It’s that time of the year again…https://vocaroo.com/
>>33567923https://voca.ro/1cZv3j9yrZau
https://voca.ro/1oiTReKtObcL>>33568039Immediately very confident and smooth, you struck me as british or foreign at first, idk I cant really pin down your accent but I guess youre american considering the 2am re the election?? But personality wise you seem pleasant, funny, normie passing :) assuming late 20s white guy
https://voca.ro/1940qWjyLfWM>>33568278Since you asked, here are some baseless claims about you. You sound like an early 20's asian girl. You're in college studying engineering even though you wanted to study art but your parents won't pay for that. Don't be insecure about your voice, it sounds normal.
https://voca.ro/140Ccq8LuiQp>>33568039Another poster said this before me, but yeah, I thought you were British at first, then Scandinavian as the recording went on, but I have no ear for accents, so I just gave up guessing your nationality lol. Either way, you sounded very eloquent and pleasant right up until the point where you seemingly came yourself at the end.>>33568278No reason to be self-conscious about your voice honestly. You sound like a nice enough person, maybe a bit introverted or reserved. I dunno why, but I'd also assume you're a brunette. I don't know why I'm gleaning that off the sound of your voice alone and it's a dumb blind guess, so make of that what you will.>>33568810You don't sound sick to me at all. You sound like a blast to have casual conversation with. Also, you pulled off one of the better Trump impressions I've heard, especially compared to most people online who resort to orange man bad tropes.
>>33568810That is an amazing trump impression. you have the cadence of a news reporter and i mean that in a good way. I imagine you as a tall, good looking mid 20s white guy with dark hair and you seem smart with a calm temperament, more formal than casual>early 20's asian girl>studying engineering even though you wanted to study art but your parents won't pay for thatReally accurate actually. 25 yr old asian woman and my parents paid for a CS degree. no idea how that comes across audibly but im impressed>>33569262You sound like such a happy and sweet person. The slightly higher pitch makes me trust you. Theres a little bit of nasality that makes you sound like a redditor but a good natured one. really intelligent, good cadence and vocabulary, you would make a really nice friend. I imagine you're a sort of big person (not fat) with ruddy features, and younger than me>brunetteInteresting!! Well naturally I have black hair but it's actually bleached blonde and super short
>>33569262I appreciate it brother. Your voice sounds very academic. I could see you being a professor or a scientist. >>33569712Thanks, I've been told I have a radio announcer voice before. Crazy I was so close with what I said about you. I also have a CS degree and knew some girls with your kinda voice in college and went off that.
smoking weedwe live in a societyhttps://voca.ro/1mTbcaUN2uN3
>>33570368>>33570403i fixed it therehttps://voca.ro/1b5QCzhP6W65
https://voca.ro/1a1LJan1xOLo>>33568278You definitely sound Asian! Are you from Taiwan at all?>>33568810Supreme Trump impression, cool voice overall. You sound like a red-blooded American>>33569262You sound like you might have a beard, not sure to be honest.>>33570424You sound and have very similar opinions to someone I know, does your name begin with a W?
>>33570448no
https://voca.ro/119Kyu5G7Plv
Vocaroo thread. I'ts about to fucking go down.>>33567923That OP pic is cool as fuck, I've made several Vocaroo threads in the past and invariably just lazily downloaded the first google image result for 'vocaroo logo' and left it at that, you've utterly put me to shame cheers op>>33568039https://voca.ro/16JfyfmmKflM>>33568278https://voca.ro/15DQ2QZCKPq3>>33570448https://voca.ro/1lzVt8rV2dLx>>33568810https://voca.ro/1lzHgoFMXNfY
>>33571045https://voca.ro/1HQqUDvMotNy
>>33569262yeah sorry it was the autism kicking in i didnt know what to say anymore>>33571045https://voca.ro/1eNsPEpY4Q45
Who wants to hear a 50 minute long vocaroo?
https://voca.ro/17WvQYIACQbMGot hit with the spam filter so trying this janky formatting>33568039You have a nice voice but nothing in particular stands out. Others have commented on your accent but it sounds a bit Scandinavian to me. I will say you speak very clearly which I feel is not as common as it should be.>33568278I would imagine a pretty average American girl desu, 'girl next door' sort of vibes, nice but maybe a bit shy or insecure. You actually have a pretty similar voice to a girl I knew who was into art and was training to become a tattoo artist.>33568810Really good Trump impression but your normal voice is nice as well.>33569262I can understand the academic comment you received because your voice sounds a bit nerdy (in a positive sense). It's the type of voice you'd expect from a guy doing science communication on Youtube or something like that. Very listenable.>33570424You seem like you'd be fun to hang out with, very chill vibe. Even if you hadn't mentioned the weed I'd have guessed stoner though>33570448Your accent sounds average American to me so it's what I would have guessed. If that's not the case, unless you are someone who moved there very young and just doesn't have citizenship but grew up there, I'm really impressed by how American you ended up sounding. That said, I'm pretty bad at recognising accents.>>33571045The most pleasant voice to listen on the thread so far I think. You speak a bit slowly which makes you sound thoughtful I think.
https://voca.ro/12FelvZo0m4d
https://voca.ro/18oni0GnxXWttfw no gf
https://voca.ro/19IOH3Vok0MM>33569712Well shit, I was way off with my assumption then lol>I imagine you're a sort of big person (not fat)Nah, admittedly I am fat, so you're not wrong there but I'm working on it.>and younger than meOlder than you by two years actually but I sound like a perpetual teenager, so I can see how you came to that conclusion. Judging by your comments, though, you seem like a lovely person to be around yourself and I appreciate reading what you had to say!>33570356Funnily enough, I'm the complete opposite, in that I finished high school, was NEET for the next year and a half and then spent the rest of that time afterward working dead-end job after dead-end job. I wish I had the curiosity and the appetite for knowledge to be a scientist or a professor, but I hated school, had no college ambition, and sucked at STEM lmao>33570448I'm growing one, but I'm not really feeling it honestly. It's patchy and kinda shit. More to the point, your voice and super smooth and soothing; I could totally hear you making ASMR content.>33571007Damn, if I hadn't finished my bottle of Dominican rum yesterday, I would've been drinking right there with you. Cheers anyway.
I ended up having to split my post in half to fit the character limit, so, fuck it, here's the aborted recording in question.https://voca.ro/1bWLlOeNp9Gx>33571045I feel like if I have a conversation with you, you'll spend the whole time silently judging me and holding me in utter contempt. I'm probably just being paranoid and you're a much nicer person than I'm letting on lol. In any case, you have a pleasantly relaxed "purring" quality to your voice>33574055Don't worry, I'm a fucking social trainwreck, so I know the feeling all too well. Oddly enough, you sounded more like Tom Green than Jordan Peterson there for a bit>33574122Well, where is it?>33574269I didn't have high hopes for the last one to last that long either, but it went on for over a month(!) so who knows? >33574283I love mandarins! They're probably my second favorite fruit behind pineapples.>3357500010/10 taiwanese shuffleboarding cover
why do you quotes with single > it is so annoying low key
>>33575643Because for whatever reason 4chan will mark posts with multiple responses as spam for some people. Single arrows is the only way to get around it.
I will now listen to every vocaroo in this thread, the entire vocaroo, and rate them / give inputtfw no one wants to listen to my 50 minute + vocaroo...>>33568039nice, friendly, likeable voice. It was less of a shit show than I thought it would be, I was delighted when I woke up in the morning. Got too drunk that night, ended up walking through the woods and recording a 50 minute + vocaroo>>33568278you sound maybe deeply closeted lesbian. I imagine a white skater girl with dyed blue hair and a black beanie in her 30s, a little too old to be hanging around skater parks alone. you sound nice, but maybe a little self consious, but a nice person. A lot of people are saying you are Asian, and apparently you are but I don't hear it at all. That said, I can't even tell someone's correct sex half the time.>>33568810you sound like you would bully me. thanks 4 voting 4 Trump! gr8 Trump impression>>33569262you voted independent? why even vote at all? And as for why this thread was created so quickly after the last one died, that is because I created the previous one and I was checking on it a few times a day when it approached and was at page 11, and so when I noticed it had died I immediately created this thread (I had already created the OP pic about a day in advance, and was hoping it would die in that sweet spot between Haloween and the election so that the pics would make sense lol)>>33569712please return to the thread femanon!>>33570424hello Me, I'm dad! What laws / rules would rather weren't there, anon? (try not to incriminate yourself lol). I'm not sick of society I'm sick of being in higher education for years and years and getting no where kafka-esc, I'm sick of having a shitty social life here, I'm sick of the fact that when I go to Ukraine my life progresses at light speed compared to how it does here, but I have obligations and ties here which means I have to stay here most of the time, and not there. enjoy the weed, brother.
>>33570448an asmr rain sound vocaroo would have been wonderful. your voice is probably the best male voice in the thread so far. I think you're British.>>33571007what laws do you dislike, anon? I am interested.>>33571045your welcome fellow British dude, your welcome. how is life? you sound both depressed and smug at the same time. haha your Trump impression is pretty good too.>>33574055lol>>33574122bump>>33574269yes girl next door and whyyyy cant i get a girrrrlffriiiiend. if you like hearing human voices, would you like to hear by 50 minute + one? you have a calming voice. I'm aware I'm not great at describing people's voices, I'm not great at choosing words. Vocaroo threads remind me I am replying to human beings and not bots.
>>33574283cool chill normal voice>>33575000very nice song, I listened to it twice. why no gf man? I was gonna go play Bingo with this girl I like but she doesn't want to anymore. feelsbadman.jpg :( As is life.>>33575635oh please can I hear that?>>33575642yipiii! x 2 (I was waiting for someone to ask me to post it - didn't see this cus of the green way it's not linked, but I'll splice it together (is a recorded voice memo I needa put into a vocaroo) tonight I guess. I guess) + first yipii is for the voc we wanted to hear)). This sounds like something I listen to in a lecture. I don't understand what most of the words mean, but I get the jist of it unless I think about something else for 1 second, in which case I just lose the plot of what you / the professor is saying completely.>>33575643because the 'error: our system thinks your post is spam, please try again' makes me, at least, want to rip my dick off in frustration.
>>33576351>>33576307all laws are trashlaws are ruleswe dont need rulesunderstand how stupid the concept of a government isits just a group of people making rules like wtf lol
>>33576351> if you like hearing human voices, would you like to hear by 50 minute + one? I will listen to it if you post it
>>33576481I'm in the process of turning it into a vocaroo, the compressing then turning video to mp3 is taking longer than expected.
>>33575642>>33576481https://voca.ro/1mWHaSa1XQWFok, here it is. Disclaimer: I was mildly drunk when recording this. Although it is cringe, it is also authentic. I got home safe, hence me being able to upload it. Enjoy.
>>33567923https://voca.ro/1n6uBC9HyPET
https://voca.ro/1kveRRMBTkOI
>>33577745are you fucking Ted from fishtank season 3?!?!
https://voca.ro/1a0gBuNgwIfQ
>>33576505I only got about halfway through, I'll listen to the rest later, but I feel like I'm listening almost post-apocalyptic and desolate. That's just my first impression, though. I'll have a full formed option once I get to the rest of it.>>33578905No, I'm just a drunk lol
I'm the trump impression anon, I've been learning guitar for 6 months, how's my playinghttps://voca.ro/1crP8EsvWv4e
>>33580803well, I appreciate that you listened to a whopping 25 minutes of it, that is quite a challenege in itself>>33580957its ok but it has this sound to it that I think needs to be changed, like you are going too hard on the strings or something. Apart from that its decent, and your voice / singing is good too.
https://voca.ro/11tIurCVGdsF
https://voca.ro/1iTTwGRj0CTh
https://voca.ro/1k8A6imDTyTYI have no clue what to do here, but I'll say stuff for people if they like my voice
IMPORTANT TO LISTENTRANS GIRL VOICE... OFFERING NUDES FOR ANY RICH CRYPTO BROShttps://voca.ro/1cU2AF1UgCdF
>>33582431https://voca.ro/1cvSwy7gbTpY
https://voca.ro/13wGwEHUzmhI
>>33582454you sound like an 11 year old boy that plays rainbow 6 siege buddy. let me bag some crypto coins.
>>33582431need u to be my wife ASAP
>>33567923https://voca.ro/1oItwKqebJrL
>>33586250you sound like a cute nerdy ebf and i like your accent, solid 8/10https://voca.ro/11VD4fVSMBRv
>>33589519https://voca.ro/12sgEo48Xzz4
This is a very autisitc neurotic ramblehttps://voca.ro/1kYU1aN01SpQ
>>33589947https://voca.ro/18yrn9PxGpNi
>>33589919https://voca.ro/1oaIsiLC3OwV
>>33590025https://voca.ro/1i8QQj0KERAj
https://vocaroo.com/1lyR0pbLz8cf
>>33590080https://voca.ro/13ihGEXMqTO4
>>33581196https://voca.ro/1jYGIwZmAp0Y
>>33590102https://voca.ro/1jH3T9WxJPt5
why hasn't this thread died yet?
>>33567923https://vocaroo.com/1oOFUmMAFbTn
https://voca.ro/13cdClAcwnMT
>>33567923Bump
https://voca.ro/1fIBtfoDGOZQ
https://voca.ro/16s1fyWnBpgd
https://voca.ro/1mHJ1XXNdjXGhonest feedback plzz
>>33599137are you outside? what's with the car noises
>>33567923https://voca.ro/1oi12q7uWSEw
https://voca.ro/1btj0F7c0InW I’m going to respond to every voice, but I will not respond to each individual post. If I skip you, it's because I am retarded and I will rate you if asked.>>33568039White male, 25; a funny Scandinavian of some sort trying to fit in with his American buddies. You sound like a Pyrocynical adjacent sloptuber, but in a very good way. >>33568278Asian female, 20; ethnically Chinese (American in nationality) Twitter artist who is famous for making cute drawings of an original character (like drugsneko, but actually wholesome) but who secretly draws self insert porn of herself and her boyfriend. >>33568810(Dark red) ginger male, 33; secretly conservative bass player in Portland who would've been a lumberjack if he was born 30 years prior. You have a great Trump impression by the way.>>33569262Lightbrownhaired white male, 23; high-functioning autistic web developer of some sort (probably begrudgingly makes soulless websites for some corporation) who would've worn creeper shirts in 2019 if he was born in 2008. Unironically good on you for throwing your vote away by the way, voting is gay and worthless; hopefully your “independent” vote means put Kanye West on your write-in.
>>33570424White Latino male, 26; funny retarded fat individual who will die in three years due to some sort of lung issue. You sound like the guy who called me retarded on Omegle when I was 2015 because I said that the J in Donald J Trump stands for genius. >>33570448White male, 22; healthy weight normiegroid-passing weebshit who regularly goes outside and has a job but who then gets home and makes bait threads on r9k. If I had to guess your nationality, I'd say that you are a Nordic individual who immigrated to the United States as a child and who is soon to get citizenship. I really liked your voice and downloaded your vocaroo so I could put it in my good voices folder.>>33571045White male, 21; skinny British (not the annoying kind) closeted hyperpop fan with a deep hatred for Indians who is going to lose his virginity to an alternative e-person of some sort within the next year. Your voice is also going in my good voices folder, thank you.
>>33574269Punjabi male, 19; recovering mouthbreather who wants to die constantly due to the fact that he's brown since he spends too much time on former Nazi larp Discord servers where he constantly gets called a currynigger by other people of color (but he can't leave Discord because no one likes him in real life). Could probably find love if he stopped being insecure because he’s actually kind and lovable but he's too deep into the hole of internet circlejerk induced self hatred to ever crawl out. >>33574283Black male, 18; normalfagged coomer (cooms to thick thighs and black women twerking) who is in the kiradontmiss Twitter sphere where he uses the sobbing emoji and says dawg. Alternatively, you are a white male zoomer who is acting like a black male zoomers because of TikTok pushing negrospeak to the masses. >>33575000White male, 21; former incelcore/epunk faggot who now likes poserish Midwest emo (American Football and the such) with 89 followers on SoundCloud.
>>33576505>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.I was excited, anon! :( >>33577400White male, 58; old and bitter genetically Iberian individual who has lived in England for most of his life named Manuel who looks like an Iberian 2021 Johnny Rotten. Has a good mustache and was upset when Freddy Mercury died despite being homophobic. >>33577745White male, 32; terminally online alcoholic highschool teacher/Staples manager (has two jobs) with a philosophy degree who hates his life. Would be a fan of The Office if he didn't feel bad every time Dwight was made fun of. >>33579034White male, 26; depressed chainsmoking lower middle class alcoholic who got recently fired from his dead-end job who regrets everything he has ever done in his life, used to be a sort of intellectual but got fucked over with depression induced laziness to the point where he can't read for too long anymore. Will probably blow his head off with a shotgun fairly soon, I wish I could give him a hug. Your voice was saved into my good voices folder, I will have it even after you have committed suicide.
>>33580957Hello Trump anon. You're very good for six months, probably better than me at that point. You have a very nice singing voice; you have my favorite phenotype of singing voice. >>33581196Picrel makes me uncomfortable so I won't listen to your vocaroo. Feel ashamed of yourself. >>33581315Black male, 20; whitewashed bisexual YouTuber with a 30k subscriber channel about cartoons and leftism. Since you offered to say things, please do your best Redditor impression. >>33582431White FTM (claims to be MTF to be seen as a man), 19; former valley girl dialect having individual who transitioned without getting rid of the valley girl dialect, self-diagnosed neurodivergent who says that autistic people give them the “ick” because it's not socially acceptable to call people retarded anymore. >>33582454Black (or negrospeaking white) pre-T FTM, 16; five foot three former lesbian Tumblr user who secretly enjoys puppyslop but who thinks it's too cringe to talk about, will get over his fear of being cringe by eighteen and will lose his virginity from a 27 year old man named Matt on FetLife. >>33586250White male, 18 (I would've guessed 19 if you hadn't mentioned your age); friendly Redditor who likes cute animals (specifically foxes, he loves foxes and cute pictures of foxes), might call himself an incel but he only hasn't had sex yet because of his social anxiety. >>33589519White MTF, 18; terminally online kitten lover who only doesn't have a cat because her brother is allergic, will try and get a marketing degree to make money but will drop out after her shitty breakcore shit starts to get semi-popular and will live off a mixture of the music money and a minimum wage job for the rest of her life before dying from a fentanyl overdose at 24.
>>33589947White male, 20; /co/ autist with a 700 subscriber YouTube channel where he uploads rants with a static image present throughout the entire length of his videos, probably a very sweet guy who sees himself as far worse than he actually is and who has a 50/50 chance of either eventually being vaguely happy with a dead end job or hanging himself after a week of not leaving his house or speaking to anyone. I downloaded your vocaroo, very nice voice, going in the voice folder etc etc. >>33590097White male, 15; Turkey Tom fan who comments on random videos with “millions must __” shit and who has a chudjak profile picture on YouTube despite his most chuddish belief being that of restricting abortion. >>33590121White male, 19; alcoholic Barry pub drinker in the making. >>33593587 Disgusting voice; disgusting subject matter. I do not like you! >>33593876White Latino male, 23; friendly and funny Colombian catposter living in Canada. Unfortunately, I do not speak Spanish, but I understand some of it because I speak Portuguese. Hope you find your Spanish buddies. >>33597607Asian male, 18; cute and funny individual (not trying to make a cunny joke, your voice is cute and funny) Tomoko Waifuist who has potential that he will probably squander due to being chronically online.
>>33597685White male, 27; nice guy who used to be fat and is currently trying to improve his life by being positive, probably trying to be a genuine Christian of some sort (not in the larp way). >>33597685White male, 17; high functioning autist with social anxiety, former weeb who now hates anime and spends his time reading Wikipedia articles about things most people don't ever think about (maybe niche political ideologies). I really like your voice, probably my favorite of this thread— it has a nasally quality to it, but it fits with the way you speak and you don't sound bad at all. >>33599308Gummy bear! I think I listened to everything now. Thank you for giving me something to do, friends!
>>33599403you did everybody except me lol >>33599137you sound good, i hate CSH though
>>33599575Oh shit, I'm sorry. I actually did do yours, I just did it while replying to the wrong post.>White male, 17; high functioning autist with social anxiety, former weeb who now hates anime and spends his time reading Wikipedia articles about things most people don't ever think about (maybe niche political ideologies). I really like your voice, probably my favorite of this thread— it has a nasally quality to it, but it fits with the way you speak and you don't sound bad at all.This was meant for you. I forgot to mention that you're also in my good voice folder now. Why don't you like Car Seat Headrest?
>>33599403Are you really good at guessing or do you live in my walls? I really am trying.
>>33599391https://voca.ro/14TlRSWydIUD
>>33599402https://voca.ro/1mFIrAOl4MfN
>>33599398i will never be shamed of cringehttps://voca.ro/1aVcGAXtpUPU
