>age41>hair growth drugsnot even once>transplants?nope>fappingnormally once a day, more when the girlfriend's on the rag, to the point of needing bandages on my dick with certain drugs
>page 9Well then, it appears this thread may have threatened some sort of narrative...
>>33225895Lol
>>33223915>fapping in templatewhat does masturbation have to do with the hair on your head? drugs mentioned twice in your post over the word hair idk anon based on your entire thread that's only got you in it I rate you junkie/10
>>33226899>what does masturbation have to do with the hair on your head?did you just start using 4chan yesterday?>drugs mentioned twiceone of those was in the context of a non-psychoactive prescription, karen. post your hair (if you got any).
>>33223915This hair is cruelty, it needs tio be brus hed ideally twice a day. It would otherwise end in knots and spliss. Still its better than the hair loss "men" are suffering from. I am 29 but a starchild.
>>33223915You look great for 41 anon.Age>26
>>33227803A better picture when I'm not fresh of a 13 hours shift.
>>33227776i'm digging those dark rock star curls, anon. only thing missing from that pic is an electric guitar in your hands. 7/10, turn up the volume on that hair and i could see that number going up. it needs to stand out more!>>33227803>>33227805... daaaaamn. i was not expecting to get mogged this hard, much less by post 7. solid 10/10, don't change a thing!>You look great for 41 anon.oh, dude, thank you! reading that, at my age, on this harsh board, coming from a guy with those good looks... yep, i'm gonna be holding onto this happy feeling for a long time.
>>33223915>>age>41you look like a 27 year old meth addict. i refuse to believe that you are any older than that & that you arent on meth
>>33228191>addictthat's a strong word, anon ;)>i refuse to believe that you are any older than 27my parents had a "car phone", my favorite christmas gift was a sony talkboy, and if i ever get alzheimer's i will forget my own damn name long before i forget the konami code. i hope you are as satisfied with my answer as i am flattered by how young you think i am. now post your hair.
>>33223915I hate my hair i always want to shave it off. Ur hair looks thin on top mr. Op but the ends look good>>33227776I think u should avoid brushing ur hair that might b why its frizzy desu
Serious "Joe Dirt" vibe, no?IDK if he's an "addict"...more like just uses it constantly because when he fails to he suffers a host of psychophysical stressors he cannot abide and so needs to re-supply, 24/7/365.25...so, not "addicted". Find another word meaning "dependent on a substance to the point you perceive your very life depends on you having it, so you continue despite it causing massive personal problems"...a word for that.
Op's girlfriend here. Op had cut my hair, and I'm giving this thread a tomboy bump.
>>33230308You look like you need to return your videotapes
>age25, dads side of the family is all bald men, moms side gives me hope.
>>33230756Holy shit anon, looks great. I want my future boyfriend to have hair like yours.
>>33230308the camera can't focus when you're that close, babe.>>33230361KEK>>33228255i think it's cute, kinda reminds me of phoebe from ghostbusters: afterlife. r8 8 m8.>>33229312interesting how all the critics itt won't post hair. care for a drink, anon? picrel. sauce: doi:10.1016/S0140-6736(10)61462-6>>33230756fuck, another 10/10? my dick can only take so much!
>>33223915TOO LONG, NEXT!>>33227776TOO FRIZZY, NEXT!>>33227803TOO LONG>>33228255cute>>33230308the patrick bateman comment is spot on>>33230756TOO LONG, NEXT
>>33230756i want you as my hubby…
shower? never heard of it
>>33231151messy, random, asymmetrical, flat in some spots while poofy in other spots. 4/10, do something before it gets matted.>>33231962long, simple, practical. 9/10, reminds me a bit of my own hair.
>>33231151the top of your head looks like my pubes. i know for a fact nobody can run their hands through your hair without yanking your scalp off, next.
>>332339270/10, no scalp and you made me break my neck
>>33233980there’s a scalp under there somewhere
>>33233989why is the top of your head cropped?do you look like picrel?
>>33234051it’s not cropped that’s just how i took the pic :p
>>33223915Medieval peasant phenotype, balding but not terrible for 40
>>33234142>that’s just how i took the picyou're worse at taking selfies than my girlfriend
>>33235305haha, thank you. i'm not convinced that i'm balding, it looks like i always remember it being. i've always had a wide part and a lot of forehead real estate. i'm definitely graying bit by bit, that much is certain, but i'm actually looking forward to my future silver mane.
>>33228255No, it would only cause even worse spliss and knots. I need to brush it daily, ideally twice a day and apply oil to make it halfway bearable.
>>33231151Jew
>>33233927nice hair desu. strong carhartt vibes
>>33235637if i was actually trying to take a selfie i would agree with u but that was just for the hair
>>33227805very very pretty hair very shiny 10/10>>33228255curly hair is SICK!!! 10/1010/10 everyone My highlights grew out from a year ago, now it looks horrible but whatever
>>33236432noooo i hate curly hair its too hard to manage >>33236092de-tangle it when its wet with product and air dry it. brushing curly hair especially dry is frizz city
31, no hair growth drugs, no transplants. sorry it's not the best quality picture, took it on a potato phone
BOOMPH
>>33223915
>>332427155/10 + 1 for the face>>33239333333/10 trips of cuteness checked
>>332409264/10, that style is a bit overdone. saw it on gay dudes who looked your age ~10-15 years ago.>>33236432impressive length, show front
27,My hair seems to be too long
>>33245110Don't mind the suspiciously large hands
I don’t really comb my hair>>33246946Cute
>>3324925410/10 SICK HAIR!
>>33249254>>33234142best itt
>>33249378Thanks, I grew it myself ;)
>>33249498no... way...
>>33249508Way. Btw feel free to add me on disc if you want on disc at whitexzombie
>>33249564my account is soft banned til tomorrow so i can't send dms or friend requests.. my account is beetlebugyy, so if you want you can send a friend request to me and I'll accept it the second i can
>>33249596All good. Added you
>>3324688410/10 because i cant understand the gender
>>33249254nice beardline bro>>33246946Scary in a cute way>>33246884confused, but impressive hair>>33234142Justin Timberlake is queeving right now
>>33251387Why tf did you turn it 4dump?
>>33236432>>33231962Nice hair too btw>>33230756Im not gay or anything... but god damn.
Opinions on my haircut? I don't like it, it's too short.>>33251387Hi Jesus
>>33251387You should become an aryan warrior and save the white race instead of playing fucking zelda. Your looks are too perfect to be lost.
>>33251387what does my hair have to do with justin timberlake
>>33251496Hello deciple.Would thou require wine?It might be a tight cut, it suits your skull.
>>33251572Something something sexy back.Its really not that hard to crack.Rating would be 8/10 but its too short for my personal liking, but them layers and waves are hard to ignore. Cherish them waves.
>age33>hair growth drugsno.>transplants?no>fappingNot as much anymore, maybe once or twice a week.
>>33251870thank you for bumping my thread, i've been a bit busy
>>33231151How about having some humility before you post here again you self-absorbed sand monkey. You look like a 50 year old jewish woman.
>>33251851Why do you basically have an empty room with two closets with mirrors on both sides?sure practical reason would be so can look how your ass and hair looks on the other side.but personally i think you just want to talk to "you" in the 7th timeline and you cant convince me otherwise.
>>33230756You’re in good luck anon, male pattern baldness comes from your moms side of the family genetically. I’m the same way, dads side have receding hairlines (not bald though) while moms side (including my 80 year old grandpa) still have full heads of thick hair. You actually look a lot like me as well just with much longer hair. Mines a little above the shoulders
>>33251500only aryan god itt is this guy right here>>33230756
>>33246884>jrLUUEFtdiscord now faggot please i beg
>>33254069>discordthat is typically where faggots congregate.
>>33245103thanks bro
>>33252299cope
>>33246946cute as a button, 10/10>Don't mind the suspiciously large handsi hope you play piano, those fingers are gonna make my girl jealous lol
>>33263202wheres ur hair
>>33263202dis nigga have no hair
Here's my hair, its long over due for a trim and its a pain to take care of xd>>33230756Oh my god you hair looks so silky and nice. share your secret!!!!
>>33263568Soooo cute!!!! your room is so cute too omg
>>33223915You look like you live in a very ghetto ass apartment.>>33227776Future shooter vibes>>33227803>>33227805Kewl guy>>33228255How are you eyes so un even? Did you have a stroke?>>33230308K>>33230756Actually good looking guy>>33231151Good looking but you have autism >>33231962Balding>>33233927Ur ghey>>33236092Seriously you are a creepy Tucker. Idk why but you scare the shit out of me
>>33239333Hey you tee the one with the nice fat juicy ass right? What was your Kik again?
As someone with a hair fetish this thread was a major disappointment.>>33240926I automatically swipe left on tinder when I see this hairstyle
I know my hair isn’t working right now, give advice pls >>33263568You’re cute with it like that though >>33263202Not sure what to say here, it’s not bad but it’s no hair but I guess it works if you can grow a small Afro thatd look good probably >>33251851I think it works for you man but also maybe just try a regular short cut you particularly like>>33251496It’s not bad I usually assume girls like this kinda cut >>33251387Not bad, I dig it man >>33249254Girls surely compliment your hair when they hit on you not bad either my man >>33246946Gorgeous, it’s very nice on you like that
>>33263768>You look like you live in a very ghetto ass apartment.nailed it! poor but happy, not much else to say.
>>33227776Discord??
