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Design YOUR ideal partner! The template is in the replies.

>DON'T: Argue and de-rail the thread
>DON'T: Make massive, "thirsty", or text-only posts
>DO: GET CREATIVE and DRAW!

Things to include in your post:
>their qualities
>their interests
>their QuIrKs
>their location

Make sure to be UNIQUE! the best images will have:
>lots of color
>clear, legible text
>decorations and accessories

Remember to /soc/ialize; Add a contact like:
>email
>discord
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>>33499089
Here's the template, happy posting!
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>>33499089
Hi, I'm M19 USA. The picture attached is my ideal gf, I drew it in my notebook today. I'm open to VC and watching movies over it, but only after we've known each other for a while
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Calling it now we have 10 posts until that pedo loli spammer post
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Hello, 27/M, disc : grincheux0741
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>>33499089
he could fix me. ideally, hed also be around my age (20yrs)
discord: rainmime
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>>33499089
25m dust5729
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>>33499565
not 100% sure if this is me but I think you'd still be pretty cool to talk to. As an added bonus you should add me on steam instead of discord (because i'm cringe ;3)
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Ideal gf. Any femanon like this? be my gf
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>>33499597
give me your steam then
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>>33499526
Fuck off chicken you god damn fucking pedo.
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>>33499526
Avoid, chickn is a known pedophile who lurks on /soc/ so he can be added by minors lurking the board. He's groomed and manipulated several children into sending him their nudes, and his last account got banned after he was reported for posting a child's nudes in a 4chan Discord.
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>>33499526
>>33499661
This is his face btw, he hates when it's posted since it's proof he's not a woman.
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>>33499633
my steam friend code is 220463874 :D
or you can just find my profile at https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198180729602/ because idk if those actually work lol
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Me
>27 f southern California
>Weeb who listens to Ariana grande and J-pop all day

Them;
>Early twenties or late twenties
>Huge PC gamer and weeb too
>Loves me for me

My discord tag is chickn333
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>>33499731

Why do you even bother when everyone knows the truth about you?
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>>33499731
give it a fucking rest you deranged fag
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picture is my ideal

me:
>ASL
23/m/Brazil

>About You/Hobbies
183cm, white, black hair and eyes, average to skinny. Sleeping/napping, piano, pc games, reading manga, cooking/baking

>Looking For
BBW+ 18-28 people, ideally women, the heavier the better. Looking for interesting chats, if you have feederism related memes, send them to me

>Not Looking for
Nudes, pic exchanges, roleplaying

>Contact Info
Jfac01
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>>33499731
>>33499664
>>33499661
>>33499641
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>their qualities
She cute
>their interests
Playing videogames and watching anime
>their quirks
Anything is fine
>their location
Uruguay
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My Discord is 21181514
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Me
<23, M, white, Chile - ES,EN,PT
<Instagram brainrot meme abuser, i lose neurons every time im on IG (IG algorithm is showing me a lot of femcel posts, I'm trapped please help me escape that hell)

Hobbies
<Music, military, videogames, clothing, airsoft, makeup (I don't know how to not look like a twink but i like it, please help), hairstyle, manwhas (the Korean ones, romance, drama, tragedy, josei), language, gore, photography, hate crimes, war, more music, happy music, sad music, not paying taxes.

Them
<Looking for any friendship, if you're from a different country, have a different language, and culture, the better
<Not looking for relationship, nudes, or pic exchange, please behave you sick fucker
<Please shower and at least take minimum care from yourself, I'll make you do it >:c
<Let's learn from each other experiences, culture, language, music, opinion, knowledge.
<If you want to have a cat dancing or a Chinese luck video on your IG dm's every day, I'm the one I really enjoyed drawing this little shit, i never thought about paint being funny

<Discord
tushonka
(The one with this song as bio: No Morrow Shall Dawn, Thy Light, tim yatras)
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>>33499671
>https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198180729602/
gl bro but just letting you know steam is more risky to post publicly than discord
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Her qualities

Kind
Motherly
Likes to cook
Stacked
Long hair
Likes videogames and anime
Doesn't care about my lack of datin experience.
Doesn't care I'm in my 30s.
Wants kids.
Wants to travel.
Okay with my weird life style.
Doesn't care about material stuff.
Loves nature.
Loves art.
Loves to go out and do stuff.
Willing to move or let me move to her in 90 days.
Likes to Video Chat and Voice chat.
Kinky and open to a lotta stuff.
Likes bad puns.
Wants to get married within a year.
Communicates well.
Doesn't have any major mental illnesses.
Loves animals.
Likes edgy jokes and general shitposting.
Thinks Gundam is rad.
Wants me not an ideal version of me.
Wants true love and all the other stuff thats considered gay and cringe now a days.
Someone who sees the light in the world and greets it with open arms.

My Discord
ray.olight
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don't leave me
female/usa
@cygnetstatuette
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>>33502820
This user is 16 years old, be extremely careful.
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>>33499112
I forgot to add my tag. If you liked my post, please add me here:
>DIscord
beautyisreal
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>>33499089
old pic
23/M/242lbs/6'4"/Hungary and East Euro (dual citizenship) willing to relocate anywhere
nw 600k
work in ai research
hope someone can fix me because I cant.
DC = pusztitopako47
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>>33499089
f/eu
i just want someone to love and someone to love me

dc = burg3_
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>>33499759
I wonder the same thing. I’ve seen them post time and time again and then showing who they are always. They have to be mega retarded to keep trying
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>>33499089
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>>33503602
least obvious wide-net-casting catfish
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>>33503684
Really cute and still have your drawing of my ideal GF saved lol
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>>33503684
drawfag you're the savior of these threads, thank you for blessing us with your presence
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>>33504045
She'd have a working discord if that was the case
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>Rumiko Takahashi gf
She's so adorable young or old.
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>Age/Sex/Location
34/male/St. George, Utah (primary) & Las Vegas, Nevada (secondary)

>About
-White
-/o/tist/car hoarder (3 so far)
-Stock/Crypto/Precious Metal investor
-Good with computers
-Not self-hating
-Pureblood/unvaxxed

>MINIMUM STANDARDS FOR PARTNER:
-19-35/BIOLOGICAL FEMALES ONLY/White and/or asian (just be pale)
-Pureblood/unvaxed
-Drawfag/artist
-Has at least a cursory knowledge of internet lore and/or frequents sites like Kiwifarms
-Not easily offended by things like unpopular opinions or slurs
-Goth/alt (optional), Thicc/curvy, tomboyish
-does (or would do) aerobics/80's exercise video workouts as an exercise routine

>BONUS
-Frequents /pol/
-Is in Utah/Arizona/Nevada/Southern California
-Mostly dresses in workout clothes and would shamelessly wear them on a date
-Looking for a roommate to contribute to the rent (If we hit it off and actually get along, if you're relatively sane and not a NEET, and you're interested in relocating)

>NOT LOOKING FOR
-Guys
-Trannies/LGBT
-Dark skinned individuals <-- This cannot be stressed enough. DO NOT contact me if you are one of these.
-Leftards
-Single Moms <-- Seriously, don't contact me if you're one of these. I will not lower myself to helping you raise the offspring of your deadbeat exes.
-Anyone outside of the US <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Retards who are gonna die in a few years because they took the (((vaccine))) <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough

>Discord
edisonlightbulb
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>>33505527
Yawn.
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>>33505527
what if shes a single mom who's husband died of cancer
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.sladger
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>tag
sleeptightgrimrite
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>>33503602
you and me both girlie
a girl can dream
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18/f/us
seahorse100
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>>33499089

28/M/USA

>their (stuff)
Covered everything pretty well in the image. This is a compilation of things I find attractive. Not everything is required for me to like someone, but similar interests (platonic/romantic/sexual) are a must, and my preference for body type is unfortunately non-negotiable.

Please be a decent person as well, I'm looking for someone I'd want to spend my life with. Part of that includes being trustworthy to treat me well.
>their location
Preferably somewhere in the USA since different citizenship complicates things massively. I'm looking for someone I'd want to spend my life with, and getting together in person is obviously important.
>your (stuff)
I'll have a version depicting myself in the "post yourself" companion thread. You can search it with my discord tag using ctrl F. If you have any questions or can't find it for whatever reason, feel free to add me and I can answer/send it to you.
>your ideal relationship dynamic
Gentle femdom/role reversal
>Contact
soldier69 on discord
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I'm the male, obviously.
Discord: .winterenjoyer
Email: winterenjoyer@proton.me
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Hi, I'm M 19 USA. I'd just like to get to know someone over Discord, maybe we could vc or video call some time too
>discord
beautyisreal

P.S. I know my tag/posts have been strewn about lolcow farm. I welcome any adds from there too. I would like to meet someone to build a life together with, if things work out that way of course. God bless
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>>33507106
always in the US, i weep
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>>33507106
me but im 28
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24/M/USA

boggington on discord
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>>33499599
im here hi
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>>33508297
where you from? how old are you?
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>>33508297
his ideal gf sounds good to me too lol
my disc tag is weeknd_97
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>>33499089
There's no need for me to expend any effort in drawing and describing my idea of the perfect gf; Japanese men with undiagnosed autism already do that for me repeatedly.
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>>33508580
shameless retard
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>>33508619
These are fun to make
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>>33508610
>implying furudo erika is your ideal gf
I'm a man but I love you anon
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The love of your life is NOT a 4chan user.
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>>33508710
>The love of your life is NOT a 4chan user.
But you are the love of my life...
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>>33508619
>>33508621
Very cute, I like these a lot. I hope you'll post yourself in the other thread too.
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>>33508715
What is the root cause of the Yzilma fujoshi arc?
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>>33509080
If you check the image, it was taken on June 29th, 2024. Meaning, it started when DT released, which also means, I was interested in Samsara side by side with Bassa. Both my characters being updated, and the way I wrote Samsara to always be obedient and subservient even if it is against his pride, ego and integrity has always appealed to me. The snappy yet loyal servant. It's an interesting archetype, as Samsara will demean DB, talk down to DB, but will always follow DB as it is his life. DB is his life.
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>>33509092
>Samsara will demean DB, talk down to DB
And DB takes it? Is he a masochist?
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>>33509108
DB sees it as a color he does not see from other people, he welcomes anything as long as it is honest and is unrestrictive. He wants to see the artist in the hearts of other people. He was born into slavery in Ul'dah, is uneducated so he does not know how to read or write, and was essentially stuck on the same sandy and stone streets of the city. What he sees in Samsara is just unlike anything before, someone whose actions always speak louder than his words, which is also helped by the fact Samsara does not like speaking.
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>>33509115
>he does not know how to read or write
If he wants to know the artist in the hearts of people, wouldn't he benefit from learning how to read? He should make Samsara teach him so that he can enjoy the literature of those who have poured their heart into their writing.
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>>33509124
When his new owner (Treble) bought him and then freed him after, she tried to teach DB how to read and write. The most he can do is make out small words in small sentences together (which Samsara is good for because he talks in short spouts) but not long drawn out instructions or descriptions. He eventually gave up on learning how to do either because he felt like reading and writing is dishonest and is not a true form of art. It is limited he thinks and is too slow as a form of communication.
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>>33509131
Did she buy him with the intention of freeing him, or did he change her mind about the virtues of slavery? And why does he stay with her?
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>>33509141
She was from Gridania, and bought him with the intention of freeing him. He stays with her because that is his wife.
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>>33509141
I should also add that DB being raised in slavery finds slavery to be necessary for Ul'dah to persist, he doesn't have good ethnic values.
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>>33508715
>>33509092
>>33509115
>>33509131
>>33509143
>>33509148
hi yzilma
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>>33509153
Hey.
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>>33508715
>>33509092
>>33509131
>>33509143
>>33509155

tf is this shite
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>>33509163
no i mean what is that shite you keep posting screenshots of, it looks awful
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>>33509143
I'm guessing the story is that Treble fell in love with Bass (or Note, I've stalked you too much to pretend that I doj't know about the name change), and then decided to free him? I wonder how a presumably wealthy Gridanian would end up meeting a slave from Ul'dah.
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>>33509166
Don't worry about it, I already told you.
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>>33509158
>>33509166
it's based now let the man tell his tale
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>>33509167
We haven't wrote why they met, and I am still writing Note's story to be more concise and streamlined. What I brainstormed so far is that,
>DB is a graverobber
>DB was sent into a tomb by himself to retrieve something by his owner at the time
>He either meets Treble before, during or after and saves her life from bandits and other graverobbers
>Both of them venture into the tomb
>They make it out together with what they found
>They use what they found to buy DB's freedom
>Eventually fall in love and get married
She's not too wealthy, but her parents don't have much.

What I was really inspired by for DB's story was the Prince from Prince of Persia 2008. He doesn't even have a name (neither does DB have an actual name), or parents, or anything, he just wanders and robs graves. He isn't intelligent and is often selfish. I recommend playing it at least once. Also DB is more Persian looking than he is White or Hispanic or Black.
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>>33509200
>They use what they found to buy DB's freedom
The owner didn't mind that Note used the money he was robbing for the owners sake to buy his own freedom?
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>>33509223
It can be argued that feeding, maintaining and looking after property is exhausting, equivalent to a pet. To free their hands of a living person while also getting paid sounds like a good deal. I am sure they had leverage with knowing that DB can just escape with Treble if he so pleased, he just didn't know he had the option.
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>>33509235
Your comment about pets made me sad because it reminds of the fact that I have to give my cat away :(
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>>33509244
I am sorry man, I had a recent experience where I wanted to take care of someone's cat and I couldn't just afford the time and dedication to it. He was a guy I adopted for two weeks from /aan/, and he brought his cat and I have been wanting to get one for a long while. Name it Staircase, Potatoes, The MONSTER. But... I didn't want a revolving door where he comes back and forth into my home. They both had to go.
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>>33509256
>He was a guy I adopted for two weeks from /aan/
I didn't know that people did that for real. How many IRL meet-ups have you had because of 4chan? Let's circle back to the original topic of fidning true love here.
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>>33509271
I have had a few women wanting to meet up with me in NYC, but I am truthfully afraid of ever meeting a woman from 4chan. It always tends to be someone flakey, or just saying things to keep you around and not actually following through. I have only met... one person from 4chan and that was the NEET I adopted. This was because I was curious on what housing someone would be like, and my girlfriend at the time saying I had too many FEMALE friends and it made her uncomfortable, so I tried to make a MALE friend for once. I have met over 10 people from FFXIV on the other hand. I have took in a 41 year old woman I met from FFXIV recently, and she is here until December.
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>>33509276
So I guess you can't find true love on 4chan...
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>>33509281
I have had a girlfriend FROM 4chan, she was lovely. Although, she wasn't really from 4chan, she was just a tourist on 4chan. Which tends to be issue with most women on this site, they have nowhere else to go and just collect options from 4chan to talk to. It's less intrusive and more quick to action. Which is why there are so many mismatches here.
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>>33509282
>I have had a girlfriend FROM 4chan, she was lovely
>past tense
RIP in peace.
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>>33509294
She was autistic, lonely, and I was and still am in a terrible year of let downs from people. It was no one's fault. Plus I made her have an orgasm often, she was skinny, Swedish, and a virgin. Nice.
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>>33509295
>I was and still am in a terrible year of let downs from people
I hope things look up for you in the future. I'll leave you be for now.
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>>33509315
Well, it's going to be. This year was me losing a lot of people due to me just being done waiting for people to grow up. All my close friends were still being children and doing the same thing since Middle School, and I was basically making major changes to me and myself. Eventually it got to the point I wanted to surround myself with strong people. I wanted that to be the reflection of myself.

I left them all behind. I am done living victim to the inaction of weak men and women. Here's a song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gn4qum4sSg
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37/m/california

discord:mcboots
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>>33509323
>>33509315
I also made this picture just to THAT song.
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my ideal partner is an autistic black girl where is she
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Please do not interact with minors if they add you from the site.
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All I want is a contrarian arthoe to watch movies with. Tinto brass, exploitation movies, Serge Gainsbourg, Emmanuelle, Jane Birkin, Vincent Gallo, the works.


I'm 25/m, my discord is scary_61st. And pic is us
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>>33499089
i was going to make a post and then i saw all the other ones and realized it was going to be a waste of time
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She doesnt exist, why even live
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>>33509692
please post disc im everything on your post except Black
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>>33508621
this sounds exactly like me that's cute.

thank you for posting.
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>>33508619
nigga really just said he wants to fuck susan sontag
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>>33509886
tetrachlorohydrex
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>>33509442
These retards should just fuck off from the site permanently. Men are impatient creatures, and will not want to wait for anyone. They are just going to take advantage of you, don't be a victim and leave.
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>>33499112
>>33500161
>>33509621
caught between sicko couples
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>>33511878
holy fucking shit, you did the screenshot I posted insane justice. I'm saving that, it's gonna put in a lot of work. Thank you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
Me on the left flank, you on the right
(you) not being chubby/fat is not a deal breaker
disc is friendlyconversation
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>>33511878
Anon, i fucking love you, you made my day, haha the poor girl on the middle is just comical, i laughed so hard haha <3
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>>33507359
>female
>plays GSGs
You are looking for a unic-
>plays GSGs, plays fucking Anbennar, AND has never even HEARD of TNO
The person you want does not exist. I guarantee it.

Have a particularly groß grossgermaniums as consolation.
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>>33501776
Pls don't any women add this guy, besides being an extreme degenerate, which you could probably tell from the pic he decided to use, he's also fat and slobbish. He has nothing to offer any woman but wants a gazillion things from her. He gives off creep vibes, from one femanon to any others out there. (I added him from a different post, yo be a friend, where he completely lied about his personality)
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>ASL
28/M/TX
>your qualities
pretty handsy with tools, can cook, and I'm training to be one of the strongest, zug zug.
>your interests
mmos, competitive games, jrpgs, retro stuff and anime
>your quirks
I sniff hard and a lot to clear my nostrils

>their qualities
23+ stinky femcel thats a shutin and plays vidya games all day
either shaped like a flat twig or pudgy from a junk food diet
girlfailure aesthetic
>their interests
breakcore, /x/, conspiracy videos
has at least 1000 hours into any game
>their QuIrKs
shouts kys or retard whenever they get angry
uses ancient meme lingo and has their mind stuck in the 2000 era
>their location
doesn't matter since I can do LD or we can just stay as online friends

>your ideal relationship dynamic
hisses at me when I get them to shower
begs for food or headpats like a needy pet
>tag
retro_muscle
>DISCLAIMER
if you dont fit the description then please dont add me just because you found my post "interesting"
I dont check my discord often since it takes forever for males to get an add
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>>33512633
Da....Dad?
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>>33508445
oops forgot to come back !! drop ur contact and ill tell you everything abt me like ever
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>me
30 m usa
Aspd,sadistic,obsessive,possessive

>you
Pic
>discord
Mortuus_ursi
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>>33499089
My ideal partner:
Not a porn addict
great relationship with their father
normal
doesn't consume troonslop
hates trannime
bullies children online for their cringe niche interests
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>>33514000
Perfect 10/10 woman.
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>>33510015
No I'm plenty patient I'd wait on a kind and decent woman perfectly fine, hell the last one intentionally wasted 4 months of my time telling me to be "patient and understanding".
What I wouldn't do is interact with an underage girl on the internet, someone 18 is already kind of weird for my age, I definitely ain't talking to no one under that.
>>33512633
You should have added me I would have lied, manipulated, tricked and tried to seduce you into letting me do some premarital hand holding and then go on a picnic and if we really like each other maybe a little bit of light cuddling.
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I know what I want.
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>>33511878
I know that feel all too well...
dying alone, but im cool with that
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>>33513776
Discord is sorokara4
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>>33514282
Is picnicking actually a thing people do in real life? I mean I’ve seen barbecues at parks before but nothing involving baskets.
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>>33514493
No women don't actually like picnics, they despise them.
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Made a thing
Discord mostlynormal
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>about
m, east asian.

>looking for
white girls who are:
+ somewhat smart or hardworking
+ maybe ironically or actually racist
+ into east asian guys
+ into amwf raceplay

>interests
other than your unfiltered thoughts, rants, and feelings?

>disc
xreiss1022
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>>33512484
the never heard of TNO is a subtle troon joke. I've actually met females that played map game before it just never worked for one reason or another.
I think the most interesting part of that map is big Cilicia
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>>33506751
wehavetwohundredcoucheswhereyoucan
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JOIN THE GREATEST SERVER EVER > NO REAL RULES, NO FOIDS, NO ORBITERS!! JOIN IF YOURE A TRANNY BTW!!! D!!!!!!!!!!
https://discord.gg/bsKDXR33
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idc if this makes me look bad, a bodybuilder style pokemon would literally be my ideal bf:

>hot
>strong
>will protect me
>will never ask for sex
>(will only stare at me with affectionate confusion in the moments I lose control of myself)
>will literally always be there for me
>will exercise with me and hug and play outside together
>no independent thoughts
>will do hard labor for me no questions asked
>very existence implies the world is a family friendly utopia

hum*n males can't even compete
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>>33516626
is this the fat retard version of fucking your own dog
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>>33516626
so me
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>>33516626

Big strong, quiet man to just be nice to you? Maybe.

Discord is misterspacial
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>>33514000
SOUND SO BASED
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I feel like this is too generic but adding more feels like too much
I'm probably overthinking this
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>>33516626
>will machoke you
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Hey ya'll! 23 M here, lately I have been really lonely and pretty depressed, but also ultra horny. I am basically looking for a long term ideal buddy and friend who has similar ideals as I do when it comes to online friendships (and horny friendships). I am looking to develop a friendship with this person. Ideally chat with them while I do tasks at work, and maybe when I am home alone or about to get in the shower! Anyways, if that appeals to you, here are some of my interests.

My Hobbies/Interests
>>Hiking, Computers, Video Games (Minecraft, TBOI, Terraria, BTD6, COTL), Reading, Movies, All kinds of TV, cooking.

What you may be like
>>Hung (over 4 inches ideally)((Although I am looking for either men or women, so if you're a dominant woman I am definitely more than open to chatting with you! The hung part is just for men, as a woman you could show me cocks that of pornstars or whoever you want, it's your choice I would be your toy!), more dominant, porn obsessed and open to making me more addicted by feeding me, open to pet names/name calling, open to managing when I am allowed to stroke and what to (ie only letting me jerk off to content you sent me)

Some of my specific sexual interests
>>Pawgs, tight clothes, yoga pants, leggings, tight dresses, dancing, twerking, poledancing, BBC, BWC, big cocks, sph, sissy hypno, degredation, joi, humiliation, big booty, and much much more. Some of my favorite models, are Alexis Texas, Siri Dahl, Abella Danger, Mandy Muse. But I am very openminded so please get me addicted to your favorites!

Thank you for reading this in full! If you are interested please reach out to me. I am more receptive on Discord than telegram but I figured I would leave both as options!

Discord
>>lilbrim
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>>33509692
the two girls who added me turned out to be retarded/useless

i never saw that coming
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>>33519981
>kind of retarded but not in a cute way
br00tal
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>>33519007
Never responds
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>>33519981
wow big surprise
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>>33519981
did they at least fit the chart?
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>>33499089
Hello Hi. I collapsed further into myself the more I recited the phrase:

"I want a fat bitch that cain't cook"

I began to mumble and whimper the truth, as it all dissolved into fractals I helplessly passed through. Colors stretched and slowly rotated with dull glows of brown, yellow, green, purple and red, collapsing me with them. My body flattened out to a sheet that spanned the cosmic plane, with a constant feeling of a limb being yanked, but further and further and further. "I want a fat bitch that cain't cook"

I am now here and am requesting a retard fat loser that smells like shit, because that's what I like and that's what gets me on hard.

If you don't like it, suck and egg!!!

dizcord myshitnasty
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>>33499089
Discord:UnDefeatedoftheeast
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>>33516626
that is so cute. i cannot possibly see how it would make you look bad.
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>>33521343
one was a serial white/chubby edater and the other was a halfbreed who didnt really talk, so no
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>>33519007
We chatted for a while a month ago and really hit it off. I incel sperged on you when you forgot my nationality after you were sleep deprived. I saw a few of your posts and miss your attitude, is it okay if I re-add you?
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>>33521355
>>33523768
>>33513987
Maybe if you put some fucking effort in you might not make love to your hand for the 30th year in a row
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>>33499089
Erm this isnt my ideal this is just me
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>>33515161
How old?
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Ideal gf:
>25-33/bio F/US
>skinny/not overweight, natural/casual style
>considerate/caring/loyal/supportive
>fine with staying in a bit, won't get stir crazy if we're not active all the time
>quiet or talkative, introverted or extroverted (both are equally fine)
>at least somewhat intellectually curious
>affectionate, at least average libido
>insecurites/issues okay, but please don't be suicidal
>open to serious LTR (LDR okay)

Me:
>39/m/US
>6'3, thin, pale, blue eyes
>empathic/loyal/inquisitive
>educated, wide general knowledge base
>very communicative and attentive
>read fiction lit, some manga
>lived overseas for a time, speak a second language (jp)
>grew up on RPGs, only really play a handful of online games regularly now
>struggle with OCD

Discord: varandra
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>>33512633

I have no idea who this person is. I've never lied to anyone about want I want in a relationship. I am sorry I offended you or gave you a bad impression. I might've meet you in a bad time in my life. I'm currently doing much better and hope you are too.
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I still miss you sometimes
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>>33501776
Wants everything, offers nothing. Good luck lmao
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>>33512633
>>33531847
thanks for the heads up
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>>33531986
I didn't think people needed earnings to avoid someone who spans the same shit in multiple threads daily.
Go figure
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>>33531659
I fit all of this perfectly anon. What’s ur contact?
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The red texts are dealbreakers, the black texts are added bonuses!

disc: mymayjailer
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>>33532473
I don't chronically use soc and check every thread for a person's username and previous post. I just didn't want any other girl to even thik about adding that creep if they were the same as me. :p He, at least in the past, would post pictures and descriptions that would paint him as a human being while being a degenerate. I gotta look out for my sisters so yeah
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>>33533565
Man I wish I could warn people about my ex, but they'll find out themselves I guess.
If someone is portraying themselves as a victim only just run don't look back.
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>>33531624
>i might have met you in a bad time in my life
That's the most poor excuse you can use when it comes to doing something wrong. You didn't even try to rebute being a creepy slob either. If you're going to be rude at least own up to it and say that's who you are.
>>33533565
Well good on you but if I see anyone selling themselves using any sort of sexually charged imagery here or anywhere else that's always a turn off/red flag for me and I'm a guy so I imagine most women would have even less tolerance for that sort of thing. These types of people are usually pretty see through right away regardless.
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>>33533697
That's def something i do but in the first time i saw his user he used a image similar to the I'm posting here. like it made him seem much more "sensitive" i guess u could say. Nothing like the one he used in this thread. I just want everyone to know that username is attached to porn addict.
Also that's why i didn't even respond to his "apology". This dude was straight up sending porn "memes" less than a month of talking to him, unprompted. Idk how many women find humor in looking at your weird personal hentai but i don't. Pretty sure he was also trying to make me as uncomfortable as possible during our talks. Not just women, but men too, avoid this asshole like the plague!!!!
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>>33533219
It's battlemerones on Discord. Hope to hear from you soon anon.
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>>33533565
>I don't chronically use soc and check every thread for a person's username and previous post.
run their username through one of the archives and you'll get a pretty good overview of what they're like in no time at all, it really helps filter out a lot of the sussy bakas
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Hit me up if you like thicc abusive clowns.

uwuowouwuowouwuowouwuowo
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>>33502820
lost access to my account :(
made an updated one w/ more info about me!
@mossfanatic
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>>33535866
Will ghost the moment you ask for her age, clearly underage
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>discord
hellykitto
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>>33537249
are you the euro gf or looking for one
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>>33536151
Yeah someone said that already.
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>tfw i will never find anyone like this
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>>33537626
"Has a job" is a hard one.
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>>33537786
Yeah...
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>>33499731
hi, id add you if you were hot but you're not so you don't get to groom me :/
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>>33537626
like the other anon said, 'has a job' is a hard one. Maybe get an unemployed one and try to coach her into turning her silly hobby into a business
I don't think you can get a hippie gal AND a breadwinner at the same time p a l
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>>33499089
>>33499089
Im 19f, mexican
Basically i look like the female version of this (no mustache and longer hair)
152cm
Artsy w girly hobbies

Pls don't add me if ur a criminal, or neet, or a sexual deviant, or yeah thats it
Discord is mlghosphe
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>>33512929
I love my bf. He's goody, cuddles with me, gives me boing dong, burgar and man juice. Also hates trannies, big government, and wants to have a homestead and kiddos together.

Thank you whoever made the ideal thread on february
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>>33538296
I don't expect her to be the breadwinner at all, I just can't be the sole earner of the house. In this economy? Absolutely not.
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>>33538339
adapt and get your salary up son
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What happened that there's a bunch of namefags now all over soc. Fucking tiktok kids
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prefer other canadians but long distance is fine
reply with your discord if youre interested tired of having to check a burner

me:
29m canada
fatherly type, beard, glasses, sort of quiet, deep voice
on-call job so i'm at home a lot
going back to school eventually to teach my job
part time funnyman
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>>33499089
>me
virgin, 25, nc usa
hairy skinny Jesus look-alike
>discord
_squidman_
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>>33538329
wait wtf I didn't mean to reply to a post
that was awkward, sowwy
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>>33499089
boop :3
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>>33503684
this is actual me can i have ur contact pls pls pls
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>>33538989
What can you teach
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>>33538989
Also what are you from?
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>>33538996
a bunch of things
i like learning new skills as well
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>>33539006
windows4lol
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>>33538964
what country are you from?
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>>33540340
USA
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am i really weird for scrolling through these kinds of threads just to see if im any ones ideal type,
and then when i eventually find one, ill probably be too scared and/or shy to message them
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>>33541464
Nah, I do the same
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>>33541464
you're real as fuck. i did actually end up adding someone because i was literally everything in their post but they still ended up unadding me a few days later. i stopped looking after that
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I'm M 19 USA, the picture is my ideal. I'd just like to get to know someone over Discord, maybe we could vc or video call when we get to know each other better.

>discord
beautyisreal
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>>33503684
Kind of looks like me?? Very little tho I guess.

As for my ideal bf it's in the pic i'll probably draw him later.
Me:
ASL - 18/Female/Brazil
Autistic so i am obsessed with shit like fictional men and cringe stuff.

This post isn't really to find a boyfriend as I'm too retarded to maintain something so serious as this just thought about socializing a bit.
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>>33542070
Drew him
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>>33542070
Favourite bands?
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>>33542119
Underrated stuff I wouldn't know about so he can overexplain it to me
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>>33542124
Meant what you like but that is a cute answer. Should he be super masculine or something, religious etc
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>>33542130
I don't really care for religion but if he were to have one probably christianism. As for the masculine part probably yes.
I can just imagine him wrapping his arms around me...
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i just want to date a normal human being
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>>33542130
As for the types of song I like I don't really follow artists or genres, I find something I like and listen to it.
The main songs I'm listening at the moment are waltz in e major from cojum dip and wonderland from yakui the maid
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>>33542147
Ah okay yeah I get that. My life right now has been revolving around this song for way too fucking long. But it is so good https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SulLAzGtVF8
>>33542142
I see. yeah makes sense, and why can't you maintain a relationship?
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>>33542160
I get obsessed but then can rapidly lose interest, so I refuse to get in a relationship to avoid hurting the person.
I'm also very cringe.
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>>33542175
>I get obsessed but then can rapidly lose interest
Sounds like every girl I've met on this site, honestly.
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feel like this is asking for too much but oh well
>ASL
19/M/US (GA)
>discord
redcheese123
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>>33543549
Homeless guy being an awfully big cheggar
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>>33543556
i should of never mentioned homelessness dammit!!
im not homeless, but since i live with my parents, and my parents dont have a house, im temporarily living with relatives, along with my parents, until my parents get a house
is that a good explanation of it??
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>>33543582
It's good enough I guess.
Why would you mention such a massive red flag then get upset when people mention it?
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>>33543750
i didnt expect it to get interpreted that way,
looking back at it i can understand how,
oh well i think i just ruined my luck with getting anyone from this thread or the other one,
better luck next time!!
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>>33543763
Alright then that was always allowed
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>>33543217
There are other factors of why I don't date people too.
Like the fact I am obsessed with my husbando in a unhealthy way.
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seeking a female

i will contact you
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26m, discord is scary_61st
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dis: blank100k
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i wish people that added people from these threads would exercise some basic etiquette by not adding them for unrelated things or if they have absolutely no romantic inclination towards the poster. also why bother building up a relationship if you're not even entertaining the possibility of something more? wish i'd never fucked with these threads, i feel worse than i have in ages.
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>>33548150
yeah, I mean I'm lonely enough to keep lurking but know better than to make a high effort post or expect anyone to want anything real. the one exception I found in all my time here turned out to just be lying about the kind of person they were and turned out instead to be rather awful.

I think most people treat this like a purely hypothetical exercise and are unwilling to commit even when someone is exactly what they were looking for.
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>>33548228
it was crippling loneliness that made me post but, wow, it all feels like one big exercise in futility from the way you describe it. in a lot of ways, these threads are more shallow than the 101 nsfw ones because at least those are honest. i'm all for getting to know people and take things slow but if romance isn't the intention at all, why add anyone from these threads?
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>>33548364
>>33548150

Keep rolling
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>>33541464
Yeah
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discord: Hieronymus21
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>>33553115
added
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I didn't know what to call her
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>>33556258
I basically know that gorl but unfortunately I know she has great f cup tits
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>>33556297
No.... they finally got to her... it's over.



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