Communications blackout editionPrevious >>16946603
IT’S BEEN A LONG ROAD…
Fuck yeah, EarthBound Thread
artemis 3 and 4 when
What were they thinking?
>>169497054 to 6 weeks
>>169497052027 and 2028
>>16949706Hiding the Chinese mining bases that are already there
When will I get my lunar telescope?
>>16949706That's why we test.
>>16949706>FUCK URF
>we're going to drive roversbasedest part of the speech, The Grand Tour on the moon when?
>>16949692that image is fake, you can't see any stars
>>16949583Would be a shame not to set a record for the furthest blowjob
these people don't sound scientific at all
ASS
>>16949737they sound like overexcited redditors
Well, that's probably going to be the last comms backout. Artemis 3 is going to LEO, Artemis 4, 5, etc. are all headed to elliptical polar orbits where NASA can stay in continuous contact. If China sends their first lunar crew into an equational rather than polar orbit like has been rumored they'll have >>16949448 for staying in continuous contact. These four people onboard Integrity are the last that are ever going to be able to enjoy the big silence of being cut off from the rest of the human race. From here until the end of eternity it's just going to be Astronauts putting up with stemfoids in mission control yapping about how cool their science jobs are.
>extended ass shot>blue screen againcoomers are NOT in control
>>16949742polar orbits are dead, anon. spacex and blue asked NASA to remove them from the Artemis mission design.
>>16949706Let's be very honest again, we don't have a commercially available heavy lift vehicle. Falcon 9 Heavy may someday come about. It's on the drawing board right now. SLS is real. You've seen it down at Michoud. We're building the core stage. We have all the engines done, ready to be put on the test stand at Stennis... I don't see any hardware for a Falcon 9 Heavy, except that he's going to take three Falcon 9s and put them together and that becomes the Heavy. It's not that easy in rocketry.
Christina butt
TOILET MAINTENANCE
>toilet maintenance is cancelledso they just gave up? no shitter?
UWU
>>16949737Should they sound like they're deep on the spectrum?
I don't want to hear from these people anymore
While Artemis was in blackout, this happened.
>>16949756Everyone should sound like Eager Space narrating a video
>you get paid to LARP as astronauts at nasasign me up
>>16949737they're women who probably sucked cock to get those jobs
>>16949746If you want to get to the poles, you've got to be working with an orbit that's heavily inclined. NRHO or some other less eccentric orbit are all subsets of polar orbits.
>>16949742>stemfoids
>>16949766Whose cocks? There are literally no men in the room.
>>16949765Women and minorities only.
i have stem stacies with vocal fry fatigue
LOL
>>16949756If you don't sound hyperfixated enough to ruin a first date, you're failing in your job as a science educator. None of these creatures have any spark or passion in their words. They sound like they'd pull off their mic and obediently wander off set if someone paid them the attention of slapping their ass.
>>16949776this is why we test
>>16949756they should've just gotten clear to commentate in kawaii passion engrish
>>16949546>>[person name] [terrain feature]>soullessThats the moon for you. all the little craters are named after old dead white men (!!!) with the odd based Arab.so at least its got that going. seriously look at these handsome gents, whose names are etched on the moon forever no matter what China does.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_craters_of_the_Moon_named_after_them
>>16949747Falcon Heavy was the greatest farce Elon ever pulled
>>16949774copy. Moonjoy
>>16949777they sent a monkey to the moon, and you are wondering why they have retarded women talking to us?
>>16949777Why is everybody obsessed with sex on this site? It's been permanently the topic for the last few hours. I thought this is /sci/
>>16949776oh no!anyway…
https://files.catbox.moe/tk7hm0.webmI had the opportunity to call into Clear's stream.
>>16949783I don't see the problem
>>16949780These aren't some three-day workweek engines from Aerojet. If they're not exploding regularly we're not getting enough work out of them
>>16949756They should sound like the old science teachers I had in HS instead of sounding like a salesman selling you science water bottles
>>16949770Well we have one of their names: Mustachio
>>16949790lmao
>>16949774Nothing wrong with vocal fry.Terminal rising, however, is annoying.Giving how kids are growing up watching youtube and interacting with eachother less and less -- I loathe to think what the future will hold for intonation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IJLyFAzYes
>>16949770Oh you'll see them all walk in when they're actually needed when something goes wrong
>>1694977625 in 255in25
>>16949770The admins. These people are managers. They’re faces. Talking heads.>>16949774Watch JPL videos and you’ll see actual female scientists. They’re homely looking, fat, spergy/nervous on camera, and very obviously know their shit.
>>16949776Explains the 2 month delay. And why they don't have all the engines installed on booster
>>16949799>BAH GAWD THAT'S GENE KRANTZ'S MUSIC GAWD AS MAH WITNESS THAT LANDER IS BROKEN IN HAYLF
first solar eclipse seen from the moon? what about all those apollo guys in orbit seeing the sun set.
>>16949810earth eclipsing the sun.
>>16949804Gonna need to see some pics of those fat nerdy girls
>>16949810Those missions were male pale and stale they don't count :)
>>16949787We're not. We're autists with a fixation about spaceflight, and these soundbite tits don't care about it as much as we do. That's frustrating because they're supposed to be ambassadors for the field, but they're only in front of the camera because they're subconsciously exercising the feminine impulse to market themselves as sex objects. I don't care able to vacancy status of these women's vaginas. I want someone who cares more about going to the moon than they do about getting laid to be talking about their passion.
>>16949810i think they're just inventing milestones at this point
>National geographic paid the most for the rights
>>16949815Any politician who says those words together should be skinned alive
>>169497764 to 6 weeks, trust the plan
uhh why'd they turn the camera off the taxpayers are watching
lmao that cutaway
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>16949817ayo this the first time a brotha has been to da moon, we got niggas at the moon with that white bitch in the passenger seat
>>16949787You're telling me you wouldn't mind sticking your big ol badoinkadoink inside Leah Cheshier's big brown mustachio?
>>16949823This. I paid for those pants.
>>16949825Braaaaapppp
>kochcam
why dont they build a highway to the moon
>>16949832highway implies depots
how come the water on the moon doesn't sublimate?
>you wake up from a coma>james rolfe has released an AVGN episode with good ol’ lucious norwood 1 hair>man is flying around the Moon in Orion launched atop a shuttle-derived rocket>we are at war with Iran to stop the proliferation of WMDs and to gain oilIs it 2004?!
So let me get this straight:SpaceX IPOs in June at 10 trillion bazillion, only retail buys, zero institutional buyers. Then all current instituonsl SpaceX holders sell en masse, with retail holding the bag, then Starship V3 launches and explodes. Yeah I think I'll buy next year thanks
>>16949833>the yellow circle is the moonthey knew, they knew the whole time
>>16949835Shadows.
>>16949816I see. I agree it's a shame we can't get interesting and competent live commentary, but I think that the actual physicsts at NASA have better jobs than to communicate with the outsiders. And they're probably not even good at that, this media thing requires years of training to be able to improvise bullshit and sometimes talk without saying anything of substance.>>16949828meds and back to /pol/
>it is a joint effort between NASA and the CSA, the Confederate States of America
when was the last time we saw victor?
>>16949836holy shit we're so BACK
>>16949843who? so proud of our three white astronauts btw
>SSSSSNNNNIIIFFFFF
>has to specify the CSA is the canadian space agency and not the chinese onelmao
>Send a black man to the moon>BRING HIM BACKAre you guys out of your fucking minds?
>>16949848They're both the Chinese one.
>>16949849I know I am anon
>2026>nasa hasn't invented bidirectional data transfer
>>16949847God I wish that were me
>we can't send them signalsSo what's stopping Wiseman from going in for a quick pitstop on the Moon?
>>16949776So much for Flight 12 in May. June it is. Maybe July.
>>16949776Didn't Elon say a million times there is no point fully 3d printing raptor? Bet he feels real smart now
>>16949776>$2 trillion scamSigh
Computer, enhance
NB from NSF. What if both Starslip Moon and Blue Moon are ready for Artemis 3? Won't happen, but if:Could be Blue Moon first because hydrogen boils off faster, or it could be HLS first because it's larger and easier to pick up on docking radar and therefore a mildly safer choice for the first rendezvous, or it could be whichever happens to be in an orbit (which the landers will likely pick for their own technical reasons) closer to the orbit SLS leaves Orion in, or... well, you get the idea.This is how, for example, it was decided that Neil would get out before Buzz; the direction the door opened made it easier for Neil to get out first. Pure operational practicality.
looks like a cool photo
you know kino is coming our way when they start hugging from the pictures
>>16949848also not the confederate states of america
>>16949868>>16949867looks like wrestling to me. we need more fights in space. pregnant space boxing.
>>16949864What the fuck even is the point of this “new” Artemis III HLS checkout in low earth orbit? SpaceX and/or Blue O are going to send up some sort of fuckass barebones lander that won’t even be close to the final form that needs to demo land, and the demo landers themselves won’t even be final human-rated lunar landers
>>16949867>>16949868>you think we'll make the front page of r/all?
>>16949870Fuck you
They need to take a "moonrise" photo where one of them is mooning infront of the window.
>>16949871If it wants that TRL rating, it has to pass the test in its final configuration
>>16949867>>16949868earthdown pic tho
Why does the cartoon animation show the Moon on the left if it was on the left before and they've already passed by it?
https://x.com/Dillonshrop06/status/2041190562510889356>SpaceX Starlink 17-35 will launch from Vandenberg, CA set for 02:50 UTC | 7:50 p.m. PDT and will create a high visible launch in the sky. You won't want to miss this one if you are located within the purple shaded area!Heads up west coast
>>16949869>Texas>Florida>Alabama>Louisiana>Mississippi>VirginiaNASA is confederate
>>16949871I remember Shotwell says years ago that it would be a massive failure if it took SpaceX longer to human rate starship than crew dragon. Well we are already long past the failure point
what is he thinking right now?
>>16949884Stop this makes me so sad
>>16949881>cloud: 100%>overall: no-golaunchlets
>>16949884>It took them 60 years to get back to exploring the moon>Name the first cycler after me >beeeeeep
>>16949884>buzz is just kind of sublimating away>neil just kind of died in surgery 14 years agothis shouldn't be allowed
>>16949884He is mourning his dead trophy wife
>>16949881Wow! More space pay phones. That's much more exciting than humans going farther away from Earth than ever before.
>>16949885He looks like shit huh
>>16949891lots of famous people withered away
>>16949884fuck bros...
>>16949893Seethe. This is the spaceflight general, not Artemis 2 general.
>lunar dust illuminated by the sunwhat would that look like? a little cloud?
>>16949891>michael collins completely forgotten
sunset on the moon
>>16949902>also deadsee, this has to stop happening
>>16949891Michael Collins death makes me the most sad tbqh, he was extraordinarily looked over by history. Carrying the Fire is by far the best book on space flight ever written.
AHHH wher etje fuck did the sun go!?!?!
atomic activity on the moon
>>16949902who?
Is the sun spewing shit? Wtf is that
>>16949908he carried the fire
>>16949902If you ain't first you're last
>>16949909turn on the volume, the lady is explaining that
Thank God I still have my glasses from 2 years ago>it's been 2 years
>>16949908some dude wit ha cool 'stache
Can you imagine how dark it must be in the capsule right now
>>16949883Grok? Got anything?You bet! It took roughly a decade to human-rate the SpaceX Dragon, with development starting around 2010 and culminating in NASA’s official certification for crewed missions by November 2020. The first crewed test flight, Demo-2, launched on May 30, 2020, following years of rigorous design, testing, and regulatory review.So, we're fugged. It's the drugs man. But we're getting clean.
>>16949916imagine the handstuffno one will ever know who it was
>>16949912I don't want to hear a woman yapping
>>16949919fair
>>16949863I paid for that photo. It’s my money and I want it now!
>>16949905Yes seriously, and he was a go-getter. Sharp as a fucking tack. It was simply old age that took his earthly body. His mind was still functioning on all cylinders. He was so coherent and well-spoken and sounded so young and smart and witty and “with it” up until the end.I’m crying bros… I love that generation of men
>totality lasts for an hourok that's great yeah just rub it in
is that the earth peeking on the left?
>"uhh yea it's amazing"...great scientific observations there chief
How far will they be from the moon when they can see the lit side again?
>>16949905where can I read that book?
>>16949926ye
Uhhh I see a solar eclipse every time the sun sets you dumb bitch
this is coolwish the camera had a better dynamic range
>>16949927science is a scam
>>169499338K HDR10 when??
>>16949932
>>16949932>BOOM>uuhh integrity, do you read?>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttkrrrrrrrrrrsssss
>>16949926too small and doesn't match where the earth should be, probably venus
They let the fellas in Mission Control now that the cool stuff is over for the day. Humiliation ritual.
>>16949933sorry chuddie this isn't a spacex flight
>you will never get a handy from christina on the other side of the moonwhy even live
>>16949926https://www.heavens-above.com/artemis/
>>16949941why are you such a disgusting pig
>we don't know what's on the screenSTEMFOID MOMENT
terrifying american woman smiles
flat turdies in shambles
>>16949945Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices!
>>16949942dumb website there's a big hole missing from the sky
So what was the point of this mission? just to give four lucky astronauts the lunar cruise of their lives? Nothing was accomplished, we have no suits, we have no landers.
Okay /sfg/, what will be the future of space be like for humanity?1:) Govements invent ships that can travel to their own planets, ie each country (mostly major ones) get their own nation to colonize.2:) United Nations unite Earth (without-Satanic schizos) and begin to colonize other planets, similar to UNSC3:) Lolbert style where there are governments that actually colonize planets but people are willing to explore on their own in space as either solo travelers or pirates 4:) Flying farms or stations 5:) SpaceX Era/Privatization
>>16949950Dabbing on China
>>16949949are you stupid?
>>16949951>the future of spacenothing
VENUS
>>16949938>probably venusholy shit I stand corrected, nice call
VENUS CONFIRMED
>>16949902I still can't believe he forced Trump to listen to the story about the one time he fucked some fat chick. What a real nigga.
BIINESU
>>16949951None of these are remotely plausible.
>>16949950Same reasons as always: propaganda
holy kino
>>16949927It’s called being at a loss for words from the beauty of God’s creation
I hate the constant>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEin the stream.
>>16949956>>16949958>this only happens once the men come in the room for shift changeabsolutely incredible
>we aren't picking up earth shine on the cameraNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
>>16949960
>cameras can’t capture itOh I am seething
>>16949968>>16949970nikonbros...
>>16949959lost
>>16949970>>16949968Victor said it was bright. Was he lying?
McGregor Mystery Structure:Lunar surface analog for Moon ship testingTrash dumpSome creepy sex thingTake your guess.
>>16949970sorry bro you just had to be there
>>16949951Without breakthrough science it's just mining or no mining
>>16949968>>16949970FUCK
Remove the Earth
>>16949973he said something about the camera not being able to recreate what their eyes are seeing
>>16949974Wtf am I even looking at?
>forward link LOS>they forgot to adjust the white balance
>>16949959You can just tell Mike Pence and maybe the young guy are the only ones in the room who gives the slightest shit. crazy
>>16949973It is bright, but the dynamic range of the cameras probably won’t let them capture it without a really long exposure
>>16949974Oxcart
TURN UP THE ISODO A LONG EXPOSURESTOP DOING AUTO SHOTS
>>16949979God created the human eye to be perfect. God has locked away the beauty of Earth from the machine eye.
>mention meteors>lose commsuh oh
>>16949988OH N-
>>16949966that's what my tinnitus is likeexcept it's higher pitched and never goes away!
God made it so artificial eyes can't see the beauty
>>16949979Because they are seeing a greenscreen.
>>16949986they got special training to take photos so surely they would know to try that
saturn should've also been visible on the opposite side from venus but i think it was just off camera
>>16949798>Nothing wrong with vocal fry.step outside the capsule right now
>>16949873that's gonna be in every newspaper in the world tomorrow
WE ARE BACK CONFIRMED
>>16949999>in the worldwhat will the martian newspapers say about it?
Elon Breaking Bad style cooking lab.
>>16949974Speaking of, are they ever going to have a test flight rig for the HLS astronauts, or are they just never going to train them on how to actually land manually if they need to?
>>16949987>>16949991God made it so fuckin amateurs can’t take photos of cool things. F to my fellow earthshine fans.
>>16949974>>16950002Soundstage to fake it again.
THREE IMPACT FLASHES HOLY SHIT
>important IFLScience questionsoh boy
nukes???
>>16949998Sounds good on some people. (Ignore the religious bullshit. Only talking about the accent.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHxs3gdtV8A
can the astronauts see the entire universe in the capsule? they should have no light pollution in there
>can we see it?
>>16950004>split down the middle>earthshinethen who was camera
>>16950011>they should have no light pollution in thereuhh...retard-kun? The Sun?
Aliens are firing their anti-orbital weaponry. Luckily for our gang, they’re not orbiting. Nice try, alien scum.
>>16950006Early:Lyrids: Apr 21–22 (Best seen before moonrise after midnight).
>>16950011yeah they're seeing the ice wall
wow the science team sperged out and now the astronaut chads stopped responding
>>16950015when it's night they should have no light pollution.
>>16950015>The SunWho?
>>16950015how come people can see the milky way at night?
>>16949994then why aren't they just doing that
>beautiful moon eclipse>we can't see any of it
>>16950022because the sun is away
>can't hear the comms because my parents are drunkenly screaming at each othercan someone tell me what they just said in the last couple minutes
>>16950023They're constantly taking photos with their 24 or so cameras, they just haven't uploaded most of them since the upload rate is trash. The few pics we've seen were from the Nikon D5 but they also have a Z9 which should have the best pics. According to the IDs in the image archive we should have thousands of photos to go through.
Braaaah I was going to say, what are the chances they see impacts. I thought it unlikely.So so so kino they saw them
>>16950024be grateful you even have the 2002 webcam strapped to the side of it earther
>>16950027im sorry son but your mom is a bitch soemtimes. i know you understand.
>>16950027the alien mothership is approaching
The crew reports five flashes of light — and counting — on the surface of the moon. These are meteor strikes!And there was screaming when they happened.
>>16950005Old Elon would fake it in AZ like all the other missions
>>16950019If that were me I would say girls to show me your titties or else I'm not going to take any more pictures
>>16950010that's a man
>>16950034I guess these would look like lightning strikes that astronauts on iss will see on earth. No atmosphere so no streaks, just the little flash bangs of impact. Very cool.
would it be safe to build a moon base if it's constantly getting pelted by meteors? Ones large enough to create impact flashes?
apollo being in LLO probably limited the area they were likely to see impacts.Orion being further out with a larger field of view, especially in a really darkened/eclipsed regime, has made the probability pretty high.WE SHOULD HAVE GONE BACK TO THE MOON WAY EARLIER, THIS IS KINO
>>16950040Safer than living in most major cities nowadays.
>>16950038Correct. A man with vocal fry. And he sounds great with it.
>>16950040Why aren't we getting pelted with rocks 24/7 like this?
>>16950040all cities will be deep underground. earth is the only body where they will be above ground.
>>16950041Apollo wasn't about getting pretty pictures
>>16950040you'd have to build it beneath ground anyway because of radiationget the Iranians to clear the exits
>>16950044Atmosphere burns them up
>>16950041>KINOMay I see it?
>>16950040I bet this will add to the discussion on overhead protection and EVA contingencies. The chances are obviously very small, even if impacts are like 500-1000% more than you originally expected. But that’s still a risk and these observations probably increase the desire for added protection and risk avoidance especially w/ longer duration stays
>humans have not evolved to see what we're seeingAyys confirmed
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO JEALOUS STOP SAYING THAT THE CAMERAS AREN'T ABLE TO PICK UP WHAT YOU SAW AND IT WAS SO AMAZING AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>16950048What happens when asteroids the size of Texas figure out they can overpower our atmosphere like in Armageddon?
>>16950043So there is something wrong with vocal fry: women use it. All women with vocal fry in astronaut training should be taught to speak properly. They're supposed to inspire, not send autistic anons into fits of rage.
>>16950034did they record any?
Eric Berger@SciGuySpaceThis is one of the greatest astronaut crews of all time. Hard to compare to historical greats like Gemini 8, Apollo 13, Soyuz T-13, or STS-31. But certainly Wiseman, Glover, Koch, and Hansen are setting a freaking high bar for the Artemis era.Apr 7, 2026 · 12:44 AM UTCEric has a Crewfu.
>>16950006>some rock could randomly hit those astronauts at any moment without warning
>>16950053we can recognize them far enough in advance to nuke them if it's enough of a threat
why did they say this is the first time human eyes have seen the far side of the moon?
>>16950053Bruce Willis is still around so...
>>16950049The description is enough for me to already get excited. Like reading a captain’s log with an observation to st. elmo’s fire or ball lightning.Hopefully there are HD cameras on board that can dump high quality footage with a downlink later or something though.For now, all we have are these audio reports though I think
>>16950058Lucius Malfoy said that wouldn't work.
>mars [...] the future of where we're going
>character from a later season makes a guest appearancebravo
>>16950056honestly he's right, this crew has been stellar (yes even the w*man
>>16950059I think he meant to say the first time they've observed a solar eclipse from the far side of the moon
gene was right
>>16950059Apollos didnt have the illumination. Also one of the pressers mentioned the orbital distance of Artemis gives them a large horizon to see
>>16950040Solar energy certainly will not come without issues on the moon. They will get pelted more than previously anticipated, would they not?
Video is trash but comms have been kino, it's like I'm really a boomer experiencing Apollo anew.
>>16950071oh ok
>>16950051Only the human eye can see space as it truly is.
>>16950059HLO/sunlit/windows big enough to see the horizon
>>16950072Fine, Europa it is then
>>16950073kek I do feel like a little kid huddled around the radio or something
did they bring telescopes?
>>16950073i wondered how boomers could enjoy listening to baseball games on the radio, but now i get it
cannot wait for pictures of the earth-light glowing up the moon's surfaceheat shield you better fucking hold it together on reentry!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
>>16950067She did a sexy little dance and doesn't talk too much, so I don't mind her
>my boomer parents have been hooked onto the livestream all day>all my normie zoomer friends have been liking instagram reels of this mission from launch to the speeches to photos of the moonThere is hope after all. Jared needs to do an all-hands-on-deck for public relations before future Artemis Missions and public awareness
>>16950080this mission is on a budget, sirApollo had better optics
>looking forward to any corona observations you can share*crack**sip*>after 6 days christina's looking mad ripe
rise and shine
>>16950081Baseball is only good if you’re listening on the radio call or actually at the game shoveling down hot dogs and cracker jacks.
Photos from today's Artemis II lunar flyby VR watch party! Stay tuned for news about the Artemis II reentry and splashdown event!
Holy fuck I love manned spaceflight so much it’s unreal
>>16950091all dudes btw
>>16950091
SpaceX engine failure a couple of hours ago.Muskbros...
>>16950086you're just lucky cause i have met people that didn't even know this was happening
>>16950086my mom is drinking and torturing my dad and my dad started screaming at her about hacking his phone and he got mad at me when I told him to shut up because I couldn't hear the comms
>>16950096Why is it that cars can just drive by this launch pad but you have to have everyone miles away from it in Cape Canaveral?
>>16950091me in the orbiter
https://x.com/Dillonshrop06/status/2041249031855255705>As soon as tomorrow, April 7th at 1130 UTC [7:30 AM EST, 4:30 AM PST], we can expect a launch of a Northrop Minotaur IV launch vehicle from SLC-8 at Vandenberg, CA. The launch will follow a South-East trajectory.
>>16950096lmaooo ELONS GONNA FREAK
>>16950097me this morning
>>16950091imagine the smell of rotting wounds
>>16950096(c)rud!
>>16950086My mother believes the earth is flat.
>Area 51 mentioned
>>16950099this is a single engine
>>16950106"Gotta stop this! Gotta get clean this time!"
>sun’s corona looks like the Vegas pyramidschizos are gonna have a field day with this stuff
>bump limit reachedstand by. making the new thread
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES
>corona is wigglingI WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO I PAID FOR THIS REEEEEEEEEEE
post the fat guy getting flashbanged meme image
purple
>VICTOR, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
QUICK PUT ON YOUR GLASSES ANON
It's a CME coming right at them
Am I retarded or is the main stream missing half of the comms? They keep cutting to the foids yapping while the astronauts are talking.
Very pretty
>>16950123the main stream is for the normies
>>16950125>it looks like a zoom in of someone's eyeit's schzio theory time
Caltech posted this btw: https://youtu.be/KsaV-c9CiaY
>gigantic purple explosion
>>16950096Mom! Lookee what I can do!SpaceX, in an attempt to pull eyes from Artemis (good luck) just had a Raptor engine explode on the north test stand at McGregor! Whoa! Go big or go home, I guess!
>>16950130>Ay(lmao)
ELON SAYS SOMETHING, FINALLY
me on the right
>>16950135>more ketamine please
>>16950132tone down the seething, just a bit.
So did anything rise up from those lunar impacts?
Is this the first time elong's posted about Artemis?
If I trooned out at age 34 is there enough time for me, now a woman, to get a job at NASA? This is fun.
Hey simps, here's your cope:Alejandro Alcantarilla RomeraSpaceX also has another two stands, each one with two test bays. This means losing a test stand for a period of time doesn't completely make the test program stop completely!That's the spirit!
>>16950139something rose up over here if you know what I mean
>>16950091wow so many cute girls!
>VIP eventTRUMP CALL CONFIRMED
>VIP eventsorry goys the stream is going private
>>16950140and that's not even the current artemis mission, the fuck
>vip eventdonarudo-kun?
>qt3.14 replaced by short hair dykeits over
uhh bros this is way too big what did they do up there???
let’s send trump and kelly up on the next Starliner manned flight to celebrate America’s 250th
>hygiene activities>personal activitiesjust say it, we all know what they're doing up there
>>16950157>2076>starliner just beginning unmanned testing>blows up
>>16950154>>16950150>>16950149inb4 a VIP stemfoid
>>16950159The first Lunar Spitroast?
>>16950161the VIP: https://execwomeningov.org/team_mf/elaine-ho/
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2041328344499888579
>>16950164>chief stemfoid>named hosure, why not
>>16950159Unclogging that damned toilet again? Did nasa finally tell them to stop bringing it up?
>>16950165just post the thing
>>16950140lmao bro is trying to steal the spotlight by posting previous artemis what a fucking faggot
>>16950165>>16950168does this mix in Artemis I?they were not that close to the near side (second shot)
>>169501655 days after launch.Okay Shaggy. Thanks for nothing.
the official wikipedia moon photo should be one of the full-disk crispy ones from this mission.
>>16950159Do the boys turn around when the girl is washing herself? Is there a privacy curtain? or is it more of a hippie commune situation? I am asking for school
What are the odds that the clogged toilet sprays boiling waste everywhere on re-entry?
>>16950170I think it's all Artemis I.
Felon is a fickle fella
>>16950170either that or AI
>>16950170yeah he's being stupid and posing an art 1 video.
>>16950174The inverse of how likely it is that you are German.
>>16950173>washingno no there will be none of that
https://terafab.ai/page updated with more stuff now
>>16950182who pays the taxes if robots do the work
VICTOR GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF FRAME
VIP event when??
>>16950184nobody, you just print money
>>16950182Oh hey Optimus is no longer 15 feet tall
>>16950186Right now? What are you watching?
what am i going to miss if i go to sleep right now?
>>16950086Jared needs to fire all the women on comms, this is torture
>>16950189It just has the cartoon thing up again.
>>16950190the explosion in 16 minutes
>>16950101Next sfg op image.
>>16950091Cute. Cute!
>>16950190my drunk ass 6am shitposting
>>16950096This is really fucking bad
>>16950190the real mission, more toilet maintenance
>>16950197nah
>>16950197elaborate, motivate, explain, show your reasoning
>>16950140Is Elon fucking retarded? That's Artemis 1
>>16950201He didn't say it was Artemis 2
>>16950149Bill Nye. Don't ask how I know..
>>16950201does the pope shit on the moon?
>>16950202He didn't know the difference
>>16950205uh huh, whatever you say.
>>16950201>>16950205I'm so blackpilled on Musk. Maybe he really was a retard all along.
>>16950207He lied being about good at video games and he has had petty beefs with dimwitted e-celeb streamer guys on xitter
>>16950207He married and divorced the same woman twice. Also, Artemis went to the moon before Starliner.What more do you need to know?
>>16950210Starship*
>>16950207Wow a guy who had a child with Grimes is retarded? You’re telling me now for the first time.
>>16950209he's also lied about being accepted to some university
>>16950213That one PhD program at Stanford? He didn't actually get in?
>>16950207Took you long enough
>>16950214nope
you guys should shut the fuck up about elon
>>16950217Why don't you shut up, Elon? Go cry to your mommy
>>16950217
>>16950217>t. elon
he hired PIs to stalk Altman in gay bars
The VIP is Trump
>>1695022310pm EST was 20 minutes ago
>>16950224then who was downlink?
>>16950224They need to account for the transmission delay.
Its JARED
>please hold for the president>his name is wiseman can you believe that? central casting anyways i need you to do me a favor and arm the nuclear warhead we loaded onboard we're going to bomb the strait of hormuz
QUIET BLUMPF IS TALKING
humiliation ritual
CHRISTINA COCK
>christina COCKdonaldkun...
>>16950228actually its DONALDhe obviously got briefed on the mission.
>Trump wants marsDO IT DONALD
How many times is she going to have to hear her last name read out as “cock”Even internal NASA people have done it.So cringe, it makes my skin recoil.
Skipped.
WRAP IT UP
>>16950232>>16950233he's just saying what we're all thinking
they have to float there and pretend to be interested while he rambles incoherently
We like our neighbor, don’t we folks?
>hottest country anywhere in the worldmaybe he did have a stroke, the old trump would have had something for this
>>16950240what part was incoherent?
>>16950241some of you Leafs are ok
>>16950209>>16950210>>16950212>>16950215It was only 2 years ago that this general was a unanimous bastion of Musk support. He's really fucked if even /sfg/ doesn't like him. His only supporters these days are jeets because of how his grok lets them open bobs and vagene of random western women.
A circa 2016-2018 Trump call would have been based and funny and coherent.This is… hard to sit through.I’d even take a demented Biden or crazy Kamala call rn
>>16950241>we love our neighbor but unfortunately jeremy you have been voted off the island BLOW THE AIRLOCK
>>16950027>can someone tell me what they just said in the last couple minutesYeah your mom said she cheated on your dad
>>16950247I still support musk unconditionally. I've invested too much, literally and figuratively. All my anti Elon posts are bait or ironic shitposting
TWO PLANETS?
>>16950252Holy kek same. We are collectively, I think I can say, in a doomer drought rn. But if v3 can get working I think things will come back.I’m still iffy on the whole IPO though
What's he thinking?
>>16950255>i wish i could vote for him for a 4th time
>>16950040i think NASA has been researching lava tunnels on the moon for the better part of a decade, it makes sense
>>16950252Musk always gets shit done, the problem is that he works on elontime not real world timeBut the stuff made under his leadership is always a marvel once it's ready (like my self-driving tesla, love that thing)
>ackward silence
.....lmao this silence
>i spoke to wayne gretzky about you
they're ghosting him
>>16950254>iffynigga he selling out.No wayit cna be spun. He PROOMISED to go to Mars before IPO for a solid quater century, now this
senile momentwtf
>>16950254I still despise Musk's grokslop shilling, it makes me sick. but it's still funny in a tragic way
based black man moment
>>16950266I think nobody knew who was supposed to speak
>hey t you hear what i said hehe?>yeahOH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
that "great" was so passive aggressive lmao
>>16950265he promised no IPO until Mars was *self-sustaining*,which is even worse of a betrayal.
>you deserve to give me your autographFucking kek. I love that man.
>>16950269I think they thought it was over and were just waiting for confirmation
what's the next event
>>16950273he's still got it
Told you guys there would be a Trump call. What a great president we have who cares about America
>>169502763 days of gooning and then landing on Friday night
>>16950276could be a csa event, they've had one for american press and one for canadian press every day so far
That was vantiblack coal, even darker than the eclipsed sun
Starlink mission live, for those who care.https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1qxvvkDqRAkxB
>>16950280>csa event
I need a palate cleanser after that cringe
>>16950282LEO is not spaceflight, fuck off
>>16950282wow a starlink launch with content. they don't do those much anymore
>>16950282wow, TWO spacex launch explosions in one day? he's spoiling us
wh-where's christina?!
>>16950282Is Jellyfish still a go?
who are they gonna talk with this time? canadian PM?
>>16950294guess not kek
>your next guest is...ME, your boss, who pays you>we have 20 minutes>opens the airlock
why does the mic only clip when victor, who is black, speaks?
>my favorite part was ghostriding the whip
>>16950295The next event is at 4:15 GMT
he can't keep getting away with it
Another one
>any advice for artemis iii?>better toiletincredible things happening here
>>16950306ROTWC: 1.5
>Civil rights movement leaders????
Shartship status?
>>16950307Again what is the point of wasting an SLS on LEO Fartemis III when a dragon on a F9 could suffice. It’s just a waste of SLS hardware. Which, btw, is extremely hardware-poor and limited
Event is GO
Christina really doesn't suck and tell huh? What a slut!
>>16950307they will def need another Victor on 3
>SpaceX: 5385781023593 pay phones launched into LEO>Rest of the world combined: 1 moon mission ;)
>>16950312muh jobs
>>16950312Because that can't land on the Moon and that's what they're testing.
>>16950316It's really bizarre that SpaceX hasn't done anything cool since Falcon Heavy demo. You would think at least one of the F9 sendoff flights would have chucked some starlinks into lunar orbit.
i had to go. what did i miss? who was the VIP?
>>16950323it was Trump, he had a surprisingly coherent chat with the astronauts
>>16950318Because Orion can land on the Moon… on an LEO mission?Literally wtf are you talking about. Just being a Dragon up and do an HLS Starship / Blue Moon checkout in orbit and call it a day. It’s a filler mission anyways
>>16950323Werner von Braun AI hologram
>>16950321>hasn't done anything cool since Falcon Heavy demoHUH?!?
>>16950325>how's it going artemis iv?>pretty good except one thing we have no idea how to dock>oh right i knew we shouldn't have listened to /sfg/
>>16950326Holy based
i think Isaacman might be the best administrator since Webb
Why did the stream end?
>>16950327I mean, with how much they gloat about launch 99% of all mass to orbit, they sure haven't used that power to launch anything interesting. I mean among their own payloads.
>>16950324where can i watch it? do i have to rewind the nasa stream?
>>16950332the toilet blew them out into space
>>16950334yeah rewind it about 40-45 mins
>>16950331Time will tell but yeah he’s pretty goated so far. It helps that he started his term with this launch plopped in his lap, and an untenable already in-place Artemis schedule that he is free to change up. But he’s doing what needs to be done to change the trajectory of everything for the better.God I pray, literally, that the next president is advised to just keep jared there aside from any politics. The last thing we need is another do-nothing Bolden. Or worse, a pernicious snake who reverts all the Isaacman changes and “goes back to VAB” to re-re-work Artemis back into a jobs program with minimal boots or bases or future mars landings
>>16950282Grok, does anybody care about Starlink?No.
>they had a backup foid and a backup negrojust in case someone got sick and they had to go back on their "first womyn and african american" promise.also imagine how it feels to be those guys right now. They might fly on one of the next missions though, so there is that
>>16950331I was really fucking demoralized when Trump canned his nomination because of musk derangement syndromeI'm glad he finally made it in, but man what a waste of a year (especially considering the next president will almost certainly purge him just for being a trump appointee)
>wastewater tank at 64% and unable to dump
>>16950339hmmm i choose the backup woman but victor looks less like a gorilla so he stays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYhXwzueN1E
>>16950339and a backup canadian for the record. makes you think the really was selected based on check-boxes and not ability.
>>16950344To be fair it's not like anyone there is underqualifiedYou can play with checkboxes when you have a pool of literal top spec human beings
why did isaac let this be a DEI mission if he is so based and redpilled?
>>16950327A suborbital ballistic arc to the Indian Ocean. That episodes in flight half the time.Please clap.
>This event has ended.bruh
William ShatnerCongratulations to the crew of #ArtemisII on going beyond where no human has gone before.
>>16950350thanks bill, very cool
>>16950344>makes you think the really was selected based on check-boxes and not ability.It is easier to turn a black and a woman into astronauts than to turn astronauts into a black and a woman.
>>16950350Thank you sir! Glad to see you on the chan again
>images being loaded into foldersdownlink imminentmoonkino inbound
>>16950350cheers bill, i can get behind that#CommonPeople
>>16950343spacex seems so boring now
MAPLE CREME COOKIESBUTTER COOKIES
Another fail for Islam
do we know where it's going to splash down?
>>16950358Ive built up a lotta cum for this occasion
>>16950365Yes
>>16950365I don't
>>16950272yeah, 100x worse desu. I remember when he said as soon as Falcon Heavy was flown it would be doing as many missions to mars as possible every transfer window. Whatever happened with that? It's blatant that this guy has just been on a generational run scamming space nerds unfortunately. Starship is never going to Mars and that much is as obvious as the sky being blue.
>>16950350Cheers!
>>16950369moon sky is purple
>>16950369sir deleted my twitteri cannot get rupees anymorei hate him so much
>>16950096fiery but mostly dataful test
>>16950102>Northropobservation chance?
>>16950096how the turns have tabled
>refueling tests will come after artemis 3lol wtf
>>16950373Checkmate me I guess. Musk will deliver.
>>16950277>still got itthe joke is he was not joking.
>>16950236Do you know if personally she also pronounces it the German way? I think using cook is quite smart to avoid the cock I'm just wondering if by now the family just does that by default or if privately they still do the other way, assuming they ever pronounced it like that.
>>16950385surely "coke" is more accurate? cook is just wrong
>>16950096NASA 1SpaceX 0
>>16950387i say it like catch
Re:The Artemis Lunar meteor impacts.The AMS is reporting a significant increase in meteors so far this year. Note the series of large fire balls over the last months. About 10x the normal flux. Not associated with any known meteor shower stream.Those Artemis science observations turned out to be important.
>>16949884>is wheel on?>I bet wheel is on>shoulda watched wheel on the moon>that'd have been neat>hey>is wheel on?
>>16950394>10x the normal flux.>Not associated with any known meteor shower stream.this sounds like bad news
>>16950394tbf NASA said they would confirm the impacts with "citizen scientist" obsevationsseems possible to observe this from earth
>>16950394Horse shit
>>16950380I still want starship to succeed. I want America to succeed.
>>16950331He's done a lot of saying, now he needs to do a lot of doing.The direction is right, there's a plan there, even SLS suddenly looks a little less bad. But now he needs to show he can actually pull through and make it happen. CLD shows it's not all gold, but that program's issue is mostly just far too little money. The new budget request is a much bigger issue, he needs to really hit Congress from both sides behind the scenes to make sure they bail him out. I think he sucks Trump's cock a bit too much publicly, not good for his chances under a different administration, maybe he's already made peace with that but to see any proper results of his plans he could really use at least another four years. And of course we all expect Congress to not let the budget be raped but people need to feel he's batting for them or he'll lose the support of the workforce. I assume a lot of people like what he's trying to do so he gets a bonus there but if he lets the non-Artemis parts slip morale will tank and he won't get anything done no matter how much money he gets for human spaceflight and how realistic his ideas sound.At least this is my read and guess from the outside, if NASA Anon is not just larping maybe he can actually give an informed opinion.
From AMS:Our radiant analysis shows the increase is concentrated around the Anthelion source — the region of sky directly opposite the Sun. These are asteroidal objects on orbits similar to Earth’s, moving in the same direction we are. When they encounter Earth, our orbital velocity is effectively subtracted from theirs, so they enter the atmosphere at relatively low speeds. Slower entry means the meteor lasts longer in the sky, is visible over a wider area, produces sonic booms more often, and more material survives to reach the ground as meteorites. That’s exactly what we’ve been seeing — including two rare HED achondrite falls (Germany and Ohio) in just nine days.Not saying it's aliens, but you never know
why arent we doing stuff like this guy? what happened to that anon making his own little rocket engine?
>>16950405It exploded and killed him, anon.
>>16950405>why arent we doing stuff like this guy?money
>>16950387Cook is great because that's literally what Koch means. German pronounciation would be [kɔx].
>massive cuts to NASA budget to rearm militaryKWAB
>>16950405>why arent we doing stuff like this guy?Who says we aren't? Get your HAM license.
>>16950091do dey know de wae
>>16950406RIP to a real nigga
>>16950394They knowASTRONAUTS JUST SAW METEOROIDS HIT THE MOON: The crew of Artemis II were giddy (their words!) on the evening of April 6th when, during a solar eclipse on the farside of the Moon, they witnessed explosions on the lunar surface. Meteoroids were hitting the Moon. "We saw at least five," reported mission commander Reid Wiseman.
we need jesus
>>16950419nigga spittin fax
>>16950394>>169504163I/ATLAS' ayyy pods.
>>16950405>what happened to that anon making his own little rocket engine?lol, I think i remember that guy, I believe he was posting here like what, 4 or 5 years ago? last I heard he needed some microwave oven and then he 'disappeared'
how do i make my own rocket so i can go to the moon?
Humanity needs to crack the biggest hurdle of engineering that keeps tormenting us for hundreds of years. Toilet engineering.Fusion can take the number 2 in the priority list, better toilets is a must.
*trvthnvke detonates in the distance*
Fairly certain picrel is a fresh upload to the media databaseKino uploading in progress hopefully
>>16950412We pay heed to the fallen
>>16950434Media database where
>>16950434>>16950436https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/it was uploaded earlier today
>>16950434looks like some spec ops shit
>>16950431>Fusion can take the number 2 in the priority list, better toilets is a must.Taking a number two is imperative
/sfg/ I just realized somethingtell NASA they need to forensically process the shit bags as medical samplesthe toilet breaking means their feces aren't mixed together, and the documentation of their rations intake provides invaluable information about the effect of zero gravity on their digestion of these space foodsyou could do a followup study once they're back on earth with the same food as a control, while they're going through PPO decontamination protocolstheir turds are probably just as scientifically valuable to the future of manned spaceflight as the photos they're taking are, because it effects astronaut health and long term viability with a mind to maximizing nutritiontruly a historic moment for all mankind, as soon as the dookie falls to earth and analysis may commence
>>16950446We get it, you have a scat fetishCall me when someone opens Apollo 11's shitbags
>>16949747And that quote is still embarrassing for nasa to this day, because SLS just finally had it’s first manned launch while falcon heavy has been launching for years.
>>16949747>>16950450
>>16950387People pronounce their own surnames wrong all the time. Met an Italian American, last name Gentile. He pronounces it like the English word. It's pronounced Jen-TEE-Lay, you dumb greaseball
>>16950434
>>16950447The technology didn't exist back then to get fresh samples cultured.I want entire racks filled with petri dishes ready to go, in a sealed and sterilized environment to prevent cross contamination.Handle with care.
>>16950447>Call me when someone opens Apollo 11's shitbagsThey already did. Every single Apollo astronaut’s poo was analyzed for data relating to nutrition absorption after they’d returned.
The astronauts would have had to submit stool samples as part of their preflight checkup.It is vital that these records remain accessible to the PPO for research purposes, and that they are compared to followups and in flight logs.
>>16950458why didn't they dump the poop overboard? they could've brought back another couple pounds of rocks instead
hey someone linked here on /pol/. HEIL HITLER!!!!
you are now aware that PPO backwards and character swapped is POO
they need an nyc ticker tape parade
>BBC news released another moonshot podcastkino innit?
Could you imagine a chud stowed away in the toilet before launch? That would have been the funniest shit in the world.
>>16950482what?
>>16949692I wonder if the Martian frog people or shadow people blew them up kek or they had to cut the transmission via agreement
>*sip*
Unpopular opinion: rocket LEGO actually works.
>>16950489A rat done bit my sister Nell, with Jeffrey on the moon
This should have happened 25 years ago, there would be a moon base by now. God damn that LEO jerking off bullshit for decades
>>16950482too much weight, it would have messed up their orbit
>>16950453If you live in america you're going to give up soon, you can't correct people all the time.The second generation doesn't even know or care.
why does he have a goofy smile?
>>16950506Another failure for judaism and hinduism as wellChrist is King
>>16950514and he's always clapping his hands and smiling
>>16950517truly an american
>>16950519no wonder he's the commander, keeping up morale and being positive is important
Are they really going to hoard the earthrise photo until the post-flight presser?
>>16950525I'm waiting for the earth shine
>>16950525they're still waiting for the CGI to render
>>16950207He isn’t but most normalnigs like to pretend he is because that’s an easier reality to work around. the fact is that he’s a savant who can get extremely good at the things he puts his focus on, gets easily distracted by petty shit, has a big ego and a saviour complex. that’s too multilayered a characterisation for most people, they prefer a simplified reality.(even if it’s fake)
>>16950247I never “liked” him because i only like people that i personally know, you guys are all doing the reddit thing of pretending that /sfg/ has a uniform opinion on anything.
>>16950243Every speech he’s ever made has been incoherent rambling anon.
>>16950534elon, you're a great investor guy and decent hiring manager (your SpaceX employees are wonderful, your advocacy for more H1Bs is abhorrent), but you suck at PoE2
ok Orion seems like a good deep spacecraft but what are you going to launch it on from here on out? Wait for Blue Origin to get its ducks in a row?
>>16950539Falcon Heavy
>>16950380They haven’t, SLS is still a sunk cost fallacy and by it’s very design fails at meeting any of the goals set by artemis (large amounts of cargo to the moon, frequent crew transfer to actually facilitate the goal of permanent lunar habitation)Starship is taking longer because it is and actually revolutionary vehicle treading ground nobody else has before. When it is finished it will open up many oppertunities rather than just being a dinosaur frankenstein rocket that was only greenlit by congress because it would maximize pork.>uuuurgh come on bro just go along with my meme logic please, artemis just launched crew for the first time lighten upI am autistic, so no.
>>16950419Cringe.
>>16950432It’s not true though.
>>16950541Can it do this mission? iirc it doesn’t have the tli throw weight
>>16950515Christ is not king, he doesn’t exist. you have a mindvirus just like judaism and islam is a mindvirus.
>>16950416woah there's that much distance between mars and Jupiter? do you have an image showing a scaled version of their orbits
>>16950538>instantly starts arguing in bad faith>if you don’t go along with my directionbrained fanfiction you’re elon himselfOkay sure buddy, if that makes you feel better.
>>16949787>Why is everybody obsessed with sex on this site?it's a biology thingyou wouldnt understandbut to make it short, all living things reproduce and that's their main drive to exist
>>16950548nta but isn't hinduism a mind virus too?
>>16950543You are correct. Even a fleet of Saturn Vs is barely able to put enough mass on the moon to make a base. Without LEO refuelling you can’t build anything substantial on the moon
>>16950543Starship is taking longer because it is and actually revolutionary vehicle treading ground nobody else has before!Stardrip also doesn't work. Continues to explode, and will never hit the benchmarks essential to make the business case close.
>>16950550>arguing in bad faithI was being completely objective actually
Question to all of /SFG/:How many of you are pregnancy fetishists? If you don’t get a boner merely thinking about impregnating women and giving them big bulging baby bumps, you are not colony material.
>>16950555Tbh i kind of didn’t bother reading the rest of your post since you wanted to start with the whole “you’re elon” thing, that trope is tired out at this point.
>>16950554>starship doesn’t workHow have the prototypes that have continually hit more and more of the intended milestones failed?Pretending to be retarded is a mental illness, btw.
>>16949841>meds and back to /pol/•no sex•force medicate and gulagwell arent you the sweet boy:)hoping to become a cyborg?removed your own dick yet?
>>16950560How have the prototypes that have continually hit more and more of the intended milestones failed! Has it! Answer me!Yes. Starship has a demonstrated 50% failure rate. Hasn't achieved orbit. Hasn't demonstrated refuelling. Hasn't achieved any of the manufacturing metrics. Hasn't achieved any of the service cycle metrics.This dog was to be cheap to build, have 100+ ton payload and refuel and relaunch on a hot pad. If you want to keep believing Elon's lies, we can't stop you. Enjoy your free trip to Saturn.
>>16949783yeah who else than us white men took our species up there, dumbtard?not that i l believe we actually went, but for argument's sake
>>16950562>•
>>16950534I've always saw him as a businessman first and foremost
>>16950546Isn’t HLS now tanking up and dragging Orion from LEO out to LLO?
>>16950568mommy is gonna eat you all up!life and death, she has it all
>>16950453kek
>>16950568>>16949841>>16949787oh yes my lovekeep talking nerdy to metell me about your rocketsss
>>16950571No. That's another rockets are Legos fantasy solution.
>>16949929annas-archive.glwhen this one goes down, check their wiki page for updated domains
>>16949953yes we're all very stupidand you are oh so smart
>>16949816Most accurate post on /sfg/ in ages! This encapsulates the whole issue.The only woman who is even biologically capable of engaging in the passions of the autistic male is an autistic female. And even still, autistic females are annoying selfish bitches because while autistic men get tortured by normies from a young age, autistic women get babied and pampered by everybody so generally behave like children. Neurotypical females meanwhile are practically a differentspecies from us. They are literally incapable of being interested in something that does not involve themselves or other people. Females have told me many times that they are not interested in the grand majesty of space because there are no people there, it's that simple, it may as well literally not exist in their minds because they are incapable of perception beyond human relations, much like how color is not a concept appreciated by the mind of a naturally blind animal.
>>16950584>they are not interested in the grand majesty of space because there are no people thereThe truthnuke is that they are right
>>16950585They are wrong and so are you, this is no truthnuke
>>16950585There will be people there when we make it so. If the female mind dominated in our evolutionary history then we would still be a niche bipedal hunter with a population similar in range and size to that of gorillas.
>>16950575muhfuggin tree.
>>16949914why did Apollo guyswear bowling shoes?
>>16950534He has savant qualities but clearly hes more deranged than he was before. The ketamine he takes to in his words 'cure his autism' removes his savant capabilties and leaves him with nothing but the deranged personailty comorbid with the autism. Musk touching ketamine has been a disaster for the human race.
>>16949810Do you think night time is a solar eclipse?
>>16950606Nta but insofar as it is the Earth obscuring the sun from your relative position, yes it is.
desu I only care about lunar eclipses, the sun blocking out the moon, now that's cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ica8MODhPQoLong March 8A launch, T-58:00
The concept of a working Starship touching down on the lunar surface, with humans in it, and lowering them down off of a giant caged garage elevator, all before 2028 is out… no way man. That just seems preposterous right now, at least the way things are dragging along
