soon™Previous >>16539884
>>16543091Glass the Earth, demigod war eventually
2 more weeks
new glenn is going to go to orbit before starship
>>16543091looks like we have a clean separation and good ignition. you're well on your way now
>>16543104I hope it does, elon needs a pop in the nose to make him focus on this instead of tweeting about europe. jeff deserves a win too, and I like his ideas on space habitats over toxic dustballs.
>>16543109lol, what pop in the nose? At this point almost every company, besides Blue Origin, has reached orbit.
>>16543120at least BOner has a real rocket instead of a plastic toy like RL
>>16543104You can always tell how desperate the EDS crowd is when they never mention Starship's soft landings, let alone the first stage catch, as though circularizing your orbit is the most technically challenging part of rocketry.
>>16543124its such a very silly line of complaint. wonder what the next silly line will be.
>>16543126chode rocket
What if Jeff launches without telling anyone?
>>16543128I already have it lined up: starship will only be used for starlink / starship will never go to mars.after those fall through I'm going to lean really hard on how "ambitious" the million people on mars by 2050 timeline is.
>>16543132if he was really a transporter he'd never tell anyone anything
>>16543133i just treat them all as trolls and entertainment at this point. once social media tells them to get angry about someone or something else they will simply melt away vanish while the rocket carries on regardless.
why is this thread always the most popular thread here
>>16543138its the high quality of posts and their uniformly penetrating level of knowledge and insight.
>>16543138/sci/ stands for Space and Cosmos Institution.
>>16543138It's a topic where stuff actually happens.
I remember when the propaganda line was:>tiles are never going to work!
>>16543144tiles are still a temporary solution
>>16543138/sfg/ is the only worthwhile thing on this board.
>>16543138/sci/ stands for /sfg/ cand ifriends
>>16543145"Temporary" could mean many years. We see that they work, but the reusability part is still the unknown. On the other hand, they have yet to test the active cooling and if it succeeds, it's going to take a lot of time for them to change the design and put it into production.
ablative crew members
>>16543144Qué lindo perrito, ¿no tenía Elon uno así?
I really wish Musk would focus on his space thing instead of making a laughingstock of himself in video games or politics. I'm all for Starship on Mars but holy fuck the PoE2 thing is just pathetic.
>>16543157I agree, but the being salty about video games thing just tells me you're bad at them. If you were among the best in the world at anything, you'd understand where he's coming from.
>>16543157You're right, I need to get back to Grandia tonight.
>>16543157asbergers flare up in old age or something
>>16543167The problem is it makes literally all his claims ever questionable.
Why is Elon such a retard
>>16543157Without his narcissism, insecurity, and need for validation and attention, he probably wouldn't be doing the space stuff either. So you gotta take the good with the bad
>>16543144>a single lost tile means the death of Starshipor>HLS requires 17 refuelings
>>16543157>the PoE2 thingWhat is the issue with Elon play Path of Exile 2, is the playerbase seething at him outperforming them?
>>16543183no the player base laughing their asses off at his attempt to hide the fact he paid Ching Chong Boosting Co. to boost his account and that he doesn't know how to do anything at all in the game
>>16543183No he undeniably fucked up and showed on stream that he knows nothing about the game where he's supposedly one of the top players. Making all his previous claims probably bullshit too. Just search it on youtube.
>>16543138We have the best memes
>>16543184The best part is it also makes his Diablo crap 100% bullshit since games are so similar. He was lying the entire time.
For those interested the roster poll is up >>16543187
>>16543190I wonder if he even beat Deus Ex, one of his favorite games, without being scummy>like me lol I just max the pistol and run speed and hop around shooting everything
sfg - Smearing Felon's Gaming
>>16543218I fuck with starbase’s future-utilitarian vibe
>>16543157Elon Musk is taking exactly every correct action to get us to Mars. The fact that you don't think a superintelligence's actions are logically are completely irrelevant. Everything he has done, however illogical, nonsensical, or even stupid, are perfectly executed for the sole purpose of making humanity multiplanetary. He has never made a wrong move. Your world model is incapable of comprehending
>>16543202ok but bunnyhopping around with the dragon tooth sword is fun even if it's OP
>>16543197based
Musk is no Bob Page
reminder there are people in space every day and nobody cares
>>16543229
>>16543229Normies dont care but normies also don’t know much.Anyone who knows even a little bit about the ISS and how it has been continuously manned cares about the ISS being decommissioned and whether or not that record will stand. Tiangong isn’t permanently crewed so if ISS dies without a replacement and China / Russia haven’t gotten to permanent presence in space yet, that record will end. And people care about that, I think
>>16543221Elon shut up and focus on the rockets.
>>16543229There are people and space stations in space for decades. Why would anyone still care?
>>16543229I think about it often, and I think it's pretty neat.
https://x.com/Digantarahq/status/1878249521072746871>Captured at 6:17 AM IST: SpaDeX-A & SpaDeX-B have merged into a single blurb on our sensors! Thrilling moments ahead as we anticipate the docking in a few minutes!!https://x.com/isro/status/1878242788351115462>SpaDeX satellites holding position at 15m, capturing stunning photos and videos of each other! https://x.com/isro/status/1878254580825497776>A trial attempt to reach up to 15 m and further to 3 m is done. Moving back spacecrafts to safe distance. The docking process will be done after analysing data further. Stay tuned for updates.https://x.com/Astro_Neel/status/1878257463977451955>Certainly not today. And depending upon the overhead passes and its overlap with the ground stations, it could be anywhere from a few days to a few weeks from now.
Blue Origin First New Glenn Rocket Launch Countdownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjeaQklsW0Y
Listen up, I got an idea, what if we put new shepard on top of new glenn, can we make it to the Moon before Elon?
For the first couple dozen F9 landing attempts, spacex made it clear in their webcasts and website that it was an 'attempt' and might not work. Doesn't seem like BO is saying that? they're confident?
>nu glenn explodes shortly after lauch>/sfg/
>>16543259yeah basically, it would be fucking hilarious
>>16543257they're more confident than spacex was on their first attempt because nobody knew if what spacex were attempting was even possible or what difficulties might be encountered. BO have the advantage of years of demonstrations and some of the failure modes that can be encountered (plus being able to pluck some vets from spacex who worked on falcon)
>>16543259Nah I want all of them to succeed. China and EU too. The more competition the better.
>new scott>no one posts linkIt's sad being the last space flight enjoyer left
>>16543220Pure engineering. God's laws given form. Beautiful in the same way nature is.
reminder to never drink the koolaid
FLT 7 delayed to Wednesdayhttps://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=starship-flight-7
>>16543289ENOUGH
>>16543233>the ISS is being decommissioned?>there's people on the ISS all the time?>China has a space station???
>>16543289
>>16543278then post it. I havent seen a new scott unless you mean his last december recap
>>16543289Reminder that the weather's shit in the middle of next week and this will probably end up NET Friday.
>starship delayed>elon exposed as a fake gamerHE WON
>>16543289At this point it's a competition between Nuglin and Starshit to see which one gets delayed the most...
>>16543267>The more competition the better>The thinner the margins and the less capital available for innovation the better Huh?
>>16543267I don't care if US wins.I just need China, Russia and Europe to lose.
>>16543267>The more competition the better.reddit moment
>>16543296Thunderchads... we won
>>16543219over...
>>16543296watch out how after new glenn flies, he's not gonna upload one single video about blue origin. no sir, just more spacex and musk deboonking. 100% guaranteed.
>>16543315if NG is a success and they stick the landing, he'll make a video about how this will change the industry and kill off potential commercial starship launches
>>16543296everyone hates musk because of his h1b faggotry expect the spacex workers to start engaging in sabotage since they know they're going to be replaced with jeets soon anyway
>>16543324>h1b faggotryThe what?
>>16543259If it succeeds, good.If it explodes, lmao
>>16543289>inb4 Now targeting Monday, January 20 for the seventh test flight of Starship
>>16543291ketamine psychosis
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1878290751617958153>There will probably be another 10m added to the Starship stack before we increase diameterthat's less than the additional length of starship v3 over v2. 15m+ diameter starships in our lifetime
>>16543345relax elon
>>16543345Any Elon-esque translator here? When he talks about increasing the diameter, do you think he means that as if he's talking about the next immediate step to follow after lengthening the rocket, i.e. Starship v4, or more like just future plans and vague ideas, similar to that time when he mentioned the possibility of 18m-wide Starships?
>>16543124you can't expect too muchbeing anti-Starship means being delusional and retarded
>>16543138we have slightly fewer retards and schizos than all the other threads (only 99.6%)
>>16543357They can't do an 18m wide ship with the current over-the-road setup they have. They'll either need a direct line from factory to tower with no roads or start using barges.
>>16543157I think it's clear that Elon is sufficiently productive and doesn't need encouragement in that regard from cartoon-attracted persons who have never seen a vagina.
>>16543244add a red mark at the point in the mission where new glenn explodes (multiple marks if you think there will be more than one)whoever gets closest is the winner
>>16543362>over-the-road setupSurely that's quite a trivial thing to solve, literally just put more pavement and make the road wider, this would an easy task for SpaceX, the company that is trying to colonize fucking Mars.>inb4 it's not that easy in road-ry
>>16543363He's the kind of person that will take millions of people laughing at him on youtube very seriously LOL.
>>16543345https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1877608159549727209
>>16543376you dont get to space cruise liners without large destinations waiting for them first. build the colony. the cruise liners will follow.
>>16543367muh easement
>>16543377You can't ignore my girth (18m)
>>16543376He's getting dangerously redpilled on fatter starship.
>>1654337790% of tourists won't want to leave LEO because all other transit times are too long.9% of the remainder will be okay with doing a lunar flyby.The last 1% are psychopaths and would be better off being hired as long-haul employees.
>>16543386>average cruise duration is 1-2 weeksi thought people spend longer on them, but i guess not. leo or lunar flyby it is...
where Body Odour stream
>>16543391fucking delayed
>>16543392AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
save us rocketlab
GAME OVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coveMXl1M3A
>>16543184The playerbase can't handle Elon outperforming them and is accusing him of pay to win?
>>16543403No dude he is quite literally using chink slaves to farm his account and play for him while he comments on stream. It's so cringe.
>>16543399>80m wide>1000 tonshockey puck penis
>>16543403Elon just stop this is pathetic to the max.
>>16543362>They can't do an 18m wide ship with the current over-the-road setup they have.But they could do 12m tanks with the existing 9m engine section on Super Heavy and continue using their existing infrastructure.
>>16543396They can make the rocket wider, but they can't make the propellant tanks taller.
>>16543362there are documents out there submitted by spacex to cameron county/the FAA stating they would be willing to at least partially fund a widening of highway 4 an additional two lanes. Also, it's likely that by the time a starship v4 is in testing, the majority of construction and launching is done from Florida for operational vehicles simply due to land requirements to have all the factories and launchpads required to sustain 100+ starship flights a year
>>16543396>>16543399>chonky starship scrubs seconds before launch>entire world runs out of methane and lox
>>16543404Retard couldn't even check fucking wiki or something before the stream so he at least knows the basics.
>>16543412Fuck Florida, Elon should stick to launch solely from Boca Chica, where he owns the whole facility and isn't subject to any whims from politici*ns or oldspace. He only has to fill the fuck out of those wetlands and there, thousands upon thousands of more square meters ready to use.
>>16543138The question is why is this thread always surrounded by garbage
>>16543425it used to be really good before it was a general, then got really bad after the elections, then got extra super duper bad after starship launch 5, then died when elon went on his christmas ketamine binge pajeet shilling rampage
>>16543418with how cozy spacex are getting with space force (see USSF overturning the coastal commission's decision to not approve additional launches from vandenberg), additional launches from the cape should be pushed through pretty easily as long as starshield sats and national security assets are put up on starship
>>16543399save me a click, is it clickbait?
>>16543411why not
>>16543410hey anon I'm not letting you off the hook for this one this idea is retarded.
>>16543247>New Shepard remains suborbitalDoesn't that defeat the point of launching it on New Glenn?
>>16543446>bot channel thumbnailWhat do you think?
>>16543453Why do you think a rebated engine section is a bad idea? I can see aerodynamics being an issue.
>>16543452Each Raptor can only lift so much mass above it, and you can only pack the Raptors so tightly. With common fuels between all stages and a target payload capacity, this sets the upper bound for how tall the fuel stack above the first stage can be.
We USED to think bighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unq6JNLvcHo&ab_channel=Hazegrayart
>>16543470the last one of those thats even realistic is boeings 1976 space freighter which is basically starship.
>>16543481Yeah but it's over 400t to orbit and it would have existed in the 80s. Also sea dragon is the biggest realistic rocket
>>16543289Fuckin kill me now PLEASE
>>16543339Is that a thing? i think i had a mushroom psychosis but didnt hit hard till months after the trip
>>16543407Say that again 8 times fast
>>16543259Booster reentry is the most likely point of failure.
>>16543428It's literally>EDS sufferers cant stop seething and malding
even his biographer is now saying he's cooked. and Isaacson typically has been on the musk side of matters.
>>16543508fuck off newfag
>>16543366For me, its>Booster slams into the ocean after losing control>Second stage performs flawlessly on stream. Then in the coming hours info starts to trickle out of some problem, some underperformance and lower orbit, a leak, payload doesn't separate etc
>>16543487Yeah. A Google Deepmind guy recently killed himself because of Ketamine psychosis.
>>16543518no one mentions this ketamine run-in except his fucking suicide note. and that he thought ketamine was safer than psilocybin? retarded. pisses me off ketamine and mdma are getting early approvals over shrooms, though i wouldnt recomend to anyone except as a last resort
>>16543157I spent 40 hours playing balatro just this week
https://x.com/ShanaDiez/status/1877933927840497911>Flight 7 full tanking test (wet dress rehearsal) complete tonight. Lots learned and lots of data to work through this weekend. But only a few things left before flight test. Starship V2 wants to fly!
>>16543508this
> Team Blue crying they're the real victims here.
Just look for the expanding fireball of debris.
The difference with the sleek Raptor 3. Evolution in Action.
>>16543091One day, there will be a city on the Falkland islands
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1878263480513413471
>>16543544>Average American WomanI just realised Blue doesn't really have a 'mascot'. SpaceX can compare against Starman. I think Rocket Lab used Peter Beck once
>>16543560They should use Bezos' boglina wife
FORTNITE BATTLEPASS
>>16543557>teeheehee, I'm so quirky and random.>Please mistake my sociopathic behavior for autism!Does anyone still buy this pathetic act?>>16543560Maybe BOo from Blue's Clues?
>>16543557Elon is so based and quirky lol
>>16543570you are deranged (Elon Deranged to be exact)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuo8zcCY8Y>TESTING COMPLETE! Starship Tested & Destacked Before Flight 7 | SpaceX Boca Chica
>>16543091i just woke up!! i am so excited to watch the polaris dawn mission today!
>NET is the abbreviation of the year 2025
Why doesn't the Falcon 9 upper stage have a name?!
>>16543516Seems reasonable. I would say 50% it gets to orbit, and 10% first stage lands intact (and that's only because they probably hired a shitload of ex-SpaceXer that already did it)
>>16543585Um, what?
>>16543292>the shuttle is still going to the moon, right?
>>16543360there's a reason moot named it /sci/, because you can't spell schizo without sci
>>16543516I would be surprised if they mess it up desu they got a LOT of help with the deep throttling of BE-4 from AFRL. Of course there's a million things that *can* potentially go wrong but they have the hardest part solved.
>>16543324SpaceX? Doubtful. Tesla? Quite possible.>>16543418Why is this one not on the same axis?
>>16543465ergo you get big chungus
>>16543366I'm just gonna say second stage decides it doesn't want to fly upward, no explosion. (aside from FTS or ocean intercept)Not going to stay up for it though, I'll catch the rewind in the morning before I leave for work.
>>16543540
>>16543600those launch sites are in a straighter line than the coast they're next to, seems pretty impressive to me
I want to build an expansive rail network on Mars connecting all the colonies.
>>16543618that's not hard at all considering there are currently around 0 colonies on mars
>>16543619>he doesn't know
>>16543540Lmao
>>16543600>Why is this one not on the same axis?It is. The launch tower thing is on rails and moves away from the rocket
>>16543623BONUS: How far we've fallen>The 209-foot-tall mobile service tower on Pad 39-A of Space Launch Complex 36 on Cape Canaveral Air Force Station careens to the left after 122 pounds of explosives eliminated the base. The tower is one of two that were identified for demolition. >Complex 36 hosted many historic missions over the years including Surveyor, Mariner, Pioneer 10 and 11, Pioneer Venus spacecraft included an orbiter and a set of probes that were dispatched to the surface.
>>16543623>railsSounds very Soviet.
>>16543593all the time
>>16543625but anon, we don't have the technology for reusable mobile service towers
I am sick to death of all these false-colour images being shared in normie spaces. Rainbow Mercury, radioactive Io, blue-streak Enceladus, clear Titan, deep-blue Neptune. I am so sick of them. But the worst has to be orange Venus.
>>16543638NASA continuously sews the seeds of conspiracy which will be their own undoing by publishing false color and composite images without clearly explaining what they are and how they were produced. They give conspiritards the ammunition they need to label NASA as liars publishing fake photographs. This is starting to become a PR crisis which will ultimately lead to the elimination of NASA funding.
>>16543638who cares. The point of these images is to attract normies who don't know any better. Even if they forget about it 10 seconds later, it's still better than nothing. In the future they may think just a little bit more positively about space.
>>16543650I don't want normies to think or care about space. I want normies to stay the fuck on Earth.Imagine if we colonise Alpha Centauri, bringing only the explorers and thinkers and creating a population of geniuses. Only the best of us should be allowed to leave Earth.
>>16543628>Columbia, the one shuttle infamous for being too fat to even reach the ISS
>>16543650This is the kind of short sighted thinking that sabotages NASA.
Video from a braindead SLS enjoyer who even quotes Richard Shelby as the voice of reasonI couldn't finish it, but apparently spending $4 billion per launch is just the cheapest way to get to spacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGZ5fg2Vja4
>>16543657>The Mars Cult>biggest problem>communityFrom the title alone, I can tell that the author is a dumb faggot with EDS.
>>16543588Why would it? It's not a government pork program that has to have a name.
>>16543654perhaps that was the joke? it was a great sequence to watch.
>>16543651>I don't want normies to think or care about space.are you retarded? Consider for a moment why NASA's budget has been falling for basically half a century now. Funny how it was at it's peak when Americans were obsessed with landing on the moon, isn't it? Publicity is good, just because you want to remain an elitist faggot won't change that simple fact.>I want normies to stay the fuck on Earth.and they will. The difference is whether they will hinder us or not. I hope you can understand that one day.>>16543655please elaborate
>>16543657did he make this video like 4 years agocuz it seems insanely dated to be released today
>>16543664Who gives a fuck about NASA? What are they doing to get us off-world? Jews have, and never will, care about exploring new lands. NASA is totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
>>16543109Musk only cares about using the government he brought to maximize profits and pardon him for lying to Tesla shareholders. The "I really care about us being interplantary ASAP guy" has always been bullshit same as "I love electric cars because they save the planet" before backing the "drill baby drill" guy.
>>16543668? electric cars exist because self-driving electric cars are needed for mars
>>16543298>he still thinks the free market gives a fuck about space>he still thinks manned fight would ever happen without government funding
>what has the only agency to land people on the moon done to get us off-world
>>16543678he's right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQZbi8HBRcQ>What's new with Flight 7's massively upgraded Starship?!?INSANE NEW VIDEO WOW
>>16543668drilling for oil and using EVs is not contradictory you retard
>>16543298>more competition = less innovationis this that commie faggot making a return?
15 Hours, get hype>15 Hours, get hype15 Hours, get hype>15 Hours, get hype
>>16543682That's crazy.
>>16543687Delayed>DelayedDelayed>Delayed
>>16543682this guy is hella onions
>>16543682Eyewatering
>>16543638>deep-blue Neptunenice try throwing that one in like anyone with a telescope can't tell you that neptune is much bluer than caelus
>>16543725>caelusedgelord detectedd
https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1878455090937319569waiting for a thunderfoot debunk on this
if SpaceX was an old space company, they would not create star link and wouldn't have payloads to launch
>>16543736also they wouldn't have built re-usable rockets and would be seeking cost plus government contracts instead of innovating
>>16543736SpaceX will become an old space company because they will miss out the expendable rocket revolution.
>>16543740well, it would save on all that complicated landing equipment and the inevitable crash landings on land and sea. Just think of how many whales are injured and killed when that happens.
>>16543732He'll just handwave how no one knows refurbishment cost and how actually it's possible they are spending the cost to make a booster on inspections and repairs. Of course any evidence will be based on shittle
God dammit I thought Starship was still on for tomorrow.
>>16543516lol I remember this launch that was silly.
New sloss>Starship flight test 7 on deck, Mobile Launcher-2 "rig and set," and Artemis II stacking continues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7mpMGVjYo
>>16543651Sounds like a good plan for ending up dying from a telephone borne disease.
>>16543782what is he going to do when SLS gets axed
starship needs solid boosters
>>16543788give your reasoning
>>16543682> EveryGay Astronaut openly weeping because he was going to miss another Starship launch.And it's all your fault because he's only one person and has to -- go to California to film a segment on a start-up making a small sat that takes your selfie in space or something.
>>16543788you're probably right but musk will never hear it.
https://x.com/DJSnM/status/1878470474822480233
>>16543791i hate these youtube grifters and hope they all die
>>16543797and again /sfg/ is proven as a leader in space memes
>>16543788self landing SRBs?
>>16543801they fish them out of the water like fairing halves or shuttle srbs
>>16543802i like boosters that dont just fall into the ocean
>>16543804what about boosters falling onto villages
>>16543805so long as it's accurate im ok with that
>>16543788I was about to say Starship needs SRBs like a car needs a kick stage but that was planned for the roadster at one point
>>16543805
>>16543801Wonder if they could have deployable wings large enough to turn into gliders. How much does an SRB that has burnt through its fuel weigh?
>>16543820the weight depends on many things
>>16543787daily updates for spacex moving around tanks and shit, like every other spacetuber
This week, a very special episode of Mars Guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQg6BF7Kpa4
>>16543825Of course but I'm really think of, does the solid fuel consist of 10% of the booster's weight or 90%? Somewhere between? If it's on the higher side, the empty booster might be light enough to work as a glider that can land somewhere rather than fall into the ocean.
https://x.com/BocaChicaGal/status/1878496051763597559>Full stack is back!
>>16543836then it needs landing gear and a guidance system and all that fancy stuff. with all these damn things flying around it would start to look like some kind of megabot turning into half a dozen little super bots. thats crazy
>>16543837just a few years ago this was a beautiful beach full of beetles
>>16543838we should do it specifically for that reason
>>16543842>BeautifulNot really, but today it's still a beach full of beetles, and now there's a launch complex for a really cool rocket behind it.
>>16543843the choreography could be beautiful, you have a good point
>>16543692Not delayed 11 hours now.
>>16543732The only arguments they have against booster reuse is from a former monopoly that barely makes a living selling tanks and launches.And they wanted to reuse the parts they have to pay extra for, 3rd party engines.
if you cant launch in the middle of a snow hurricane like soyuz then you need to go back to the drawing board because this a joke2025 and they're still scared of a light wind
>>16543831muh rovers and "exploration" literally make work memes
11 hours now, landing barge is in position, all is set.https://x.com/SpaceOffshore/status/1878177979974775139Blue Origin bros, today we are eating well.
>>16543850In Soviet Russia You blow wind
>>16543673Why? Just use a dirt bike.
>>16543854there is still plent of time to delay it to the 15th
>>16543854>11 hours nowdeja vu...
>>16543788what kind of SRBs are rapidly re-usable and can be manufactured on Mars with ISRU?please respond
>>16543866well mars is covered in perchlorates which are a common oxidizer for sold rockets
>>16543788The shuttle SRBs cost just as much to make new as refurbishing. It's a stupid idea
>>16543877Much like heat shield tiles, that was a shuttle problem, not a reuse problem.
>>16543878remanufacturing SRBs is always going to be much more expensive than just pumping in liquified gas
>>16543874okay, but what about unsold rockets?
>>16543878Both tiles and SRBs are part of what made up those 'shuttle problems'. Why would you appeal to tiles like they're easily solved when they continue to be the most pernicious problem today?
>>16543229>reminder there are people in space every day and nobody careseveryday no further than ~250 miles from Earth for the past 25 years woooowRemember when we used to travel to the moon? Me neither
>>16543878SRBs are inherently not worth reusing because they're just tubes. Fishing tubes out of the water are a complete waste of time and part of why oldspace can't compete
>>16543890its really too bad that things got stuck in LEO for so long. i guess politicians just had other priorities (that i need not mention here)
>>16543882maybe, but not necessarily as expensive as building a new one. and don't pretend liquid refurbishment is as simple as just filling it up a second time.>>16543885shuttle's only real problems were that it had to carry crew on every flight, and that they were locked into a design before they knew what would be hard to refurbish.
>>16543895>maybe, but not necessarily as expensive as building a new one. and don't pretend liquid refurbishment is as simple as just filling it up a second time.that is the goal, to be about as simple as refilling an airplane would beit wouldn't be refurbishment
Shitty Rocket Boosters
why didn't BO just build a bigger rocket and land back at the launch site ?
>>16543895Liquid reuse has been hard so far because RP1 makes a lot of soot that needs to be cleaned. With methane the ideal is to not do much. SRBs only exist because reuse was impossible so rockets needed a powerful cheap stage to give it a lot more delta v. They're outdated
>>16543904Why didn't they build a bigger rocket and land on the ocean?
One interesting thing about the New Glenn first stage is it can throttle down enough to hover. Which means it should be easier to land than the Falcons first stage
>>16543906why land on a barge that takes a week to drive back to shore spacex only does barges because of limited payload capacity
>>16543895The things that could be reasonably written after "the shuttle's real problems" could fill a library
>>16543909Because that's not a big deal and it's worth the performance increase
https://x.com/OliverNerd7/status/1878510005747667159this somehow seems illegal
>>16543913gas venting has to be done like 4ft above the surface in texas. in states like california is higher, about 12ft or something.
>>16543913>use concrete blocks>cheap step laddersthey are really making space ghetto style again
>>16543919SN16, so this was a while ago
>>16543912There's a huge performance penalty implicit in being a small launch vehicle which you need in order to be reasonably transported over roads
If the booster had legs, would it be able to land on an ocean droneship, or is it too big and heavy?
https://x.com/Blobifie/status/1878470106092818642
>>16543923right so you shouldn't make it worse. Glad we agree
>>16543925ship reuse lol
>>16543925thats a long ass fucking tow
>>16543924>If the booster had legsyou're fired
>>16543924just put a tower on the droneship dummy
>>16543924just put a droneship on the booster dummy
>>16543920nah its fine. you dont need special space blocks or space ladders to get shit done. its good
>>16543924just land it on the leg module instead of the tower. problem solved.
>>16543927Just make a bigger rocket, have better margins and land at the launch pad with less penalty. Then you save on all the logistics of retrieval on top of having better performance. Get rid of the legs while you're at it and you save even more mass that goes right back into margin. But I guess only SpaceX can do things right and everyone else is forced to copy with a 10-20 year lag time
>>16543924You don't need legs to land on a boat
>>16543944>But I guess only SpaceX can do things right and everyone else is forced to copy with a 10-20 year lag timelol you're so fucking gay
>>16543945lol
>>16543947Congratulations on checking your list of things you can say when you don't have any argument
>>16543945this idea is cool plus it's real innovation from china so I want it to work so bad.
>>16543791More importantly, his missing the first flight of New Glenn too. like wtf. Also how can he possibly miss them when they both keep getting pushed back
so how long left until BONG delay?
I am going to bed, send me an Amber alert if the launch gets fucking delayed again
>>16543955sure, for a tikkie
>blue origin is actually going to orbit before starshipI don't feel so good...
more like starshit
>>16543954scrub at t+1so in about 10 hours
this is why mr. musk needs more indians
>>16543963To run his video game accounts?
Musk sisters!We. Have. To. Organize. Our. Cope.for when New Glenn (yuck) reaches orbit flawlessly on first try. Any ideas?
>>16543966Smaller payload, not fully reusable.
>>16543966I'm just gonna ironically doompost until I fall asleep, that always makes me feel better and gets a good chuckle out of me.musksisters, too cocky, etc etc...
>>16543966> SpaceX already has Falcon Heavy which outperforms New Glenn on every metric
Heres how media will frame it>SpaceX rival Blue Origin New Glenn beats Starship to orbitor someshit like that, to keep up the muh billionaire space race narrative that draws clicks/views
>/sfg/ thinks New Glenn is going to have a successful launch tonight
>>16543977>Billionaires like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and... Richard Branson!AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
>>16543979not staying up to watch it but first thing i'll check out a replay. im happy for all rocketry success so here's hoping.
>>16543979well, let me clarify that statement - all rocketry success apart from the Chinese. May all their rip off copies explode on the pad forever.
>>16543951Being a passive agressive little girl means that you have conceded. You don't really have an argument because you don't know anything about building rockets. There could be a lot of loistics reasons why BO have done things the way they have. The you people show up and say why don't they JUST do what I want instead? Using the word JUST basically proves you are on the lowest point of the dunning kruger scale
>>16543979wait, is it gonna be a night landing attempt?? seriously? wtf blue origin, how do you expect to attract more public and normies...
>>16543979I hope they will. Competition is good.
>>16543979>/sfg/ thinksI've been saying they're never making it on the first try for ever now you feckless faggot.
>>16543993robots can see in the dark. its ok.
>>16543991I'm seeing a lot of whining for someone talking about being gay and girly. Somebody doth protest too much.>they have their reasons!!So? Is the launch market going to ask for excuses?
>>16543979I'd be incredibly surprised if the launch fails, BO is all about being unreasonably slow and overcautious
>>16544002you're not /sfg/don't pretend to be him
Are Ariane Cornell and Denisse Aranda hot?
>1AM>not Starshipmeh
>>16544020i call fake. theres no way that tall rocket came out of that little hanger
>>16544020ehhhh...Now BO is eligible for worst space host award
>>16544027at least they ain't minorities
>>16544028Cute minority, like Jessie or that Asian girl, is better than old hag.
I miss Insprucker...
>>16544027where are the men?
>>16544027top one could have a smoking body and is named like a rocket, which is cool. the bottom one looks ok, and im a sucker for brunettes, but shes wearing some kind of occult symbol around her neck. But again, theres a good chance of a visually pleasing physique. overall, and until further notice, a strong 7/10. Their voices and enthusiasm will really decide things, along with the aforementioned hot bods
>>16544033>occult symbolthats a star of david
>>16544035oh yeah
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1878548886962212964
>>16544045https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1878550409851093287
>>16544046somehow he's evil for this, does it for his ego, etc etc
>>16544054Looks like standard corporate PR stuff. Pretty low cost at that.
>>16544054>He's clearly doing it because he's racist. He's only restoring internet access to LA so he can resume spreading racist hate. It'll be broadcasting nothing but anti-trans trumpaganda. He can't use Starlink to change the votes if the wifi isn't working. He probably started the fires with his satellite directed energy weapons (#DEW) so he could do this to make people think he's not evil and con more money out of the government
>>16543877How much less would the refurbs cost if the SRBs hadn't been soaked in salt water?
>>16544062watch out how once Kuiper is online (one day...), people will start unironically shilling for it as an alternative just because it's not Musk's lmao
>>16544065Doubt Kuiper ever actually happens but if it does, it's likely that Starlink will already have been spun off as an independent company without Musk at the helm since Starlink was always meant to be sold off to create a huge profit for SpaceX to fund their development activities.
>>16543874and aluminumbut you'd have to make most of the hydrocarbons from scratch, I guess
>>16544066Starlink is there to pay itself off. No one can pay them what the future prospects of the constellation are worth. It would only be spun off if forced by the govt
>>16544076i read its cost about $10bn so far, or will have soon. if thats true then it'll pay off pretty damn quick
>>16544064how are you going to land them not in the ocean? The Russians had a concept where strap on boosters would deploy wings and glide back but that's just way more complicated
>>16544081bouncy castle
>>16544081Theoretically, you could have them come down horizontally on parachutes and then touch down on a series of airbags. If airbags won't work there's a lot of options for landing struts and retrorockets that could probably get the job done. The tricky part is getting the booster coming down slow enough for them to work while doing it sideways so you don't need to worry about it tipping over. That, and finding land eastward of your launch site for them to come down on. That's a problem is most places that aren't Baikonur or Jiuquan
>>16543219can it be less pointy? how flat can the top be?
>>16544093just fly back and land in a fresh water canal
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1878544427884449928
>>16544046how long can a fully charged cybertruck power a standard starlink terminal?
>>16544131well my mini, I can power it like 12 hours off of a 150wh battery. and infinitely off of the battery + a 50w solar panel.
Anotha one https://x.com/sldelta45/status/1878509563990753569?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ
Swear to fucking GOD if this piece of shit gets delayed again...
>>16544136what? what you gonna do huh? huh?
>>16544131few seconds of googling, standard dish uses about 1kwh per day and cybertruck has 123kwh battery packso I guess about 3-4 months
>>16544141uhhhh that's not exactly correct
fuck I'm going to oversleep aren't I
>>1654414250 W per hour idling and 100 W per hour activeI guess if it was active around the clock that would be 2.4kwh per day, so about 50 days
>>16544143yes. you're going to miss the livestream and wake up more even more remorseful than usual. sorry about that
>>16544146its over
>>16544093If parachutes work so well, why isn't SpaceX using them?SpaceX tried parachutes for boosters and then fairings. They gave up on boosters real quick, and took a while to give up with fairings. They're just too hard to control.
>>16543732https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1878567637774401626
>>16544148ain't over until the fat lady sings anon. do the right thing and set an alarm. you know you want to.
im not staying up for NG1 launch...whats the best way to just be able to get up and go directly to the recorded live stream without seeing anything about what happened? is there a link to the stream posted already?
>>16544152what the fuck? SpaceX is still using them on fairingsthey are just allowing them to splash down in the sea instead of trying to catch them with a net, but still very much have parachutesrocket lab is also using parachutes on their smaller boosters, so they would probably work but might just require so much refurbishment it doesn't make sense
>>16544081Russian boosters were also LRB rather than SRB with thick steel walls.Horizontal travel also increases the dry mass due to the need for additional structural reinforcement, this is a big part of why aircraft launched rockets suck.
>>16544156not up but should be here https://x.com/blueoriginaccording to this >>16544115youtube too I guess, probably better idea to go to that livestream to not get spoiledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOEPTWQrN7A>New Glenn Mission NG-1 Webcast
>>16544152Parachutes are fine, albeit a bit tricky to design when you're trying to land booster-sized objects. What parachutes can't do is land them precisely.
>1am beginning of 3 hour launch windowHave fun staying up until 4am only to get cucked.
>>16544093>That, and finding land eastward of your launch site for them to come down on. That's a problem is most places that aren't Baikonur or JiuquanEasterly launches from Vandenberg when.
there's that chinese launch in a few hours right? the sea launch one.
>>16543657Just saw it and went to post it here. Seriously where do these guys come from? Every part of it is so wrong and resentful
>>16544164Why are you telling the thread about this in the form of a question?Just post a link to the launch.
>>16544166i dont have a link
>>16544163NASA is too risk adverse to launch over land if they can avoid it.
>>16544163It turns out that if you head straight East from Vandenberg and travel the rough distance of a Falcon 9 ASDS landing you end up in the same neighborhood as Edwards, so it might not be the most outlandish thing anyone's ever proposed
>>16544159appreciate it anon thanks. gonna watch that first thing then come shoot the shit all over again with everyone who already knows
Six hours remaining
>>16543366
>>16544176SEIS HORAS TOMODACHIS
>>16543366I've got a feeling that the landing burn will be the biggest test for NG, will either fail to reignite or will fly it in the wrong direction.Also betting one of those legs collapse/ fail deployment.
we all know what will really happent-2 second scrub because of a dumb valve. then launch is pushed back 8 days while they replace it
So Blue Ring can function like SpaceX’s transporter missions? Mass rideshare, but at a greater scale since NG is like 3x the mass to LEO than Falcon 9?
>>16544081
>>16544193>>16544163Keep in mind that because of their inclination you don't actually launch due east from either Vandenberg or some place on the great lakes.
>>16544154How many of those 25 missions were high-energy, huh?
>>16544193RTLS, launch from Keeweena rocket range
are you guys excited
>>16544200no cuz as soon as you get excited it scrubs or gets delayed
>>16544196Five. Türksat 5B, Hotbird 13G, Satria, Telkomsat Merah Putih 2, and Koreasat 6A. High-energy isn't a market with all that many customers these days
>>16544187Yep
>>16544187unfortunately the most likely outcome of tonight
>>16544196Do you really want to compare how many 'high energy' launches SpaceX has done in that length of time?
>https://arstechnica.com/uncategorized/2025/01/bezos-on-eve-of-new-glenn-launch-if-something-goes-wrong-well-pick-ourselves-up/Berger Bezos interview
>>16544159I swear to god, if they show the altitude in f*et instead of km I'm gonna be pissed. Fuck the imperial units.
>>16543945desu thats better than legs, probably saves a few tons of weight, and hence a higher payload or remaining delta-v beyond LEO.
>>16543952vaguely recall some redditor posted a drawing of that concept like 10 years ago
>>16544206"It's kind of insane to try and land the booster."lmaoBezosalright
oh god, I can't wait for elon to tweet "welcome to the club"
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1878608091500982739>The Blue Origin launch team is proceeding with New Glenn propellant loading.
>noooo you can't just use pneumatic rubber tires in space you have to use wire spring mesh tires with exotic metal alloys because.... you just do okay??
Scott Manley single handedly making New Glenn look good
>>16544223Just use stainless steel
>>16544223those are not pneumatic tires
>>16544226As you can see, rubber tires work just fine.
>>16544223expendable aerospace-grade tires made out of alabama river rocks, manufactured throughout all 50 states, price of 4 billion usd plus tip
>>16544228No, they don't.
>>16544223>The temperature differentials on the lunar surface are outside the operating ranges of vulcanized rubber>The sharp dust of the lunar surface abrades polymers rapidly>Any soft walled material full of air will rapidly lose all gas pressure completely with even a pinhole leak in vacuum
>>16544223don't they get brittle or out gas or some shit?
>>16544227Yes they were. >The two nitrogen-filled rubber tires on the MET were the first tires on the Moon. They were designed by Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company and called Experimental Lunar Tires (XLTs). The biggest challenge for Goodyear was that NASA specifications required the inner tube be inflated to 1.5 psi on the Moon surface; a difficult task. A tire with 1.5 psi on Earth has an inflation pressure of 16.2 psi on the Moon because atmospheric pressure (14.7 psi) isn't a factor there. Goodyear solved the gauge pressure problem by having NASA partially inflate the inner tube with nitrogen so that on the Moon it reached 1.5 psi. The tire maker gave the synthetic rubber tube a special coating to improve gas retention.
>>16544232no, the tires worked well.
>>16544234For the narrow operating regime specific to manned EVAs on the lunar surface. The tires did not have the performance needed for the lunar rovers, hence the metal mesh wheels.
So what are the odds this launch is worth staying up for (total success or dramatic explosion)? 20%?
>>16544236they could just make bigger ones. tire technology has come a long way since the 60s, particularly for low pressure tires and flexible impermeable membranes.
>>16544238about roughly 50% per cent
>>16544238sorry that's only on L2
>>16544221anyone got the bezos champagne gif? Be sure to save it for launch.
>You don't understand!! we NEED complaint tires on the powdery surface of the moon!!>no other wheels in the history of mankind have worked on soft surfaces!>ESPECIALLY at the breakneck 20 km/h we'll be running for the next decade...RETVRN
LET US RECOLLECTWHAT A FIRST STAGE SEA LANDING CAN LOOK LIKE IF IT FAILShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvim4rsNHkQ
>>16544247we won't sea it anyway, blorg will end the stream
>>16544246This is how we should be building rovers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nR1-J676ao
>>16544239This field has seen very little improvement in materials performance since the 1960s, with most innovation being focused on making the products more environmentally friendly. The performance envelope you're asking for doesn't exist.
>>16544238the only thing not worth staying up for is a scrub, which is unfortunately fairly likely
Cybertruck just can't compete https://youtu.be/q2ZLYyx2xXM?t=199
>>16544251>This field has seen very little improvement in materials performance since the 1960sNow tell us how many miles a set of tires from the sixties would typically last.
I'm staying up the whole night up until 8am my time to watch the scrub. Still over 4 hours left...Wish be luck bros.
>>16544251Completely and utterly wrong. High performance tires for racing applications have come a very long way and much of that development is transferable to ultra-low pressure space tires.
>>16544246Based but I'll one up you.>low gravity>effectively 0 air resistance >no zoning law bullshit>no existing property to manage tracks around>everything on Mars will be built in dense complexes, no urban sprawl, just point a to point b>half the planet is flat as a fucking pancake>how wide do you want your tracks to be sir? YesMars is BVILT for the train autist
>>16543966even if new glenn doesn't explode, it means nothing to metheir next rocket will launch in 30 years, when there are already cities on Mars
>>16544254All of the improvements between Bias Ply and Radial tires came from the direction of the weave and the use of steel in the tire. The rubber hasn't gotten better.>>16544258I strongly suspect the improvements in this field are down to the engineering of the tire, rather than any improvements in the underlying materials.
>>16544261We have many new materials that could be used to improve gas retention in space tires, and the advances in tire engineering would help enormously too of course.
>>16544263>We have many new materials that could be used to improve gas retention in space tiresSuch as?
>>16544259>>low gravityI don't think that helps trains... particularly since they'd be built light already just to get launched into space.
>>16544264IDK go check the 3M product catalogue
>>16544259You are correct that rail will dominate for all logistical and economical transport, but you can't beat the flexibility of having big wheels that take you wherever the fuck you want to go.
>>16544265>I don't think that helps trainsIt means your hauled tonnage is able to be increased massively. If you are building lightweight trains on E*rth for some ungodly reason then this just improves the equation. In reality, once you can make steel, making trains is pretty straightforward. We've been doing this for like 200 years.
>wheels>wheels>wheelsit's gonna be treads all day on the moon. sorry losers
gonna take a short 3 hour nap, wake me up when the stream starts, k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8iaViNIy3UI'm hyped
>>16544269Cernan always thought that astronauts needed ski poles for the moon, you'd kangaroo around
>>16544269>moon dust is famous for its ability to absolutely destroy any sort of mating surface or joint through sheer abrasiveness>lets throw in tracks, which are basically a series of hundreds of rotating joints, right into middle of itI'm not going to tell you no, because the data for how bad the moon dust is comes from NASA and they are incredibly gay and might be overselling the entire problem, but wheels are still 100 times cheaper and simpler to manufacture and maintain than tracks.
IS SPONGE ANON AWAKE???????
>>16544259nah TUBES is the way to go for mars. lego predicted it
>>16544282>Gimmicks made of parts with only one purpose>Weird colors>Part counts stripped down to the boneThe absolute low point in LEGO.
>>16544259Imagine how fast you could get trains going with no air resistance, dead straight lines, no worry about animal collisions or shifting tracks from slips and frost, falling rocks (at least on the open plains), etc... I don't see why they couldn't go arbitrarily fast.
>>16544282TUUUUUBES
>>16544283yep. I was raised in the Jack Stone era of lego. It was tough. Luckily my family had mostly older sets, like the Arctic shit (that was awesome) and the sea bases
>>16544284The limit is braking; you become friction and wear limited.
>>16544286Ice Planet 2002 kicked ass.
looks like the NSF livestream just came up for the big launch today
>>16544290gimme the chainsaw.
>>16544268I think you're going to have traction problems. Increasing the mass you're hauling to make up for it seems like a pure win at first, but that will also massively increase your inertia which in turn makes your traction problem worse.
>>16544292
>>16544291the Jielong 3 in an hour?
>>16544283>parts with only one purposequite literally a skill issue. I used to build space ships with pirate ship hull pieces. Back in my day we had this little thing called imagination.
>>16544297I'm sure you built wondrous spaceships out of those dull purple archway pieces.
>>16544298>built>implying I ever stopped
>>16544298I certainly would.
>>16544303What's the point of the grid fins? It's not recoverable right?
I'm too sick to make a launch thread, if someone else wants to that's fine.
>>16544306they steer the upper stage so it doesnt crash into a village. those days are passed unfortunately.
>>16544298literal NPC
anyone got a link to the BONG stream?
>>16544303>orient aesthetickek
>>16544306to confuse and impress the masses who don't know any better
How concerned are we that Hawthorne and JPL burn down in the coming LA firestorm
>>16544306it's a hopper, innit?
>>16544318aren't they slowing down already?
>>16544322The winds stopped over the weekend but are forecast to return tomorrow
>>16544324Good.
>>16544290UFO was the best Lego line there ever was
>>16544329UFO had the best medium sized sets. The UFO flagship was awesome, but the other flagship was kind of a letdown.
JieLong-3 just launched off a barge in the south China sea.
>>16544206Lazy ass interview and pointless article lol. Not berger’s best but maybe he’s busy or something
>>16544344livestream?
>>16544345there's only so much you can squeeze out of a bad lemon
>>16544350Very true
>>16544348just an amateurish one, focused on the crowd instead of the rocket after a minute of flight, and already finished.
Weather does not look optimal for good launch photography
>3 hours until scrub3 hours until scrub>3 hours until scrub3 hours until scrub
>>16544358bezos does not scrub
>>16544358Why don't they delay the scrub until after the launch?
just scrub the scrubit's that simple in rocketry
How capable is New Glen in a manned moon mission?
>>16544353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF9fxUqSHCs&t=2220s
>>16544363It will send the manned lander for Artemis V.
anyone who thinks E2E will never work has never had to fly overseas. that shit sucks dick.
Clear is gonna stream it right?
>streaming a scrubbut why?
>>16544370it's fine and the concorde proved that consumers won't spend more than a business class plane ticket for faster with less comfort.
I'm gonna go pickup some mcdolan's before the New Glenn streamanyone want any?
>>16544371I don't see what not. The Launch window starts opens at 3:00 PM JST so it's not like it happen at some stupid early hour in the morning for her
>>1654437410 churgers and a diet soda for me. No fries, I'm fasting.
The NSF stream is so corny and fun!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBAsi5pY2ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBAsi5pY2ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBAsi5pY2o
>>16544374double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry
>>16544381that's actually what I'm orderingor a 20pc mcnugget
>>16544374I'd love a spicy chicken sandwhich and a medium fry and a dr pepper. thanks anon
>>16544379>some tranny speaking on streamewww
>>16544358It will inevitably scrub until it is rescheduled for a time when I'm not sleeping.
>>16544386NSF is straight trooned out
>>16544389Does spacex really have a company 737? pretty based
>>16544386So tolerant of you
>>16544379>open stream to check if it's been scrubbed>close streamThat's all they're ever good for
>>16544392yes it's a former air china 737-800
we need space races
>>16544389is the tail painted to look like heat shield tiles? I never noticed that before
>>16544394Spaceflight Now has live countdowns for imminent launches as well.
>>16544371Reminder that space VTs and rocket-chans are a psyop so that you embrace the launch of your own surveillance infrastructure.
>>16544397give it time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1uVzfQG_Yo
>>16544397We already have Whites and Chinamen, how many more do you want?
>>16544404no i meant like actually racing rockets and spaceships
>>16544407if you think rockets can race I don't think you have a very good grasp of orbital dynamics.
>>16544409defeatist attitudeNGMI
good news boys! 2/3 chance it doesn't scrub!
I hope the thyroid cancer he never admitted to having is back and I hope it kills him slowly this time.
https://x.com/ISROSpaceflight/status/1878652270319190365> Reason for third postponement of SpaDeX's docking: Scientists from ISRO have revealed that during the drift from 15m to 3m inter-satellite distance yesterday, there was a delay in the signals from the proximity and docking sensor which triggered an automatic abort and the vehicles subsequently retreated away to a safe distance. The next docking attempt will take place after this issue has been fixed.
>>16544154absolutely brutalthat's what tory gets for talking shit with nothing to back it up
>>16544414he's rich enough and not Steve Jobs enough to be immune to cancer.
>>16544419Already had his thyroid removed/operated on a few years ago, right around the time he started gaining weight. (picrel)He came up with some retarded story about how he hurt his neck trying to judo throw a fat guy at a birthday party or something so he needed neck surgery.
>>16544424>try to throw fat guy>break neck insteadkarma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg7tp7K7g_gSpaceflight Now stream's up
>>16544414>thyroid cancerdon't get scared anons. I think it's just another corrective surgery after the first three that had attempted to replace one of his cervical disks.https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/why-does-elon-musk-neck-122658354.html>Elon Musk’s neck scar stems from an injury he faced at his Japanese-themed birthday party in 2013.>The party was conducted at a castle in Tarrytown, New York. It featured a sumo match, wherein a samurai-dressed Musk was pitted against a 350-pound wrestling sumo champion. During their bout, Musk strongly attempted a “judo throw,” eventually injuring a disc in his neck in the process.
>>16544424elon is...very handsome
>>16544428imagine not watching the official bezos stream
>>16544436holy shit, mad max vibes
Who here getting /cozy/ for New Glenn
>>16544430>yeah guys I totally had a disc in my neck replaced. Please ignore the scar on the wrong side of my neck that looks suspiciously like a thyroid removal scar. >haha I'm such a klutz I tried to judo throw a fat guy and somehow irreparably damaged my neck in the process>What's that? You've never heard me talk about knowing judo before? I mean yeah obviously that's why I fucked up my neck so bad haha I'm so dumb. Like I said though the scar is because of that totally real injury and DEFINITELY NOT because of any thyroid issues lololol
>>16544428>average American woman for scale
My gay lover works for Blue Origin, he told me the rocket won't fly.
>>16544436Is there one? I looked around but couldn't find one
>>16544444
>>16544445the blue origin youtube stream starts in like 10m
>>16544446fuck, I wanted those quints. Now I have to wait again
>>16544396thing is probably bugged to all hell
where are they?
>>16544456scrubbed
>>16544456its over
>>16544456they are now copying musk when he is late for his presentations...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D8ymH0cHoQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D8ymH0cHoQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D8ymH0cHoQGET IN HERE
>>16544464no, I don't think I will.
>>16544462she's a tight little piece...
>>16544463havent seen something like this in awhile
>>16544464Man, it's been years since I last tuned in to some Tim Dodd's live stream. The memories...
>>16543782>sft-7the worst acronym yet for starship flight numbering
Anyone made a bingo card or something?
launch delayed 30 minutes
>>16544471source??
>>16544473it came to me in a dream
>>16544471>>16544474I also had the same dream.
eh spacex stream music is better
>>16544474Better source than Berger's lmao
We are like the dreamer who dreams, and then lives inside the dream...
>>16544478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2vdS_6O1E
Still aiming for 1am? I have to work tomorrow
I once dreamt about meeting Elon Musk in person and shaking his hand. Goddammit, I was really trembling and ended up spilling all my spaghetti.
blue's stream is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOEPTWQrN7A
>>16544159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOEPTWQrN7Ahttps://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnxeApBOloxXBlue's streams are live
>>16544481tomorrow or today?
>>16544464apollo astronaut david duke will be at the astra awards?
PAUL WOOSTER IS GIVING A TALK AT ASTRA AWARDS IN 2 WEEKS
>>16544485fuck
So, uhm, is YouTube going super sluggish for anybody else? Using Firefox and ublock origin...
>awaiting new t-0
I just took a dump and it really smells why am I like this?
>>16544490youtube on anything but chrome chugsit's intentional on googles part
>>16544490Youtube always seems a bit less responsive than Twitter. I've always blamed the adblock you need to make the site tolerable
Why hasn't thunderf00t busted New Glenn????
WHERE'S THE LAUNCH JEFF???????
>>16544499STREAM LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/OOEPTWQrN7A
wtf is this shaky cam shit
PEOPLEHERE WE GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOEPTWQrN7A
would you
>jeff speach
>>16544501Muh "we are authentic" ((vibe))
>>16544503Eh, sure why not
>>16544505it even did it at the deskare they retarded?
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnxeApBOloxXLive Blue Origin
>>16544503would and at the climax I would yell "BLUE ORIGIN WAS STARTED BEFORE SPACEX"
IT'S UP
Blue Origin's first New Glenn flight will explode. Matching post numbers confirm, screenshot this.
GUYS WE'RE DOIN ITWE MADE IT TO ORBITWE'RE ASTRONAUTS
will Bezos get it up (to orbit)
>>16544514man I should read this again sometime
>>16544514It will land perfectly but an executive will say a racial slur on stream.
>EarthBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>her name is arianei cant stop thinking about her bros
pretty cool place for the commentator booth
SINGLES AND IT EXPLODES
the one on the right has very jewish features but no hook noseim not enough of a race scientist to decipher her physiognomy
Already looking better than SpaceX
>muh california
>>16544524seems like a stagecoach tilter
>>16544521Astra did something similar for NSF but the rockets were too small to see properly from there.
why did they pick worn out roasties as hosts
WHERE IS PRINCESS KURIA????
I hope that stage wrecks Jeff's momThis slow development mentality needs to die
what's the profile?
New Glenn does look good
I know the guy who ran the 3d printers that made most of the engines on this BONG so if it blows up I know who to blame.
>>16544525they're both hags caked in makeup LOL
>>16544532up then down
>>16544529Better than the swamprat at SpaceX.
>>16544531This poster is not ferocious
>open up youtube stream>laptop fan goes into turbo modeguh
>>16544540javascriptnot even once
I just saw New Glenn is launching in 20 minutes. Is it supposed to land too?
>>16544538she looks like the wicked witch. those eye bags and wrinkles, yuck
WHERE'S THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN??
>>16544535Maybe but they aren't brown
>stage 2 is the bottom
>>16544542no it's going to crash into the barge
>>16544542Yep out at sea on a ship
>for those who are not really into rockets who are up at 1am watching our literally who company launch it's literally what rocket
>>16544544they haven't decided yet
>>16544542it is supposed to, but it probably wont
>>16544540>open x broadcast>no issueBut really, its cause CPU is processing live chat. Youtube has terrible optimization for livechat.
>explaining what a rocket stage iswho do they think is up at 1am for this?
>>16544544very sus that they don't have it on stream yet
>>16544542nope, soft water splashdown
>>16544542It's going to land perfectly. Jeff Bezos batting 100 as usual, a breath of fresh air compared to the cheeto dust hitler ball suckling Felon
>>16544553BO has chat disabled
there are a couple NG ones in here
>>16544543Yeah Denisse looks better
BONG theme. Mostly about it being a long road.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuf1KuibAeY
>>16544529They were all ten years younger when they got hired.
wtf homosuck reference
>>16544560https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnxeApBOloxXTry this then. It should be simple and liteweight
>>16544544They already scrubbed, but figured they would continue with the stream for PR reasons. See you all tomorrow
3 blondes. Good sign
>>16544550>>16544555kek
>>16544568CEASE
>>16544538
>>16544561point me to one, ain't reading all that
>>16544566based gonna open it in mpc-hc like I did for the starship launch
cringe
uhm is that a...
>live from south central
please... please just... focus on the rocket
still no T- counter
cute. i like chunky latinas
Honestly can't say anything because SpaceX is cringe too.
kek
Man I thought Spacex webcasts were awkward
fuck I had to mute it
>>16544586no kidding
>no counter>just suddenly launchescalling it
>>16544584the early days of 1st stage landings had USA USA chants at spacex
>they signed the space hardware wth 10k peoplehope they accounted for that mass
>>16544567Where's their fruit
>>16544587same lol
>>16544568Blorg guy I know says half hour delay to 1:30 but it's healthy and it's gonna fly. They're watching blues brothers and getting hammered at the factory rn.
>Fairing signature capacity: 10kSpaceX bros... our response?
>>16544587Tag yourself
>>16544594>we're on a mission from god
>>16544587snuggy
>>16544594blues brothers? is that like some code word for bernie bros
lmaooo already with the spacex ahh cope lines
>>16544598needs a big explosion silhouettewhere it needs to be I have no idea
>>16544595SpaceX cultists only care about one signature...
Muskrats SEETHING. New Glenn CHADS stay winning!
can Jacklyn even sink? if it gets hit.
>>16544580What the fuck Ice Cube just showed up
Where is Jeffery?
>>16544542Yes and it will
"So you're telling me there's a chance"
>>16544598>>16544605oh no starship sisters...when are we gonna go past leo?
>>16544600what was she saying? sorry, I zoned out.
>payload is blue waffle technology
Blue ballsand Blue cock ring
I am eagerly awaiting the ng wiki page to show 0/1
>>16544583That girl isnt hispanic...
>not even a real blue ring, a pathfinder for blue ring
>>16544618for launch or landing?
>>16544583that's a white woman
>>16544605SHUT UUUUPPPP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP
Go live
where is the banana
>>16544623>marscuck seethingyou will live in ze tube
This stream is shockingly low energy.Blue Origin seems to lack both true vision and divine mandate.
>>16544626in Jeff's ass
>>16544613high energy
Data is the currency of success, remember that. So long as they get some data, it's immediately a success
>>16544626"its peanut butter jelly time"haha thats just a meme i saw lol"banana"haha
>>16544629Yes, amazon man does not have the blessings of lord Vishnu
>>16544628I'm ready
>>16544628Fuck you >>16544633Lol
>>16544629SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
starship bros it's over
>>16544633back to myspace boomer
>recurring BO theme of reusability Wut
>>16544635But Vishnu is literally blue
THE JACKLYN
Wait are there people on Jackyline (Jeff's Mom)?
>>16544636You are very creative, anon
>>16544633I'm like 30% sure this is Elon Musk
>>16544442>yhas qweening for your enginesI don't predict this launch going well
>>16544636luv me 'deenz
>>16544644why does she keep saying the Jacklyn?
It's over for Elon
>>16544605afraid this is true many are saying it
>>16544642blue origin is the first company to fly a reusable rocket. it landed on The Jacklyn The Jacklyn The Jacklyn The Jacklyn
The data jeff....
>>16544503She looks like a fucking troll compared to mother shotwell
if they actually get to landing they will fuck up the barge video, 100%
>cant fucking unhear nooglinpos name for a pos rocket
>40 minuts
>40 minutes
T-40 mins
>comparing the NS booster landing with the NG booster landing>bring up the huge difference between the two>say it's because NS lands on hard ground and NG lands on a boat>no mention of orbital vs suborbital velocity and energy demandsStill with this shit, it's disgustingly disingenuous.
>>16544651the droneship is called jacklyn
>t-40mWE GAAN
t-40I FUCKING CALLED IT>>16544471
>>16544651idk I've never heard anyone refer to a ship like that
>>16544654flash of orange then the feed cutting
Launch in 40 mins.
>/sfg/ full of misogynistsyeah why am I fucking surprised
>>16544660>>16544661>>16544662hivemind>>16544665>>16544666moon posters
>>16544656Jeff, I've come for the engines. Hand them over.
>>16544673took me time to find the rocketgrill
elon loaned bezos a starlink dish so the landing stream will be fineuntil the spacex sniper detonates the booster before landing anyways
>https://shop.blueorigin.com/Best to buy your Blorigin t-shirts now, they'll sell out after this successful test flight
>>16544672SLAY GURLGURLS IN SPACE
>>16544587>goblina in pajamas around niggersLooks risky
>>16544672Because you're a newfag and should have lurked more before posting
anyone got the image of the jacklyn whore?
>Tiki torchesuhhh based?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>16544626sorry, only a normal adult woman on this flight (for scale)
>>16544677cringe
>they're trying to be the 2nd
>>16544672baited two chuds award
What's the difference in starship flight 6 and 7?
im playing some tf2, this is boring
>>16544677Guys............should i buy the patch?
I don't want to hear about this stream being cringe after being subjected to YEARS of felons redditry
>>16544689You're really going to bring up Starshit on Jeff's big day?
>>16544689It's bigger
Blue Origin or Blerg for short.
>>16544689the 7th comes after the 6th onecheers
We want to hear about this stream being based after being subjected to NANOSECONDS of Elon's 4channery
>>16544688I want to thank my grandma, my boss, and my cousin sister
I hope HOAs get angry and submit a noise complaint Best thing they have invented
> Blue Origin Livestream> 34k watching nowDoesn't the SpaceX stream hit the high 100ks?
>T-35do I just go to bed?
>>16544692I'm going to bitch about this stream being cringe because it's soulless cringe vs Spacex's soulful cringe
>>1654467748 bucks for international shippingfeels bad to be a poorjust a patch jeff
Will people still call it NEW GLENN in 50 years? or will they call it OLD Glonn
>>16544701it is 1am
>>16544629Idk I kinda appreciate that Blue is all business. Spacex is fun but the YEEHAW MANIFEST DESTINY shit has kinda gotten old for me. Spacex is currently busy becoming a telecom company that occasionally throws giant rockets into the ocean for views while Blue is coldly marching toward a vision of a space economy and doing the work to implement it. >inb4 im a blue simpmeh
>no thunderf00t live stream
>>16544701crypto bots don't watch blue streams
>>16544703I just woke up anon, feel like I'm tripping balls rn lol
almost made me reply
I'd blorgin this amazon
16544713kek
>>16544714Rim her ass please
>>16544707huh, how you know?
New Genn will make orbit before saarship. Muskrats seethe.
it's over
it's 10pm
Is there a bluesky stream?
Wow I can't believe New Glenn is 5.5 penii tall
>>16544684
what if urf used only one single time zone...
>>16544719keeeek parasocial clearcels about to mass rope
>>16544719NOOOOOOOOOOOit's over. launch ruinedI hope it gets an abort now :((((
how many new shepards does it take to change a light bulb
>>16544727that's what Eastern is, everyone else is wrong
New Glenn is built for today's payloadsStarship is built for the future
>>16544720shouldn't you be engulfed in flames rn
>>16544719What the fuck is her problem? She streams SpaceX all the time?
>Won't fit a New Shepherd inside the payload bay Gay
>>16544701I had no idea this is even happening.
>>16544722>>16544724Thats a lotta dicks
>>16544719Who is Ria?
>>16544716Get it in there big boy
>>16544739my wife
>>16544719>ria moves heaven and earth to watch starship launches>oh, new glenn? erm sorry i have other plans on
>>16544590>USA USA chantsThose are based though. Shame we didn't hear any when they caught the booster. Bunch of California fags.
>>16544719Failure confirmed...
>>16544708Did you miss the part where the revenue from being a telecom company is being funneled directly into the giant rocket development? And the part where Spacex has ACTUALLY begun implementing a true space economy in the process of building that telecom network?>Blue is coldly marchingBlue is shivering and limping toward capabilities moderately superior to a rocket that has been doing the same thing for nearly a decade.
>>16544739Lia!
>bump limit reachedgonna bake the new thread, get ready to switch
Scrub Origin in around 25 minutes
>>16544743Holy based. I love Clear-chan now.
>>16544740yeah there's enough time before launch, I'll be right back
>>16544748>page 5
>bimbo aroused talking about big and tall rocket
>>16544743based. She's a honorary spacex employee at this point
Trips and it doesn't blow up
>>16544719Fucking kill me NOW
imagine comparing this thing to saturn v
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1878683052982886907/>We want to be clearabout ourobjectives. This is our first flight and we’ve prepared rigorously for it. But no amount of ground testing or mission simulations is a replacement for flying this rocket. Our key objective today is to reach orbit safely. Anything beyond that is icing on the cake. We know landing the boosteron our first try offshore in the Atlantic is ambitious—but we’re going for it. No matter what happens, we’ll learn, refine, and apply that knowledge to our next launch.
>>16544719going to bed
>>16544740Ill put my ascent stage in her docking module iykwim
>>16544743Common Ria W
>>16544748don't do that please tourist
>>16544748No launch thread parallel stage?
are we ready SFG??
Sighted at least three jeets, failure guaranteed
New Glenn is honestly looking good, guysI'm unironically positive
>nobody there but employeesno hype
>>16544765Wouldn't miss a virgin catastrophic failure.
uoooooooh TOT
>>16544765yes
>>16544733I cant breef
>>16544769nkdshi
>>16544770that's what she said
Started my goon sesh
how will spacex cope when blue origin beats starship to orbit?
>>16544759precopemeanwhile musk is like>mars city next month would be nice, two months more likely
>>16544769i am ready for the edit
anons please those are real children
>>16544247some more contexthttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Falcon_9_and_Falcon_Heavy_launches?wprov=sfla1>Falcon family boosters have successfully landed 395 times in 407 attempts. A total of 44 boosters have flown multiple missions, with a record of 25 missions by a booster. SpaceX has also reflown fairing halves more than 300 times, with some being reflown at least twenty times.
>>16544747wtf are you doing here Liker?
>>16544740HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
This man is a psychopath.
>>16543091i just woke up!! i am so excited to watch the first new glenn launch!
>>16544769HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>16544780as opposed to artificial children?
>>16544768>BO uses child labor
>>16544759If they fail this launch, the government should arrest bezos and every blorigin accomplice in this charade.
Beff
JEFFERY SPOTTED
>>16544785Glad you could make it, sponge anon. Thought you were going to fall asleep this time lmao
>>16544789if they succeed they should arrest Felon and every Muskrat
can't believe it's finally habbening..
>>16544792What does he do?
>>16544785AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEGONE
>>16544746Yeah and what is the only payload that that giant rocket can currently deploy? Oh yeah, more Starlink satellites. Don't get me wrong, Spacex is gonna fucking PRINT money in the next few years but I think they've kinda lost the plot.
Look at those big ass monitors. Jeff spared no expense.
>>16544796Fuck
>commitment and passion for what we're doing>he started spending TWO afternoons a week working on BO
Jeff looks very handsome
this is the greatest day in the history of spaceflight
>>16544794regardless of what happens they should arrest >>16544786 and >>16544771
what the fuck are these little cuck screens? Who the hell uses a set up like this?
/shig/ reporting
>>16544769Why are there so many kids? Not a single child in sight watching Starship.
>what does newfag mean>how do I bake a thread>whats a nooglin
they could have gone to orbit so many years ago if Bezos actually gave a shit before
>>16544751
>>16544805Spoken like someone who doesn't use a giant ass monitor. They suck. You want a screen the size of your content and not anymore.
>>16544801>he started spending TWO afternoons a week working on BOKEK, I still remember that
i don't get it
4chan user in the left with the blue shirt
>>16544809found the early stager
I want to fuck that cutie in the front
that's a surprisingly large % of white people...
>>16544814Is that Dennis Nedry from the hit motion picture "Jurassic Park"?
>>16544769
how can they be so cringe, it almost becomes funny
>>16544808all kids of employeesspacex never shows video of the employee watching area
it's time
>>16544814BIG boy
>>16544816
>every host or commentator is a white girlWhat did Jeff mean by this?
>>16544816>>16544826kek we 4channers actually look like this
>>16544826which one of you is that?
>>16544793i set the alarm but my ear was blocked, so i couldnt hear it for a while. gladl that there is a delay
would smash Maggie
>>16544822>celebrating the culmination of your years of hard work is cringeretard
>>16544827jeff is based is what it means
>>16544827they're the mistresses he rejected for being insufficiently mexican
she looks like she does femdom in her free time
>>16544825>>16544826/sfg/ is a hivemind today
>>16544796Pretend to be Elon.
i want maggie to suck my maggie
>>16544826>>16544822Is that The Launch Pad?
>>16544810Do you really believe it? Economy was down the shitters after 2020.
>>16544822Hate to break it to ya but space nerds are pretty cringe. The spacex streams only look different because they put the hot people in front like on Top Gear.
Could this rocket take tourists for a moon flyby?
>9m starship fairing vs 7m new glenn fairing>starship has small ass doors while new glenn's really bigfeels like new glenn is the better choice than starship honestly, the only thing starship has it going is upper stage reusability but you really cannot launch big stuff with it because the door is so small
Teamspace.
King Falcon sends his regards.https://x.com/edwards345/status/1878684914905956421
This unironically is going to blow.Screenshot me.
>>16544826does 90% of the work there
>>16544839maybe
>>16544839In a manner of speaking...
>>16544826he looks photoshopped wtf
>>16544845king
>>16544810Where are all the Indians? Elon assured me they were essential for developing technology?
>>16544798What was the first development priority? Being able to deploy the satellites that will pay for the program. Once it can reliably deploy Starlink, expect immediate development and test flights of large payload doors. Starlink is existentially necessary to scale the Starship program and therefore Mars colonization, so development resources logically get routed to the pez dispenser first.
>>16544843with what spacecraft?
>>16544844I thought you guys said Starship could remodel all of that once it's proven itself a worthy vessel?
>>16544840money was never a problem
wenhop?
>>16544685Found the banana.
>>16544853they are. blue would've reached orbit in 2005 if we'd jeetflooded harder.
>>16544853fuck you bloody bastard bitch
>>16544845>>16544846hivemind x2
>>16544844New glenn is more sensible for bigger missions unironically
>>16544845Too busy pretending to play POE2 to watch
>>1654485817
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1878683052982886907
>>16544859this is either a joke about futas or masturbation
>>16544812>what are windowed programs
we're gonna be scrubbin' all night
>>16544865*37 kek
FUCK
>COUNTDOWN DELETEDHAHAHAHAHAHAH SCRUB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16544865disregard
Launch pushed back
>>16544866>that picEvangelion vibes
welp. lookin like im edging for another 45 minutes
>>16544855Dragon
SCRUBBED?
why does fueling take so long
DELAYED AGAIN>DELAYED AGAINDELAYED AGAIN>DELAYED AGAINDELAYED AGAIN>DELAYED AGAINDELAYED AGAIN>DELAYED AGAINDELAYED AGAIN>DELAYED AGAIN
alright, goodnight anons
Hope they have more b-roll ready
>>16544881its already fueled tho
Sorry folks, leaky hydrogen valve on the second stage. If we don't resolve it within the next five minutes, you can go to bed.-Bloke
>delay
>>16544880I still see it on the YT stream.
>3 hour windowCome on now, I know it's Bezos and all but did anyone seriously expect this shit to go off on the dot if at all?
FUCK YOU BEZOS
>T-19>go to brew tea>come back>T-36huh??
That's it, I'm going to sleep.They had to do it right before the day I gotta wake up early to go to the doctor
>3 hour launch windowI always thought these were tight, but this seems wide.
Anyone wanna get marrieed
>>16544894desperately
My Starship would NEVER be delayed
>>16544894thats gay
>>16544882This means that my pizza will be delivered before the launch.
>>16544826BIGGER!
>>16544840Well yeah. Blue was founded more than a year before Spacex. If Jeff really cared, he would have been active in it and pushing to get orbital launch capability instead of letting the company rot for 15 years. Meanwhile, in about the same timeframe, Spacex went from 0 to dominating the global launch market so completely that they had to start expanding the market itself to meet their own cadence.
Nig-1
>>16544894girls don't like space at all :(
>>16544894yeah, Clear. To Me.
>>16544893Funny, I said the same thing about the first asian girl I fucked in college. They're not going into SSO or trying to insert into a specific orbital "slot" so they can go whenever they feel like it.
>>16544898I made tacos :3
I can't fucking wait for Starship Flight 7. How about you guys?
>>16544809
>>16544905What does NG stand for?
>>16544908i'm hoping it can be pushed back a couple more days so i can go
>>16544910Natural Gas
Bros, should I buy?https://shop.blueorigin.com/products/ng-1-patch
>>16544891First maiden launch? Buckle up, we're here for a while.
Kino
>>16544909kek
>>16544903astrology
>>16544910Not gonna (launch)
>>16544892>wake up early to go to the doctorgood luck anon!>>16544902kek
>>16544908>Flight 7literally the same shit as all the other ones. The real deal will be Flight 8 because of Starship's tower catch
Have we heard anything from the flight director loop this whole time? This is too sanitized Mr. Clean.
>>16544910No Good-1.
>>16544917I've been saying some astrology nonsense is the way to get women on Mars
Where is The Jack Lyn?
when will starship reach orbitnew glenn's doing it today
>>16544913>official patch depicts racial minorities trapped in the trench getting plumed to deathblue can't keep getting away with this
>AYO DENISE>SHOW THESE NIGGA HOW WE DO THANGS AT BLORG
>>16544923nah the Indigenous sacred lands shiet is gonna get them first
>>16544923What are the benefits of Earth being in retrograde?
>>16544917tried it, didn't work>"oh you like stars? that's the orion constellation up there, did you know that Betelgeuse could go supernova in any moment and it'll be as bright as a full moon?" >"leave me alone, weirdo"
>>16544924She's getting ready to receive Jeff's fat, girthy, shiny, veiny, throbbing, rumbling, jerking rocket
>>16544913Why does the have to be niggers in everything?
>>16544931>astrology>talks about astronomyIt's simple, moron.
new puzzle while we waithttps://jiggie.fun/EceaU1
>>16544931keek thats what you get for being an autistic sperg
>>16544910New Guinea
>>16544931that's not astrology dumbass. tell her how jupiter's position means she should have sex with you.
>>16544933that's what the NG in NG-1 stands for.
real jeff bezos here, AMA
Millennial anons.... will we ever be able to afford a trip around the moon?
>>16544933Space is for everyone, anon
>>16544910No Gann
I can't say much but there's a reason why they're delaying this and why the commentator keeps saying shit like "our ONLY goal is to get to space". No one is confident in this piece of shit, Bezos will be BTFO'd.
>>16544941can you send me One Gorrilian Dollars, faggot?
>>16544941what are your thoughts on Starship's design? Do you think it will succeed? What will Blue Origin's competition look like?
Hey guys Jeff Bezos here, you need to donate your life force to this sultry minx to give New Glenn energy
I WANT this to blow up because it would be funny.I HOPE this goes flawlessly so that Spacex finally has something approaching a competitor.
so Blue Ring is AWS for satellites?
If this thing blows up halfway there I'm going to laugh a lot
>>16544898I hope they still charge you the '95 price, John
>>16544663There simply is no connection between the real engineering and the obligatory PR stunt that is launch streams. Nobody who knows shit about rocketry is going to have "communications" in their job title.
>>16544941Can you get it up?
They're 100% scrubbing this shit.I'm going to bed.
Blue Ring sounds like some sort of disease
>>16544941Kuiper is run like a sweatshop and I hated every moment working there. I felt like a slave working for Starlink too but at least we got shit done.
>>16544953>JohnWrong continent, but thank you.
>>16544946check your inbox>>16544947it is gay and spacex will be bankrupt after this presidency ends>>16544955no
>boatslol every fucking time
>>16544956fuck... They are, aren't they?
Blue Ring is such a gay-ass name, who tf came up with this lmao
>>16544964Blue Cock Ring
>>16544931Have you tried the black science man way and waxing poetic about we are a way for the universe to know itself, star stuff, your eyes reminding me of a stellar nursery etc.
>>16544913If they stick the landing I'll buy something from the shop
>>16544949>>16544951The result doesn't really matter to me, I'm gonna laugh my ass off anyways with this general. Doomposting, gaanposting, it all works.
>>16544959What org?
>shoutout to our jewish overlords
>>16544962> jewish boats ruining our partyeveryfuckingtime
Do they call the reentry phase of flight NG-R?
>>16544959How the fuck can you run like a sweatshop if you don't produce anything?
>>16544940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxL640CRZY
>>16544969Which company? and you first.
>>16544974Not gonna return (in one piece)
>>16544826>>16544839He would've been the mass simulator if Blue Ring wasn't ready in time.
>>16544981kek almost made me spill my tea
>>16544974If it landed back to launch site it would be calledNew Glenn Ground Return or NGGR
>>16544972Would be cool if if it was like that paint on mugs that changes color and reveals the graphic when the mug gets hot. Except in this case the American flag would show up when the booster gets cold.
>>16544949I want BO to achieve a huge amount of success and be a serious competitor to Spacex so that leftists who like space (they do actually exist) can rally behind the company because it's not associated with Musk, and subsequently suffer the cognitive dissonance of supporting a Bezos endeavor.
>2025>I am forgotten
>>16544974
>laura manginis
Why are there only women?Oh wait that's not a woman O.O
I'm not here for the RocketsWhere us the booty????Where is she?
>>16544987>2025>I am irrelevantftfy, snake.
>>16544975They have no fucking idea what they're doing and the sat design is fucked so they just work people into the ground to build like barely any sats. I wish I could talk about it more. It's hopeless.
so uhhh, the raw material come in and we put them together, we make aft parts, we make fairings, uhh, and um, we assemble them, uhh, prior to launch
>another delay in 3...2...
ANOTHERDELAY
They doing a Molniya orbit?
New Glenn Ground (Earth) Return
>>16544987ULA is legitimately going to be liquidated before the end of the decade
I LOOKED AWAY FOR 5 SECONDS
FUCKME
>>16545001KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
so tired of listening to women talk
Damn, I'll have to reheat my pizza for the launch.
why do their voices sound like AI glitching out?
>>16544996damn I posted it right before the timer changedI'm getting good at this
these fucking people
>>16545004This desu. Where are all the guys (male)?
Jeff please, I have work tomorrow
they are going to keep delaying it 15min every 20min and scrub after the launch window closes
delayed AGAN
when SLS gets cancelled just think of how many ex-nasa spokesholes are gonna be on the market for blue to snatch up
>>16545006We've been trying to reach you, if you can read this please wake up, we miss you
>Countdown clock back above 30:00These fags are gonna scrub
>>16544992I'm a man and I think I unironically have a more feminine shoulder:waist:hip layout, but I need to put on more hip and ass muscle because I'm a skeleton
>SpaceX: 395 rocket landings>Rest of the world combined: 0That last number is finally going to change, after 10 years... let that sink in
>>16544854What, did all of that apartheid emerald mine money run out?
I feel bad for the host, they just have to keep coming up with stuff to talk about as the clock just keeps going back to T-30
>>16545019>That last number is finally going to changenot at this rate
When the 20 minute countdown ends, the next 20 minute countdown starts
>>16545019>Rest of the world combined: 0 (1 attempted)
Finally a nice relaxing AI voice
>>16544992I like the Vogue photo-shoot they did
>>16545020Braindead comment
>>16545019I hope they scrub tonight so that SpaceX can reach 400 first.
>>16545025Was just gonna say. This is clearly AI.
>>16545021Why don't they inform us on what is delaying the launch?
>>16545021frankly I'd rather they shut up and just show the rocket until the inevitable scrub
>see delayed to t-40 mins>go away a bit to make some food>come back an hour later>its another t-40 mins
>>16545026damn she's a big mouth bass
>>16545021Why not have the launch net on? Some music maybe? Instead of just dead silence
>>16545032based black hole poster
>>16545035have to be to handle Jeff
>>16545029I guess they couldn't find any men to voice it so they had to use AI
>>16545032Step by step, ferociously
>>16545026She's more muscular than me
Blue Moon mentioned
>promo video>daylight>live feed>night where you can't see shitcomedy
>>16545026who's that man
>>16545035Her mouth was not that big in her earlier careerJeff did that
number of 7-meter fairing launch scrubs (rest of the world): 0number of 7-meter fairing launch scrubs (blue origin): 1are the rest of you guys even trying?
>>16544998Similar but no, inclination is ~30 degrees instead of 67.
>>16544487cool
imagine it just fucking exploded right nowhahawould be so funny
clear knew what she was doing when she skipped out on this bullshit
Lost track of the time playing monster hunter, I guess I didn't miss anything.
>>16545049don't bother tuning in until T-5 chads would be in shambles, nothing ever happens bros would mald
I want it to happen bros
>raw rocket noises
>>16545054Much better than listening to those harpies bray like mules
What do you guys think would be the funniest scenario? RUD and kino fireworks during liftoff, after clearing the tower, max-q, meco, or during landing?
>>16545014nah chat this be an XQCL frrr dud
>>16545053man those booster fins make me rock hardI don't know what it is about them but they're so fucking cool
>>16545057There is another option.
>>16545049>This is for Amos, Jeffery
>>16545057High velocity impact into Jacklyn, sinking the ship
>>16545057turning back around and flying into the command center
>>16544601its the film on the other screen
>>16545061they look like some procedural wings i'd make in rp1 because i was too lazy to make something that looked good
>>16545057total drone ship annihilation would be the funniest
>>16545062Only works on small rockets since an explosion would go bigger than just rip off a fuel line at the ass end.
>>16545057100% success, lands dead center, waterfall development vindicated, oldspace supremacy, gratitude ferrero roche
>>16545057A perfect launch and landing
>>16545067but they do look good...
>>16544708you are retarded
>>16545057>we're standing down for tonight>blows up on pad 10 seconds later
THERMAL INFRARED UPSKIRT
>>16545057after liftoff, just like that time with that Antares rocket back in 2014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ0SgAU9LXIIt would carpet bomb the hell out of the launchpad, would set them back years lmao
Is Elongated Muskrat watching this while crying for being exposed in video game fraud?
>upskirt shotL-LEWD
>>16545076>>16545077So lewd!
got past weather check at t-20 I guess
>>16544935We did it.
>>16545053Nothing ever happens.
>>16545079I don't fucking get why he felt the need to boost his ego with that shit.
>>16545079trying to imagine the person who was fine with Musk up until now but playing on a bought PoE account was the final straw
>>16545079no
>>16544935Good job bros
>>16545077Thats a pretty young rocket you are taking pictures of pal.
>>16545077did NG-chan consent to this??
>>16545074nah thats u
>>16545069That wasn't started by an explosion, the cause was a QD arm not Ding Q enough, which killed the fuel line.
>>16545057I want them to make it to orbit so probably some mishap with the landing. We've never seen a rocket impact a drone ship with no landing burn before so probably that. Bonus points if it punches a nooglin shaped hole in the landing ship
SCRUB
>>16545078>OH THE HUMANITYGod I hate journalists
>>16545089charge parity cops?
>>16545085>could have posted lewd photos of raptor v3 and no one could gainsay him>instead be an autist on live streaming servicessuch is life
>the energy is highuhh...
>>16545095lmao i bet u he thought it was manned
>>16545085he literally thinks we live in a simulation and he's the main character (I'm not even kidding)
>>16545026
>Mr Dykelole
>the glenn is new
This is worse than Starship's scrubs.SpaceX usually don't string us along for too long when it comes to Starship.
>>16545100he's right
>>16545097>>16545100I get the whole fucking "I'm rich and I don't have time to grind" aspect, but even a sperg like me would know better than to boast about it.
Mr Dick
STOP THE COUNT
>ben dyke>anne dickyou can't make this up
>>16545085the gamer has surpassed the older hollywood celebrity as the identity of salience in american culture. elon needs to be a gamer above all else.
>>16545110aren't both british
>>16545105except for the fact that I'm the main character. Everyone else are just soulless NPCs
why is she pregnant
>>16545111He should put in a bit more effort then, because I noticed he didn't know shit about PoE from the first monk video he posted, not the stream that outed him as a complete tool.
>>16545114mom said it's my turn to be the main character
>Me GAAAAAAAAAAANcan't make this shit up
>>16545115crew ISRU
They scrubbed an hour ago, this is basically just a rehearsal for the streaming team for the next attempt.
>>16545088>>16544935That was pretty fun desu. I'd enjoy doing that with /sfg/ lads and talkin roggets.
>>16545115Mormon presumably
imagine working for a gurl boss
>>16544935The reversed head and tail was funny.
>>16545119fucking kek
>>16545121Join the Discord
>>16545115>Megan Lewis>Sr. Manager, Vehicle Fluids
Standing by for the T-10 minute clock reset.
starship payload volume is not as usable as new glenn's because new glenn has bigger doors
Take notes musky this is how you get into orbit
I stayed up till 1 AM for this shit, they better not scrub
we have entered into a planned scrub at t-10
>>16545115100% she's going to give birth at a critical moment.It's like what happens in movies.
DEI woke nonsense will kill Nooglin
>>16545129we're no where near the final version of startshipwho knows what the final version payload setup will look like
I don't like Jeff Bezos but I still hope the penis rocket works.
>>16545057either an Astra or a Proton situation. Failure of range safety combined with guidance would be kino.
>>16545133dubs confirm the t=0 explosion birth
>The thread is now a sticky
NOOOO
>adrian drittman jumps in the thread to shill starship instead of using falcon heavy for mars like he should have 6 years ago
t-30fuck off
>delayed again
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
lmao
>stickyit's fucking over
>>16545005The motherfuckers working at the pizzeria forgot the Italian spices again. I called them and arranged a free replacement pizza. Looks like no launch pizza for me.
100% scrub I'm going to sleep
>Another delay>sticky
scrubbeddelays on delays
>T-9m>oh good let me get my grub and watch>t-29mFUCK DAM SHITCUNTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUCK
>>16545140>>16545142
somebody scrub my balls
God dammit I'm going to bed.
are you serious
its not launching today is itfuck, woke up 3h earlier for thiscan't go to sleep after either
>oh, looks like the clock was getting too close to T-0>better go back to T-30
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>16545136Same. I also hate the Chinese, but applaud their spacefaring efforts.But not India. Total Jeet Death.
This is literally because of the sticky, by the way.
>sticky>for a scrubohnononono
Just call it for the day, BO.This is getting ridiculous.
>>16545157Present them
STOP THE COUNTI need to sleep ffs
Launch Dysfunction
>>16545157You got it, pard
>RESET THE CLOCK
>>16545162Bezos is just edging at this point.
ULA sniper if you're reading this put new glenn out of its misery
i called in sick for nothing
you know, f9 used to be like this. thus this meme I made eons ago >>16545171
>sticky>in my esefgeeit's over, waves of tourists for this week
>>16545058stfu berger
the little girls are back!
LIGHT IT UP
>step away to piss before passing out>another delaylmao gnight yall I'll catch the replay if anything happens
STICKY
>>16545151already downed all my snacks for this evening fmlguess Ill pull out my laptop and watch this shit in bed
Bow to your fucking master, Jeff.
I give up. tell me it exploded tomorrow.
New puzzle?
Blue Balls, not Blue Origin
ooh la la
>so you're telling me there's a chanceno, there is no such thing
>Mr Besos, they're laughing at us! How do we tell them about the third delay?
Just push the god damn button already.Hire me for fuck's sake I'll push the button for you without a second thought.
>>16545151wow i wonder if she sang a controversial song back in the day haha
>and what are you looking forward to, 8-year-old loli?>something to fucking happen
>for the rocket to go up in spaceThis is cruel
>>16545134yeah probs
>it takes years to build these rocketsand even longer to launch them, apparently
somebody post the rocket equation
>>16545191>third
That girl will cry when she realizes it's not lifting off
what are Thunderf00t's thoughts on Blue Origin?
for fucks sake jeff, it's 3pm in australia i can't fucking stay up all night for this
>>16545199
>>16545194>>16545195AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuckng owned
Why do Americans speak so weirdly. It's "new" not "noo". Like the sound a plane makes "nnneewww"
>>16545201damn brat will need correcting ToT
i would disown my father and grandfather if they had worked on this shit
>>16545204don't forget + AI
nugg lin
>>16545199>>16545204Some one derive the rocket equationHard Mode: closed book
>>16545206Yeah, but you sound like a nerd if you say new like that.
>>16544790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6EVP3AtD4Q
>>16545206Neo Glenn is so much cooler name
>>16545206maybe on planet retard
3rd or 4th delay?
>>16545218guess where you are
>>16545206Do you have license to watch this rocket launch, Nigel?
>>16545204Reset the clock one more time
>>16545204Faciting
>>16545206
New England
>>16545215look at him go
Why did the jews shut down Zambia's space program?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Do3dz9TR0
Of all the launches I've worked at my time on the Cape BO is the most clueless fucking provider yet. Use a goddamn hold if you can't figure out if you're sure you're ready...
>>16545219pretty sure it's the 4th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjOG5amC-KUthis sketchy live stream has more viewers than BO, Dodd, Spaceflight Now, and NSF combined wtf
made it through the weather check again
That was the last time they are going to add time right?Right?
>>16545228Are you our man on the inside?
>>16545230sometimes the views are botted to get it to people's home feeds
UOOOOOH EROTIC ToT
>bump limit reachednew thread then?
>>16545199>>16545215>>16545204what's the best alternative to this?
>>16545230Good morning saar
>>16545229How many left in the launch window?
LEWD
>>16545199>>16545204>how far you can go = engine efficiency * what percentage of the rocket is fuelit's simply that simple
>>16545242what does she smell like under there
>>16545234I ain't got a line to Bezos. If I did I'd tell him to stop fucking around.
>>16545239Ideally, a wormhole.
>>16545239electrogravitics
>>16545237we pinned
>>16545230It says right there that it's Musk's official YouTube account. Seems legit.
>>16545241>4 scrubs in an hour8 more to go
>>16545242>NG-chan will never sit on your facewhy live
>>16545187New puzzlehttps://jiggie.fun/2JFLzHhttps://jiggie.fun/2JFLzH
>>16545233
[math]\frac{V}{c} = WF^{\left[\left(\frac{10}{3}+a(-\ln(10-WF))^n\right)+f_1(WF-9)^5+f_2(WF-9)^{11}\right]}[/math]Where a is the subspace field density, n is the electromagnetic flux, and f1 and f2 are the Cochrane refraction and reflection indexes respectively. Under ideal conditions values of a = 0.00264320, n = 2.87926700, f1 = 0.06274120 and f2 = 0.32574600 can be expected within a "normal" area of deep interstellar space.
>pinning a regular threadWell fuck here comes the next batch of schizo tourists.
>>16545239Gate spells
>>16545187https://jiggie.fun/fJ4Ya3
oh great the puzzle guys have arrivedi remember you assholes form /v/
>>16545233>clueless
ah yes The Nimitz unit of energy
>>16545256no point making a launch thread for something that won't launchkeeps the splitters away
Don't mind me, just posting a rocket that's actually been to space.
>>16545250It seems like they're running the clock down to each "green light" checkpoint as a dry run and then setting the clock back 20osh minutes and doing it for real the second time. It might be intentional. Just a thought.
>first oxidizer-rich staged combustionThank Elon for jumping all the way to FFSC just to leave a first for you.
>>16545257elaborate
>>16545239Realistically, there isn't. You just raise Ve to near lightspeed using nuclear fusion.
>>16545239nuclear bombs
aw hell naw [math]\unicode{x1f480}\unicode{x1f480}\unicode{x1f480}\unicode{x1f480}[/math]
>>16545263>suborbital
>>16545269wait never mind this still obeys the rocket equation
>>16545256nobody is coming to sci for a BO launch at 2 am lol
>T-0:35:00
>>16545269Orion literally works on the same principle
:O
New Glenn will not launch until I get my fucking pizza.
>>16545270AHHHHHHHHHH
NEW DELAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU JEFF
>RESET THE CLOCK>AGAINBlue Ball Scrub.
RESET THE CLOCK>RESET THE CLOCKRESET THE CLOCK>RESET THE CLOCKRESET THE CLOCK>RESET THE CLOCKRESET THE CLOCK>RESET THE CLOCKRESET THE CLOCK>RESET THE CLOCKRESET THE CLOCK>RESET THE CLOCK
FUCK BO
Should I just go to bed...
JEFF IM PUSHING IT MYSELF
>another reset
so it happened again
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm gonna cum.
I'm not expecting it to launch until the window closes
more like boo origin
>>16545288AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gradatim Ferociously yourself back to the VAB, baldy.
sorry guys I pressed the reset button by accident.
space is fake and gayhave sex
It's Joever.
>>16545300t.witter
They are gonna keep resetting the clock all the way until Wednesday so that Starship launches first
>>16545255hah, nerd
>>16545295I'm not expecting it to launch, period.
>>16545300Space is real!Goon and watch launches!
>>16545253>>16545260Fuck you guys :( I'm sleepy
did they run out of shit to say
I went to work thinking I'd get to watch a replay on my break. Was surprised to see it still hadn't launched over an hour later.
>>16545300Go back /pol/nigger.
>>16545310god I hope. I just want to sit in silence. Not in the mood for listening to women
>>16545309Funny thing, I'm only awake at this hour because my afternoon nap.
>>16545300you can take away my new glenn launch. you can take away my usui clear stream. you can take away my very posting privileges. but there is one thing you can never take away from me: my virginity.
>>16545316kek same, finally my sleep disorders are useful for once
SOMEHOW ELON IS BEHIND IT, huh
>>16545312>Was surprised to see it still hadn't launched over an hour lateryou must be new
>>16545271Still farther than Jeff's big rocket has been so far.
I have work today in 5 hours I can do it
good puzzle lads
They found a serious fault somewhere and the engineers are scrambling to get it fixed, aren't they?
Well done team
can the technoarchs or whatever the hell they call themselves just send a drone to peacefully just eliminate me in my sleep now
>>16545252puzzle done
We did it reddit!
PLENTY OF TIME LEFT FOR ANOTHER GOON SESH, GONNA RUB ONE OUT
COMING IN 2031
>>16545329Based. For me it's Maisie.
>>16545329AAAAND DONE, WHAT DID I MISS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBAsi5pY2o
>>16545327DIS NIGGA EATEN BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS
>>16545327one day we'll all eat space food
I envy those who sleep.
Every time I look over the clock has counted back up.
>>16545318>finally my sleep disorders are useful for onceAre you me?>>16545331>nothing new in the bbw thread on /d/ since I last checkedFug
>>165453333 more delays
>>16545338well stop looking
Blue Moon is still happening right guys?
>>16545338stop looking. You're ruining it for everyone
>>16545338based relativistic poster
>>16545319kino
How much longer is even left in the fucking window?
>>16545085Main Character Syndrome
>>16545347I too wonder
>>16545319How does this shit land?
>>16545329I've ejaculated for each delay so far.I don't think I can think my dick can take any more
>>16545347one and a half hours
>>16545347window closes at 4 am
>>16545347An hour and a half plus change if my brain is not fucking with me this early.
>>16545342noodly Martian genotype
Finally, the (proper) pizza has arrived. Now New Glenn can launch.
>>16545353>4 amwhat time zone, dingus
>>16545356that looks good
>>16545356mmm sloppa
>>16545342blorgin are professional mockup artists
>>16545356can I bum a slice?
>>16545356thank you anon. my blue balls can't endure any longer
>>16545357Eastern Burger Time, its a KSC
Those poor little ones will get their first rocket lunch scrubing
Bezos is now "both sides are good" posting about Elon and Moon/Mars.
Aside from the fact I just don't want to be here until the end of the window I've got a really nice view of the pad from where I'm working so I could actually see it take off.
they paid for that launch window, and they will use every last drop of it
>>16545364gotta teach 'em young
>>16545364Good, it'll teach them character
>>16545356Mmm that looks good nigga
JUST SCRUB SO I CAN SLEEP
>a few anomaliesyeah they're scrubbing
>>16545356My guy eating like a king
its gonna be scrubbed. if it does not launch in the first hourish of the window then there is something more serious holding it back
>>16543138bots
>>16545356Looks good
>>16545356bro the fuck kinda pizza is that?
The FAA should fine them a billion dollars for closing the airspace for nothing
>good practiceyep it's a scrub
>No launch thread so the general itself is stickiedA disaster
>>16545356wish I didnt run out of fucking food, enjoy your munchies
>>16545381my faultI usually make the launch threads, for the past 9 years
good thing i asked mom to buy me some snacks earlier today
>>16545384Does you mom have a nice ass?
>>16545383it's fine. There's no launch so why bother with a new thread?
it is almost 3 am this is no time to be eating
>>16545387jej
Thread theme https://youtu.be/mML2fPec7xU
>>16545319But how do you decelerate?
>>16545356Woah, is that the Jeff Sokol special??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJIlftta6fk
my lazy wife is so pretty :)
>>16545350Suicide nuke.
>>16545378Build your own pizza. A simple pizza base meant for adding ingredients. I added peperoni, chorizo, cheddar+parm cheese, and Italian seasoning.>>16545377It better. Shit cost me 755 rubles.
>>16545379Has anyone asked about the impact New Glenn will have on local seals?
>>16545393Rocket-tans are a thing?
>>16545398>rubles.yikes
>>16545386i don't know
>>16545392nah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72sAJpDIeq8
>>16545383supI made the IFT-6 launch thread for you
it's nice that they had all these promo videos prepared to fill the time during the 20+ delays
what if the problem with blue is that the rocket park's too nice? new glenn doesn't want to leave
>>16545400holy newthread should have never been pinned
>>16545404thanks
>Been here 10 years now (and no launches)We all have. And that's just the past hour and a half.
>>16545398>rublesI'm so sorry.
>>16545398>puccians on my anime forum Cringe
>>16545400Always was
newchad here. teach me the /sfg/ culture
>on launch daysLMAO
>>16545398>755 rublesThat's pretty in line with most frozen pizzas I see around here>>16545400>>16545417Lurk moar newfag>>16545409Sea dragon needs to be thicker>>16545415go away /ugh/
>>16545400rocketgirls are a /sfg/ staple>>16545407all of these videos would have been played during the long boring stretches of the launch
>>16545400Always has been
>>16545417usui clear fanclub
reminder that ganymede is the latin word for catamite
What a clown show for a spaceflight company that supposedly cross all the ts before pushing anything out of its door.
>t minus 4 minutes to 30 minutes
>>16545417check the discord
derpotatoe
>>16545400
>>16545417banana posting
>/sci/ learns there's a place that unironically worships muskthis general is gonna be a mess for the following days...
>>16545417go away
INB4 ANOTHER DELAY
>>16545417post your favourite Krystal imagefilthy frogposter
>>16545356why doesn't it have any toppings?
>>16545417Annihilate the atmosphere to improve engine performance.
>>16545400>>16545409>>16545416>>16545420>>16545430Does anyone have the Stoke one? Haven't seen it in a long time
TURTLE RELOCATION
TOTAL TURTLE DEATH
>>16545430> GayCqNzWwAA9aEh>Gayrocketgirls confirmed yuri
Can't believe Jeff killed 6 million turtles.
That Berger tweet is getting funnier and funnier
>>16545383I forgive you, you put in good work
>>16545417first you must suck Elon Musk's cock
>>16545440>>16545441duality of sfg
>>16545432Not after his indian episode
>>16545427No. Discord ruins threads and is used by midwits. I'm not installing your gay spyware so I can listen to you retards sperg over antique tech and while listening to a bunch of H1Bs jerking off to Elon Musk.
+30 minutes
I hope they hurry this up, I've got a meeting in 90 minutes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright I'm done
AIEEEEEEE
>>16545444which one>>16545449we also have a Minecraft server
> The /pol/ woo posters flood into the thread to jam the signalInevitable and unbearable.
>clock resetLMAO
SCRUBBED>SCRUBBEDSCRUBBED>SCRUBBEDSCRUBBED
Fuck off Jeff
My goodness. Only 40 more minutes already.
another delay
I really just came in here to see what the people who are subjecting themselves to this nonsense willingly.
Holy fucking God in heaven Jeff I need to sleep. Please, I'm begging you
>>16545417Refer to the first post after the OP
Holy fucking shit
>the countdown keeps getting longerKek, stuck valve strikes again
6th delay? 7th? We need a counter BO
>another delayThey're not even in the window anymore are they
GOD DAMMIT
>Another reset
IT WILL NOT LAUNCH TODAY
the clock is going backwardsdon't forget, you're here forever
>>16545441>>16545440USE TURTLES AS MASS SIMULATOR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>165454696th
>>16545442Got any Apollo-Onions/u/z?
>>16545442
FFS formally scrub already.
>>16545435thanks
>>16545470Surprisingly they are because it was 3 hours, 2 hours ago.
after this I think there might be time for one more delay
>TIME HAS BEEN ADDED
REUSABLE CLOCKS
Clear knew this would happen
>>16545470~1:20 left.It's going to scrub either way.>>16545479You can write Soyuz, tourist.
>>16545417>Be H1b>Go on dischord>Post endless nonsense to push the thread out of the catalog>rinse repeatWelcome to /sfg/
therty moar minoots
>>16545485mommy
OH COME ON I JUST WENT FOR A PISS HOW IS THAT ENOUGH JUSTIFICATION TO PUSH THE LAUNCH BACK
>>16545416This bunny needs breeding
>>16545483Ive been watching this shit so long I forgot what time it was, jesus.
Have they given any reasons why they are pushing the clock forward all the time?
>Taquisha get to your station you've delayed us 6 times already!>I'M ON BREAAAAAAAAAAAK
>Second stage spends so long full of LH2 that it embrittles and explodes before launch
they don't actually have 7 working be-4s, do they?
Just a couple more minutes hehJust a couple more hours hehJust a couple more days hehJust a couple more weeks heh
>>16545490Until the next thirty more minutes.
At this point I feel like Jeff needs to compensate me for wasting my time
>>16545493Stoke-chan a cute!
berger says 48 hour turnaround if they don't launch tonight.
lmao the posts in this thread make up like 30 uninterrupted sci posts by the post number. sfg continues to be about 50% of all sci posts, averaged out
>>16545488writing /u/ in Soyuz apparently tripped the word filter
>>16545439Whoops, all Astra!
should I just go to sleep now? I don't want to miss it but I suspect I wont
>>16545506No shit, tourist.
>>16545498Would be funny, but I imagine they are built to withstand several taking/detaninking for several scrubs.
>>16545442Propellant transfer is lewd.
>>16545417Do you accept God-Emperor Musk as you Lord and Saviour?
Just launch the fucking thing and let it blow up, you'll never gather any data staying on the ground.
>>16545479>Apollo-Onions/u/z>Onionsoh fuck that's hilarious. I forgot about that filterand no, I don't have anything, I'd like some myselfthis is somewhat relevant I guess
>>16545511Just gimme the yuri if you have any>>16545514Lewd, what's next gonna post hand holding?
>>16545505The rest of the board has been dead for years
>>16545517wrong boyo, we'll know the exact procedures done before launch
>>16545495"Anomalies".
>>16545417Can't have culture without life and there is no life in space.
BO respects your time as much as they respects Bezos's money.
>>16545519>gimme the yuri don't have to tell me twice
>>16545520Malvinas Argentinas btw>>16545504so Starship and Nuglin on the same day, got it
>>16545522But the only procedure you did before launch was rewinding the launch clock!
>>16545417it's not that easy
might be a possibility
Why even give a time when they are obviously paused indefinitely
>>16545530>Malvinas ArgentinasYour failed attempt at revitalizing your fucked economy back in the 80s says otherwise.
I'm going to bed, fuck off
URF
why is blue origin running an advertisement for the planet earth now
EARTHER GO HOME
>there might be a possibility
I bet the atmosphere is behind this
Earth so smol. Live in an Oneal Cylinder.ZEEK ZEON!
>>16545539Can't sell engines to the government without spouting The Message.
lol just put up "hold" instead of a timer if they aren't actually on a countdownwhat the fuck man
>we can't wait to fix earth first, we have to go nowOK Jeff, you can be in the club.
>>16545530>If the New Glenn launch attempt is aborted this morning, it likely would necessitate a 48-hour delay (at least). The weather becomes poorer two days from now, and the current launch window closes on January 16. So this may be their only chance for a bit. We'll see.https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1878707574486499709
>>16545518I've seen this on a booru a long time ago>>16545505/sfg/ and the other generals are the only threads that are consistently on topic. Most regular threads at this point threads are just /pol/ and unfunny shitposting, and its rare to find a decent /sci/ thread that's on topic, in depth, and lasts more than 20 posts. >>16545528Thank you, very c/u/te
>>16545524Observations
SOLARCELS BTFOSO ZASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8iaViNIy3U
https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1878709722666143821>No final decisions, but it sounds like this is not looking good for a launch this morning.
SPACE
>"SPACE"I didn't see that coming, wow
https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1878709722666143821>not looking good
>>16545535Meh, I was just memeing, don't really care about the islands. We are on a good track with Milei though, aka Musk's new best friend :)
>>16545554>Bo BurnhamAs much I like laughing at Bezos, I always hated this faggot
>>16545547Like I said, they scrubbed hours ago. This is just a dry run at this point
BO reeks of globohomo
The factory can't hurt you. We launched it towards Saturn.
>>16545560>We are on a good track with Milei thoughYou thought that about the junta and Falklands too.
I'm gonna eat the New Glenn
>>16545539what do you think the "blue" and "origin" in blue origin stand for?
naw blud installed the megastructures DLC :skull:
>>16545549See you all next year, jesus fuck
>>16545563It's fake new "innovation" that's been happening since the pandemic. Pretending to be innovative while using technology from the 60's
>>16545561he's low T and feminine, his style and comedy appeals to women and gays
>really hardhmmm
>>16545574just like me rn
>>16545560some of your desert shit up in the northwest of your country is the best land on earth for solar farms, go build shit up there.
You know they had to make 4 hours of footage, with 3 hours of it being sorted by how much they wanted the public to see it. We're getting into the pig slop now.
>>16545570You can't seriously look at the tech they have and pretend it's from the 60's though.
>>16545566At least it'll get off the ground.
Whats going on why are we a sticky for New Glenn. I would think janny doesnt give a shit about this no? Starship I get but NG?
BOYSwe scrubbin?
>>16545577nothing beats the astra pre-filmed explosion response clip they played heh
>>16545581latex fail
>>16545577i'd at least rent out some vtubers who could do a singing stream and keep things interesting if we get stuck in scrubhell like this
You won't do shit on the moon if you don't LAUNCH THE FUCKING ROCKET, Jeff!
ZEEK ZEON
>>16545572You don't need to remind me. My first exposure to him was when he performed at Uni my freshman year and the song he opened with was "Straight White Male.">>16545581>jakpost is a faggot that can't into LatexLOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
I remember when they fixed the red text on sci, to prevent people from making fake banned messages. It was like 2016. Give it up lmao
New jighttps://jiggie.fun/LKEw8u
>>16545595they don't load for me :(
lol what was all that posting?
Users were jannied by this faggotry.
>>16545556https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1878711040239870329
>propellants that are less harmful to the earth, like liquid oxygen
>>16545565I'm high on hopium this time, what could go wrong>>16545576I hope the next Gigafactory is built here, fingers crossed.
>>16545600a surprise to no one
>>16545600>It's a technical issue with the rocketSlow and steady bros...
17 minutes
BO needs a "fuck it we ball" launch director.
These retarded hosts are stumbling over their holier than thou platitudes
Join the BPS.space streamhttps://www.youtube.com/live/FHxN92u-V50
>>16545609Buy an ad.
Is Jeff still in the control room? Poor guy, must be feeling sleepy
Oioi lads
>>16545595wtf is this chinkshit
New Scrub
>>16545618Scrub Origin haha
>counter goneSCRUB INCOMINGGET DOWN
aborthttps://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1878713938109776032>They're scrubbing the launch attempt of New Glenn this morning. Not sure when it will be made official.
>>16545613naw he slipped into the executive bathroom and hit some sugar
>>16545613He may as well be in the trench for all the good he's done.
T-0 LIFTOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:00:00
SCRUB MY STINKY BALLS
Body Odoring fails. Better luck getting it up next time, baldy.
SCRUBBED
Ive been trolled
F
>scub
timer gone, it's over
Kekaroooooo!
SCRUB MY ASS
FEROCIOUSLY
IT'S OVER
LIFTOFFIKZ
Fuck jeff bezos
scrub a lub dubprobably a hydrolox issue
>>16545620>>16545621RIP, anyone know if they have announced a next window?
Is it detanking?
Now unsticky this shit and fuck off, tourists.
good night
OWARI DA...
>>16545635SCRUB FEROCIOUSLY
welcome to the club
We have passed through time itself.
Fucking atrocious.At least SpaceX has the decency to scrub early on.
>>16545647kek
slowly but ferociously wasted two hours of my life
>>16545640https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1878707574486499709>If the New Glenn launch attempt is aborted this morning, it likely would necessitate a 48-hour delay (at least). The weather becomes poorer two days from now, and the current launch window closes on January 16. So this may be their only chance for a bit. We'll see.
ITS MOTHER FRICKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
Watch them spincope this->"we had a very successful countdown tonight, and will proceed sometime this week".
Did the presenters commit sudoku or something? Fess up.
woke up and kept gettin edged for 2.5h they should have just scrubbed it right away if there was a technical problemfor fucks sake
>>16545649This way they get valuableDATAATA
>>16545653OK Mr Weather Man
MILK THE BLUE ORIGIN OFFICE TITCOWS
BERGER SAYS SCRUBSCRUB
The King remains unbeaten.
>>16545656they probably fell asleep
KSC is still counting down?
>>16545657>We can't keep resetting the countdown for you to take smoke brea->I'M ON BREAAAAAAAK!
CLOCK TEST PASSED! IT WAS A BIT HARD TO COUNTDOWN FROM 30 MINUTES TO ZERO AND WE HAD TO RETRY A FEW TIMES BUT WE PERSEVERED! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
>>16545658THIS :clap: IS :clap: WHY :clap: WE :clap: TEST
>>16545666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8t6FHKPMuk
Berger is lying. Keep it up, blue bros!
>>16545560>powering your economy through just debt>good track
honestly I had fun today nonetheless. Glad to know BO hasn't changed at all throughout the years
>SHEEEIIIT, DIS DUN ROKIT BE TAKIN TU LAWNG>*exits out fire escape for another smoke*>*building evacuated
ahh the sounds of detanking
>>16545665Why are you watching NASA basedflight?
At least their rockets never blow up
>those soundsIt's over
>>16545674yep, detanking confirmed. go to bed everyone.
>>16545653Thanks anon.
Not satisfied with wasting Jeff's money, now BO come to waste everyone's time.
looooooolollololol
Blue Origin? More like Blue Balls.
THE ROCKET DON'T WORK
BO roastedcookedfriedbaked
scrubbed officially
goodnight /sfg/
SCRUBhttps://x.com/blueorigin/status/1878715911563313651>thread is not a sticky anymore>image limitACTIVATE LES
Owari
KKKEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK>NEXT YEARNEXT YEAR>NEXT YEAR
Aww, too bad.I've never watched a launch live before.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Launch aborted. Staging failed. Activating LES:>>16545695>>16545695>>16545695>>16545695
GRADATIM FEROCERLMAO
How did Clear know?
>>16545672>I had fun today nonethelesssame, watching a live stream with sfg might be one of the best experiences ever. My sides hurt from so laughing so much lmao
I blame DEI.
sleep fucked for no reason, fuck you jeff
>>16545698God moves in mystious ways.
>>16545696>staging at page 1
Holy shit...I've never seen the replies hit that high
>>16543091Blue Orgin? More like Blue Balling
>>16545724 It was already at bump limit before it got stickied
>Be me>Be tired>See imminent launch>Repeated delays during countdown>Bet that the rocket is going to scrub>Wake up minutes ago>Might as well check what happened>Scrubbed
>>16543104look at this retard
>>16545733might as well bet that the sun will rise tomorrow while at it
Scrub Glenn
we did the puzzle
No launch, but at least I made anime tiddy puzzles with internet rocket racists.
Jeff is a nigger
>wake up>catch up>it's on page 2>image limit expended>various shouts of "sticky"holy fuck faggots, start a launch thread next time before the mods can make a sticky
>>16545863didn't launchthus no launch thread
>>16545881sorry, I meant start a scrub thread
>>16544159gah, scrubbed. lame. sorry for anyone bothered to stay up for it
>>16545130lmao
I wanted to post a picture of my launch viewing spot in here but I kept wondering if I'm not actually supposed to show that.
I just got back from a long shift at work, how did the Blue Origin launch go?
>>16546472Scrubbed. They may be making another attempt tonight.
>>16545239Ground based laser stations.
>>16544159>>16544483>>16544484>privatedlol
Blue Origin's New Glenn tonight/tomorrow morning 1/14 @ 1:00am local. It is back on.
>>16546680Yeah, in fantasy land
>>16546696https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1878950836208050188
>>16546716You just posted the fantasy land official hotline
>>16546716https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1878987377705881992Now its 16th. Day after Starship
>>16543233>russia>replacing the isslol. lmao. they are lucky if they manage to keep space access by keeping their ancient sojuz shitboxes chugging along. at the rate they are degenerating and decomposing that is
>>16545663It's currently beaten in every metric
>>16547416Not by Nooglin, that's for sure.
>>16544987If they have access to Bezoar's engines why don't they beg for government money so they can design a reusable rocket and not go bankrupt.
>>16547425It's almost like neither vehicle is done
>>16545191Yes...follow me to the back office, I got something for yo-- I mean them.We'll be sure to pound out this situation real quickly--heh--yes.
>>16547798I think I would pound her out pretty quickly with my cock
>>16547816Rude
LESS THAN ONE HOUR FOR BLUE ORIGIN TO LAUNCH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmOwYOO1G4I's happenning.
Welcome back fags. Tongiht is the night, i can feal it
