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>ASL
36/M/US
>Looking For
Ageplay, text, middles, siblings, childhood friends, women, fem men
>Not Looking For
Under 26, voice chat, littles, babies, mommies, daddies, masc men
>Discord
order.last

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>ASL
21/femboy/spain
>about me
Feel free to ask anything
Im actually introvert, boring and akward but ill try my best, i promise :c
Music (a bit of everything but mostly pop and rock, yeah, im really original, would love to listen to some music together)
Movies (dont have a preference, i like any as long as its good)
Series (same, anime very much included)
Games (both videogames and board games) and so
I also like reading (mostly fantasy and mystery) Cooking (specially baking) and working out (partner needed)
Also into biology, astronomy, chemistry and mythology or science in general :3
I loooove animals (i have 3 cars :3)
Wish i had someone to hug and cuddle until falling asleep on their arms...
>looking for
My soulmate, although he/she might not even exist (im dum :3)
Im fine with anyone cute actually :) girls, feminine boys, (idm cis or trans), any gender!
We can chat or maybe play some games like Minecraft, league, pz, etc
Frindship open to a relationship would be ideal but im ok with just friendship (lewd or not)
I would ask you to be completely honest, nothing gets me mad
>not looking for
"Regular"/masc guys
>Discord Tag
S_chat

>ASL
28/Male/USA

>Looking for
Wife? Best friend, partner. I'd love someone I could spend my life with who will listen to me yap, yap at me, introduce me to her friends, my friends, etc.. Women, 21+ only please. Someone who is self-sufficient or is working towards that. Please have some sort of hobby or interest, we don't have to have the same interest. I want to support your passions and hobbies :)

I'd prefer if you were in the USA

>about yourself
5'7, I am fit. I work from home in tech, own my home and like to think I'm doing pretty well (for someone trying to find a partner on soc lol)

Hobbies: Reading is a big passion of mine. I have a slog of novels I go through every year, and a ton more I add to the list I'll probably never get to.Love fantasy, romance, and sci-fi. Play video games as-well. Nothing really catches my eye lately, but I've been enjoying TFT and BO6 (it's free ok).

I run and lift. :) Picked up pickleball and gardening.

Currently have one dog and two cats.

>Do you want/have kids?
I want kids, yes.

>not looking for
I am not interested in anyone under 21 and no one over 30. No men. No Racists

>contact
discord: hungrycraven

I voted Trump 3 times, have a normal penis, and want a trans gf. Life is suffering

>>33569303
>voted trump
>likes trannies
Like clockwork

>>33569308
Yeah, problem?

>>33569309
Just proving that your kind are no better than Dems. DeSantis 2028

>>33569321
Do you feel better now?

>>33569322
Hell awaits.

>ASL
22 Male New York, United States
>About you
I am a self destructive egocentric megalomaniac on 4chan for the past two years. I have a steady career in being an apprentice draftsman for a construction firm that I am contracted with for the next decade. I like to talk to new people and hear out different perspectives on the many walks of life out there. I am a very sentimental person in the way I appreciate a lot of small and trivial behaviors and mentalities. I hold a lot of optimism for the world, and I grew past a lot of the cynical views that are constantly being exposed on the internet. When it comes to sexual attraction for others, having respect and admiration for them is important for me. I want to be enamored by their presence and I want to be motivated by their strength. I will be patient to give others the chance to demonstrate their capabilities.

>Looking for
A 22 to 25 year old woman.
Is 170cm
Is 45 to 60kg.
Is human.
Is a Gemini.
Has a blood type of B.
Has pink hair.
Lives on Earth.
Likes to go shopping.
Has a fear of complete silence.
Has a news reporter like personality.
Likes to eat cherry vanilla ice cream.
Is unable to handle spicy food.
Is a talented dancer.
Is able to play several musical instruments.
Likes to wear crop tops, mini skirts and heels.
Has a firearms license.
Is a bit of an airhead, confident and brave.

>Not looking for
18 to 20 year old women.
Has a blood type of AB.
Has green hair.
Is a virgo.
Wearing chokers and fishnet stockings.
Has a fanclub.

Is arrogant and deeply competitive.
Is spoiled and immature.
Has a history of mischief.

>Tag
Yzilma

28 M in West Europe looking for immediate marriage to a nice friendly shy gf that may or may not want to get out of America for reasons. Europeans are cool too ofcourse.
I like nerd shit, doing co op stuff together, sometimes going out. I keep mostly to myself and have a crude sense of humor.
Let's skip the smalltalk for the start and get into knowing if we are compatible or not. Autistic interview questions guaranteed. Marriage ASAP if possible.
Discord sorokara4

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>>33569090
Hey you used the same OP pic! Good taste anon!

>>33569414
Already there, might escape soon though

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27 f southern California near Tustin
looking to be a wifey, kids or no kids either is fine with me.

I have a habit of flirting online and having e-crushes, so you must be okay with it or have a similar habit so it's fair between us.

I'm a autistic weeb, PC gamer, I like story of seasons, j-pop, Hololive, himehina, vampire survivors clone games, such as holocure and sun down survivors. webfishing, bloons td 6 and tower unite.

discord tag is chickn333

don't add me to dox me to prove I'm a cis woman.

I will only accept anime or vtuber profile pics.

must be willing to voice chat, I prefer that over text.

>>33569090
>ASL
19/M/USA
>About yourself
I'm a college student, used to be a YouTuber and a musician before that. My autobiographical "ideal bf" picture is a good place to start if you wanna know what sort of person I am.
>Future goals/aspirations
I'm training to be a commercial pilot. I also want to grow in my faith and devotion to Jesus Christ and pray more frequently. Maybe we could pray together! Even over VC is fine.
>Looking for
I'm looking for a girl. I really appreciate someone with a sense of humor. Someone to watch movies or play video games with over VC would also be pretty nice. I'm open to speaking to anyone from the US, but it's preferable if you're in the southeast. Eventually I'd like to go to church together. I'm open to starting a relationship.
>Not looking for
Please don't contact me if you're pro-abortion, anti-religion, pro-gender ideology or anything like that. I'm positive there are plenty of other people you can speak to instead, I don't want to debate. We need to pray for the victims of this modern world.
>Discord
beautyisreal

>>33570157
Lmao.
>"Must be ok with me cheating on you"
I hope you rope soon

>>33569321
OK Glowie. The Stonewall Riots started over a gene-based clothing mandate. Enjoy God's punishment for refusing to understand nuance, probably in the sad hope of adding "first class" to your rank.

You are why the West dies, not the West finally understanding that the circumcisions-for-all crowd were wrong about Neurobiology.

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>>33569090
I don't know why you keep using that as the OP pic but if there are any girls that like Umineko we might be soulmates. 23 M US I like math and I'm studying Japanese, dc is iamnotonmai

>ASL
29/Male/Germany

>Looking for
A partner I can spend the rest of my life with, working up for marriage. Preferably someone I can talk with on various different topics for hours on end. Physical touch is my personal favorite love language. It would be great if you have a hobby, it doesn't have to be the kind of hobbies I do. A great sense of humor is a plus, too.

>about yourself
Asian, currently writing my masters in a humanitarian field with leaving the option open to do a doctorate. I also describe myself as an ambivert. A hopeless romantic, a jester and a poet at heart.

>Hobbies
I am a passionate musician, main instrument being the acoustic guitar and singing. I can listen to pretty much everything, from extreme metal and hardstyle to ambient and classical music. Though my current favorite genres are jazz, rnb, soul and pop.

I am keen in learning new languages, aiming to br fluent in at least 6 languages in total.

I also watch anime and movies as well as play video games, though at the moment I have nothing in particular I am watching/playing.

I exercise on ocassion. Ever since I have done some hiking in the lower regions of central Europe, nature walks have been a keen interest as well.

>Do you want/have kids?
Yes

>not looking for
Men; people under 21; people with an avoidant personality trait (such as suddenly becoming silent, being hot and cold etc.); casual flings; polygamy

>contact
discord: herbuu

>ASL
28/M/Netherlands
>Describe yourself and your life. Your interests.
I am 192 cm, tend to be quite introverted but i try to partake in any social situation thrown my way, although that aint a lot. To no one's surprise, i play video games (mostly indies of almost any genre), boardgames, and for other hobbies i like to build stuff using my 3d printer to make small mechanical things, or things that just look cool. I work as a programmer. I guess i'm kind of a nerd. I'm also a high-functioning autist, socially atleast, you wouldn't even notice unless i told you. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs at all, i like to keep a sober mind at all times. Not a degenerate.
>What are you looking for in a partner
Female, nerdy interests, European, Long-term (ideally life-partner) relationship, open to LDR but the closer the better, 22-35 years old
>Not looking for
Male of any kind, trannies. Smokers/drug users (some alcohol use is fine, as long as you don't go overboard). mentally ill, BPD. Outside EU. Friend collectors. People who don't even read this post.
>Contact
Discord: maxevigam

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>ASL
19/bio F/Latin America (must be ok with LDR)

>About you
Curly brown hair, hazel eyes and light skin. I'm short (5'0) and a little pudgy, average looks, tomboy into vidya, I draw as a hobby. Love animals. Kissless virgin, I know nothing about dating. Takes me a while to trust people over the internet so please be patient, don't expect me to send a picture first thing (you're free to send your pics if you want tho). Awkward but I promise I try my best.
Currently studying, working towards having my dream job. I also have a bunch of other skills or random things I've studied. Not planning on being financially dependent on someone. Will want to meet up at some point if all goes well. Can't say that I like kids at all or want to have any.

>Looking for
Guys around my age pool (24 at max) and manlet (really! the closer to my height the better). A man I can call my best friend and partner for life. Someone that takes me seriously. All the nice stuff, etc, I'm sure you get it. Idc about 6 figure salary, just have a job or be studying something and have aspirations in life and take care of yourself like an adult. Don't need to be chad, average is alright, just don't be obese or a walking skeleton. I'm very into the 'softer' or twinkish dudes so if you're like that you're welcome. Would like to VC once I get to know and trust you.
(If you have long blonde hair and a small dick I will simp for you forever)

>Not looking for
Catfishers, guys not looking for something serious, older than 24, weird mindgames, conservatives, the politically obsessed or obsessed with firearms. Religious, druggies of any kind, smokers, 5'6+ tall or guys with a dick above 6 inches. Do NOT talk to me about gachaslop (unless it's to shit on it).

If you don't feel any chemistry please just let me know instead of ghosting or giving me a random block and we can part ways.

>Contact
Please send yours, I get overwhelmed easily with one too many adds. Only Discord.

>ASL
32/M/Ohio
>About me
I'm 5 foot 6 inches. On the chubby side (lost ~30 pounds in the last month and still losing) house hunting (solo income affords me to be able to purchase a house thank God) Marine Corps and Navy veteran (didn't go to Afghan or Iraq so I'm not as fucked up as you think) work 55-70 hours a week, home every night. Into vidya on occasion.
>Looking for
Female
Ltr/wife
23-36
Fertile
Wants kids
Housewife
>Not looking for
Men. No femboys, no MtF, no non-breedable humans.
Morbidly obese women (chubby is cool but if your on the verge of heart failure I'll have to have a rain check)
>Tag
Disc: Thillon
Kik: Bryanse3

>>33573226
>/Latin America
where?
>5'6+ tal
always too short, first time I've been "too tall"

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>asl
20/m/us east coast
>me
i like reading writing music movies fashion etc so on im white 5'6 and not fat
>looking for
women, preferably white and physically abusive
>not looking for
men, ppl outside the U.S
>discord
.sladger

>>33573329
Don't wanna ignore and don't wanna seem rude, but if you meet a few of those and want to know me better then please drop disc

>asl
23/m/us
>me
i'm a climber/mountaineer, recent cs grad, working as a librarian. feels weird to talk about myself and i have way too many interests to list here.
>looking for
a nice woman to talk to and get to know, open to anything really
>not looking for
men, gay men have been creepy as hell towards me in the past
>discord
eljefenator

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>asl
23 f EUW
>career
student
>body count
0
>religion
christian
>mental illness
depression, anxiety
>more about ME
white girl, body count of 0, currently enrolled in university, dress femininely, obsessive, edgy, grew up on the internet. I'm not religious but I'm open to Christianity, however, I don't think I want to live an overly religious lifestyle
>goals
housewifing or working part time though I want my husband to be my life's purpose. I wanna have a few babies and raise them properly as well. I love making silly little DIY gifts, clean and cook for the people I like. I love the idea of an obsessive, intense love
>looking for
a straight white man age 18-35 + body count <5 who has the same values and goals and is somewhat dominant, understanding, patient. I come with some emotional baggage I believe love could fix but I totally understand if you wanna avoid these, so I'm stating it upfront
>not looking for
men that are bisexual, pansexual, whatever that is. men who date outside of their race. men who don't wanna meet up soon! ghosters, indecisive guys? i do not like beards or fat bodies. asexual men and of course, men who don't actually want to marry me and give me babies!!
>contact
softlobotomy

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>ASL
28 M USA, WA state

>Looking for
a girl to make my beautiful wife, I am interested in starting a family and having kids, I would strongly prefer to have a daughter or daughters (1 at least, preferably 3).
I would prefer her to be intelligent, but she doesn't need to be at the far end of the intelligent side of the IQ distribution. I would like her to have an intellectual attitude, and have a scorn for stupidity. You would be appealing to me if you can make intelligent arguments in conversations, if you can't make arguments then you have nothing to say.
I prefer dark haired women (brunette or midnight black), and blue eyes. Pale white skin is very attractive to me.
I'm not put off by fat girls, as long as they are not at the level of someone featured in My 600lbs Life, in fact I may want to make you fat.

>Not Looking for
Dumb women who have nothing to say, or say dumb things, nor am I interested in women who have an anti-intelligent attitude.
Trannies. This is an immovable opinion of mine.
Negro persons, nor South Asians (Indians).
Women who don't have the attention span to read and write large paragraphs.
Gay men.

>About Me
People like to talk about their interests but to me I think this is not the best way to determine compatibility, just because we have the same interests doesn't necessarily mean we will get along, I think it's better to determine compatibility based on our conversations and how much they flow, I'd like to talk about things we both think are interesting. I think topics like ancient Earth history, the paranormal, world theories, human evolution, human history, etc, are interesting topics.
If you want to see my selfies, add me on Discord.
My height is 5 feet and 8 inches, my weight is 220 lbs (I want to lose weight). White ethnicity, green eyes, dark brown hair.

>Contact
Discord: thewhitelion
Steam: friend code is 10774172

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>>33570157
Avoid, chickn is a catfish and pedophile who has groomed kids as young as 13. He collects their nudes and leaks them across various 4chan discords which is how his accounts have been banned in the past. He's been exposed for this and even brags about it like a freak.

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>ASL
26/M/Serbia
>About yourself
Tall/average build, eyebags, sasquatch genes and poorly maintained brown hair and beard. Been told I have a handsome face enough times to believe it, and I like to work out when willpower allows. Into Animanga, TTRPGs, IT, occasional vidya (more so if it's co-op with someone I like), collecting fanart, waxing philosophical, trying to learn Japanese. Also worth mentioning that I'm blessed with the incredible mix of degenerate tastes + low libido, in case either of those are on your white/blacklist. I like to think I'm a good listener and that I can come up with a worthwhile reply to anything on a good day. I'm also extremely proud of my file organization
>Looking for
A soulmate. Someone to be my reason to get out of bed for in the morning when all other copes inevitably expire, and for whom I can hopefully be the same. The more interests and mental baggage we share the better. Physical attaction-wise, I'm bi, but it would help a lot if you were as female or cutely boyish as possible (yeah, I know). Location-wise, Belgrade would be great, but all things considered I'll settle with a similar timezone and an implied promise we'll both work hard to meet up (and stay met up) one day
>Not looking for
Anything casual/platonic, random adds of no real substance
>Discord
hou_chou
>Extra search words
Srbija, Serbian, Balkan, Balkans

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M27, Europe

I have spent the last years of my life unchaining the darkest aspects of my personality and developing a long set of maladaptative behaviors. After trying various moral systems and philosophies, and realizing none of them fit me, I decided to ditch morality altogether and become as close to a savage as possible. I succeeded, gradually becoming more and more unhinged.

>describe yourself
180 cm tall, skinny, with a Rasputin beard. I do not care about physical appearance at all and I would expect you not to care, but I am not shy about showing myself: if you want a picture, just ask.

>looking for
A girl of any age that would enjoy the most intense relationship of her life.

I will be obsessive.
I will be sweet.
I will lovebomb you.
I will indulge you in any kinks, no matter how fucked up.
I will shower you with affection and reassurance.
I will worship you.
I will be a massive simp.
I will do anything to keep you happy.

However,

I will be abusive.
I will be posessive.
I will control what you eat and how you dress.
I will become unhinged when I am frustrated.
I might be slightly violent.

But I will do all of this out of love, in my own way: you would understand and you would find it pleasant.

Ideally, you would be "broken" in some way: femcel, neurodivergent, perverted, with a fucked up past, or all of the above. I have had my time wasted and I am getting old, so I would be okay with us having a baby and becoming a family as soon as you wanted. Nothing would make me happier :)

Expect me to be extremely sweet from the get-go. I want to know everything about you: your life, your hobbies, your opinions, your feelings, your secrets... I am a very open-minded person: you can tell me anything without being judged.

>not looking for
Troons, avoidant personalities, people not looking for an actual relationship, NEETs.

>contact info
Discord: maconheights
Teleguard: JKZ5HW5KC

>>33575081
Would have been nice to get to know you. Saldy I have a beard

>>33575081
We sound pretty similar but I live in the US.

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>ASL
25 M US Midwest
>Looking for
Women around my age (20-30). Long-term relationship, marriage ideally
>Not Looking for
Non-females, under 18s, dishonest, outside US
>about yourself
Like reading, music, cooking, learning Japanese, anime & manga, vidya
5’7
>Contact
discord:
unhingederanged

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>ASL
24/M/US
>about you
el topo irl
white, 5'9, green eyes, average looks, I'm told I have gothic aesthetics
too many interests to count
in short, I like everything from various literature, lifting, touhou, philosophy, gekiga, cooking, some vns to the occult and mysticism and so on. life is like an rts to me and my goal is to improve as much as possible in order to achieve my wide variety of ambitions that reflect my interests. I am a very dedicated person, to just about anything really
>looking for
women, cis
>not looking for
friend collectors, men, fat, trans
>contact
discord: datennaraku

If anyone is seriously looking for honest and naive love here
do not look here go outside
I cannot stress this enough
do not trust anyone!!!!! They have the potential to ruin your life and destroy you to the point of no return.
My heart breaks for his next victim already. There are people out there beyond your wildest imagination. They can look human, but they are husks of people. They wear the mask of people, but there is nothing inside. It's their hobby to ruin people. Don't underestimate the evil in these people.

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>>33575081
marry me
NOW

>>33576594
>his next victim
Sorry you had to deal with that but there are good people here. As long as you can find someone who doesn't ghost you, which I've done twice now, people are usually kind for the most part.

>>33576594
Not me im nice ... ... :3

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Anyone want to get married? I am bored and I think that it would be very cool. Lets all get along, no I do not want to suck pp but thanks for asking.

>>33576645
You think I am talking about getting ghosted? I am talking about someone who is doing this for fun. Looking for vulnerable girls toying with emotions to feed his ego. Imagine being left at the altar after everything.

>>33576594
>>33577489
yup yup
you had a bad experience
so now all men are evil
fuck off, one bad apple doesn't mean all men are assholes.

my mother is a literal cheating whore
I'm still trying to find a wife despite her bad example

>>33576594
if i'm being honest you have to have the emotional intelligence of a mayfly to get caught with your pants down like that from someone that regularly browses this board. everyone here is a walking red-flag to begin with, and the people that are just looking to screw people over for temporary amusement might as well be wearing neon targets on their person with the kind of shit that they say on a regular basis. you'd have to be either too dumb to live or deliberately looking the other way because even a subnormal's sense of scrutiny could sort out the simpler weirdos from the genuinely mentally unwell, and in either case, i highly fucking doubt that you'd fare any better in the real world where the stakes are higher and more immediate.

>>33577549
people are desperate anon, that's why they're here. desperation makes us all retarded and clouds our judgement

>>33577489
Well if you're talking crappy or psycopathic people those are on every website, I would argue you're probably more likely to find some kind of abuser on Tinder compared to a place like this. Most of the men here who aren't interested in just sexual stuff are introverted and play video games, not really doing any of that stuff you mentioned on a Saturday night.

>>33577495
I will pray for the torture she will have to suffer. You already sound angry and bitter. My message was not bitter, it is a simple warning.

>ASL
26/M/Fort Moore, GA, USA
>a little about yourself
I used to work an office job at a pretty prestigious legal nonprofit in New York City before my quarter life crisis hit and I signed up for a combat MOS in the Army, so I have a pretty broad selection of life experiences. I was an athlete in high school, then a frat boy in college, then a fat dork for the first 4 years of my "real" adult life. Got tired of being a fucking loser and enlisted as a tank crewman (I wanted 12B but MEPS had no slots - I'll reclass some day). I have a Bachelor's, so I came in making E-4 pay, which was still about a 50% paycut, but I love this shit and wouldn't trade it for the world. I like dorky shit like Warhammer and anime but also camping, working out, and generally being active and outdoors. Physically I'm pretty fit, I've lost a ton of weight so I have some loose skin, want to be transparent with that. 5'10, like 180lbs, dark skinned Hispanic. Been told I was a 6.5 when I was like 220lbs so maybe now I'm a 7.5.
>Looking For
a best friend, soulmate, future wife, hopefully. I don't like rushing into things romantically but that's the ultimate intention of all the dating I do, just to have that up front. Redheaded infantrywomen are my type, but I won't ever discount someone without giving them a fair chance. Obviously military life is hella different from civilian life so ideally you're also in the military or familiar with the lifestyle.
>Not Looking For
My one deal-breaker is: if you're in the Army, your last ACFT cannot be lower than 450. If you're not, your weight cannot start with a 2 unless you're like 6'4". I know it's a shitty standard but I've been fat as fuck and right now I'm in the shape of my life through effort and dedication. I need more motivation to stay above a 540 ACFT and dating someone with no interest to be in good physical shape is not going to be it. Exceptions apply if you're working towards improving yourself.
>Discord tag
spcgunner318

>asl
25/M/Hungary
>career
Software dev
>religion
I want to believe
>mental illness
Wish i had one, at least i had an excuse
>interests/personality traits
General normie shit, hiking, films, travel, vidya, whatever
>physical description
184 cm, average face, average build, brown hair, green eyes
>looking for/not looking for
cute autist bio fem 20-26
>Discord
random986

>>33575773
You've been slacking. I was waiting to see your post.

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>asl
19/m/USA (massachusetts)
>career
mechanical engineering undergrad
>body count
0
>religion
agnostic
>mental conditions
'tism
>interests/personality traits
history (all time periods and regions), science, competitive pokemon, guitar + bass
fav tv shows are azumanga daioh, adventure time, the sopranos, jojo, and evangelion
my favorite music artists are Fishmans, car seat headrest, King Crimson, Tricot, Parannoul, and the peggies
>physical description
white, skinny, brown curly hair and blue eyes
>goals
true love, married with kids
>looking for
someone who can match my energy and sense of humor and wants the same things out of a relationship
long distance sucks but if our chemistry is good enough then it can work out
any gender as long as you're feminine presenting enough
any race
monogamy
>not looking for
racists, age 24+
>contact
nuclear7777

>>33577706
nope you are bitter as fuck
otherwise you would not be insulting every man who posts on this website.

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>>33569090
>asl
21, mtf, USA
>about me
I just want to improve someone’s life. I’m not a therapist or anything but I can listen, provide some advice, and hold you accountable for things. I have a bpd fren so I have a lot of patience with these things. We’d both improve our lives and both get jobs or go study, and then save up to buy some kind of land to homestead on. I’ll grow you plants for food and some meat animals like chimken or rabbits.
>interests
Gardening, botany, edible mushrooms, herbalism stuff, aquariums, some video games, hiking.
>looking for
Unironically the love of my life, someone to build up and that will build me up. We should strive for improvement together and motivate eachother :D As for appearances I don’t care much but I do really like muscular guys (a lot of people find bodybuilders to be too much but I find them to be really attractive) so if you are muscular or want to start it then it’s much appreciated.
>not looking for
Anything short term
>discord
aphid0570

>>33576594
>>33577489
I think you're more likely to find that kind of guy irl than here, and also the ones that are abusive and complete pieces of shit often times are honest about it in their posts or have something that gives them away one way or another

>>33577706
you said don't trust anyone. That's pretty much the definition of being bitter. But I assume you didn't mean it literally and were just venting rage.

>>33569162
Just my luck.
Your interests align almost identical to mine, you seem like a cool ass person who I'd totally kick it with, I'm quite positive we'd click pretty well, but you're in Spain and I'm in USA.
Why is God so cruel to me?
And if that's actually you in the pic, then God REALLY hates me because you've gotta be the FINEST person I've seen posted on here. Hell, not even this thread but this whole damn board. AND you hit the gym? Ppfffftttt Jesus Christ. That's my second home. BF% 12, 6ft, 175lbs, I'm shredded beef yo.
Match made in heaven. Damn shame we live in opposite ends on the world.

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>>33580278
Match WHAT?!!! sorry im retarded
I dont care about distance, im willing to go anywhere for my soulmate <3 contact pls :3

>ASL:
27F San Antonio
>About:
Into a lot of things like spirituality, mental health, meditation, yoga, writing, horror especially Stephen King
>looking for: Tall thin men, ages 30-39
I get obsessed if you text me enough. After I get obsessed, I'll then want to text you all the time. If I really like you, expect at least hundreds of texts a day. I'm disabled due to schizophrenia and I don't work, so I have a ton of free time and want somebody to talk to. Hoping I can find someone that replies almost instantly to match my obsession.
Spirituality is very important to me. I've had spiritual experiences with both God and Lucifer. it would be nice to find someone who appreciates it.
I also would appreciate help making decisions. I really like it when the guy I'm obsessed with decides my stuff.
>not looking for
People who take forever to reply
Guys trying to sleep with me right off the bat
Fat people
Virgins
>contact
truly.obsessed_91846

22 Male United States

I am interesting in music, esoteric philosophy and animals.

Looking for someone who is also pursuing a romantic relationship.

I am not looking for anything short, or anyone unambitious.

My Discord is 21181514

lol this thread is cringe as hell.
imagine thinking any of this will work out ahahahahahahahahah

>>33573226
I think I might be too tall, bit here is my discord if you wanna chat

bannanaman_101

reminder that chicken is a single nugget in the heap of shit that is soc. the more intelligent cluster bs will use different names. you've probably added the same retard and talked to them a few times without knowing it

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>ASL
32/M/Ohio
>About me
I'm 5 foot 6 inches. On the chubby side (lost ~30 pounds in the last month and still losing) house hunting (solo income affords me to be able to purchase a house thank God) Marine Corps and Navy veteran (didn't go to Afghan or Iraq so I'm not as fucked up as you think) work 55-70 hours a week, home every night. Into vidya on occasion.
>Looking for
Female
Ltr/wife
23-36
Fertile
Wants kids
Housewife
Breeding kink major plus
>Not looking for
Men
Femboys
MtF
non-breedable humans.
Morbidly obese women (chubby is hot)
>Contact
Disc: Thillon
Kik: Bryanse3

>>33582876
Already did for me :^)

>>33583736
Then why are you here?

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>About myself
30 M Pensioned NEET
>Location
Germanistan
>Interests
Invertebrates, aquariums, plants, gaming, computers, psychedelics, outdoor, spirituality, science, space, biology, evolution, history, nature
>Music: 90s Goa Trance Industrial Dark Ambient Folk Metal Bhajans
Movies/Shows Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games
Vermin/Darktide, AOE II, Warframe, Mass Effect, Battlefield, DFBHD
>Physical
Long curly hair, androgynous feminine body, 170 cm, 68 KG, enduring legs, no body hair
>Mental
Diagnosed asperger autism, weird, eccentric, abstract, alien
>Style
Contract killer, night stalker, wood elf (outside)
gay dresses, nude (at home)

>Looking for
Someone to fill the endless void of eventless solitude. Someone cute enough, androgynous/feminine without beard and much body hair and normal weight to
learn about each other and in best case meet. I am prepared to house someone, you can theoretically live with me indefinitely as long as you have your own
income and life problems resolved. We can play video games/watch movies all night, cuddle, kiss, hug and go outside into the nightly forest together. Be as gay as you
want, it would only attract me further. Wake up in each others arms and sleep through the days. In the summer I would also like more outdoor stuff
potentially camping (nomoney holiday, lost place adventure hunting) and I can need help in the garden.

Do not expect hookups, regular FWB with at least long holidays together is the minimum. Otherwise I am also open to general likeminded contacts, in that case
looks and age matter less just you won't share my canopy bed or be intimate with me then.

Be from (West)Europe at least, 25+, single, shut-in/antisocial, ideally NEET or having enough free time, like and have penis
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

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>ASL
21/M/US

>Personality traits
I love to talk, and i'm extremely lonely. I love codepenancy, it's been my coping skill since I was little. I will talk to you for every waking second if we click. i try to be very positive. I have a slew of depression, focus and anxiety issues, I'm a bit of a wreck.

i work full time but i can always text, near 24/7
>Interests
shitty mmos, collecting plushies I don't need, love listening to music of all genres. I want to learn everything about you!!

>About your life and goals
working a dead-end job with no local friends, but my goal is to find someone to love on and live with forever. I'm willing to move for an LDR and I've done it before!

>What you're looking for
female, american (sorry, distance is such pain), pretty face. prefer you to be within a year or two of my age. not concerned about much else but that you're willing to let me dote on you!

>contact
leafpileangel

>>33583798
Still lurking the board in general for a while longer, need friends as well at some point.

>>33581748
>>33580278
lol faggots don’t have soulmates

>>33569090
> M 24
> Business owner
> Outgoing, social
> Attractive, strong
> Wait in my car after a business meeting for a great time, I'll show you my office
> Not looking for reclusive people
> disc efa556

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I'm 26 year old artsy chubby and hairy bear type guy who's looking for real love with a trans/cis woman.

I love art and making music. I love having deep conversations and bonding over similar trauma.
I'm a hardcore lefty. I love talking about deep shit too.

My idea of having fun is playing board games/video games, making each other laugh or going shopping.

My love language is showing you movies or shows that I love, cooking for you or just being your emotional support in general.

I'm a bit of a perv haha. I have way too many insane kinks that are not super important in the long run but long story short, I love a woman who enjoys her own filth and is a quite fucked in the head. I do majorly prefer monogamous activity tho.

My preferences are pretty broad. I have a thing for taller women (i'm 5'6 and 260lbs) but really any woman can message me!

(Pic is NOT me but I look similar to it. Just more fat and more hairy and also bald.)

Discord:@fattysoulmate

bump until I can write my ad

Every girl I’ve added from threads like this has turned out to be incredibly weird so I’m hoping the girls who just lurk are a lot better

>asl
24 M UK

>looking for
A serious long term relationship with a girl between 20-27 years old. Hopefully we have similar interests but let’s just talk and see how things go. I don’t really have a type, my only requirement is that you’re not obese sorry. I also prefer it if you were from Europe or North Africa just so the time zones don’t make it difficult


> about me

5”7 working from home most days as a software engineer so it would be nice to have someone to talk to regularly while I work

I don’t have any strong political or religious beliefs so as long as you aren’t genuinely racist then I won’t have a problem with what you believe

I like gaming, mainly single player games but I have a few co-op games. I think a good way to get to know each other would be to play something together so let me know if you have any suggestions.

>contact
Discord: kyle_iom

>>33590208

Doubt. Had a girl add me and just..lie about everything from her name to her age. We met up, and something occurred where I had to find out. Just the weirdest shit I've ever seen

And it's still not my strangest encounter with people from the site lol.

>>33590267
It’s a risk I’m willing to take

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>>33575081
You sound nice enough and I do fit all that no problem, though I’m guessing eastern US would be too far for anything to work out long term though right?

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>ASL

30/M/eastern USA

>about me

I'm an outdoorsy, fun guy who does his best to keep in shape. I'm passionate about my career and I'm at a very fortunate point in my life where I'm earning good money doing something I genuinely love. I love to cook and bake, and I'm fairly handy with restoring antiques. I'm looking to buy a house in the next year or so and would love nothing more than to share it with someone.

Physically I am white, 6', broad shoulders and fairly built, with short dark hair.

>looking for

A (cis) woman who is looking to date intentionally, and ideally marry some day. I am open to long-distance relationships but would prefer someone on the US east coast or ideally New England.

>not looking for

Men/trans women, women who are only looking for casual partners or fwb type situations, or women who live extremely far away with no intention of relocating for a partner. Again, I'm open to ldrs, but it can't stay that way forever.

>tag

Kik: rhodieshorts

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>ASL
25M EU

>About me
Handsome, observant and exceptionally knowledgeable about human nature but introverted, slightly autistic and very distrustful of strangers
Highly philosophical, sweet and romantic, defined by a mix of traditional christian values and 2000s internet culture
Employed with a decent position in the tech sector and a degree, which would make it easier to spend time with you due to remote
Need someone worthy to dump all this repressed love into after having worked through trauma and isolation lasting nearly a decade

>Looking for
Long-term relationship with a very clingy and lovey-dovey girl of similar morals, heal my wounds and I will heal yours
Marriage and codependency and would be the goal as we gradually become more infatuated with one another
Will very much breed you and turn you into a happy housewife, won't mind you want to work at or next to home though
I will dedicate my life to you, showering you with love and making you a part of myself. Naturally, I will expect the same from you
You: Cute, good of heart, low body count, younger

>Interests/Hobbies
Reading, writing, language learning, history, cartography, trains, tech, animanga

>Not looking for
eDating, lgbt, girls who treat relationships as worthless and interchangeable

>discord
adhdwizard

>asl
18/M/England
>career
ski instructor
>body count
0
>religion
none but my morals closely align with those of christianity
>mental illness
likely autism
>interests/personality traits
photography, long walks, talking for hours, travelling, music, skiing
>physical description
175cm/70kg. blue eyes.
>goals
this could be a fun talking point in dms
>looking for/not looking for
cute girl around my age to talk for hours with. would like to send voice messages or chat too. want to build a genuine relationship. not looking for dudes, trannies, fat people, black people.
>contact
disc: mt_yotei

>asl
18/M/US
>career
N/A
>body count
0
>religion
N/A
>mental illness
Autism Spectrum Disorder Level 2
>interests/personality traits
Baking, Gaming, Movie/Show Watching/Criticism
The personality quiz thing calls me a mediator. I'd add that I have my fair share of eccentricities and sensitivities as well.
>physical description
Pretty underweight. Long hair. Gaunt chin. Pale.
>goals
I'm interested in starting my own bakery, developing my voice acting chops, and starting journalism/reviewing/criticism as a casual hobby/side hustle sort of deal.
>looking for/not looking for
I am primarily looking for a romantic relationship. I mostly value emotional intelligence and maturity in a woman. I would prefer that only those who are a similar age to me interact. Location is not important to me. I am only seeking a biological woman. It would be my preference that some interests overlap between me and my partner, but I don't necessarily mind if they don't so long as we're able to spend quality time with one another. All ethnicities are welcome to interact.
>contact
witheralt - discord

25, male, Extremely dominant looking for anyone who seeks to become the perfect slave. you seek understanding and love look no further.

Hello, and thank you for taking the time to read this. You’ll quickly learn that with me, effort is rewarded. I understand we’re both here for a higher purpose, and yours is to give yourself up to someone like me. You’re tired of not finding people worth talking to, and you truly understand how rewarding the vulnerability of an intense sub/dom dynamic is. I am looking for a slave/sub to devote myself to. To create in my perfect vision. To teach and mentor and fill with the love that’s been missing in their life until now. I am a strict but loving daddy, eager to teach and love as much as I’m eager to punish and humiliate. I particularly enjoy diving in to the submissive brain and figuring out WHY you became the person you are, and what exactly makes you feel the best about subservience.

As far as preferences I have very few. The only hard requirements are being able to talk and communicate honestly, and a deep desire to truly give yourself up to someone that wants what’s best for you.

Every kinks, any limit, and whatever degenerate fetish makes you happy is up for discussion. I don’t judge, I just listen. So let’s talk.

@DomTherapy on Telegram

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Trying this again.
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Some things, have changed tho, I now have diagnosed BPD which I'm handling okay-ish, I guess this is a plus if you want an obsessive gf, also if you want a serious gf, I'm looking for marriage, pan, so idc what you are, just be nice and white, thx.

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>ASL
27/F/Canada (can relocate)
>sexuality
Straight
>physical description
157cm, average build usually but currently chubby because living with family and they sabotage my diet, dark ginger hair (dyed, natural is dirty blonde), brown eyes, white, been told I have a cute face, glasses, romantic kibbe phenotype
>About you
Don't smoke/drink alcohol/do weed, christian, natural over synthetic medicine, waiting till marriage, INTP, studying in beauty field but would like to do tech so work from home is possible
>hobbies/interests
DIY, cooking, coding, anime (non coomer ones)
>looking for
Male, 20-33, white, from a first world country, middle class tier, wants children
>not looking for
Someone who wants to have sex regularly, my 'tism makes it gross to be touched. But other than a few quirks I'm high functioning and can pass as normal if I put in effort. No extreme politics or degeneracy. No obese tier fat or below 5'3.
>contact
lily_ccc@yahoo.com

I also am looking for a serious partner in Canada, to have more kids with hmu - 27 F divorced - add my kik anonymequebecoise or my telegram https://t.me/blvck_cvnadian_milf

>>33596117
> wants children
> no regular sex
Having children usually implies lots of regular sex maybe twice a day.
Especially with current rates of falling fertility for both men and women.
> 27 year old female.
You being almost 30 there is a 1 out of 1000 chance you are already infertile and can't have kids anyways.

>>33596117
What province?

>>33596474
Kill yourself

>ASL
27/M/Northeast US
>Looking for
Adult Woman Soulmate to marry, start family, and spend a long life with hopefully. Hopefully she shares interests and hobbies with me so we can bond doing and discussing them together.
>Physical description
5'7, 120 LBS
White
Blue eyes
Long light brown hair
Thick dirty blonde beard
Deep pleasant voice
Decent facial structure (thanks being thin)
>About me
Diagnosed Sperg, NEET. Despite that I still have many of the same desires that most human beings do-for love, family, affection, etc. Virgin committed to waiting for marriage but that's not to say I lack desire. I'm often deeply absorbed in my interests. I have Mild OCD and an anxious disposition. Christian as a result of philosophy (which I suppose was a function of God's grace towards my autistic ass). I like to yap. I generally have a silly/unserious demeanor and it's not always clear to others when I'm serious or joking.
>Interests
History (Special interest), Philosophy, PC gaming (Especially when it mixes with my special interest like in Paradox grand strategy games), biology, medicine, earth science
>Dealbreakers - Do not add if any of these describe you
Under 18
Troons/Males
Non-Virgins (If I can wait my wife to be can too)
ANY cluster B disorder including but not limited to BPD, NPD, etc
Any semblance of sociopathy or psychopathy - ASPD. If you've killed small animals outside of hunting or pest removal you're in this category.
Slutty internet behavior (Public nudes etc)
I don't get along with idpol leftists
Mean/vindictive personality types (This doesn't mean rude or bantz-I prefer if you have an edgy bantzy side, in fact)
Asexual/Hyposexuality
Unsolicited "Advise" or "Critiques" about my worth
>Discord (inc the period)
.winterenjoyer
>Email
winterenjoyer@proton.me

>>33596117
>currently chubby because living with family and they sabotage my diet
Enormous red flag for someone that's 27

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>>33569090
>asl
24/M/Western Europe
>career
Alchemist, Dreamer, Logos programmer.
>body count
Physically 0.
>religion
>mental illness
I believe in direct experience and anything that suits my needs at any moment in time.
Faith can move mountains.
But I do follow a way that asks me to express agape, divine love, as often as possible.
>interests/personality traits
Alchemy, dreaming, "Traveling", Meditation, Relaxation/Wellness, Software, Music/Art in general, Gaming, Reading, fantasy/sci-fi, Movies/Shows, Nature, Contemplation, Self-Sustainability/Entrepreneurship,
MBTI fluctuates between INTP and INTJ, Astrology is Virgo Sun/Taurus Moon.
It often appears like I am a bit out there. I am.
>physical description
Not necessarily a looker to the world. I'm blessed with an unassuming look that lets me get to where I want unhindered, while remaining focussed on the magnum opus.
168 cm/70 kg, brown long hair and brown eyes, pale white skin. I've been told I look a bit like an elf (cringe).
I shower and take care of my environments.
>goals
Absolute freedom, Immortality, Omniscience.
Wealth, prosperity, health beyond physical measure. In the future, I will live in a creepy, dreamy castle with a tower reaching the stars. A grand library with seemingly no end. Don't get lost!
Getting the fuck out of this physical reality dream.
Finding a wife.
>looking for/not looking for
A smart and strong woman who values wisdom and a healthy dose of weirdness, crazy. Reasonable, humble and modest.
Someone who can relate to my otherworldly propensities and pursuits. A person who cognizes more than the little physical box enables.
A partner who wants to see the end of times at the edge of the void and walk through life together.
I don't have physical preferences aside from being conscious of one's health. The body usually withers quickly. What's "inside" matters a lot more and has A LOT more potential in the long run, even if the "outside" is a bit of a reflection.
>contact
disc: alchemydreamer

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>asl
27/M(twink)/east eu
>body count
0
>religion
None
>interests
Vns, metal, weebshit, video edit, gaming, tcgs, Nietzsche
>physical description
168cm 45kg, brown eyes, medium hair, i get told i have a handsome face.
Don't have a deep voice
White
Also I'm not submissive but neither a cringy "dom"
>goals
Self spiritual growth, having fun, being succesful, the usual, i don't like drama
>looking for
fun gf who shares my interests
>not looking for
under 18, fat, narcissist(being self centered is fine though, everyone should be like that to some extent), "tradwives"(i am not going give you money, I can visit you wherever you live or you can come to live with me though, i just mean that i don't like insufferable bum annoying narcissist women), normies
>contact
disc: vrw

>>33596117
>I don't like LE SEX because I have LE AUTISM!
If your body count is > 0, good luck finding someone that believes your bullshit.
>inb4 you don't get it! I didn't know I didn't like sex until I sucked off ten chads!

>>33597022

bro it's 8am est. who gets up this early just to shit on a random woman's post

>>33597073
>you're in the same timezone as me
>you woke up this early to browse 4chan
>you started browsing 4chan just to reply to her
Lots of assumptions here to defend m'lady

>>33597181
ok i guess.

f21 hooked up with a guy from maui and now i want another hawaii sex experience. reply if you have a place in hawaii i can come visit you at

>>33597441
fucking gold diggers begging for rich people to take them on vacation
or trying to get kidnapped and sold into slavery

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>>33597022
OP, yeah it's 0. Hilarious how anons get so butthurt at women's body count. Frigid cockblocker if it's 0 or complete ho if it's above 0. If you're so focused on 10 Chads cocks maybe consider you're gay and just need to be with a guy to realize it.

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>ASL
19/f/us
>Looking For
someone with common interests as me to be friends and talk and hopefully end up dating, id like to meet someone as autistic as me that loves what i do and marry and love them forever
>Not Looking For
anyone looking for something lewd right off the bat
>Interests
league, vtubers (specifically hololive so autistic about hololive i need you to be as autistic as me about hololive) anime, manga, overwatch, valorant
>Discord
realifedoggirl

>>33597843
>realifedoggirl
didn't work

>>33597843
>>33597902
tried talking to her some time last year
she never responded, just wasted my time
sometimes misspells their user name