Splashdown - editionprevious >>16953395
KINO
>>16954654Shartepiss Poo
america apology form:________
Cancel SLS
Welcome home, heroes.
Good day
YFW
Very sad to see no burning Amerifats tonight.
looks like a swimming chicken when it blinks
>>16954654yay space
Master Diver?
>No AT&T coverage
OUR HEROES
>yfw successful splashdown
boats on site
>>16954672I refuse
you used to call me on my satphone
So going forward they’re doing this through Starlink comms right? Nothing is working
Hehehe, Shartypiss Poo makes a splashdown --- IN THE TOILET!
they might have alien aids
the fact that took them so long to get to them with everyone on the world watching them makes me scared of the sea
GET TO IMAGE LIMIT ASAP SO WE CAN MAKE MORE THREADS
we did it again 50 years after our last time. rest of the world? never even tried.
>>16954683Looks like Starfield with DLSS5.
>ERECTION
>>16954683lmao they did nothing
>can you hear me?>yeah can you hear me?>i think i need to restart zoom one minute>ok how about now?>...
Greatest country in the god damn world.
oh shit, iranian commandos!
>I'm the captain now
>>16954679
>the next event will be the erection of that large, inflatable raftyou're damn right
HOLY PERSPECTIVETHE LEFT CAMERA LOOKS THEY'RE DISTANTBUT THE RIGHT CAMERA LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE PRETTY NEARTRIPPY
>No communicationTHEY'RE DEAD
a 30 billion dollar program thwarted by a sat phone
>>16954703>starshart
>Brownoids seethingONLY AMERICA, RUSSIA, CHINA AND JAPAN ARE ALLOWED IN SPACE.
>>16954714my wife is so cute
do you think they have a hole in the center of the capsule and they can piss and poop in it while they wait for it to open haha and the fish below get to eat all their pee and poop haha?? it must be very bad smelling with the sweaty space suits and all the farty poots and toots and all the pee and poops!!
RECOVERY 1 ONROUTE
Reid is like ohhh shit I’m not pressing the radio button when I talk [math]\unicode{x1F92D}[/math]
Just knock on the window lads
>uhhhhhhhh check your push to talk settings?
>>16954721>RUSSIA, CHINAnope
Boy am I glad we live on a planet with tons of water to land from space in.
>>16954695
Feels good after the world has been making fun of us, America is BACK
>>16954721India desu
>4 green crewmembers kerbals confirmed
THE CARTEL IS TRYING TO STEAL THE CAPSULE
>artemis II was a complete success minus the toilethow long until we moon land?
Retard in chief tweet in 3 2 1....
>>16954721>don't mind the Canadian
THE PORCH PIRATES ANON...
still got it
>>16954721Canadians can come as a carry-on
>erecting
>no commsbros
>>16954721replace russia with canada
>WE ARE TRYING A BACK DOOR APPROACH
>>16954726>wtf
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG
>>16954654WHY CAN'T AMERICANS FIGURE OUT SAT RADIOS?????
>>16954742Canadians are emotional support
Elon could NEVER
>mfw safe splashdown
>our most grifting and retarded architecture still mogs any and everyone else
>>16954740it's like 3 years until Artemis III (which won't be crewed) then who knows how many years after that, prolly 2029-2032
>>16954740bit less than 2 years barring any set backs
ALAAARRRRRMMMMM
just use your iphones you fools
biden's recov team would be faster desu
great, we now only need Starship HLS to work so that we can finally land on the mooon, isn't this great guys? this is awesome!
>satphones not workingshould have bought the Starlink terminals with the cell plan
WHY CAN'T THEY COME OUT?
so:>toilets not working>radios don't workThat's all that went wrong? We really are gonna have a moon base soon.
CAN YOU HEAR (ME) MAJOR ANON???
>>16954759Aren't they already transporting the rocket for that? What else are they waiting for? We have the Mandate of Heaven, just send it.
>first the toilets>then outlook >now the phoneCorporate America kun.......
>>16954767Fake?They're not at the pod yet
>>16954759Artemis 3 is scheduled for next year and will be manned, the fuck did you get your info from? The Artemis launches are supposed to be yearly things
>>16954769the capsule is underpressurizedif they suddenly open it, it would be like a reverse byford dolphin incident
>>16954767WTH how does a vtuber have a better stream?
>>16954751it's a /sci/ trick [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math]
Jared lowkirkly jealous
>>16954721>Le rape scene for no reason anime
>>16954464
a poop leak sealed the hatch shut and shorted out the local comm link
RARE FLIGHT SUIT JARED
>>16954767Artemis 1?
>>16954745It's cold in space, doesn't hurt to bring a hat.
>>16954769door stuck
>>16954767Pull 'em out already. Somebody get a can opener.
>>16954769
>>16954774>>16954779it's just a still from a previous launch, this is the real thing >>16954714
>>16954780MOD GET OUT IM PISS
>>16954774she pulled up pics from the Artemis I mission i believe
>>16954777Oh shit
>>16954779i think that's from Artemis Iand its obviously a picture, not a live video feed
I MISSED IT DID THEY AIRFRY?
>>16954780>>16954726Hi mod.
>>16954782
>turnstile
>>16954769>letting them outWe are already here
>can't shit>can't talkGrim
>>16954770They nailed the hard parts and fucked up the basic tech
>>16954774>>16954779its an artemis 1 photo
>>16954791I BEG YOU
>>16954799Yep
>fade to whitecue credit roll
for those who followed it all the way did they ever fix the toilet
Pizza party time
>>16954795>she
ALL OUR BASE BELONG TO SPACE ANON...
>>16954799Yes jared is reading the contingency eulogy right now>>16954800you can post emoji in latex, noob
>>16954770there were some prop system issues too. leaky helium valve or reg it sounded like.
>>16954812no its just full of shit in there
>>16954799they are fine
>musk still silent on twitteri-is he alive?
>>16954779She's there
>>16954770>They used WindowsThere's your problem, install Linux like Gentoo/Arch and you'll be all set.
NASA doesn't have a sexy girl welcoming you to planet Earth
>>16954812They fixed it early on, the entire void between earth and the moon is filled with piss snow now
>the data we couldn't downloadwait KSP wasn't lying?
>>16954777How do they repressurise it then
they are officially abandoning the pod to sinkwhat's inside must be really bad
base by 2028 btw
>>16954821in a k-hole rn give him a few
>me leaving my kerbals on laythe
>>16954808YOU ARE A GENUINE DICKSUCKER
>>16954809>>16954817Sad. Imagine the smell when they open the door.
Something went wrong. They got cooked in there.NASA's getting the substitution body double crew ready for the cameras.
>>16954824I'm reentering her rear if you know what I mean
>ITALIA ON THE MOONMAMA MIA
>>16954821Hes in a deep spiral cause starship v2 was a massive shitshow and they blew up the first v3. f it happens again shits bad. They predicted like 20 launches a year by now
>>16954799space-cooked long pork, yum
>>16954826space woman poop has special... qualitiesit's basically gundanium
THEY AWOOED ANON
>sailors start making monkey noises whenever mic is brought over to them
PIZZA ON THE MOON
Where are the boats going
aeiou
>tfw you forgot to put an antenna on in KSP
>>16954838he predicted mars colony by now
>>16954806rather they fuck something up like that instead of something like the heat shield
>>16954846quarantinei'm glad they keep reminding us the crew is healthy
Why can’t they use a flashing light for Morse code?
>>16954821he's on a ketamine bender ERPing with grok
Mars by 2___
why doesn't a ship just pick up the entire capsule and bring it to nasa hq? are they stupid?
>>16954848JOHN MADDEN>JOHN MADDENJOHN MADDEN>JOHN MADDENJOHN MADDEN>JOHN MADDEN
>>169548562222
>>169548562______6
>>16954850He rolled that back since he will likely die before it happens
wait so powering down, did they fix the sat phone issue?
>>169548562 weeks
an UFO just flew over my house
>>16954856weeks
>>169548562100war was beginning
>Italian hab module confirmedSI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
>>16954856>2morrow
>>16954856morrow baby lets go
>>169548562 decades
>>16954837they're going to spam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuyWrkwpok and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q and it will be kino
>>169548562666
>>16954860I knew it would come Trumps death confirmed April 12th
>>16954853They gonna send the glow worms to get them?
>have to put a floating inflatable pool next to the Orion capsule to get them outDragon recovery procedures look so much more professional and civilized
>>16954864jared is using his ears to directly relay between the crew and divers
>>16954866do you pronounce it "oo-foe"?
holy shit, when the camera zoomed in/changed filter, i thought the capsule had exploded for a moment
Why so many posts? Did I miss something?
>>169548562E99
Did they get cooked alive in there or what?
>Christina Koch probably smells
Source tells me they're stable.Please god
>>16954854>N O T P E N N Y S B O A T
>>16954884Fart gas has taken over the air supply...
>>16954882nothing important
>>16954881there's nothing left on it that can possibly explode
>>16954870>>16954871you two should kiss haha
>>16954848UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>16954886made me kek, or should i say, kirk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A
>>16954881same
>the architecture for Artemis III isn’t even known, it’s just vibes for nowGood stuff, wow, very smart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0rJoL821bs>>16954881>randomly exploding after splashdownthat only happens in KSP (hopefully)
>>16954896NO SHARKS ANON!!
for the later apollo missions they lifted the capsule, astronauts inside, onto the deck. why go back to the early-apollo system?
>>16954888>mfw opening the hatch
>>1695485625th of December, 2026.
>>169548561975
>>16954895imagine being locked in a car that smelled like a latrine with 4 other adults for 10 days, only to have to wear a hot suit and lay on your back bobbing in the ocean for 4 hours after having fallen 250000 miles
tf are those boatfags for
>>16954856April 5, 2063
>>16954904spaceflight sounds fucking horrible when you put it that way
GET THEM OUT OF THERE ALREAADY WHATS THE HOLD UP?
>>16954900its a return to formi hear nasa was jamming all night on this
How did the contractors not manage to grift a ship like this got a couple billion?Kind of embarrassing being forced to flop down onto an inflatable raft
Im between jobs doing shit stuff neeting it up but I only feel alive watching this shit. Like in everyday life I feel like I have low level dementia and feel nothing
India's rescue team is on the way, and they're prepared to deal with the smell.
>>169548562060ish
>>16954902COULD IT BE ANON....
All things considered this is still kind of a regression. Like I don’t think von Braun would be impressed kek
If this was Soyuz they'd all be walking of firm ground by now
>>16954900*and by this I mean Skylab 2/3/4.
FUCK YOU GUYS I BET 1000 BUCKS THAT IT WOULD EXPLODENOW IM A DEBTFUCK NASAFUCK SPACE EXPLORATION FUCK YOU ALL
>>16954890except for my bladder haha emirate guys please let me out I gotta go pee
Spooky skull
why are wll the camera views so fucking dogshit?they have a million boats and helicopters and none of them have cameras from this century??
>>16954900didn't they only do that because an astronaut nearly drowned when water came through the hatch?
*snore*
Who designed the fucking Toilet
>>16954918WHEN WILL YOU MATURE ANON?
>>16954918thanks for the free money faggot
>>16954920
>>16954915>restarting the space program from scratch where your only failures were the toilet and the telephone is a regression
>>16954910lol they're going to get to ride on a military warshipmusk's barge looks like a toy next to that
what if they opened the capsule and they were all black now?
>>16954905they are going to help the astronauts out of the capsule by putting an inflatable "front porch" attached to the capsule somehow and then help them get on helicopters before probably helping a ship attach a winch from a bigger ship to the capsule
>>16954932>restarting the space program from scratch ... is a regressionYeah
>>16954932Apollo didn't even have a toilet, they had to shit and bags and the astronauts hated it
>>16954920Reminds me of the twin tower smoke faces
GETTING AN ERECTION ON MY FRONT PORCH
>>16954934
>>16954933yes, massively wasteful compared to the cheap efficiency of SpaceX
>hazard gas >>16954901
>>16954922i was wondering this about the launchalmost every camera angle was total dogshit.and got reduced to garbled compression slop right away
>>16954934not happening. this is a redo of Apollo 8, not 1
I love you to the Moon and back :D
>>16954918So, this is the power of /biz/?
JUST GET THE FUCKING ASTRONAUTS OUT ALREADY I GOT SHIT I NEED TO DO
What is he thinking about now?
What's Elon thinking right now?
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2042759832734732390
>>16954951>Ching chong ping pongsomething like that I guess
oh yeah i'm splooshing all over this water
>>16954952This was only possible because of him.
>>16954942>he doesn't think the occasion merits a military paradewell, you do you, pal
>>16954951ching chong bing bong
my beautiful wife clear's perfect english
Had to close the stream cause I couldn't that faggot announcing the splash down time and mission time down to the second. EVERY FUCKING 3 MINUTES.SHUT THE FUCK UP
>clear speaking in broken englishso precious
>>16954952I love my gay little grok baby avatar!!HLS? What’s that?
DISCLOSE THE GRAVITIC PROPULSION SCIENCE
>>16954937From 55 years ago? Sure. From 10 years? We are so back.>>16954938Did Artemis really have a toilet? Can we say that?>sniff test
>>16954952He is a lot like me so I would guess rimming a trans women
>>16954964 mute it then, genius
>>16954960the fact that this is so uncommon to warrant a military parade is sadits sad that its 50 years since people went past the moon
>"Claude, open the hatch">"I'm sorry Victor, I'm afraid I can't do that"
ynr epstein
AM I HALLUCINATING WHY AM I SEEING A SKULL
>mission to the lunar surface on Artemis III>lunar surface>Artemis IIIhwuh??
>>16954969what on earth is that webm
>>16954972>50 yearsIt's been like 5 days at most. Get a hold of yourself.
>>16954920/x/ is gonna have a field day with this
>>16954976ITS DA ORKS, THEYSE HERE TO WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Ive gotta poo hurry up
>>16954976omgggggg
>>16954976Dude what are you talking about
>>16954978Dead obese man being removed through a removed window due to his girth
>>16954976YOUR MIND IS BONEFIED ANON
THEY ARE ALL DEADIT'S OVER
https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2042757836061430206
>>16954988Too much space sex...
>>16954986awesome
wtf is taking these retards so long to blow up a raft
>>16954918everybody laugh at this faggot
>>16954988>>16954988they're actually both alive and dead right now
>>16954972no argument there honestlybut I still think corporate optimization of expenses is way prematurelet's savor this time before they put astronauts in cubiclesdon't you think so, anon
the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing front porch
>>16954981>Its full of squigs
hurry up nigga damn
>>16954989>They were not alone./x/ bros it's a sign
>they have moon covid
>>16954976>>16954983>can't unseeFUCK
>>16954997sure I guess
>>16954918you the guy who kept losing money betting on the fate of superheavy boosters?
Why aren't (You) part of the Artemis III crew, Anon?
Why is the powering down so important?
>>16954983Guys will see this and say "Hell Yeah"
the US now has 2.5 operational crewed vehicles
>>16954976i see a dude with sunglasses
>>16955008I can barely see without my glasses
ok this is cringe nowliterally killed the hype of the mission retroactively
>>16955008I AM ANON!
Soo, what happens to the capsule? do they just exit it and leave it to sink? or they recover it? What is stopping em from just picking it up and putting it on the aircraft carrier once landed to make the exit easier?
>>16955008they take poorly to shitposting
They are all dead...
>>16955008fat
>>16955008"the incident"
>>16955016They are recovering it and taking it from san diego to florida over truck I think
>>16955016Is this your first splash down?
So now it's fucking nothing until 2028 right?Nobody cares about III.
>>16955016putting big chonking ship next to smol capsule is dangerous, fren
WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG
>>16955016spacex picks up the capsule before taking the people out, not sure why NASA has this procedure
>>16955009The rcs thrusters have some fucking deadly toxic shit in them so I’m guessing they want zero chance they could accidentally fire
>Training years to help get 4 people out of a box
>>16954976huge week for pareidolians >>16951536
>Ohhh! Touchie!
>>16955028danny...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H1fp0oktpc
>touching itRipip
>>16955026Because you don't want people in it in case there's an accident with the helicopters.
>hazardous gas
>>16955029Yes it’s called a jobs program
>no toxic gases>hatch opens>shit comes out
>touches itbased
>yes
Yes.
Yes
This is why the shuttle kicks ass. This fucking around in the pool is embarrassing.
>>16955039>>16955034Why isn't he bursting into flames?
Yes,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACKKK
https://youtu.be/zNu1cdISsvY
Can you repeat the question
>>16955040>>16955041>>16955042>>16955043>>16955046>>16955047>>16955048No
>>16955040>>16955041>>16955042>>16955043>>16955046>>16955047>>16955048hivemind
if is is how americans move on water they will never stop the wetbacks
Yes?
ayys watching us do all this shit just to buzz the moon
>>16955052YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>16955052Are they all dead?
>>16955055yes mind
someone get James Cameron on the horn
>>16955038Designated capsule
Where are the toilets?
So, does the rocket girl understand english but can't speak it well?
>>16955008I'm allergic to the moon.
>>16955059>buzztoo soon
>>16955059Ayys should share their advanced propulsion technologies with us.
pizza
THE CAMERAWORK FUCKING SUCKS
Seahawk kino
>>16954869>>16955050Ummm based
what follows is probably going to be more stressful for astronauts than the missionall these people vying for their attentionin deep space they were at least in their element
>>16955023artemis 3 next year anon'hopefully'
>>16955059>ayys watching us do all this shit just for them to not successfully land on earth"meteor showers" are alien spacecraft burning up in our atmosphere because they can't into angles
>>16955069Would be nice yea
>>16955074I get physically sick even thinking about their upcoming White House visit
>>16955072>breaks>"SEAHAWK DOWN">"SEAHAWK DOWN">"SEAHAWK DOWN"
fresh thought: as the capsule has landed, it's now off topic for /sfg/? Maybe even when they first entered the atmosphere.
I see the skull...
>>16955059If the ayys were so good at space, why haven't they visited yet?
>>16954979I loved Berger's joke the other day>Jared, so why haven't we been back to the moon in 53 minutes
>>16955081>somalians firing rpgs at it from the coast
megan cruz didnt wanna say erect
>>16955057Anon, they're trying *not* to kill them.
>>16955076>meteor showers" are alien spacecraft burning up in our atmosphere because they can't into anglesthose are the sped alients in the short ufo
how many fucking guys do they have therethere's going to be no space for the astronauts
>>16955082earth is in space. all of earth is spaceflight. you are on spaceship earth
DOOR OPENING HYPE
>>16955086>Jared, so why haven't we been back to the moon in 53 minuteskek
>>16955082/sfg/ is boatplane-adjacent so it still holds
>>16955082seafloat general
ERECTION IN PROGRESS
HATCH OPEN
we're gonna reach image limit before they're out at this rate
>>16955091they're gonna get airlifted out
YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE STANK OUT
*ding-dong*>who is it?
>>16954963>OKEIRII never knew I wanted her to welcome our brave astronauts back to earth.
/sci/ you told me this stream would be kino but nothing's happening?
imagine the smell
open
>>16955069ayys use hydrolox sustainers with solid strap on boosters. they're fucking stupid and we have nothing to learn from them
What date is the white house visit. I want to see them hanging out with Trump and Vance
IT'S OPEN
Is the capsule still hot from reentry at this point? How do they open the capsule without being burnt?
>>16955103*steps on a bag of flaming dogshit*
>>16955107SESAME!
>letting IT out
"damn bitch, you fly like this?"
>pointless makework mission that didn't need to be manned>People online tell me I just don't understand how important it wasidiots....
>>16955105go watch your tiktoks, zoom zoom.
LET THEM OUT
FIRST PIC OF CREW MEMBER GETTING OUT
none of the boats have bow-mounted ball-mount .50s
wish they had not potatoes to show video from
They need to contract recovery to SpaceXOr just drag Orion into the well deck of Murtha
>>16955117if they didn't put crew on it how would they have learned the toilet doesn't work?
>>16955112its in the water idiothow would it be hot
Ladies first
FRONT PORCHRNTPORCH
>>16955117>doesn't understand something>calls others idiotsthe midwit beacon
>>16955112Oven mitts
>>16955112>30 minutes since splashdownI think it's fine
>>16955114open says me
mum just texted me "why are they taking so long?"kek
>no hazardous gasesdoubt.jpg
standing by for the erection
this guy loves saying erection
ERECT THE PORCH
>>16955131That's my favorite Popeye cartoon.
Soooo if no one is ready are we just doing a glass cockpit hypergolic LM?
>>16955127Dumb as fuckUse the LHD
>no hazardous gases
ERECTION
https://x.com/Gwynne_Shotwell/status/2042764424990106065
ERECTION WHEN?ERECTION WHEN?
is it procedure to use the word "erection" or does the guy talking just like getting away with using that word
Are they going to try and recover the capsule or let it sink? I feel like they can learn so much from recovering it
>>16955079Imagine being a kid thinking about being an astronaut and getting to meet the president, and then when it finally happens the president is Donald Trump
>>16955132Job justification 40 people in the water alone
>>16955143It's hard to get an erection on cold water
>>16955147Blimphus glump?You mean cheeto hitler?
>wiseman-san
>>16955145the lady said "setting up" and "getting it ready" dude just likes the word
>>16955142more like shotweb
what did isaacman hear during the plasma blackout
>>16955148they are there to contain
>>16955155wiat a minute
>>16955150Plenty of people get erections just fine in boats, what's the problem here?
>>16955156how do i shotweb
foursome confirmed
>>Hey Anon what are you watching?>Artemis II, they have successfully landed and I'm waiting for the crew to be->>What's a "Artemis II"?>Crewed mission around the moon? Test run of a program that will end in a permanent moonbase?>>Wait, so we're back on the moon? What?I'm a not a /sci/fag but this is just
>>16955142isn't she Mother Space?
I realize, intellectually, that the whole operation must have costed ridiculous amounts of moneybut still, seeing the navy operations, that's a lot of people just to support these four
>>16955158Why contain it?
>trans-lunar injectionI thought trans was removed
There's great whites in that water, no fucking way I'd go for a swim
uhh why are they laying detonation cord and drifting away??
they have to slip-and-slide out of the capsule on the ocean to egress?
What would happen if I licked the capsule?
>>16955155biboo owes me sex
>>16955167It’s now the LGB lunar injection
>>16955165personally, I would rather have entire aircraft carrier battle groups assigned to this rather than Middle East fuckfest #345
>>16955168yes, there are nasa workers in the water, your point being?
>>16955168That makes me wonder, have we had astronauts get attacked by wildlife when they came back?
>>16955163you're a pretentious twat
>>16955163honestly i had no idea this was happening until i saw a replay of the launch on tv a few days agoand i haven't heard anyone in my area talk about it.its alot easier to miss than you might think.
Well: a few of the Apollo guys lived long enough to see this, at least
>>16955171IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY SHAMEFUL ANON..
>>16955163This one time at bandcamp I sent an adult woman a picture of me next to the Great Pyramids and she then asked me where I was.
>>16955182bass pro shop?
WHY DON'T THEY JUST PICK UP THE WHOLE THING AND PUT IT ON THE SHIPWHY IS IT TAKING SO LONGWHAT ARE THEY FUCKING DOING
>>16955180buzz aldrin is a MAGA nazi fascist and wants to erase all trans children
>>16955181for him or the capsule?
>>16955170these guys have just experienced a 400 000 km tripcan you imagine their thousand-yard stare when they they try to relate to your merely earthly concerns?
>>16955184>WHAT ARE THEY FUCKINGeach other
they are still in the thing?
ARTEMIS II'S HOLESO LEWD
ERECTIONERECTED
>>16955186FOR (YOU) ANON!
>>16955185Shame Jim Lovell didn't make it a few more months for this mission
>>16955189they found the astronauts dead inside and are trying to hire actors real quick
>>16955176The Russians used to bring guns to deal with bears or wolves. I don't think they ever ended up needing them, though.
>>16955185Buzzased
Why the fuck haven't the astronauts just gotten on one of the boats yet? You don't need a retarded "front porch" for this. So what if they get a little wet.This is a national embarrassment.
>>16955178I wasn't even that interested in following the mission (just tuned in when there was launch, "Hello, World!" and other "big" milestones) yet I was still aware of it happening FOR MONTHSI'm worried for Artemis III^W^W IV. Imagine some simp watching his favorite vtumor over moon landing
Look at that lewd hole. Somebody's gonna an ERECTION and cum to this.
>>16955193
Shibiri collar for Orion
okay this europoor is going to bedthanks for the show ameribros, hope you do it again soon
Nice erection great erection fantastic erection
>>16955164She's Artemis
>>16955200Would you an Orion, anon?
frontporchthefrontporchthefrontporchfrontporch
>>16955158Or feed....
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2042771312792473723
Imagine being a russian space fan rn (right now)
>>16955165I was thinking this. Each person on each of those like 6 boats + helicopters probably gets paid 100-300k annually, so just the retrieval personnel alone already costs NASA like 20 million per year.
Next step, Mars!
Get on with it
>>16955202
>>16955176I remember reading somewhere that cosmonauts would have a gun in their capsule to fight off bears when they landed in the Siberian wilderness
>>16955198NASA is a clown fiesta of "heritage methods"
>>16955214I thought we were going to the moon
it looks so turgid
>ASTRONAUTS ARE REPORTED TO BE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION>ASTRONAUTS ARE REPORTED TO BE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION>ASTRONAUTS ARE REPORTED TO BE IN EXCELLENT CONDITION
>>16955214why does he all caps his name at the end like that?
>>16955198they're wearing space suits, not wet suits
>>16955196The TP-82 can be used for hunting, to defend against predators, and for creating visible and/or audible distress signals. The detachable buttstock also functions as a machete and is equipped with a canvas sheath.The upper two side-by-side shotgun barrels use special 12.5×70mm ammunition (40 gauge), and the lower single rifled barrel uses 5.45×39mm ammunition developed for the AK-74 assault rifle. The TP-82 has a large lever on the left side of the receiver that opens the action, and a small grip safety under the trigger guard that resembles a secondary trigger.[citation needed] According to NASA astronauts, the gun is very accurate out to about 20–30 m (22–33 yd).
>>16955214>drumpf couldn't even land on saturnwhat a failure
i wish i was in excellent condition
>>16955214I'm pretty sure he won't be alive when we get to Mars>>16955223he likes to CAPS LOCK
First person to Mars will be cool but I'm more excited for the permanent moon base
>>16955224Then maybe they shouldn't fall.Are they the most physically qualified humans in the nation or not?
>>16955221what condition are the astronauts in again? and what are we waiting for the front porch to do again?
>>16955229Fuck you elon, fuck you so much
>>16955231green
>8 people inside>all evacuating gasesImagine the smell
>>16955217>>16955196I did know about the space guns. I guess we never ended up using them. Not like we need it these days, they got found pretty quick.
>8 inside8 inside>8 inside8 inside>8 inside8 inside
>>16955196>POV you're a space bear
They are currently removing the green paint
>>16955211>four American flagssus
>>16955236THATMUSTBEATIGHTSQUEEZEANON
>Suddenly a chinese submarine surfaces
>putting four more people inside the capsule instead of taking the four original people outone of the mathematicians accidentally added instead of subtracting or something?
>>16955231
why do they make this so needlessly complicatedjust pull it out of the water with a crane onto the deck of another ship
Imagine the smell
>>16954654glad everything went alright. now maybe we can walk up there in 2 years
the astronauts are birthed like children from (now) fleshy inside of the pod
>wearing space suit>haven't felt gravity in 10 days>mentally broken from being a room with a woman this long>barely slept for all that time>just been shaken to bits>anon complain you don't dive head first into the ocean with a double front flip
>>16955184>WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING DOINGOnlyfansHave to pay for this shit somehow yo!
>>16955214Imagine bein an astronaut and after doing this week's long intense trip you have to go eat at the retard in chiefs house and be nice so that he doesn't defind your whole department. Being an astronaut is a tough job
>>16955251He's bringing McDonald's
did they confirm they are alive?
>>16955245this procedure was probably designed by committee
>>16955249lol
>they're greenzug zug
>>16955211
>>16955253yep, all 5 of them
>>16955249Literally why don't they jump out and swim to a boat? Anyone could make this swim, certainly the fittest people on the planet can.
>>16955175underrated
>>16955259good...
>>16955213>the retrieval personnel alone already costs NASA like 20 million per yearto play devil' advocate a bit, I don't think NASA is actually paying 20 million for thatthey probably can get the navy to help them just for prestige aloneand the navy is going to get paid either way, their whole job is basically to be on standby just in case they are needed
>>16955253no, the four "medics" they sent in are preparing their weekend at bernie's procedure right now
>grill comes out first
>>16955252good, we're bringing mac tonight back toono one can stop what's coming
>>16955249jej
>>16955245Even easier with the well deck!
do they still have to quarantine astronauts?
>wanted to download sections of the livestream for webming >but yt-dlp download sections doesn't work on livestreams for some reason>instead downloading between x and y minutes it just downloads the most recent minutesdang
>not the complexion of their skin
>>16955268what's with the gay little synchronized swimming frogman brigade holding up a waterlogged skirt?
this doesn't feel significant at all. nobody noticed. no cool footage or anything.
>>16955272nothey have to before they go but not when they come back
>>16955273streamlink can probably do it but I've never tried.
>>16955276>no cool footagethe capsule falling out of the sky is literally the only good thing that's been on tv this year
FULLY ERECTED
>>16955245They don't know for sure if the capsule is in good condition so there is a risk that the lift would fail. Also the capsule could hit the ship. It's just an abundance of caution. You could have thought of this yourself.
This is a NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.When China goes to the moon, they'll get off the pod within 3 minutes of the boat showing up.Screencap this.
what are these?
Everyone is suddenly an expert at astronaut retreival in the middle of the ocean. Yeah I'm sure this method is needlessly complicated they should have hired you instead.
>stabilization collar is fully erect>an hour laterso what was the plan if this thing started sinking?
>>16955285>Sinks like that one mercury capsule everyone blames the astronaut for
>undersea crew members?????
>>16955182Why were you texting an adult woman?
>>16955288the anti-alien alarm
THE CREW IS GREENI REPEATTHE CREW IS GREEN
>>16955292
>>16955275its a stabilization device for rough weather
>>16955293He got desperate
>>16955295goon ging ging gan sporf dorf
>>16955286yes because they'll all be dead in there so the precautions are unnecessary
>>16955292why do you think its called a ship?
>>16955273Faststone Capture or Camtasia will let you screen cap whatever you want. Faststone Capture is a lot smaller and easier to use.
>>16955288It's where the demon horns go. They evaporate during reentry, but in space, they operate as an aphrodisiac for the space whales.
>so early
Seasick Victor sure is gonna look green
>>16955288drogue parachutes
>>16955296ahh the endless
ERECTED
why don't they simply use a crane to lift the capsule to the ship?
>>16955289just compare it to dragon retrievalSpaceX just drives a boat there, a frogman attaches a hook to the capsule and they pick it up into a boat, people get outno need for flotation devices, helicopters etc
>houston, this is recovery. the stench is unbearable. aborting mission
OH... RYAN...
>>16955310Because then the DEIvers wouldn't get their 15 seconds of fame.
>>16955310Why don't the austronauts just jump off the thing and swim to the boats?
>Hatch opens
>>16955311a billion dollar annual budget has to be spent somewhere
>>16955288parachute mortars I think
How does it actually smell in there?
It deserved it all along anons...
>>16955312but seriously imagine the pussy smell in there rn
why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to mordor?
>>16955289(you)Two hour requirementMissedSo idk if they hired experts either
>>16955320I hope she gets sisters.
>>16955320Why can't it have a cool name like Saturn?>european service modulefuck you boring faggots you aren't coming with us next time
Isn't this a /sci/ board? Why are some you extremely retarded?
the porch looks like a bad design desu
>>16955322no FAA license
>>16955326Retarded website
>>16955322Why didn't they fire a Saturn V rocket into the Eye of Sauron to end the battle?
>>16955326you should check out some of the threads, that is part and parcel for this board
>>16955321From the woman or the Canadian?
>>16955555quints confirm
Hopefully they can streamline the erection process for future missions
>green>hazardous gases>erected>front porch
>>16955326Because we don't gatekeep retards on this website since 2015
>>16955326>a /sci/ boardno it is THE /sci/ board
>>16955333both
>>16955326When I'm looking for cutting edge scientific discussion, I go to 4chan
Need a bigger porch
>i want the moon mission to end sooner??? stop whining
>>16955311>a frogman attaches a hook to the capsuleit's frogMAM>>16954824
Why didn't the astronauts jump off the spaceship midair and parachute on aircraft carriers? Don't they have military training?
Can this moon mission end already?
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A PROGRAM
>>16955343This last hour has been pretty fucking boring though for real.
>>16955342for the porch mo... ehhh
>>16955326If you want to declare that the earth is flat and space is fake and get lots of replies, where else would you go?
>>16955345We're not the soviets who forgot to design a capsule with landing chutes
>>16955326this board got flooded by retards years ago
>>16955348spaceflight is slow
>all this background noise when the commentator speaksmission control is unexpectedly noisy
>>16955345kek i bet the soviets would have seriously considered that
>a fairly raucous scene behind me in mission control as the nerds are all having their way with the stemfoids>if you thought the capsule stank just wait until you get a whiff of this
cool stars screensaver NASA
Why don't the astronauts just land in the nasa parking lot or something? are they stupid?
>>16955358kek
>known as the WHITE flight control roomwhat did he mean by that
>white flight control
>all these options and they chose a gay floatie
>oh jesus, 'tina and glover melted together, we're going to need the spatula
WHITE CONTROL ROOM
>white flight control room
So did we ever learn who VSVN is?
Feels good being American.
>>16955326I WAS BORN THAT WAY, FAGGOT
>It was so precise, they've never seen anything line up like this
SPLASHDOWNPLASHDOWN
THEY'RE COMING OUT ANON!!
>>16955289Many of us have seen how SpaceX retrieves Dragon capsules
>>16955279yeah probablyyt-dlp has just been a very nice omnitool, like it's meant for youtube, but then you can use it on any website with a video, specifying file format, sections.Too tired to pick up something new. Will just webm from the vod later.usually easy to find new code on stackoverflow if I wanted something more specific too
They're out
>control room signs are in RussiansUSA BTFO once again
what are those dudes still swimming in the ocean for?
CLAP CLAP CLAP
>immediately falls off the front porch>drowns
THEY ARE NOT GREENI REPEATTHEY ARE NOT GREEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r--tyD6E0U
I see body bags
>>16955365Fuck you just say about my floatie?
VICTOR FELL OVERBOARDHE CAN'T SWIM
>>16955382The sounds of my country
okaeri
Reita Wiseman?
Whats the point of the divers
welcome home kerbals
>>16955390isn't he from the navy
>>16955325MEGA MOON ROCKET
my dad is bitching about how shitty the cameras are
bros imagine that first deep inhale of fresh earth air
>>16955395keeping the sharks away
>>16955379
>>16955389it's GAY and probably designed by a committee of women
>>16955399TELL YOUR DAD I'M GONNA BEAT HIM UP ANON!
How do you go back to living your day to day life on this planet after seeing it as such a small little marble from so far away
>>16955399my parents are arguing about the price of a hair dye
>>16955399I don't blame him. THE CAMERAWORK FUCKING SUCKS BALLS.
I STOOD UP AND CLAPPED
>>16955407No one brought a camera drone? Lame
>>16955400After breathing purified oxygen for a week it probably smells terrible. Submariners will complain about the smell of the air when coming out of their ships.
sorry, spacex is the only one with space age cameras
Intersectional priorityWomen >> Black Men >> Canadian White >> American White
>>16955410Smells like low tide and seamen
>Midnight_Rider just subscribed!
>all 5 crew members out of tegridyyou didn't like the moon orbit special?
We did it reddit
>>16955399That means he's loving it.
>>16955415f-five..? did we get an ayylmao friend from the far side?
>>16955416thanks eight-chin
lmao Mission Control just wants to go home
Meanwhile the helos run out of fuel. Crash into ocean, all die. The end.
what is he thinking right now?
>eiyuu-tachiclear..
https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2042771958505574412
pictures from the iphones when?
>>16955421FUMIRAPE
I saw that selfieBetter be on Flickr by the end of the day
>>16955423hes imagining the smell
>>16955423>I miss the love of my life so fucking much
>>16954824that stream with the dolphins was so kino
the amount of protocol and red tape is insane wtfjust drive off into the sunset
>Bro giving out hugs to every astronautI'm sniffling rn what a great day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC6lEMYmxR8
>>16955399my dad said they look like 4 convicts in their orange suits
>>16955433w-where's commander styx?
>hugging on the porchLewd
>ship is named after some boomer representative lame
>>16955433the humiliation hexagon
>>16955403it's fabulous and gets me a harem of bitches
>commander is last to leave his shipthis is kino every single time
This crew has been awesome
>>16955417now he's saying they're incompetent and retarded for flying on the opposite side of the capsule when they came out
https://x.com/DJSnM/status/2042777738231357855
>>16955441>you know what this raft needs?>for us to get off it and into a helicopterwhy exactly do they do helicopters again?
>they tow the whole thing back to the ship
>>16955447lmao
>>16955440w-where's the hornet?
>>16955438You should go see an eye doctor
>>16955446KEK
>Ran Segev just subscribed!
>>16955214how about a big black black rocket right up uranus drumpf?
>>16955447What's this fag babbling about?
>>16955448yeah, just get on the skiff and go back to the ship like how the other 30 people there do.
>>16955446Good point honestly
>>16955446based boomer
>>16955425Were going to mars during his presidency?
Low quality IA slop meme
>>16955447To be fair, the capsule isn't a reusable rocket.
>>16955461That's right, sometime during his fifth term.
>>16955142Oh, the SpaceX employee who isn't a self important drug addict grifter posts congratulations. Bout time.
>>16955464haha bird has tiny brain fr
>>16955440It's actually kinda funny, since he was against the Iraq war. Imagine naming a ship the Mother Teresa or the Ghandi or something. Hilarious.
>>16955464>my ancestor
>>16955468>name your sub with ICBMs after Gandhi
jfc just reel the whole damn thing into the ship, this is fucking retarded
>>16955447Starship?What's that? Haven't heard of that going to the moon
>front porch just drifting away into open water
>>16955473is this from today or artemis 1?
Is it over? Can I go to bed?
Clear is scrapbooking, cute
>>16955462
>>16955475today
>>16955475Today, they just dumped a few photos from the splashdown.images.nasa.gov
>von braun mentioned
von Braun mentioned yeeeee
They’re using the helicopter’s wind to clear away the smell.
>>16955480oh to be in that sailboat
UP ANON!
>AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE
This seems more dangerous than the entire moon trip
>>16955484he's a space bassista spassist
seriously, why not just take them by boat? is this chopper shit just to look cool?
weeeeee
>We've learned all the things we have needed to learn to go back now>Erm, we just don't have any fucking landers is all
>>16955490I was just thinking that lmao
For context, here's the Apollo 11 recovery. They didn't fuck around & just got on with ithttps://youtu.be/EYTMZSvPBXA?&t=1232
Will there be this much fanfare when the crew comes back on Artemis 4?
lmao chopper one suckedChopper 2 got the good pilot
>get to the choppaa
>>16955490you know, it probably made sense 50 years ago in a pinch with resources on handbut yeah, it seems completely ill thought out now
this seems so pointless
those rescuers are so cool
>>16955501Flight hours
>>16955498Kek
>We decided that fucking helicopter hovering right over them and spraying them with noise and water with spinning blades of death whilst hoisting them up would be safer faster betterWhat lol
Let's see Paul Allen's chopper
>>16955506It's the navyOnce they've done something it's suddenly navy tradition and now it must always be done that way
it's too bad the people left on the front porch die
>>16955510they didn't go to the moon so they don't count
>>16955510 a sacrifice i am willing to make
>third worlders spamming their flags in the nasa live chat
>>16955214You fucked up big time, Donnie.
>>16955510it seems unprofessional for one of them to be clambering on top of the astronaut rather than accepting their fate and resigning themselves to the waves
>Clear pulls up flight24based
>>16955496You didn't have women slowing everything or old boomers with dementia announcing the splash down time every 5 minutes
>>16955510Food for the crew left aboard
they really did nail the landing
my dad just laughed at the girl saying beautiful views and said EPIC FAILURE
>>16955510They're timed life units spawned by the rescue boats so they're gonna expire anyway
>>16955513>moderator for Nasa on twitch>put every flag except the american flag under automod
what a terrible pilot
>>16955513Artemis is an international effortChud
>>16955490just imagine for some reason the helicopter crashesyou made it all the way to the moon and back just to die because of one retard pilot or shitty equipment/hardware
>>16955522I think in this case we can make an exception for the canadian flag
>>16955522kek no way
Imagine coming back from space and then dying in a helicopter crash
>>16955526Fag
>>16955525>land on deck safely>get out>forget to duck down before the rotors are stoppedhe'll never be head of another space mission
>>16955520kek
>latina on the ship intercom
>Fatass yellow shirt>Latinx woman announcer who can barely speak englishAmerica's finest
>>16955525>pilot flies a little too close to the ground of the ship>astronaut slams into wall of ship and dies
>>16955533>throw your takis bags out cabrones shiet you niggas is dirty
why was that guy seig heiling?
what are these for?
blades stopped
>>16955540Aura farming.
>>16955540one of them carries a camera. very important. I can't figure out the usefulness of the other three. maybe redundancy?
I think that was Christina audio lol>Im ready, no lets do this
>>16955540One for each Ninja Turtle.
>>16955540taxpayer dollars gotta go somewhere
So how does gravity feel to them
turn the helis back on as they step out for a prank
>starts puking all over the deck
>>16955540Craft for the next moon mission
Artemis is cancelled
>what would you ask themso how much did they fuck?
>>16955549>"oh shit, my balls are heavier now"
>>16955528>Artemis 2 crew after 9 days of perfect space flight after the US Navy decides to make them fly on the death machines for no reason
>>16955540KINO farming
>>16955555checked, witnessed, confirmed, etc.
>what's your MOS?>I push the astronaut wheelchairs s
yapping foid
>>16955553
They have to now go visit the President, who will undoubtedly call her "Christina Cock" again before going into a fucking schizo old man dementia tirade about some unrelated bullshit
>>16955555>t. Christina
>>16955563>Just smile and bear it.
>>16955563the hardest part of the mission
>>16955563this fucking domphal numf I CAN"T STOP THINKINH ABOUT HIM UGH
>>16955556that's the kobe bryant heli crash autopsy report, isn't it? I remember reading the the ones about the kids, fucking christ, at least it was over quick
>>16955540very big quadcopter
>>16955569You voted for this idiot
>>16955563Greenland will be ours Inshallah
i would have taken the wheel chair
>>16955556>absent brainBrutal
>commander walks awaybased
>>16955569I look like this and I say this
big hugs
>>16955572i voted Kamala dumb incel
>>16955574And that's why no one will remember your name
me pushing the empty wheelchair none of the badasses want to use
Ugh they gave them the ship hat and everything. Just pure Navy larp trying to look cool like the Apollo era, when it was just white men who did it effortlessly
No more hugs
>>16955574get that gay shit away from me
uhh.. he's a WHAT?
Can this fucking FOID just shut her trap and let the moment speak for itself, fuck
>>16955581the one astronaut to use a wheel chair would be remembered
I wonder how the japanese are reacting to all this.
>he's a **ggerthere's really no need for that
>>16955580I bet you did in 2016, he was the same idiot back then
>>16955555Checked
>>16955587Sorry, too many we're complaining about the boomer, this is what you fucking deserve.
>>16955591i voted Obama in 2016 they should goven him third termfuck cheetler
>>16955570Indeed. Never fly in a helicopter.
Huggers could be here, he thought. I've never been to this deck before
>>16955591Seething
pAcked with people
>>16955589That one rocket vtuber girl is happy
>NURSE! MORE SHAVED ICE!
>>16955596they're probably safer than rockets but fuck they don't feel like it
>>16955571if we can do moon bases, we can do airships
>and now for the Navy's biggest tradition...
uhh, aren't they forgetting something
>>16955605SUCKIN DICK!
Get the women out of the program, I am not even kidding
in the 1970s, you wouldn't have seen a single woman during this entire broadcast
time to go back to my home board, see you some other time
>>16955600I hear her. Too bad I cant understand her.
nothing but talking about feelings. shut the fuck up
the one heli pilot girl was kinda cute
>>16955606*sqeeeeee!!*
When's Artemis II?
>hugs, hugs, excited, feelings, emotion, smiles, I feel XXX, zomg so happyHoly women
>>16955617It's over
>>16955617last week
>>16955617Artemis II?
>30x faster than the speed of lightWait we can do that?
>>16955617oort cloud chama...
>>16955617we just watched it
deport her
>>16955617Tomorrow
It's an international program because NASA staffed all its positions with foreign-borns
>>169556172 weeks
>irrelevant foids yapping againMAKE IT STOP
>>16955622You didn't hear?
>>16955625>'moved' here>>16955625This.
>>16955597>"HUGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this deck before. There could be HUGGERS anywhere." The fresh air felt good against his orange spacesuit. "I HATE HUGGERS" he thought. Pink Pony Club reverberated the entire front porch, making it pulsate even as the vanilla breakfast drink circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of astronauts after landing. "With a capsule, you can go anywhere," he said to himself, out loud.
>>16955618Still better than the dementia boomer
>>16955617Why didn't we have an Artemis I?
its' over
WTF A SECOND CAPSULE IS LANDING
>>16955629they are paid to keep yapping so anyone can jump in at any time and feel like they are in the know within 5 minutes.it doesn't support anything but superficial conversationi get it, but just mute it
was a nice happening
>>16955637yooooooooooooo
The wikipedia page is now in past tense
>>16955641>it's been 10 days since our last rocket launchamerica really fell off
back to our regularly scheduled falcon 9 starlink launch in 35 minutes https://www.spacex.com/launches/sl-17-21
>>16955637it's the real astronauts
nothing happened
I wonder how many tourists will stick around for regularly scheduled programmingSurely some of you are now hooked
>>16955634This is true, I hate to admit
so.... we meet back here next year?
>>16955637>reports are coming in communication has been established with the second capsule>the capsule has messaged "They aren't the real astronauts! We are!"
>>16955648inshallah
>official broadcast has ended78 million views over the whole stream
>live stream I've left on for 10 days has endedn-now what
>>16955648starship launch 12 in two weeks
>>16955634That dementia boomer was the guy who figured out how to convert the CO2 scrubbers for Apollo 13...
Mashallah we returned
>>16955641And so is your pathetic life, as I both your life and your maidenhead as my prize!
>>16955651Their subscriber count ticked up by 100,000 in the past few hours
>>169556532 more months
>>16955651>NASA got more votes than Trumph-he can't cut the budget now right?
>>16955617>Artemis III is actually Artemis VI in Japan
what about the capsule? they recovered it?
>>16955651>people are more interested in meme of the month music videos than literal history in the making event that shapes the species' futurethere's no hope for humanity is there?
>>16955643BOOOOOOOOORING
>>16955654Did he have dementia when he did that?
What's the point really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>>16955661Kek
>>16955662You dont need to see that
>>16955667>what's the pointto get as far away from bitches like you
>>16955667I hope her house gets filled with MMH
>>16955652Booster and Ship rollout out later tonight
>>16955667certified woman moment
Post splashdown conference is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir2X1-FjDxg
>>16955668if you squint Till looks a bit like young Wernher
>>16955667>and no one to talk toThat's exactly why we should go to space.
>>16955634>>16955647Go listen to Doug Ward, the real voice of Apollo (not the wop Jeeack Kang). The PAO is supposed to be a level calming voice that you can drift off to sleep to.
>>16955654>forced to fix a problem caused by another stupid boomerIt wouldn't have been such a big deal if the scrubbers weren't different for no good reason.
>>16955667Good biofuel candidate for the future space colonies
>>16955668KINO KINO KINO>you don't get it they're making fun of youKINO KINO KINO BORN IN THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16955676>are all the astronauts ok?>yes>may we see them?>NEXT QUESTION
>>16955488it's always nice to see you're still around, all caps anon.
>>16955563Putting up with elderly retards is a part of the job unfortunately
I want Rachel to peg me
>>16955676
>>16955682based based based
>>16955676>no crewThey're still up there huh
https://x.com/NASA/status/2042785992047055119
>>16955689oh dear fuck
>howard hughes, orion program managerLOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE
>omg Apollo quarantine is soooo silly! They are so dumb, hahah they were just scaredy cats. They OBVIOUSLY ended the return quarantine procedure after realizing they didn't need itYet we will and should do the same thing with the first handful of manned Mars return astronauts, just in case
>>16955697>returnfor what possible purpose
>>16955697they aren't coming back
>>16955699bring back cool roggs
Ask me anything.
How the fuck is Artemis 3 even going to work, there's 0 chance they are on schedule for it. Why can't they just launch 2 of the same rockets used for Artemis 2, one carrying the lunar module and the other the command / service? Is the rocket unable to carry all 3 up at once due to the weight? I know the program is relying on SpaceX / Blue Origin, but neither of those programs are anywhere near ready to bring shit to the moon. Starship hasn't even made LEO, much less been tested carrying any load to orbit, much less refueling or doing any of the other shit it needs to do to get shit out of orbit.
>>16955704fake and gay until I see the pizza boxes
>>16955704what do stemfoids smell like
>>16955704oh yeah how many kb was today's JSC round-up email?
>>16955704Any QTs or are they all ugly?
>>16955704show us your cock
>flight director>named fling
>>16955704is that your dick in the picture?
looks like reid was carrying the rise plush with him
https://x.com/NASA/status/2042791040516845925
>>16955706bro...
>>16955704what really happened on the dark side of the moon?
>>16955715what part of no one gets left behind was unclear
wow, one metric cubic Soon
https://x.com/realhomerhickam/status/2042787858356859178
>>16955720*calculates*hmm, that's around two weeks.
>>16955717why is everything about blue origin sound and look so faggy?>limpi mean, come on
>five more hours
>>16955721thanks homer. I agree
>>16955704Show us Christina Cock's cock.
>>16955723her hair looks like mars
>>16955715based
https://x.com/tim_cook/status/2042776580712444088
>>16955721build a smaller one of these. ez
>>16955707They didn't let us bring any food into the operation rooms themselves.>>16955708Like salty coins.>>16955712>>16955714;^)>>16955718We are still reviewing the data.
>>16955721
>>16955704put a 4 of clubs at your console next time.
this guy talking right now is like if you took a super autist and then God took away his social autism but kept all of the knowledge superpowers
>>16955715>rise plushhow crusty with cum do you think it is after 3 dudes and 10 days?
>>16955721why don't they land the capsule on the ship? are they stupid?
>>16955724it's necessary
https://x.com/LockheedMartin/status/2042760703396720977
>>16955735why did God take away my knowledge superpowers but leave me with social autism
this is why we test
imagine exposing yourself as a retard in front of the big wigs at nasa, i would sudoku myself on the spot
von Braun mentioned AGAIN
>>16955740I'm pretty sure "humanity's first step towards a permanent base on the moon" was the one Neil took if not earlier
>thinkpadyjk he runs arch
when are the crew members going to be on camera?
>Um hi, yes, last question here: can you tell me about your FEELINGSOh fucking die, I hate journos so much
>>16955746They weren't working towards a Moon base they just wanted to btfo the Soviets.
>>16955744false/photoshopped/AI generated imagevon Braun only drank Red Bull
>>16955744aryan recognize aryan
https://x.com/NASASpox/status/2042700877853556952
>>16955751It's not Journos fault that normies respond well to generic emotional shit
Crowds watch the Artemis II Orion capsule splash down off the coast of San Diego at the Air and Space Museum in San Diego, California.
>>16955756>nasa minutemore like nasa 30 seconds haha i would not last long
>>16955758kids going to school in houston are so lucky. the one time my elementary school had a chance at letting us meet some nasa scientists, they canceled the event
>>16955758white boy summer came early
>decontaminate the vehicle
>>16955758what kind of an hairstyle is that for a child, are these people living in mad max land?
>reusing componentsStop this
>BO and SpaceX mentioned
>is this better than le heckin star wars?
>>16955758>LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>can we see a hispanic in one of the missions?
>>16955721Propulsive landing is always the first option NASA deletes off the request, so what can you do? Odd, but there it is.
>ey esse can we get a spic in one of the next missions hey
>>16955721ACTUALLY green means they were fine and in good condition
¿Ehhh can we see a heespanic eeen tha next mizzhun?
>>16955751Feels good man
>>16955773>>16955775
>>16955771>>16955773>>16955775lol. this is how normies see spaceflightnext will be a black woman
>>16955773>>16955775Imagine deporting spics using SLS rockets.
>>16955772>Propulsive landing is always the first option NASA deletes off the requestThat'll make Moon landings interesting.
>>16955717>Blue OriginMore like "Fag Origami"
>>16955758>that sea of brown below him
I want even more skin on Artemis 3
>>16955775>>16955773>well to answer the first question>and moving onFLINGED
>>16955721Shut the FUCK UP Jake Gyllenhall
>>16955721GET BACK IN THE MINES
>>16955785which blacked shoot is this?
>how does it feel>how did you feel>how did they feel>how are you going to feelshut the fuck up
What are you FEELING right now
>did you sit there and say to yourself "this is how ed harris felt"
T-2 years until moon base
>>16955790dude looks he's about to order the closure of the strait of hormuz
>>16955689People of Earth. Be not afraid! We are here to serve man.
is it true that trump tried defunding nasa shortly after launch?
>exploracion espacialalright i think we can end the conference
They will now meet Trump in person! MAGA MAGA MAGA! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
SpaceX HLS is right behind this curtain. Trust me. Just don't look behind the curtain or ask too many questions!Oh yes, yes right over here. Sorry, hahah, these are my incoming shipments of mirrors and smoke machines, let me go deal with this real quick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsjTzbHhmnw
>>16955803Will Bibi be issuing a statement?
Finally, a good question. And it came from a queue tea 3.14
>>16955801Not all of Nasa, just the useless shit that has nothing to do with manned missions. Bait reporting.
>>16955810Lunarchud
>>16955811that 'useless shit' is more important than manned missions. I say that as someone who cares deeply about manned missions.
>>16955809>femcel glasses>both questions about the cameras came from femcel glasses wearers
>>16955752as of apollo 11 they were working towards a moon base and mars. NASA back then would have done it if not for their budget being destroyed. i mean they had to fight even for apollo 16 and 17 to happen at all
>GO GO GO, i said to myself, out loud
Me in the sailboat, for some reason
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqu-kUFgngU
>>16955819imagine the capsule just dropping right on your head
>moscow wants to establish ‘sovereign russian territories’ on the Moonamerica should hurry up
Bro its a q & a, we don't need the fucking femoid speech about how great this all is
>>16955822>3 day special lunar operation
>ted-talk media
>>16955822Will it be inhabited by the debris field of their crashed shitcans?
>>16955823what do we need?
>>16955823>>16955825yeah but i kind of leaked some cum out
imagine what humanity would be like if we banned women from all of this
>>16955822lollmao even
>>16955815There was a lot of development needed before an Apollo Era Mars would be possible. Apollo plus Skylab style had plus kick stage plus lander. It was a long reach to land. Flyby more realistic but that's just flags and footprints in space.
>>16955826>moon littered with desiccated mobiks
its over
>>16955829Artemis 4 will be with a black woman.
soooooooo........ now what?
>>16955833All good things, Anon.
>>16955836starlink https://www.spacex.com/launches/sl-17-21
>>16955836For Artemis 2's crew, post mission debrief. All the data gets gathered, all the photos collated, all the cool remainder released. For everyone hungry for another launch, a Falcon 9 is launching in 1 hour and 10 minutes.
>>16955823What, you don't wanna hear her ChatGPT generated thing about how it's not just x but also y?
>>16955836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXuTty8ZE4
And now Artemis III with landers. R- right?!
>>16955838Has anyone told Elon he should launch Starlinks along the lunar orbit path for next time so we can watch live in 8K HDR with no loss of signal?
>>16955842Artemis 3 with landers, in Earth Orbit. The previous Artemis 3 mission is now called Artemis 4, and is still on schedule (barely) for late 2028.
>>16955664realistically speaking its grim
>back to another year of starshit failing and boring starlink launchesatleast starshit blowing up will be fun
>>16955843can falcon 9 even send things into lunar orbit?
>>16955836you can watch the super exciting multi hour long stream of huge fucking metal tanks emerge from their garages and race down the streets of a city at the lowest tip of Texas.
>>16955847Yes. The Firefly Blue Ghost landers were launched on Falcon 9s.
>>16955849thats not lunar orbit. a straight shot to the moon and actually orbiting are very different things
I wonder if they will attempt an unmanned landing right after Artemis 3. Otherwise they would need to make at least 3 landers just for Artemis 4.
>>16955850???
>>16955850Landing on the moon requires a lot more Delta-V than orbiting.
>>16955851Yeah well this would require depots and extra launches so nah
>>16955850
Imagine the dreadful alternate timeline where the four of them just columbia'd across the skies over the Pacific because of a TPS failure and we were dealing with a national tragedy and NASA was like yeah this whole thing is probably cancelled
>>16955857No I'm much happier irl without billions of brownth worlders gloating about that.
>>16955370Ask Jorthog, his desk is right there>>16955362
it begins
imagine being the 23 people watching the ISS live feed instead and you still get ARTEMOGGED https://x.com/TiagoNugent/status/2042777814664135074
>>16955437yeah, they made a break for it, but are now sentenced to life on Earth.
>>16955861That reminds me, did LRO capture Artemis somehow?
so is this the end of their career? crews usually don't go back up i think
What if Ship or Booster explodes in the static fire attempt, when will be flight 12?
>>16955869If they wish to continue they will serve as backups, but Artemis is getting cancelled after IV anyways
>>16955870It's literally over after that, I think at that point Elon would say fuck the public face of this shit I would rather do two years of risk-averse ground testing to save face for the IPO and just let the HLS contract lapse
>>16955871What makes you say that?
>>16955868The images haven't been released yethttps://nps.edu/-/heading-home-nps-alumni-leading-artemis-ii-locked-in-for-return-to-earth
>>16955834We've already proven that women and africans can go to the moon so sending one that's both is redundant.
>>16955772Gee, about 20-30 minutes of discomfort versus having fuel on the ship during reentry that could potentially blow it up, man what a hard choice
>>16955869maybe look at what this crew did before thishint: some have been to space before
if elon was in charge, they would have landed the capsule onto the ship
>>16955884if elon was in charge, they'd say they were going to do this mission for 20 years and then never do it
Next time we should send a black canadian kween to the moon. Diversity compression, I call it. That way three american massas can go. They can even plap her behind the dark side of the moon.
>>16955884If Elon was in charge, the capsule would have met a Mexican narco sub with Elon's monthly delivery.
Could a paragliding capsule work with modern technology?
>>16955879Does that mean all future trips to the moon will be white men?
>>16955882The capsule already has explody parts including, and read carefully, actual designed to explode explosive bolts on the hatch.
>>16955890sounds gay
>>16955870If? Found the optimist. Let's say when.
>>16955889What if we made the capsule itself a glider?
>>16955886You are like little baby, watch this>queer, demisexual, twinspirit, transgender, black, jewish, quadriplegic, neurodivergent, deaf, female (?) with crohn's disease, autism, monkeypox/AIDS, covid-sufferer, muslim bipoc with depression+anxiety disorder, schizophrenic recovering addict (shoplifting) with pica fixation and allergic to peanut butter
Ok so now what's the next steps?
>>16955889>>16955894interesting. what if wheels were added for landing on the ground?
>When asked during an April 1 television appearance why he loved space and being at the Artemis II launch, Boling exclaimed: “We’re going back to the freaking Moon, that’s why!” uhhhh that's not what he said hehehe
the normies on reddit do not care at all about artemis anymore
>>16955898Boomers still think fuck is a no-no word that you can't say because it'll make Jesus cry or something.>>16955900Redditor opinions are irrelevant
>>16955889Rogallo my beloved. NASA really likes water landings. If they could have found a way to land shuttle on water they would have.
>>16955901Mom! Cussing is part of our Chan culture!Could you please migrate back to pol? Shows over.
my mom still thinks this was an april fools joke
>>16955904Did she say what her favorite part was?
>>16955891and introducing more explody shit is somehow a good thing? Never mind that something like an explosive bolt is so much further down the totem pole of potential catastrophic consequence compared to actual fuel fed rockets to the point of silliness. If Russia or China had the kind of coastline access to open Ocean that we did you can be damn well sure they'd opt for water landings in a heartbeat too
>>16955907based twins
>>16955903Fuck yourself, E*rther filth
>>16955908Yeah -- well -- uhhh...Kid. You lost this argument. Take your L and try to be better next time.
>>16955907I can't view them. :(all of them are just stuck on the infinite loading wheel
>care to explain what you did behind the moon?
>>16955912only true american patriots have access
>>16955907Oh, it’s a safe recovery of my comfort characters
>>16955914Some of them I am able to see and download, like >>16955916
they're getting a parade at this point
>>16955907NASA is going to sell a trillion plushies and fund Pluto bases with the extra money.
>>16955920Well deserved
>>16955921pluto doesn't exist, chud
>>16955923We're just going to make it a planet again is all. NASA has a blank check now, that's how this works.
The flight surgeon is aura farming so hard here sheesh
>>16955920I hope so, parades kick ass
>>16955927>Commander Wiseman, I'm NASA
>>16955915>modern advertising moment Why do they always stick the black and the woman together?
>>16955920Good, they should. This is how you get and keep people invested in the future of the program.
>>16955927they are all so happy
Starlink launch broadcast is livehttps://x.com/i/broadcasts/1aJbdbDgyXVKX
>>16955930DEI together strong
Do you feel bad for them having to meet Trump?
>>16955936I'm not a seething leftist, so no.
>>16955936Why? They'll have a grand time and probably get some mcdonalds or something while they're there. I bet the White House is cool inside, I'd like to see it one day.
>>16955936>feel bad about meeting the presidentI'm not american but you faggots have set a really stupid precedent
>>16955933the seekbar really fucking sucks
>>16955936Do I feel bad for people with my dream job, no I do not.
>>16955938walking over the rubble of the east wing will be difficult for them
>>16955944Why don't they just start building then?Time's wasting, what's the holdup?
>>16955945>why is the government going slow?A question for the ages
>>16955945The NCPC only gave approval three days ago.
>>16955936He gave them the opportunity to go around the moon, so no.
>>16955949Oh fuck off not now, starshit
>>16955927It's Joe Biden tier aura
I don't trust this guy for some reason
>>16955913handsome menprobably the top 0.001% of human specimens in terms of achievements, looks, qualifications, smarts, health, etc
>>16955945Democrats sued to stop it.
>>16955951Shitting and pissing his pants? Democucks lost, get over it chuddy.
>>16955936>boy i sure do hate the guy who passed a budget reintroducing a spaceflight program after the last guy killed it
>>16955667>no one has answered this yet
>>16955960>who is in the process of slashing the budget to fund more missiles for Bibi
Ship 39's got two patches of heat shield tiles on the leeward side, one over the Methane tank and one over the oxygen tank by the front end of the starboard aft flap root.
>>16955936I hope they like McDonalds.
>>16955964
flight 12 cannot fail. if it does, spacex is in perilous danger
Ship has all engines installed
>>16955965man, I want some mcdonalds now
DON GIOVAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIII
Uh, bros? Wtf is this?
>>16955981whale dick
>>16955963he's getting rid of the stemfoids
>>16955667>If there is intelligent life anywhere, why has it not sought to make contact?Maybe they have shitlibs writing articles for their propaganda outlets urging them not to.
>>16955981starship debris
>>16955981That's the ghost of a Starship doomed to roam the seas forever and to witness the success of other spacecraft.
>>16955717What's up with reddit naming?
>>16955981ur mom's dildo LMAO
>>16955995Because it's named by redditors
>>16955971They will delay the ipo by a year if it happens
>>16955956What a bunch of jerks.
>>16955981Sea gas
Booster door opening
if starship can drive, why not drive to space?
>>16955981Just a duende, nothing to worry about
>>16955981Larry Ellison?
Even Jessie is Artemisposting Everyone has abandoned Elon
>>16955913Royal insignia
>>16956012bros.........
>>16955913>moon-made horrors beyond your comprehension
>>16955974What about the one that blew up
They can walk already?
>>16956023what exactly did they put in those breakfast drinks?
>>16956023it was only a weekend, unlike the 7 months of space rotting sunni Williams and butch whatever did in the space station
>>16955936They get cheeseburgers at the WH so no.
>>16956036haven't they farted enough?
>>16956024*sip*
Starship status?
KSP is on track to reach a new ATH
>>16956039At Masseys. Booster still hasn't left the shed
NASA has gone from not even being able to launch astronauts to the ISS from American soil to sending astronauts around the moon in 6 years.
>>16956043wernervonbraus...
>>16956040it would have definitely broken the ATH had it been on sale through the duration of the mission instead of ending just after the launch. there's still the rest of the weekend, regardless.
>>16955927>The flight surgeon is aura farming so hard here sheeshhe literally has "Doc" written on his name patchdangerously based
Booster on the move, finally!
jonny kim is going to be on artemis 4
>>16956053>Artemis 4?>Why you no Artemis 1!>You bring shame to famiry
>This live stream recording is not available.will they make the live coverage stream available at some point?I wanted to download the entire thing after it was over
Why are subsaharans like this?
Imagine trusting your life to some giant ass pyrotechnic.
>>16956067That is the rocket man's creed.
>>16956065bro got that moonbase alpha helmet
Hey so during loss of comms while re-entering last night, there was a shot of mission control and they were watching what looked like satellite or high altitude recon footage of the astronauts flying in. Looked like it was from above, and in thermal as well as visible spectra. Anyone know if that footage has been released anywhere or if it will be? I'm also curious to know more about it if anyone knows anything thanks
>>16956074WB-57 footage usually needs a FOIA request because of proprietary information or national security interests.
>>16956062It's up in sectionshttps://www.youtube.com/@NASA/streamsThis one has the splashdown:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A>>>/wsg/6126487
>>16956082that's something I guess, but I'm looking for the full uncut 10-day version
>>16955379Кocмoc pyccкий, deal with it
>>16955822inb4 Лyннaя Пpaвocлaвнaя Цepкoвь Mocкoвcкoгo Пaтpиapхaтa
>>16954654>we're stuck in 1968
>no new technology in 50 years>rehashed Saturn V>zero innovationThere's no way we're ever advancing spaceflight
>>16956108I mean, unless we start using other propulsion tech other than chemical rockets, then yeah we are not gonna go further than mars
>>16956109nuclear scares people
>>16956039>>16956041The last time I saw SpaceX stall this hard was Flight 1
>>16955907AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16956014These are the consequences of caring more about aislop datacenters than getting humans to Mars. Ol' Musky lost the plot somewhere along the way
>>16956098Lifting body chads way
>>16956113Where is this from btw
>>16956098What about a giant scramjet, would that be enough thrust to get 99% the way to orbit?
>>16955157Everything.
>>16956039grain silo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i9YcxVP3ywLaunch T- 30secs
>>16956124I think they should fly a Falcon 1 one last time
>>16956124>no one cheered after landingsoon this is how people will react to starship catches
>>16956128
>>16956128What’s in her thigh pocket? A compass, chopsticks, what?
>>16956131Almost looks like a high amperage low voltage power connector.
>>16956131the hotwire tool
>>16956131Some kind of bungee cord connector, probably from when they hooked up to helicopter lifting
The chief of the astronaut office was walking around with a POCKOCMOC patch on his sleeve, just a little salt in the wound
>>16956134>>16956136The large round things look rather useless for locking into anything. My guess is this is a resistive suit warmer that you can plug into aircraft power after water immersion.
>>16956139Yeah I concur
How is the Solar System not designed?
If you feel bad about the current state of HLS just imagine being a russian space fan and trying to pretend like you’ll see Orel any time soon
>>16956144No super-Earths, lava worlds or temperate/warm giants. All the interesting worlds are in other star systems.
>>16955996
>>16955913>>16955915>>16955916The difference between white men and females/non-whites, the guys know it's a complete fraud and they are making bank in the process and perhaps feel a little bit guilty, but then check the women and niggers, absolutely no shred of conscience.
>>16956158Victor is a straight shooter, I’m afraid you’re mistaken
>>16956145>Orelthey will be using Baseduz for 60 more years
>>16956149but anon, that clearly means whoever designed it wants us to go out and explore the galaxy. If they put all the cool stuff here, we'd never leave!
The American Pope didn’t call the crew while they were out there :/
>>16956165isnt he a run of the mill shitlib?
>>16956165He’s a geocentrist like all trve catholics
This mission should light a fire under Elons ass to get HLS ready. He can improve his public image substantially by supplying a decent moon rocket
>>16956168No correlation on any of this
>>16956131Yeah it could be a sextant. Astronautss still use sea age navigation tools in case the fancy tech breaks
so now that artemis is over, what's the next big thing?
>>16955513so what country spams the watermelons?
>>16956189probably new glenn flight 3after that starship launch 12
>>16956189Inaugural v3 failure
https://nextspaceflight.com/launches/details/7690/
cool pictures of the capsule after splashdownhttps://www.flickr.com/photos/nasahqphoto/albums/72177720332961365/
>>16956203US Navy nasa recovery ops is like the closest thing you can get to irl Starfleet
https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/04/the-artemis-ii-mission-has-ended-where-does-nasa-go-from-here/>Also, it is non-trivial for SpaceX and Blue Origin to integrate with Orion, which has fairly strict limits for thermal management and other issues. Even ensuring roughly equivalent cabin pressures between two vehicles is a significant task. Completing all of this within the next 12 to 18 months will be a difficult hill to climb.>Then, for Artemis IV, there are even greater hurdles. For SpaceX, the company must test and then become efficient at refueling Starship in low-Earth orbit for a trip to the Moon, and back. And Blue Origin, which has very limited experience in spaceflight operations, must develop a more capable version of its Blue Moon Mk. 1 lander, which is itself untested.>There is no question that lunar lander readiness is the longest pole for both Artemis III and Artemis IV.
>>16956208>implying HLS can be anywhere NEAR ready in 12 to 18 monthsLol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao
>>16956012I bet she got fucked by vuctor
>>16956214she is gay
>>16956208I remember it clearly>April 29, 2023, during Elon Musk’s Twitter Spaces (now X Spaces) discussion reviewing Starship’s first integrated flight test (IFT-1 on April 20, 2023)>Musk directly addressed concerns about delays for NASA’s Artemis III lunar landing>He stated: “Definitely don’t expect lunar Starship (under the HLS project) to be the longest lead item for the Artemis III mission. We will be the first thing to really be ready.”
>>16956203
>>16956220What a horrible thing to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYY4nnfxKbU>After their historic journey around the Moon, the Artemis II astronauts are coming home. Watch as they arrive in Houston, Texas, home to NASA's Johnson Space Center.>NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen splashed down in the Pacific Ocean on April 10, 2026, concluding the Artemis II mission. The crew accomplished many milestones on their 10-day mission, surpassing the Apollo 13 record for farthest crewed spaceflight and observing the lunar surface like never before, capturing iconic views.>Under Artemis, NASA will send astronauts on increasingly difficult missions to explore more of the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars.4h until stream start
>>16956223its a fact
https://x.com/MikeSeeley/status/2042937010202063067/>At 7:41am (ET) Saturday, SpaceX launched a Falcon 9 rocket sending the CRS NG-24 mission to space, a Northrop Grumman Cygnus spacecraft carrying supplies for the ISS. This was the view from Titusville as it transited the recently risen Sun.
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2042988940756480302
https://x.com/CNSpaceflight/status/2042978690964033880>Liftoff at 11:32UTC on April 11, Smart Dragon 3 launched a group of demo internet satellites from the sea near Yangjiang, Guangdong
https://x.com/StarshipGazer/status/2042993636993044744>Super Heavy Booster 19 has rolled out to the Starbase launch complex this morning with 33 Raptor 3 engines for static fire testing as soon as Sunday morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGgrolling
>>16956239
https://x.com/BoosterTribe/status/2042988709339914348>To Mars.
>>16956241
https://x.com/JeffBezos/status/2042798237367833014
https://x.com/StarshipGazer/status/2042864162871873917
https://x.com/mymatrixplug/status/2042843202927956053
>>16956240
>>16956221Three years of flight testsStill no orbitStill can't get further than SiamStill no refuelStill no ship catchStill no ship reuseJust tragic.
>>16956221The EVA suits aren't readyThe Orion stack can't orbit the moonThe landers don't exist yetI know NASA loves a challenge but even one of these is enough to halt the whole thing
>>16956210SpaceX HLS? No. That's the dead horse in the raceBlue might pull something off with a Mk1 or Mk2 hack. Fingers crossed. Bezos is our only hope.
>>16956258Bezos will finish the lander then refuse to deliver it unless NASA gives him another $1bn in ransom.
>>16956067We're like the only country that got srb's right
>>169562651/300th catastrophic failure on Shuttle is far from right. Waiting for the SRB light off on Artemis 2 was tense.
>>16956067WON'T YOU FLYYYYYYYYFREEEEEBIIIIIRRRRD YEEEAH
>>16956270Check the ROI
>>16956272That thing was such a “i’m too lazy to make a nice stack for this payload right now” KSP-esque design. It’s an endearing kind of ugly, like a kid with buckteeth.
>>16956258>EDS still making people believe that blue is anywhere further along with HLS than spacexKek
Will SpaceX be ready for landing test in Artemis III?
>>16956280negative
>>16956280please specify the celestial body
>>16956284Artemis III is in LEO, so erf.SpaceX HLS still hasn't gotten to LEO.
>>16956285Problem is how aggressive the timeline is. Even if HLS manages to get around to LEO by end of year. A3 is targeting 2027 with A4 being placed for 2028. That shit needs to be figured out now to get crews trained and ready even if A3 is just mere testing.
>>16956278Mk1 passed vacuum cert. Will land on Moon this year. Mk2 at mockup and system developmentMay we see SpaceX HLS? And no, you may not show an Elon PowerPoint or tweet lie.
>>16956287HLS to orbit by end of 2026.Sure! That -- could -- happen.
>>16955950>s-starshit
>>16956290Come May we'll get another 4-6 weeks tweet or something.
>>16956280They might not even be ready for launch and orbit and any test at all
>>16956200https://x.com/blueorigin/status/2043014855020470415>BlueBird is on board! @AST_SpaceMobile's satellite is now integrated with our NG-3 launch vehicle. Next up: rollout for hotfire.
>>16956292To celebrate America's 250th birthday, SpaceX -- an Elon Musk Joint -- will launch Starship Flight 12 as our personal skyrocket!
speedy boi
If flight 12 blows up you’ll literally never hear the end of it from me, the doomerposting will be an entire order of magnitude greater
>>16956295First reuse of a New Glenn stage after only two previous flights. That's how a forward thinking go getter company gets things done.
>>16956297"I got it! I got it!"
>>16956299i mean its a new block with a new engine, i'd expect there to be some issues
https://x.com/HardcoreElectr1/status/2043004244693836276>Do we get to see 2 test fires at once??
>>16956302its a new block with a new engine!Elon promised last year that Starship would be on a weekly launch schedule by now. And Raptor 3 is a released design in serial production. Elon has built over 140 so far.ECOs will be coming after the explosions, but it's in volume production.
>>16956306eco-conscious cleaning products?
>>16956306yes that is how spacex rollsthey want to get manufacturing experience at the same time as the components are getting engineered
>>16956304Looks like a V2 at Peenemunde and not in a good way.
uhhh why were they allowed to proceed with the landing with a sailboat in the landing zone????
>>16956312The trajectory was perfect.
>>16956309And it's working! Okay, the company is years behind schedule. It's must work project keeps exploding. Their losing billions. The CEO shoots up Ketamine in his office. But everything is just fine!
>>16956313Some are saying, the best trajectory ever, even.
last pic
>>16956250UHM this is why we test sweaty!
>>16956312There's no wave off on a ballistic return, although there was a nearby eject the warp core cash zone for a last minute sacrificial RCS offering.
>>16956302>precoping alreadykek
>>16956320To get baked and watch the pretty booms.
>>16956323>he isn't precopingngmi
We could have had Great Patriotic Rockets if it weren't for obama literally murdering this nasa and America
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>>16956318Mods should delete the new thread until we learn to use the image limit more responsibly
>>169562561) I agree Axiom is fucked, and SpaceX is subtly positioning themselves to provide the lunar EVA suits when Axiom inevitably folds. 2) Orion-SLS stack as planned is basically complete, and not the long pole like everyone here expected (because we're sticking with block 1 forever. It doesn't need to get to LLO the way NASA is rejiggering.3) The landers don't exist yet. But while everyone is saying Blue will do it, I don't even think Mk1 will launch this year as they plan. And if Mk1 crashes, they need to try again. SpaceX in some ways has their own Mk1 lander with V3 Starship. I wouldn't be surprised if Blue's HLS and Starship HLS are ready at the same time, in 2030.
>>16956222Why didn't they take the plastic wrap off before launching it?
>>16956387Prevents water intrusion.
>>16956220That's not a thing that women are. Just because they kiss other women doesn't mean they won't sleep with men too.
>>16956354>I don't even think Mk1 will launch this yearlate this year or early next year, screenshot this. And it will probably be done before spacex, unless they get their shit together.>SpaceX in some ways has their own Mk1 lander with V3 Starship.they don't have either of those things. Also V3 is not HLS. Even if it works as advertised.
>>16956297This was when I understood how boomers felt in the 60s.>>16956326so true
>>16956687HLS is just painted Starship V3 with airlocks
>>16955822oh no...
