- 29/M/EU
- Hello. I'm 1,75 79kg give or take. I like video games and movies and TV series and cats...
I like philosophical talks and just existence and life in general.
I'm very lonely and want someone to connect with deeply. A woman that is patient and kind.
I really just want a simple life with someone else. Watch the sunset together by the beach, holding hands. Watch a movie all snuggled up. Eventually start a family you know
- A woman loving and caring that wants a man to spend her rest of her life with
- Liars. People that are not willing to risk it all no matter how much time it takes.
- panpan2755

>ASL
26/M/Santa Monica, California
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Ex-Hikiki trying to go out and make friends by joining various clubs and going back to college. I was very sheltered all of my life, always locked inside playing videogames. Tried joining the Army to get real life experience. Now, I'm living somewhat comfortably in a Santa Monica apartment a halfhour walk from the beach. I recently started therapy and found out I had schizophrenia, bipolar and aphantasia which I've been coming ti terms with. I quit video games two yeard ago and currently trying to quit using my phone so much (thinking about downgrading to a flipphone).
>What are you looking for in a partner
Someone who cares about me, someone that gets worried if they havent heard from me in a while. I feel uncared for. Ideally, I prefer someone who is also not very extroverted but is trying to improve themselves or atleast has a desire to get better.
>Not looking for
Please no anti-natalists, people over 30 or non North-Americans.
>Discord Tag
smokedsketches

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>ASL
36/M/US/Bi
>Interests
/vr/: PS1, SNES, NES, NDS, SMD, GBA
/g/: DOS, ZXS, Amiga, C64, MSX, PC-98
/mu/: EDM, Hip Hop, Punk, Jazz, Industrial, Nu Metal
/fa/: Nautical, Goth, Visual Kei, Rivethead, Y2K, Shibuya-kei
/int/: French, Dutch, Catalan, Norwegian, Galician, Scots Gaelic
/a/co/: Iyashikei, Mecha, Mahou Shoujo, Cyberpunk, Dieselpunk, Furry
>Looking For
26 to 46 years old. Mature. Caring, loving, and affectionate. Nerdy, geeky, or dorky (cis, trans, or nb) whom I can share and relate mutual interests with. Neuro typical or neuro divergent, who can accept that I am legally autistic, have bipolar disorder, ADHD, and OCD. I don't expect you to like each thing that I do, or to have passion about each thing I follow,
just like I don't expect you to give up your interests and passions when you start seeing each other. But being able to relate and talk to each other about what we care about is an important thing. I come from an abusive child hood and had a rough upbringing as an immigrant
I am okay with being able to share and work through our issues together, but I don't want to have love built around trauma bonds / dumps
>Not Looking For
Calls. Kids, ever. Single parents. Poor hygiene. Gross, weird, or BDSM kinks. Polygamy. Neck beard, facial hair, or hairy men. Drugs, guns, edgy, or horny. I have been working over the years to leave the US and move near Spain, Belgium, Scotland, or Norway. Please nobody outside those regions
My other relations did not work out, because my last partners did not want to move away from their country, and leave their friends and family behind. I respect that, but I am very serious about moving abroad, this is non negotiable
I can accept your height, weight, belief, race, and gender, but I am not staying or going anywhere else. If you just don't see yourself in the future living near Spain, Belgium, Scotland, or Norway, I am not right for you. I can learn Italian, German, Irish, Welsh, Finnish, or Icelandic if needed
>Discord
scotaboo

>>ASL
34/M/US (FL)

>> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Make various kinds of art. Spiritual/technological. Vegetarian. Put some effort into physical fitness despite suffering from health issues and CPTSD. Tall, long reddish hair/beard, pale, blue eyes, face scarred from injury. Usually quiet and a bit shy but can be emotional.

>>What are you looking for in a partner
Most of what I described above. Someone to collaborate with on art projects, have spiritual discussions, exercise with. Would like it if she was vegetarian too and dealing with mental/physical health issues.

>>Not looking for
Guys.
>>Discord Tag
wait4what1

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>ASL - 26 f southern California near Ontario California
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
bedrotting. j-pop listener. huge weeb and PC gamer.
>What are you looking for in a partner -
someone I can call master and is very talkative and extroverted. someone who is a PC gamer too and I can watch him play vidya. has a anime or vtuber or Vidya profile pic on discord.
>Not looking for - e-drama, internet trolls, men who will block me (I have been blocked by men I like all my life and I'm tired of it. however if it's obvious I don't like you that much then I don't care if you block me)
>Discord Tag - chickenclaw3

I can be very distant and hard to talk to due to being harassed all my life. I can also be clingy and pushy if I take a liking to you. if you add me don't get offended if you get either personality of me.

>ASL

20/closeted FtM/UK

>Mental Illness
depression, anxiety, suicidal, self harms, alcohol/weed addict, daddy issues

>About Yourself
im a loser degenerate who works a 9-5 wagecuck job that i hate. i’m also chubby (144lbs, trying to lose weight but constantly going between omad and binging) with body hair. i’m not the cute trans twink you’re probably imagining. i’m closeted because my family is super transphobic but i dress masculine. intp. i am not a good person. i like cute things and plushies.

>Interests
Reading, painting, warhammer, black metal, programming, mlp, gaming (silent hill, resident evil, darkest dungeon, tf2, dead by daylight, boomer shooters), being loudly racist in public

>Kinks
praise, diapers, pet play, age play, grooming, humiliation, plushophilia, forcedmasc, autoandrophilia, joi, chastity, incest, age gaps, edging

>Looking for
a guy or girl (but preferably a guy) to act like my dad. say they’re proud of me, call me son and good boy, etc. it doesn’t even have to be in a sexual way, id just like someone who i can call dad and will treat me like i’m younger. i don’t think i’ll ever be able to have a normal relationship with someone because of my need for an age gap and my drug use, it makes me feel tainted and ruined.

my dad wasn’t around much since i was about 14 and it makes me crave attention from older/fatherly men. i’d prefer someone older.

i’ve always struggled to talk to and maintain relationships with people my own age, we just don’t get along for some reason. i’ve always preferred the company of older men and found them much easier and more interesting to talk to.

i’m open to cutting/starving/burning/hurting myself for you. just please be nice to me and don’t stop giving me attention.

>Not Looking For
dick pics, people who only want nudes, someone who’s not serious about this dynamic, coombrains, porn addicts, one word replies, “i forgot what your post said”

>Contact
disc: postaldude77

>ASL
f/usa
>about
im a very mentally ill girl who tries to pretend she's not. im a christian but lately i have been questioning everything about myself and my faith. i am diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizoaffective, and im suicidal. i am fat and trying to lose weight but i keep binging. i also cut myself sometimes. im questioning my gender and sometimes think im ftm
>interests
poetry, drawing, a few video games, ive been drawn to occultism and witchcraft lately
>looking for any of these things
someone to make me worse
someone to make me starve/cut
someone to make me better
someone to help me explore occultism
someone to keep me away from occultism
someone to be a paternal figure in my life
>not looking for
ghosters, strictly platonic relationships, strictly nsfw relationships. i am looking for a soulmate!!!
>contact
filledwithwhimsy

>>33209822
Do not add. She underage

>ASL
19 m USA (massachusetts)

>bio
uni student (mechanical engineering)
decently autistic
I really like history (all time periods and regions), STEM, competitive pokemon, adventure time, evangelion, nathan for you, yotsuba, and cycling
I fucking love azumanga daioh
favorite music artists are Fishmans, car seat headrest, King Crimson, Tricot, and the peggies
I started playing guitar 7 years ago but have been in a slump the past 8 months

>open to long distance?
preferably not but if you live somewhere on the east coast we might be able to make it work; any further than like a 5 hour drive to/from boston would be a difficult distance

>looking for
long-term relationship with someone willing to put equally high effort into making each other happy and maintaining our bond
someone who can match my energy, sense of humor, and vision of an ideal relationship
preferably also autistic
age 18-21
cis/trans girl, nonbinary, or twink

>not looking for
anyone who's polyamorous, obese, or right wing

>contact
nuclear7777 on discord

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>ASL
18/m/usa
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests
im very invested in working on art and music. sometimes write in my free time. abstract art really resonates with me, especially games (yume nikki, lsd dream emulator). i love walking into nature and all that jazz. i spend a good bit inside so im not busy usually. fav artists include radiohead, alex g, duster, deftones, etc.
>What are you looking for in a partner
someone who i can talk to regularly and is kind. funny, interesting to listen to, stuff like that
>Not looking for
just be chill and dont be a minor
>Discord Tag
kiteswithholes

>>33209441
22 M NYC

None

No idea

No Idea

Sognara/Yzilma

>ASL
36/M/FL
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
The usual handsome PC gamer dude, long blonde, blue eyes. Watching anime/anything good when I have downtime or eat. Got my shit together just looking for the last puzzle piece that fits. Not opposed to outdoorsy cause i am fit(used to gym rat).
>What are you looking for in a partner
Personally love my Goth/Emo/Rocker girls. Bonus if you like to play with me, but that can be outdoorsy play too. Really just looking for that grow old together
>Not looking for
Not really sure
>Discord Tag
ekirei

>ASL
28/m/Georgia

>Describe yourself and your life.
Im a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I’m a digital designer and have maintained that as a career for 8 years now. I really like conspiracies because I like puzzles and have actually secured paying jobs from the government by being a schizo internet detective. I only like video games from 2008 and before, and even then I barely play them. I enjoy old technology and have a desktop computer for each operating system. I like my camera and enjoy filming. I am working on a 20 minute project solely dedicated to my pet rock. I have had my pet rock for 10 years and take him everywhere with me. Somehow everyone digs it and women like my rock more than me and he’s been on the TV. If you leave me outside I will walk in circles for 4 hours. my house is like an I Spy book, I enjoy collecting things with stories behind them. I smoke cigarettes and drink like a sailor and would like to stop but I’ve been through a lot and seen even more thanks to that fucking government shit so it’s kind of hard. i really adore the home decor Lego sets and recently bought $1000 dollars worth of them, very excited for the typewriter.

>What are you looking for in a partner
to be completely honest I’m not looking for anyone. I’ve never been on this board before but I like the social aspect so I’m just making a post to let this world know I exist. I’m also kinda drunk but regardless if someone reads this and wants to chat I’m down

>Not looking for
Israeli spies here to fuck with me

>Discord Tag
babygang

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ASL
29/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET/Misanthrope
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, dirty-blonde hair, some tattoos on my arm, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks

>Discord:
spengler84.

>ASL
20 m USA (California near LA)

>bio
college student (CS)
socially inept but not autistic
Only real hobby is body building otherwise just watch a lot of TV, youtube, anime, and go for walks. Height 6' weight 205 lbs and relatively lean and muscular. As of this posting I'm about to start a summer camp support job and its my first time being employed
favorite music artists are Youth Fountain, As It Is, and Rematch

>open to long distance?
Would like to talk to someone close to me but I'm ok with long distance.

>looking for
partner i can talk to on discord and maybe visit when i have a more open schedule and money

age 18-23
cis/trans girl, nonbinary, anyone that could pass as a girl pretty much

>not looking for
obese, poly

>contact
skitxo_lifts on discord

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>ASL
26/M/US (RI)
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Kind of hopeless in terms of what I want to do in my life. I want to get into investing as a form of income outside of work. When I'm not working, I usually socialize with my friends or kill time being chronically online. I like to RP and get art for the characters I use. I'm pretty reserved and struggle to leave my safe space. This is mostly due to poor experiences with relationships in my past.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Extroverted girls. Interested in watching stuff together. If they live near me, potentially meet up after getting to know them.
>Not looking for
Men. Rudeness.
>Discord Tag
.tiddly

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>ASL
21 m uk
>Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
im kinda shy and a bit insecure and as such i have a strong preference towards frequent messages and the like when we know eachother because otherwise i might think you hate me or something (sunglasses)

apart from that, im finishing up with university but im going to get a job as a cook somewhere. the main things that bring me joy in life are cooking and video games, but i like to exercise and do physical things too.

i guess my pokemon stats are i'm 5'11 and currently weigh 67kg and reasonably masculine (crossdressing does sound kinda fun tho :3) altho i wanna get more fit. since this is 4chan, i must also add i am Not White tm.

>What are you looking for in a partner
A partner in the UK, unless the prospect of meeting up or living together or whatever is very possible logistically, so i guess it depends on you.

im into like cute guys and women (yes trans women are cool too). its not the most important thing but i guess im a top in terms of sexual compatibility.

i would be willing to adjust most things though for a partner i really like.
>not looking for
the usual. racists, bigots etc.
>contact
disc: eepy1

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>ASL
M/26/Eastern EU
>Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Let's just say my life did nothing to build me into an upstanding member of human society, neither did it make me want to be one.
I absolutely hate it here, my mask is slipping by the day and I become more impulsive in the most violent sense by the day. I feel nothing except violent hatred, detached fascination with nature and an intense desire to love.

I like metal, nature, taking photos of wildlife, especially towards evening, making masks, collecting medieval weaponry, occasionally drawing and filling my journal with thoughts and opinions
>What are you looking for in a partner
Similarly unhinged, metaphorically raped by human society and wants to rape it back, violent ideation (not a kind that gets into a fight all the time, rather one that prefers more subtle and permanent approaches), somewhere in EU, preferably pale (preference)
>Not looking for
Nothing of the above, anyone who was not properly anally violated by life yet (anyone below 23-24)
>Discord Tag
heraldofcrows

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>A/S/L
36/M/US
>Interests
Can talk and shit post about:
/vr/, /a/, /co/, /mu/, /toy/, or /fa/
>Looking For
Someone else online that wants to know, learn, study, or teach:
Galician, Scots Leid, Irish, Welsh, Breton, Asturian, Scottish Gaelic, Doric, Shetlandic, Glaswegian, Dundonian, Orcadian, Ulster Scots, or Edinburgensian
>Not Looking For
Server, video, voice, horny, lewd, or porn
>Discord
yeeow

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20/M/US Bi

>about me
I just want a cute boy to obsess over and constantly talk with. all i need is a cute butt and pretty face.

I love music of all types and would love to make you a playlist. I love video games and would co-op anything you'd like, maybe we can teach each other new games! im really open to anything I just want to connect with you!

>looking for
someone very affectionate, very talkative. prefer around my age, between 18 and 23-ish.
>not looking for
ghosters, people above 30.
>tag antsonalogyum

(ill give you my real one later)

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>>33209441

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account

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>ASL
20/m
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
im a 20yo hikki that loves to beeing online and talking w others. im that guy that would prolly just talk u about random stuff that sees on the internet or listen to you the whole night. i really like anime, manga, videya, music/making music and other stuff
>What are you looking for in a partner
someone cool to talk to, i love to show them random stuff, u could show me some stuff u like and ill listen quietly. if you want to open up about urself or ur problems ill be there to listen too and give u my best advices!!
>Not looking for
im straight but u can talk to me if youre not looking for a relationship
>Discord Tag
2himawari

>ASL
29/F/US
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I have no real dating experience whatsoever, so I don't really know what I'm doing in terms of romance, but I do know I want to spend my life with someone I love who loves me back. I enjoy and take pride in taking care of others. It's how I find peace, making sure those I love are taken care of. Apperance wise, I've been told I look like a "stereotypical Latina", long black hair, brown eyes, tanned skin. I am working on losing weight, dont wear makeup, and personally, I feel like I have a bit of a melancholic look. I have various interests, but I'd prefer getting to know each other through conversation.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Looking for a man to spend my life with. A man who will love me as much as I love him. Ideally, this man will one day be my husband. Someone who will let me fulfill my need to take care of them and who will look after me as well. Someone who will not take my unwavering loyalty and deep devotion for granted. A man who will accept me for the strange woman I am. What matters most to me in a partner is fidelity, honesty, and conviction. I also need you to understand that this doesn't happen overnight or with just anyone. I am quite partial to the tall, burly viking or lumberjack apperance, but that's not required.
>Not looking for
Anyone outside the US, trans, nsfw, no one under 27 or over 35, anyone who wants children of any kind (bonus if you've had a vasectomy), polyamory, fwb, "situationship", non-straight men, men who are not completely single, kinky, anyone who has cheated, low effort, I do not send nudes and there will never be a time, no matter how close we get, that I would do that.
>Discord Tag
lookingforpumpkin

>ASL
20/FtM(post-op)/Europe (roughly around Germany)

>Me
Pretentious loser, schizoid PD with AS traits. Half deaf social reject, there were times I'd call myself an incel. Bold and offensive in the way you'd expect, a little cold but open minded and eager to interact with every concept I come across. I read a lot, draw and write. My favorite videogame is Kenshi. I'm getting into wh40k but I'm terrified of messing up the paint. I listen to a lot of experimental music, mostly drone, dark ambient, an unhealthy amount of black metal.

Physically I've got the middest physique ever, average, vaguely skinny fat. I'm looking to get healthier once my life is in reasonable order. I'm a youngshit so I don't look feminine in any way. Pale, long hair, glasses.

>Looking For
Unironically a soulmate. Someone who's been through social isolation, hateful towards society but riding the tiger regardless.

M or F, open to t4t if you're at a similar stage of transition (around 5 years in)

>Not Looking For
NB, over 30, horny straight away,

>Discord Tag
nerveracker

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There is no escape. You're here forever. You suffer forever. Nobody will save you.

>>33209441
>ASL
24 M southeast PA near Philly
>open to long distance
Heck no
>about me
Depressed guy who just works and needs adventure and companionship in life.
I like to art, history and culture, video games, classic cinema, learning new things (like sign language), the macabre, or just whatever weird thing seems interesting to me today (I watch a lot of YouTube video essays at work)
>what are you looking for
Girls (cis or trans) around 20-25 near the Philly/NJ/Wilmington area to go out and do fun things with, or just appreciate each other's company.
>not looking for
Psychos
>contact
sinvin_666

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>ASL
25 M Croatia

>about me
-Pretty boring person who is introverted, likes anime, mango and vidya; also love aquariums and fish/plants.
-Am obsessed with psychological horror/thriller and Korean films.
-Love going to the cinema and sometimes hiking.
-Kinda into fragrances.
-Never smoke, never drink or do drugs.
-Catholic, but disagree with the church as an institution and what the modern version of it stands for.
-healthy weight, but continuing to work hard.
-pretty short at 167cm/5'6.

>looking for
-A femanon that feels we can connect.
-Someone who is looking for stability and happiness rather than excitement and adventure.
-I don't mind mental illness and if you're a neet.

>Not looking for
Men, trans, people who just want to be friends, perverts with huge sex drive.

>Contact
Discord: ashenarm0r

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19 m twink
looking for effeminate guys or mtfs

bpdemon

white, skinny/fit, i look good, emo/goth aesthetic. i look gay

i feel so lonely, i just want someone to love me. im nice i think, caring, funny, romantic etc etc. i just wanna fall in love with someone and think about them all day. i want someone i can just be open with and be myself, you can do the same with me obv. you can cry in my arms

i hate where im from, i wanna move out asap and ill take care of everything relocation wise. im so giving ill do anything for u i wna be with you 24/7

if i sound nice plz message me.. im so desperate lmfao

i like drawing, making music, i love fashion, design, i love animals nature movies comedy watching horror videos on yt. im a little autistic so i know a lot about a bunch of subjects

i love fighting games, i play guilty gear and smash. i also really like minecraft and wanna start a world with someone :3

>not looking for
overly masculine people appearance wise, non white or asian, boring people, plz have somethig to talk about its all im asking for
also coomers, im really fucked up and weird sexually but we can get to that after we connect a little.
i have a fucked up sense of humor so id appreciate if you werent super sensitive, just be chill
anyone older than 25
feel free to msg anyway im lonely

>discord:
iwnapuke

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>A/S/L
36/M/US
>Interests
DOS, C64, ZXS, PC-98, MSX, NES, SG-1000, AST, Amiga, SMS, PCE, SMD, SNES
>Looking For
Bit Music, Chiptune, Sequencer & Tracker, FM Synthesis, Midi, Doskpop
>Not Looking For
NSFW
>contact
juriamo

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>>33212246
bumpy!

>>33212503
kek

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>>33209441
>ASL
32/m/us

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
my life is sitting at a fkin computer trading things that have no value and dont even exist in physical reality. aside from that i like playing games and watching tv shows like the x files. i also like movies and music and all of that other stuff everyone in the world likes to do. i also mess with ai and flight sims. i like to hear peoples stories and ive traveled all over the western world. i like learning new things, whatever they may be. im caring, understanding and patient without being a cuck or a pushover.

>What are you looking for in a partner
someone thats kind, caring, compassionate, gentle, understanding and loving.

>Not looking for
trannies, drug addicts, the mentally ill, the terminally autistic, people who are cruel or people that are haughty with no good reason for being so

>Discord Tag
leyphae

>ASL
20/M/Kitchener ON, Canada
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I train in boxing, I love anime, video games and cats. I speak Japanese but I have bad social anxiety.
>What are you looking for in a partner
A biological woman in roughly the same age group, we dont have to share the same interests or political views. I dont really got any expectations.
>Not looking for
Hookups or any drama
>Discord Tag
enochkaichou

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>A/S/L
28/M/Romania

>Physical description
175cm, glasses, brown eyes/hair, 70kg

>Boards you frequent
/g/, /fit/, /trash/, /v/

>Current occupation/Schooling
wfh DevOps engineer

>Looking for
dorky 24+ yr old woman to count macros and play video games with
i despise normie dating because its often very dishonest and cringe. i like honesty.

>Dealbreakers
Drugs. Just not my thing.

>Contact
tag: casey.my

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>>33211116
Bump

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I don't have time to do the whole drawing and posting but basic info
Me:
>29/M/Southeast USA
>astrologyfag and currently make a living doing it
>loves hiking, kayaking, cooking, and dogs (pic related)
>close relationship with family
>libra sun/pisces moon
Possibly (You):
>traditional but spiritual
>close relationship with family
>knows the self
>virgo/taurus traits are nice but I tend to attract scorpios
discord
Not Looking For:
discord friend collectors
>gayyhwh
even if you're just interested in having your birth chart read, hmu

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>ASL
33/M/US
>Looking for
I'm looking for a sweet little obedient puppygirl to help me cope with the pain of reality. I'm tired of all of the female ego, attention whores, narcissistic thots, and just plain evil females I've had to deal with my entire life.

I want a good girl. I deserve a good girl. And a good girl would, of course, get a very good future husband out of me. I want a girl I can give everything to, and feel good about doing so. A girl I can feel genuinely happy about being with.
>Not looking for
Girls who are absolutely unwilling to make this real. I want to meet up, I want to do things together other than just sleepcall and bedrot. I want to have a real life with a real girl.
>Anything else?
Just add me. We'll talk about our interests, eventually share pictures, see if we hit it off. Give this a chance. I promise on my life I'm not obese or hideous, if you're worried about that.
>Discord
mildsaucepacket42

>ASL
27, Male, Germany, Bi
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I'm 180 cm and around 83 kg. I love playing video games with people preferably anything co-op. I recently started developing my own game. Pretty ainlessly going through life rigth now. Working IT. I feel like i have not found my personality yet. I can be a bit of a degenerate and am really open minded.
>What are you looking for in a partner
A fellow gamer. Someone who enjoys spending time with me. Someone who i can openly talk to.
>Not looking for
Permanent online / long distance relationships.
>Discord Tag
FoodnLoot

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>ASL
23/M/USA MS

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
5’11, curly haired, dad bodied, currently in the gym, mixed race, I like media pertaining to horror or true crime, I play PC games primarily survival or RPG, not as much as of late as I’m finishing my BA in college, learning spanish, also goth fashion, I also really like animation (watching not making) Listen to industrial, metal, numetal, dark wave, dark synth, and tons more music. I am a Christian. Love talks on spiritualism theology and occultism.

I have good communication skills in a relationship and I’m very forgiving. I am very nice but can be stern if the time need be.

Im an open book AMA hard to offend me.

>What are you looking for in a partner
I’m okay with LDR, not forever. WILL visit you asap.
Long term dating, but let’s take it slow, Marriage, Children (4-6) (I am the last of my lineage I need to reproduce), someone to help elevate to their goals and ambitions, or to take care of as a house wife, (or maybe even inverse, whatever you please), similar interests and hobbies, and I hate to say it as I’m not concentrated on sexuality, but I you got to have breasts. I can’t be sexually attracted to flat chests sadly. My mind legit won’t let me, it’s not you it’s me.

>Not looking for
Short term commitment, no children, transgender, overly political, people who cannot carry conversation, flat chests, unwilling to compromise or communicate, men. BPD. Friend collectors.

>Discord Tag
discord: gask

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>ASL
19/M/EU(willing to relocate longterm)
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
White pale 5'11 twink, dark hair and green eyes. I like vidya and mangas/anime Im also interested in paranormal stuff. Im a friendless introvert who is obsessive, clingy and has attachment and abandonment issues.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Bio F who has similar interests. U can be the authority in the relationship and can even abuse men if u want to just don't leave me please.
>Not looking for
Men, trans, black, indian,obese
>Discord Tag
wvi1l_55054

>>33225049
abuse me* not men

>ASL
28/M/Netherlands
>Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I am 192 cm, tend to be quite introverted but i try to partake in any social situation thrown my way, although that aint a lot. To no one's surprise, i play video games (mostly indies of almost any genre), and for other hobbies i like to build stuff using my 3d printer to make small mechanical things, or things that just look cool. I work as a programmer. I guess i'm kind of a nerd. I'm also a high-functioning autist, socially atleast, you wouldn't even notice unless i told you. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs at all, i like to keep a sober mind at all times. Not a degenerate.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Female, nerdy interests, European, Long-term (ideally life-partner) relationship, open to LDR but the closer the better, 22-34 years old
>Not looking for
Male of any kind, trannies. Smokers/drug users (some alcohol use is fine, as long as you don't go overboard). mentally ill, BPD. Outside EU.
>Discord Tag
maxevigam (Burner account, will check a few times a day)

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>>33209441
>ASL
Mid 20s, Male, US NC
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Kissless Virgin HikkiNEET living with family, classic sheltered kid who grew up to become a shy loser on the internet scared of change, missed out of teen love too and can’t seem to keep a relationship so sometimes assume I’m unloveable. I spend time gaming, watching anime/YouTube and watching and posting memes online. I have a 3 year old half brother who I I’m trying to help enjoy life better then I did.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Virgin Girl interested in a long term commitment, ideally moving in with me
>Not looking for
Guys, trans, bpd, schizos
>Discord Tag
_squidman_

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>ASL,
18/F/US

>Bio
am a neet femcel into walking, playing a wide range of vidya, music such as sewerslvt / most breakcore, and anime

>Sexual interests
Anyone who shares similar interests (doesnt matter if ur ugly or whatever :D)

>Looking for
looking for friens and maybe even a bf! :D

>Not looking for
Leftists who get offended over everything and also people who ask for nudes or whatever 5 mins after meeting eachother

>Discord
join https://discord.gg/v73uvqAqqJ and add "bluepilled aunt" from the member list!

>ASL
25/M/USA

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I'm a handsome, actually normal/functional, long haired nerd guy. Just maddeningly esoteric and picky with what I like. I'm a musician, a writer, I embrace obtuseness in media. No I don't want the re-release of this SNES game to have any quality of improvements. No I don't want this album to be re-mastered, it sounds like shit, leave it be. I'm just too picky in the women I like, so I'm left to the internet.

>What are you looking for in a partner
Someone who's intelligent and brainrotted just me. Someone to watch movies with, someone who just gets it. I'm willing to put up with a lot, lol. Everyone has their own shit to deal with, I don't blame them for that. Easy ass combination of green flags for me is you listen to Lana and have a bush.

>Not looking for
Anyone who's flaky to a fault, obese. Someone unable to take kindness.

>Discord Tag
d_igital_bath

>ASL
31 / M / NORTH AMERICA
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Cute, fun, funny, and laid back dude cruising through life. Always bored and looking for people to do shit with. Unapologetically racist and bigoted. Can/will get along with anyone. PC gamer and kind of a nerd/dork. Bio girlies think I'm cute.
>What are you looking for in a partner
A cute biological girl to vibe with daily. Someone who enjoys the same games (osrs/cs2/valorant) and would want to spam them. Someone who also wants to watch shit together (movies/shows) is cool too.
>Not looking for
Trannys/gays/guys/NON AMERICANS/NON GAMERS/overwatch, league, or dbd gamers/casual gamers/anyone on the spectrum (autism)/BPD/weirdos/coomers
>Discord Tag
myaltidiote

>About myself
29 M Pensioned NEET
>Location
Germanistan
>Interests
Invertebrates, aquariums, plants, gaming, computers, psychedelics, outdoor, spirituality, science, space, biology, evolution, history, nature
>Music: 90s Goa Trance Industrial Dark Ambient Folk Metal Bhajans
Movies/Shows Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games
Vermin/Darktide, AOE II, Warframe, Mass Effect, Battlefield
>Physical
Long curly hair, androgynous feminine body, 170 cm, 68 KG, enduring legs, no body hair
>Mental
Diagnosed asperger autism, weird, eccentric, abstract, alien
>Style
Contract killer, night stalker, wood elf (outside)
gay dresses, nude (at home)

>Looking for
Likeminded contacts from the proximity and potentially a partner for at least "FWB" (exclusive). Preferably NEETs who also don't have a life and no money
but discipline and endurance to archieve their goals. I can need someone to help me with garden and construction work and we could also do long hikes, drink
or dose together in the dark night forest. I am prepared to house someone, theoretically you could live with me temporarily, give each other motivation, cook
and workout together. I have incredible little money but managed to still become well furnitured at least, but my apartment is very remote which means you
have to be able walk long distances with me. The nature is incredible.

If there is physical attraction we may build up an intimate "FWB", cuddle, fall asleep (naked) in each others arms, shower together, mutual massages, with
lots of kissing, touching and showing affection. I'm not asexual but not into hookups. I'm mostly into cute androgynous / feminine males but would consider
a female if they were mentally matching, try to turn me 'straight'. Finding a lifetime partner will always be my priority, but is unlikely, as my lifestyle
and goals are most unusual

Be from Europe in any case if you actually plan to ever meet me.

>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

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>>33209441
>ASL
27/M/NZ
>Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I've got a degree. I've got a job with irregular hours.
I listen to a lot of audiobooks. I play games sometimes, but never anything competitive.
I'm high in agreeableness and conscientiousness. I'm here just because I'm too afraid of rejection to ask out people I know.
>What are you looking for in a partner
An affectionate, intelligent woman who'd want to chat everyday. I'd prefer people in Oceania because of timezones and if I fall in love I'd like meeting up to be easy, but I'm open to longer distance.
>Not looking for
Immediately getting sexual. Mean people.
>Discord Tag
angery1299

>>33225746
I'm not sure what I did for you to disappear but I hope everything is okay with you?? You could have at least said bye ;-;

>>33226490
Want to play some hunt showdown?

>ASL
28/M/UK

>Main Interests & Hobbies
History - mostly modern, particularly interested in revolutions
Politics - ideologically left-wing but I hate identity politics
Programming - very interested in Linux and FOSS
Retro video games - particularly old Nintendo/Sega ones and PC sim. games

>Other Interests & Hobbies
Model building
Reading
Vegetarianism
Working out

>Physical Appearance
White, above average height with slim build. People say my face is attractive but you’d have to judge
>Looking For
Any women interested in chatting.
>Not Looking For
Men or LGBT (including transwomen), I’m heterosexual
>Email
throwleway@proton.me
>Discord
anti_normie

>>33226490
I think you have the wrong person? I havent added anyone yet. Sorry that happened to you though? There are lots of shitty people out here.

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>ASL
22/M/US-FL

>Hobbies/Interests
music, anime, video games, multiplayer, tinkering with machines and tech, sleeping.. reading.. looking at dumb shit online. Cooking. learning light gardening. Biking.

>Political Views
I do not care.

>physical description
6ft, dirtyblonde-brownish hair. Used to be long hair but was cut short. Kinda hate it. Glasses, blue-greenish eyes..? Big/wide(?) frame but not fat. I think i look good when i put in effort. a good 6-7/10 maybe

>video games im into
Honestly all kinds of genres, all kinds of mario games, tarkov, metal gear, source engine games, MBTL, large multiplayer games.

>looking for
Picrel if possible... but it doesnt have to be exact.
Honesty. Be healthy but liking unhealthy foods is okay. I am that way :) lets play games. Lets talk. Lets watch stuff.. hopefully someone who likes art too n retro stuff.

>Not looking for
GUYS. I am straight. People who are friend collectors or dont wanna put in any effort. Trans folk (no hate i just am not attracted and have had bad experiences.)

>three things i hate
Dishonesty, Hypocrisy, and not being responsible when it matters most!!!

>Contact Info
konekurosawa on discord

>>33227356
>>33225746
we literally just spent the last month playing runescape and hanging out 24/7 and I woke up this morning to find that you deleted all your messages on discord and blocked me, saw you posting on soc again, but whatever

>>33227475
wow id play osrs with u but im an ultimate iron man so idk what we could do other than just training and fishin

>>33227475
I don't know who you are. I started playing runescape again the other day, so you clearly have me confused with someone else. Please, DO NOT add me. I do not want to befriend a soc schizo. Thank you.

>>33227609
ok if that's how you wanna be. it was nice to have known you. goodbye

>ASL
20 f southeast US
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
average build fake blonde bimbo-y aesthetic. NEET for the past several years that lives with no irl connections besides my family
>What are you looking for in a partner
mutual obsession, a family
>Not looking for
anorexia fetishists. i recently got out of treatment
>Discord Tag
retard6338

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Where is my 60 yo suspenders wearing papa

Me
>31/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you

Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)

Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.

Vulcanore on discord

>ASL
22, BI, Poland
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Generally a shut in Gymrat, though I wouldn't call myself /fit/ ripped. I work full time in a family company doing webdesign, on the weekends i study in an IT college in a bigger city, but that's only to not have to pay income tax.
I'm generally obsessed with writing / wordlbuilding, I got hooked into a few servers focused on nation rp and that has become my hobby, and generally the only thing I'm good at, so if you just want to read my silly lore, DM me about that. I also love to read older fiction, currently going through the Culture and ringworld series
>What are you looking for in a partner
Anyone really who would appreciate talking with me, or listening as i ramble about my stupid inconsequential interests.
>Not looking for
Obese people, sorry
>Discord Tag
doom_rider_

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Would be nice to find a good girl to explore spirituality with.

>>33212303
what on earth is wrong with women. no dating experience whatsoever but you're looking for a dude to power wash your ovaries

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>ASL
28, M, USA
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Generally quite reserved to myself but I like to study STEM topics and read philosophy and poetry sometimes. I listen to black metal and power metal, I also like making memes. I like staying healthy and going to the gym or enjoying some hikes on trails to find some forageable stuff, playing golf, etc. I like watching movies too and sometimes playing video games, I also like learning about finance. I love animals and plan on adopting a kitten soon to have some extra company.
I'm just some engineer, nothing too crazy but its a stable job.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Someone who wants to build themselves together in our ups and downs, not afraid to tell me to keep going and aim higher. Ideally has a good relationship with their family and is motivated to become successful which I fully support 100%.
>Not looking for
personality disorders, outside of US, trannies, minorities
>Discord Tag
sol.web

>>33229101
>personality disorders, outside of US, trannies, minorities

so your a bigot , cool

>>33229112
So you're a faggot and a tourist, cool

>ASL
20/M/UK
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I'm 6ft 7, I have blondish hair and blue eyes, and I am a CS student for my bachelor's. I'm probably autistic and I'm diagnosed with adhd, but that just makes me goofy and silly. I like to play guitar, and I love playing RPGs like fallout and cyberpunk and stuff. I get obsessed with my interests so I tend to do one thing for ages. If I had to describe my personality, I'd say I'm a bit dense, but I'd also say I'm thoughtful and caring.
>What are you looking for in a partner
I don't care too much about looks as long as you're clean but I'm clean too, I'd want someone who is also thoughtful and has their own interests too, although it doesn't have to be obsessive like mine.
>Not looking for
Short term relationships, instant nudes, people who ghost instantly
>Discord Tag
Halvor

>ASL
late 20s M west europe, white, 6'2, glasses.
>looking for
looking for a friendly awkward fembot who can be a great gf to have a comfy life together.

i play games a lot and like nerdy stuff so please be someone that wants to share in that.

i'll accept you no matter how weird you might be, all i ask is that you are devoted and loyal and friendly. be able to be forward with what you want and communicate well, i'm not gonna jestermaxx for u. we're supposed to be adults
i'd like to see my gf happy and share lots of experiences together, i like making jokes a lot and doing everything together, sometimes i rage at games but itd be fun if you did too and are a bit competitive. i can also be socially awkward and autistic and i can get a bit neurotic and opinionated on stuff. I am a bit emotionally retarded but i would do my best to support you when you're sad
i think i'm very easy to get along with if you have a certain energy and forwardness and are self aware enough to make and take jokes and talk about things

i don't like ldrs too much, i'm too old for that stuff now. we should meet and live together pretty quickly or it won't work.
don't be stuck in some far away country studying or whatever, it won't work.
please no normies, friend collectors or whores

discord pistorios

>>33229332
>be able to be forward with what you want and communicate well, i'm not gonna jestermaxx for u. we're supposed to be adults
King.

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>ASL
25/m/nyc
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I'm tall white and a redhead. I like japanese literature, wine, cooking, classical music. I am about to start a promising career in the aviation industry.
>What are you looking for in a partner
straight red hair, a pretty face, not obese.
>Not looking for
non-redheaded women and trans/gays
>Discord Tag
catman45

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ASL
29/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET/Misanthrope
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, dirty-blonde hair, some tattoos on my arm, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of me but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

please give me a cool local friend who will talk to me n take me places to go do fun things or a girlfriend…please

>Discord:
spengler84.

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>>33211116
Bump

>>33229112
seethe troonshit

>>33229797
Post your mentally ill troon shit on reddit, they're more accepting of failed males like you because that shithole is filled with your disgusting kind.

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>ASL
M25 Canada
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I'm studying to be a machinist. I did a lot of IT stuff, worked in it briefly but it wasn't for me. I'm autistic so uhhh I can be awkward. I like gardening, cooking, baking, I make music and play guitar, I have a cat :3, I watch terrible animes and love gaming!!! I'd be down to play coop games sometimes, specially risk of rain 2
>What are you looking for in a partner
Cute daughterwife to love and take care of and get bullied by <3
>Not looking for
Unmedicated/not in therapy BPDs...
>Discord Tag
ewewewrawr

>ASL
27/M/Georgia, USA - I'm straight.

>about yourself
I am black. Professionally: Currently work in the IT sector in a really stable field. Planning on going back to school later in the year as well to further myself. WFH as-well with a house in a good, quiet part of the state.

I want to spoil and be spoiled. Really want someone I can share my thoughts, interests, and concerns with. I'm big into doing activities together. Date nights, game nights, book nights. Whatver nights as long as they're together.

Other: I think everyone says they're chill and laid-back, so I'm not gonna put it lmao. I'm excitable about alot of things, and I love to get people pumped about their interest. I've spent time researching subjects just to push conversation with someone on my previous train commute. Outside of work some of the things I'm big into are pickleball, litrpg, card games (Yugioh currently). Currently have one dog and a cat.


I like plants and love to plant.

>looking for
I would love someone who has ambitions. They do not have to be professional, but I want to support you. I want to push my SO further and vice-versa. If you're a reader that'd be lovely as-well, and we don't even have to share the same love of genres. Even if you don't have an interest that corresponds with mine, I'd still love to get to know you :) I've picked up so many things over the past two years from people, and every person is a new journey.


>not looking for
I am not interested in anyone under 22 and no one over 30. No men, racists.

>contact
discord: kennytoe

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>ASL
26/M/KS Kansas USA
>Sexuality
Straight
>Open to Long Distance
Yes but only temporarily, USA only.
>About Me
5'10, athletic/muscular build. White, blondish hair, blue eyes. Laid back and independent, a cyborg in the social sense. More outgoing and excitable around friends.
>Life Situation
Pretty comfortable. Currently holding a stable STEM job and have a nice apartment. Good relationship with family.
>Hobbies/interests
A good chunk of my free time is currently spent working on my car. Besides that - sports, racing, reading, working out, occasionally video games and anime.

>3 Songs
Curren$y - Alert
ASC - Stargate
Ash - Orpheus
>3 movies
The Accountant
Baby Driver
Ex Machina

>Religious Beliefs
Agnostic
>Political Beliefs
None

>Dating Experience
None, no hookups either
>Looking For
Bio women, 21+. Someone who could be a companion, friend, and romantic partner. Stable job. Similar hobbies or interested in sharing hobbies. Gym buddy?
>Not Looking For
Men, MtFs, mental illness, drug users, politics, religion, sellers, catfish, friend collectors, immediate NSFW.

>Contact
disc: btlmachine

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>A/S/L
22 / M / Germany (NRW)

>Physical description
Skinny but not anorexic, short black hair, 187cm height

>Hobbies/Interests
Hiking, reading, cooking, getting wasted, vidya, travelling, crafting,

>Dealbreakers/Not looking for
weird fetishes, Femboys, Trannies, NSFW

>Looking for
biological woman with a steam account, who has memes to share and an at least mediocre interest for history and geography (and can objectively talk about politics)

>Extra Information
I have a very quick metabolism, its quite impossible for me to really gain weight.
And i smoke a shitload of weed in my free time but i rarily drink alcohol and dont do any other drugs.

>Discord
hieronymus21

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>>33209441 (OP)

>ASL
28/M/USA, specifically east coast, NJ
>Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Pic related is a good start. I'm on top, and my theoretical "ideal" gf on the bottom in case you're curious about what I find attractive. I'm a gentle guy who wants to finally find some lasting happiness. Looking for a loving relationship with someone I'd want to spend my life with. I'm very, very fond of gentle femdom/role reversal dynamics, and I'm 100% looking for this in a relationship.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Bottom of pic related is a compilation of things I find attractive. Not all of it is strictly necessary, but a few like body type and similar interests are required for me.
>Not looking for
Ghosts, legitimately insane people, catfish, actual penis havers (unless you somehow also have an actual vagina). Overweight is unfortunately a dealbreaker for physical attractiveness. No mutual interests is also a dealbreaker.
>Discord Tag
soldier69

>>33230157
Grow up

>>33233588
Take your meds and dont forget to dilate, troon.

>ASL

28/M/Europe

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Hi, I'm Orion and i'm currently working as an engineer. Besides my day job, i'm into working out, cooking, walking, dungeons and dragons, going out with friends and much more. I'm also into self-improvement by trying to look fit, take care of my body and learn new skills/languages on my own.
>What are you looking for in a partner
I'm looking for a biological woman whom has similar interest as me. Age range preferably 18-35. Location is not important to me.
>Not looking for
Men, underage
>Discord Tag
orion_625

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>>33211116
Bump

>>33233600
I'm not trans, manchild

>>33233725
Then you're mentally ill? Either way, kill yourself, faggot.

>>33234087
No, I'm older than 16 and not as easily upset as you.

>ASL
23/M/Philly


> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I’m 6ft tall, brown hair with green eyes, Im a bit chubby, if you want a pic just dm me.

Learning to draw, code and speak Japanese, i also like to play fighting games and I’m a certified chiller, I like to take rides around in my car or just chill at my house, but I’m really down to do anything, I prefer snowy or colder weather but I also love the ocean. Lastly I guess, I like binge watching shows or movies with friends.

>What are you looking for in a partner
Looking for a woman to chill with, preferably within driving distance but I don’t mind long distance

>Not looking for
Men or trans

>Discord Tag
Angry_Pirate_Asuka

>>33234258
>No, I'm older than 16
Crazy how you've made it this far in life with your twisted world view, sissy retard.

>>33234509
You don't know a single thing about me. You still think you're talking to someone else.

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i just want a stupid girl that's a little mean and laughs quietly to stream her this stupid game while im high as fuck to have someone to giggle at the stupid jokes this stupid game has

>>33234613
Youre a retarded tourist from r*ddit that needs to go back.

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>asl
36/M/MN
>describe some bullshit
5'7" ginger, masculine jawline, uncircumcised, i hate women and minorities but somehow always date them, I want my weeb wizards powers women stole from me with their devil vagina magic back.
>looking for
Vagina, not fat, wants kids, 35 or younger, probably easier for us to connect if you're a weeb and play some vidya, must live in the USA
>not looking for
Trannies, being your personal e-daddy, egirls that are just out to collect orbiters
>discord
marms

hello my fellow sausagefest posters, glad to see you here instead of all the other threads full of disgusting dogshit
I hope we all find a partner for once

>>33234923
I wish there was some kind of test you needed to take in order to earn the right to call someone retarded because you're definitely not qualified.

>>33235639
*updoot*

>>33235685
I'm sure someone finds that funny

>>33235803
they kind of owned u

>>33235803
He did kind of own you

>>33209565
vegan
mentally ill
yea checks out

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>ASL
18/F/US

>Interests & myself
am a neet femcel into walking, playing a wide range of vidya, music such as sewerslvt / most breakcore, and anime

>Looking for
looking for friens and maybe even a bf! :D
(doesnt matter if ur ugly or whatever)

>Not looking for
Leftists who get offended over everything and also people who ask for nudes or whatever 5 mins after meeting eachother

>Discord
join https://discord.gg/v73uvqAqqJ and add "bluepilled aunt" from the member list!

>>33235811
>>33235824
>>33235829
I've been coming here on and off since 2008 so the reddit stuff got old for me a very long time ago. I guess it's still funny if you're new?

yall are retarded btw you can't find a soulmate lol
you make it together fucking retard virgins

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Female eighteen just look similar to the pic plz k bye

Tag > remmty

>>33235940
>I've been coming here on and off since 2008
Is that supposed to be impressive or something gramps? Im sure the ladies (mostly trannys) here can't wait to fuck you

>>33236236
No, being on 4chan for any period of time is objectively pretty sad.

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>>33235915
I didn't say I'm vegan.

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>asl
22/M/ LA, California
>about yourself
A weeb who loves anime, vtubers and video games. I really enjoy rpgs like honkai star rail and genshin! I got that 9 to 5 job and also workout when I have free time.
>looking for
looking for a loyal girl around or close to my age who has similar interests, and wouldn't mind sharing who they are and their experiences with me! IM THE TYPE TO OBSESS OVER YOU IF WE HAVE MATCHING INTERESTS!! T_T I would spoil you and give you all my attention!!
>not looking for
Guys
>contact
Discord: notkinesis

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anyone want a thic big booty latina???
if so join my server then add me :)
https://discord.gg/CPMZZqNwRd
discord: eskitten

31/M/US - FL
what I am or am not is not ground breaking or important
what you are or are not is also unimportant, because information is cheap these days and I enjoy many types of people
you can search my handle in the archives if you want to see details of me before you message me
I may or may not be special, but I could be
surprise me, and I'll try to surprise you
_zeppipo

>asl
42/M
>what you are looking for
Daddy Dom searching for his little princess.
I'm emotionally mature, caring, possessive, and strict when I need to be.
I'd like to be the father figure in your life
and provide the attention, care, and validation you've always longed for.
>not looking for
Guys, sellers, larpers
>contact
Discord: pizza2732

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-22/m/florida
(yes I did multiple replies due to writing too much)
>about me
Hmm lets see....I am admittedly a bit nervous about what to say here as I dont want to come off as too weird or too disingenuous about who I am, but also dont want to find 0 people also interested, but I suppose I would rather be lonely and honest about who I am then lead someone on and not like them...
I suppose writing a whole paragraph about who I am and not really saying anything of substance is a good start honestly. I am like most people on this site and enjoy anime and videogames, but only really spend my time playing a couple of different games. As for anime I mainly just rewatch the same stuff over and over or the occasional seasonal thing and sometimes an older anime or 2. I enjoy reading but I buy more books than I read and just have a shelf of books that stare at me and are disappointed while I play the same games over and over. I feel bad about not reading them but not bad enough to actually read them.
In terms of personality I would say I do not really have any irl friends, its not from lack of ability but rather a lack of want. I just have more fun doing things either alone or with people who would mean something to me (like a partner). I am fairly optimistic in life, I am also fairly pedantic and tend to overthink things, I also love to at least attempt to learn new stuff, especially in regards to biology, chemistry, or computer related stuff. I like to think I am a nice person (but I suppose so do most people...). I enjoy nature and greatly prefer cold and mountains over hot and beaches. I also quite like plants also and would love to eventually own a house with a conservatory. I do not mind awkward silences either as I dont really think they are awkward, its nice to just enjoy the company of the person you love. I am big on hand holding and I LOVE romance, I want to do everything I can to express my love

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>>33238149

>about me cont
I probably wouldnt ever really give you flowers though, I like to keep them in nature for others to enjoy or insects to use. I suppose I could grow one and give it to you, but I wouldnt want it to die or anything prematurely due to us removing it and putting it in a vase. In terms of sexually, I am honestly open to sex as little or as often as you want. I just greatly prefer romance to sex, but am willing to do whatever to make you happy. There really is no "settling" or compromise for me when it comes to that. I do however have a weird kink I think, I want to be able to exchange wine or other food or drinks directly from mouth to mouth. I just think it would be really romantic to taste the exact same thing the other was tasting. By the way I love trying new wines, so many are so sweet and yummy!

>In terms of dislikes
I dont really want someone who is mean or very judgemental or has lots of preconceived notions on things or isnt willing to admit they are wrong. I love having my mind changed on things and learning new takes on things, it would seem a bit silly to me if I was to act like I know everything. I also do not really want someone who chews food loudly, I am not sure but maybe I have misophonia or something because I just can not stand the sound of people eating certain foods. I am willing to bear with it for some things for like a dinner date at a nice restaurant, but chances are I would prefer 95% of the time to eat alone or with some kind of noise that prevents conversation really. I also dont really get the whole talking while eating thing. Its a bit confusing honestly in terms of manners.

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>>33238155

>looking for
Someone who is smart and nice and loves romance. Honestly I am not sure I have a specific type besides that. If all of what i said sounds interesting to you then maybe we could get along well? I at least hope you would be willing to try and see, I certainly am willing to try...
Also mainly someone I can say I love you to and mean it. I have a bad habit of either saying it to random people when I dont mean it or not saying it to people at all because I dont mean it and dont want to be lying. I dont mean this in a negative way but I never say it to any of my family because I feel bad that I dont actually mean it like they do...Sure they were/are all nice people and didnt abuse me or anything. But still I just dont feel like I love them. I wish I did, honestly...I feel bad that I dont feel bad for not loving them.

>discord tag
I was conflicted on if I should share my real tag or a throwaway as you could search it or something or this will be up on the internet and be able to be searched in the future if someone was so inclined, but I feel being truthful is important so it is donez0 (thats a zero at the end not a big o thats meant to be a stupid math/computer joke)

If you want to know more about (religion stances on politics, anything else I cant think of) just either add me and ask or ask on here. I will do my best to give my honest thoughts. I am open to something long distance but I want to meet eventually and am not willing to move out of the country. I suppose I never explicitly stated it but I would prefer girls.

28/m/uk gay bottom. More on the fem/camp side but not enough to be considered a true "femboy". Not bad looking.

Looking for a top (ideally more masc) around my age or older.

I want someone who wants a relationship and wants to fall in love quickly and become obsessed with each other. Ideally uk based.

I'm talking about intense love where we will start to catch feelings within an hour of talking to each other, want to make it official asap and fall deeply in love. Love at first type kinda stuff.

Especially want someone who will want all of my attention and would get jealous of anyone else I spend time with. If you like being controlling, that's a bonus too.

Add me
Discord: zarabp
Telegram: twb96
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>>33238149
>>33238155
>>33238155
>>33238158
Bro this isnt that deep. You dont need to post your life story

>ASL
18/M/Midwest
>Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Not sure what all I should list here, it's my first time posting. As far as hobbies go, I like working out, cooking, vidya. There's a few shows I keep up with, but I prefer movies. I really, really love debates and music. It all sounds pretty basic writing it down, but I can for hours about a lot of it. I also like video essays. Plenty more, lots to list. I'm 6'2, a little overweight, but working on it. I've already graduated and moved out.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Bio f, 18-24. Someone kind and caring. The basic stuff. Sense of humor, shares interests. It's kind of abstract what I'm looking for, hard to put into words. I'm hoping that by making a post instead of adding I'll be a more likely to find it. Religious is nice, but not required. I'd like to end up halfway homesteading someday, a house out in the woods, so it'd be nice if that's something you're looking for. Be able to actually have a conversation. Reach out first sometimes.
>Not looking for
Trannys, men, doomers, coomers
>Discord Tag
soulmateanon@proton.me
Give a little intro too

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I suppose I can try here too.
Not looking for men, trannies, or people who have "depression" as their only personality trait (spent enough of my teen years playing therapist for the mentally unwell in various MMORPGs).

Discord: zenithalecho

>>33238498
Why should I join this?

>about
31M, danish, hapa dane/flip, 185cm. Fire safety engineer.
>interests
Cars and motorcycles mostly. Enjoy wrenching as much as driving them. Besides that I enjoy travelling, skiing and want to visit Australia again. Other than that I also enjoy stuff like movies, videogames, anime and reading manga. Anything sci-fi is my jam, but also enjoy pen & paper RP like Dungeons & Dragons and the likes.
Trying to get back into shape currently so always open for some tips or discussions. Used to be big into cycling and crossfit.
>looking for
A non neet girl, around my own age, preferably in the northern parts of EU, but not too picky in that regard. Don't mind a long distance thing if you're from southern Europe. Someone to go travelling with. Maybe someone active so we can motivate each other to reach our goals.
>not looking for
Dudes, trannies, excessively fat
>contact
Discord: muhtractor

28/m/uk gay bottom. More on the fem/camp side but not enough to be considered a true "femboy". Not bad looking.

Looking for a top (ideally more masc) around my age or older.

I want someone who wants a relationship and wants to fall in love quickly and become obsessed with each other. Ideally uk based.

I'm talking about intense love where we will start to catch feelings within an hour of talking to each other, want to make it official asap and fall deeply in love. Love at first type kinda stuff.

Especially want someone who will want all of my attention and would get jealous of anyone else I spend time with. If you like being controlling, that's a bonus too.

Add me
Discord: zarabp
Telegram: twb96

bump

>>33225746
Bump

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>asl
35 m usa
>looking for
Bio female. I make good money and I want a woman to take care of. I prefer conservative in their twenties. You won’t have to work anymore if we end up living together.
>Not looking for
Anyone deep into idpol or older than me.

>interests / hobbies
Nonficiton reading lists include: biology, internet lore, the paranormal, history of violence, and other niche topics. I’m a graphic designer for my 9-5, I’m a veteran, and formally a professional musician.

>Tag
Flimpt on discord

>>33209441
>asl
24M, Europe (Poland)
>bio
Huge music and movies lover. I'm addicted to listening to music, collecting CDs, vinyls and cassettes, goint to concerts, I have nice IMDb ratings list so I can get you some recommendations. Beside that I work remotely as backend developer and make money by doing what I love - learning new things and improving myself. I'm also into history (learning about jewish tricks and lies), economy and traditional shaving (bald head here).
Dark humor, sarcasm, wordplays
>looking for
Critically thinking persons who are less or more like me. Ideally it'd be hot 20-something girl also working in IT but I wouldn't mind other people
>not looking for
Faggots, troons, communists
>contact
discord: realbaldman

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>>33209441
I don't think "Soulmates" are real, but I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

>ASL
M/27/USA

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I'm fit, White, and have tattoos.
I'm really into weightlifting, the great outdoors, reading, and collecting vinyl.
I love cryptids, the supernatural, and the paranormal and anything related them.
I'm really into lolcows and the X-Files.
Lowkey a weeb and into vidya, but I make up for it by having fantastic biceps.
Hardcore environmentalist.
Almost definitely autistic.

I am SUPER busy with school right now, but I will make time for you :3

>What are you looking for in a partner
White bio females to watch a comprehensive history of Chris-Chan/horror movies/anime, share music, play vidya, or just voice chat with.

>Not looking for
Friend collectors, ghosts, etc. At least have the decency to tell me I'm not interesting.

>Discord Tag
foxmulder99

Pic related could be us.

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>>33209441
>>ASL
m29, germany
>> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
normal job, comfy apartment i like life minimalistic. have a small garden were i love to have bbq and take care of my plants. just jeeting weeds is quite... calming. i also like to go fishing from time to time and love riding my motorcycle all over europe, usually i sleep on graveyards when i travel.
>>What are you looking for in a partner
someone who also likes life minimalistic, is loyal and trustworthy. someone who is not active on social media and values the small things.
>>Not looking for
I dont want trannys, fags, niggers, jews.
>>Discord Tag
dtaflandere

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>>33209441
https://discord.gg/GeExee2htW

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>ASL
21/M/Northeastern us

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I'm 5'11" tall, white, and I have short-ish dark brown hair. I have a lean physique and a decent looking face.

I'm currently studying cs at a large public university.

I read a lot in my free time. I'm into fantasy, sci-fi, and history. I also like to hike and travel when possible. I used to play a lot of rpg and strategy games but I don't play games too often anymore.

I'm pretty introverted but most people I meet tend to like me. My friends think I give good advice.

>What are you looking for in a partner
I'm looking for a committed relationship with a dom/sub dynamic.

I want to find a loving, submissive girl who I can take care of.

>Not looking for
I'm straight so I'm only interested in women.

>Discord Tag
flying.on_e

28/m/uk gay bottom.

Looking for a top (ideally more masc) around my age or older.

I want someone who wants a relationship and wants to fall in love quickly and become obsessed with each other. Ideally uk based.

I'm talking about intense love where we will start to catch feelings within an hour of talking to each other, want to make it official asap and fall deeply in love. Love at first type kinda stuff.

Especially want someone who will want all of my attention and would get jealous of anyone else I spend time with. If you like being controlling, that's a bonus too.

Add me
Discord: zarabp
Telegram: twb96
kik: daddyissues796 x

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>>33209542

i fucking see you everywhere you go good lord stop posting the same bullshit baka

>ASL
26/M/Northeast US
>about me
Straight.
Diagnosed Sperg + mild OCD Neet who likes history, vidyagames, computers, biology, philosophy, and more. Not very integrated into society (hence here) and don't really want to be integrated into the mainstream anyways. I'm generally rather silly but perfectly capable of serious conversation. Vaguely Christian. Virgin without any shame on the matter.
>My physical characteristics
White. Short, Very thin, Blue eyes, long light brown hair, thick medium length facial hair which is light brown and blonde.
>What I seek in a partner
Cognitive Compatibility first and foremost. Being I'm a sperg and want to just bee myself at all times around my future wife (if she exists) there's many mental conditions which would exclude one from partnering with me. Next, I would ideally like to share common interests. In my dreams she would play the same autistic map games I do but as long as we can have deep discussions and play some vidya together we will probably have enough to bond over. Similar views would be nice. Distance is fine IF we intend to meet up for a few weeks after we've gotten to know each other online and then after that if we go forward try to close it ASAP. Longest term I do dream about starting a family but right now I recognize the impracticality of doing so for me.
>Not looking for
The Underaged.
Troons.
Men.
New Friends as an end-I have plenty.
Debate attempts or unsolicited advise from people who aren't looking to be my partner.
Taken women of any form or women who are rebounding.
Cluster B disorders (BPD, NPD, ASPD, etc etc)
Bipolar mood disorders (I need consistency)
Non-Virgins (I've had no problem retaining mine and waiting, I will continue to do so and expect that patience reciprocated)
>discord (inc the period)
.winterenjoyer

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>ASL
Age: 26
I'm an AudHD pansexual. Passionate artist and hardcore gamer, with a hyperfixation on visual arts and storytelling. Building a legitimate career (8 years in) based around my skills as an artist and ideas as a creative. I'm also a hypersexual gooner just keeping it real


>Ideal traits in a partner:

I just want a plus sized autistic/adhd partner who can match my level of hyperfixcation and hypersexuality. I've tried to type out my exact desires but it never posts, so to keep it short, if you're an affectionate, direct, hypersexual goon with a body like pic related, have a deep passion for art and video games, and genuinely want a partner you can release every part of yourself (including those parts you feel forced to hide otherwise) just hit me up. I welcome nearly all extreme taboo/kinks


Discord: TuffPuppy
Kik: NechronomiconEnjoyer
Snap: Whosittoya

ASK ME ANYTHING/WANNA MAKE FRIENDS!

femanon (18+), long time lurker here, let's play a game!

Brave enough now, so let's go. Feel like being rated, if you can guess my age+where I'm from (nationality+ethnicity) from my (LIVE) pic you get a prize!

Otherwise, be interesting and not boring, don't send little dickpics and don't just write "hey" thanks. Might even share some secrets with you if you ask me some good quality questions!

MY KIK: foreverxbeautiful

>>33248140
>ASL
>No SL

>>33211005
Im killing myself

18/f/Perth
I'm a very shy girl! I'm down to vc even though I barely say anything. I love games like Minecraft and I'll buy them for you if you'll be my friend!
A man who will shower me with the attention I need, and if you're not creepy we could eventually meet up
Please do not be a pervert or stalker.
asterickss

28/m/uk gay bottom.

Looking for a top (ideally more masc), ideally based in the UK but not set in stone. will relocate fo the right guy.

I want someone who wants a relationship and wants to fall in love quickly and become obsessed with each other.

I'm talking about intense love where we will start to catch feelings within an hour of talking to each other, want to make it official asap and fall deeply in love. Love at first type kinda stuff.

My ideal man would: want someone who will want all of my attention get jealous of anyone else I spend time with. If you like being controlling, that's a bonus too.

Especially have a soft spot for nerdy/right wing guys.

Add me
Discord: zarabp
Telegram: twb96
kik: daddyissues796 x

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>ASL
m/21/uk
>Describe yourself
Pretty hot not ghoul looking at all but have pretty piss poor social skills, neet and wannabe rockstar. I like anime and manga, sometimes do cosplay cause friend likes comic con. Sleep like a vampire and dress in mostly black. Probably insane
>Looking for
Just wanna girlfriend who likes geekshit yknow, and can relate with
femcels, schizophrenic women all welcome and lets not forget autistic
>not looking for
Men, feds, fat to the extreme
>Discord tag
returnofthelivingmac6969

>>33209441
28/M/Germany
I want a gf who is very creative and wants to have a relationship based on artistic exchange, I dont care about the form, I see beauty wherever it appears:

I am longing for a ray of light,
rising out of colors weakly dyed.
Like a star, a tiny little bright,
my firefly into the night:
How much longer will you hide?

I feel a fire burning deep inside,
in a fortress in the mind,
Trapped in chains, a deeply kind,
pure and precious soul you hide.

Come and play, I do not mind:
All the darkness of your plight,
It has no choice but to become
foundation to a life we find:

An everlasting dawn, an eternity inclined,
Atop a mountain once divine,
To spend in bliss:
The highest height.

seekandyouwillfind77@gmail.com
Send me something creative, if it’s not you I will notice, so put in your genuine emotions please.
Also: if you think if something is okay and good it probably is. I would never be mean to art

About me: 28 year old bottom from the UK. not really a nerd, but find nerds hot and want a nerd who wants to turn a 'normal guy' into his dream nerdy bf. I'm white, 5'8, slim, pretty good looking.

What I want: A *top*, nerdy/geeky guy who is looking for a serious relationship. Ideally you're dominant. Uk based would be good but would relocate for the right guy.

Bonus points if you're into politics and are right wing.

I don't mind what you look like so well as you're hygienic.

I want someone who wants a relationship, and is serious about being with someone and making it work.

Add me on:
telegram: twb96
discord: zarabp
kik: daddyissues796

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>ASL
25 M Florida

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I am multilingual/cultural mixed-race German/Dominican, orthodox Christian, tall, fit, 5/10 looks, dom, and own my own apartment/car working in security with a goal for a career in diplomacy.
Some of my interests/hobbies are reading, gaming, movies, hiking/nature, travel, shooting, cars, comedy, eating good, cigars, fine arts, history/politics, architecture, economics, tennis, bowling, chess, gym, music, fashion, cosplay, goth/alt girls, church.

>What are you looking for in a partner
Submissive, caring, loyal, curious, communicative, memes, dsl
Ideally seeking tard wife or basement slave (I don't have a basement)

>Not looking for
Low effort, liars, ghosts, friend collectors, endless chat with no plans to meet
I don't expect perfection, I'm not perfect, just be a real human being.

>Discord/Telegram/Snapchat Tag
elsass_bastard

>>33249533
Nigger that defeats the point of the thread

any gay/bi men in miami?

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>>33209441
>ASL
26/mtf/US
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
Relatively passing twinkhon. Slightly retarded and kinda a complete loser desu. Currently wageslaving at a pretty boring night shift job. I like music, reading manga and old survival horror games. Ive been told I'm pretty cute and genuinely sweet so theres that.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Tall (taller than me at 5'9) dominant pretty boy/twink to be my bf. Just be cute, tall and genuinely care about me. Would prefer you to be close or at least willing to meet up soon. Also being a little sadistic is a plus because I may or may not like the idea of being occasionally emotionally and physically abused maybe.
>Not looking for
Anything that's not that. I mean you can add me and we can talk about whatever but I won't be interested romantically
>Discord Tag
yaoicreature

>>33249713
>Relatively passing
None of you "pass", not even in the slightest. Try again.

>>33249815
Cry more retard

>ASL
25/m/US/AL
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I am boring as dirt, I just like to talk to my friends about anime and other pointless shit when I'm not working. I don't really work that much lately, but I expect to change jobs soon and get more hours so I'd like to use what little free time I have left for the month to meet new people and just kill time in general before I have none left.

I like manga, anime, and music, but I am extremely autistic about it and can come across as an autistic asshat because of it. But that being said, most times I am rude about it, if you don't like what I like then fuck you, ya know?

I'm recently getting into movies, so if you can put me onto something then that would honestly be so fucking rad. I feel like my love and passion for anime and manga is just about gone, I almost hate the medium at this point it fucking sucks man nothing brings me joy anymore but movies are kind of filling that void for me now so that's cool.

I still find myself talking about anime and manga passionately though, it's just harder and harder to get into anything newer as the years go by. It's blackpilling really,

I can be pretty grating to talk too, I can get really dry really fast if you don't fuck with that please don't waste our time.

I live in buttfuck nowhere, and there's little to nothing going on ever so I really don't have much to do most days.

I also just hate socializing, I honest to God feel completely apathetic near most things recently and I am unsure if I'm capable of loving another human being, this is just me trying to actuallly branch out and see if that's true or not.

>What are you looking for in a partner
Anyone that isn't objectively miserable to interact with. bars in hell
>Not looking for
Please don't fucking talk to me if you only watch moe anime I will cry and beat you to death.
>Discord Tag
killberos.

>>33249871
If you're gonna catfish to bait people into joining your server at least be consistent with the pictures you use you dumb troon

>>33249878
Funny how a tranny (a mentally ill/retarded/autistic male who thinks hes female) is calling ME the retard LMAO! Keep seething because you'll never be a woman, and dont forget to dilate your axe wound, retard.

>ASL
30/M/France

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I am a video game writer and a volunteer in an associative bar. I am kind, a good listener, supportive, passionate, curious. I like video games, reading, DnD, tabletop games, science, listening to YouTube essays and documentaries

>What are you looking for in a partner
I am looking for someone to share the things of life with, to have deep and interesting discussions, to enjoy life with!

>Not looking for
Men. I am straight

>Discord
tolrag

>>33248250
im male and from california lmao

>28/M/HOU
>heart transplant survivor. Was told I had less than two weeks to live. That was 7 years ago. I try to make the most out of life. I’m very spiritual and interested in higher pursuits the occult world religions esoteric Christianity, music and the arts etc. I am on disability but not really disabled and live on my own. I am 6’2 and athletic I enjoy swimming biking outdooors etc. I am moving to an apartment in austin soon. This is my first time posting on this board I had a random passing thought about my soulmate being out there and to look here.
>I am looking for someone artistic, driven, supportive, intelligent, spiritual, serious, funny, into music. Someone I can have long talks with. My plan for the future is to move out in the country and homestead have a family and kids. I dont know how long I will have left to live because of my health stuff so I want to make the most out of life with someone special
>not looking for drama, infidelity, trans,
>namesfromdreams

>ASL
20 f US
> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
NEET living with her parents after getting out of eating disorder treatment. i like kino, chan culture, and medical gore
>What are you looking for in a partner
mutual obsession that leads to marriage and children. strong savior complex
>Not looking for
anyone younger than me
>Discord Tag
retard6338

Bump

>ASL
25/M/USA

> About
I'm a handsome, actually normal/functional, long haired nerd guy. Just maddeningly esoteric and picky with what I like. I'm a musician, a writer, I embrace obtuseness in media. No I don't want the re-release of this SNES game to have any quality of improvements. No I don't want this album to be re-mastered, it sounds like shit, leave it be. I'm just too picky in the women I like, so I'm left to the internet.

>open to long distance?
Yes, but ideally US just because of timezones.

>looking for
Someone who's intelligent and brainrotted just me. Someone to watch movies with, someone who just gets it. I'm willing to put up with a lot, lol. Everyone has their own shit to deal with, I don't blame them for that. Easy ass combination of green flags for me is that you listen to Lana and have a bush.

>Not looking for
Anyone who's flaky or rude to a fault, obese. Someone unable to take kindness.

>Discord Tag
d_igital_bath

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>ASL
25/bio f/near OKC

>bio
Slightly introverted girl who likes to play video games when I’m not at work. I am also obsessed with Pokemon. I have long dark hair, brown skin and I’m relatively petite. My favorite games right now are Stellaris, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Touhou and Cult of the lamb. It takes a bit for me to open up but I’m described as a “nurturing” person. My love language is acts of service, cuddles, cooking for my partner, etc.

>open to long distance?
Yes but only with someone from the US and I’d want to meet ASAP.

>looking for
Nerdy type of guy to hit it off with. Must be nurturing, non judgemental and patient with a provider mindset (ie; main breadwinner, traditional etc..) I’d love to be able to bond over video games with you. White guys only (bonus points if you have light colored eyes. <3) I am really into guys who can carry a conversation-- someone who has a lot to teach, passionate, is intelligent but also empathetic as well because I can be a bit emotionally sensitive.

>not looking for
People outside of the US, trannies, fat people (sorry), balding (sorry), people under the age of 25, non white men, coomers, narcissists, women, server invites, NEETs

>contact
pokec3l

I work a lot of hours (5 - 6 days a week with half of them being 12 hour shifts) so if I don’t get back to you right away I promise I didn’t ghost you.

>>33255098
Bonus points if you're into paranormal stuff, esotericism, and the occult.

25 F
I wish someone loved me enough to want to install malware and look at what I’m doing everyday on my computer, I want them to stalk any type of social media I have, I want a fed bf that genuinely likes me in a very wholesome way, you’d have to really work for any information if you’re bad at it
I wanna love you in the same way, abuse some drugs together and pet your hair while you’re half conscious, let’s play games together
I’m kind of kidding but not really
If you’re moderately serious about this, tell me you love me when I accept
:understandingyou

>>33255283
I dont need malware to know you're a catfishing troon

>>33255098
Contact ID does not work! But good look in your search.

Me
>31/m/Canada (southern Ontario)
>laid back
>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries
>can make fun of everything
>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas
>10/10 advice
>enjoys brightening your day with little things
>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays
>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to you

Looking for
>bio female
>18 - 35
>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)
>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter
>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker
>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any
>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it
>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch
>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too
>loves talking about anything and everything with me
>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day
>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake
>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)
>likes being horny as fuck with me
>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive
>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same
>caring, genuine person
>friend to animals
>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)

Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.

Vulcanore on discord

>>33255315
You’re being schizo, I’m not lying I’m not lying I'm not lying, let’s call and play games together

>>33255448
Gross you even type like a troon. You should seek mental help professionals, not a boyfriend, idiot.

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>>33255283
This person added me begging me for free shit then deleted me when I didnt respond lmao

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>>33209441
definetely another level of ai

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>ASL

32/ M/ middle Georgia.

> Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.

My life Is pretty normal. I live on my own with my little brother as my roomie. I work a stable job, I have 2 kids. They dont live with me, they are with their grandparents. there is no mother. My wife died this year. I'm not looking for someone to replace her. I'm slim/ muscular and I work out every other day doing calisthenics and alternating with lifting. I'm Christian. I have lots of hobbies; eg MTG, Guitar, motorcycles, hiking, bug hunting. My plan is to start my own business in the next 5-10 years.

>What are you looking for in a partner

I'm looking for someone that is relatively in shape, willing to try out new things, someone interested in one of the above hobbies and someone that will care about me. It's not necessary but is definitely going to help build chemistry. I dont mind a lil thicness as long as you don't look like a 1950's refrigerator. Someone who is Christian as well. Also must be ready and willing to ride on a motorcycle. Monogamy only please.

>Not looking for
Somone to replace the mother of my kids. Fat girls, men, trans, jews. If you have OF that means you too. No ENM/Poly


>Discord Tag

Roodypoo15#9566

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>ASL
23M4A
>about me
I'm on some Studio Ghibli kinda thing. I live in a rural community in a valley. I don't really talk to people, and they don't talk to me. I write fiction. I do it well enough to get paid for it, and I eat little enough to be able to live off of just that. I don't have a lot of worries, and if I wanted to, I could keep doing this until I die. I also do tabletop roleplaying and play League and WoW. I also sometimes draw, and I make a tiny bit of money through gamedev.
I have a mild cognitive impairment and I also struggle with memory loss, confusion, dissociation and altered alertness. I require to-do lists, calendars and other memory aids to stay on track. I wouldn't say it defines me. I don't think of myself as disabled. I still work and take care of others who can't.
I kinda like reality shows. I also like long videos about lolcows, public freakouts, etc.
I have quite a few plushies. Can't sleep without them.
>looking for
I generally just like positive attention and long talks. I can be a little picky with subjects, though. Exchanges can be just as good as long term friends.
My taste in partners has always been abusive, power hungry go-getters willing to do anything to get a leg up. Not exactly proud of it, but I also don't expect to find a partner here. There's a weird subconscious familiarity to abuse and taking care of abusers.
>not looking for
/pol/tards full of hate and spite, hypersexuality.
>tag
selvakitten

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>>33209441

>ASL
24/M/Poland, Silesia

>still working on my life, though i have many options, a place of my own and a job. im interested in many things, fitness, philosophy, hiking, lego, dreaming about a trip to japan

>looking for a girl with a big heart and a wide smile, who loves to cuddle and be spoiled, preferably old-fashioned

>not looking for someone too modern or too preoccupied with celebrity bullshit i guess. small chance we will connect

>contact
DC: erishand

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>ASL
23/M/TN
>Describe yourself and your interests.
Psychology, cooking, history, lost media, unsolved mysteries, spirituality/religions (particularly eastern stuff), philosophy, storytelling, journaling, meditation, biking, cultures, nature, animation, music (been craving shoegaze lately), architecture (esp art deco/classical styles)/aesthetics. I like politics, but I tend to keep my ideals to myself aside from some basic stuff, seems how politics is so divisive. Just know I'm a bit of a mixture; conservative but economically leftist.
>your life
I'm a NEET who's honestly very lost in life. My two goals in life now are to find love and a job I'd actually enjoy. I want to get out of little town and live a comfy life with my soul mate out in the quiet countryside
>What are you looking for in a partner
This'll be more of an ideal, not what I absolutely require in a lover:
Quiet, romantic, reserved, but bubbly for those that she allows in her personal life. Has a rich inner world and yearns to be truly understood. Creative, kind, and knows herself well. Wants nothing more than true love and a simple life. Has similar values and interests to me. Perhaps a neet, or something along those lines so that we can help each other get out and blossom
>Not looking for
Inexpressive people who can't hold a conversation beyond simple statements/words. Men, trans, adulterers/amoral folk, ghosts. Genuinely, if you're gonna friend me and never be around to talk, just don't friend me at all.
>Discord Tag
dhammapala

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>>33209441
>ASL
31M South Spain
>Physical description
Defined but not overly fit, 193cm, black hair
>Hobbies/Interests
Programming, vydia, reading, writing, hiking, gym
>Looking for
Someone that is willing to chat with me, learn about each other and have pleasant time with
>Not looking for
Spam
>Contact
longnightsalone_73306

I just want a gf who's a good person with huge boobs.

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>ASL
27/m/Michigan
>describe yourself and your life. Your interests
I work at a plastic factory Monday through Friday. If I'm not working, I'm either playing games or working on music (usually rock/metal influenced). I love listening and writing music, collecting vinyl, instruments and games, playing games (I have a pc and all the new gen consoles), and going to concerts, aquariums, malls and museums.
>what are you looking for in a partner
Someone that likes to do similar things and introduce me to new things too, and likewise for me too. And someone hopefully in the same state.
>what are you not looking for
One night stands, and bad hygiene
>discord tag
fataldisease

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28/M/Wilmington, Delaware

>About me
I'm your average chubby white guy. I moved for work a few months ago, so I'm new in town and don't really know anyone. I used to live in the south, so I'm having a pretty tough time adjusting to life up here. I like vidya, movies, tabletop gaming, and youtube vids. I also like to play casual sports, though I haven't found any good groups for that since moving. I really like trying new things, whether it's food or hobbies or anything else, so if there's always something you wanted a partner for then I'm totally down to try it. I have a passing interest in many things, from history to sailing to Broadway musicals. I have always wanted to travel across the world, especially to see cool ancient structures like the pyramids and Petra.
>Looking for
A sweet, supportive girl who is okay with ethical non-monogamy (MFF+ because I'm straight). My ultimate dream is to wake up to two cuties on either side of me and just cuddle the whole morning away. I would prefer a whole poly relationship rather than just having casual fuckbuddies. Beyond that, I have no absolute requirements as I just love meeting new people even though I can be a bit shy myself.
>Not looking for
- Trans girls. No hate, I'm just not equipped to handle that kind of relationship.
- Open Relationship. I may like my threesomes but that doesn't mean I'm just looking for a fuck pass. I won't be chasing any tail without my partners' enthusiastic permission.
- Other Dudes. I know I'm a hypocrite for this, but being straight plus wanting a full poly relationship means I don't want other dudes involved.
- Kids or Pets. Chill pets like snakes are alright though.

If you've read this and you're on the fence, don't be afraid to send a message. I won't think any less of you if it turns out we aren't compatible. I would still like to have had the opportunity to meet you.

Discord: brocephalous

>asl
28 m uk
>about me
White, 5"8 bottom gay guy. Work in marketing. Social, outgoing, not bad looking.
>interests
Music, history, politics, festivals, travelling
>looking for
Looking for a dominant guy for a relationship ideally. I want a guy who likes control and power and wants a relationship with a high level of kink and dom/sub dynamics.

Especially interested in guys who are white, and nerdy and right wing guys.
>not looking for
Bottoms, guys who just want something casual
>tag
telegram: twb96
Discord: zarabp
Kik: daddyissues796
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>ASL
19/M/TX
>bio
Currently in uni, I like to read and I have lots of plants
>open to long distance?
yes
>looking for
a girl willing to mutually obsess with me
>contact
discord-guymanthing_55328