coincidences do not exist
>>16547184What's gnorts, mr alien?
>>16547189gnort on my ligma
>>16547184This is the equivalent of seeing jesus in a dog's anus, but 10x worse.
>>16547189universal extra terrestrial greeting
>>16547192Neil Armstrong died of ligma?
>>16547184>coincidences do not existYes, they do.
>>16547197Is the G silent or vocalized? I really want to get this one right, you know like so they don't eat me.
>>16547184this blows the whole thing wide open
>>16547202who is Steve Jobs?
>>16547870ligma gnorts
>>16547613The G isn't silent in Armstrong, why would it be silent backwards?
>>16547975>People are strong when you're a stronger . . .Gnorts, Anon. Gnorts and Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.
>>16547184For backwards consistency, Gnorts Mr Alien would be the last human to leave the Moon, THOUGH.
>>16547184holy fucking shit it's actually real
>>16548652technology confirms it
that just means "not an alien"if there are or are not coincidences, from the principle of nomitive determinisim. clearly armstrong is not an alien.
>>16548709I FUCKIN LOVE SCIENCE!
>>16548652>>16548709>>16548881fuck yeah, kek