Orion is getting stronger edition
>>16946603Previous >>16944583
put the stream in the OP!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
Can someone tell me why leftists are obsessed with this "coming together" shit? Is it just a dogwhistle for "I hate white people" without outright saying it because deep-down they know white people are the ones responsible for such achievements?
how will you react when the alien mothership comes and abducts the whole crew when they go to the dark side of the moon?
>>16946613because they're communists
>>16946613>the white hand of Saruman
>>169466133 posts in and you have to post some /pol/-lite drivel? come on man, we're here to watch Artemis 2. stop.
>>16946614
>>16946613It's an anti-exceptionalism viewpoint, where every great achievement (only Western ones, mind you) is transformed into a global one. The purpose is to diminish national pride in our achievements.
>>16946614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNul2QETPE
>>16946614>oh fuck, Trump is going to pull out the black budget weapons for this shit
>>16946613You goddamn better believe it's going to be the Stars and Stripes up there.
>>16946629now you know why starman is up there
>>16946626>ATTENTION INTERLOPER
pic related for the guys in the last thread who said Vietnam didn't kill Apollo>budget immediately tanks after the escalation in 1965Money is to be spent, and when it's not spent on space I am disgusted. Fuck a penny for nasa. I demand a dime.>>16946618You should've seen this place back when demonrats were trying to ban Elon from building starbase and launching starship because of some endangered species of Mexican jumping worm
https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo?si=UVp-EuK1JmKfRWhx
>>16946637we're going to have to piss on the moon if they don't get that damned toiled fixed
>>16946636(you can blame the republicans for that drop-off btw, even though some people here will screech about it not being the case)
>>16946642why are you posting x garbage in my toilet-watching general? seriously.
>>16946642it's not that serious
>>16946642>Why aren't we neutering anyone below 110 IQ?because we're actively subsidizing their fertility through all dat money fo dem programs
>>16946642Dey not gettin a good lunch
Hello, /sfg/. shame we have to cut the quality of these 8mb images down
>>16946636>most ambition plan so far>NASA budget only goes downIt's good to know that moon bases are only a fantasy.
is this true? if so, why all this business about 'we're going to the Moon to go to Mars'?
>>16946652It is true. What this guy doesn't mention is, since there is no atmosphere, you can build infrastructure to launch stuff from the moon without using any fuel at all.
>>16946652I'm sure there is a better map than this one but yeah, kinda?
>>16946648make a thread on /hr/
>>16946652Some people are of the opinion that we should be as close as possible to Earth, while learning to live on another celestial body. Mars is months away, while The Moon is hours away. It makes sense, but I think it's gay as fuck. Those people have no balls.
>>16946656Closed loop life support is a huge unsolved problem. You can iterate on the system on the moon without putting people's lives in imminent danger.
>>16946652Yes which is why Starship is better for Mars. You need almost the same amount of refuels, but also you don't need to have separate vehicle for landing.The time requirement going to Mars is the biggest roadblock.
>>16946659Bonus points for the moon: the lack of atmosphere means you can use magnetic accelerators to send stuff to orbit.
>>16946659time shmime. just bring a few books. it'll go by in a breeze.Spaniards and Dutch colonized the world in tiny boats that took months to get anywhere, and half of them died in the process. we're just too babied nowadays.
>>16946654not sure if better here it is another
just take the subway
>>16946662tfw no Eris rover.
Why is Venus requirement so massive?
>>16946636NASA should get 5% which would be around $300 billion. Fuck moonbase Alpha shenanigans. O'Neill cylinders by 2100 should be the goal.
>>16946666I too want to know. plane change perhaps?
>>16946661trvthnvke
>>16946636The combination of the budget for the space race against the commies, mixed with the cost of the Vietnam war against communism, bankrupted the U.S. so Nixon decided to go off the Gold standard that backed our currency up with, and just use FIAT and print as much as we wanted into hyper inflation.
>>16946671I don't see the big deal, let's just go back on the gold standard then
>>16946650moon base money was spent in desert storm sowwwyyyyyyyy :)
>>16946652This is why the program will fail. There will never be any serious attempt at Martian colonization until after we already have a multi-trillion dollar space to space industry set up in cislunar space. Even then, humans cannot survive through multiple generations with that much of a gravity difference. So even if we do end up going to Mars, it'll be to plunder the planet for immediate resource to construct space colony's around it. Going to the moon should be about learning how not to die in space and developing industry to set up the cislunar economy. Especially in regards to manufacturing, energy production (space to Earth first, then space to space) along with setting up the logistics infrastructure to support all of the operations. The goal should be to have enough industry to where it is cheaper to extract, refine, build and launch shit into space off of the moon than it would be from off of Earth. That's when you're able to start building the cool shit. At that point, things like O'Neill cylinders become the goal because unlike all other empires throughout history who had to conquer the land. You now build it in order to increase the overall population for more industrial/economic output and to increase the tax base so that you can build more. With the levers of power being the energy generation and launch capabilities... But that's for future generations to fight over. First things first, you gotta actually lay the groundwork to get to that point in the first place. All of that trumps going to Mars just to plant a fucking flag that would be nothing more than a vanity project like Apollo. Space should be reserved for pro natalists only. I want my space empire to E X P A N D.
>>16946666>>16946668atmosphere drag losses on ascent. Earth and Titan also have this: delta-V to asend to orbit higher than the orbital velicity by an amount related to the density.
>>16946677ohhhhh that's for ascent too. I see.
>>16945344We put the chalkboard vertically, not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
>>16946672At the time, the president of France, Charles DeGaul, had found out that the United States started to print more currency than we had gold/silver to back it up with. (Roughly 1969-1970 ish I think)After World War Two there was a world meeting of world leaders called "Breton Woods" (name of the hotel in the U.S.).At this meeting it was decided that they would all use the U.S. dollar as the world reserve currency. So all of the nations from Europe moved their gold/silver over to the United States to keep it in our vaults at Fort Knox. They would use the dollar, they would have it backed up with precious metals.We started to just fucking say fuck it and mass print after fighting the war against commies and the space race. And they (Frances economic team) found out so they pulled all of their gold out of the vaults.And then we just said fuck it, and deracinated the global economy, because all 200 nations upon planet Earth are currently utilizing a FIAT system, be it the Euro, BRICKS, Petrol dollar, Pound, its all unbacked hyper-inflating FIAT slop....We cant go back, only forward. They need to flip the board in order to fix any of this at this point.
I would not be able to resist reading from the Bible, Apollo 8 style, if I was up there. Not even religious but the seething from fedoras would be irresistible and I’d have to take the opportunity. As it’s Easter, John’s account of the crucifixion I think would get the most outrage.
>>16946686Spicier bits of Book of Enoch for me
>>16946675based pregnancy fetishist
>>16946685fascinating shape
>>16946685pee pe e
>>16946693:)
>>16946691Fascinating shape
>>16946685>be yurop>spend money you do not have on world wars you shouldn't be fighting>creditor who now owns your debt starts doing the same thing you did>tells you to abandon your now useless empires that you can't even defend>get buttmad>try to crash the plane with no survivors>wind up getting shackled to the petrodollar instead*chef's kiss*just win baby
>>16946686You would never be selected for another mission again.
>>16946613it's just hippie bullshit that sounds good. they don't really care
>>16946701pregnant bellies are biologically meant to be a fascinating shape.
David Willis (who wrote to his congressman about Isaacman's 'gutting' of SLS) is now onboard!
What's the fastest a generation ship could fly as far as we know?
nigga looks like he's in an aurora
>>16946708>david willisyou mentioning his name like this made me think he was actually some person of note who's opinions mattered or had influence, but no, it's just that guy.
>>16946703>creditor who now owns your debtWho?I think you'll find it's the other way around with Europe and the rest of the world buying US debt.And that's been the case for a very long time now.
>>16946713Are you familiar with the concept of the passage of time, anon? And that things that are now used to not be so?
>>16946711I see no one in this image
>>16946703>just win>while tardmerica is burning downYanks are truly masters of irony
>>16946703>petrodollarwon't exist in a couple of months
>>16946715Your post implies this is something recent when we've been picking up your tab for longer than your grandparents have had urges.
>>16946613This flag is xenophobic.
>>16946720>weYou didn't do shit, brownie.
>>16946720I don't think you've understood my post at all. Or the history of international finance, for that matter. Take a look at this flag.
>>16946703Where We SLOP One, We SLOP ALL!The only good thing, is that all 200 nations of Earth are all in the same FIAT currency boat together We either all unite together to unfuck this shit and fix the mess....or we suffer a global hyper inflationary collapse....Aint gonna be no world bank to bail Zimbabwe out....its gonna be Omega Wiemar mode globally....everyone will all suffer togetherA global class warBricks is FIAT, the Euro is FIAT, the pound, the ruble, all of it....ALL.OF.IT.IS.FIAT.SLOP.Hyper-inflating FIAT SLOP For whenever the yokels decided that instead of the natural leverage of The Creators stellar evolutionary periodic table of elements gold/silver rarity is to be replaced with a fat greedy ape holding down the print button....we seem to lose.Strangely enough, the fat greedy ape always, always, always prints more paper. And The Creators stellar rarity of elements is...well....adamant....congruent in a way that the fat greedy ape with their finger on the print button is not.......But we cant go back to metals, we have to leap frog past currency itself. Its just a slop race towards using things like vast quantities of electrons (energy as a form of money) compressed into storage devices. We have to kill money itself, or humanity dies upon the global stage. This far, and no farther....
meds
>>16946053>and ICPS on topThere's only one ICPS left you stupid nigger, and Musk doesn't want a man rated FH anyway.
>>16946704You sue for religious discrimination then and they have to let you fly :^)
what am i in for?
>>16946742They would simply never select your retarded ass again.
This thing is going about a mile a second? H-he's fast!
We're gonna build an American moon colony and we're gonna make China pay for it.
i saw news that the US claims space superiority over iran and saw that they referenced this sitehttps://www.defenseone.com/threats/2026/04/us-has-declared-space-superiority-over-iran-what-does-mean/412605/https://spacedata.aei.org/space/satellites
>>16946751freedom ver.
are we there yet?
>>16946760Don't.
/pol/ now has an Artemis II general. >>>/pol/532436471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbBWQnaqa74
>>16946766and it turns into a falt earth and moonhoax fest instantly. thankfully this place seems to have escaped much notice. so fucking annoying
>>16946658>without putting people's lives in imminent danger.with orion in nrho the lives of people on the moon will always be in high danger. Rewatching old apolo footage it's striking how they had a contingency for everything and were constantly doing go no-go polls during the lunar stay. They could abort to orbit at a moments notice so were only about a week from home. Meanwhile if you land in Artemis 4 and need to abort after a few hours then tough luck, you will be waiting days just to do the abort liftoff.
>>16946766Pol has a dozen Artemis threads any given moment. The combination of Trumpian American triumphalism and toilets is irresistible to them.
Amazon’s total constellation target is reportedly 3,232 satellites. The company has now launched approximately 241. Its FCC license requires half the constellation, around 1,616 satellites, to be in orbit by July. The gap between 241 and 1,616 is not a gap that two extra satellites per Atlas 5 mission can close.Amazon filed a request with the FCC to extend the deployment deadline by two years or waive it entirely, citing delays from its contracted launch providers: Arianespace, Blue Origin, and ULA. The company is essentially arguing that it did everything within its control to meet the timeline, but the rockets weren’t ready.Give Jeff his waver. Better Bezos than Musk.
>>16946785You're laughing at poor jeffy but this will be Mush with hls next year
>>16946773You kidding? This place is filled with politics, including the rest of /sci/. It's just muted compared to /pol/ of all things.
>>16946788go hang out in the various artemis threads for a while and then come back here. you'll be glad of the respite.
NSF has a few ideas. They apparently got into Elon's Ketamine stash.
>>16946773 it turns into a falt earth and moonhoaxAnd sfg was an inertialess drive hang out for months. Wouldn't go pointing fingers.
>>16946743more delusional timelines. How can this man say with a straight face that Artemis 3 is next year when neither private provider has shown any prospect of being close to ready? Blue Origin is like 2 to 3 years away from being able to achieve this. SpaceX is about 8 to 10 years away.
>>16946792they stole this from the chinese
>>16946792Is it impatience or desperation at this point that's driving all the crackpot theory crafting? Is it because Starship isn't anywhere near ready to perform as advertised and that the only recent big step is Artemis II?
>>16946794Blue is working on their Yeet Lander hack that could happen in 2027. But the current Summer date is very aggressive. Maybe before the end of the year. HLS is stone dead.
>>16946796Think that's more of a bit of bant than a serious proposal.
>>16946796i like people proposing ideas even if they're not that great. its alot better than the usual whining and quips that you see by your average person on other websites.
>>16946618>pretending there's no inherent political component to Artemisneither stupidity nor dishonesty is a virtue
>>16946656The real reason for the delay is that Elon thinks 1) he can make lunar infrastructure not merely possible but actually profitable and 2) once Optimus is sufficiently capable, Mars infrastructure can be built, including ISRU propellant, long term closed system life support and food production can be demonstrated and operational at some scale before sending humans. It also potentially solves the catch and launch ground infrastructure problems if you're willing to wait long enough.But primarily it's about a greedy (in the technical sense) shift toward shorter term profit. Elon's plans are only meaningful if he can fund them.
>>16946805The politics of nationalism and influence, yes. The programs of the 60s even had that. But not pol's neo Nazi rants.
>>16946812racist fascist pig.
>>16946813It's bad trolling (or mentally retarded coping) because you're seething and shitting yourself but you couldn't even pretend to refute the obvious truth.Do better.
>>16946703>be amerigoy>only read robert maxwell's version of history>think you're super superior whilst you're actually just a hebrew's plaything about to be discardedEurope would have been on the moon had you not been such a good golem and destroyed Europe for your masters
>>16946812I'm one of those two groups and I say you should kill yourself.
>>16946819this you?
>>16946820Actually sorry I responded to the wrong person. You're good.>>16946813Kill yourself.
Wakey wakey
>>16946823eggs and rapey
this is very funny to me
>>16946809>Elon's plans are only meaningful if he can fund them.He has been able to fund whatever the fuck he wants for the last decade.At the same time, this has been your excuse for the last decade. What a coincidence.
>>16946785>The launch bottleneck is real, but Amazon’s situation is partly self-inflicted. Amazon’s parent company owns Blue Origin, whose New Glenn heavy-lift rocket was supposed to be a core part of the Kuiper launch strategy. Blue Origin was itself a source of the bottleneck: New Glenn’s delays contributed to the heavy-lift shortage that Kuiper is now citing as justification for an extension. The circularity deserves scrutiny.>The FCC’s milestone rules exist to prevent spectrum warehousing, and Amazon knew the launch market was constrained when it designed its deployment timeline. Without enforceable deadlines, applicants could seek authorizations to block rivals, increase bargaining leverage, or hold spectrum idle. The FCC has legitimate institutional reasons to enforce strictly.>If it grants exceptions based on investment size, it creates a precedent that rewards deep-pocketed applicants who can always claim extenuating circumstances. Every future operator seeking an extension will cite the Amazon case, and the FCC will have weakened the only enforcement mechanism that gives milestone rules teeth.>Moreover, Amazon designed its deployment schedule knowing Blue Origin’s New Glenn was unproven and heavy-lift capacity was tight. Amazon made a strategic choice, not one forced by external misfortune. If the FCC allows companies to externalize the consequences of their own launch bets onto the regulatory timeline, the milestone system becomes advisory rather than binding.>There is also a scenario the extension’s proponents rarely address: what happens if Amazon gets two more years and still fails to deploy? The spectrum remains locked, the precedent is set, and the FCC has spent its enforcement credibility for nothing. If the extension becomes a runway to an eventual wind-down, the warehousing critics will have been vindicated, and the FCC will have set a precedent it cannot easily retract.
Why do they have show cgi in the stream? Why can't ee have two cameras outside showing the earth getting smaller and the moon bigger? Do they want people to doubt them?
I feel sad that neither of the commercial landers leave a stage behind. The LEM descent stage remaining on the moon is such an awe inspriring and awesome monument to the acheivement. Leaving physical evidence of the acheivement for milliosn of years to come.
>>16946766God bless whoever made that threadSingle handedly saving /sfg/ from the tourist rape gangsWhy don't we do this for all important launches? Instead of making a new thread on /sci/, do it on /pol/ so they don't even come anywhere close to here.Especially after IFTs, the general tends to become unusable for weeks at a time. It's a serious problem.
>>16946828i think its rather lovely
>>16946648What continent is that on the left on the globe?
>>16946685There is nothing at all special about your favorite shiny rock. Get over it. Also this is a spaceflight board.
>>16946833the live feed has been pretty shit. spacex would have done a way better job
>>16946837not a bad idea
>>16946841They would have done a better job IF they had done the job. They didn't.
>>16946844i think thats fairly obvious yes, thank you Mr EDS
This is the man who will first open the hatch after they land back on Earth.
>>16946837thank Sagan that your superior euphoric intellect is here
>>16946836It's just some garbage that was too heavy to bother bringing back, just like Neil and Buzz's poop bags which are still up there too.
If I play Kerbal Space Program, will it teach me shit about orbital mechanics?
>>16946881yes
>>16946881Just let mechjeb do it and watch what it does to learn
>>16946881In theory, yes. In practice, depends just how retarded you are.
>>16946883>mechjeb
>>16946878>It's just some garbageSoulless
>>16946666Because venus is so massive.
>>16946652That was always a cope to avoid going to Mars
>>16946881You'll learn the basic shit and what goes on in a rocket launch and how orbits work in essence Not rocket science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo7mR44sqCQpowerful...
>>16946901I'm dying to cum in her pussy
today is LSOI day!
something seems off about this view count...
>female takes a selfie in space>"ugh women are fucking narcissistic bitches">male takes a selfie in space>*crickets*
>>16946918vgh.. a pioneer and explorer... sovl
>>16946841Isn't it all on the Deep Space network? Does SpaceX have a better connection out that far somehow?
>>16946924yep. it can go up to a few hundred mbps(?), which is quite good
>>16946844Elon should be forced to pay Boeing for Artemis
>>16946918well he's Canadian, that's feminine
>>16946927thats reid wiseman though. what will be your next cope i wonder?
emails discussion right now
even astronauts aren't exempt from Outlook issues, again
>>16946929the photo was candid
>>16946937>Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Leah flaunting her religion with that necklace. cringe
>>16946942happy Easter!
>>16946918There's a difference between "woman astronaut photographed in space" and "social media foid advertises herself as a sex object." It's subtle, but it's there.
>>16946940remember that one dude who wore that hawaiian shirt and got cancelled because there was a girl in a bikini on it?
Toilet status?
>>16946972Yes. And it was his wife who sewed the shirt for him.
>>16946974Full of shitcicles that would make Moscow proud.
>>16946977grim
>>16946795china is explicitly mentioned there
>>16946977must be why Gene Krantz always stuck with white
it's been 5 days already?
what's that on his finger?
>>16946987blood oxygen meter. technology connections has a nice video on it
>>16946988cool
>we're still updating outlook so everything but e-mail is golmao, common microsoft L
>>16946991this is what he took a picture of (it's me)
>>16946992https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Zawinski#Zawinski's_Law
Orion is as cramped and unaesthetic as the ISS, bring back Skylab kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1sr6aVzW9M
oi you got a loicense for that stowage?
>>16946995wow i didn't know that. awesome. why did they make the iss so small and cramped?
hot BRUSHING action going on right now.>>16946999because the modules had to fly up on a proton or in the shittle payload bay.
>>16947000gay. how did they do it with skylab?
>>16947001Using saturn
>>16947001a fuckin' Saturn V, mate. it replaced most of the 3rd stage.
>>16946988they are sciencing the shit out of it>>16946995its huge compared to Apollo
>>16947002>>16947003and they replaced that with the deadly space shuttle because?
>>16946613>>16946723I actually think a hand is a decent design for a flag of humanity as a wholecertainly better than random geometric shapesnot too hot about the colors though, too polite
EGGS
>>16947006MORMONS
>>16947007but i don't think you can put humanity under one flag, it's just hippie bullshit really
>>16947003Skylab is my favourite looking Saturn launch. My oh my what could have been.5 of these big fuckers could have put up a Mars or Venus flyby mission, we were so close.Imagine how far the voyager probes would be if they were launched on a Saturn V.
Musk is playing 4d chess. He knows that the best way to make America do a manned Mars mission is to have them spectacularly lose to China on the Moon, so he is doing everything he can to sabotage HLS. Trvst the Plvn
>>16946977lads, is wearing a hideous shirt worse than having a nazi fencing scar?
surely the well-tested, well-performing, under-budget and reliable orion heatshield will protect these 4 people from burning alive in 5 days, right?
legs
>>16947011that I agree withI'm just saying that if it were to happen somehow, I wouldn't mind a cool organic hand symbolit is meaningful even if you're an alien otherwise completely ignorant of our culture
>>16946817>would haveOk, but what about now? It is curious how the majority of Europe, right now, is in a non-destroyed state, and yet, no capability to go to the moon. What excuse will you come up with to explain this?
>>16946917lmao
snacks
>>16947011you're getting under a flag with me whether you like it or not bitch
Not enough normies care about this. If elol was doing it they would care more
pills here!
>>16946613>Is it just a dogwhistle for "I hate white people"Yes.
>>16947032they would care only to hate it. but this is caring admittedly
EXTREME THIRST
>>16947035No, it's a hope for motivating other group members to start pulling their weight. Even if someone's a retard, they're more likely to happily find something they can do or at least not be disruptive if they feel included as opposed to scorned. We're all stuck together in the same system forever and it would be better if we all helped
>easter>no egg huntwhat are they even doing?
>>16947045they mentioned hiding eggs earlier in the morning briefing with Houston. PAY ATTENTION.
>>16947021in space everyone can hear you fart
Artemis IV Go/No Go poll>FIDO GO>GUIDANCE GO>CONTROL GO>TOILET GO>CAPCOM GO
>>16947048I believe now we need a full time toilet person on console for the moon base
What are our space niggas up to?
>>16947052they'll be testing their space suits (seeing how quickly two of them can put them on), and installing the seats. they'll also be testing the pill-hole in the helmets.
>>16947050Space janitors are the real heroes
what is the worst thing with the highest probability of killing them right now?
>>16947058software.
The sissor that got away...
>>16947061scissors are important. apollo 17 tidbit:
>>16947054>installing the seatsI don't know if I would feel confident trusting my life to a seat I've had to assemble myselffuck something up and you'll smear yourself on the window during reentry>>16947059>softwaredo they have backup paper instructions?if they lost radio and an Outlook update decided to brick their tablet at an inopportune moment, would they be screwed?
>>16947068they have contingency plans for everything. even If the engines fail, they can still extend kevlar reinforced oars from the sides of the capsule and row back to earth
>>16947062Thanks for posting that. The thing that floated away just now looked more like ordinary nail clippers.
>>16947062& the audio: https://apolloinrealtime.org/17/?t=118:09:23>We had a lot of fun kidding him on the way out and all the way back about losing his scissors in a spacecraft which was, after all, not very big. But the complication was that the whole timeline on the surface was geared to having two pairs of scissors. With two pairs, Gene and I could leave one pair in the cabin and take the other pair outside - probably as a contingency tool - and not have to worry about taking it up and down (the ladder). However, because you needed the scissors to cut the plastic food bags, we finally condescended to leave one pair with Ron so that he could eat. And ultimately his scissors were found. I found them as we were preparing stowage for re-entry; but was able to signal to Gene that I'd found them without Ron knowing it. We continued to give him a pretty hard time and said that, in fact, we didn't think he'd lost them at all but he was trying to get away with these scissors as a memento of the flight and that ultimately the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) would be very interested in his activity. They were fancy, surgical scissors. At the splashdown party we had at the Flight Control Division - probably a month after the mission - we presented the scissors to Ron with great fanfare. We'd had to do an awful lot of preparation because, in order for the inventory of the spacecraft not to be confused, I had to let the crew assistance people in on the secret.
>>16947062>no sirinteresting how the astronaut culture changedback then they sounded like military on a missionnow it's a road trip with colleagues
>>16947062I am so ready for mass autism to end
>>16947073Sounds like they were bullying him. I as an autistic incel would have had a meltdown fuelled by infernal autistic rage and caused everyone to get killed.
you could grill up a nice salmon on that foot rest
>>16947080thats why he's an astronaut and you aren't
>>16947075>now it's a road trip with colleagueshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl_VdN6rfrQ
so fucking aesthetic my god
>>16947075>they sounded like militarybecause they were
>>16947075They weren't IFLScience redditors.
>>16946839That's the strait of Gibraltar
>>16947090>the last thing you see is africableak
>>16947043It's just the remnants of the naïve star trek ism that everyone is completely equal so anyone can do anything
what's gonna happen to this capsule after the mission? straight to a museum or back to lockheed martin to be stripped down?
>>16947006Because reusable spaceplanes were supposed to be cheap and rapidly reusable. It didn't work out
>>16947075Back when spaceflight was taken seriously. The biggest mistake NASA ever made was conciously trying to make manned spaceflight unheroic and boring during Shuttle. It backfired because then people where super shocked when crews died.This gay shit with a plushie and corporate HR atmosphere massively reduces the cultural impact of Artemis. But everyhting must be done to court the mythical science wahman, so nothing cool can be allowed.
>>16947095dunno https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)#List_of_vehicles
>>16947092and europe
>>16947095Probably sent back to Lockheed to be examined. This is just a test flight, and the capsule is still unproven and riddled with issues. Especially the toilet.
>>16947099incorrect. people were 'super shocked' when Apollo 1 happened, too.it makes no sense to have military test pilots on the future moonbase. They need research associates.
>>16947101but you repeat yourself
>>16947095hopefully used to make future orions fully reusable then donated to the museum in houston
>>16946656We will never love on mars or the moon. The gravity change is fatal long term
>>16947105your dad was 'super shocked' last night when I showed him my blowjob skills, faggot.
>>16947114you are infected by /pol/. go back.I can't wait for your petulant reply, kid.
I really like how big Skylab's interiors were
>>16947115Your dad was infe... I was y-you.... Shut it. Zip it kid.
>>16947116bottom left photo is from the Smithsonian of unflown Skylab B. I recommend visiting, you can go inside (partially)
>>16947116Did the toilet on this thing work?
does anyone know if they're still sticking with this EVA suit design? or have we updated to something more/less ugly?
>the pressure suit test is expected to take all day>it will save them in the event of cabin depressurizationIf the cabin depressurizes won't they die before they get the suits on?
>>16947123yes
>>16947129why was skylab so much more advanced than the iss?
>>16947128depends how fast it depressurizes dont it
>>16947131what makes you think that? besides the size.
>>16947131
>>16947128Yes but I think the idea is to don the suits before certain operations when depressurization is more likely
>>16947133I mean for starters they allowed women on ISS...
>>16947139ah ok you don't actually care then.
>>16947132Wouldn't be instant since they're in a vacuum? The hole would just get bigger until the entire capsule was a hole.
>>1694714212psi isn't much. ever mess around with a vacuum chamber in undergrad?
>>16947139You really think they'd let people who aren't absolutely brilliant on space missions for muh diversity?
>>16946613Lets them leach off others without actually putting in the work. Like Rakesh can spend all day at home gooning, then when a bunch of white/asian people plant a flag on the moon he can suck himself off about how awesome humanity is and how WE can do anything. He will then post about how billionaires are hiding the cure for cancer because they want to make money of not curing people, totally ignorant of what cancer actually is, then maybe he will fantasize about immortality as if we could ever justify the immense effort it would take to keep everyone alive like that. TLDR; Some people are extremely lazy and want to be the main character. >>16946675I agree with the moon being more important than Mars for research reasons. But why the fuck would you build a colony around it? I assume you mean in the orbit instead of on Mars On makes more sense as you remove the issue with gravity effecting human reproduction, bone density, blindness, etc. Also you're right there where all the resources are. Seems easier to stay on Mars where gravity helps keep the atmosphere there. Just build a shield around it to block the sun from stripping it. Personally I also like the idea of the moon being a graveyard/archive of humanity. No atmosphere, the crust protecitng the inside from asteroids, etc ensure things last as long as possible. Sadly we are now pozzed and no doubt there would be a few artifacts for trying ti show the existence of DNA, and an entire continents worth of shit about gay pride, to the point where alians assume all reproduction is male-male anal intercourse. Black obviousy.
>>16947145No I'm retarded. I'm mostly basing this on the scenes from The Martian and Interstellar when they bombed the airlocks.
>>16947147obsessed.
>>16947134
>>16947134I love how the airlock hatch is just a door from a gemini capsule. I mean hey if you've already designed it
>>16947147congratulations, you have brought black gay sex discussion into /sfg/ because.....? why exactly?Spaceflight?
>>16947146yeah
>krispy kreme boxdunkinbros...
>>16947127give it a spiky helmet and some katanas
what are these two geeks talking about? are they fucking?
>woman on board>name is pronounced cook
>>16947127It's not that ugly. We can certainly make it even uglier with proper work.
>>16947128isn't the test also about how practical is it to stay suited in the cabin?so they'll wear them all day to see how it impacts daily activitiesputting on the suit in case of an emergency has to be much faster, as you saythey're going to have two astronauts don the suits normally, and two in express mode, presumably for those emergencies
>>16947159>named cook>plunges toiletshandwashing status?
>>16947148in martian the hole got bigger because it was a rip in hab canvaswell, in book martiana rigid construction wouldn't be impacted so dramaticallyso depressurisation speed would depend on the size of the hole, which size would probably stay more or less constant
>>16947152Because Artemis is causing polleaks in every sub. An unfortunate problem.
>>16947164Well that too but I meant at the end when they blow up the rescue ship to use the venting oxygen to alter course. They don't have a second compartment in there.
>>16947148We've had holes in space suits before. It just leaves a mark on your body where the hole is. You won't get sucked out into space like you see in movies.
Now that the dust has fully settled...What made them think that using a Superheavy lift disposable launch vehicle to put a giant refurbishable glider plus medium size payload into LEO was going to be cheaper than using a medium lift rocket?
>you can watchwe sent some FREAKS into space
Does Artemis have a sextant on board just in case like Apollo did or do they have a gay little app on their iPhone?
it's actually going to happen
>>16947129Towel Retention Device is funny for some reason.
>>16947169Medium lift rockets with the performance parameters you have in mind were pretty expensive before Falcon 9, especially before reuse.
retard here, can you explain to me why the spacesuits require being zipped up from the back? Wouldn't that mean you couldn't put it on by yourself in an emergency situation? Seems like a pretty big oversight (unless their thought is if it's gotten to the point where you're the only one left shit is too far gone to begin with)
>>16947176what's the chance that of the four, three are incapacitated and one isn't? risk analysis is a thing. all of engineering is tradeoffs.
>>16947168So why is it called a vacuum if you don't get sucked out?What if the suit hole was in the crotch? What would happen then?
>>16947178The three guys could sprain their hands from gooning too hard.
>>16947167again, depends on the size of the holemartian's Hermes was bigger and took noticeable time to emptyorion is small, so with a basketball-sized hole they would be immediately super fuckedbut the leak might be small enough to allow time to act
>>16947179PENIS ENLARGEMENT. science has yet to explain it but it certainly happens
>>16947179again, it's going to be at most a 12psi delta. usually less since spacecraft are at 5-12 psi or whatever. that's not much if the hole is small.
>>16947178the spacex suits don't seem to have this limitation
>>16947184Isn't the problem that they're going to 0 and not so much that they only lost 12 psi?
why did they cut away when Christina was changing into that tight black outfit?
>>16947188huh? I don't think you understand
>>16947189Who's gonna file the FOIA request?
>>16947191What I don't understand is why the capsule wouldn't just be instantly torn to shreds if there's a leak since that's what happens to airplanes unless they descend immediately.
>>16947192The people have a RIGHT TO KNOW.
>>16947186those aren't complex rescue-type suits. these have built-in life rafts, among other features.
>>16947189nasa is in texas, and lewd content requires ID verification in texas for the safety of the children
>>16947196but they were ok with showing us a naked black guy?
>>16947194>>16947196I paid for the panties she's wearing so I should get to watch her float around in them. That's how taxes work.
>>16947193hahahahahahahhahhahahaahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaah. you've been corrupted by movies/Hollywood. lmao.planes don't get torn to shreds if there is a small hole. never have.fucking kids in this general I swear
>>16947197it's like that nowadays. men can be almost butt naked in movies and so on but it's misogynistic when women do it
>>16947193lets say you have a sphere with 12psi inside and 0 psi outside.there is 12psi force on the sphere pushing out.now poke a hole in it.air escapes through the hole.there is still just 12psi of pressure. no enormous pressure change magically materializes. go re-take 9th grade science, christ almighty
>>16947198I was told there are no panties in space.
>>16947193Airplanes operate in a much more dangerous environment. Ignoring the negative effects of radiation exposure and long stays in a zero g environment, flying at hundreds of miles per hour in earth's dense atmosphere is genuinely more dangerous than floating in space outside of the atmosphere.
>>16947202What does this capsule smell like exactly?
night vision
>>16947193the capsule is much too strong for that to happento begin with, a perforation is unlikelythey're probably more worried that something will come loose and start leaking air somehow
>>16947193this dude thinks Alien Resurrection's ending is realistic wow
how do the suits actually deal with the bodily "waste"? They say the suits are designed to support life for 6 days, that's a long time to go without peeing/pooping or eating/drinking
space will suck out your living guts if you letbetter beat it into submission first before it gets the chance
>>16947199>>16947201I already told you I'm retarded.
OMG THE BOTTLE ROCKET WILL EXPLODE IF YOU LEt AIR RELEASE FROM IT1111!!
God this shit is so cramped.
>>16947174Those guys always knew where their towels were for sure.
i'd koch christina if uknowhaimsayn
>>16947210I assume you were not in /sfg/ during the soyuz leak incident?
>>16947208They already don't have a working toilet. This changes nothing.
>>16947193planes explode due to downward force of the rear ailerons mixing with the outward pressure of the heat pump system. it s literally the air conditioning pushing the passengers out the hole, happens all the time
>>16947215No of course not, I'm a tourist.
>>16947214t.
>>16947218oh. well, the ISS has leaks from time to time. a recent high-profile one was a hole drilled in the side of a soyuz capsule.
>>16947208>>16947216It will turn out one of the people working at NASA was a diaper fetishist, calling it now.
>>16947219>I ate her liver with tortillas and a nice strawberry breakfast drink
>>16947204to the astronauts - probably like nothing, as they get used to it, excluding new smells like burning or somethinghowever, when a diver opened the capsule floating in the sea of one of the old moon missions, he instantly vomited from the smell inside
>>16947220Was this part of what that woman did and pretended didn't happen at all until they landed and she blamed it on the other woman?
>>16947220uuuh how'd that happen?
>>16947224no, it was a drunk Russian technician on the ground that tried to cover it up.the /pol/ spammed infographic showing how it was an astronaut is simply a lie.
>>16947221wouldn't surprise me. a diaper fetishist with a space interest and education ending up there doesn't sound so far fetched
I just noticed Jaared Isaacman is not on this mission. Why? Did he fall out with NASA?
>>16947223>mfw opening the orion capsule after 10 days of christina koch not bathing or flushing the toilet
No.16946881>if I play Kerbal Space Program, will it teach me shit about orbital mechanics?NO unless you supplement it with actual source materials to understand what is happening.
>>16946881if you give up like a bitch after failing a few times, it won't, if you persevere and solve how to do things, it will, by necessity.
>>16947231come now, it gets you most of the way for knowing how something gets to ISS, or why it takes a while to get anywhere in the solar system.don't be elitist. 20 hours in KSP will have him know more about orbital mechanics than 99.9985% of the population.
>>16947230>uuuuh jeremy what's that device over there? is that even supposed to be on the space craft?
>bump limitmaking the new thread. stand by
>>16947201And that's why balloons don't pop when you make a hole with a pin. Wait -- they do pop. Grok, what is she missing?Balloons pop when the tension on the skin exceeds its structural limit, causing a tear that rapidly spreads due to the high-pressure gas escaping. This failure is caused by physical damage (punctures).Take college physics and mechanics and you'll learn about points of stress concentration. Spoiler: Why it's easier to tear paper after you cut a notch. Whether a vessel fails after tear is dependent on materials, size, shape and location of puncture, and other factors.
>rapid don complete
>>16947236ANON NO-
>>16947231>>16947234
>>16947241where's "wrote a n-body simulation"? should be at the far left ngl
>>16947238I really hope you're just trolling and you're not that fucking stupid.
>>16947227I’m still skeptical of the “Russians did it” angle after all these years.
>>16947244ok, the good thing is it doesn't matter if you are a moron with no critical thinking skills.
These Apollo niggas just gotta survive two more years
>>16947189she's actually a Bowman's wolf
>>16947230
>>16947193Barring catastrophic destruction of the airframe due to other major issues, pressure differentials of 1 atmosphere are way less dramatic than Hollywood has led people to think. A basketball sized hole in the International Space Station would give crews 15 minutes to evacuate the station because airflow gets choked.
>>16947234>>16947241Bullshit, you really need supplemental material exactly because IT IS A FUCKING GAME.It skips all the essential math for gameplay purposes.
>>16947249correct.I work with large vacuum tanks at work and you can literally just plug up a hole with your finger and not get alien-4 sucked-in.fucking holywood
>>16947243So, you're trying to prove paper doesn't tear -- or something. Just stop. You'll just get example bombed into dust. Just walk away and work on that report that's due when you go back to high school on Monday.
>>16947230wait, do they really not bathe while on the mission? Seems pretty unhygenic
the human mouth can generate more suction than a 5 psi delta and the most it can achieve is a hickey
>>16947252it is so tempting to reply to you even though I'm almost sure you're just trolling.I HATE how people are not genuine on 4chan like that. congrats, you've legitimately pissed me off. fucking troll.
>>16947252fuck you dude you're making this general worse by baiting for replies, esp. by using AI responses for maximum effect. kill yourself. go outside.
>>16947257wow that like..... all of humanity... a speck of dust in the cosmos dude....... so unimportant man it's like we don't even matter in the grand scheme of things bro
>>16947239so how long did it take for "rapid don"?I lol'd since I thought they were beginning with the normal version, but no, that apparently was the "fighting for your life" scenario
>>16947260yep. taxes are due on the 15th btw
>>16947255"I'm not losing you are. Ha ha!"Just stop and go work on your Civics paper. If you don't pass it's Summer School again.
>>16947262not him but I got raped on my taxes by the state. fucking assholes
>>16947262no man fuck dat fuck da government bro it's like just a simulation man
>>16947193(you)
>>16947253If the toilet eludes them how are they going to bathe? Maybe they have Dude Wipes.
>he pays taxeskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>I...I'm not trolling!!!!pathetic
>>16947251What else can you stick in the hole?
>>16947251They fucked up black holes too.
>>16947262Will they give these astronauts an extension even though they're coming back on the 10th? They have to go into that quarantine thing for a while right? Do they have to file their taxes in the quarantine zoo exhibit?
>>16947238HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHA
you're a big guy
>he is empl*yedkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>16947274>mfw IRS sentences me to prison for life because was too busy going to the moon
>>16947274they probably filed ahead dude
can we just ban anyone that doesn't know what a pascal is
>>16947280>a pascalpascal was a person, not a thing
>>16947280pascal? isn't that that homosexual zesty ass actor?
>>16947246>Charlie Duke being on CAPCOM again during the moon landingPlease let it happen, it would be KINO on the highest order
>>16947281yikes
>>16947283redpill me on him
>>16947280Ban everyone who can’t effortlessly convert from atmospheric kPa to altitude effortlessly. Only meteorologychads will remain.
>>16947287u niggas can't even predict the weather two days in advance, STILL the same after all these years
>>16947286young-earth creationist unfortunately. went a bit wacko later in life.
>>16947276uuuu
>>16947288>>16947290so what? is he funny or why would it be kino?
god these suits are ugly
>NASA stops work on SLS Mobile Launcher 2>NASA has stopped work on a second mobile launch platform intended for an upgraded version of the Space Launch System the agency no longer plans to develop.The gutting of SLS begins. At least we got A2 done.
>>16947236Where is the new thread, Rajeet?HURRY UP.
>>16947246Jack Schmitt is probably still all there. He’s the only scientist from the Apollo missions.
NB from a NSF grey beard:If Isaacman wants to redirect FY26 funding to “Ignition”, he’ll have to detail that in an Operating Plan change, transmit it to the appropriations committees, and wait the required time (it was two weeks back in my day) to see if they have objections. If even one appropriator objects, the details have to be negotiated out with them. If there’s no resolution, then the spending plan from the relevant FY26 appropriations act remains in place.Normally, Operating Plans are for tweaks and emergencies. They’re usually not for major changes in program direction like “Ignition”. For obvious reasons Congress usually wants major program changes to be legislated.That leaves a new appropriation in the 27 budget, and NASA isn't getting a 50% raise. Ignition dies before it even started.
>>16947300what is ignition? what is nb and nsf?
So why is there a green screen here?
>>16947295don't call me that
>>16947281Pascal was a person; pascal is a unit.
>>16947301ignition is nasa's name for their new plan for a moon base (and some other stuff).NSF is nasaspaceflight, a forum about space topics. NB / Nota bene means 'your attention please:'
>>16947279Fidelity is still recategorizing my HSA contributions.
>>16947252i'll repeat what others have said, pretending to be retarded is a legitimate mental illness, you are not capable of interacting with people normally because you never learned how to, and instead of accepting your loneliness with some stoicism like a man, instead you take the absolutely pathetic bitchmade route of desperately begging for negative attention online.people like you were considered fucking losers back when the internet first came into being, and you're losers now, even by the standard of antisocial 4chan autism.>b-but i used AI to make this sentence so HAH!makes no difference, i know you'll be reading it all the same because you're exceedingly desperate for any drop of attention you can get.
>>16947304well which one is it?
>>16947309Yes.
>>16947306thanks
>>16947309pascal is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.
>>16947311no problem friendo
>>16947309a programming language
https://x.com/Skriptkeeper17/status/2040770502138982468https://x.com/Skriptkeeper17/status/2040770502138982468https://x.com/Skriptkeeper17/status/2040770502138982468https://x.com/Skriptkeeper17/status/2040770502138982468
>>16947314who is that on the ground?
>>16947302>>16947316oh great, the flerfers found /sfg/. >>16947317that's the command module in orbit below the LM
>>16947316schizo's deserve to be bullied and beaten in the streets again.
>>16947319but why is the command module on the surface of the moon then??
>>16947309a wager
>>16947323i think he just misspelled
>>16947323it's taking a nap.I have a feeling your question are not legitimate.>>16947326I said 'in orbit' which was correct. I think we have a JAQer on our hands
>>16947324/sfg/ built Kyplanet's channel
artemis 4 is totally gonna happen in 2028 guys>here's your lunar lander concepts bro
>>16947330Mark 2 BO will be ready.
>>16947316SkriptkeeperElectCitizen Journalist/Rapper/Producer/PatriotProof Artemis is staged.If you're wondering. Pol leaks continue.
>>16947330Not seen in this render, 40 Starship Tanker and multiple Starship Depot flights needed.
>>16947335congrats! you finally replied to the correct post you meant to reply to
>>16947330Blue Moon is actually a possibility, but even that requires alot of new tech and LEO refueling. Starshit HLS is never going to happen.
>can't have an interstellar civilization because the jews are keeping zero point energy away from the goyimwhy even live?
>>16947337will you fuck the shut up!
>>16947340all we gotta do is turn off the Higgs. maybe we should ask nicely
what's the best way to improve rockets to they travel faster?
Are the astronauts on the current mission automatically chosen for the actual moon landing or is that not how it works?
>>16947244Explain how an astronaut managed to do this with nobody onboard noticing or stopping her when they live up one anothers assholes.
>>16947343unfortunately, federal auto-stop rules for gas automobiles also applies to rockets, which reduces delta V. we need to remove that reg.
>>16947343add badass flame designs on the side
>>16947343High powered nuclear power units that work in a vacuum.With enough power, you can ionize anything, then chuck it out the back.
>>16947350And speed holes, lots of speed holes.
>>16947343increase fuel efficiency
>>16947346back in the apollo days, it was the astronaut office chief I recall that made the final decision, and he did so by doing some sort of crude calculation/analysis based on their prior Gemini flight assignment or whatnot (I think).I would not be surprised if all 4 of these astronauts end up on the moon eventually.
I hate having to navigate through Nasa's images site. Atrocious.
>>16947361It's a vestigial part of the OG internet.
>>16947362it's not even the OG internet this is pure 2010s retard garbagetheir previous spaceflight image archive was OG internet and was actually useful
>>16947362can you please stop replying to me?
>>16947365why are you pretending to be me?
>>16947361>>16947362>>16947365>>16947368all me by the way
>>16947343nukes
>>16947369How I feel right now
>>16947371>The Chad Orion
shit like this happened on artemis 0. but you didn't hear that from me
>>16947374it is very kino
>>16947373is this a real quote?
>>16947377yep
>>16947376if by kino you mean retarded.
>>16947377yeah
Why can we send people to the moon but we can't get a data center using gigawatts of electricity to verify that April 5 is not Monday?
>>16947351>>16947371If we were to use this now, how fast would it take to do a similar mission as Artemis II?
>>16947380everything /sfg/ likes is seen as retarded by an overwhelming majority of humanity
>>16947384just one more model anon.... just ... just one more!!!!
man I had forgotten how these threads become after an event
>>16947393the first two days were pretty good, today it's a crummy thread. tomorrow should be better
>>16947302Uhhhhh, if green is visible it can't be green screen
>>16947384google adding ai to their search is justification for a second british raj and a renewal of the third world depopulation efforts from NGOs on that wretched subcontinent
>>16947385It would take around 2 hours to arrive at the moon, and around the same time to come back. So the entire mission would only take 4-6 hours to complete.
>>16947330Blue original always beats SpaceX. They were first to astronauts in space and first to reusable rockets
>>16947397green is such a weird color to be the chroma keying color. "yeah the most abundant color on this planet should be keyed out" ???
>>16947384Oh Grok, he's calling you a punk.Don't start none, won't be none. The Artemis II Orion spacecraft is scheduled to make its closest approach to the Moon on Monday, April 6, 2026, at approximately 7:02 p.m. CT (00:02 UTC on April 7). Now let's bounce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46uxUxGpjtYnews conference in 15min
>>16947402Cool!
>>16947400The raj would be more competent than their current government. Send them back to company rule.
>>16947385In space, available power is everything.
>>16947371>"With nuclear pulse propulsion, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
52k miles to go!
some propulsion ideas are the most moronic thing on earth. like it took someone with a grade 3 concussion to come up with itsee: laser propulsion
>>16947413that's farther than I've ever been from anything
>>16947416your responsibilities?
>not playing space truckin' by deep purple as the wake up songwhat's the fucking point
>>16947419they've only done it twicehttps://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/wakeup-calls.pdflast one was in 2007
kind of freaky how little they're moving in those things right now
>dune sound effectskek nasa
>>16947425I thought the suits were empty until I rewound about an hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46uxUxGpjtYis there dust on the camera or have the pixels been burnt out by radiation?
Important correction - in Japan, this will be on Tuesday, not Monday! I accidentally put the day of the week for American time zones there! May my suicide show the Emperor the sincerity of my apology.
>>16947371if china hasn't developed this, then it probably won't workeither that or the chinkies don't have the testicular fortitude to try it
>>16947431the lack of shadows on those character models is absolutely horrific
>thank you for reminding us you can see in three dimensions
based Charlie Duke cameo
>>16947007I like the symbolism of the hand flag. I like the utility of it (e.g. you already have half of what you need to mark an area as "human occupied").But I really don't like the aesthetic.
why does Charlie Duke sound like Forrest Gump?
>>16947433tranime quality
>>16947257>>16947327these could be our views if we lived on an oneill cylinder
>avatar experimentholy shit James Cameron did it again
>>16947431it's always jarring to me how caustic and permanently combative spacegoy5 is online but then he does cutesy uwu anime and my little pony shit
>>16947343I thought the problem wasn't speed, but the need to start braking halfway to the destination so you don't scream past it or smash into it.
This bitch cute
>>16947446>we don't get to play with this programI paid for it. I should get to play with it.
Canadians tea bagging the useless NASA sitez:https://artemis.cdnspace.ca/Space Weather includes estimated radiation exposure. That's hot.
>>16947449I have changed my mind. Canadians can go on future missions. Foreigners need not be banned.
>>16947448
>>16947449AI generated sites like that always have the dumbest font and color decisions. If they tell Codex to make it look like a Web 2.0 site it is soooo. much nicer
>>16947448imagine if he started taking pictures of the chick on the right lol
>>16947437space radiation cooked his brain.
>how do we get the cattle to like our mission?you cannot, unfortunatelythe cattle like their slop, and this shan't be slop
>>16945118>>16947459bruh
yes, preach the gospel of Artemis to all nationsit is your duty to do so
Do your fucking job, journalists. And no that doesn't mean to write bait articles.
>>16947463more bait articles = more money = more taxes paid = more money for Artemis III and IVthere's always a silver lining
>>16947448Wow they really trained them how to take amateur photos
>>16947448I paid for this.
>>16947371Bros I want it so bad
human eyes stay winningbegone lowly pleb camera shits
i want to chew on this woman's nose
They're going to see aliens. They will. Count on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJnctZ7VS8I
I want to hike up Tycho peak
>>16946613It means "repeat the default leftist position and don't point out logical inconsistencies".
>oh wow so solly gweilo but we wuh here firs/sfg/sisters....
>>16947478we should steal the remnants of the chinese landers like we did with surveyor and never got around to doing with the soviet's landers
They finally stopped japping
>>16947472The timing would be right to reveal something like this and frankly there is no real reason for this mission so I have been wondering about this
>>16947474No, you really don't.
>>16947474I wanna dirt bike up it
You don’t like wet workshops yet everyone in charge wants to cow-tip old HLS landers over and use them as converted lunar bases, curious
>>16947490>the stand user can be anyone
OUTLOOK FIXED
>>16947493>two versions of Outlook and a toiletOh so three toilets
>>16947491Nothing wrong with wetties using cryogenic tanks, that’s just one spare here who has an animus against them
>>16947491moooo
>>16947487You’ll weigh 1/6 of what you do on earth. Even the my 800lb life people will have a reasonable weight on the moon. Why do you think we’re going back? The fatties have outgrown their native habitat.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zJxvUUIL4dg
>>16947499This should be cringe but it’s comfy. I am confused.
>>16947499lmao. wholesome>>16947501i agree, in every other circumstance i'd cringe my ass off
>>16947498
Do you think they held hands on the way up? Launch would probably be scary
>>16947504like that scene in 2010 where the cute Russian girl snuggles with Roy Scheider?
So is Lockheed Martin based or cringe
>>16947506they have more supremacy that Crunchwraps
>>16947504Those displays wouldn't look out of place in a Desktop Thread.
>>16947506based
>>16947508they need that massive anime penis desktop image, the legendary /g/ one
>>16947506They are whatever the current trend requires them to be, and therefore both based and cringe simultaneously.
>>16947506To be fair, its not really their fault that they won a contract more than 20 (!) years ago and then NASA was like>erm actually we are cancelling Constellation but we will give you millions of $ per year to keep tooling and expertise online for this capsuleAnd then come like circa 2016 2017 ish NASA again is like>fuck we are going to be late AGAIN. I know.. I KNOW! Ugh. It's just that we aren't ready to launch, is all!So, whatever. Lockheed was given a cow to milk. And despite some weird PDU issues and (hopefully inconsequential heat shield surprises) the thing still works. At least Orion isn't fucked like Boeing's Starliner.For now I will say based
>>16947506Based but also evil
>>16947516trvke
>>16947510I hope they have cowsay
Artemis 2 = Shartypiss Poo
>>16947498You weigh 16.54% of of what you do on earth to be more precise. I just found out I could overhead press 332 kilos on the moon.
>>16947506Crased
>>16947474I want to ski down it
Everytime I look at that backup canadian, she always has a resting bitch face.
That's disgusting. Biting her nails then immediately typing on the keyboard other people use.
>>16947538Spacer women are so grotty
>>16947508what distro are they using?
They can already see elevation
now that it is happening, this really doesn't seem that difficult.
>>16947550of course not! we already did it 60 years ago. how hard could it be?
>>16947538She's just like me fr.
>>16947550is it time for a mars flyby to keep the cattle interested?
>>16947554>>16947497
>>16947556I'll take that as a yes
>>16947558>don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>16947558
MOCPAC
>>16947554I think a manned mars orbit mission would be a worthwhile middle step before a landing.you can send teleoperated rovers that are much more sophisticated than current ones because astronauts directly above mars are controlling them in real time.you don't need a lander with life support or capable of getting whole humans back up off the planet, although you probably would want some amount of sample return.
>>16947563AI should be able to operate rovers just fine in a couple years.the agentic progress is still accelerating
more toilet maintenance!
the toilet will be this mission's legacy
>>16947569We need to get it right because we are bringing McDonald's with us to the stars.
>>16947569*all of Artemis’ legacy
>>16947572how did science explain the fluctuation?
>>16947544memes aside I actually am curious what the setup is like. It's apparently Honeywell stuff we probably aren't allowed to know much about.
>>16947572>Apollo 9Rusty Schweickart ate big and shat big.
>>16947565It's still a stepping stone to boots on mars. You want humans doing simulations of logistics
>>16947574it can't
how copy, anon?
>>16947568It's a DVICE console. It's how you select which comm loops you are monitoring/talking on.
>>16947581>DVICE consolethanks https://arstechnica.com/science/2013/07/gallery-the-international-space-station-flight-control-room/
>>16947580Why don't they say the full "how do you copy?"
capcom is too low energy, someone give him some caffeine
why havent they posted any pics of the moon up close yet?
icl it kinda pmo how likable the whole crew ispurs into perspective just how much of an unlovable chud i am in reality
>>16947590they're teases and the moon kinda looks like crap through a camera stillyou don't the "woah sheesh omg" photos until you're closer>>16947592you are a drunkard as well
Wont the far side be mostly in lunar night during the flyby?
16 minutes to trajectory correction burn 3
>>16947596yes unfortunately
>>16947550They're making it look easy, so easy in fact the astronauts are getting boredThey need a lot more in-flight experiments for Artemis III
>>16947594not a drunkard just a phoneposter
>>1694759621 % illuminated
burn complete, they're probably tweaking the splashdown zone in the pacific
lots of talk-over with the crew & this controller....
>they're gearing up to take pictures of the moon They're going to be way, way closer to the moon than LRO ever got during this flyby, which means these actually going to be the best pictures of the moon in ages (aside from the lander snapshots)
>>16947506evil, but my 401k loves them
STAND DOWN FROM TOILET OPS
>>16947596yes, but it's ok they can just shine a light on it from the capsulehttps://x.com/NASASolarSystem/status/2040922935460823546
>>16947506My dad worked for them for a time and he loved the experience and was treated well.
bros...I'm kinda nervous...are you all SURE nothing is gonna go wrong?
>>16947617no...? 4000 mi vs 1000 mi
>watch one (1) NASA video on youtube>entire feed is now about space/astronauts/rocketsc'mon man, why is youtube like this?
>>16947623If anything goes wrong, they're going to be the farthest away any human has ever been from Earth when it does
>>16947623Toilet's gonna 'splode.
>>16947623We have assured the Administrator that nothing will go wrong.
>>16947626Your feed wasn't already all about space/astronauts/rockets?Fag
>>16947330that dildo will fall down in lunar gravity, no way that's stable
>>16947623their trajectory is already set, if anything even does go wrong they'll come back just the same
>>16947636oh so there's no more burns they have to make? For some reason I thought they had to do more, that's good to hear
four people, 2 pounds of poop a day, 5 days in, so that's 40 pounds of poop so far?
this is /sfg/ Mission Control, we are currently four threads in the Artemis 2 mission posting.
>>16947640just some correction burns after the flyby, due to moon's gravity influence, but those are very small corrections. I'm sure they can figure something out if in the very unlikely situation where ALL their engines fail.they didn't even do the outbound corrections for the flyby so they seem to be on a very good course
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what if they miss their target and accidentally end up on mars
>>16947644thanks for linking that to warn us not to click on it.
>>16947644get this shit off my board
>>16947623The only thing to really worry about is the heat shield
>>16947644good morning saar
when are we getting the first animals on the moon
>>16947652I think beresheet had tardigrades
>>16947652they have to be either bunnies or rats
damn those quarters are REALLY cramped...
my childhood
>>16947598Couldnt they have timed it differently? Youd think the appeal of a flyby would be having something to, you know, look at
>>16947659anon, half of the moon will be lit up regardless.
>>16947596Wht wouldn't they time it for lunar day
>>16947659they'll use a torch to see, don't worry
>>16947660Just not during closest approach
>>16947662lighting up a fire inside the pod seems like a bad idea
if the moon came from earth, then does that mean that the moon has earth metals to mine?
>>16947665yes we want them back
>>16947665it's just a theory
>>16947665what's an "earth metal"
We're witnessing episode 10 of 'From the Earth to the Moon' as they describe the surface.
uhhhh yea fuck that, I think I'll stay on Earth the rest of my life tyvm
>>16947644I miss Space Elevator threads
>>16947671Stay with the browns
????
>>16947676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3d6V1XJMwM
>>16947676Is this a shitpost?
>>16947676is he fucking retarded
>>16947554Venus flyby, you can complete one in under a year
>>16947670maybe i should watch this. wiki says its good.
I reject the idea that nasa programs need to have the public's interest.does the public care about Gravity Probe B? No. Is it a mission worthy of tax dollars? Yes. Astronauts should be doing boring science. >>16947689I had the box set growing up. I still get teary from the opening theme. also Hanks with a beard since he was doing cast away at the same time lol
>>16947572>3.3 gTried to shit, but only farted
>>16947690nasa can't do boring science because their funding keeps getting cut, because donald mohammad trump wants to send it to israel
>>16947668metal from earth
>>16947693
>>16947689/sfg/ compiled a list of recommended shows/movies/books/games. It's not the updated one, hopefully someone else can provide that, but here's the one I have.>MoviesThe Right StuffApollo 11Apollo 13The Martian2001: A Space OdysseyMoon zero 2 - Featured on MST3K lmao.Ad AstraAlienEvent HorizonSolaris (1972)sunshine (not the second half)ContactInterstellarStarship troopersMoonDUNCMission to MarsTotal Recall (1990)Dark StarOctober SkyTitan AETreasure PlanetSpace CowboysFirst men in the Moon>Tv Shows (animoo included)PlanetesCowboy BebopSpace BrothersMoonlight MileOrbital ChildrenFor All MankindExpanseRocket girlsIrina: The Vampire CosmonautCrest of the StarsFrom the Earth to the Moon>Books (Fiction and Non-fiction)Rendezvous with Rama - Arthur C. ClarkeLarry Niven's Beowulf Shaeffer short stories.Downbelow Station C.J. CherryhThe ExpanseThe New Case for MarsThe Moon is a Harsh Mistress>VidyaKerbal Space ProgramChildren of a Dead EarthSpace Station 13/14Moonbase AlphaAurora 4xFreespace 2Deepspace Emporium>(Web)comicsLeaving the CradleFreefallOrbiter>PodcastsBBC: 13 Minutes Presents series
no but really, why has no one taken a picture of the capsule on the way to the moon?
don't reply to the Canadian flat earth troll.
>>16947699
>>16947704& if you want to DIY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqiRlgBeyWY
>>16947698Add Star Cops BBC 1987 to tv and Moon Zero Two is notable as the first film where people go into space to make money rather than exploring/meeting bug eyed monsters etc
>>16947699it's very small and very far
>>16947699https://x.com/goaliebear88/status/2039858122278191429
in the press conf today I think they said LRO would try and get a pic.
>>16947698Honneamise
Are they ejecting piss again
Elon Musk’s Starship Heavy Could Revolutionize Warfare>Starship will make it possible to use low Earth orbit as a parking lot for a giant space-based arsenal. This would allow the U.S. to pre-position conventional munitions with ablation shields and inertial guidance systems to strike anywhere on Earth within minutes. https://www.wsj.com/opinion/elon-musks-starship-heavy-could-revolutionize-warfare-04930487https://archive ph/GfTPgI didn't realize the wall street journal allowed such low quality to be posted
>>16947716shame I can't watch it with my family because of the rape scene
>>16947718just one more bomb bro please just one bomb just one more bomb
>>16947718>conventional munitionsFalse.
>>16947698TV series addition: BBC's Voyage to the PlanetsIt's a fictional documentary about a roundtrip mission to all the planets over about 7 years.Pic related, the landing at Io.
>>16947724does Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa support the ignition plan?
>>16947698not spaceflight
>>16947718Don’t mind if I do. Nothing personnel, earthers.
>>16947718He is a defense contractor so he has to sell these insane ideas but the future for earthgoys does sound horrific
>>16947717they actually drink their piss backwhatever they can't drink is ejected, i.e. wastewater
>>16947733uh, no
>>16947719why not?
>>16947733bros is this true? do they drink the peepee and eject the poopoo?
>>16947737snopes fact check: TRVE
We piss on the moon to mark our territory
>>16947725It would be kind of hilarious if Elon accidentally made ICBMs so fucking cheap the nuclear arms race restarts
>>16947737peepee is drinked, poopoo is stored for later snackies
>>16947727sucks that none of the versions available has image good quality
>>16947744Yeah it sucks, I've never found a better copy and it's been 10+ years
>this clip about space food in the streammade me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMThv97LP9Q
>>16947572How will this help us to get to the Moon?
>>16947750read through the 579 pages and figure it out https://archive.org/details/biomedical-results-of-apollo
NO CONSTRAINTS ON FECAL USE
Super duper highly detailed mega advanced top secret design for a propellant depot.
>>16947750This is science.
why don't they make a smol RCS drone like this expert mockup (>9000 hours in KSP) to puff around and get gopro shots around the craft? that would be cool.
>>16947758we already have cameras on the solar array arms.
>>16947759yeah, but can they fly 100 meters away and do backflips?
>>16947760can you?
>first space age inspired art and fashion>third space age hasntwhat went wrong?
>>16947762art died October 9th, 1978
>>16947761i could if i was in microgravity with rcs thrusters!
>>16947750Studying the body's response to nutrition in any environment is important.
>>16947766there are four food groups that astronauts need: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard
>>16947766I'll show them my body's response*slaps belly*
>>16947772>look at that blubber fly!
>>16947764Fact
>>16947760Don't even need to, just toss the cameras out the airlock
>>16947585Cut the chatter>>16947506Based in the realm of military industrial organizations. >>16947330Both are going to topple over and kill the crew. Too vertical. Starship is too wide on the base. Its either going to land on a boulder and destroy its engines or the crew will be stranded on the ship due to the cable space elevator. If the ship is off axis, either the crew will risk damaging the outside of the vehicle as is grinds against the side or they risk toppling the vehicle entirely if its sticking out over the leaning side. I’m hearing rumors of SpaceX fighting NASA over giving the crew manual control during landing. I have zero confidence in this death trap.
>>16947762art is just money laundering now
>>16947750It won't. But it will keep some fag academics employed
>>16947755ALL PISSING SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
>>16947762what's the second space age?
>>169477901: Mercury/Gemini/Apollo generation2: shuttle/ISS generation3: rover/commerical/Artemis generation
>>16947793but why don’t rockets use propane?
>>16947793well artemis hasn't done anything yet. You have to give it some more time
>>16947806>they uploaded it to twitter before their images archivenasa got me feeling some kinda way fr fr
>>16947806moon looms
>>16947793>>16947790more like the dark ages
>>16947806damn it's right there
>>16947801If only there was a search engine that could answer this question
>>16947335>4>40 starship tankersit won't need anywhere near 40, lame EDS fanfiction.
>>16947330They should just put left in right and have starship ferry it to the moon
>>16947506their stuff kills ziggers so based.
>>16947806We gaan naar de maan
>>16947816it won't need anywhere near 40! It just won't okay!Berger "household name" source. 20 to 40 tanker flights to fill up Starship.
> Three tiny samples (0.2 grams) of the Luna 16 soil were sold at Sotheby's auction for $442,500 in 1993. The samples were resold by Sotheby's for US$855,000 on 29 November 2018.Holy shit, moon dust is millions of dollars a gram!
>>16947828wonder how it tastes
There are visible particles in the background
>>16947832Isn’t it made of very sharp particles? You’d cut your tongue
>>16947828>Legal Exception: The Soviet government officially gifted three tiny fragments (weighing 0.2 grams) to Nina Ivanovna Koroleva, the widow of Sergei Korolev (the "Chief Designer" of the Soviet space program). Because this was a formal gift to a private individual, they became her private property.Auction History: These fragments were first sold at a Sotheby's auction in 1993 for $442,500. They were sold again in 2018 for $855,000.Apollo Contrast: It is a federal crime in the US to sell or even own Apollo-era moon rocks, as they are considered government property.
>>16947836Damn commies man!
>>16947816so how many will it be then?
>>16947828Buzz Aldrin painted a very shitty painting that incorporated moon dust he collected off his suit and then mixed with the pigment.
>>16947838the peoples moon dust
