.
>>16484901OH N-
>flaps are gonna be a little more aggressiveStarship is going to do the Trump dance with her wings!
LITTLE BIT OF SPICE ON THE FLAPS
>>16484893good-ish
>>16484901SHES FUCKED!!
we're through the worst of it now, it's probably going to make it to at least the flip maneuver newfags.
>>16484886thermal tempering
>>16484901Reminder the forward flaps for the next flight aren't in the reentry heating path at all
>>16484893less burn than both previous flights
OH NO FLAPS ARE FINISHED
imagine the environmental damage to just leave this fuck ass big rocket in the sea
>>16484901>>16484903>>16484904grounded
>>16484912Better than the last two times somehow. Even though they did nothing but make it harder.
The negligible soot is so fascinating. And the rainbow steel due to heating is cool.Falcons get black with use over time; Starships go unicorn spectral
>>16484923True, but I feel like the ideal amount would be zero.
>>16484936They fish them out afterwards.
why don't they just slow down before reentry?
>>16484936retard
>>16484886nm scale oxide layers on steel interacting with light
views are kino
>already subsonic
HERE WE GO BOYS
FUCKING EPIC
kino view
>>16484940because no rp-1
>>16484936It's literally just a hunk of iron.All the fuel will have been burned up.
stop shaking please
>>16484936Environmentalists deliberately sink stainless steel ships in the ocean every once in a while to give ocean critters a safe habitat from bigger predators
MOMS FLAPS FUNCTIONAL
>>16484942>>16484957what if hey hit a whale?
Nose first?
>>16484944atmosphere is free
It explodes. Cap it
sea of low clouds wow
>anons want to get on board on this
here we go
>>16484961I CAN'T
>>16484967the whale deserved it.
>>16484967Then the bottom feeders will be eating well that day.
>>16484967roasted whale
damn that was tight
SHE MADE IT
simply beautiful
Kino.
THERE'S A SHIP THERE
>snapped in halfrip
Fuck yeah
Very cool
holy shit these views are awesome
*pop*
kino
LOOOOOL that was fucking awesome
grilled fish
SHOW US THE NANNER
>ship survived, booster catch abortedok
>>16485006Seeing it pass through the cloud layers blew my mind
fuckin beaut
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
SPECTACULAR
>>16485011I HATE THIS ORANGE CHEETO FASCIST
>>16485018overall a solid 8/10 test
i-is banana-chan ok?
>Awkward pause
That was a massive failure, it touched the water with an angle, it's so over for Elon.
Be sure t-
what are they hiding in there?
cute staring at the camera. I would have sex with both of them
So why did they abort booster catch?
DELICIOUS SALTY GRILLED BANANA
no thoughts, head empty
REUSE BROS?
>>16485035/R/ing gif of those awkward smiles
more successful than microsoft flight simulator 2024
it's going to be 8 months until flight 7
>>16485028Why do trumpers do this weird "Pretend to be the other side getting mad" LARP?
>>16485033definitely. they really slammed ship if for the landing, which it nailed, and no burn throughs
i want to kiss face
>>16485043I wanna see a banana in each of their asses
>spacex on xi hate this timeline
>>16485044The Raptors didn't pooosh as much as they should have. Low apogee
>>16485037if you weren't a newfag you'd know it intentionally touches down at an angle to make the inevitable tipover less violent.
>>16485048...
>>16485044Nothing official but the Comms on the tower were damaged during lift off
>>16485044elon hasn't posted since launch so who knowswe'll see when gets around to posting again
>>16485048>>16485053>I so pale...
>>16485028
>>16485065What's the problem?
>>16485041our rocket waifus
>>16485061When supply can't meet demand, you create your own supply.
>>16485061You're right. A real leftist would have called him a christofascist nazi
nothing more attractive than a smart woman, I swear
>>164850608 days>>16485064>banana inside shipthe anime artwork could get a little lewed. hopefully
>>16485067Is this your latest cope?
Women are scary
>>16485078It's so ironic, I remember the left doing the same thing over Obama.
>>16485060TWO WEEKS
>>16485084>8 daysFAA needs at least a month to think about the first Gen2 Starship and you know it
>>16485082Only thing hotter than a smart woman? A smart woman with a gun.
>>16485018newfag here, is that normal?
>>16483758these renders are so fucking cringe
can't believe they left us hanging on the banana saga
WHEN IFT-7 I NEED IT NOW OR I'M GONNA KMS
>>16485011I LOVE THIS ORANGE CHEETO FASCIST
>>16485095SpaceX might need a couple more months to stop regressing with the booster
>>16485098This is only the second time they have tried. It landed on the tower last time, this time they didn't
>>16485093The double V ahegaoed pose
>>16485093damn she got fat
>>16485098flight 4 to 5 was a huge leap, flight 5 to 6 was a side-step
>>16485091>the leftdo americans really
>>16485098The booster and the tower have to meet specific requirements in order for the booster catch to be ok'd. Something was wrong with one of them and it will be just a matter of time before we find out.
>>16485112What does the double v mean?What is she trying to tell us?
>>16485098This is the first time they've had to abort booster catch but they've only tried it once before. Ship has survived three times though the first time had the flaps get absolutely shredded by plasma.
>>16485107It is Drumpf's fault. If he wasn't there the booster would have gaan for the tower
>>16485095their thoughts will start to move a the speed of...thought
>>16485111is the ship surviving a milestone or normal?
So, are they trying to get Starship from the ocean? I read here talks about SpaceX maybe working with Australia to that end
Is the CH4 tank going to explode or not lol
>>16485130they didn't detonate the FTS on camera that we could see so it's possible
>>16485095FAA will be flushed in two months anyhow.
>>16485124>the first time had the flaps get absolutely shredded by plasma.I thought this was a design flaw, I'm amazed that they actually fixed it (mostly) this time
>>16485124Jesus how fast was it going?
>>16485095FAA is getting deleted in two weeks
>>16485124kino
>>16485136There is no way roasted explosives can be towed safely.
>>16485138Husk is already being exiled for this failure
>>16485143three fiddy miles an hour
>>16485143it's literally in the webm, lower right corner
>>16485128Normal.
i often forget elon's a fucking autisti wonder how annoying he is around trump
>>1648514420 jan.
>>16485128this is the third time a ship survives re-entry mostly intact
I thought they were going to divebomb it. They barely pointed the nose down.
>elon still hasn't said a wordBros is he ok...
>>16485154Musk today took a picture of him with trump, but trump didnt have his hairpiece on. Musk confirmed dead.
>>16485144UNREGULATEDSPACEFLIGHT
>>16485161It was already at a sharper angle than they needed so it was just a test of how far they could push it.
k what'd I miss?
what now?
>>16485176starship dood
>>16485176Wait a few days then a few weeks
>>16485175NothingNothing ever happens
So the booster was intentionally sent on a faster descent than previously, and the engines couldn't slow it down enough, is that right?
I thought Ship wouldn't survive after seen a lot spark in early reetry and body deformed, but amazing it survived.
>>16485183It did slow and splashed down tho
>>16485176Starlink deployment and Starship landing, and then once that is done, S2S refueling
>>164851761000 more launches and then a POC on the moon.
>>16485186Yes, but it may not have looked acceptable before relighting.
>>16485123Usually it means "It hath cometh."
>>16485154hIs mInD iS aStoRm pEoPlE donT kNOW!!
>>16485193Even with this, the flight just felt mundane and pedestrian. Do I dare say Starship flights already managed to reach the boredom stage?
>>16485196Probably, they did say all conditions had to be perfect for a catch
>>16485167That wasn't Musk, but someone else in front of them.(He was cut from the picture for whatever reason.)
Yep, the booster was coming down too fast. At least we know it's not a serious fault.
>>16485154Trump does seem to be sick of him already. I worry the Musk is pushing his luck and will burn the relationship before Trump is even president again.
>>16485203Same feeling here. The most exciting part was flap-chan getting a little toasty, and even that was a complete 5-second nothingburger. Crazy.
>>16485186It splashed noticeably faster than the tower catch.
>>16485203>the bordoooooom poster
>>16485154i bet the dude can't stand him lmao>>16485200i have the same type of autism musk has and i can guarantee you that you faggots will never understand our thought processes
>>16485088no it's something we've seen with literally every splashdown.i know you're trolling but it really is true.
>>16484967What are the odds of that?
>>16485215Boredom is good, bro. One day, shit like this will be as routine as airplane flights.
>>16485203>>16485212Then leave, fucking normalfag zoomers.
>>16485215Boredom is the opposite of doom, it just means they're doing things so well that it's not exciting. Falcon launches are already trainspotting tier, these still have some novelty but they'll get ordinary in no time once they figure out the last kinks
>>16485203you must be fun at parties
>>16484967Star Trek 4 becomes real
>>16485224No argument there.
>>16485193How the fuck are astronauts who've spent months on Mars supposed to survive this?
>>16485216>h-he's just like meAn insufferable little faggot? That's too bad.
>>16485240So what is your reason? Daddy issues? Too much pride? Maybe jealousy?
>>16485216>i have the same type of autism musk has and i can guarantee you that you faggots will never understand our thought processesuh I have ass burgers too but that quote is ungodly levels of cringe
>>16485237They will have readjusted to 1g on the trip back.
>>16485237Is it even that many Gs? They'll be sitting at the tip which doesn't move that much, it just swivels around
>>16485227upvoted
>>16485237Hold on to dear life and hope for the best basically, they'll land on a hospital if everything goes well
>>16485237That's what the 1G spin station is for.
>>16485167
>>16485203only if you're a low attention span zoomeri still think every starship launch is surpremely interesting, even just the liftoff.
>>1648522150/50
>>16485255LMAO
>>16485237TRT and weight lifting
>>16485246assburgers don't give a shit about what's cringe and what's not.this is what i mean, musk is perfectly aware of what the average person considers to be cringe, he just doesn't give a fuck and goes with his own definition instead, as all real autists do.
>>16485255They most likely threw the guy who shared that picture out of the plane.
>>16485237You have to be really stupid to think this can be a manned spacecraft (btw no abort system)
>>16485255Is Diet Coke based, /sci/?
>>16485255should've gotten implanted hair like musk instead, old boomer dipshit.
>>16485273>no abort systemThey have one, lighting all the 6 raptors at once and get it away from the booster.
>>16485221Demonstrably low enough that big government bureaucrats were happy enough to allow the launch.
>>16485255kek
>>16485276I've never seen a thin guy drink it.
>>16485255Why is this so blurry? Everybody now has high end camera's in their smartphone, but this shit looks like it was taken by a 20 year old digital camera. I call bullshit, i know trump has a wig, but i dont think his team is stupid enough to a picture of him without it.
>>16485255>someone get this motherfucker away from me before i deport him from this plane myself
>>16485272I wonder if they shot him first
>>16485255Trump looks sad and melancholic... I guess he wasn't unaffected by this failure of a flight. I can see his mind flooded with thoughts like "why am I even next to this con artist"
>>16485246it's true thoughand here on the internet i can just say it without a care in the world>>16485266>assburgers don't give a shit about what's cringe and what's not.false, some of us know exactly when something is acceptable or not (although sometimes it takes a bit of self-reflection to come to understand)
>>16485291Why would someone do that?
>>16485291for you.
>>16485285>but this shit looks like it was taken by a 20 year old digital cameraIt was taken by the Speaker of the House, so that's not entirely outside the realm of possibility (can't find the uncropped photo right now).
>>16485296Wise guy, huh? At least you can reply.
>>16485260I'm gonna need to see your calculations for that. With data.
>>16485276don't worry, he'll keep drinking that garbage
>>16485278Yeah thats slow as fuck, and what about a starships engine failing?
>>16485237>implying anyone going to Mars would even want to come back
>>16485255great, i love it
>>16485276yeah, saves on calories so you can add more vodka
>>16485337>brown soda and white liquorThat's the bad kind of color mixing.
>でも何か、あんまりにも人の批判をしすぎのも良くないけど>ニュース書いてる人だけどニュース書いてるだけじゃないからな>本当の事書いてよwtf this banana is based
>>16485276You order diet Coke. That's a joke, right?
>>16485295>know>give a shitthese are two different thingsi'm very aware of what most normalfags see as the norm.i just disagree with it and think that a majority of it is monkey behaviour, i can hardly see most of it as human because it doesn't come from human intellect, just fear of becoming an outcast which is an instinctual response from long before man invented fire.
>>16485363true, i agree wholeheartedly
>>16485357Nah m8 this is my go-to.
>>16485353thats a man though
>>16485255Elon getting to close to politics is bad. His autistic ass is an asset when it comes to SpaceX, but the politics world is too ruthless for his naive ass. If he doesn't get backstabbed first, he'll slam the door himself after 10 months as this world can't work with two egos the size of a sun. Only one remains.
>>16485344its pretty much the only kind im in favor of desu
>>16485368*SODA SLOP
>>16485353When was she talking about this?
>>16485371Doesn't help that the MSM seems to be doing its best to be driving a wedge between them.
>>16485386lol, shouldn't you have learned by now to ignore the MSMits pure propaganda, extremely biased and very often pure lying
>>16485384about -17:00 from now
>>16485386they're both big guys
>>16485370ok well this banana man is based
>>16485176Next will be using the next gen vehicle try to catch booster then try to catch catch upper on 8, on 9 dummy load, 10 starlink launch, 11 refuel test by the end of 2025, 12 will putting up a refueler at the very end of 2025 is the official "plan" 2026 is the target for the unmanned mars shot and moon crap. 2028 is the possible mars shot but most likely multiple landing of starship with gear
>>16485198I thought it meant double in the vagina.
>>16485408>2028 is the possible mars shotIs there a Martian habitat program to support this?
Love me some Dr Pepper
>>164854089 won't be a dummy load, dummy loads are retarded and waste time and resources. 9 will have Starlinks. 10 will try to land the ship. 11&12 will be the refueling launches. Assuming all of those launches don't have any failures
>>16485415Nasa have run some pretty long ones. might even still be going. people inside a habitat going about a daily routine as if on the surface for 6-12 months last i looked into it.
>>16485417Based
>>16485276I prefer coke zero.
>>16484592It would have exploded on the tower, killing Trump. Future people changed the timeline again.
>>16485285It's not a wig, but it's very thin. It's just brushed the wrong way thereWhy they fuck would a wig wearing man take it off in the middle of the day with other people around?
>>16485470still unstumped
>>16485344vodka is colorless tho
>>16485497Spacenerds, try constructing this
>>164854018U
>>16485420>IFT-7 - Full orbital insertion >IFT-8 - Payload test using starlinks>IFT-9 - Toss up between attempted landings on an Australian Pad and the start of the prop transfer campaign.
thanks op for making the thread. I was busy at work
>>16485519I'm br*tish try again
>>16484783>WTF ARE THESE COLORS?stuff outside of the ship = plasmathe ship's warped rainbow color = iridescence
>>16485561np man, was happy to do it
>>16482724Ah yeah, did he do a stream today? How bad was it?
>>16485318what about the abort engine failing? newsflash: you cant abort on the Moon or Mars. astronauts are test pilots, they know the risks. normalize death
>>16484294all this and you'll still never be a woman
>>16484594unfathomably based post
>>16485687>you cant abort on the MoonApollo 14 had to bypass their flight computer because it kept sending the abort signal, which would actually abort a lunar landing.
>>16485687“aborting” on the moon with a manned spacecraft = simply flying awayIf you want added security: hypergolic engines basically never fail
>>16485793This would be good with any other spacecraft, but the problem with the Starship is that it's too big to have any practical abort system. That's partially why SpaceX is going so hard into reliability. After all, your commercial jetliner also doesn't have an abort system.
>>16485285>Why is this so blurry?Probably depends on how the photo was originally sent or where it was uploaded. For example WhatsApp downgrades the size and quality of every image you send by default. I think this can be disabled in settings but I doubt a boomer would know how to do that, most people aren't even aware it's an option.
why is this thread still pinned
>>16483223I figured it out
>>16485822mods keyboard underwent RUDLMAO
>>16485886dont laugh
I wonder how many people are celebrating due to TDS / EDS and how many are enraged at Thunderf00t getting a win. How many people aren’t into celebrity drama and who just care about Starship?
>>16485987Honestly I still don't see this as a win for Thunderf00t. Not that I cared to begin with, he's just the amusing after show, once everything has concluded for me.
>>16483110>eloquintkek perhaps to you they sound eloquent
>>16485082>>16485097You're both faggots
Is banan ok?Where is banan?
>>16486351taking a well earned vacation in Australia before headed back to starbase for an interview before ITF-7
>>16485987the only reason to look at Phil (and others lolcows for that matter) is to see him cope and seethe, besides that no one should really gaf
>>16486469yeah, eventually it just becomes like staring at car wrecks for too long.
6/6 muskrats
>>16483376mpv --no-border my brother
>>16483427it works on windows as well if you have mpv installed
>>16486725>mpv installedsounds like having a sexually transmitted disease
>>16484936Reminder that throwing nuclear waste in the ocean is the safest possible method of disposal.
>>16483871that's wrong, I thinkit might be the heaviest though
>>16484850they're ditching it in the waters off australia and don't have permission to bring it inI think they're working on that or trying to bring it in to texas and catch it soon>>16485128third time in a row>>16486765it's not that bad
