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my ideal BF -
>white
>talkative and extroverted, nice to me consistently, prone to random tangents, weeb too and a PC gamer, has steam

discord tag is chickenclaw3

I'm a short bbw living in southern California

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Discord: homer_hesiod_and_sappho

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>>33137966
>their qualities
around 18-23 White, Turkic, East Asian, pale between 4'9 - 5'7 tall, thin/skinny/medium body, round face, button nose, short - medium black or blonde hair with bangs

ambitious, edgy, clingy, hiki, virgin, obsessive, affectionate

>their interests
Sperg for artistic things, paranormal, magic, esotericism, bizz, politics, military, history, fashion, IT, medicine
>their location
Doesn't matter as long as the time difference ain't that big from EET and you're willing to move out with me, got my own place and I may help my dad with his businesses

>your qualities
White 21 yo, broad shoulders, average body, short light brown hair, dark eyes, crooked nose
>your interests
anime, fashion, military stuff, gaming, paranormal, history, politics, gym, combat sports, cooking, music making, 3d modelling

>your location
Transylvania, Romania

>discord
sakevi

>>About Me

A little about myself! I am a 23 year old male college student! I am studying engineering and very interested in technology, gaming, and computers! Also big into anime!

>>What I am looking For!

I have a crippling addiction to big booty girls, and I also have a small 4 inch dick. So naturally I love stroking with guys that are much bigger than me! In addition to the typical horny talk, I also just want a friend that I have a genuine connection with online. That is the biggest challenge when it comes to find a gooner pal and I am hoping I can find that 'click' here! Some of my criteria which is pretty loose, preferably someone older than me, and with a bigger cock than me! Someone that can feed porn, ideally big booty porn heh my addiction! And someone comfortable with controlling when I stroke my cock and comfortable with me calling them daddy!

>>Not looking for

I would prefer not to get ghosted, blocked, or any of that, also not looking for findom or that stuff. I also don't typically send pictures of myself right away or jump into a VC without getting to know someone first!

If this interested you please reach out!

>>Discord
lilbrim

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Me
>Male, 26, Midwest US
>5'11
>Slightly overweight
>White
>Blue eyes
>Gamer + Weeb
>Kind of clingy
>Big trust issues
>Porn addicted
>Kinda cringe
>Loyal

Disc: nespresso_depresso._43800

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>>33137966

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>A/S/L
22 / M / Germany (NRW)

>Long Distance ?
Only if its not too far

>Physical description
Skinny but not anorexic, short black hair, 187cm height

>Hobbies/Interests
Hiking, reading, cooking, getting wasted, vidya, travelling, crafting, learning languages

>Dealbreakers/Not looking for
weird fetishes, lazy chatters, Femboys, Trannies

>Looking for
biological woman

>ideal preferrences
short and not overweight, clingy, plays vidya

>Contact
hieronymus21 (discord)

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whatever's in green is very important
whatever's in blue would be nice

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>>33137966
>my ideal gf:
someone that i can love, someone that can love me.

>my hope:
to be worthy of that.

>disc:
leyphae

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I just want a girl who will actually show interest in me. I'm so tired of always always ---ALWAYS--- being the one who has to initiate conversations with EVERYONE I know.

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>>33138902
i wish they'd just talk like a normal human
i'm so incredibly autistic but even i see to be better at conversation than 99% of these cunts
even the ones that message me first just follow with one or two word answers, never have detailed responses or ask questions
eventually they just ghost me every single time

>>33138902
>>33139487
I know the feeling but if you post your stuff around for long enough you’re pretty much bound to eventually talk to someone decent. Adding someone who gets adds for dozens of other people on here is playing a losing game. If the girl adds you there is some more interest on her part from the start at least so your odds are way better off. Don’t get me wrong I’ve been ghosted plenty of times but even then I still manage to have at least one decent conversation before that point and have learned that there are some genuinely nice people on here even if they’re not that serious compared to me.

>>33139679
i can't just post anywhere though
too many retards try to add me, completely ignoring when i specify i'm only looking for people in my area

>>33139965
Well the amount of people on here isn’t that bad but not ideal for local dating. Establishing an LDR is possible and happens here and there but local stuff is always going to be much more difficult just because of the lack of options. Maybe just say if they’re willing to move to you after a little while it would be alright, otherwise you have to stick to regional threads and occasional anons from your own area that happen to be looking at the board.

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preferences:
> older than 20 (I'm 22)
> reads and writes on a regular basis, willing to exchange journal entries / vague poetry inspired by events from their everyday life, digital penpals basically
> STEM related interests, history, philosophy, or anything else they actually enjoy and have strong opinions on
> creates art in some way shape or form (music, writing, drawing, etc)
> strong character, strong beliefs, strong aspirations
> your own personal interests in terms of entertainment hobbies (we don't have to completely align, I'm open to anything)
> no real preferences in terms of looks, just take care of yourself and be healthy, nothing more
> hold ideas important to them, constantly rethink their opinions and are willing to change if they're proven wrong
> has dealt with mental health issues and can discuss the topic, is generally willing to solve their problems and understand their mind
> knows internet culture but not chronically online
> music taste reflects their personality, or its just music they enjoy
> not looking for a yes man
> is in education or work, STEM preferably
> generally takes care of her health and wellbeing (being into fitness is a bonus)
> prideful but modest, to a rational degree
> seeks authenticity in her life

me:
> mostly what I described above
> european, white, healthy, tall, fit build (if you care about physical appearance)
> honest, straightforward, good conversationalist
> shitpost exchanging, literature, banter, mutual rambling, comfort, dissociation
> midwit intellectual
> can act normie somewhat well
> willing to devote significant attention if we get along
> in education, STEM bachelor
> willing to die for the things I believe in and the people I care for


If distance is too great, I'd love to be friends and exchange words anyway

discord : say_sahlo_folina

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>>33139487
>>33139679
I've gotten adds from a good number of women (or at least "people" or claim to be women) from this site over the past year, but WITHOUT FUCKING FAIL they are complete doormats after the first day. I need to ALWAYS be the person to initiate conversations otherwise I will NEVER hear from them. I'm getting really fucking tired of having to do the heavy lifting in every conversation I have with everyone I meet and everyone else in my life. Nobody EVER talks to me unless I talk to them first.
I've been ghosted before, too. It's whatever at this point. I'm used to it. What I'm never going to get over is feeling like I'm not engaging or interesting enough to start a conversation with given that every single person I know never talks to me unless I start the conversation. I've lived a very eventful life and have a number of creativity-based hobbies, yet not a single fucking person ever comes to me to even so much as tell me about their day.
I hate it. I hate how fucking passive people are around me, and I hate how inert everyone I meet online is. Am I asking for too much? You added me because you saw my descriptions on /soc/ yet you never take a single fucking opportunity to actually talk to me. You can claim shyness all you want, but when it's coming from every single fucking person I meet it makes me feel like I'm the problem.

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>>33137966
>MTF
>22
Looking for someone to spend time with sharing video game interests and talking fashion. I am also interested in anime and don't mind talking about edgy or esoteric cult stuff

https://discord.gg/h3YWXCA9

>>33138902
I'll give you attention & headpats.

>>33140006
that's not an option
i need to meet a person in real life to have any idea how we actually interact, online is an entirely different world

no ones going to suddenly move across the country to be with someone they never met before, nor would they bother spending however much money it would cost just to meet once which still doesn't give you enough information of real interaction

>>33140071
i've been hearing the excuse that they get too many people messaging them
which i know is bullshit because for example on dating sites i'll get ghosted by a girl that isn't putting any effort in and then i find them on 3 other sites
so obviously they're not getting too many options

>>33140111
Not a girl but trust me, two or three adds at a time are fine. When you get 10, 20... It's just impossible to keep up, you get paralyzed and have to drop everyone.

Now imagine getting 200 requests half an hour after you posted an ad here. I remember talking to a BPD girl who showed me her Discord and it looked like a fucking phonebook. I have no idea of how she managed to talk to anyone.

>>33140042

also I'm a guy (obviously)

putting this here because apparently people can't already tell from the post itself

>>33140106
Well you talk over voice chat and other mediums for while before you actually meet up obviously, you don’t just move right over lol. My mom met a guy from another state and she would drive hours to him almost every weekend when they got really close over time. They eventually separated after living together for years because he had an attitude problem but ldr’s work well enough if you’re both on the same page about what you want. Helps to live in the same country too.
>>33140071
just b urself, jk I know how it is but usually women talk more than men for me. Most men are just friend collectors on here

>>33140120
they wouldn't be making multiple accounts all at the same time or posting discord links on a dozen threads if they didn't want the attention that comes with it

>>33140177
voice chat still isn't real life
and i don't have the time or resources to drive hours constantly

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discord:reddragonoverlord

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>>33140111
>>33140120
But the thing is THEY are the ones adding ME. I could understand if I'm one in 200 other people adding them, but I'm the one posting my info for them to see, they're the ones taking my tag and adding me on my contacts. Why am I STILL the one who has to carry every conversation?

>>33140206
this what I'm looking for not me.

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>DON't: Make massive, [...] text-only posts
You've chosen death then.

My ideal is:
>Biological woman
>21+ish, closer to my age the better
>Any height, I don't care
>Skinny/fit/average/curvy. No huge preference outside of not liking big girls.
>Lives outside of her parents' home or dorm room and has real world experience being an adult
>Passionate. Whatever specific interests she may have, is invested into them and cares deeply. Loves learning and exploring new things, ideas, etc.
>Creative and nerdy hobbies. We don't need to share the same tastes. I encourage variance
>Seen some shit or is otherwise not normal in the traditional sense but still mentally stable.
>Doesn't regularly use social media, not subscribed to the outrage and drama machine. You can be terminally online just don't be a retard.
>Not an extremist, areligious or close to it -- you know, a sane person.
>Funny, sarcastic, not afraid of banter.
>Talkative (lol)
>Very high sex drive, kinky

I am, just for context:
>36, male
>6'5", fit. I have gone a little powerlifter mode over the last year, and while I appreciate the strength I'm fucking awful at rock climbing with it. Starting a cut soon and will get lean again.
>Long brown hair, blue-grey eyes, glasses, clean shave, pale, hung
>Live by myself in a house, work from home, probably spend too much time inside
>Hobbies and interests range from the extremely physical to shut-in tier "play games until 6AM" kind. Very artistic, musician with a background in visual design. Love music (a lot), love getting into the detail of how things are made and appreciating them for what they are.
>Has had one hell of a life. Experiences that will make any reasonable person question how I manage to be as "normal" as I am.
>Professional hater. I talk shit about the things I dislike, like. Anything is fair game.
>Kinky, high sex drive

I'm hitting word limit here. If this sounds interesting to you, feel free to reach out.
Disc: randomestburnername

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Wanna meet a bunch of anons and anonettes who are bored, mildly misanthropic, outside of their own culture and interested (read: desperate for) others like them? Join Anon's Anonymous (A_A) to mutually rot, vibe and bant today!

https://discord.gg/YdFPuFK4

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i like making these, they're fun

a little less abstract this time

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>>33137966
26 M looking for F (bio or trans is fine)
>my qualities
Obsessive, creative, attentive. I just want to dedicate absolutely everything to the right person but I am also just out there doing what I luv for myself and it’s own sake.
>my interests
I am a musician and digital artist. I do boxing and Muay Thai, I like being apart of goth / alt spaces, I like to write, watch movies, go on dates and do special things
>my quirks
Dunno if having an anxiety disorder is a quirk but I can find it difficult to believe someone likes me which is kind of a flaw. I suppose I am just terribly lonely and all of it is channeled into an obsessive affection.
>my location
Melbourne Australia. You can be from anywhere but it would be best to have someone in the same country.

>>33141356
my disc is changingchangeling

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>>33137966
Hello...

Goodbye!

freaky.ant

>>33142715
I would like to point out something that some of you may have missed.


Design YOUR ideal partner
Design YOUR
Design YOUR ideal
Design YOUR ideal
Design YOUR
YOUR
YOUR

READ NIGGA READ


Also no fucking europeans, girl or not.

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>tfw no bpd gf like her

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Me: Bio M/ 29/ Southeast PA.
Tall, pale, thin. I thoroughly enjoy music and play bass myself. Would like to find someone close to pic related to chat with and see where things go.
contact: cypher02717

>>33142950
us fag
litreral walking vomit

>>33140219
We can read

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Female 19 Perky Natural Asian
Medical student in training

Kik/Telegram: ladybabes69
Snapchat: flowergirlkiffy

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The type of girl who would respond if I made a love quest sign like this

>>33145838

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>>33140071
Are you actually me? Every single time I've added or had somebody add me I'm ALWAYS ghosted if I don't actively message the other person consistently. They NEVER engage with me first.
I've come to believe it's just because I'm maybe hyper boring because I don't instantly start spewing memes and heehee hoohoo cringe bullshit that most people are used to nowadays for some reason.
I just try to talk to other people about interests and other fun things but I guess I just seem too autistic or I'm forgettable too. I'm just at a loss as to why so I've basically given up to some degree.

>>33149528
Ah, you have haunted DMs too eh? Too many ghosts around now adays. For a day or 2 you think they're there...but then they just disappear.

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>their qualities
23+ stinky femcel thats a shutin and plays vidya games all day
either shaped like a flat twig or pudgy from a junk food diet
girlfailure aesthetic
>their interests
breakcore, /x/, conspiracy videos
has at least 1000 hours into any game
>their QuIrKs
shouts kys or retard whenever they get angry
uses ancient meme lingo and has their mind stuck in the 2000 era
>their location
doesn't matter since I can do LD or we can just stay as online friends

>your qualities
pretty handsy with tools, can cook, and I'm training to be one of the strongest zug zug.
>your interests
mmos, competitive games, jrpgs, retro stuff and anime
>your quirks
I sniff hard and a lot to clear my nostrils
>your location
TX
>your ideal relationship dynamic
hisses at me when I get them to shower
begs for food or headpats like a needy pet
>tag
retro_muscle
>DISCLAIMER
if you dont fit the description then please dont add me just because you found my post "interesting"
dont check my discord often since it takes forever for males to get an add

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>>33150215
this is licherally me, except I am a tranny, are u okay with trannys?

I want an ugly duckling type girl who never fit in but grew up and became a reasonably attractive and well adjusted person.

Such girls are the only ones with tolerable personalities. Normal girls who are showered with praise all their life have retarded insufferable delusional entitled princess mentalities.

>>33150916
contact?

my ideal gf is dominant and sits on my face

>>33149528
A lot of the people here are very damaged and actively self-sabotaging. Try not to internalise it.
I'm on the older side, been using /soc/ for a long time. I've had women from /soc/ tell me they were in love with me within a week of meeting them, then ghost me a couple days later.
A lot of these girls are genuinely terrified of people, they have no idea what they are doing, and they can freak out even when they get attached to someone.
>I guess I just seem too autistic or I'm forgettable too
Your post is coherent and intelligent and I'm not kidding when I say that puts you above most of the men here. If you don't send dick pics and you can keep a girl's interest, even if you're doing all the work, then you really are being way too hard on yourself.

>>33152959
THIS

>>33152954
discord: cindyyy. (do add the full stop :)

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>>33152909
most people seem to think pic related looks like a hag but i think shes gorgeous, though i can understand how people would think she's below average

too bad women like that are so incredibly rare, even more so in my state where it seems no one ever even uses any online platforms with which to find partners so there's virtually 0% chance that i'll ever find one

>>33153515
Most people come to an ideal thread to NOT talk about things.
Be like most people

>>33153530
i wasn't really paying attention
i have multiple different dating related threads up, i guess just to brood on

Honestly this is gonna sound weird but like my ideal gf is a woman that isnt into politics and is more chill than anything but still cares.
Like shed be my gf and we would love each other but wed treat each other more like really good friends rather than that lovey dovey stuff.

>>33153568
Oh yeah Im a dumbfuck I forgot to add she also in the age range of 19-21

>>33152959
my ideal gf is submissive and sits on my face when I command her to

Me
>31/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you

Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)

Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.

Vulcanore on discord

>>33153515
She is definitely more of an "unconventionally attractive" type. She has nothing about her that is objectively "ugly".
That said, she receives hate because she's less "cutesy" than other contestants and also not fat so she can't be called a fat pig.

>>33149528
Don't be too hard on yourself, same has happened to me all the time so far, generally I either get 1-2 replies or none at all. I do feel shitty sometimes from this, but you gotta understand that a lot of the people here can barely hold a conversation and sometimes won't even try, so it's really not your fault.

>>33140071
Preach, brother. I've had too many girls add me only to be passive as fuck after our greeting. Half the time it's not even ghosting, it's just "do all the hard conversation work for me".

No its not you neither is it any of the other anons affected by this that are not total schizos or have the personality of a piece of pebble.
The reason most of these conversations die even if they were seemingly good is that after some time Discord wants you to provide a phone number for verification with no bypass for that.
Now I assume a lot of people just do not do that and let that account die and hence become ghosts.

>>33140071
>>33156638
It's because the gender ratio is fucked. I've asked girls before out of curiosity, they literally get dozens of adds in the first 1 or 2 hours after posting their tag. 4chan is one of the worst places in the world to meet women.

>>33140071
based kermitpilled
conversationmaxxer

>>33158021
If that mattered you wouldn’t see the same girls posting here for months or years, most of the guys who add them are terrible to talk to.

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ideal type:
preferably white
clingy
5'8+
is ok with long distance
likes to read (or at least be literate!)
likes animals
gamer and would teach me how to play
patient with me
likes the outdoors
likes banter and trolling but not an edgelord
inspires me to want to be better
will tell me all about their day including the tiny "useless" details
eventually want to vc

NLFR:
people who couldn't read the entire post
people who use the word "yapping"
potheads (just about any other drug is ok)
troons
obese
valorant players ...
people who half-ass convos

tag:
pls post urs and i'll add. last time i posted mine i got overwhelmed and did not connect with anyone i talked to. most people don't even bother reading the post properly

you WILL give me ur usn and talk to me okay

>>33158173
my discord is dmndati

>>33158173
xenoboned
Bit more of a self aware edgelord.

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>>33140071
Welcome to being an adult male, buddy!
In my experience most dudes have felt like this at one point , hang in there.

>>33158173
fit this pretty well : ) let me chat w you all day!
cutefixitboy

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it is hard to imagine someone that does not exist, but it is harder to draw myself in a way that doesn't make me look like an idiot
probably because I probably do look like an idiot, but I will not admit that
contact me on discord @ witheralt
this is an alt account, I'm willing to migrate friends to my main when I trust them enough

>>33158173
cool1yeah I swear I know someone like this

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my ideal obsessed weirdo
got a lil busy and dropped off for a bit
25/f/NC
*important: must be willing to visit, sooner than later, prob this summer! i wanna have funnn

when you add me, please save image and highlight which things fit you, in the context of like... "this is how i would act if enamored with someone" so i can read over and see if you're a good fit. thank you :)
*do not apply if you don't want to make out with my feet
discord is nekrosister

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Straight up literally the most perfect partner to exist, if this sounds like you feel free to add me I am in LOVE with total dorks who sound like this

shelliton

(Ignore the fact it's a new account I lost access to my old one due to fun stuff)

>>33158173
Unlikely that you'll even be looking at this at this point, but you seem genuinely nice to get to know

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Looking for nerdy guy that willing to undergo into longterm mommy/son relationship

Kik : Princesstiffany20

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WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER
-If I take your virginity, I promise I'll never leave you.
-666
-Conventionally good looking
-In great shape and will always be in great shape
-Will never go bald
-Not autistic
-Smart and hardworking, not one of those coping dummies who say smart but lazy
-Will carry you in video games
-Will choke you

POSSIBLE NEGATIVES
-Old (Early 30s)
-Ethnic
-Don't want to do long distance so I hope you're east coast USA

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Discord: .winterenjoyer
Don't bother adding if you're underaged, male, taken, not a virgin, psychotic, psychopathic, and/or cluster B

>>33158173
pollux_95682
I physically match your ideal and I do not have any of your NLFRs

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discord is ketaminehcl

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>their qualities
built like fannon Hex Maniac
Long hair
Curves to kill
Sweet/soft features in general

>their interests
Anime, videogames, nerd stuff, LotR, Star Trek (pre 2010), baking, general cute girly stuff

>their quirks
sweet, caring, motherly, bit of a naughty side, loyal, funny, talks to me every day

>their location
Preferably USA, willing to go visit global though

>extras
Someone willing to work with someone with very little dating experience who wants full on love and commitment.
Also wants to move in or see each other within a few weeks not months or years
Prefer VC and video calls
Doesn't mind I'm in my 30s.

/

>your qualities
32
6'2 look like bootleg Elon Musk.
Can't grow a beard.
Potbelly but other wise not bad

>your interests
videogames, anime, gundams, baking, conspiracy theories.

>your quirks
Loyal, kind, mindful, passionate, willing to sacrifice, dedicated, honest

>your location
Florida USA

>extras
Willing to move basically anywhere.
Will never lie to you and will open up super quick
Interested in many hobbies and willing to learn about yours.

Discord
ray.olight

>>33166078
Your and my are not interchangeable here.
Your post is confusing

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>>33137966

27/M/USA

>their (stuff)
Covered everything pretty well in the image. Not everything is required for me to like someone, but similar interests (platonic/romantic/sexual) are a must, and my preference for body type is unfortunately non-negotiable.
>their location
Preferably somewhere in the USA since different citizenship complicates things massively. I'm looking for someone I'd want to spend my life with, and getting together in person is obviously important.
>your (stuff)
You can see my post from the "post yourself" thread here, should have everything covered: >>33067850 If you have any questions feel free to ask.
>your ideal relationship dynamic
Gentle femdom/role reversal
>Contact
soldier69

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i'm not interested in depicting myself

>me
clackamas, male, 25, white, green eyes, brown hair, 6'4, ~200lb
5-6/10 face
very autistic, very reserved, very simple
i do leatherwork and many other crafts
collecting and restoring antiques and cars
digital artwork and photography
too many other minor interests to list

>>33144810
two people added me thinking I was the girl

>>33158173
Hiya! If you check back here, should add me, I fit what you're looking for :3
disc: Lisitsa

>>33166219

I wrote it late at night and was eepy.

>>33166078
I am a man looking for this. I am not a big titty mommy who will fix you. My bad guys

Bump and pump

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>>33152909
sounds like literally me

>>33166246
wake up dude that is non existent

>>33168983
It aint going to stop him from posting it in every thread

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need sleepy trans gf... (i'm afab non binary)
i will give you a list of quirks and traits i have! i don't feel like putting them here
contact is @friendlypilled on discord!

>>33153656
hello I was wondering if you have an email address I could reach out to. I think I meet many of your desired qualities so maybe we would get along if we talk. I don't have discord however.

>>33168979
Ok, but does my follow up post also activate your almonds?

>>33162674

bump

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>>33137966
>Their gender
Bio Female
>Their age
23+
>Their body type
Not anorexic or a mass of muscle/fat
>Their race/nationality
White.
>Their personality
Doesn't really matter to me as long as she has one.
>Their interests
Anything that isn't extremely normie, please!

>About (me)
29 bio male that's 5'10" & 150 lbs. I tread a trapeze wire of full-time work, preparing to go back to school, and a small social circle. I work in customer service, so I absolutely despise most people. I do not talk to people unless I think they are worth my time! I clock out of work, exercise, and then spend the night talking shit to my friends I've known for over a decade thanks to XBL. I've only had two physical partners.

>Contact
Discord's in the pic, if you want it.

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Doesn't exist but might as well

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I'm 18/M/USA. Just looking for someone to talk to, I'm open to VC and watching stuff but only after we've known each other for a while.

>discord
adelightfulevening

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ideal:
>26
>F
>not a virgin
>not hypersexual
>often reads
that's all she wrote

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> Me
Male / 26 / 160 lbs / 5'11" / White-Asian / southern California
>Discord:
shinobidog

>>33174975
>life is so gorgeous and beautiful but instead of contributing anything meaningful to sustain, preserve and progress it, I will dedicate myself to a figment of my imagination

>>33137966
my ideal GF
1. Eats frogs.
2. Fucks hogs.
3. Is French.
4. Wears trench.


leave your discord tag here

>>33176063
>is
Isn't.

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>>33162184
Holy SHIT bros we're all gonna make it, I no longer am searching though thank you for the adds

>>33177249
Congrats Anon! I hope everything goes right with her.

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am age-appropriate female on west coast. please reply with a tiny bit about yourself and your @.
i will add. thank you!

>>33178081
That's me but I'm not from USA :(

>>33178081
i think i meet a majority of that but where in the west coast are you?

>>33168983

In the entirety? Yes, that's exceedingly rare and unlikely to be found in a place where there's barely any actual women to begin with. But as I said, it's an idealized compilation of things I find attractive. Not all of it is strictly necessary.

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Discord is duckytor, message if you want

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(to make it clear, I'm the one on the right) A bit of extra info,1.69m tall and 50kg. Have a bunch of hobbies and interests. Ask me more personally if you're curious. If you're:
- able to hold a conversation
- not gonna ghost after adding
- matching some things from the pic

Add me on discord: dantheculturedman (it's an alt, if we have a good convo I'll switch to main)

Not looking for:
- trans
- those that are only here for horny

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Discord: bluecube8577

>>33171018
Sorry for the delay, ya I got a throwaway email at thedougler126@gmail.com

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if any of you gals out there look like this drop your contact info immediately or i will cry

>>33178081
pavol999_04327
I like I fill every box besides west coast, but hey, I'm willing to travel. Message me later.

>>33174975
>>33176063
>>33176519
Instead of celebrating the fact someone posted something other than the braindead "need big tiddy goth gf" on this board, you needlessly deride a perfectly innocent statement.
>hurr durr bringing glory to God is equivalent to ambivolence!
The complete opposite is the case. We bring glory to God by working honestly, having children, making everyday things beautiful. Absolutely low IQ take. Please find God.

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I don't know if you exist and I'm scared to post but here we go

Just to be sure my discord is .konekomancer.

It's a throwaway so if I don't add you right away I'm sorry!!

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disc: _vexxy1_

As this is "ideal" nothing is really mandatory, well besides age.

A bit about me: -29
-NA (est) timezone
-probably a bit autistic
-super into lore, worldbuilding, writing
-will watch deep dives, video essays, documentaries with you
-will hyperfixate on a game sometimes
-a little bit of a hopeless romantic
-have a full time job with benefits, etc
-honestly im not great with these and id love to just get to know someone organically. Really willing to put the time and effort into someone if they are willing to do the same c:

disc: _vexxy1_

>>33182685
For the people unaware ENM is ethical non monogamy, this is a whore so dont waste your time if you want something serious

What apps do zoomer girls use nowadays? It feels like Tinder/Badoo aren’t popular among them.

>>33183006
wtf is badoo LOL
do u mean dating apps? we dont rlly use dating apps its mostly thru just contacting on twitter/insta these days
the popular dating apps r hinge/bumble tho , no one rlly uses tinder its for normies who just wanna fuck and we all r aware of this

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Hey there ! my name is Chanell tiffany but you can call me Miss Chanell, Based in Enfield London. Im here to seek a determined submissive kinky guy that willing to undergo into long term ownership basis online or IRL.willing to try to things and explore my limits as long as i found the right guy for me. if you're interested, feel free to message me thru KIk at ExclusiveChanell

>>33183362
if everyone uses it, isn't it for normies now?

>>33183003
thanks man you saved me a lot of trouble.
it's not eay finding good matches as a metalhead

>>33183003
>>33183930

I’m not surprised you guys feel this way, but I’m not upset either. I would enjoy if people like you stayed far away from me please. :c

I am trying sincerely to find something special. If what I have to offer doesn’t suit you, just move along with your lives.

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Discord: ozentherealone

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just a shy egirl-- looking for my senpai :3

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Hello ladies. I am a slightly autistic sigma looking for my weak submissive beta female...

>>33184781
mrmustardseed
I will rouse you from your sleep and we will walk together on the path, hand in hand while the birds sing our arrival
(I also like gaming and will game with you)

>>33184781
xbrucexd

>>33184781
>>33184792
Loool nice.

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PLEASE LOOK AT THE IMAGE
-
About me: MtF autistic neet (UK) looking for her fun chubby bf to save her.
I have an introduction card of myself for whoever is interested and somewhat fits the criteria.
Discord: Cindyyy. (add the full stop)

>>33185051
Uhm how do you plan to have a family as a mtf troon? Do you think he can impregnate your asshole? Have you fallen so far down the rabbithole you believe gay ass babies are feasible like periods?

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>me
active, light skinned guy who likes to run and has veiny arms
>looking for
cute girl or boy (feminine)
>kinks
ddlg, cnc, choking, ageplay, love, spanking, biting, gagging, throat fuck, experimenting with other kinks
>interests
anime, games, cooking, nursing, drinking responsibly, reading books
>ideal relationship dynamic
cute, caring, compassionate, fun, kinky, comfy, and calls often
>discord
kekleoncel
picunrel

>>33158642
no longer looking
I did not truly expect to meet someone this awesome, wish you guys luck

>>33171045
dang I'm at the other side of the globe

>ASL
27/M/Georgia, USA - I'm straight.

>wholesome fantasies
I want to spoil and be spoiled. Really want someone I can share my thoughts, interests, and concerns with. I'm big into doing activities together. Date nights, game nights, book nights. Whatver nights as long as they're together.

>about yourself
I am black. Professionally: Currently work in the IT sector in a really stable field. Planning on going back to school later in the year as well to further myself. WFH as-well with a house in a good, quiet part of the state.

Other: I think everyone says they're chill and laid-back, so I'm not gonna put it lmao. I'm excitable about alot of things, and I love to get people pumped about their interest. I've spent time researching subjects just to push conversation with someone on my previous train commute. Outside of work some of the things I'm big into are pickleball, litrpg, card games (Yugioh currently). Currently have one dog and a cat.

Does anyone like Reverend Insanity or Lord of the Mysteries?

I own a good-sized house with an actual hilly backyard. I like plants and love to plant.

>Do you want/have kids?
I want kids, bio or not. If I adopt, I'd love to adopt with someone and give a kid or two a home.

>looking for
I would love someone who has ambitions. They do not have to be professional, but I want to support you. I want to push my SO further and vice-versa. If you're a reader that'd be lovely as-well, and we don't even have to share the same love of genres. Even if you don't have an interest that corresponds with mine, I'd still love to get to know you :) I've picked up so many things over the past two years from people, and every person is a new journey.


>not looking for
I am not interested in anyone under 22 and no one over 30. No men, racists.

>contact
discord: kennytoe

>>33185094
Don't expect reason from the delusional.

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ds: lonelyloserakg

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>their qualities
Bio Male Over 5'11 any race, any hair ,style any hair color and eyes color ,Russian English or Spanish speaker + if You are in the military
>their interests
Visual novels, marriage, Male dom, breeding ,Size Difference, want a housewife
>their location
I'm fine with long distance but you have to have enough money to take me out of my country and marry me

>your qualities
5'1 virgin ,Bio female , pale latina ,I have all the household skills, small tits big ass
>your interests
Visual novels anime manga and Russian literature books

>>33186824
contact? :(

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>>33137966
jin_the_samurai just in case...

>>33186824
Add me on disc briefingmoto

>>33186824
Add me. Love Russian lit and lit in general and speak both English and some Russian.

Disc: _raskol_

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Just wanted to doodle really
>>33187696

>>33180581
Bumping so email anon can find this

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>>33180601
bumping plus adding my own on there because i wanna

CAPTCHA: !!!HAG!!!!!VWX (voil doubled extreme)

>>33137966
soooo this is a bit of a stretch and i don't think anyone would be willing to do this but i'll try

i would like someone that gets me out of poverty and makes me move in with them.
i'd either be a stay at home gf that takes care of the house, cleaning, cooking (i'm not the best at it but you can give me a chance to learn i guess) and if you like to fuck i like to fuck too but you have to be good looking with a big d. otherwise if you want a friend or arm candy or make someone else jealous (idk) and want to make me move in i'm open for it, again i'm very loyal and trustworthy, i just don't want to be neet + want friends because i do not have one single friend except for my mom and my therapist. my family is great and educated i was just given a bad deal in life and i hate my city so much. i've been bullied tirelessly for no reason and i want to get out and just start somewhere else (in a safe space, please, because i can defend myself and will if needed, if there is no reason to i am cool).

i posted my noods here if you really want to see them i kinda don't care. (thread is /sma/)

i'm a stoner so that's the only thing you'd have to worry about - but if you are a stoner too i guess that's a wrap?

it's not like i don't want to get a job i'm just looking for a connection and someone that works in pair with me at getting me set up somehwere else. i have support from therapy etc but it's taking way too much time to get hired here (I live in Italy) and i just want to move out.
i have a high school degree and am 26.

if you are not interested in this at all just do not reply to this post. if you're interested my discord is rubbertree#3435

i'm not looking to be a gold digger at all i'm the most generous person in the world and the hardest worker. and if i wasn't i probably wouldn't even be poor. genuinely just want an opportunity and a friend to chill with.

>>33188710
Whats your body count? Are you white? If we hit it off, do you want kids?

>>33188710
forgot to say i'm female lmaooo

some one to take my farts fr

>disck
gospae

>>33188710
34/M/EST professional & stoner male looking for exactly this kind of arrangement as a provider. Your tag isn't working, add .d.r.o.p.

>>33185051
I'm basically this but not the music part and I'm skinny with a feminine face and a tiny bit of chub.

>>33188732
the discord tag? i think it's without the tag
rubbertree3435

>>33183940
>i want to find something special
>but also even if youre everything I want you still arent enough for me because I need a constant flow of fuckboys
Scum

>>33188721
>stay at home gf
>im female
We got it.

>>33183940
I wasnt interested to begin with, i just think its important to indicate what ENM is in a thread like this. Wouldnt want some guy getting suckered in thinking you wanted a serious relationship.
>>33183930
Glad to help bud

>>33188938
Lots of big feelings being had. Let em out, pal. <3

>>33188710
>rubbertree#3435
doesn't work. I'm 31 from Slovenia

>>33188719
shes admitted to posting nudes on 4chan and only being willing to have sex with large dick, are you really concerned whether or not shes a whore when she spelled it out for you?

Any british girls in the thread?

>>33189212
I dont care about being a voyeuristic type of whore ive posted my cock online for years i was doing it omegle so much im sure more people have seen my cock than anyones seen this girls cunt on 4chan. Only care about the number of entries

>>33180601
>>33188603
let me know if you find her because I will then fight you to the death

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>>33137966
discord
_squidman_
not looking for something temporary, ideally, be willing to date and consider moving in with me if we connect. I've been wronged many times so I will be sceptical and probing at first. If ur scared of getting attached, don't bother.

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>discord
mcboots

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>Ideal traits in a partner:
-literally built & has the aura of pic related
-Extremely vocal & talkative
- has her own career/passion she's pursing/had experience with
-Gremlin personality
-Hornier than me. Sends me porn/nudes/asks/begs for sexual attention unsolicited.
-Loves deep dialogue like I do
-chubby, fat
-is not afraid to show emotions at all
-is willing to be wrong & grow from mistakes
-loves to spend time at length discussing ideas
-goes on autistic rants often
-Will wake me up with their twitching asshole for fun
-heavily into games & anime and genuinely has passion behind both. Brings up topics to discuss
-Extreme taboo kinks they're heavily into
-Will spend all day with me
-Interested in building something real
Discord: TuffPuppy
Kik: NechronomiconEnjoyer

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>>33137966
my favorite threads

>>33189352
no hits yet but when it happens can we recreate the Kiryu vs Mine fight on top of a hospital?

>>33186824
discord: holidayfling

English speaker, 6'0, I'd love to have a cute little housewife to come home to from my work <3

>>33186824
jubilant_fawn_69125
I think we'd get along well.

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posting here again
about me:
>20
>brown hair
>5’7”
>average weight i’d say (around 130 lbs)
>weeb (into anime such as Madoka Magica, Steins;Gate, The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, Clannad, Higurashi, and Welcome To The NHK)
>into lots of music but especially emo post-hardcore, witch house, myspace era scene music, and breakcore/lolicore
>i want to go to school for web design some time in the future but i’m currently working
ideal gf:
>girl (duh)
>18 - 25
>chubby or fat
>weeb
>relatively more outgoing than me to help me out of my shell
>profic/proship
>open minded about music and passionate about music
>chill
>likes to be lewd
>edgelord
>nature lover
>dominant but not sadistic
my discord is lolifloofer ! and you don’t have to check every box, i’m just listing every ideal quality i can think of here.

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Me:
_31/female/straight/USA-East Coast
_Inquisitive, quiet. Not evil. Enjoys dumb humor and absurdity. I think I’m mostly a good person, mostly. I can be clingy if I like you. I like learning and I’m open minded to an extent (etc. there’s only two genders).
_Brown hair and dark eyes. No tattoos. Ghostie colored skin. 5’5”ish. Average/146.8lbs; hard an injury past few months hindering my ability to workout. Better now and working on getting back into /fit/.
_Boots. Black. Tie-dye. Sometimes dresses.
_Books (re-reading the LOTR trilogy). Politics. Philosophy. Anything 80’s. Horror films. Music. Running. Hiking. Taking baths. Art (water colors). Fancy Cooking occasionally.
_Conservative. Unvaxxed. Not particularly religious.
_Work fulltime. Make more than the average wagie. Money is easy.
_80’s-90’s Punk. Classical. Electronic music. Some rock music from the 60’s-70’s.
_ >LDR?
No thanks. Sorry.
_I want something real. Something that can last a long time.

MINIMUM STANDARDS FOR PARTNER:
_I have found that I don’t connect with young people. I like old people. I’d prefer you to be late 20’s and above. But not older then 37.
_Honesty. Intelligence.
_Physical attributes- the pale gargoyle is my type. Points for physically strong guys I can playfully push around. Active.
_Not a bum.
_No cluster b personality disorders
_I like people that have some skeletons. Pain is alluring.

Add me on discord. c0rruptfil3

>>33192673
>Can be clingy if I like you.
That's a given

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Might as well take a shot. I'm scared to date, but maybe another will strike a cord with me. Lets get to know each other.

Not every quality is necessary just don't have DID BPD or NPD. But i insist get into gothic fashion and music with me.

>your qualities

5'11 Mixed Male (mostly white) 23yo, curly hair, dad bodied. committed and ambitious, not hyper sexual but can appease that. Christian. College junior. Good communication. I view cheating as more abhorrent than cold blooded murder.

>your interests
TTRPGs, PC gaming, Watching shows and movies, Big into horror, don't watch anime often but will with you, morbid topics, theology and spirituality, psychology, language learning, I also gym.

>your quirks
ADHD (diagnosed) and might be autistic (undiagnosed)
Big into gothic fashion and music, can have long winded discussions about whatever my current fixation is and whatever yours is. Might have trouble with social ques on occasion. Open minded, loves learning new things and useless info. Right leaning politically and ideals, but apolitical as a whole.

>your location
USA, MS. Whatever yours is i don't care, ldr isn't a problem for me as long as we visit eventually.

Contact: Discord: gask

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I really want to take this as smoothly and slowly as is comfortable for the both of us. I'm fine with LDR but I want to eventually visit often or one of us relocating for the other.

>Their qualities:
Female, any hair colour and style will do but I have a particular thing for wavy hair, I'd prefer if you were white, latina or asian but anything else or mixed is totally fine.

Family-oriented, doesn't matter if you're extroverted/introverted, as long as we can enjoy each other's company and conversations.

>Their interests:
Literature, music (if we have similar tastes, great! If not, I'd love to share and appreciate what you like to listen to), video games, tabletop roleplaying games, LARP (I want to eventually go to a big, proper fantasy LARP event with you as my beloved shield maiden <3)

>Their location:
As mentioned before, I don't mind if we're in an LDR. Ideally I'd want to find someone within the EU so that it's not a burden on either of our wallets to visit regularly.

>>33180301
For the sake of the find in page feature, in seeking isfj 6w5 flve persons

>>33194390
literally no human being has ever gone out of their way to search isfj 6w5 flve

>>33194441
This is true. And I won't ever google it. If someone is going to hide behind yet another tag that barrier is to high for entry.

bumping for funsies

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30 m est

Mortuus_ursi

>Ideal partner
She got BIG titties

Me
>31/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you

Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)

Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.

Vulcanore on discord, email is thedougler126@gmail.com

>>33152959
Same except she farts too :3

>>33199151
girls don't fart, they poot

M24 France
I just want a smelly chubby/bbw girlfriend
Snap : babble1999

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my ideal bf or gf. dont worry if you don't fit all the criteria, you can message anyway. im not overly picky.
me:
>male
>18
>canada
>likes horror
>draws cartoons and plays music
>chubby, but not obese
>5 foot 10
>long curly brown hair
>submissive
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>will write you poetry if i really love you
>shy
>autistic and bipolar
>into violent/gory media
>collects CDs
>masochistic
>non-denominational christian
my discord is @stophurtingm3

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Oh lord, I'm kind of anxious about posting this but well.
>Ideal partner qualities
You'll find them in pic related! Appearance-related stuff is not obligatory or exclusive, same with race. It's just a bit of a preference, but I can find most people attractive or charming to look at.

>My qualities + location
I'm a 22 year old woman from South America, I'm overweight (not morbidly obese, but yes chubby) and suffer from a couple of mental health conditions, including depression and BPD. I'm 1.59 meters tall if it's important, and white/caucasian.
>My interests
I love music, writing, videogames (specially retro or RPG), occassionally reading, drawing, creating stories and learning new things constantly. I love animals and biology, and I studied medicine in college but had to leave because of economic issues. (I'm poor as dirt lol).
>My quirks
I tend to overanalyze and overthink a lot of things, and I tend to dissociate kind of often and need some time for myself to just stare at a wall or try to put my thoughts in order. I'd love to have someone to talk to constantly, but I don't mind taking some time to answer eachother back and forth. I do suffer from depressive episodes every week, but can manage my symptoms better with some love and support.

>Ideal relationship dynamic
I'm broke as hell and I don't expect for my partner to take care of me economically at all, since I am looking feverishly for a decent paying job. But I would like a long distance relationship planning to meet sometime in months (or years in an extreme case) if things go well. I'm open to kinky stuff but I really need to feel a good emotional connection to get in the mood. I don't want just a boyfriend, I want a best friend, partner, and someone who I can care for and can care for me, at least emotionally.

>NOT LOOKING FOR
Shitty people. If you're an ass I'll just delete you.

My discord is crippling_depression_enjoyer, I hope we can get along!

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discord wait4what1

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>>33137966
I am posting here for the offchance that someone like that actually exists in this world.
If she exists, chances are she might end up here.
Also: my location is Germany, I am fine with LDR before marriage.
email: seekandyouwillfind77@gmail.com
discord: seekandyouwillfind77_56072

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my ideal gf:

>literally any girl who likes me

>>33205623
oh
discord is oliveboii btw

My ideal gf.
>white
>weeb
>big tits.
that's it. Literally.

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>>33137966
Me
>asl
25/m/nyc
>physical appearance
I'm 6'1" handsome redhead with hazel eyes. I have an average build but I do work out. As far as dress is concerned I'm kinda a normie, button down flannel and jeans sorta vibe. I will be joining the military soon(expect top gun/officer and a gentleman vibes.)
>interests
Classical music, citypop, Japanese lit, cooking, wine, aviation, cats, anime, etc.

You
>asl
women 18-30 who would be willing to move to me I can't move to you and I can elaborate why if you add me.
>physical appearance
my main thing is you having natural red hair, I cannot stress this enough. Do not add me if you aren't naturally red headed, no strawberry blondes, no brunettes, real redheads. I want my kids to look like me please and thank you. Aside from that be generally attractive and not obese.
>interests
I listed mine but even if you're one of those people who just does then anime and video games thing that's cool. I have enough niche interests and hobbies for the both of us, trust me.
>other
I don't really care your past just be single and don't have an STD or a kid. Personality wise just don't be a dick or too chronically online in a bad way. I also need someone who is willing to move with me and compromise so ideally whatever your profession is you can do it remotely or if you prefer be a stay at home mom, either works.

discord:catman45

>>33200397
Brazil?
Only looking for bf or just friends are ok too?

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I made this trying to help me get a grasp of who I want so I guess I'll post it here.
Shot in the dark, still trying for this and get past my fear of relationships.
We can also just be friends.
Pref in the southwestern US
disc @abrogative

>>33208240
Sorry, I deleted this. I can't really do this rn
Good luck to all of you though

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Probably a longshot since I'm a weird fuck but here goes.

- 29/M/EU
- I'm kinda slim. I'm 1,75 79kg give or take. I like video games and movies and TV series. And cats.
I'm very lonely and want someone to connect with.
I just want a woman that is patient and kind. Watch the sunset together by the beach, holding hands. Watch a movie all snuggled up. Eventually start a family you know
- A woman loving and caring that wants a man to spend her rest of her life with
- Liars. People that are not willing to risk it all no matter how much time it takes.
- panpan2755

>>33208184
Same poster as this! >>33200397 I'm not from Brazil, sadly.
I don't mind people who are looking to be friends! I will say though, I'm getting quite a bunch of friend requests, so... I can't promise I'll add everyone who adds me. Sorry. I really don't wanna ignore anyone or give uninterested responses.

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me:
>26/M/FL
>tall asf (pushing 6'3")
>skinny asf (help)
>white, green eyes
>long hair(non-negotiable EVER)
>really soft and high voice, huge negative I promise. you'll find out when we vc lol
>unironically STILL rocking the band tee+skinny jeans+hoodie look in 2024
>hobbies are pretty much all art and music related, not even going to count gaming since I hardly do it anymore. So I draw, paint, sculpt, etc. I play guitar/piano decently.
>still beating myself up for not wifeshopping at hottopic while it was still a canon option ;-;
Describing myself is just me being hopeful, since I am REALLY feeling that strong urge to settle down, femanons around my age should know what I mean.
Really though I'd just like to know my ideal gf still exists. It's good hopium.

discord: misakilive

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26 / F / Domme / UK

Experienced Domme looking for a determined and willing submissive kinky guy that willing to explore his submissive side with me. Doesnt matter if you're inexperienced as long as you are eager and willing to learn online or IRL

KIK : ExclusiveChanell