>Trying to date>Doing it literally just for easy blowjobs on the regular (but can still be nice/kind to women)>50% of all people are women>Seems almost impossible>IRL women are polite but not interested in dating>Online is next level crazy>90% of profiles are catfish profiles>Kink/Sex Sites literally go like this>Fat ugly retard bitch has profile with 4/10 looks max (still possibly catfish)>Profile LITERALLY reads:>If you don't look like 10/10 model WITH PROOF, fuck off you evil creep I don't ever want to talk to you YOU WILL BE REPORTED>Gay sex is so easy to come by even from 10/10 faggots its absurd>Gays literally offer to suck your dick, lick your ass, the works. Some will pay you>No bullshit>No having to lie or have money or play games with anyone>Feel like I could literally ask any gay dude off the street for straight up sex and there might be a 50% chance they say yesWhy is the world this fucking stupid? I understand sexual modesty, I understand shyness, I understand low self esteem, but why is this real?
>>33513651This is basically the average >>>/adv/ post dude just go there.
>local man discovers dating women takes effort, becomes gay insteadthis is so funny
>>33514061troon award
>>33513651It's not really any different even if you're looking for something sincere long-term and monogamous.Except maybe for the gays they seem to struggle with that stuff.>>33514061Nah sincerity and effort are never enough, and sometimes are even looked down upon.If women in general really did wonder where all the good men have gone they wouldn't do things like intentionally lead on a man for months who only wanted something wholesome.
>>33514061t. a woman not worth the effort
>>33514140ok but like OP is looking on sex sites and shook every1 on there is as lonely as he is with as equally inflated standards. thats so crazy i cant believe that doesnt work wtf?sorry but the girls who will put up with u long enough to suck ur limp dick r the fat whores :(
>>33513651around 8 times as many men than women. god should shoot himself
>>3351421650.5% of the US population is female
>>33514234where are the single ones thenI'm not baiting I'm legitimately asking. I'll accept I'm weird short autist but there has to be a woman that is just as much of a loser as me.
>>33514236Play an MMO.
>>33514195Maybe I don't actually care about his endeavor but only posted to vent, brought on by the vaguest sense of empathy towards a sisyphus like struggle?Maybe even if I think it's repulsive that he is seeking out oral sex from loose women that don't value themselves whatsoever, there is some part of me that seeks the triumph of the human struggle?Maybe after so much loss someone winning something against an uphill battle is nice?Realistically he's probably going to find a fat chick and it's probably going to hurt when he pees.And realistically I ain't going to find jack shit because what I want is absurd.
>>33514240I would actually try it if you're not being ironic
>>33514256I am not. I met lots of lonely vulnerable single women on FFXIV. Women love MMOs because of the social spaces and customization, get to it.
>>33514259Alright I'll probably be really behind every woman on ffxiv because it's been out for years. But that almost sounds like it could work. Thanks yzilma
>>33514271You'll get banned if you do that, just call lonely wallflowers cute.
>>33514259fucking how? every woman I meet on 14 is already taken by some other nerd autist that found them first or some eboy fuck.
>>33514276Women on FFXIV are actively whores and will cheat on their partners with you if you show interest in them or put them in a place of submissiveness. Just make the first move, say you're interested in hanging out with them more and fuck off. Men are not direct and confrontational anymore as much as they use to be, just be suggestive and let the imagination of women do the rest of the work to come after you.
>>33514271>>33514276I use to sell male moans on the platform back in 2020 and got a lot of customers. Majority biological women.
>>33514240He's unironically right, in 20 years of playing wow and other mmo's I've had 3 long term girlfriends I met in that game.
>>33514287Thank you.
Womanizers are disgusting
>>33514296Sorry women are just easy and I have about 140 more of these all uniquely different women from the past year alone.
>>33514298Why do you treat women like dogs?
>>33514301Cause why the fuck should I care about how they feel lmfao
>>33514280I mean I at least would want someone monogamous>>33514286Would do this if my voice didn't sound prepubescent >>33514287holy shit alright I might try it out. Just one please I don't need a harem like yzilma here>>33514298>>33514302
>>33514316All types of women on that retarded game, just go out and find yours. My last pic I'll send, this pic I got from a popular egirl from the community when we use to speak.
>>33514316Yzilma is a man whore everywhere he goes
>>33514302>has to brag about writing mild porn to middle aged women on final fantasyur a real lady killer
>>33514326Men are not meant to be monogamous. Women are.>>33514329Partially.
>>33514323Are you serious. There has to be a catch
>>33514333Just don't hold onto barbed wire and you should be fine.
>>33514334have you ever felt romantic love towards a woman in the past year
>>33514336No? I already told you, I don't care how women feel about it. They can self harm about me as much as they want.
>>33514337Heartless freak
>>33514338
>>33513651I have a similar experience, I was a 28 year old virgin and tried to get pussy from 12 onwards and nothing ever fucking worked. One day I decided to download Grindr and now I'm being paid $850 a month plus expenses by a Russian twink to regularly fuck his face and let him ride me while I call him a good boy, I'm also allowed to have sex with other people as well providing I get tested regularly. He's also teaching me Russian too :)Fuck fucking women, fuck men instead.
>>33513651Jokes on you I don't give out blowjobs until I've had a 30 minute pussyeating sesh
>>33514363Are you fat.
yzilma drop the wol name of the topless girl
>>33514427She's popular, you'll see her.
>>33513651>no friends>no boyfriend>want to try sex>download tinder>talk to men>most ghost after like 5 messages>they never EVER wanna meet upwhy did i have to be born a fucking UGLY and RETARDED SPERG BITCH i should've been a GAY MAN!!!!! i am going to trick a man into fucking me by catfishing as a beautiful and irresistible woman. MAYBE they will change their mind
>>33514774Huh.
>>33514774Lol if only she was real
>>33514287How does that even work? They could be anywhere on the planet
>>33514774Nah, just B urself. Have you really looked around on this board? Ugly retarded sperg bitch is the dream girl of like half the dudes on this board.
>>33514240Believe it, but sadly I really don't enjoy MMOs.
>>33514342it's funny because it's true but most of the times, if not always, people chose the easier way to lie to themselves
>>33514301Any woman who throws themself at yzilma treats their self like a dog
>>33517948:(
>>33518346He's right.
>>33518361:(
>>33514330Monogomy is man made, it’s not real. Promiscuity is quite literally nature of all humans lol
>>33518426I actually learned this in class recently. Males are inherently polygamous because there is no certain indication if a child is their own, as a result, they attempt to spread their seed among multiple females in order to raise the chances of having offspring. Females are inherently monogamous because there is a certain indicator that a child is their own, and they attempt to keep one male around to ensure the survival of the offspring.Both sexes are not equal.>>33518402I love you still, add me on Discord and I'll use you for whatever.
>>33518465>I love you still, add me on Discord and I'll use you for whatever.I admit, that was a funny response.
>>33518469I have my moments.
>>33518470*sigh* If only you didn't hate women...
>>33518476You can be the exception...
>>33518481Alas, I don't believe in exceptions.
>>33518489But you already exist to not believe.
>>33518476 Sounds like you need someone who's into aftercare (and whatever kinky shit you're into).
>>33519061She needs ME.
>>33520408I had a dream about you the other day. Get out of my head >:(
>>33520519I keep hearing people say they have dreams about me, and I have been called a chaos spirit on /x/ before.
>>33514061In this day and age, especially with how women have turned out, I'm not even surprised.
>>33521069Women are easy, you just gotta cook them.
>>33524387What's the recipe?
>>33513651>Try to date men after falling in love with a Twink back in 2018 but splitting a year later after he got a job>Five years late all the body counts I have to show for it are literal degenerates and the most mentally unhinged femboys and barely passing trannies >Never had a meaningful connection like I had with that Twink ever again If you think dating women for sex is peak clowning, try dating men for love
>>33513651Anon discovers the reason behind the AIDS epidemic.
>>33518426>Source: professor goldbergstein
>>33514350How the hell did u find that ? Are u super good looking or smt ?I did the same and only found mental illness...
>tfw too ugly, short, and too much of a dicklet to even have sex with gay guysI'll never understand these posts saying they're having tons of gay sex unless they're attractive
>>33513651You, like most men, are only interested in sex, and women can tell this. Naturally you’re going to have more success with other men, who as I said, are usually also only looking for sex
>>33514342This was obviously written by a man. Not saying it’s wrong or right, just saying, this is obviously not from the POV of a woman
>>33518426Education in evolutionary biology, anthropology, or any other related subject besides one Google search: 0
>>33532960Do tell.
>>33514342>casually forgets the fact that serial killings are a crime according to most governments and are often performed by men who are soft inside
>>33513651It's a vicious cycle of women rejecting men because they think they can due better due to the all the attention they get, causing men to get more desperate and give women more attention which leads to their egoes inflating more and rejecting more men. Modern women don't actually go out and socialise anymore, they doomscroll social media until they get a DM from a top 10% guy who comes and fucks their brains out in her apartment because she thinks her dead fish pussy is good enough to get him to commit. Then he dips out, and she goes back to doomscrolling whilst waiting for Chad to IM her. They're socially retarded and utterly terrified of actual interpersonal relationships that aren't casual sex.
>>33514342Literally all of society and invention comes from men doing shit for the sake of it. No woman ever climbed a mountain because it was there, that's peak malebrain shit. All female mountain climbers (literally and metaphorically) have penis envy and only decided to do it to "show up the boys".
>>33538491The woman to fly the Atlantic.
>>33514061Based.
>>33539557Yes, she was trying to show up the dozens of men who had done it before her.
>>33543468Kek, alright you got me.
I love middle aged woman.
>takes effortmen need to be more than 6 feet tall, workout every day, and make 6 figures in a white collar profession, just to be able to buy a fat blown out whore a steak which she just takes two bites of after posting pictures of it and her martini on Instagram then scrolls through her phone with an annoyed look on her face the rest of the night before going home and posting a rant on her socials about how no good man will put the effort in which she deserves I hate women so much. Well, if I'm being honest it's like 80% of them. But good luck trying to find any good ones these days if you are already out of highschool
>>33513651>has male libido>still wonders why other males are so easy compared to woman.
>>33549369Dramatic.
>>3351433As someone who has been used and tossed aside by women, you my friend are...Unironically based.
