Nooglin in the streets edition Previous: >>16806696
Reminder that space is an aryan venture and we need to do everything in our power to stop commies and shitskins weasling their way into our space exploration efforts.
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>>16809615So when are you enlisting for the war?
>>16809613KSC shittle display bros…
>>16809615The first words spoken on Mars will be in Mandarin.
>>16809620waiit when the fuck did this happen
>>16809620DAY OF THE CLAW
>>16809620For what purpose?
It's a "meme" drive because it'll work if enough people believe in it.The collective unconscious can edit reality retroactively.
>>16809627just like how sissy hypno edited you to like cock.
>>16809626Ted Cruz made ze call
>>16809628bambi sleep*SNAP*bambi stop being a butthole on /sfg/*SNAP*bambi reset*SNAP*
>>16809627I dunno I call it a meme drive cause its easier than saying "speculative motive physics" drive but it takes us firmly into that territory which is also meme territory
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>meme drive works>humanity uses it to rapidly explore the solar system>discovers Planet 9 deep in the Oort Cloud>it has an ancient alien artifact embedded within it>excavated and reverse engineered humanity unlocks instant interstellar travel with the technologyTrust the plan, sci-fi writers in control
Explain the meme drive to me NOW>what is it powered by?>what does it emit, or is it emissionless UFO shit?>is there a demonstration vehicle or at least a static fire?>What agency is developing it?>Was there recent news? Evidence that it works?
Where is the Polymarket for the meme drive?
>>16809641You forgot to include 3I/ATLAS playing the role of Rama.
>>16809647fuck it I'll explain it cause it was /sfg/ where I first learned about QI and the first meme drive anyways (back then it was the photon tape loop drive or something like that)>powered by electricity >emits electrons>does some quantum tunneling shit or whatever to accelerate the stream of electrons faster to one side of the drive generating thrust from the quantum vacuum or some shit>OTP-2 in orbit now has 2 propellantless propulsion units onboard currently undergoing testing and seeming to have generated thrust>IVO private company made the drive, Rogue Space is hosting it as a payload onboard their satellite launched on Transporter 13you can track the satellite here have fun https://celestrak.org/NORAD/elements/graph-orbit-data.php?CATNR=63235
Docs via NASA:https://ntrs.nasa.gov/citations/20250002000NASA HQ short timer with a "Policy Studies" doctorate discovers NASA is awesome and should get more of your money. Note he sure isn't discussing launch vehicles, manned or cargo transport.
>>16809656How do you suppose they should compare NASA built launch vehicles to industry ones when they have never built one in house?
>>16809657You could read the paper and see how they're defining those terms. But you're just cranky from your bottom surgery while you're on furlough.
>>16809656Just one more cost-plus mega contract please, PLEASE
>Starship Flight 11>New Glenn 2 - Escapade>H3 - HTVX And that's it for the year, nothing else interesting
>>16809659kek
>>16809660>MSR just needs another $10 billion and 10 years!
>>16809661There is an interesting CLPS mission this year.
>>16809666>Late 2025Burger laws
>>16809640>geosynchronousThey meant co-orbital, surely?
>>16809669Unfortunately, that site use AI. Even obvious basic math errors turn up despite their "editors". Welcome to Internet 4.0
>>16809654>accelerates electrons>propellantlessSo it's air breathing?From the tracker, it seems it's losing altitude slightly slower than expected? Maybe I'm reading it wrong
>>16809668>>16809666Isn't Blue Moon Mk1 supposed to be late 2025
>>16809679new glenn is NOT flying 2 more times this year. they'll be lucky to get escapade out before november
>>16809628>>16809631/sfg/ is diseased
>Crawling into the Shuttle Gimp Box to dieBleak ending.
>>16809704You could also don an EVA suit and ride through reentry in the payload bay
>>16809711"Behold! European Science triumphs again!"
"It's only a model.""*shush*"
I really want chinky MSR to happen just so I can see the oldspace boomers finally lose it.
>>16809719>>16809720dedicated observatory on mars when?
>>16809732>let's launch our telescopes out of the atmosphere into the vacuum of space... to place it on another rock with an atmosphere!!Fucking genius, why didn't NASA hire this anon already?
Would NASA and the American space industry have unfucked itself if Russia was still a real rival in the 21st century?
Make space straight, white, and male again.
>>16809745Ares V would have been flying at least 6 times a year if Energia was continued.
>>16809749is she an actual brainlet?
>>16809749>BBC Radio
>>16809735on another note, would that make the moon a nice big telescope location? or because of her tidal locking shenanigans would be an issue? or is just makes more sense to have space telescopes in that case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZ-uofRl5g
>>16809749never understood anons fascination with her, yes he's fuckable but almost every famous female singer is.
>>16809773Literally everyone wants a radio observatory on the moon. It was even in Uchuu Kyoudai
Still mad it's called Super Heavy and not StarBooster.
>>16809732>>16809735How about giant telescope station on Phobos or Deimos then?
>falcon heavy is considered a super heavy launch vehiclethis is just wrong. change the cutoff from 50 t to 70t
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>>16809789What's the point of Yenisei?
>>16809789block one starship is not a SHLV
up goes the booster
>>16809776there was a theory like a decade ago that she used to post on this website so that's why a lot of anons are obsessed with her
sideways goes the booster
down goes the booster
>>16809634pulsed fission/fusion coulda been done 60 years agoand yet people harp on meme drives because liberals hate nuclear explosions
>>16809799NTA but the reality is that hate against nuclear is, unfortunately, bipartisan. The oil and gas industry, which is heavily right wing, lobbies against it because it threatens their business and they’d rather not invest in it so it’s easier to just scare politicians into pushing oil. Left wingers meanwhile hate it because idk. They do it for free. Idiots like AOC and the german government think it’s le scary and honestly I have no clue why this is
>>16809656naturally a cost plus contract to a private company, to pay them to start from the beginning on an awful vehicle filled with "legacy" hardware/software is going to be more expensive than just telling your rocket development team to do it themselvesIf they had one and weren't just a buncha bureaucrats
>>16809800>I have no clue why this isalso the oil and gas industrythey literally paid off green peace to protest nuclear. I wish I was joking.
>>16809789Chart is uttr horseshit. First off, Falcon Heavy uses the same upper stage and payload adaptor as Falcon 9 which is structurally incapable of loads over 26T. Second off, >Starship (block 1)>~50 tLMAO.
>>16809808>structurally incapable of loads over 26Tonly midwits make this pointthe adapter is, not the stage. you can just fix the adapter
>>16809790and why would russia make a completely new shllv when they have the legacy of energia?
>>16809810>Source: trust me broif it was so easy why didnt spacex just do that for gateway instead of losing out on a juicy launch contract?
>>16809814huh? spacex is launching gateway
>>16809815Half of Gateway. The other half is a SLS ride along. Unless that has changed.
>>16809817I thought that was more of a fairing size issue. they made an oversize fairing for it and it still can't fit the whole thing
We can't even colonise Siberia and you want to colonise Mars
we can't even colonize the Atlantic and you want to colonize Europa
>>16809791*when in a fully reusable config
>>16809808>Falcon Heavy uses the same upper stage and payload adaptor as Falcon 9 which is structurally incapable of loads over 26THalf true, the ISS deorbit vehicle will be heavier than the standard Falcon upper stage can handle.
>>16809817>The other half is a SLS ride along. 1) These were never up for bids.2) The comanifested payload that EUS brings SLS is only ~10 tons.
underwater siberian sea gateway station
>>168098311) These were never up for bids.So?2) The comanifested payload that EUS brings SLS is only ~10 tons.So? Half a station is still half a station.
>>16809776Avril in her prime mogs the mid bitch.
>>16809820Man, winter can't come soon enough.
i love being collared
We will one day inhabit all the worlds of the solar system, colonise the stars and the Milky Way, know all the secrets of the universe, but we will NEVER EVER know what colours infrared and ultraviolet light are or what <20Hz and >20kHz sound sounds like. This makes me angry.
new vast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na34gUzRibo
>>16809676This is a more technical explanation in the old thread >>16806812It could still all just be quantum quackery/pseudoscience but hey lets wait and see the thing is in space right nowThere's also the whole quantized inertia theory aspect of it that I just don't have the desire to get into but apparently propellantless thrust is one of its predictions using this setup so it might validate an alternative to Dark matter/dark energy if it works
>>16809820>>16809849Why doesn't Sol have an entire planet that looks like this? Just snow and mountains as far as the eye can see. 30+ hour rotation period so you get to enjoy the sunsets. Comfy 0.5 atm Nitrogen and CO2 atmosphere and intermediate size between Mars and Earth for less back pain and struggle while traversing the mountains. Fuck Ceres and the fagteroid belt off and give us a true snow planet to complement the desert planet and the ocean planet.
>>16809853cool
>>16809855I'm hoping QI is real because relativity and dark matter put gay limitations on the universe
>>16809856mars will be much like this for about a millennia starting a few centuries after your death
>>16809860Same but in turn QI being real apparently means no warp drives or wormholes which are really cool and the best method of interstellar travel so
>>16809839You asked why SpaceX will not launch all of Gateway and your response to the answer of SpaceX never being given the opportunity was "so?".
>>16809864>hyperlanes
>>16809803so the oil industry basically psyopped the greens/left to hate nuclear and then it actually stuck and started a life of its own after decades of fear campaigning
>>16809657>NASA built launch vehiclesName one.
https://x.com/stoke_space/status/1975999056460865772
>>16809874But Eager Space they were going to fail because they don't have enough money???Who could have seen this coming?
https://x.com/asherbphotos/status/1975907888158892150
>>16809871That be the point.
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>>16809885first rocket made of wood?
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>>16809865>You asked why SpaceX will not launch all of Gateway!!! *cries*"Half of Gateway. The other half is a SLS ride along."That is called a statement. You are hallucinating a question that was never asked.
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>>16809891looks like linen phenolic ablator kind of
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>>16809876>never tell me the odds50/50
>>16809875no they are gonna fail because their rocket is too fucking small
https://x.com/davill/status/1975959000132038664
>>16809898>if it was so easy why didnt spacex just do that for gateway instead of losing out on a juicy launch contract?Statements don't have question marks.
>>16809907That’s kind of the same thing.
>>16809908>Lots going on today omg!Or in other words, a comparatively slow day over at SpaceX
>>16809910You don’t need to watermark your photos lil bro, the dogshit color editing is the instant giveaway
>>16809911You are referring to>>16809814Which is a different statement by a different poster.
>>16809913I seriously wonder why people keep falling for the small sat market meme. It doesn't exist. Every small sat launcher is dead or making a larger rocket.
I'm back to eat human shit
>>16809924still seething badly
>>16809924I'm a dirty shit!
>>16809924Hi Thunderfoot how's the channel going?
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1976058665280078003
