Welcome to /aan/ - Adopt a NeetThis is a thread for NEETs, those in between NEET / Provider, and Providers to place personals. The ultimate goal for people to find favorable matches.If you are looking only for sex or "online only", you are in the wrong place. Go visit other threads.>/aan/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Cg8tAExjrrJoin the discord, it’s fun. Make sure you post in #intro to get full access!You can benefit from search tools, community support, 'safety nets', and critically, any bad actors are banned. Post template:>Status: (Please pick one)Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space.Semi-Provider – able or willing to contribute financially to some degree (e.g. to rent/bills)NEET – willing to move in with someone and receive some personal support (you do not have to be a NEET!)>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:As much as about you as you are willing to say. Sex and gender matters to some people. Others, not so much.>About Yourself, Contact InfoPlease write a little about yourself and your interests. Please post contact info.>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?Please post your general location. State if you’re willing to relocate or not from your current place.Looking for: (Pick all that apply)Live-In Maid, Roommate, Friends, Friend with Benefits, Short/ Long Term Relationship, OtherAlso, describe the type of people you find agreeable.>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?Write anything else you feel important to make known here.
>>33594364this thread never works.just scammers and golddiggers
>>33594370Bruh you're literally in the "adopt a NEET" thread, gold digging is the goal. You think she'll fall in love with you? kek
>>33594370nah man you’re just a fag
>ASL26, Cis Male, Europe>RaceCaucasian. Southern italian.>ReligionAgnostic Atheist>Weight/Body type270lbs | 130kg , hairy bear type guy and bald.>Height5'6ft | 167cm>Education, employment, or lack thereofUnemployed theater kid. I have passion and goals just not normal goals like finding a job. I want to be more independent than that. I am lucky to have parents who believe in me and support me.>Vices (Drinking, smoking, etc.)I don't drink or smoke and have never taken any drugs>Sexual historyComfortably a virgin. I was sort of an incel kid at 16 but I learned that I'm not in a rush to loose my virginity.>DisordersAvoidant Personality Disorder.>IntroductionI'm a really artsy guy. I love making music, drawing, creating things in general. I am very left leaning. I don't think billionairse should exist. I pride myself of being a person with integrity and critical thinking skills.I'm a very good therapist and advice giver.>Physical descriptionBrown hair and eyes, big eyes, sort of thick eyebrows, a cute nose, smaller heart shaped lips and I'm very hairy.>Your typeI like trans and cis women.I really dont have a type at all. I take most people for who they are and chemistry is way more nuanced than someone who I consider my type.I know I like smart, critical thinkers who are accepting and know how to tolerate me and make me feel validated.Body wise I feel the same way. I like tons of different body types and features.I love a lot of features that people consider undesirable like saggy skin, body fat, body hair, unique noses. Unique looking women are beatiful.>Hard limitsUnder 21, racism, classists, overly edgy people, people who think saying slurs is peak comedy>Your contactsMy discord is @fattysoulmateReply if you want to add me elsewhere.
>>33594364>aslmid 20s, M>statussoon to be neet>about yourselfright now i am reading mystery babylon expose transcripts of william cooper, the guy who predicted osama bin laden will be blamed for 911.you see, this is all i do,study, ponder, reflect, study, imagine, schizo and schizo and schizo more and ponder and ponder and seek and seek and seek.i have been schizomaxxing since 2016.didn't really touch grass at all other than going to some minimum wage jobs.i did go to uni but i kept quitting then return then drop again.only thing i can do is 24/7 think about how to defeat NWO or think about spirituality or spirituality/higher realms related conspiracies and schizo stuffs.if not, i studied other things but with a cooked zoomer brain with 0 attention capacity. so i skimmed through many areas of topics such as politics, economics, history, philosophy, and etc.basically in summary, i didn't do anything for the last 7~8 years other than studying something or thinking something or imagining something like creative arts or just going to work or uni every once and then.>why i need free rentso i can focus entirely on studying and reading and theorizing about anything that captures my mind at the moment and also keep imagining about many things not limited to defeating NWO and bloodlines but also just about anything else.I am fairly creative but sadly i didn't develop any skills to make creative projects in my head into reality. i.e. my own games, movies, animes, etc. so wanting to do something to do with creative arts or media/streaming/podcast is also there.>what i offerpreviously i posted here that i won't offer anything.but time is running out so i am on the fence as how to offer anything.i definitely don't want to have sexual relationship at all.so what do you want from me.
27 cis f southern California near los Angeles as opposed to San Diego or San Francisco NEETlooking to be a live in girlfriend or wife rather than just looking for a provider. I'm fat and fairly unattractive, if you don't care about looks then I'm your gal. I will not elaborate on my life situation here as I don't want to air out dirty laundry. discord tag is chickn333please tell me which personal ad you responded to as I post a lot since I'm terminally online.not looking for internet trolls, or mean people. ghosting is fine if you can tell we don't hit it off well. I'm autistic so I don't get along with everyone perfectly.
>>33594885>I'm fat and fairly unattractiveWe know.
>>33594885Avoid, Chickn is an obese man posing as a woman. He's a known pedophile who has groomed several minors aged 13-16 and posted their nudes onto several Discord servers. He's a freak who brags about the children whose lives he's ruined, and the only reason he posts is to find more children or adult paypigs to finance his pedophilia. Check on the archives, he's admitted to grooming a minor and asking for cucks/paypigs.
>StatusProvider~ (>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:Male, 28, Straight>Location and are you willing to relocate?I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.>What you are looking forShort-Term and Long-Term are both fine but prefer longer because all the movement is tiring. Hi, I'm looking for someone who needs a stable/nice place to live and is trying to pursue something. Ideally, you'd have some sort of plan or idea goal you want to hit. (GED, Degree, cert, new job, saving money, maybe just housing, etc?) It's okay if it's nothing concrete, but spending a week discussing 5 different ideas isn't interesting to me. Please be realistic. I can also help you narrow down stuff, but this is your life, so I need something to go off of. Have your freedom. If you're not able to get a job while you're here, you will have chores. I just mean keeping the house clean, dusting, vacuuming, mopping. Typical Chores. If you don't know how to cook: cooking WILL be one of the goals you add to the list. If you are obese, you will be going to the gym with me. (ill prob make you active anyway)Not super interested in physical relationships with anyone off here at the moment, but definitely would like someone I could vibe with. If I don't think you're ambitious or you'll drag me down, i'll remove you. No need to have similar hobbies, but it'd be cool for you to have SOMETHING to talk about.>Free Form:,I've helped four individuals so far. Three Platonic, one not. All are doing well. Currently in my house we have: One cats, one dog, and me. I live alone with my pets pretty much. Not looking for anyone under 21 (Would really prefer older fokss.). Tons more to add, but hit the text limit.>Living Conditions:You'd get essentially a whole bedroom to yourself and a bathroom to yourself There's also a kitchen, living room, dining area, backyard (Can provide pictures if everything works well).>Contact cinnamonlipton
19 Femboy UK Looking for a hardcore owner/BF long term Hi! I have an over this past month been really giving up and really struggling. I very much need a strong and more hardcore side owner and boyfriend that is preferably an aggressive, and very strict personAbout me: I’m white 6ft0ish 150 pounds. Brown hair to my neck. Fem acting. I get told I have nice legs and bum. I love videos games(please play with me) VERY OBSESSED AND CLINGYPreferences: 30+ only. Prefer a strong aggressive style man who really knows what they are doing. Preferably someone with decent experience. Please have a lot of free timeMy kinks: attention, showing off(Reddit/4chan) outdoor showing off, breathplay, light pain, TPE(food clothes bathroom and more) tech Dom, praise/extreme degrading, lots of begging, I want to learn moreFor the first day ish can we please just talk and get to know eachother. I like to do this first Love paigeDiscord meowy4
>Status: (Please pick one)Neet. Willing to work household stuff obviously>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:26/femboy/nsw>About Yourself, Contact InfoI'm a relatively typical skinny nerd who has recently realised he might be bi. Typical nerd, sarcastic but kind, feminine. Very creative. kik: nswfemme26>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?Nsw, Australia. Will not locate to another country but possibly another stateLooking for: (Pick all that apply)Looking for a longterm relationship to a dom. I’m a massive sub, and want to experience that lifestyle and being part of a bdsm relationship full time
>StatusProvider and Caretaker>Sex28/M/straight>LocationWestern europeIf you are not from europe, i can take care of relocation, costs, visa, etc.>What are you looking for?Girlfriend, Live-in-maid, sub-dom dynamic.I'm looking for a white biological female, with a slender build. Petite, flat or curvy does not matter to me at all.>Free formSome years ago i inherited some stuff and decided to travel around after i finished my studies. I also helped friends with living situations, and arranged a 3 year appartment for a previous neet. Never had enough time to go for a serious relationship or dynamic before, but I'm open to one now. As I'm in a place where i can take care of someone, i decided to look around if anyone is interested.I like cosplay, gaming, anime, manga, traveling, animals, movies, art. Having an interest in any of these is not required but might help in getting along. If you are trying to get into any of these, or enthusiastic about trying, that would be great too! Likewise i will always try to adapt to the things you like.I currently do work a lot, and have some projects i am spending time on. If you need constant attention, i might not be ideal for you. I can call and chat most days though.A partner, live in maid, or sub-dom dynamic is all on the table, but I don't have a lot of chores that need to be done, so you can just relax most days. Everything you need is near my place, and if you do want to work, there are a lot of english job opportunities nearby. I have spare rooms you can use, with a lock, and more than enough room for hobbies and so on. I can also provide allowance and buy whatever you want, as long as it's doable. You don't have to be around me all the time or be very social.Discord: 6166_6166
Why are there so many women in this server now? It used to be a gross sausagefest.
>>33596071those aren't womenprobably trannies
>>33596077>probably tranniesI already said "gross sausagefest".
>>33596071Turns out when money is involved women become less selective.
>>33594630Daddy. I can't adopt you, but I just wanted to drop some knowledge crumbs, to keep you schizomaxxing. Research the concept of the Moshiach. This is key to understanding who the anti-Christ will be. Also search for past pol archives for an angel named Metatron
>Status: (Please pick one)Provider / Semi-Provider.I own my house and can get by feeding two mouths, but anything more luxurious would require you work a little.>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:M 28>About Yourself, Contact InfoI am 5'10" (178cm) and 170lbsInterest are Virtual Reality, /vp/ and /tg/Telegram: RoboKitten92 Kik: Robotkitten92I have other contacts but I want to at least make sure I'm not involved with a bad actor before I share them. >Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?East Florida. I will not relocate (I am paying off my house) but can help you get here.Looking for: (Pick all that apply)I'm looking for a GF and eventual wife (multiple kids). It doesn't have to start off that strong, but if you're just wanting a place to crash for free look elsewhere.>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?Unrelated to adopting a neet, I'm also looking for more friends to talk to. So feel free to add me regardless.
>>33596161Oh fuck, I'm retarded.Kik is RoboticKitten92
>No Rin>No ElectraNature is already healing.
Status:Semi-Neet – able or willing to contribute financially to some degree (e.g. to rent/bills)Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: Trans Male, 18, gayLocation and are you willing to relocate?I live in Tennessee, (USA) I am willing to relocate eventually What you are looking for?Most anything atp, but just a friend or something would be idealAnything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? I’m a pretty quiet person, I tend to keep to myself and try and stay out of the way. Once I’m out of my shell I can be pretty social but that can take a bit for me. I usually spend my free time drawing or playing video games, I also enjoy cooking and baking occasionally. I can be a bit messy but I usually keep it to my room and try and clean up after myself when it comes to communal spaces. I’m usually pretty happy as long as I’m able to play video games and draw in my free time. Only really requirements I can think of are that you’d need to be open minded about me transitioning and accept that I *do* plan on medically transitioning as well.Contactforest_grove on disc
>>33596080are you really delusional enough to think the women actually came back ?
>Status:NEET- Currently working but would like to be house wife at least temporarily until I get my bachelor's>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:21 F bisexual>About Yourself, Contact InfoLike video games (gta, guitar hero, minecraft, borderlands). Basically anything besides military shooters. I love drawing digitally or with pencil. Love watching horror movies and partaking in cringe activities when possible. >Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?From southern US. Would prefer to move to UK/EU/CanadaLooking for: Long Term provider, preferably a real relationship>Anything else you would like to add? I'm 5'0 and curvy/chubby. If that isn't your type of woman that's fine but please don't waste my timeDiscord: faline666
>>33597658>curvy/chubby. If that isn't your type of woman that's fine but please don't waste my timeThat means you plan to stay that way?
>>33597658>>33597992she is probably obese, and like most americans refuses to improve themself
>>33598176This.Modern females HATE accountability more than anything else.And that's why they would rather die early from a heart attack after a life of being fucked and chucked and never having a real relationship (because what man actually wants a relationship with a landwhale?) than to lose weight.ANYTHING but losing the fucking weight.>oh, should I be pleasant and attractive so that sex with my man who loves me is an enjoyable experience and so that we have a great relationship and love life together?>nah fuck that! I'mma be a fat bitch with a bitchy attitude and turbo feminininism and muh body positivity! XDFat females are subhuman garbage. Don't waste your time on them. Let them die alone and then their carcass, like ocean whale falls that deep sea sharks feast on, will feed the cats in their house.
>>33596752>Trans Male, 18, gayTranslation:>I'm a transtrender female with BPD and I want a boyfriend who pays all my bills and gets suckered into my vortex of narcissism and psychopathy so I can ruin his life
>>33598278I mean... so long as irresponsible raw fucking filthy creape sex is one the table as gender affirming care, I might consider it up until she goes full zippertits.
>>33598326*creampie
>>33598326well.... I can't honestly say I wouldn't fuck the absolute shit out of a dykey rebellious little sexually confused female slut... I don't give a shit what pronouns she thinks she deserves: with me her pronouns would be cumsock/jizzbucket/dicksleeve
>>33598278Would still honestly consider it. I love androgynous women, it's a shame so few of them are okay with being women.
>>33594364>StatusProvider>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:38/M/Straight>Location and are you willing to relocate?Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate. I own land and houses here and in other states.>About YourselfWhite, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm overweight, not a landwhale, and am down 43 pounds as of my last weigh-in. Don't mind sharing pics once we've chatted, have had femanons tell me that I am "quite handsome," at least in the face. Work in upper management at a financial technology firm. Own multiple plots of land/houses and the home I am in now free-and-clear. Only debt is a home improvement loan I took out to fix up my current residence, but that should be paid off by end of year. I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.>InterestsTypical 4chan interests; Anime (figure collector), vidya, tabletop. I mostly play MMOs and survival games (7 Days to Die being my flavor of autism) and DM D&D. I also make my own mead (honey wine), tinker with a lot of /g/-related stuff, and have a fairly large retro vidya collection (focusing on consoles).>What you are looking for (pick all that apply) A biological woman that I can build a long-term, healthy relationship with. The eventual goal being marriage, children, and having her at least partially staying at home to raise them. Someone that takes care of themselves and does not mind contributing to the household through chores and cooking. No job is required, but if you want to get one part-time, go for it.Also, someone that shares some of my interests. I'd love to go to conventions and do couples cosplay, enjoy theme parks, and visit historic destinations with someone.>ContactDiscord: oreganolobsterEmail: soctemporarius@proton.me
28 white male europeIf you're a girl, you'll get everything you need from me in terms of empathy and acceptance, i will not judge you for anything.Hobbies: Making money, being inventive and intuitive, elaborating psychological traumas into roses and flowers, cooking, doing things with my significant other, being romantic and cute, cuddling, watching movies or anime.I have all the time in the world so don't fret to approach me.I will dedicate all my time to you and make sure you have everything you need, heck we can take over the world together just you and I, no one else really matters.I want to live with only 1 girl and spend all of my time love and energy on her, so if you wanna move in together, hit me upLooking for:girl, pale, white, cute, single, straight & cisnot looking for:Trans, ugly fat people or mendiscord:alanegarash777
>Status: (Please pick one)Semi-provider>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:37/m/California/Cis/ straight>Location and are you willing to relocate?maybe>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot>contactdiscord: nuzkuz
NEET21 MtF bottomPic is me, bit of an introvert in person, I love horror movies, gothy stuff, video games(mostly single player rpg’s) I have 3k followers on tik tok and am trying to do that full time I’d love to relocate as where I’m at kinda sucks for trans people(rural US) but I’m also not tryna get kidnapped so I’d have build that trust first lol Discord: hollybakerr
>asl25 / M kinda twinkish looking / EU>about meNot a neet atm but I used to be one and wouldnt mind doing it again especially if my partner wanted something like that.Pretty open minded and flexible person. Like to try new things, hike, especially in the nature and travel. If inside I usually spend my time gaming, watching stuff and such.Very open minded when it comes to kinky stuff as well, even if its extreme feel free to hmu and elaborate to see if theres any compatibility.>looking forAnyone physically feminine is fine just pls dont be extremely mentally ill lol>not looking forOnline only.>contactDiscord: aurelian4
27/M/USA (Southeast)ProviderStandard live-in maid arrangement, you get the spare room and food in exchange for cooking lunch and dinner and keeping the place clean. You're free to use the rest of the day however you please as long as it doesn't distract me from my work.I live in an old quiet suburb of a medium sized city, so it's peaceful for neeting while still having some economic opportunity if you want to work to escape it.Must be biologically femaleDiscord: r3nt_s33ker
>>33597658fuck off chikn