Adopt-A-Neet Thread: Community Edition!This is a thread for the lovable NEETs of 4chinz and the financially established anons who love them. Newly improved, with 50% less OP and 100% more preservatives. Yum!>Adopt? Sounds like a SD threadUse this to find anything you like, from a quiet roommate to a live-in best friend. Up to you.>Desire to know more intensifiesAnswer these questions and reach out to another anon who sounds like a good fit!>NEET or provider?>Location? Feel like moving?>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules>Your ideal match be like....? >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?>Contact info goes here...>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Brazil. in the midwest of Sao Paulo State. Yeah. I wanna move out of my parents house.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?18 male gay>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI want anyone who can let me stay at their house until I get a job and so be financially stable to pay the rent.>Your ideal match be like....? My preference for bodies are kinda stocky/chubby. But I don't care about that. I just wanna go live another place. And please, just don't scream at me... I'd love a peaceful house! :D>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Well I just need food and water :)>Contact info goes here...discord: teekzie221Also, sometimes I'm kinda shy and awkward to talk. But I hope we can be friends!
>ASL36/M/US/Bi>Interests/vr/: PS1, SNES, NES, NDS, SMD, GBA/g/: DOS, ZXS, Amiga, C64, MSX, PC-98/mu/: EDM, Hip Hop, Punk, Jazz, Industrial, Nu Metal/fa/: Nautical, Goth, Visual Kei, Rivethead, Y2K, Shibuya-kei/int/: French, Dutch, Catalan, Norwegian, Galician, Scots Gaelic/a/co/: Iyashikei, Mecha, Mahou Shoujo, Cyberpunk, Dieselpunk, Furry>Looking For26 to 46 years old. Mature. Caring, loving, and affectionate. Nerdy, geeky, or dorky (cis, trans, or nb) whom I can share and relate mutual interests with. Neuro typical or neuro divergent, who can accept that I am legally autistic, have bipolar disorder, ADHD, and OCD. I don't expect you to like each thing that I do, or to have passion about each thing I follow,just like I don't expect you to give up your interests and passions when you start seeing each other. But being able to relate and talk to each other about what we care about is an important thing. I come from an abusive child hood and had a rough upbringing as an immigrantI am okay with being able to share and work through our issues together, but I don't want to have love built around trauma bonds / dumps>Not Looking ForCalls. Kids, ever. Poor hygiene. Gross, weird, or BDSM kinks. Polygamy. Neck beard, facial hair, or hairy men. Drugs, guns, edgy, or horny. I have been working over the years to leave the US and move near Spain, Belgium, Scotland, or Norway. Please nobody outside those regionsMy other relations did not work out, because my last partners did not want to move away from their country, and leave their friends and family behind. I respect that, but I am very serious about moving abroad, this is non negotiableI can accept your height, weight, beliefs, race, and gender, but I am not staying or going anywhere else. If you just don't see yourself in the future living near Spain, Belgium, Scotland, or Norway, I am not right for you. I can learn Italian, German, Irish, Welsh, Finnish, or Icelandic if needed where you live>Discordscotaboo
>NEET or provider?neet>Location? Feel like moving?usa, yes>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?19, f, bi>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesi just want a house to lounge in and play jrpgs and cook and clean, ill be a house wife if wanted>Your ideal match be like....?anyone>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?im literlaly broke and have 0 money>Contact info goes here...jellybellypelly>Community question: whats the best class in etrian 3, there as no question above this
>>33015127If you are willing to at least get a part time job it would improve your future living arrangements.
>>33015127>SexMale /m/>DescriptionLooking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.comI am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account
>StatusProvider~ (>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:Male, 27, Straight>Location and are you willing to relocate?I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.>What you are looking for Short-Term and Long-Term are both fine, but prefer longer because all the movement is tiring. Hi, I'm looking for someone who needs a stable/nice place to live, and is trying to pursue something. Ideally you'd have some sort of plan or idea goal you want to hit. (GED, Degree, cert, new job, saving money, maybe just housing, etc?) It's okay if it's nothing concrete, but spending a week discussing 5 different ideas isn't interesting to me. I can also help you narrow down stuff, but this is your life so I need something to go off of. Have your freedom. If you're not able to get a job, you will have to work your stay. I just mean keeping the house clean, dusting, vacuuming, mopping. Typical Chores. I probably will not be eating your cooking, but if you don't know how to cook: cooking WILL be one of the goals you add to the list.>Free Form:I've helped two individuals so far. One inside the server, one another outside (close friend.)Not looking for anyone under 21 (unless you're in GA maybe) Tons more to add, but I'll hit the limit so add me if you have questions. Don't mind individuals from outside the country, but a plan is necessary before we even begin time frames.>Living Conditions: You'd get essentially a whole bedroom to yourself and a bathroom to yourself There's also a kitchen, living room, dining area, backyard,etc (Can provide pictures if everything works well)Discord: kennytoe
>>33015127add me my name is Aljout on discord
>>33014442>NEET or provider? provider>Location? Feel like moving? North GA, I'd like to stay within 3 hours of my family >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)? 24, M>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house ruleslooking for a girl roommate/girlfriend/wife. you should know how to cook a little, and enjoy chilling and hanging out. >Your ideal match be like....? a Christian, at least moderately conservative or a Shoe0nhead socially conservative socialist. loves God, me, and wants to have a family >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area? I'll be providing all the primary monetary support. if you wanna get a job, sure. >Contact info goes here... Aljout on discord >Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.has 4chan peaked, and what could we do to right the ship?
>A/S/L36/M/US>LettersAsexual>InterestsCan talk and shit post about:/vr/, /a/, /co/, /mu/, /toy/, or /fa/>Looking ForSomeone else online that wants to know, learn, study, or teach:Galician, Scots Leid, Irish, Welsh, Breton, Asturian, Scottish Gaelic, Doric, Shetlandic, Glaswegian, Dundonian, Ulster Scots, or Edinburgensian>Not Looking ForServer, video, voice, horny, lewd, or porn>Discordyeeow
>NEET or provider?NEET doing this for funnn>Location? Feel like moving?i wna move out of state yh, in CA currently >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?21, transmasc >Whatchoo lookin' for? just someone to live with in a small place where i can finally get life in order>Your ideal match be like....?a woman, teaches me how to do stuff like drive or cook for her. teaches me independence and helps with social anxiety while i keep everything nice and clean cus i loove cleaning>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need i have some monies few thousand, not enough to do anything with long term but i have paid my phone bill alone and bought my own things for years now. i want a career and job in the future.. just need help getting started >Contact info goes here...since i did this for fun no :3>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.do ppl actually want NEETs? what’s the difference between a neet and a sugarbaby
>NEET or provider?NEET (not really)>Location? Feel like moving?EU, i will move to your EU country>Age, sex?27/M>Whatchoo lookin' for? Anyone with a spare room who is bored...im quitting my job (IT), moving to your country and getting a new one, i will split the rent with you.>Your ideal match be like....?Someone who wants a friend or someone to talk to that isn't creepy or malebrained.Maybe nerdy, likes technical discussions or obsessing over topics, wants to go on hikes/trips around the area, maybe spiritual (whatever it means to you personally). Really im open to anything here since im in the weaker position but that's what would be nice.Physically? Doesnt really matter, i like tall girls, femcels, tradcath, anything goes, trans ok as well.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need?Nothing really..>Contact info goes here...discord: orehnaa
>>33014442Thats a 13 year old and reverse image searching it brings you to CP like websites where they post actual kids
>>33016839how do you know this
>A/S/L36/M/US>InterestsDOS, C64, ZXS, PC-98, MSX, NES, SG-1000, AST, Amiga, SMS, PCE, SMD, SNES>Looking ForBit Music, Chiptune, Sequencer & Tracker, FM Synthesis, Midi, Doskpop>Not Looking ForNSFW>contactjuriamo
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?SF, but willing to move anywhere in the US/Canada>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?25M>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesA place where I can stay for a few months to decompress and get my life in order. NOT looking for sex or a relationship. My goals for staying will be:- get a high-paying tech job so I can a) actually use my CompSci degree and b) pay off my credit card debt- make money at a part-time job to get an apartment and gain some financial stability>Your ideal match be like....?Someone quiet, but we can play video games together and maybe do some music jams. If I'm doing something wrong or anti-vibe, they tell me.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Nothing, I'd be getting a part-time job while there. I'm almost broke, but a friend has agreed to pay credit card fees for a month in case I can't cover them.>Contact info goes here...Discord: fibonaccho
>NEET or provider?provider>Location? Feel like moving?West europe>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?27 white male>Whatchoo lookin' for?Looking to support a lonely girl who needs help and who wants to be with someone without too much hassle. It'll be basically a relationship.>Your ideal match be like....?Someone agreeable, someone feminine and gentle and friendly and good at listening. you should be able to cook and clean and generally make your stay worthwhile. in return you get support, cuddles, a safe nice place to stay and someone to game with and be with>Money talk Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?You'll help with money / rent>Contact info goes hereDiscord is calamateeany questions welcome
>>33014442>NEET or provider?Neet>Location? Feel like moving?England, maybe within UK>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?40/M/straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesSomeone who wants to talk and mooch about in town>Your ideal match be like....?Just relaxed as fuck but hates the world and likes to vent>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I'm a long term neet. This isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle. I don't need financial support>Contact info goes here...Just reply and lets see
>>33016869he was gooning before gooning was cool. and what was he gooning to? well... it should be pretty obvious given his ability to recognize OP thumbnail and bring him back to the good old days.
>>33017375>puts provider>notes they will need help with money/rentI hate retarded niggers like you with no brain cells. you're not providing shit. just a dumb faggot who wants a relationship and pretends that "cuddles and someone to game with" is somehow doing more than the bare minimum for a relationship (and that's not even going into how doing the bare minimum for a relationship isn't being a fucking provider)
Asian/male/too old/nerdI suck with women but great at wage slaving myself to near death, now I've built up a big nest egg and it's time to achieve my dreams of finally having a qt gf, right!?! >Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesYou won't have to work and will have a decent standard of living. We could travel, if you like that. I don't have a lot of big demands. >Your ideal match be like....?Female (not trans/femboys, sorry), legal, not fat, 4chan users. I like nerds and non-nerds. At least somewhat talkative is better during the initial online chatting stage. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I have flexibility. I'm looking for someone who is genuinely open to the possibility of doing this, not just trolling.>Contact info goes here...ax6000 on discord
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Germany NRW, only in Germany plz>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?25, M, ex-femboy>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI just wanna move out of home, I'm currently in drug rehab because of smoking weed. I would love to leave but for that I need someone to live with cause my parents wouldn't accept it if I don't do this. >Your ideal match be like....? Wouldn't mind me wearing a skirt and is fine with me owning alot of anime figurines>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I have no debt but I would love to start online sexwork again instead of doing real work, would love someone that lets me do that again without yelling at me to get real work>Contact info goes here...Discord: hgichtfan>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.Do you think someone at 25 can start being a femboy again?
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?USA, sure>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?M/42/straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; Be the big strong handsome man for a successful woman. build her up to be even more successful.Alternatively, can provide for a like-minded cute loser neet if she loves me enough to make me get off my ass and be successful again. My mental health has been shit since covid.>Your ideal match be like....?intelligent, successful, taller woman have found me very attractive in the past, or mmo freaks.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments?Could use a cozy home to be the man over. Currently just rotting in an rental room and playing with stocks to make ends meet.>contactwhat i am looking for doesn't exist here
>>33017556first of all cope sneed seethe dilate kill yourself touch grass ywnbawsecond of all u mad?
>StatusVoyager Mission: Deep Space Exploration>Sex/Gender, Age, SexualityMale long hair androgynous / Mostly gay / Timeless (~30)>LocationWestEU/SAUerland>InterestsInvertebrate keeping, plants, gaming/hardware, psychedelics, outdoor, nature>Music: (Oldschool) Goa Trance, Techno, Industrial, Experimental, Folk, Metal, Ambient, BhajansMovies/Shows: Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series>Games:Vermin-, Darktide, AOE II DE, Stronghold DE, War Thunder, Warframe, Mass Effect 3/AMP, Battlefield 1/4>About me, life goals and what I look for:I have so little money that 'existantial minimum' is something I look up to (thanks to my ex BF but I'm emotionally over it but suffer finacially). Proveyourself worthy and I show you my ways of survival including all the black backpack magic, repossession, salvaging and translocalization of all kinds. Benear or ideally with me. Its not a problem to house someone just have your own legal adress and income, if you stay permanently I would also expect you to helpwith electricity and internet cost. I have my own well furnitured apartment but I'm not a provider. Also no car so bring proper boots and endless stamina.Embrace the darkness and it may embrace you <3Not looking for lazy losers, teenagers that seek to run away from their parents or people who 'work' but have no time or money either. Be like me, noattachments, no "friends" or family, one who is one with the void and ready to ascend even further. If you dislike humans and prefer solitude thats perfect.Although for learning about each other you should be willing to video or at least voice chat. Its always weird in the beginning, but if you really want tofind someone we need to get through with it.
I seek for a life partnership mainly, but my hopes are low and I'm used to be embarassed, so the focus is now to find compatible people in my age range forsummerly activities or "fwb" relation (exclusive, no one time shit). My long term goal is to get rid of this shitty rent debt (that my ex bf left me), saveand find a "holiday home" type property, build a giant greenhouse to it and live in it while becoming mostly self sustaining. No neighbors, but lots ofanimals and even further adaption to the no money life. Its a lot of work, but fullfilling and not wageslaving. You reap what you sow. I would like to sharethis with one cute likeminded male that never ages like me. In the best case, we would ignore the human society collapsing, although I'm very aware of thecoming events, I prepare for it and may even be able to use the changes in my favor if humans eradicate themselves.For anything romantic / sexual: Don't be very masculine, hairy, unhygienic or fat. Long hair isn't a must but I like androgynity, ones that are 'in between' and young lookingbut without the typical transgender/lgbt/fetish agenda mental illness. My fetish is true love and natural looks. If you want a "dom", "slave", "sissy" orwant to cut off body parts we are unlikely to be compatible. 25-~30 is the optimum age. Have a stable outcome for yourself, you don't need to be rich orprovide for me. For me it would already be a progress to find BF that can provide for himself and doesn't have any unresolved mental issues. No addictio / substance dependance, no habitual smokers (occasional hookah and hallucinogen binging is fine).For anything else: We can likely hang out, do garden work, walks and other operations together, I can teach you many things including how to cook and growalmost any type of plant. We can go out for deep forest nightwalks and trip together.>Contactendzeitromantik @ emailn . euWrite at least 3 sentences why you want to contact me
>NEET or provider?Provider >Location? Feel like moving?Germany>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?29, male, straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesLooking for a woman who wants to move to Germany.Helps around the house, maybe going on a trip together>Your ideal match be like....? Open for a lot of things, let's talk>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Housing, food, allowance>Contact info goes here...Discord: jd85701
>>33018684>rehab>because of smoking weednazis.
>>33019093I think you're the one coping because I never said my gender, I just pointed out you're a dipshit. I don't have to be angry to know and point out you're retarded.but again, cope and seethe more. also don't shit on trannies just yet since given your post and response that is the best you would ever get.
>StatusNeet Willing to be a live in sexdoll, no housework for anything just sex on demand 247>ASL23/f/usa>Looking forA provider You:- Must be completely honest/truthfulAbout me:- 4’7 105lbs Little chubby/thic- 38D bra, tiny buttKik lildoll_erika
Hello. Im back from like a month from posting here before. I was feeling pretty damn hopeless but things are looking better for me now.I'm 27, a real woman, and I'd like to meet someone who I can cook for a few days, in exchange for a bed/couch and showing me around a bit. Please no pervert stuff. I can make a stop In Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, Maryland, Washington Dc, Delaware or Baltimore. Near a train stop or airport please.I'm decent at cooking, house chores, pets and kids. I just wanna meet people with good intentions. I'm still a few months away from traveling, but there's that. I rarely drink or smoke. Im told I'm too relaxed for my own good, I like nature, animals, manga and a few shows and videogames.>contactShortMoth@proton.me
>NEET or provider?Provider!>Location? Feel like moving?Louisiana, just outside of New Orleans>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?26/m/straight leaning/6'5" above average looking>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI will be working a 6 figure job in the next month or two that involves a 4 week on 2 week off schedule, I want someone to watch my house and take care of the place and my cat while I'm gone and be a companion while I'm back. Recently single out of an 8 year relationship where I was the provider so I am reliable and know how to interact with people. Not entirely expecting anything physical but I would like it if I find you attractive. Will want to talk and make sure we click and you're the right fit for a while first.>Your ideal match be like....?I'm not super picky so my ideal match would be on a case by case basis. Just be able to follow directions and be fun to hang out with. Femcel gamers/anime fans have my heart though.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Like I said earlier I'll have a 6 figure income so I can provide whatever you may need within reason. Can set you up with a car and a job eventually if you'd like.>Contact info goes here...Skinnypig on discord
NEET hereAdopt me pls I’m da sexy neet
>>33015127Best class is Buccaneer, with Sovereign and Monk as a close second and third.Sent you an invite as Cha*******
>StatusProvider>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:White Male, 29, Straight>Location and are you willing to relocate?Montana, USA>What you are looking forPet / Submissive slave, full control over your life.>Living Conditions:3 Bedroom house, you'd get your own room and I provide everything you need.Discord: ridiote
>A/S/L36/M/US>InterestsNine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, Godflesh, Primus, Rammstein, Killing Joke, Foetus, The Shizit, Ministry, Ikd-sj, Pantera>Looking ForIndustrial Metal, Nu Metal, Groove Metal, Beatdown Hardcore, Ragga, Rap Metal, Digital Hardcore, Turntablism, Funk Metal, Neue Deutsche Harte, Cyber Metal>Not Looking ForNudes>Discordsix.ugly
Looking for a girl in/willing to move to England and bear my children, refer to the archive for my stats.Discord: one.more.shot
>NEET or provider? Neet>Location? Feel like moving? Southwestern USA. I currently am unable to move, but this could change in the future (a few years)>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)? 20 m>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules Not sure. Just kinda lost, seeing where I can go, who I'd meet. Ideally a lady since I'm still just a hormonal teenager in my head but 20 years old in reality...>Your ideal match be like....? Refer to above>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area? I dunno. I try not to spend too much. Maybe a game here or there on sale.>Contact info goes here... snoodfoodsood@proton.meor I can post discord here if someone's interested.
>>NEET or provider?provider>>Location? Feel like moving?usa. not moving out of country>>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?mid 20s, m>>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesa wife, ironically enough i think ill get the most sincere inquires here>>Your ideal match be like....?enjoys reading, sort of a hermit, enjoys cooking and exercising. someone i can be lowkey with>>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?the sky is the limit but im personally stingy>>Contact info goes here...new_nameboi>>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.who was phone
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?West Coast USA>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?F/19/Bi>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situationI'd like to be able to game as much as I want. I'm lonely and don't have too many friends plus a lot of free time so I'd give you all my attention. I like to bake and clean so I have no problem being traditional that way. Basically just wanna be a gamer/housewife/cosplayer that has the money to buy accessories and shit.>Your ideal match be like....?Someone with similar interests in anime and gaming. I love nerds so I don't mind listening to people rant about things they like. I don't want a neck beard tho, I like to exercise and skateboard here and there so you need to be somewhat in shape. (Have a thing for dad bods tho) I like energetic golden retriever types, but I'm also pretty emo/alt so if you're into that that's cool too.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Just want to have someone who will help me buy in game things and consoles I like. I'd also like the finances to dress up cute in and cosplay frequently. I like dressing up for people so if you're into that it's a win-win.>Contact info goes here...Discord - aritheneko
>NEET or provider?provider>Location? Feel like moving?Texas, I can move to basically anywhere in the continental United States. >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?19/male>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'd like someone who is willing to do housework (i.e. cook, clean, organize, etc). I work the vast majority of the day so you'd mostly have the apartment to yourself. On my days off I can cook some mean food, so I'm willing to contribute to the home as well, just not when I working. >Your ideal match be like....?Basically a housewife. I'm not looking for sex or anything like that, I mostly just want someone who can cook and clean because I work most of the day and I want to come home to rest and not spend the rest of my day off work cleaning and making my own meals. Gender is irrelevant, but I do not want a gay man in my home, nor a trans person. I am also personally in shape, and I do not want a fat person in my home either. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I make good money, I can pay for random odds and ends, all food, rent, utilities, etc. I can also give an allowance, although I'd prefer to save my money.>Contact info goes here...capo5560
>NEET or providerprovider>Location, feel like movingSE USA, GA, don't really want to move right now>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)34, m, straight>looking forhousewife, although I view helping with housework (cleaning, cooking) as more of a bonus. Someone I can grow closer with over time.>ideal matchyoung woman looking to not have to work and is open to a relationship. I am fairly athletic and not physically repulsive as far as I know (been called cute and handsome a handful of times IRL), I can send a photo on request.>money talkI WFH as a software engineer, so money isn't really a big issue, hell I could pay for relocation costs if we match well enough>contactapollo5296 on discord
>>33017556I get what you are saying in that it's contradictive, but imo even if the provider is able to cover everything 100% they should still get at least a part time job or contribute in some way. If they wanted someone to just clean they could hire a maid. Neets in particular need to get out of this mindset of gaining a free ride for nothing.
>A/S/L 18 femboy uk Dumfries>Hobbies/Interestsvideo games, music, night walks, >what traits you look for in a partnerpreferably over 35 but close is fine. Looking for incredibly controlling men. Aggressive men. Men that don’t care about my well being >long distance? Perfectly fine>Looking for Long term extreme TPE owner. To control all decisions such as what I eat/ if I eat. Bathroom breaks, what I wear what I do in a day. Even extreme stuff such as what I do what I watch when I’m allowed to switch YouTube video ectOr I’d love even more extreme where I have to ask to change a video or to turn a light on>Dealbreakers/Not looking forbelow 28. Shy guys. People that can’t hold a chat. Vanilla people >KinksI love basically all kinks. You’ll come to find there is very little I won’t do or at least try.My personal favourites are; flashing, pain, embarrassment, risk, exposure, blackmail, online/game humiliation ALSO!!!! looking for a cult that I can be forced and blackmailed into and forced into a way of life I shouldn’t >Contact KIKKittenBabyy69
>>33015127Discord or Kik? I can provide those things.
>>33024726Sent a discord friend request
>>33024726She's fat
33/M/NEAdopting, HMU.Kik: tacozaregood808
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Canada, maybe>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?23, M, Bi>Whatchoo lookin' for? Anything that involves me getting money without having to work a normal job. I aspire to be a provider someday, but for that I need school and I'm not in the mood to get into massive amounts of debt, hence I'm looking for someone to shoulder the weight of my aspirations expecting nothing in return. >Your ideal match be like....?I'm not using this for dating purposes. I already have enough problems trying to date people as it is. As much as I love humanity I'm not IN love with humanity. But, if anyone even remotely gives a shit my preferences are people older than me by a few years, but no older than 35. Taller than me is preferred, and I like feminine presenting people. I'm ok with trans and traditional people but for sexual attraction femininity is key for me. >Money talk: I need to pay off a stupid fucking debt of 2000 dollars I owe. Besides that rent is 700 a month and I haven't started my semester yet but when I do I have no doubt that will cost quite a bit if I don't get any scholarships I've applied for. This is essentially a last ditch effort at getting someone to imbue me with the power to live and survive on my own, since if I fail this attempt then I truly have no safety net and will have to live as one of those leeches of society that do nothing but collect government cheques. Nothing against them personally but the lifestyle isn't for me. >Contact info goes here...I go by milkpeeves on discord. I frequently add people from Canada on there so if you're adding me from this thread please specify what kind of provider you are and what you want from me going forward. If you add me and you're a NEET you should specify what compelled you to add me. >Community question: Not gonna lie, the community question sounds gay as hell. If you have any questions just ask me directly. I don't have much shame left to be secretive.
>>33018684would you be fine getting used by my gf as a feminine living dildo and also maybe making content with her?
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location?Canada>Feel like moving?Visit first maybe, then move a year later or so>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?26, F, Strait>Whatchoo lookin' for?I'd like a special friend (or FWB/LTR) who would be willing to help me financially for a few months, or as long as they wish to, until we can possibly close the distance with me traveling to them. Visits beforehand would be idea.>Your ideal match be like....?Nerdy, probably neurodivergent to some degree with the same aspie interests as me, loves gaming, anime, artistic, and music fanatic>Money talk: Currently in need of money for rent ($300/month) phone bill ($60/month) medication ($250ish/month) groceries ($100ish/week) and public transit ($25/month) I have a little bit of unstable income here and there but no real job, so anything helps!> Discord : viceroybutterfly>Community question: Which twin tower was your favorite?
>>33025185>Gender is irrelevant, but I do not want a gay man in my home, nor a trans personAbsolutely fucking kek
>>33026886Yes, absolutely. But I recently cut my hair short.
>>33026923>who would be willing to help me financially for a few monthsJust say you want someone to pay your bills and not get someone's hope up of possibly meeting. Every single person here knows that the plans will fall through as soon as the payments stop.
Hi Eva here. I am still waiting for you. You havent posted since new year sadly. You know who you are.
>StatusProvider(homeowner with extra room)>ASL22/M/rural Texas, straight>Looking forFemale(girl) live-in maid & friend. Cuddling optional. Open to a relationship if we get along well.>You:- Must be serious about this & ready to move within the next 2 months - Must love animals as I have a dog and I'm planning to get more animals- Must be completely honest & truthful; I will not let someone I can't trust into my home- Must have good hygiene & be in decent shape- Must not be too loud>About me:- 5'10 175lbs muscular build- I work from home full time- Weightlift 5 times a week- Pretty relaxed and laid-back, but not very social- Into computers, manga, driving, swimming, & gunsdiscord: whyareyoulookingforme
>>33026625Why don't you add me and find out butthole you sound bitter because you're either fat yourself or I've blocked you already
>>33026625Honestly she was kinda funny we chatted a bit and she's by far one of the more stable people I've met on this hellish board
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like movingNortheast US, yes>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?22 F, 5’8, 155 lbs, white>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesCouldn’t get into college nor get a job after high school and been living with my dad who’s at the verge of kicking me out>Your ideal match be like....?Someone who’d let me live with them free until i get my life together>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Just food to survive and internet access>Contact info goes here...Discord: zh_ja>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.
>>33029268I don't think she posted that.
>ASL36/M/US/Bi>RoleplayCaregiverMiddleSisterBrother>Looking ForAgeplayMiddlesMotherlySisterly>Not Looking ForUnder 26Hairy menBabiesLittlesDaddy>Discordloba.espinho
>>33020751Take me in / bump me
>NEET or provider?Semi-NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Sacramento California, willing to move if you're like, really attractive to me or something>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?24, m, femboy-twink type>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'm just looking for somebody who wants to be roommates with me and maybe wants to develop some kind of intimate relationship. I can have my own room to hang out in all day and focus on self improvement/art.>Your ideal match be like....? Taller than me (5'11), preferably uncut penis, finds me attractive, not insane or severely mentally ill, no severe drug/alcohol problem (I get uncomfortable around drunk people because of past problems, as long as you're not getting blackout drunk and messing with me it's fine).>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I'm relatively secure in my financial future (bitcoin) so I'm alright to pay rent, and I can get a job if I need to because I'm not completely useless. Willing to exchange paying rent for sucking your cock and being your boiwife or something obviously though.>Contact info goes here...Kik/snapchat: perfectelevenThere was no section for describing yourself.I'm a 24 year old redhead femboy, I'm slightly chubby but losing weight at a probably unhealthy rate. I'm into computers and I'm trying to be an artist.I'm really just trying to find a roommate or ltr with somebody I can relate to, which means somebody who uses this site (non-normie).Personality wise I am pretty normal although slightly mentally ill. I am capable of acting completely normal and if I respect and like you I will be very kind and try to be as small of a burden as possible. I'm also pretty right wing politically. Anything else your curious about just ask me, thanks. Tell me you found me from here.
>>33020751>>33029674Do you have anything other than a kik? Kik is almost always a scamer
>>33029982That's in fact a known scammer.Are all newfags too retarded to look up the archives?
>>33030165>Are all newfags too retarded to look up the archives?No I'm just lazy and browsing while I watch my shows.
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Arkansas, might move for the right arrangement, US only, would have to be a hell of an offer for me to move countries>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?30/f>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesi'd love to have a good relationship, partner, all that jazz. Realistically, someone I vibe with and can chill with. I don't mind cooking and cleaning and all that, but I do not want to be your caregiver and I do not want to deal with children. I have some mental and physical issues which makes it hard to hold down a fulltime job, but I'm not opposed to finding part time work. I would love to be able to focus on streaming and things like that. I also enjoy going out on short hikes occasionally and taking pictures and stuff. I have BPD and PTSD, but I manage them well and very rarely do I have episodes anymore. I tend to be very communicative about how these affect me and what I need from the people around me in the event of an episode, which we can discuss more about if it reaches that point. >Your ideal match be like....?no racists, sexists, homophobes (tall ask for 4chan, i know). If you're hoping for romance, I'm primarily interested in dominant men. If you're hoping for friendship, all are welcome. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I have some credit card debt and some medical bills that need paying, also I recently lost my full time job and totalled my new car.>Contact info goes here...Discord: GhostTheDeadGirl
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location?Ohio>Age, sex30s/M/straight >Whatchoo lookin' for?Just looking for someone to talk to me regularly over discord and maybe play games. Once we get comfortable with each other then you can move in with me. >Your ideal match be likeWomen or trans (MtF). someone who is sociable and not trying to ghost me after a day or two. I prefer long-term but I'm also open to short-term. I would like to meet someone who at least is in Ohio but I know that's unlikely. >Money talk I can pretty much buy you any game and pay some bills but don't expect me to be an ATM>Contact info goes here...ohio.necromancer
>>33028197i know you're not the eva im thinking of and that makes me sad
>>33014442>RoleOwner>Stats-Age: 26-Height: 5'11"-Weight: 175 lbs (muscular) -East Asian-Short-ish black hair -Make well over 6 figures>LocationPNW. I own a large house and would like for you to eventually move in with me>What are you looking for?Looking for a TPE Dom/Sub relationship with a bio F. Someone I can take care of, provide for, and protect would be ideal>What are you not looking forOnly interested in bio Fs.>Discordarandomguy.100
>aboutOWNER25M straight FL (305)mixed race (European, Caribbean, Asian) tall/fit 6'0, 169lbs, uncut, unvaxxed133IQ retard full time job haver (security and getting into law enforcement) homeowner4 citizenships man of culture5/10 looks desu >hobbiesReading, gaming, movies, hiking, travel, guns, cars, comedy, eating good, cigars, fine arts, history/politics, architecture, economics, working out, music, fashion, church, cosplay, anime cons, and more!>looking forbio F to ideally marry or sub slave to keep in my basement (i do not have a basement)ideally we can share hobbies/interests too >not lookingghosters, low efforters, dishonests, forever chatting with no plans to meet>contactdisc snap tele elsass_bastard
>big burly man with intense provider instinct and extreme sexual dominance kink that wants to adopt a helpless NEET girl to take care of, make a domestic slavewife out of, and have many kids with>physically disabled and neurodivergant so I can't even support myselfEnd me.
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?North GA. Can relocate anywhere in North GA.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?28, Male, Straight.>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesQuiet space to work out, private shower. >Your ideal match be like....?Female under 40, clean, bookish, disciplined, works out, likes weapons, likes dark humor, single, no family, lonely...>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Money to get security license(s) in TN and/or GA, then other training courses and supplies.>Contact info goes here...Protonmail: SeekingPenanceKik: SeekingPenanceDiscord: seeking.penance
>>33032993it sucks, right?it's not any easier with a functioning brain, it might even be worse. especially when I seem to understand my physical condition better than my doctors.
>>33033051Man, the arrogance.
>>33033102Understanding one's physical condition better than the doctor that only sees you for an hour every month or less isn't really an uncommon thing, especially with rare or unusual diseases or presentations of disease.
>>33029848I'm still looking and it became a little more urgent today.
>>33033151Like I said, the arrogance. Go get a medical degree if it's so easy that you know more than the doctor.
>NEET or provider?provider>Location? Feel like moving?Southeast US. Not willing to move right now, but in a few years my career should open up in a way that will allow a lot of freedom for where I live >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?29. male, (super)straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesLooking for a housegf/wife situation. I'd like to be able to provide for a woman so she can stay at home and not have to worry about shit like working some crappy job, and instead can spend her time bettering herself in more meaningful ways. In return I'd like to be supported by having someone who can cook, clean, basically do all the household things that I often don't have the time or desire to do after working twelve hours a day, fifteen days a week. This is not a kink/tradwife larp thing for me. >Your ideal match be like....?Female, affectionate, can cook decent food(I'd like 200g of protien a day minimum), has at least some interest or hobby that she's passionate about. Younger than me prefered, but not really a deal breaker. Not excessively overweight/traumatized. I empathize well with other normie-passing anons. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?My level of commitment will match yours. If you live with me I will of course be paying for everything. >Contact info goes here...discord: leftoverlatje>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.Cute idea OP, but no one seems to be interested :(
>>33014442>NEET or provider?Provider, but I do act like a neet though...>Location? Feel like moving?Multiple, but mainly near philly. No I can't move.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?25, Male, Straight, very thin but with some muscle tone on my arms.>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesIt would be nice if you like My Little Pony and anime, and old shows, and also nature and plants>Your ideal match be like....?Someone nice, although I do really have a thing for red hair if possible, I'd like the relationship to be very innocent, I want to talk, I want to go on walks, I want to treat a girl like a princess a little bit, ...despite the fact that I am horny all the time, but I can control it very well so it won't factor in. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Well I guess it depends on what you need.>Contact info goes here...Can I abstain on contact info? Just for now>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.Has anybody actually found love this way?>>33033552Sadly it does seem like nobody is interested.
>A/S/L36/M/US>InterestsRadiohead, Bjork, Portishead, Aphex Twin, Massive Attack, Depeche Mode, Boards of Canada, Gorillaz, Susumu Hirasawa, Flying Lotus, Autechre>Looking ForDowntempo, Breakbeat, Trip Hop, Big Beat, Electro, Ambient Techno, IDM, Drum and Bass, Ambient Dub, Illbient, Alternative Dance>Not Looking ForAnything lewd>contactmtv.amp
>>33015248"Not looking for anyone under 21"90% of adds are 17-20 year olds who don't live in GA. What the hell lol.
>>33033609And let me guess, they are fags and troons too despite you specifying you're straight?
>provider >DallasLooking for a hypnoslut/bdsm neet. Female, femboy/CD but prefer trans or on hrt. Reply with kik or disc
>>33026923I added you, my hobbies are pretty much what you listed plus some>somebrand
>>33033614I'm straight, but it doesn't really matter about their sexuality. Not trying to date whoever comes over.The age thing is big to me though.
>>33020751Bump me
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?NYC, would prefer not to move unless enticed>Age, sex (real)25, female (real), bicurious but mostly str8>Whatchoo lookin' for?Move in with someone in NYC, I'll clean and cook although it is mid. I don't have any money at the moment and just need to get situated. A mentor would be nice too>About meQuiet, clean, organized, and agreeable. I like to read, write, lurk the internet, play video games, watch shows/anime/movies.>Your ideal match be like....?Patient, understanding, interesting with some niche hobbies, not a slob, capable of being solitary, does not smell bad and with good hygiene. My nose is sensitive.>Money talkCannot provide support with rent/bills and will need help with anything involving money. I don't spend much, though. My budget is only 120 /mo. Which includes my phone bill.>Contact info goes herediav0la
kik: 2ndrealitymd40/M/USLooking for a jerk buddy and maybe send some support now and again
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Netherlands, near Utrecht. I won't move as I own an apartment and have a job I like.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?28, male, straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesA nice girl to do the cooking and household chores. Mostly the cooking is important as I don't really enjoy that and would like a nice meal when I get home from work.My house rules are: 1. Don't do anything illegal, 2. Don't be a nuisance to the neighbours, 3. Don't bring any weird people over, 4. No drugs.>Your ideal match be like....? Ideally really sweet wife material. The perfect situation would be to meet a nice girl and start a family with her. Aside from that I have a spare room with a (shitty) bed. So just cooking/chores and no relationship can also work. In this case there must be a plan for you to improve your life and to eventually move out though.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I could give some allowance depending on the nature of the relationship.>Contact info goes here...discord: sobotherealoneI am pretty open to just chatting. So if you feel like you want to get to know me or just want additional info feel free to add me.
>>33033297Sent you a kik message, it said you haven't gotten it yet. You need to enable messages from strangers in your app settings, it's turned off by default.
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>>33036910You a girl? If not, do you shave your legs and asshole? Add my discord exhaust.sleep if yes to either
>>33026923probable scammer, do not add
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Tokyo, Japan (I’m American and white)>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?33 Male - straight >Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesNot too many rules. I work ALOT. So I don’t expect to be around all the time. Only rules I really have are be prepared to wear stockings/pantyhose or tights most of the time. It’s just my thing. I could care less if you clean or do house work or just wanna game or do whatever the fuck you want all day. I’m a busy man and make great money. All my stuff is taken care of. Just sick of coming home to an empty house. >Your ideal match be like....?No older than 35, not more than 180lbs, someone who has no issue wearing stockings or pantyhose around the house constantly. Someone who enjoys drinking some beers and just hanging the fuck out so I can vent about work and go about my life. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I’ll fund whatever you want as long as it’s not illegal or obscenely ridiculous like a Ferrari. I’m upper class, not a damn billionaire. Discord only: ChaD_P069>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you. - no thanks.
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Florida, right by the beach. You’ll be coming here. Bikinis and sunscreen are NOT optional. >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?33M>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesYou’ll keep the house clean, make food (meal prep), and run my errands. No pets (they’re messy and you’re a fucking NEET, you don’t need the extra responsibilities).>Your ideal match be like....?Female, any right side of the political spectrum. Unvaccinated. Must be pleasing to the eye (or be willing to transform). I lift and I take care of myself, you must be willing to do the same. You’re basically a trophy and a reflection of my success in this shitty life, and I want people to seethe with jealousy and envy. Optional: Interest in construction or cars, and obviously anime and vidya, this is 4chan after all. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I’ll cover whatever, within reason. Although to be honest, if you’re willing to be my pencil pusher and train, reason gets thrown out the window. I have some big plans. >Contact info goes here...Leave your contact info and a picture of yourself. If you got potential, I’ll send you a message and a timestamp of me chilling on the beach in Miami. Also include your age and education (if any).
>>33037200Doesn't Tokyo have famous streets of NEET runaways? Don't think I've ever seen a Jap citizen/long term visa eligible girl on this thread
If you ever wanna feel better about the fact that you work and have actual independence read these threads lol, the dregs of humanity
>>33037548I'm still lonely tho, and I barely have free time
>>33032192Are you Brandon?
>>33037680I'm sure you are an actual female and not a crossdressing gay man.
>asl36/m/us>lettersb>interestscocteau twins, the smashing pumpkins, duster, deftones, the chameleons, carissa's wierd, low, parannoul, shinsei kamattechan, hum, the jesus and mary chain>looking forother people that want to talk, link, share, or shit post about dream pop, ethereal wave, shoegaze, slowcore, space rock revival, and their adjacent bands>extra creditopen to ldr if we get along and at least 26 years old>today's albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egXxDSyRfTs>not looking forcalls, e-rp, ghosters, horny, lewd, nsfw, porn, servers>contactshoe.gays
>>33037026> Currently in need of money for rent ($300/month) phone bill ($60/month) medication ($250ish/month) groceries ($100ish/week) and public transit ($25/month) I have a little bit of unstable income here and there but no real job, so anything helps!this didn't give it away?
>>33038298apparently not to that second anon
>>33026923>give me money so I can escape my boring boyfriend and then do the same thing to you when I get bored of you
>>33037281>Although to be honest, if you’re willing to be my pencil pusher and train, reason gets thrown out the window. I have some big plans.what is this about?
>>33039794Sounds like he's saying that he'll dedicate more money to you if you're willing to put in work towards his business idea.
>>33014442These were millenials. 2014 it looks like. Zoomers will never be this pure.
>NEET or provider?Provider.>Location? Feel like moving?Brazil, DF, Brasília. Nop.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?22, male, straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesAnyone who wants to share a house, as I have a spare room. I'm looking for a gf tho. My house rules are: no noise and no drugs.>Your ideal match be like....?A calm person.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?We can share everything, as long as you help me with the house chores.>Contact info goes here...gatitogirassol@gmail.com
>>33014442>NEET or provider?Neet>Location? Feel like moving?Houston Texas. I hate it here and will fly out anywhere on a moments notice. >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?25 f straight>Whatchoo lookin' for?Ive been an egirl for many years. Now I find myself single with a crippling fear of men. I’m going to a psychiatrist for a diagnosis and therapy to talk things out, im not on medication.I was brought up homeschooled. I went to some of highschool online, and even went to college online. I was raised by restrictive, abusive parents and tired of masking to pretend I wasn’t. I would like to be loved.I want to be a wife one day like the hallmark movies. I’m kind and yap a lot and learning how to cook. I do a ton of painting and take some college courses for fun. I’m into photography too. I used to be 220 and believed in body positivity, last year my discord friend sent a box of dresses from “Farm Rio” and I couldn’t fit a size XL. I’m now 168 and intend to keep dropping until 120 and will stay there. Not being able to fit size XL was motivating, im losing weight naturally without mounjaro. >Your ideal match be like....? Dunno. Masculine and into working out, being fit and healthy. Not a hunter, no weapons of any kind. I don’t mind social drinkers or smokers. If you’re into cars that’ll be super cool.Not racist or too political. This is America and you have every right to be whatever political side but like not too left and not too right if that makes sense. >Money talk:No debt. I want to go back to school for a masters. I work from home and stay in a smart apartment. I shop almost exclusively at Whole Foods or local farmers. I’m not going to eat any chemically altered stuff (Walmart, Kroger), please don’t try to convince me, you won’t. My personal monthly expenses are $2,800 with rent, all bills, and car to give you an idea. >Contact info goes here...Discord loudpinkbag
I'm ISO a bang maid who can make carrot cake. Commercially bought cake is all made with huge amounts of seed oil. I'm not a crybaby who's worried about small amounts but it's huge amounts. The only way I'll be able to buy cake made with the oil of my choice is to pay someone for the custom job.I'm a neat organized person so I don't need a lot of help with the other cooking or cleaning, I just want my carrot cake made with avocado oil.On the bang part of the bang maid equation, you can be ugly but you can't be fat.
>>33040478just make it urself
>>33040462978help@proton.me
>>33040560no
>NEET > Located in Boston, Willing to Move>I'm 21, Male and Bisexual>Whatchoo lookin for? I'm looking for someone who's able to provide a place to stay until i can get my own job, then i could pay rent. I'm also able to do house chores, and ideally would like some sort of romantic interest too. > Kind and Attractive. >Money talk: I'm capable of working up to full time, but some help for the first few months would be amazing. I usually just need food and occasionally a steam game. I have my own phone plan and insurance. i also use weed.cwhale_
>>33040478>>33040560>>33040597this is some certified Classic 4Chan Zaniness™ type shit
>>33040478avocado is just another seed, what advantage is there over palm kernel oil?
>Provider>France, Limousin>23 dude>Looking for: LGBT friendly, okay with cleaning the dishes (I have a dishwasher) >Ideal match: Someone willing to help with chores I have hard time handling due to my disability. >Money talk: I can provide a bed, food, internet access, but I can't pay anyone. >Contact is disfio on discord
where has this thread been these past two years :/>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?southfl, no. I need to keep this as secret as possible.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?>Interests?snail mail, Brian end, moose blood, slow dive, new order. Gregg arak films, movies in general. spirituality and traveling. some vidya ( I have an old Mac laptop so I can't game a lot, unfortunately). im trying to get back into school.22, F. Bisexual>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulessomeone to watch movies with. friends who can vent to each other. discord voice calls and all that. even if you just want someone to talk to, I could be that. pics are alright with me as long as it's not fetish content, and you help me with a payment first.>Your ideal match be like....? sweet, and willing to provide to make ends meet me for me. honestly open to most personalities. open minded. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?My NEET status has made me look like shit. I need help paying for to get my nails done, facials, dermatologist. I'd like to have a tonsillectomy and new clothes to go to the gym. Sugar daddy me, please. >Contact info goes here...discord - thoroughbreds2017.
>>33040872btw I HIIIIIGHLY recommend looking for a beauty school near u. i got a custom facial and a haircut for only around $40 total it was sick
I work for a living but everything has gone wrong, just finished paying off vet bills and now the car is fucked. Reading this thread makes me think I made mistakes in my life and would have been better living off the kindness of others and I hate feeling that way. I've always been proud of leaving my family and being self sufficient for so long, building real life relationships and just trying to be an adult, then you get fucked and you feel like you're back to square one. Why even bother if you can just go be someone's pet.man life sucks sometimes.
>>33041763I've been in your shoes before and trust me, don't give up. Life does suck sometimes, I remember where I was 10 years ago today, barely making it after being forced back to square one. Today I'm in great shape, earning well over 6 figures and kicking life's ass, but I wouldn't have been able to do this if I went back to being someone's pet. Don't give up man.
>>33041769Thankyou. I'm not going to give up, just having a vent at the world I guess. We took out a loan the other day to cover these expenses, made a plan to get out of it, we just have to stick to it and things will be back to normal in a few years.Just gotta plod on and it will be okay.
>>33041763>I've always been proud of leaving my family and being self sufficient for so long You fell for a scam. You should live with your parents for as long as they'll have you. People should have multigenerational houses and be family focused. That's how everyone lived up to the early 20th century when someone realized they could boost property values by shaming young men(and later women) for living with their parents and not being independent. Humans are community animals, they're not supposed to be independent.
>>33041808>Humans are community animals, they're not supposed to be independent.I'll fix that for you:Many humans are herd animals who aren't capable of and have no interest in being independent. The stronger and more capable humans learn how to be independent, even though it takes hard work and sacrifice, especially early on, and are better off in the long run for it.There, that's better.
>>33041808I agree with you, the family home should be a nourishing place that facilitates growth. My partner has an interest in multigenerational care and it's amazing the benefits of having the elderly and young in the same house.Unfortunately in my case that was not what happened. I started working at 16 and was charged room and board which I think is completely fair and acceptable, however by the time I left home at 18 years old my monthly outgoings actually stayed around the same, I was paying my parents the same as it cost me to rent a 2 bed flat and pay bills. I think there was about a £50 discrepancy between the two, but this was a while ago.It was an eye opener for sure.
>>33041816No, actually you're wrong. Everything you said is a capitalist social construct and not natural human behavior. Humans were always tribal prior to industrialization. Your perception of independence is not actual independence - it's dependence upon financial and social infrastructure.
>>33041961>normal human behaviorNormal humans can be pretty stupid. Go to Walmart and look around. Humans may have been tribal prior to industrialization to survive, but that's because in order to survive they had to be strong, intelligent, and productive. The stupid and non-productive simply died off before industrialization.Industrialization and capitalism led to the high standard of living we see in the modern world, and strong, intelligent, and productive people still thrive. The only difference is that the stupid also survive longer now and they think it's the smart, productive people holding them back. Life isn't fair, but forced collectivism only benefits the losers in society.
>>33024726Ok y'all can stop adding me now I'm not interested plz I found someone already
>>33026923$300 phone bill is crazy
>>33015225Hmm, anon, what do you want from a woman like this? Do you just want to look at 2D loli with you? Or would you want her to dress up like one?
>NEET or provider?Semi-neet. I have a normie job and I am a student.>Location? Feel like moving?US TX/OK/AK area>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?25/Bio F/Straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules Serious relationship. Must be goal oriented as well. Ages 23 or older. Have a career and/or is working towards one. Someone with a nurturing type of personality because I have bad case of the tism. The closer you live to my region the better. I really like light colored eyes and men who are cuddly. Bonus points if you can mentor me on my IT career path.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area? Not sure about this. You don't need to be a millionaire or a sugar daddy but being a provider is a must.>hobbies/interestsCoding, cooking, anime, video games (mostly autistic map painters and pokemon), animals, robotics, homesteading, etc..>not looking forWomen, trannies, NEETs, Non-white dudes, Fat people, or people outside of the US. Coomers.>contactfemcelanon
>A/S/L36/M/US>KinksOral, mutual masturbation, titjobs, footjobs, thighjobs, femdom, role reversal, dark skin, business suits, cycling shorts, tracksuits, martial arts outfits>Looking ForVideo call lewd with masculine women {tomboys, muscular, amazon, fit, athletic, sporty, androgynous, etc.} (cis, trans, or nb) [any hair length or breast size]>Not Looking ForMen (cis, trans, or nb)Feminine women (cis, trans, or nb)Under 26 years oldRoleplay or voice chatSellers or paywallsAny other fetishes>Discordiron.wind
>>33014442TL:DR>UK couple looing for a green card sponsor for I-864 will cover all expenses+payThis is a wild Adopt a NEET situation.I, M30 & GF F25 white English & Scottish respectively want to move to the US, She wants north Texas I’m open to most Red states.We have money already saved up & we’re looking to immigrate in mid 2027. Buy a run down property, fix her up to live in. And if things go sideways rent out the property and we return to the UK.I’m currently in the Military, she’s self employed and I’m leaving the forces to facilitate this move. As stated in I-864 all we need is some one who earns a minimum of $25,550 a year to be a sponsor, no blood ties are needed just good faith.We’d cover all legal expenses for the sponsorship, it would cost you nothing. We would then pay you can agreed amount either as one off payments or in instalments (what ever is easier for you) once the application has been submitted and its being processed/hopefully approved.Saying you would lose nothing makes it sound sketchy as hell, but you wouldn’t be risking anything.Discord: Lost_In_Fuuto I’m not going to spam every thread with this, but it will be reposted once a month.
>>33043676First of all, good luck, and howdy from north Texas.I just want to mention that anyone taking this on should understand that there IS risk. A sponsor is guaranteeing any government benefits:>If an immigrant you sponsored receives any means-tested public benefits, you are responsible for repaying the cost of those benefits to the agency that provided them. If you do not repay the debt, the agency or the immigrant can sue you in court to get the money owedIn addition, it is impossible to withdraw a sponsorship. So whoever is sponsoring you is on the hook for anything and everything the government would usually be for the next decade. If you guys decide to stop working, or you both get injured and cant work, the sponsor is pretty much screwed unless you paid an adequate amount up front.Speaking of, there's another risk: there are multiple transactions which all carry significant risk and are basically unrevokable. If someone decides to just take your money and run, there's not much you can do about that. Similarly, if someone signs the affidavit of support before payment, there is nothing forcing you to pay. Very messy and risky situation for both parties.Regardless, I wish you guys good luck and I sincerely hope you find a way to make it without getting screwed out of your life savings. It'll be worth it :)
>>33043876I appreciate the advise, my other option is an EB-3 Visa which we're also looking into.I know its risky, and a I-864 is only financial sponsorship I'd still need a way in such as an EB-3 (I did some more research) but we're really hedging out bets this as the UK hasn't been kind to either of us.But hey, if you want to just chat and be friends that would be cool too.
>>33043676america is going to shit, why do you want to move there? do you not know whats going on?
>>33044040I'm a Britbong lmao I'm just waiting for the US to Balkanize & fun fact. Our NHS, the "best" healthcare system in the world is atrocious and both my girl & I want OUT.
>>33044145No one has ever accused the NHS of being the best lol, but enjoy moving to the US and paying $700/mo for insurance with a $3,000 deductible through your job if you’re lucky.
>>33044148>$700/mo for insurance with a $3,000 deductible through your jobMaybe if you work at mcdonalds, lmao. If you have an actual job, our healthcare system is top tier. Unless you're looking for an endocrinologist, then good luck getting in front of all the diabetic fucks clogging the queues.
>>33042798I recognise this username from other threads. Avoid apparently can't form a whole sentance
I can adopt a female NEET in the Netherlands / Amsterdam.raaskall
>>33044210It's a fat woman who's spent a lot of time on right wing twitter and forgotten she's a fat woman. Have you ever seen those clips where a white female teacher will take on the mannerisms of a black character she's seen on TV and forget she's white?
>>33040872This one doesn't actually want to be adopted in real. Only online adoption which means, yes, paying for her things.
>>33044260Um, I'm not so sure this is true. I talked to her, she seems like a nice black girl. But she seemed reluctant (as did I) to share a pic first. Even though I know I'd be her crazywhiteboi prince charming, I ended up defending for now. Because people who want pics right away scare me. In all fairness, she probably just wanted to verify that I'm not black before going fuether. Only dates white guys which is cool with me, I'm just suuuuuper shy about trolls here. She seems nice though. Give her a chance if you're willing.
>>33044280She's a skinny black girl can confirm
>>33044280>>33044353Ok I have her confused with the redhead who used the same template language. I'm glad she's nice and I hope she finds what she seeks!
>>33033565Discord: Accidentalfraud
This is the sexual predator thread for people who treat this like a buy-your-sex-slave thread.Every person asking for sexual favors/relationship in return ought to be put on a watchlist. and registry
>>33044621>t. White KnightHow dare consenting adults try to find an arrangement that makes both parties happy, right?
>>33044657not even reading thisstfu you're a predator
>>33044273im the op and this seems like a great way to get sex trafficked so yes, I only do online.
>>33044671Bro, people are asking for Discord chats and you think everyone is a predator?
>>33044671bae gtfo if you dont like the threat
>>33044183>our healthcare system is top tierholy fucking kek
>>NEET or provider?NEET>>Location? Feel like moving?maybe, Im from somewhere in south america>>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?20 Male Straight>>Whatchoo lookin' for?most likely someone to talk to and play vidya games together we can discuss the rest later>>Your ideal match be like....?older woman>>Money talkmoney doesnt talk wtf is this>>Contact info goes here...heavenwatcher (discord)>>Community questiondid someone got a provider in this thread yet?
>>33045318Are you poor?
>>33015248There's a server? May someone send the link please?
>>33045318Other than price, what complaints do you have?
What happened to the old AAN threads?
>>33014808No ones gonna add you
>>33037548This thread is funny as most people can relate to the 2 sides.Yeah i can get up, go to work, go home and not lose it most days but sometimes cooking/chores is just what send me over I also remember being young, lost and looking for external support. I'm a bit confused though how most providers act like daily cooking and cleaning isnt something that would cost A LOT of money if they decided to pay for these services. The greedy one are definitely the providers here
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?TX no>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?38 M Straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? Take care of my house cook clean laundry. And I want you to be available for sex >Your ideal match be like....?18 to 30 yo Big tits and ass white or latina who like to do outdoor activities >Money talk: I will provide for you if you as long as you meet my standards>telegram Karlzed
>>33046506>I'm a bit confused though how most providers act like daily cooking and cleaning isnt something that would cost A LOT of money if they decided to pay for these servicesI dunno anon, I used to pay this chick $300 a week and she kept my house clean and cooked for me. I feel like me providing a NEET with a room, food, and free utilities is worth more than $300 a week, and also costs me less. Win-win imo.
>NEET or provider?provider>Location? Feel like moving?comfy ass florida, but open to a good idea >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?35/m>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesfor some years i took care of a younger sister that had issues so im drawn to this thread out of a sense of familiarity, but i'm not here to be used either. if you just need bills paid open an only fans. if you're looking for someone to help and grow with and want to try and do something more with yourself, or feel comfortable as is just dont enjoy being an extrovert, then maybe we can work something out.>Your ideal match be like....?someone patient and appreciative with a generally positive outlook even if they have to fight to rise above dark mental clouds. and probably someone that wouldn't ridicule my musical tastes or better yet share them (i have terrible taste in music). and i know i'm a man and it's expected but i really do feel love through touch and not just sex, but i do feel an immense connection through it which makes me take it seriously.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?we talk and if we get along we'll see about things. i'm not interest in being a sugar daddy or paypig, there are other threads for that.>Contact info goes here...telegram: jinn_1988 or discord: incel_gamer_420if you decide to contact me dont be surprised if i'm a bit skeptical of who you are or your intentions. i'm not entirely sure this is a bad idea or not, but i promise i'm a normal (and good looking imo desu desu) guy otherwise.
>>33014442>NEET or provider?Currently NEET, could become provider>Location? Feel like moving?US, North Carolina>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?24, Male, Straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house ruleswe help improve each other's lives with our company, romanticly and intimately. a relationship together, maybe one of us being the pet>Your ideal match be like....?virgin girl who moves in with me and is willing to help provide so I can be a house husband or pet boyfriend, ill learn to cook or stuff>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?ideally, food and working internet is it>Contact info goes here...discord _squidman_>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.not scrolling 4 a question so ill ask oneWhy isn't ur dream home a cool as fucking wizard tower or castle?
>>33028197>>33037691I'm Brandon (ignore that other guy). I sent you a message on my "professorbigby" account to your sotha account. Sorry it took me so long, I've been taking care of my niece and nephew.
>>33028197>>33037691You better come if I buy you another plane ticket...
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Belgium>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?30M, straight, black>Whatchoo lookin' for?A girlfriend/wife. I get along fine with normies and women find me attractive, but I want to spend my life with someone I have more in common with. I read, game and lift. >Your ideal match be like....?Gentle, feminine, cute, passionate about something. But I'm mainly looking for emotional support and intimacy.>Money talk:I cover rent and utilities, you help with groceries and buy your own clothes/games/etc>Contact info goes here...theogrelord@outlook.be
>asl36 m us>interestsretro games, foreign languages, children's tv, anime, furry, comics, cartoons, punk, mecha, toys, gothic lolita>looking forpunk rock, hardcore punk, pop punk, melodic hardcore, crossover thrash, folk punk, ska punk, skate punk, beatdown hardcore, deathrock, new york hardcore>not looking forpost-punk, post-hardcore, metalcore, emo, grindcore, new wave, garage punk, crust punk, art punk, powerviolence, synth punk>discordriot.bun
>>33014442>StatusSemi-neet>A/S/L27/M/USA, east coast, NJ>Are you willing to relocate?Only within the US atm, outside of the US is a big ask and I'd have to rely on someone else for income. We can figure out what's best for the both of us. I'd prefer not to live in areas that are too rural.>What are you looking forA cute girl (female, vagina haver) who wants a roommate, romantic partner, and also a friend in one. Either a provider or semi provider, but semi-neets are fine if you can cover your costs in a roommate situation and we can both enjoy the mutual benefits. We'll spend a lot of time cuddling/playing games/generally enjoying each others company. I'll take care of you, and you take care of me. I'm very into gentle femdom/role reversal dynamics so if you're wanting a subby boyfriend/house husband who'll wear cat ears for you then definitely hit me up.Since the kind of setup I'm looking for is very intimate and likely be a relationship, I do have some partner preferences. Feel free to message me and I'll give you a rundown.>Anything elseI'm sadly an unwilling NEET (with income) due to some chronic medical issues. They're not contagious or a problem for anyone else, and I've been trying to get past them and recover fully. I can pay entirely for myself, but I could really use some physical company as loneliness is killing me, and living a bit higher above the poverty line is always nice.>About mePic related is a good start. Fairly handsome and fit (thin with nice muscle tone). Will verify and share pictures if you do the same. Kind, caring, affectionate, intelligent, and very reasonable. I don't like to argue, and always try to resolve everything peacefully and to the satisfaction of everyone involved. I like a lot of nerd stuff, games, music, art, anime/manga, books, movies, writing. If you like RPG's/MOBAs/Souls/diablo style games we'll probably get along great.Discord is in the pic at the top.
Location? Feel like moving?northeast USA i want to move but might not be able to due to college situation>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?18 m bi>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulessomeone like me a weirdo kinda a retard who likes games and stuff like that >Your ideal match be like....?i guess an older woman who is ok with me>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area? i learned how to pirate games so i gues food phone and water> not looking for super demanding types and harsh doms >Contact info goes here... kik
>>33014442
gg/26Udya4QbFjoin talk with other neets or some normie shits age varies from like 20 to 45. slow posting.
>>33014442Holy shit I haven't seen the image in the OP in over 15 fucking years when it had some text on it about how she knew there was cum in it but didn't care because it still tasted good
>A/S/L36/M/US/Bi>KinksOral, futa, dick girl, cunt boy, muscle girl, chubby girl, cross dressing, androgyny>Looking ForVideo call faps, above 26, weebs, caring, gentle, sweet, playful, affectionate>Not Looking ForVoice chat, under 26, non weebs, e-rp, ghosters, dating, body hair, facial hair>Discordsleepy.mako
>StatusNeet or Provider (depends on whether I find a dominant Neet or Provider, I can provide with neetbux but I'm still a Neet)>Stats5'9, 75 kg, 32, Male>LocationUK, Willing to relocate>What are you looking for?I'm looking for an F or FtM owner (age doesn't matter), Someone who will treat me like absolute garbage for the most part, frequently abusing me both verbally and physically, humiliating me in front of their friends while I praise them and worship the ground they walk on, it would still be nice to have loving moments once in a blue moon.I'm a bit of a neety shut-in but I will do all the housework for you and you can drag me out of the house with you for outings, I get neetbux so I wont be a drain on you financially, It'll just be more money for you.Would be cool if you were also into nerdy stuff but not essential, video games, anime, sci fi ect.I'm practically limitless kinkwise, very open minded, would love to find an owner who wants to explore.>What are you not looking forBio males, Someone who expects me to work a conventional job or leave the house by myself (I'm a wuss)>TagDiscord meh545
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Eastern US>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?32 m>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesLooking for a cute, feminine NEET who is dominant and will rape me if I ever try to say no to sex. I want you be your provider and you sex slave.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I have a good stable job, I can provide for you. Food, housing, vidya, clothes, phone, I'll take care of everything and make sure you have some spending money for yourself too>Contact info goes here...csf0683
>>33015248>kennytoebump
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Texas, willing to move.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?20 Male, Gay, & a repper>Whatchoo lookin' for? Free rooms and shit in exchange for you know what>Your ideal match be like....?Gay dudes>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Broke neet, will do anything for you>Discordsomegayalt (ALT, will add you on main later)
>>33014442>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Seattle USA. Nope.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?24, biological f, straight, east asian, slim>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'm in the midst of turning my life around from complete loser NEETdom (have had ongoing therapy, meds, lifestyle changes) and I'm looking for someone that is willing to support me and help me grow and vice versa while I look for a career in Seattle.In exchange, I'd happily complete household chores, be your emotional support housegf, activity partner, and give you endless love and affection to make your days a little brighter. I'm lonely and don't have many friends from my aforementioned NEETness so my attention would be all yours. When I finally have a real job we'd ideally graduate into a longterm relationship...>Your ideal match be like....?You work in aerospace/engineering/tech adjacent industries and have a nice salary and a place of your own in Seattle.You are kind, nurturing, quiet... lonely and nerdy, with maybe a touch of 'tism... NOT an extreme coomer. (Or is at least a gentleman about it.)I take good care of myself physically and, as of recent, mentally. It'd be great if you are willing to do the same; I will support you wholeheartedly in this endeavor and anything else you want.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I don't have any money. You will need to provide for me and my small pet - food, insurance, some spending money.>Contact info goes here...discord: UN40N5200AFXZA (throwaway)
>NEET or provider?proooovider>Location? Feel like moving?not moving>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?male of mysterious fashion>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesneed you to watch the house while I go on business trips. feed the cat, change the water, take care of plants. just clean up after yourself and be a physical body inside the place to make sure it doesn't burn down>Your ideal match be like....?a hot e girl neetess who likes anime, vidya, porn, movies, memes, smoking weed, and can entertain yourself>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?you get to exist rent free>Contact info goes here...yes>Community question: what was the first call of duty you played?
canadian, want to be cared for, 20, ugly, fat & 161cm, biofem but used to be on t bcz troon phasenot worth much but seeing what's out therei will cook & clean and whatever other chores u need done. im a virgin but open to sexual favours toou don't even need to give me food just don't make me pay rent and let me have internet access n im good. u can let me starve so i can lose weightif u wanna just do online stuff i can talk 2 u n u buy me steam games that sounds pretty sick 2 mediscord is corpsetrauma
>A/S/L36/M/US>InterestsLena Platonos, Linea Aspera, Art Fact, Anne Clark, Wolfsheim, Clan of Xymox, The Birthday Massacre, Yapoos, Psyche, And One, Camouflage>Looking ForEBM, Electro-Industrial, Industrial Techno, Synth Punk, Dark Electro, Industrial Hip Hop, Power Noise, Glitch Hop, Futurepop, Aggrotech, New Beat>Not Looking Fore-sex>Discordebmidm
>NEET or provider?NEETF/Mid 20s/Asia. I don't know if I'd like to move.Ideally, I'd work as a virtual secretary, assistant or something of the sort. I've worked emotional support jobs before. I ask for very little in exchange for my time.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? A small monthly or weekly stipend perhaps. A little goes a long way, really.>Contact info goes here:welcme.ame
>>33052144sorry, it's "welcome.ame."
>>33014442>NEET or provider?NEET unfortunately and not by choice>Location? Feel like moving?NY, yeah I'd move>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?27, biological female (idk what the rest means)>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI need someone with a birthcertificate that would like to elope. In exchange you'd get a gf that won't be a bitch, I'll do whatever you want me to that within legal and moral boundaries. (No murder, gore, CP, animal abuse, BDSM, etc etc)>Your ideal match be like....?Someone respectful, mentally stable, that's christian and loving>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? I need everything sadly. I just wanna study IT and do my exams so I can get a job myself but in order to do that I need to elope with a citizen. >Contact info goes here...Discord: cafube
>>33052402Holy shit, go back to where you came from.
>>About MeA little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime! >>What I am looking For!I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!>>Not looking forI would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!If this interested you please reach out!>>Discordlilbrim
>33053320What the fuck
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?SA, TX, No>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?28, F>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesSomewhere to stay for a few months to a year.I'm being kicked out by my aunt from an apartment she let me stay in. I just got released from the hospital for surgery today and need a place to recover. I can still cook and clean while I recover. I'm not good company as I'm quiet, but I would be open to friendship. I would prefer if you're not younger than me. I would feel awful accepting help from someone just starting out in life. I've done this before, so rest assured, I'm not a flake. We can discuss further when you add me.>Your ideal match be like....?Anyone who is willing to help me out who doesn't live too far away from where I am.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?No need for allowances, gifts, trips, jewelry, clothes, or stuff like that, just access to your internet, electricity, water, tampons, and shampoo. I will need help with transportation.>Contact info goes here...Discord: stylish_avocado_09553
>>33043676So what does sponsor get? Free use of GF's ass or yours?
>>33049518Yeah...I remember seeing this a long time ago on some other sites too. I'm from the original glory days of the internet. I remember thinking about how I would have done dirty things to this girl and her friend. Now they're old enough that I could...
>NEET or provider? NEET>Location? Feel like moving? Southwestern USA. I don't want to move yet, but I'm willing to in a year or 2 maybe...>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)? 20 M Male>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules I'm not sure. I'm down for most things. I'd like a wife ehe.......>Your ideal match be like....? Wife material>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area? I'm pretty flexible. I rarely purchase things and when I do they rarely go over 80 dollars. I can also work to buy my own stuff (minus essentials like food, internet, maybe phone bill) if need be.>Contact info goes here... neeed2coom on discord
>>33053409It's a fucking spam bot.
>>33055734I'm commenting about the actual content of the post. We live in a society
>>33014442>>NEET or provider?NEET>>Location? Feel like moving?Midwest, I want to leave my state but I'd like to get to know you first >>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?21 M(tf) Bi>>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesThis is sort of broad but I just want someone who can help me even if not financially I'd like to do things with you and be friends before really anything serious>>Your ideal match be like....?Someone that I get along with and lets me be a trophy/house "wife" as unrealistic as it is >>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?HRT stuff, vidya (mmos lol) I have a place to stay and food for now but I'd like to eventually detach myself wholly from family maybe some money to get my GED>>Contact info goes here...Discord nonamesoclever
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Canada, AB. might be willing to move but I dont have the means.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?19, F, enby? I took T for a bit but stopped and now I prefer gender neutral stuff.>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulessomeplace to live so I can play vidya and collect bugs. and jack off without worrying about my parents. i don't really know how to cook and clean but i can learn, i'm trying to get a part time job but i'm a bit too autistic to figure it out.>Your ideal match be like....?someone who is kind and doesn't yell at me. I don't want to be pressured into sex so we may never fuck (i'm saving myself for marriage). must be okay with me keeping pet bugs. (tarantulas)>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?just basic utilities and stuff and maybe internet.>Contact info goes here...discord: ghostzard
>>33037200Not sure if you are still around but I just added you
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Aus. Yes please >Age, sex26 bio fem >Whatchoo lookin for? NEETs, describe your ideal situationI am taking a hiatus from work while I do my masters online which pretty much gives me the freedom to be anywhere. Looking to spend time in a different location or travel with someone wonderful for periods at a time while getting to know each other. Love the idea of being a live in gf. I love to cook for you and try new recipes. Happily do things for you and spend quality time if you are the right person. >Your ideal match be like....? Someone financially stable and will take me on day trips around where you live and potentially more extensive travel. Happy if you work during the week. I have to dedicate time to my masters anyway and time away from each other will only make the heart grow fonder. I like quality conversation, someone who likes to laugh and is romantically inclined. Bonus points if you are semi attractive and a foodie >Money talk NEETs, what financial support do you need?Covering living expenses, flights to you, some money to do basic things while you are away. I love gifts but not looking for anything extravagant. >Contact info goes here...Discord oudroses
>>33025635You get companionship for free. You should pay the neet for cleaning since thats labor. If you want someone to split rent with then go get a roommate dumbass
>>33058066The neet also gets companionship for free. Imo running the houshold (cleaning, cooking, buying groceries, etc.) in exchange for room and board is a fair exchange, but if you as a neet want more (spending money) you'll have to earn it yourself. Either by getting a job or by giving something else (like sexual favors) to the provider.
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Canada, SK. I'll fly you out to me if things go well>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?30, M, Bi but 90% straight>Whatchoo lookin' for?Honestly just exhausted with work, started my own business and now make around 250k/year but also work 60 hours a week. No time to date or do anything around the house so I'm looking for a:21+ year old girlMust be okay with cleaning house/doing laundryOther girls have said "live in sex doll" which I don't think is quite right for what I'm looking for but as I said I don't have time to even go on dating sites/apps let alone go out and meet people so looking for a fuck buddy or FWB, fair warning I am dominant in the bed and have a high sex drive but likely I'll be too busy to fuck you more than once a day.Would be cool if we could watch a movie or play some vidya together at night before I pass out.>Your ideal match be like....?Cute girl who is okay with fucking/cleaning in return for shopping money and a free place to stay>Money talk: Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?You can either live in house with me I have 3 spare guest bedrooms in my house or you can live in the guest house in my backyard (2 bedroom, 1 bath, 1 kitchen/living room) it doesn't matter to me.I can provide you with a car (nothing fancy) to get around, $2,000 (maybe more if we vibe) spending money every month and will pay for your phone/heat/electricity/gas/internet/food while you live with me.I also love cooking and it's the one thing I make time for almost everyday so you can enjoy my homecooking for breakfast and dinner everyday if you so please, or use your money to order in doesn't matter to me.>Applicant questionPlease tell me your ASL, why you are looking for a sugar daddy and why you think we would be a good match and leave your contact info.
>>33058717Should also say I don't smoke weed super often but I do smoke weed and take edibles so applicants should be okay with or into weed.No you don't have to partake with me, just not put off by it.
>NEET or provider? NEET >Location? Feel like moving? USA, ya >Age, sex 19, Male >Whatchoo lookin for? NEETs, Ideal situationI just want a guy to cuddle with and hold me. I've been in some abusive relationships in the past not to trauma dump or anything. I have a good home, but I just want to move out. I'm ok with working too. I just want a change of pace and someone to devote myself to. >Your ideal match be like....? A guy who's ok looking, I'm kind've picky bc I've had it so good. Just as long as you're sweet and not a freak we'll see, don't be shy or anything. >Money talk NEETs, what financial support do you need?Um, I wanna live with you, desu a plane ticket wouldn't hurt. Its awkward to explain to my parents I'm moving in with someone I've never met. They'd probably freak. >Contact info goes here... Discord arisc55
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Southeast USA, but plan on moving over the coming year or so. Wouldn't mind bringing anyone along who ends up being a good fit, and we can even brainstorm where some good places to scout property would be.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?I'm a 26 year old male, heteroflexible normie shit but mostly straight and attracted to excess femininity and tomboys at most.>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI have a pretty lucrative job with a big company in a fully remote situation which has its perks, but as I'm pretty buried in work, its harder to find people to connect with out in reality and on top of that even when I do... its hard to stay in touch because I'm still busy.>Your ideal match be like....?Ideally a girl younger than me, not that I'm old but inevitably if we got along well I'd hope this could turn into a more serious thing where we bond, so women with the tradwife itch can jump the line. Someone who is fun, and pushes me to have fun would be amazing too. I don't have enough fun and I'd hope that with the freedom I can allow you financially that you can act as a fun planner for me and get me to have a bit more joy in my life.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?Not an unlimited source, but I feel like on my salary today I could comfortably afford a family of 4 before I started having to pinch pennies. I'm happy to bankroll your existence, should we connect and you decide that's what you want, but I'd like to ideally invest in your dreams and find a way for you to happily make money for yourself in a low-stress environment. I work in business and have the skillset to help you build something, so bring your best ideas and wildest dreams.>Contact info goes here...Just hit me on discord: godkingrouyen
>>33014442this is so like 2008-core
>>33058717ASL23,mtf,europe/usawhy you are looking for a sugar daddyur like, the moat stable guy here. i just want to look pretty and be a girl.>why you think we would be a good matcham kinda a girl and will do everything i can to make ur life easier when u get back home>leave your contact infopaige@cock.li>>33014442>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Anywhere i think.idc. From US.current in Netherlands so anywhere in europe., can goto US/canada. other countries im willing, but i cant afford travel anywhere else on my own>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?23, boymoder, straight(guys)>Whatchoo lookin' for?Really anything as long as its a place that i can transition at. Other than that, like partner, livein maid, really anything. internet would be nice too if possible. and at least a couch or carpet if possible to sleep on.>Your ideal match be like....?a boyfriend or someone whos okay with a tranni>Money talk:i dont know, i have some money for like a month~ish rn. and ill try to figure something out wherever too so i can afford like food, hormones, surgeries, i dont think i need other things.i also have student loans, but i dont think those matter that much>Contact info goes here...paige@cock.li
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Alaska>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?40/m/straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI am a big tall hairy strongfat dadbod married man looking for a secret plaything to adopt, but not looking to change my life situation. Situation at home is fucked but I am stuck in it for another year at least. I have an empty place that I recently bought for when I need time to myself and it's a good place to house a neet, I think. Though it's no palace yet! I'm a regular joe, not a typical 4chan goober autist, not that there's anything wrong with that>Your ideal match be like....? Either a girl who is submissive, kinky and into being fucked hard and degraded, doesn't mind being a side piece and wants a kinky relationship with a dominant middle aged man. -OR- at the least a girl who is willing to give me head most days and needs a place to stay. I am in need of sexual relief and you are (hopefully) into it and needing a place to sleep and don't care to work. You can be a homebody nerd or an adventurous person, either would work>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I do alright but would prefer somebody who just needs a place to stay, likely doesn't have their shit together, is chill to be around and doesn't need much. Also its Alaska, so if you like the outdoors(doubtful) there is tons of wild shit to see. I am a good cook and there is always plenty of 4/20(and other things) around if you are into that. I don't mind buying some other stuff now and then. I know what I seek is a long shot, but I had a few minutes to kill so idgaf and am tired of browsing fetlife>Contact info goes here...Kik jondoe12874>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above youDo I need to do this part?
>>33059773Also I should add i dont give a shit if you cook, clean, whatever. I don't really need any help with that and I don't mind keeping you fed(not just penis!). I really just need someone to blow my load into now and then and who is cool to be around or low impact.. you can do whatever you like with your time
>>33059695>crossdressing man looking for other men>straightLmao.
>>33059806suicide
>>3305871727/F/USI'm not exactly looking for a sugar daddy but the kind of security you're offering is very attractive. I'm also looking for something long-term. I have some experience in what you're looking for... I'd love to discuss more in dms.my contact: VyzzXtoX@protonmail.com
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Elmendorf Texas, no i have a house>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?22, m , super straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesLooking for a room mate. Not interested in a relationship . I have a 3 bedroom 1300 sqft home and looking to bunk with someone . Probably one person right now unless whoever im bunking with from this post wants another. only rules i have is just the usual basic room mate etiquette , be clean, respect each other boundaries , etc. Im not stingy when it comes to food, alcohol, etc i buy in bulk , but i dont expect everything to be gone. you scratch my back i scratch yours kind of thing. >Your ideal match be like....?Just someone who plays games, drink , smoke (not mandatory) etc, on our days off and wants grind in life. just enjoy the young life . i play fps games mainly and whatever else is making a trend. plus if youre edgy idc about gender male or female , just friends that live together. I dont mind if youre a neet and need to crash, as long as youre willing to work in the future and get yourself back on your two shoes. But you must have your own car! I cant provide a vehicle for anyone as I gave my mother my old car. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?i have fiber wifi, solar panels for the hot summers, small gym . i have a decent job so i have money to help someone out for a while.>Contact info goes here...disc : xxxpuffxxx
>>33016869Put it into Google lens and see what happens.
Scotland. 18 femboy looking for cult *updated*18 femboy uk (Dumfries) I’m looking for a very serious cult. One to commit the rest of my life body and soul to. Desperate to be forced into deity worship, and idea worship or whatever it might be. I’m very desperate to find somthing like this . I won’t to be currupted, blackmail and locked in and my life genuinely destroyed.I’d love to talk to someone who has what I’m looking for and I’m what they are looking for.KIK: KittenBabyy69
20, NB, Europan, NEET, AutistIdk, i guess its not really adoption but people here are looking for weirder stuff so might aswell try.I desperately need an accountability buddy / a parental figure to help me get off porn.I've been addicted on off since I was 13 and because my life is a big fucking steaming pile of garbage i relapse and relapse and relapse. I need support. I need someone to be there and do what my family never did. To maybe just. Listen. And dont judge me and support me in getting better. And be there to talk to to distract myself when im struggeling.I don't think i'll recover on my own and I dont know where im headed if I dont.Thats what I need and I don't know why I'd deserve it. I don't know why you'd care. I have nothing to offer you but my company and gratitude but... yeah.. It'd be very important for you to be available like, utc+1 7:00-12:00 and like, 15:00-19:00, thats when i tend to be the weakest but morning is most crucial.I also posted in some casual making friends threads so maybe say you're from here if you add mesunnbreath
predator threadposting as if you're shopping for a sex slave is fucking pathetic
>NEET or provider?Honestly, abit of both, the work i do means for months at a time i have nothing going on. >Location? Feel like moving?London, UK. not really>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?32 M>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesagain its a mix between looking for your support and supporting you. i can sort out bills and rent and i do have my own place. but you'd need to bring something too.>Your ideal match be like....?F under 26. in the UK. under 180lbs. useful. creative. supportive. caring. likes bigger older guys>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?honestly we could pool our resources together and save quite abit. generally speaking i am open minded to your suggestions. >Contact info goes here...KIK: Duna_Sqaure please tell me your fav meal or i WILL assume your spam..heh..spam.>Community question: Leave a question here for the next poster to answer, and answer the one above you.tell me/us your favourite joke you've heard this year.
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?NYC. No.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?36/M/M/panwhatever>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI live upstate and my west side apartment is empty. It's a 1 bedroom in a brownstone. I prefer to keep it empty but you can live there I guess if you need to. You'd better be a closet dime-piece if you are going to ask to.>Your ideal match be like....?You want to live in upper west, or you already live somewhere in or north of NYC (think westchester) or Greenwich/Stanford. You want to have have things taken care of for you and be the kept side piece of a fit finance asshole. You want to travel to london , tokyo, hong kong, singapore, frankfurt, sao paulo, or LA for business with him every so often. You are a broken doll but you're skinny and young and have a cute sullen vibe that's might somehow still be attractive to a 30-something now straight laced manhattan wanna-be patrick bateman type. Whatever you are, you're femme and petite.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I have money. That's what I have. I was a NEET through high school and shortly afterwards and managed to claw my way out. I like having a protege or young talent to help learn the elite nerd ways. I hire lots of nerds and I want to train the next generation of us to do things like what I do now so the world isn't completely run by incompetent mongs in the very near future. If you're just a toxic homebody I guess that's fine too.>Contact info goes here...kik renarddesetoilesdisc anonfrak
>NEET or provider? provider>Location? Feel like moving? traveling>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)? 25, m>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules I love hairy girls. bonus points if you smell. but honestly I just want a natural girl.I got my CDL recently, so I'm on may way to making good money. message me if you want to travel the country in a semi truck and be worshipped. my interests are bushcraft, gardening, really any outdoors activity, especially if it gets you sweaty. video games of course. I also like to read and watch horror movies. message me any time, I'm sure to respond right away unless I'm sleeping.>Your ideal match be like....? fun to talk to, wants to see the US but is fine living in a truck for a while. willing to do something long term if we get along well. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area? truck drivers can easily make around 100k a year>Contact info goes here... discord: animeprofilepic kik: Anime_PfP
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Maryland>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?32, Male, Straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI have a multi-story house, with the guest bedrooms located upstairs, with a half-bath. I live comfortably - my place is furnished, I have a big yard, basement with gym, etc.I don't expect you to pay for anything unless you like some specific types of food that I don't normally buy - but even that might be negotiable. While you're not expected to pay towards anything in the house, I do expect you to be clean, respectful, and at least sociable to a degree. I don't need you to orbit around me all day, but having someone to talk to every now and then, even if to ask how you're doing, etc. is fine. If you're not contributing with $ then you're expected to contribute with household chores. I'm not a neat freak, but I keep a pretty clean place, so your work won't be particularly hard. I like homecooked meals, and I do cook alot. I can cook for you but I'd appreciate if you helped every now and then. The more open you are towards playing the role of a friend and housewife, the higher chances we can get an arrangement that works, and yes this might include sex - so compatibility is high up there for me. If you're fat, then you're not going to have much luck.Also, I have a big dog, so you'd have to be able to at least get along with dogs to a degree. If you're able to take care of the house and the dog while I'm gone, that's a big plus.>Your ideal match be like....?Not fat, open to a lot of things. Ideally you're someone easy to get along with, gives me my space, I like more petite type girls, and if you're into games, movies, anime, concerts, fitness, then that's a plus.>Money talk: You're not expected to contribute to any bills, and I can help with some of yours.>Contact info: disc - tensei0815
>StatusNeet Given up on lifeWilling to be a live in sexdoll, no housework for anything just sex on demand 24/7>ASL23/f/usa>Looking forA provider You:- Must be completely honest/truthfulAbout me:- 4’7 105lbs Little chubby/thic- 38D bra, tiny buttKik lildoll_erika
>>33067787Kik, ew
>>33067787>lildoll_erikaAmazing how you were 21 just in October. People know how to check the archive now, so you're going to have to make a new kik any time you want to catfish.
>NEET or provider?Semi- Neet (student)>Location? Feel like moving?I'll be moving to Boston, MA for college>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?F>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'm not looking for anything sexual. Just a friend to talk with and chill out with>Your ideal match be like....?Just someone who wants to be a friend, also interesting to talk to>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I need someone to house me for college as well as contributing a bit towards my textbooks and tuition,,>Contact info goes here...Reply with your contact and I'll add. I only use discord.
>>33068263Anyone who posts kik these days IS a scammer catfish. The coombrains who fall for it deserve everything coming to them.
>>33014442Any gay or bi providers in the EU who’d want to adopt and feminise a very submissive femboy/twink? I’d be open to relocating but only within the EU
>NEET or provider?provider>Location? Feel like moving?NYC upper west side >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?32/male straight (ish…, can’t pass up a good time)>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'd like someone who is willing to do housework and be a travel companion. I’m a widower, lost my wife young, looking for sexual companionship as well >Your ideal match be like....?Younger, maybe a student or a flexible arrangement where you can travel. Free spirit, sexually open, able to keep up with my active life. Attractive, arm candy for work travel and charity type events >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I work downtown making around $400k, with a very nice two bedroom in a high rise. I’d provide room, all the bills, 4 figure allowance, and pay for all travel when we do that of course. >Contact info goes here...Kik e.don2222 for an initial vet
>>33068413>I need someone to house me for college as well as contributing a bit towards my textbooks and tuition,,>Just a friend to talk with and chill out withevery single time
OP pic is sussy but I'll post anyway>NEET or provider? - NEET>Location? Feel like moving? - Southern California near Anaheim, and no>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?- 26 F>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules - just someone to house me and provide internet and a bed>Your ideal match be like....? - I have this fantasy of being a miltiary wife but anyone would be okay>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? -Phone bill and steam games would be nice>Contact info goes here...-chickenclaw3 I'm fat btw not a skinny beauty
>>33069040I've almost been tempted to try contacting you a few times since I see you so often then remember you say you are poly in other threads and come back to my senses.
>>33069108oof, poly sucks ass
>NEET or provider? - Provider>Location? Feel like moving? - Berlin, Germany. Kreuzberg.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?- 23M, real>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules Don't trash the place, if possible. Don't get me evicted.Don't bring anyone.>Your ideal match be like....? Female, or ftm trans, but no mtf. >Money talk: Fridge will be mostly full, internet, bills are on me, if you need a phone or a pc ill buy it as long as the pirce is under 1000€ combined.500€ a month for those who have no Buergergeld, but you'll have to try to get it somehow. Everything in exchange for grave and violent sexual harassment from my side. No matter the sex, orientation or state of your body.If you want to remain a virgin I'll settle for anal, it's a non-issue.(I'm not that bad looking, just too mentally ill to have a gf) Let's see if there are people desperate enough.>Contact info goes here...Just reply here in thread if interested.
>>33069108She's an aspiring dependopotamus. Offers nothing, doesn't take care of herself, fat but only wants a slim man to sustain her. That's the military thing. Wants a man forced to stay slim for work. Nothing redeeming about this woman. Sees the world through the eyes of a Guatalamalan fruit cup vendor. Sit like a lump, smiling, except in her case complaining most of the time, tacitly demanding to be taken care of.
>>33069233Very interesting proposition, anons!
So are most NEETs here looking to be sex slaves and not do anything all day?
>>33069770No.
>>33069818Then?
>>33068413I happen to own a few places near a couple campuses in MA, but we would have to discuss how youll pay for it. I dont want money and you seem to lack it anyway. I do want free use access to your asshole and only your asshole. No vaginal so it isnt sex, its not getting your body count up, some girls seem to really care about that. Only requirement is you keep yourself shaved both pussy and asshole, reminds me of better times when the girl is nice and trimmed. Reply and when i check this thread again ill post contact, thanks.
>>33069833Forgot to add, college can be very expensive, you might find yourself hurting for cash even with the free room and board. Ive some some side jobs you could do for a little cash but the details will be shared over discord privately. If any other girls 18 and up in MA are interested you could post your contacts too.
>>33069833>No vaginal so it isnt sexKek
>>33069770Most neets are looking for a free ride for nothing in return while having stupidly high standards, while I'd say half of providers want a relationship/sex slave.Imo, if you aren't gonna put out you should be required to at least get a part time job. Picking up the house doesn't really count for shit since it only takes roughly a hour to do and everything else is automated.
>>33069918>Most neets are looking for a free ride for nothing in returnwell yeah thats the neet spirit afterallif they were willing to put in some work they would just get a job and earn their own money
>>33069925>if they were willing to put in some work they would just get a job and earn their own moneyWhich is what they should do instead of trying to leech off someone.
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?San Francisco, would like to move eventually but not in the next few years>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?28m, straight>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'd like someone to keep house, ideally who I can chill with besides. I've got a spare room + bathroom you can have if you like, pretty centrally located in SF. I work during the week and so I'm mostly out of my apartment if you want some alone time.I'm into computers and anime. I read a lot of webfic, and when I have more spare mental energy I like tinkering with engineering projects. Not much spare mental energy recently.>Your ideal match be like....?Female, has some set of broadly nerdy hobbies. I can deal with a lot of menhera if it's the low drama type.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I assume I'll cover cost of living + transportation, and I can pay you a bit for housekeeping on top of that>Contact info goes here...miscanthos on discord, apologies I am not very good at communication but I do want to hear from you!
35 years old strictly straight man in California. I can and would like to provide for a partner.Some about me: I'm very adept and perceptive socially and emotionally, but I stay isolated. I have no friends or family that I speak to - on the internet or irl - and all of my interactions are either in passing or business related. I'm a reluctant but respectful participant in most of my encounters with other people. I prefer to share myself with one other person and no one else. I like spoiling my partner in every way. I'm 5'9 and physically fit - muscular, strong, and athletic. I excersize frequently and do a lot of physically strenuous things. I'm usually considered ruggedly handsome. Sexually I'm dominant, vocal, and gifted.I'm capable technologically and practically - I'm a journeyman tradesman and worked as a sys/network engineer for a long time. Some about the situation: I own a little house on some beautiful acreage in the desert in Southern CA. The location and orientation of the property is stunning, but the house and property both need a lot of work... functionally and aesthetically. I work a lot and haven't had as much time as I wanted to dedicate to it. Some about you: You must be a biological female. Someone who just wants to be taken care of, spoiled, and live their life in simplicity. Ideally you're very sexual and you want to be isolated with me and focus all of your time on what we're doing at home. It would be nice if you genuinely liked gardening and making a large outdoor space your own. I don't mind if you play video games and other things like that. I have a bit if a savior complex so I don't mind if you're going through any amount of autism, mental instability, or trauma. Physically it's important for you to be not obese and to not smoke. I can tolerate anything else within that spectrum. If this sounds like it would be a good fit for you please reach out to me on Discord - username is glowballed
>>33069770Yes, and no. I mean they are neets, not gigolos. Although I personally would like to become one
>>33069233Okay guys stop, it was a joke
>>33069833are you legit or just trolling?
Most of the girls in these threads are terrible at providing emotional fulfillment. They want a guy to provide for them, but they don't know how to provide for the guy. Men want to feel appreciated. Women can make men feel appreciated by striking up conversations about things they know the guy likes, sending the guy cute selfies to let him know she's thinking of him, there are many ways. But in my experience chatting to the kind of girls that grace these threads, they are wholly incapable of doing any of that. They will never provide emotional fulfillment on their own. You can ask them for a selfie, you can start a conversation, you can pose questions, but you have to do all the work, they will never jump out of the bushes and surprise you with their affection, left to their own devices they will never talk unless spoken to, and will never have anything interesting to say ever. It's a sad state of affairs.
>>33071971Has it ever occurred to you that this isn't the thread to find healthy minded individuals?
>>33068921Not into being someone's sex slave lol, but I can still help clean and cook
>>33068413__dumbass_
>>33071971Nah that's false. I actually adopted someone here 2 years ago and we lasted a year til we just didn't work out anymore she's out on her own doing her own shit The problem isn't what the girls are posting , it's the fact that /soc/ has became a new way for chicks to get money. Because there's so many simps here that actually pay for photos and other stupid shit then telling them to fuck off . Literally every thread now is going to have a chick advertising her services , I don't remember seeing that shit before 2020. Even the rules says its not allowed , but there's no mods and jannies are trannies/simps so they don't give a fuck either about the rules. The guys who post on the AAN threads have always been the same , looking for a wife or a slave. But now the majority of women here now just want someone to give them money compared to 2 years ago you actually had an assload of women who needed out of their situations . Better off finding a girl IRL then here . It was easy back then if your post wasn't retarded , I actually had biological chicks hit me up before on my AAN posts .
>>33072052>Not into being someone's sex slaveThen get a part time job. You're expecting free housing as well as someone to pay for your books and tuition (which neither are cheap at all). No one does this just for a "friend". You don't need to be a slave, but if you're not gonna put out then you need to contribute. Picking up the house should be given no matter what since you are in someone else house. Taking a hour to clean a house is not a legitimate payment for staying rent free as well as the extra money you are expecting.
>>33072059 Whats with that concept anyways?Why would I adopt a meet if I don't want sex
>>33072072I did forget to specify but I will contribute! I was in a hurry with this and didn't particularly put everything I was going to provide/do. That's a mess up on my part, super sorry.
>>33068921I'm looking for a relationship that includes sex. The only challenge is that I have a job and I'm in college, so I can't relocate immediately—I need to wait until my lease is up. I'm posting here because I'm drawn to men with a nurturing mindset which seems to be harder to find in these threads these days. Just want an introverted BF to cuddle and headpat after a long day of work desu.
>>33072119>I will contribute!Then I have zero issue with your post and wish you luck in finding someone.
>>33072137I read your original and you actually seemed like someone I could take an interest in myself, but I'm not in your area (I'm east coast). I hope you're able to find someone.
>>33072261If you want we can try chatting and see where it goes.
>>33072276I suppose we can. I'll add you, my pfp is a lizard with a santa hat.
>>33072276So you told me to add you then declined it? I now know you're a time waster.
>>33072137You seem cool but I think you've got me blocked
>>33072595Sorry I had a bunch of adds and may have accidentally declined yours while going through them. Try again.
>>33072119 >>33072137Why adopt a neet if you can't do picrel
>>33014442>Provider>22M Bi UKPosted here before but my situation has changed a bit since, I'm pretty well off so open to anyone. Ideally looking for a relationship, I could maybe do something short-term if it was an emergency for someone but it's a one bedroom with a guest bed.Honestly I just miss having someone to care for, I don't really have a specific type and I'm a switch so it's a wide, wide net. I like people who are passionate about their hobbies / dreams and show a lot of love.I'm doing pretty good money wise so no real requirements there. If you weren't working I'd want you to help out around the house, but that's about it>Kik: nothingparticularly - happy to give mdiscord fromom there or add your username from here but I was getting way too many requests. If you want more info about me just ask, kept it pretty vague here
>>33072745added again
>>33066514Hi animepfp what's up my Dawg
Neet>ASL F 22 USA ( willing to relocate)Willing to provide degenerate sex on demand (basically no limit free use), no housework for anything just sex.>Looking forA provider You:- Must be completely honest/truthful and patient About me:- 4’8 105lbs- 38D bra, tiny ass-loves sexKik lildollee
>>33076542>>33076542get discord and maybe someone will take you seriously, this just screams "scammer"
27/M/USA (Southeast)ProviderStandard live-in maid arrangement, you get the spare room and food in exchange for cooking lunch and dinner and keeping the place clean. You're free to use the rest of the day however you please as long as it doesn't distract me from my work.I live in an old quiet suburb of a medium sized city, so it's peaceful for neeting while still having some economic opportunity if you want to work to escape it. Requirements;-Domestic (visas are too big of a headache)-White-Biologically female-Not hideous-Quiet r3nt_s33ker
19 y/o asian cosplayer neet just trying to share cosplays and make long term frensenable my social anxiety byai
30s/M/USA Mountain time zoneProvider.I travel for work and am gone 3-4 days every week. I mostly want someone to take care of my cat (currently have a sitter come every day) and keep the house clean and taken care of.My job is lonely, living in a hotel most of the time, so ideally I'm looking for a girl that I can have some sort of chemistry with and keep me company while I travel.My life had some very difficult parts and I made it through, but kinda trying to help pay it back. Not looking for a perma-NEET, rather find someone in a bad spot trying to get back on their feet.Happy to relocate you.Discord: anotherdayinthelife
>NEET or provider?NEET. Dont need money, need life help haha>Location?Switzerland, Zürich.>Age, sex27, Male and straight (Look young)>What you are looking for A Woman, be it friend or more who could build me up. I am quite lost in life, neeting because i am antisocial and i cant fix me.>Your ideal match be like....?Female, gaming together is just fine, or if living/coming to switzerland, guide me and show me life, i am unable to do that myself.>Contact info goes here...51049712 Steam friend code, can also post dc if someone can help. About me: 170cm, 48kg Young looking, in shape. The few people i do know, say i have nice green eyes. I am honest, Jesus Christ is Lord.
>NEET or provider?NEET. Never worked, disabled. >Location? Feel like moving?Midsouth USA, Yes.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?32 / MALE Str8 >Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesA girl who will take me in and let me bunk with her. Someone who will be my friend. >Your ideal match be like....?18-27 female chubby, any color hair/eyes, white only. lot of fucked up fetishes (abuse, humiliation, etc.)>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?A place to live mostly. I will probably be homeless one day if I dont find a female who will take me in. >Contact info goes here...discord: neetlife222
>>33072745Add me I wanna see where things go BoiYeager
>>33068413dreed1776
>NEET or provider?NEET>Location? Feel like moving?Sweden. Maybe>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?23/ femboy / bi-curious>Whatchoo lookin' for? Someone who can take care of me and teach me to atleast be somewhat decent in life>Your ideal match be like....?Any fem person in Sweden>Money talkI dont need money, but I wouldnt say no to gifts of clothes :3>Contact info goes here...Discord: bubblebunny0000
21 F doing anything you tell me@crisiscutie on kik@tvbaby on snap
ASL29/MtF(post-op)/Oregon>Favorite sub-genreMetalhead/goth>Favorite band(s)Ghost, Depeche Mode, Ozzy Osbourne, etc>Favorite show you’ve been toGhost, Deadmau5, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper>Favorite MovieGhostbusters, Back To The Future, Beetlejuice, Batman 1989, Christine>Physical descriptionWhite, 5'11, dirty-blonde hair, some tattoos on my arm, glasses, blue eyes, deaf (I wear hearing aids and have the accent). I dress like a typical metal head in all black.>Looking forA biological woman to date in Oregon who is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time). I like nerds too and horror movie enthusiasts. I enjoy cosplay even though I can’t afford cons and don’t look good in cosplay or know how to make it. I’d like to go to thrift stores together n look for collectibles.>Not looking forMen of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks>Contactsimdabat95
>>33076542Bump me
>>33076542Is this just another Erika account? FFS. Would be great, but whoever keeps doing this should just unalive themselves
>NEET or provider?NEET :c>Location? Feel like moving?NYC, It'd be nice to stay here but I've been thinking about getting away maybe. As long as I can get my HRT and not get hatecrimed I wouldn't rly mind.>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?20 / MTF / very cute ;3>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'm very clean, quiet and simple to please, I just need somewhere long term to stay, a place to put my pc and thats all. it'd be nice to have or make a home not built off of bad memories and trauma q~q>Your ideal match be like....? Sadistic Mtf wife... I'm attracted to skeletal looking androgynous emos... if you'd be willing to do hard drugs with me or let me period, that would be fun, though it's nowhere near necessary, it'd be nice to be cut aswell...>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I don't play games or stuff like that too much anymore, I have most of what I need to be happy other than the place to live, however, I would love to have more cute clothes, piercings and uhm. a collar...>Contact info goes here...miraclepuppy
>Sex27/M/straight>LocationNYC - but travel occasionally.>What are you looking for?Born in Russia, immigrated with my family to NY when I was 6.I work as a programmer, remotely from home.I also have my own small company that I started 4 years ago, making video gamesSo I do okay financially. But I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm introverted so I mostly just stay at home, watch Youtube or play games. Walk my dog.Sometimes I like to travel, bounce around different countries, spending a few weeks or a few months in each.Recently I visited Dubai, India, and Vietnam.It doesn't matter what country you are from, I would be interested in getting to know you and talking to you. Girls only please, no gays or trans.I keep mostly traditional values.Not looking for sexual or explicit convos.I like science, history, animals, youtube, true crime, philosophy.>Discord:thecreatortcgAlso, the following applies to anyone: if you are interested in programming, video editing and vlogging, social media, entrepreneurship - reach out to me. I'm looking to collab with people and possibly fund a business.
>>33068413See my post above this one
ASL29/MtF(post-op)/Oregon (not gonna move)/Forever NEET>Favorite sub-genreMetalhead/goth>Favorite band(s)Ghost, Depeche Mode, Ozzy Osbourne, etc>Favorite show you’ve been toGhost, Deadmau5, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper>Favorite MovieGhostbusters, Back To The Future, Beetlejuice, Batman 1989, Christine>Physical descriptionWhite, 5'11, dirty-blonde hair, some tattoos on my arm, glasses, blue eyes, deaf (I wear hearing aids and have the accent). I dress like a typical metal head in all black. >Looking forA biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time). I like nerds too and horror movie enthusiasts. I enjoy cosplay even though I can’t afford cons and don’t look good in cosplay or know how to make it. I’d like to go to thrift stores together n look for collectibles.>Not looking forMen of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks>Contactsimdabat95
>NEET or provider?provider>Location? Feel like moving?stockholm>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?25/m/straight, 170cm, skinnyish , half spanishim an engineer, very geeky, i get into strange hobbies all the time. i like old analogue electronics and recently got into film photography. i spend most of my free time with my online friends hanging around or playing games. i love music and concerts i listen to a lot of weird shit.>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house ruleslooking for a girl to keep me company, keep the house warm>Your ideal match be like....?a nice girl, nerdy/gemer/weeb type. someone who wants to improve themselves and not be a neet forever>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?im offering a place to live, not giving money away>Contact info goes here...discord: mfmoog
>NEET or provider?Provider>Location? Feel like moving?Germany, Bavaria. I can move, but preferrably inside or close to Bavaria.>Age, sex (real)?26, M, 182cm tall, 105kg>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulesI'm honest, I like loli porn (only fictional of course). And I just want a woman who can love me despite that. Or maybe even shares some weird fetishes with me. I don't judge.Hopefully a long term relationship can grow out of it ^^>Something about myselfI'm nerdy and was never a big fan of socialising. I am a brony and my hobbies are chess, indie games and honestly watching youtube. I also do sports like unicycling and ..well hiking.>Your ideal match be like....?A woman with a personality that matches mine. I'm friendly and humble. I'm very helpful and don't want to take advantage of someone. I have dark humour and nieche interests that I can talk about for hours.I don't care what race you are, or if you are chubby. I am really just the personality guy from the memes.>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?I am an Elektrician, but because I got a new shitty boss and things got complicated I work as a delivery driver part time at the moment. I own a paid off apartment (72m2) in good condition that I currently rent out. I currently still live with my parents. I could move out at any moment, but just haven't had any reason to do so.>Contact info goes here... Discord: purringearthquake
>>33068413dynklo
Sexy latina cachonda kik 270031
>NEET or provider?neet>Location? Feel like moving?us >Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?20 f>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rulessomeone who wants to talk everyday or just send random stuff to for minimum daily human interaction. i have a lot of anxiety/trauma around sex so having a plausible excuse to do sexual stuff lets me rationalize doing it without feeling horrible. >Your ideal match be like....?someone who likes coercing me in a non corny way, no erp or anything. someone who will ask me questions and lead the convo, im bad at that. >Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?i dont need housing and cash/paypal is too hard to set up anonymously. the easiest for me is using my amazon wishlist .>Contact info goes here...lex24751
