Apologize
Going to jinx it
>>16549722Ohhh shit
>>16549707No u.
>>16549707I'M SORRY FOR USING TWITCH ADBLOCKERSBUT I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!!!SORRY DADDY DDDDD:
>this guy has ICBMs now
>>16549707I don't have reason to.
>>16549707jeff bezos: i don't like it when people say i look like an alientherapist: well you did exploit earth's resourcesbezos: so that i can build my spaceshiptherapist: ...bezos: *licks eyeball*
We grading on a curve? He launched a tiny payload and didn't even stick the landing.
One day he'll reach planet Mountain Dew.
>>16549707Can my guy become a hero instead of a villain and save the world?
>>16550314the only way to get rich is being an evil greedy fuck
>>16549707nice lunar lander picrel you fag
Amazon is cool and all, but you still did a massive stinking dump on Tolkien’s grave.
sorry
>>16550180New Glenn was a success
>>16550314He's preparing for Superman to destroy the planet to save it
>>16550305>We grading on a curve?While BO has been moving at oldspace speeds Falcon 1 Flight 1 exploded 25 seconds after launch with the payload ending up on the ground next to it's shipping container.So comparing first orbital attempt to first orbital attempt BO has done a lot better.https://web.archive.org/web/20150921173552/http://www.usafa.edu/df/dfas/Papers/20062007/FalconSAT-2%20Launched%20(and%20Recovered)%20-%20France.pdf
>>16549707I'm sorry you couldn't figure out which chemicals on your website grow hair, Papa Jeff.>protip: lots of oxidizers qualify, so do peppermint, hemp, and mulberry root oils.
The ambitions are shrinking by the minute
>>16553147At this rate China will send robots there and claim all the resources
The chad jeff bezos vs the virgin south african loser
I KNEEL
>>16553234Only humans who go there and come back alive can claim anything there.
>>16549707i own over a dozen ram jets that i can safely fly on. beat that.
