>>33594364
this thread never works.
just scammers and golddiggers

>>33594370
Bruh you're literally in the "adopt a NEET" thread, gold digging is the goal. You think she'll fall in love with you? kek

>>33594370
nah man you’re just a fag

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>ASL

26, Cis Male, Europe

>Race

Caucasian. Southern italian.

>Religion

Agnostic Atheist

>Weight/Body type

270lbs | 130kg , hairy bear type guy and bald.

>Height

5'6ft | 167cm

>Education, employment, or lack thereof

Unemployed theater kid. I have passion and goals just not normal goals like finding a job. I want to be more independent than that. I am lucky to have parents who believe in me and support me.

>Vices (Drinking, smoking, etc.)

I don't drink or smoke and have never taken any drugs

>Sexual history

Comfortably a virgin. I was sort of an incel kid at 16 but I learned that I'm not in a rush to loose my virginity.

>Disorders

Avoidant Personality Disorder.

>Introduction

I'm a really artsy guy. I love making music, drawing, creating things in general. I am very left leaning. I don't think billionairse should exist. I pride myself of being a person with integrity and critical thinking skills.
I'm a very good therapist and advice giver.

>Physical description

Brown hair and eyes, big eyes, sort of thick eyebrows, a cute nose, smaller heart shaped lips and I'm very hairy.

>Your type

I like trans and cis women.
I really dont have a type at all. I take most people for who they are and chemistry is way more nuanced than someone who I consider my type.

I know I like smart, critical thinkers who are accepting and know how to tolerate me and make me feel validated.

Body wise I feel the same way. I like tons of different body types and features.

I love a lot of features that people consider undesirable like saggy skin, body fat, body hair, unique noses. Unique looking women are beatiful.

>Hard limits

Under 21, racism, classists, overly edgy people, people who think saying slurs is peak comedy

>Your contacts

My discord is @fattysoulmate

Reply if you want to add me elsewhere.

>>33594364
>asl
mid 20s, M
>status
soon to be neet
>about yourself
right now i am reading mystery babylon expose transcripts of william cooper, the guy who predicted osama bin laden will be blamed for 911.
you see, this is all i do,
study, ponder, reflect, study, imagine, schizo and schizo and schizo more and ponder and ponder and seek and seek and seek.
i have been schizomaxxing since 2016.
didn't really touch grass at all other than going to some minimum wage jobs.
i did go to uni but i kept quitting then return then drop again.
only thing i can do is 24/7 think about how to defeat NWO or think about spirituality or spirituality/higher realms related conspiracies and schizo stuffs.

if not, i studied other things but with a cooked zoomer brain with 0 attention capacity. so i skimmed through many areas of topics such as politics, economics, history, philosophy, and etc.

basically in summary, i didn't do anything for the last 7~8 years other than studying something or thinking something or imagining something like creative arts or just going to work or uni every once and then.


>why i need free rent
so i can focus entirely on studying and reading and theorizing about anything that captures my mind at the moment and also keep imagining about many things not limited to defeating NWO and bloodlines but also just about anything else.
I am fairly creative but sadly i didn't develop any skills to make creative projects in my head into reality. i.e. my own games, movies, animes, etc.
so wanting to do something to do with creative arts or media/streaming/podcast is also there.

>what i offer
previously i posted here that i won't offer anything.
but time is running out so i am on the fence as how to offer anything.
i definitely don't want to have sexual relationship at all.
so what do you want from me.

>Status
Provider~ (

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 28, Straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?

I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.

>What you are looking for

Short-Term and Long-Term are both fine but prefer longer because all the movement is tiring. Hi, I'm looking for someone who needs a stable/nice place to live and is trying to pursue something. Ideally, you'd have some sort of plan or idea goal you want to hit. (GED, Degree, cert, new job, saving money, maybe just housing, etc?) It's okay if it's nothing concrete, but spending a week discussing 5 different ideas isn't interesting to me. Please be realistic. I can also help you narrow down stuff, but this is your life, so I need something to go off of. Have your freedom. If you're not able to get a job while you're here, you will have chores. I just mean keeping the house clean, dusting, vacuuming, mopping. Typical Chores. If you don't know how to cook: cooking WILL be one of the goals you add to the list. If you are obese, you will be going to the gym with me. (ill prob make you active anyway)

Not super interested in physical relationships with anyone off here at the moment, but definitely would like someone I could vibe with. If I don't think you're ambitious or you'll drag me down, i'll remove you. No need to have similar hobbies, but it'd be cool for you to have SOMETHING to talk about.


>Free Form:,

I've helped four individuals so far. Three Platonic, one not. All are doing well. Currently in my house we have: One cats, one dog, and me. I live alone with my pets pretty much. Not looking for anyone under 21 (Would really prefer older fokss.). Tons more to add, but hit the text limit.

>Living Conditions:

You'd get essentially a whole bedroom to yourself and a bathroom to yourself There's also a kitchen, living room, dining area, backyard (Can provide pictures if everything works well).

>Contact
cinnamonlipton

19 Femboy UK

Looking for a hardcore owner/BF long term

Hi! I have an over this past month been really giving up and really struggling. I very much need a strong and more hardcore side owner and boyfriend that is preferably an aggressive, and very strict person

About me: I’m white 6ft0ish 150 pounds. Brown hair to my neck. Fem acting. I get told I have nice legs and bum. I love videos games(please play with me) VERY OBSESSED AND CLINGY

Preferences: 30+ only. Prefer a strong aggressive style man who really knows what they are doing. Preferably someone with decent experience. Please have a lot of free time

My kinks: attention, showing off(Reddit/4chan) outdoor showing off, breathplay, light pain, TPE(food clothes bathroom and more) tech Dom, praise/extreme degrading, lots of begging, I want to learn more

For the first day ish can we please just talk and get to know eachother. I like to do this first

Love paige

Discord meowy4

>Status: (Please pick one)
Neet. Willing to work household stuff obviously

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
26/femboy/nsw

>About Yourself, Contact Info
I'm a relatively typical skinny nerd who has recently realised he might be bi. Typical nerd, sarcastic but kind, feminine. Very creative. kik: nswfemme26

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Nsw, Australia. Will not locate to another country but possibly another state

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Looking for a longterm relationship to a dom. I’m a massive sub, and want to experience that lifestyle and being part of a bdsm relationship full time

>Status
Provider and Caretaker

>Sex
28/M/straight

>Location
Western europe

If you are not from europe, i can take care of relocation, costs, visa, etc.

>What are you looking for?
Girlfriend, Live-in-maid, sub-dom dynamic.

I'm looking for a white biological female, with a slender build. Petite, flat or curvy does not matter to me at all.

>Free form
Some years ago i inherited some stuff and decided to travel around after i finished my studies. I also helped friends with living situations, and arranged a 3 year appartment for a previous neet. Never had enough time to go for a serious relationship or dynamic before, but I'm open to one now. As I'm in a place where i can take care of someone, i decided to look around if anyone is interested.

I like cosplay, gaming, anime, manga, traveling, animals, movies, art. Having an interest in any of these is not required but might help in getting along. If you are trying to get into any of these, or enthusiastic about trying, that would be great too! Likewise i will always try to adapt to the things you like.

I currently do work a lot, and have some projects i am spending time on. If you need constant attention, i might not be ideal for you. I can call and chat most days though.

A partner, live in maid, or sub-dom dynamic is all on the table, but I don't have a lot of chores that need to be done, so you can just relax most days. Everything you need is near my place, and if you do want to work, there are a lot of english job opportunities nearby. I have spare rooms you can use, with a lock, and more than enough room for hobbies and so on. I can also provide allowance and buy whatever you want, as long as it's doable. You don't have to be around me all the time or be very social.

Discord: 6166_6166

Why are there so many women in this server now? It used to be a gross sausagefest.

>>33596071
those aren't women
probably trannies

>>33596077
>probably trannies
I already said "gross sausagefest".

>>33596071
Turns out when money is involved women become less selective.

>>33594630
Daddy. I can't adopt you, but I just wanted to drop some knowledge crumbs, to keep you schizomaxxing. Research the concept of the Moshiach. This is key to understanding who the anti-Christ will be. Also search for past pol archives for an angel named Metatron

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider / Semi-Provider.
I own my house and can get by feeding two mouths, but anything more luxurious would require you work a little.
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
M 28

>About Yourself, Contact Info
I am 5'10" (178cm) and 170lbs
Interest are Virtual Reality, /vp/ and /tg/
Telegram: RoboKitten92
Kik: Robotkitten92

I have other contacts but I want to at least make sure I'm not involved with a bad actor before I share them.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
East Florida. I will not relocate (I am paying off my house) but can help you get here.

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
I'm looking for a GF and eventual wife (multiple kids). It doesn't have to start off that strong, but if you're just wanting a place to crash for free look elsewhere.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
Unrelated to adopting a neet, I'm also looking for more friends to talk to. So feel free to add me regardless.

>>33596161
Oh fuck, I'm retarded.
Kik is RoboticKitten92

>No Rin
>No Electra

Nature is already healing.

Status:
Semi-Neet – able or willing to contribute financially to some degree (e.g. to rent/bills)

Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Trans Male, 18, gay

Location and are you willing to relocate?
I live in Tennessee, (USA) I am willing to relocate eventually

What you are looking for?
Most anything atp, but just a friend or something would be ideal

Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I’m a pretty quiet person, I tend to keep to myself and try and stay out of the way. Once I’m out of my shell I can be pretty social but that can take a bit for me. I usually spend my free time drawing or playing video games, I also enjoy cooking and baking occasionally. I can be a bit messy but I usually keep it to my room and try and clean up after myself when it comes to communal spaces. I’m usually pretty happy as long as I’m able to play video games and draw in my free time. Only really requirements I can think of are that you’d need to be open minded about me transitioning and accept that I *do* plan on medically transitioning as well.

Contact
forest_grove on disc

>>33596080
are you really delusional enough to think the women actually came back ?

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>Status:
NEET- Currently working but would like to be house wife at least temporarily until I get my bachelor's
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
21 F bisexual
>About Yourself, Contact Info
Like video games (gta, guitar hero, minecraft, borderlands). Basically anything besides military shooters. I love drawing digitally or with pencil. Love watching horror movies and partaking in cringe activities when possible.
>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
From southern US. Would prefer to move to UK/EU/Canada
Looking for:
Long Term provider, preferably a real relationship
>Anything else you would like to add? I'm 5'0 and curvy/chubby. If that isn't your type of woman that's fine but please don't waste my time
Discord: faline666

>>33597658
>curvy/chubby. If that isn't your type of woman that's fine but please don't waste my time
That means you plan to stay that way?

>>33597658
>>33597992
she is probably obese, and like most americans refuses to improve themself

>>33598176
This.
Modern females HATE accountability more than anything else.
And that's why they would rather die early from a heart attack after a life of being fucked and chucked and never having a real relationship (because what man actually wants a relationship with a landwhale?) than to lose weight.
ANYTHING but losing the fucking weight.
>oh, should I be pleasant and attractive so that sex with my man who loves me is an enjoyable experience and so that we have a great relationship and love life together?
>nah fuck that! I'mma be a fat bitch with a bitchy attitude and turbo feminininism and muh body positivity! XD
Fat females are subhuman garbage. Don't waste your time on them. Let them die alone and then their carcass, like ocean whale falls that deep sea sharks feast on, will feed the cats in their house.

>>33596752
>Trans Male, 18, gay

Translation:
>I'm a transtrender female with BPD and I want a boyfriend who pays all my bills and gets suckered into my vortex of narcissism and psychopathy so I can ruin his life

>>33598278
I mean... so long as irresponsible raw fucking filthy creape sex is one the table as gender affirming care, I might consider it up until she goes full zippertits.

>>33598326
*creampie

>>33598326
well.... I can't honestly say I wouldn't fuck the absolute shit out of a dykey rebellious little sexually confused female slut... I don't give a shit what pronouns she thinks she deserves: with me her pronouns would be cumsock/jizzbucket/dicksleeve

>>33598278
Would still honestly consider it. I love androgynous women, it's a shame so few of them are okay with being women.

>>33594364

>Status
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38/M/Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate. I own land and houses here and in other states.
>About Yourself
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm overweight, not a landwhale, and am down 43 pounds as of my last weigh-in. Don't mind sharing pics once we've chatted, have had femanons tell me that I am "quite handsome," at least in the face. Work in upper management at a financial technology firm. Own multiple plots of land/houses and the home I am in now free-and-clear. Only debt is a home improvement loan I took out to fix up my current residence, but that should be paid off by end of year. I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.
>Interests
Typical 4chan interests; Anime (figure collector), vidya, tabletop. I mostly play MMOs and survival games (7 Days to Die being my flavor of autism) and DM D&D. I also make my own mead (honey wine), tinker with a lot of /g/-related stuff, and have a fairly large retro vidya collection (focusing on consoles).
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
A biological woman that I can build a long-term, healthy relationship with. The eventual goal being marriage, children, and having her at least partially staying at home to raise them. Someone that takes care of themselves and does not mind contributing to the household through chores and cooking. No job is required, but if you want to get one part-time, go for it.
Also, someone that shares some of my interests. I'd love to go to conventions and do couples cosplay, enjoy theme parks, and visit historic destinations with someone.
>Contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me

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28 white male europe

If you're a girl, you'll get everything you need from me in terms of empathy and acceptance, i will not judge you for anything.

Hobbies: Making money, being inventive and intuitive, elaborating psychological traumas into roses and flowers, cooking, doing things with my significant other, being romantic and cute, cuddling, watching movies or anime.

I have all the time in the world so don't fret to approach me.

I will dedicate all my time to you and make sure you have everything you need, heck we can take over the world together just you and I, no one else really matters.

I want to live with only 1 girl and spend all of my time love and energy on her, so if you wanna move in together, hit me up

Looking for:
girl, pale, white, cute, single, straight & cis

not looking for:
Trans, ugly fat people or men

discord:
alanegarash777

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
37/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
discord: nuzkuz

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NEET

21 MtF bottom

Pic is me, bit of an introvert in person, I love horror movies, gothy stuff, video games(mostly single player rpg’s) I have 3k followers on tik tok and am trying to do that full time

I’d love to relocate as where I’m at kinda sucks for trans people(rural US) but I’m also not tryna get kidnapped so I’d have build that trust first lol
Discord: hollybakerr

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>asl
25 / M kinda twinkish looking / EU
>about me
Not a neet atm but I used to be one and wouldnt mind doing it again especially if my partner wanted something like that.
Pretty open minded and flexible person. Like to try new things, hike, especially in the nature and travel. If inside I usually spend my time gaming, watching stuff and such.
Very open minded when it comes to kinky stuff as well, even if its extreme feel free to hmu and elaborate to see if theres any compatibility.
>looking for
Anyone physically feminine is fine just pls dont be extremely mentally ill lol
>not looking for
Online only.
>contact
Discord: aurelian4

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27/M/USA (Southeast)

Provider

Standard live-in maid arrangement, you get the spare room and food in exchange for cooking lunch and dinner and keeping the place clean. You're free to use the rest of the day however you please as long as it doesn't distract me from my work.
I live in an old quiet suburb of a medium sized city, so it's peaceful for neeting while still having some economic opportunity if you want to work to escape it.

Must be biologically female

Discord: r3nt_s33ker

>>33597658
fuck off chikn

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>Status:
NEET, though I am completely willing to change this once I get settled.
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
20, Female, Straight
>About Yourself
Hi! I’m a 5’5” lightskin girl with black hair and brown eyes. I have a big love for all kinds of media, like gaming (I play LoL ;-;), music, movies. I’m also super caring and respectful of personal space—I won’t get in your way unless you’d like some company! I’m hoping to move out of my current living situation as soon as possible, and I’d be happy to explain more about it once we start chatting.
>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
I’m currently living in the UK, but I’m open to relocating anywhere in Europe or the US. I’m even willing to cover the costs for the flight to help make the move happen.
Looking for:
I’m looking for a place to stay and in exchange, I’d be happy to always cook, clean, and handle household chores, essentially taking on a housewife or live-in maid role. I don’t have many needs other than that you’re hygienic and can give me space for my PC, which I built and means a lot to me. I’ll be truly grateful for any kindness and whatever you can offer.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
I’d like to clarify upfront that I’m seeking verification you can provide & for this arrangement to be under a some-what platonic pretense. I won’t be accepting any offers requiring for me to be used as a sexual object, as I strongly believe that sexual favors should only occur within committed relationships. However, if we genuinely connect and get along well, I’d be open to the idea of having a relationship with you!! For that to happen, the only request I have is that you are biologically male and white :p
>Contact Info
neetgirl4@proton.me

I use Discord as well, but I’m not comfortable sharing my details. If you’re open to it, feel free to share your Discord so I can add you, and we can discuss this further!:)

should be Adopt a Jeet imo

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>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
23 Male, Straight, Single

>About Yourself, Contact Info
I am a 23 year old male living Appalachia looking for someone who wants to live off grid life with. I established an off-grid farmhouse, and farm but I'm having trouble holding it all down by myself. I want a stay at home maid who is content being alone at home keeping fire in the wood cookstoves. I am single but not needing a romantic relationship predicated on neet status. Just friendly and not a crackhead. white5266

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Appalachia

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Live-In Maid, Friends, ETC (no homo, no trans)

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
I've got a lot of animals!

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>>33594364

>Status: Provider; own a house. Looking for a live-in maid (male). Loaded remote worker on Bay Area salary, fuck with me. High six figures.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
31/M/chaser(heterosexual)
only attracted to trannies, non-passing, or very masculine cis women that could get clocked as such. Femboys on thin ice. Cisgender women leave me the fuck alone I'm sick of you

5'9", 7.5" length, 6" girth.

>About Yourself, Contact Info
SERIOUS RESPONDENTS ONLY. Opsec issues. Give me your contact information first and I'll reach out. I have clearances to maintain.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
I can maybe relocate and pay for an apartment. I am not opposed to relocating, but you better be what I'm looking for.

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Live-In Maid, Friend with Benefits, Short/ Long Term Relationship
If you are obviously male looking, you are my type. Unless you're a cisgender male who dresses like a male. I'm not gay.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
If you can't do basic fucking housework, don't respond.

I'm vegan.

>>33602420
>I'm not gay
._.

>>33602420
What’s wrong with you that you’re trying to find somebody on /soc/ over irl?

>>33602420
>only attracted to trannies, non-passing, or very masculine cis women
>I'm not gay.
Right

>>33603474
I said it in the fucking post. I'm 5'9".

>>33603472
>>33603535
Yeah. Not gay. Not into dudes. Is everybody in this thread illiterate?

>>33604299
I suspect it's the part where you said you're into gay dudes who don't look like women and chicks who look like dudes.
Because that sounds pretty gay. Especially the first part.

>>33602420
only attracted to trannies, non-passing, or very masculine cis women that could get clocked as such. Femboys on thin ice. Cisgender women leave me the fuck alone I'm sick of you

Definitely gay! :)

>>33602420
u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s

>>33602420
Add me felixgirl1

>>33604299
>into transvestites
>BUT TOTALLY Not gay. Not into dudes.
The absolute delusion... incredible.

>>33599221
>MtF bottom
Not into fag slang. Does this mean you have a peener?

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider - some help with bills would be nice, but as long as you're helpful around the house it's not a big issue.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
M, 25, straight.

>About Yourself
I'm a software engineer working remotely. I make pretty good money and rent is cheap so I live alone right now but have found that it's gotten to be lonely, especially since I don't go into an office. I'm a pretty regular guy, I like sports, gaming, Harry Potter, manga, and the gym.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Central Florida, not looking to relocate as I already have my own place and my family is close by.

>Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Someone to keep me company really. I would prefer a girl as I usually get along with women better, but am open to living with guys too. I'm a laid-back, soft spoken kind of guy so someone that isn't going to have people over often would be nice.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
Just be somewhat normal, I know this is 4chan and all but please be able to clean up after yourself, practice basic hygiene, don't be loud, etc.

I'm not really looking for anything sexual or romantic right now. I guess I wouldn't be opposed to it in the future but that's far away.
My Discord is skywardblade11, no my profile picture is not me lol

>>33604299
I think u might b a fag and a retard lol

>>33605296
Yes.

>>33604299
>Not gay. Not into dudes.
>attracted to trannies
>Is everybody in this thread illiterate?
I can read alright, but it seems like you don't know the definition of things. You're very obviously attracted to masculine stuff, aka manly features. Just say you're gay instead of the weird roundabout

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
19/M(twink)/pan

>About Yourself, Contact Info
Lookswise I'm white 5'11 kinda feminine twink. I have bad social skills and I'm very introverted. I'm a nerdy person I love vidya and anime.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
I live in europe and I don't mind relocating.

Looking for:
I'm looking for a longterm relationship. I want to get on hormones to be more feminine but Im not sure about fully transitioning so I might just be a hrt femboy. Because of this I would want someone who can put me on hormones and just overall help in the process.

>Anything else you would like to add?
I won't be able to move right away so for a while we will have to do ldr
>Contact:
Discord: c1ndr0

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-Provider – digital
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
31, M, straight

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
To adopt a lady neet for online company. I know it can be hard to afford luxuries and my love language is gift giving, so I figure it's a win win. I would not look to me for financial support outside occasional gifts like games or gift cards for food or whatever. I'd like an online only arrangement since I only exist in the wires anyway. Ideally it would be someone looking for companionship too, not something purely transactional. I am not looking for nudes or necessarily anything NSFW at the end of the day, but probably not something entirely platonic either. It's hard to say what kind of dynamic we might have without meeting first to see what you're looking for as well. I am pretty open in this regard.

>About Yourself
I am a terminally online wage slave. I work upwards of 60 hours a week and work from home, kind of a neet life in it's own way which is why online companionship is my go to. I like to spend my time working on my model kits, reading horror / sci-fi, writing smut occasionally, and bideo games of course. Personality type is INFP and easy going, life is stressful enough as is. If you like unsolicited horrible memes or have a favorite x-files episode we will be fast friends. 420 enjoyer and a little alternative, I like my tattoos and good music.


>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
This would be an online only arrangement and will most likely stay that way. Time zone is USA east coast.


>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
This whole concept is kinda weird, right? So no rush, let's see where we both stand with and comfortable with. If click? great! Not interested /pol/ shit in any capacity. I am not looking for a "sugar baby", gifts would be proportional to our relationship.

>contact info
discord: xenodust1001

>>33602420
had me until vegan

>>33595006

Bump. Feel free to add and ask if there's something you are curious about.

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
I have my own place and live fairly comfortably. I would provide meals and possibly some spending money

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
Mid thirties, White Male, Straight (bio fem only)

>About Yourself, Contact Info
I have a comfy work from home position and have lots of free time. I'm a PC vidya enjoyer. Co-op games are easily my favorite genre but i play all kinds of stuff (MH Wilds will be a 1000+ hour game for me). I've taken up mead making during the pandemic and got pretty good at it and i enjoy taking nature pics during daily walks. I'm also a meme enjoyer and watch twitch streams regularly.
Email: tiredoldguy@proton.me
Discord: tiredold30sguy

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Texas (east of DFW area), Will Not relocate

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
I'm looking for a live in girlfriend preferably 25-35. I'd love me a little brown mamacita, but my only real dealbreakers are hard drug use or obese. I've met some lovely people here in the past and had a couple year long relationship. If you wanted to work to help with rent or clean up / cook with me that'd be amazing. I'd really enjoy having a hobby in common, specially if you were a vidya enjoyer. I'm definitely a love language touch kinda guy and don't mind if you're clingy

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
Requirements: We meet and hang our irl before anything becomes official, prefer you had a car but that isn't necessarily a deal breaker.
Expectations: Low but optimistic :D

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42 male northwest Indiana suburb by Lake Michigan/Chicago looking for companionship and mutual support as I focus on self-improvement while helping/mentoring you with neetdom/mental illness.

I like gaming, hiking, music, concerts, shows/movies/anime, and definitely want to enjoy those with you and I already have a badass gaming PC for you to use!

You need to be cool around kids and people since I'm a high functioning person I actually have a relatively normal life where I see my kids, have company, and go out to places with other humans. I'm generally extroverted, enjoy talking, and love making people laugh.

I'm pretty experienced with relationships and a good communicator so as long as you make the effort we'll be able to figure out compatibility pretty quickly. I definitely prefer voice/video chatting asap as I feel it's a lot better way to gauge chemistry than texting.

I'm not expecting a sex-slave or a forced relationship, but some level of physical affection/intimacy is preferred. I'm very respectful, you will always be treated as a person first, then once you're comfortable I can make you feel like either a woman or a piece of meat depending on your preference! Seriously, don't come at me expecting me to treat you like a sub/partner before we've talked about that stuff.

My self-improvement goals are primarily based around my health and appearance so I need someone that can be helpful and supportive. I need to lose more weight for my physical and mental well being so cooking healthy nutritious food, and exercising regularly are a priority. I'm also trying to improve my style/appeal so someone with an eye for that sort of thing would be great.

Ideally if this goes well after about a year we will either have grown into a couple or have supported each other enough for you to become independent and me to be healthy enough for a romantic relationship.

disc/kik/snap/tele: warriorpoet1153

>>33594364
I just want to say I truly fucking hate that you keep using that picture.
It brings me so much god damn pain.

>>33602420
24/m, from near SF

i can still be somewhat twinky
clothes is clothes, give me a dress or smth and ig i can look like a non-pass trans [heterosexual non-gay non-trans transmasc gay transfem non-biowoman male]

interested in being a maid/assistant

disc: moorrttaall.

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider/Semi-Provider (18-30ish F only)

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
26/M/Straight

>About Yourself, Contact Info
Outside of gaming/anime stuff, I'm a cis white hardware engineer / mathematician / NEEERRRRD and my hobbies revolve around electronics/crafty-bitchin, game dev, and writing/poetry. I'm a rambler. 5'8 $1.75 6" on an average day. Your interests do not have to match mine.

Add me on snap @f012dd - you don't have to actively use snap, it's just easiest to contact me on. we swap to discord if you're in it for realsies.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Arizona, phoenix metro. I don't want to relocate outside the southwest US or to bumfuck nowhere. A big city is a big city though, I'm willing to move so long as there's career opportunity.

Will not relocate to california, europe, or third world :)

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Long Term Relationship regardless, but open to: Live-In Maid and/or Friend with Benefits. No smoke, weed or otherwise - dc if you get high other ways, I just don't like the smell. I don't care if you're a full NEET desu but minimum cleanliness for the sake of keeping pests out is a must.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
Requirement: 18-30ish F (age not hard-set), if unclean / not self-sufficient (includes cooking, driving, etc): be willing to learn
Expectations: I think nothing will happen but I killed a few minutes, so that's nice
Preferences: asians are cool, it'd be double cool if you knew how to cook or enjoy cooking
Needs: to be real and able to live in US / already lives in US
Wants: someone looking to commit and enjoy commitment to whatever sort of thing we decide to have

In general I'm on a search for the one, but friends made along the way are welcome. I expect absolutely nothing but I had fun participating anyway.

If you meet over half the criteria I'm down to chat.

inb4 "not what this thread is for" see: fag.

Status: semi-providor (we both gotta contribute in some way)

ASL: 25 M US

About me: Neet who spends free time playing gotcha games and playing PC vidya. Also like anime but not as addicted as I was before.

What I want: Someone who I can play some PC games with and can shitpost. Would like to have a chick to talk to and if possible slowly build up a relationship but just chatting is okay.

Discord: SJ529

19 [S4M] femboy looking for boyfriend

19 femboy uk.

Looking for a boyfriend.

Looking for: 30+ man. Preferably gamer. English only don’t mind don sun or switch cause I’m switch. I’d enjoy clingy cause I am too

I’m perfectly open to long distance

About me. I’m switch I love being the sun baby but sometimes also being mommy haha.
I’m 6ft0 ish brown hair to my neck (medium length) big gamer very much into league of legends, overwatch, valorant, xdefiant, RuneScape and others. I’m a very obsessive and clingy.

When it comes to kinks of mine it’s:
Cucking(I talk to others)
Spanked
Choked
Online exposure(here and Hopfully more)
Techdomd
TPE when your don
And so so many more and I’d love to hear yours

I can’t wait to hear from you and I hope we can talk soon. Please a message that isn’t just “hi” please put effort in it will let me know you’ve read all and you are interested.

Love, Paige

Discord meowy4

>>33594364
where is rin and how do I acquire her services?

>>33594370
Useless post. Cry more.

>>33609709
Suffer.

>>33609709
Why's that?

>>33611733
>Online exposure
Got a preview?

>>33594364
>>33613848
op can't handle the truth

>>33615665
I'm not sure if anyone still knows what Natalie is up to these days.

>>33606985
height?

>>33594370
Can’t relate I found a provider who is visiting me in 3 weeks. He’s helped me pay my rent, some clothes, food and other things.
If you struggle to find someone here as a NEET maybe you should consider losing weight, stop doing drugs, take a shower and learn how to clean yourself up?

>>33594370
>just scammers and golddiggers
That's literally all cuntoids.
This is just a dating thread with extra steps.

>>33616059
Read the fucking user ids, newfag.
Lurk moar.

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>ASL
32/M/Canada BC

>Interests
Bi Women, long term relationships, gaming, Anime, Gardening, Camping, cooking

>Looking For
Wife(30) and I are looking for a third person (bi woman) to add to our relationship. We are only looking for genuine long term connections with the intention of being life partners.

>Not Looking For
Men

>Discord Tag
izz07619_90088

>>33617034
I've literally ddosd this site when it first started, newfag. My bad not fucking clicking every goddamn ID every fucking time I visit this shithole.
>enjoy being a broke faggot loser

>>33616899
I'm a provider
it's the neets that refuse to get a job and improve themselves
so I have rejected each golddigger that came knocking

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>>33617651
Idk I work full time and rent my own apartment. Provider who’s visiting me soon wants me to quit my wage slave job when I move in so I can work on some certs for IT as working in IT is my dream career :). He said I don’t need to work but since I want to it’s encouraged haha.

Crazy how the NEETs here can’t at least be disgusting and insufferable druggies. God speed to the ones pushing 30 still doing this shit lmao

There’s NEETs like me out there it’s just the overwhelming majority just want free hand outs lmao

Test

Any young neet fags in Europe? Not into degenerates and kinky individuals

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Rape Simulator 2024.
I have been rejected for the following reasons:
>refusing to have sex
>searching for a job
>wanting to go to trade school
>not being 420 friendly
>REFUSING TO PARTAKE IN FEEDERISM
Providers are projecting, junkie welfare queens. Fuck them and the cock socks that enable their autism, you're all lolcow double niggers.

>>33619217
Feels like you're not really good scoping people out.

This thread is literally not that big of a deal if you're slightly competent. Looking for a roomie/neet thing? Scope it out, get a background check if it's that deep, meet them in person in public first, ask verifying questions, have red flag indicators, i don't fucking know.
If you add someone who is obviously looking for sex, why be surprised when they gooning shit

Same thing with looking for a provider.

>>33595006
Also bump. Still looking, please feel free to message. Please have a semblance of a plan. No more "Game Design" people please. If you're an "artist", but have 0 art to show me, I'll just remove you.

:/ Not trying to fuck you, men are fine, but no trans individuals (MTF and FTM) anymore please. Just too many issues, thanks.

>>33619217
The sex thing is why many providers are looking for somebody here.
The rest is stupid shit and means they want to keep you as a slave in their dungeon, not a good idea to interact with those kind of people, like >>33609589 for example.

>>33620494
>meet them in person in public firs
Everybody should, but that's difficult when you live in different countries and have to fly.

>>33620533

Plenty of nonsexual and platonic providers here and the discord, focusing on the sex ones in a sex based board is like going to Africa and complaining everyone has a foreign accent.


If you're moving country to country and haven't met someone beforehand and it's not for school/work, that is fucking stupid. If the provider doesn't want to meet beforehand or the neet doesn't.. move on. This really isn't complicated lol. If a guy you tried to rent to kept putting you off, you'd ...move on?

Which brings me to my previous point: don't be stupid, scope people out, do your fucking research. If you don't know how to get a VISA to get into your country or to get into the country you want..then why look for a povider/neet in a different country?

honestly the amount of people who add me who don't do basic research is just sad, and with all the weirdo folks stalking old AAN members and the doomposting it's no wonder this place gets the same questions and comments over and over again.

>>33594885
maybe i want to be groomed uwu

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>>33608781
Bump, It's been about a week and I'm still lookin'

Hope everyone had something tasty during the thanksgiving break

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space.


>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
28/M/Straightish

>About Yourself, Contact Info
Im an aspiring competitive bodybuilder, super into music. I play guitar and drums, but work full time so I struggle for time outside that. Discord is crestfallen0807

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Australia, in a smaller city. Ill tell you in more detail if we vibe

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Long term relationship. I don't really have any expectations at all, other than being loved and appreciated.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
Id prefer a girl/trans girl, and someone younger than me. I am very much not straight edge, and genuinely would prefer to date an addict. I tend to like thicker girls, however its not essential. In terms of personality, I like honest people with a good sense of who they are.

20s female thick in the right places with a fat pussy I look beautiful and I look like a woman very juicy hips juicy tits average height.Make me a wife. I live in New York City, I wouldnt relocate for anyone. Youd have to offer me EDEN if so. Otherwise youd relocate to this city if i were to move in with you or us to marry
Ia good wife too suck fuck loves you all the works, xoxo. discord below

>notgoodbutforutters

>>33622289
guys voted for trump
there is no way any guy is going to move to New york for you
most corrupt city on the east coast

>>33622301
You got a strange worldview, man. Maybe ask yourself why you've been hanging around for two weeks somewhere that you don't even like, what a miserable life.

>>33622289
>have to offer me EDEN
What's eden and who did you vote for?

>>33594364
Is rin still with her cuck boyfriend? I've been dying to dump a load of cum into her fat disgusting ass since I saw her throat training videos. Disgusting slutty pig.

>>33622289
>I look like a woman
You'll still never be one.

>>33623690
Eden. Literal biblical paradise.
That was ruined by a woman.
So, a fitting parable. The same way women voting has ruined entire nations.

>>33620533
>waaaahhh providers should just give me free money and get nothing in return or else they're abusive bad people!!!!

stfu

>>33620559
>nonsexual and platonic providers
yeah lots of vegan cats out there!
plenty of fish that walk on land!
tons of submarines with screen doors on them!

imagine being such a piece of shit simp that you'd give money to a mooch and get nothing in return!
holy fucking shit are beets really this fucking stupid and pathetic or do they actually know exactly what they're doing and this is some kind of gaslighting bullshit?

>>33616899
>If you struggle to find someone here as a NEET maybe you should consider losing weight, stop doing drugs, take a shower and learn how to clean yourself up?
this

the only females who have ANY problems in life are psycho BPDemons or fatties. ANY other kind of female has zero problems paying rent or finding a provider or a husband or what the fuck ever she wants

if you're a female neet you are either a BPD piece of shit in which case you can fuck all the way off
or you need to be willing to submit and obey (so follow instructions, put out, and lose weight)
otherwise why the fuck would anyone fucking bother with you at all?

>>33624391
You're literally trying to get people to commit suicide. Trooning out is evil, it only ends in death. All of femininity is evil, really. Men are the only force for good on this planet.

>>33624195
>Eden. Literal biblical paradise.
>That was ruined by a woman.

They are bad judges of character. It's why Chad passes HR interviews so easily but autistic men can't.

>>33624362

You sound exhausting with a lot of assumptions I never said. Gl, you got it bro.

>>33624357
Read properly.

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>>33594364
>Status:
part-time neet, I currently work 30 a week

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
22/afab/irrelevant I'm not looking for sex

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Virginia currently, willing to relocate but not too far (and has to be a city, no rural or suburbs)

>About Yourself, Contact Info
I like to cook and go outside, I also like drawing both trad and digital. I'm no stranger to moving around (grew up in foster care) and I'm good with pets. I like emo shit and I have tattoos (4 sticker tattoos on my arm and one on my back, in case this is a problem for anyone). I'm a social smoker/drinker, so if that is also a problem I don't do either at home and have no issues stopping. I don't know how to drive, so I HEAVILY rely on public transportation. My goal is to have a semi-permanent roommate, I don't like living alone.

Discord is gerardtard.

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>NEET or provider?
Provider/Semi-Provider
>Location? Feel like moving?
Toronto, Canada. Not moving but maybe open to some travel dependent on where.
>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?
32 and Male
>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules
The main thing is I would need some kind of irl interaction. We don't need to full on have sex, especially not immediately but I wont do anything purely online (unless it's just friends). We can chat at first online ofc.
>Your ideal match be like....?
Someone who wants something similar to a FWB relationship. Someone younger than me, who maybe is a sub or switch, and maybe even has a bratty side potentially!
>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?
I'm open to shopping for the most part but definitely open to handling some bills but only in-person. Also cash but just can discuss that. I do have a place you can stay at but only for short-term and it's a 1BR
>Contact info goes here...
Discord: horizoa_

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>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
31M, straight
>About Yourself:
White, 6'0", 190 pounds, fairly athletic. I own a house and work in tech
>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
East Coast (NC). Can help relocate if needed.
>Looking for:
A NEET girl in the US who wants a traditional relationship. I believe it’s natural for men to provide, and I have the space and means to support someone who wants to start a family and avoid the grind of working. Someone into all the typical 4chan stuff, vidya and anime, would be great.
>Anything else you would like to add?
Prefer someone the same race as me but not a dealbreaker. Obviously we'd talk for a while online before moving in.
>Contact:
Discord: alfuhmeyl

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>>33624368
I just think leeches are cringe

>>33624112
Who cares about an obese 30 yo hag.

>>33620606
not by that ugly broke slob lmao

>Status
Provider

>ASL
30M, HI - Honolulu

>bit about myself
30M, white, professional career. Big into music, motorcycles and cars

>Relocation
I can't move just yet but open to it, I can relocate you here

>discord
bossbrus_66067

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Holy fuck this thread is so damn toxic I almost don't even want to post. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Go outside, damn.

>Status
Provider, just bought my first house and I have a decent job
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
34 m, bi but prefer fem types
>About Yourself, Contact Info
I'm a turbo fuckin nerd. I play rpgs and write for my friends for dnd. I watch some anime but I'm not really a weeb, my favorites are Dungeon Meshi and Full Metal Alchemist. I have a couple tattoos, and want a few more eventually. I do work full time, but I'm salaried and choose my hours so I can make time for someone.
Discord is AceTrainer
>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Michigan, and I literally just relocated from Nevada to here last month and bought the house so I'm not looking to move.
>Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Roommate, Friends, Friend with Benefits, Long Term Relationship
>Also, describe the type of people you find agreeable
Cigarettes are a deal breaker. Vaping and weed are okay with me, they're not my favorite thing but at least I won't choke around you, I used to smoke weed so I'm not like morally against it, I just think the smell is unpleasant these days. I'm open to cis women, trans women, and femboys. I enjoy cleaning and keep a clean house, not looking for a live-in slave like some here. I dont particularly like cooking, but sure I can. I definitely need someone who shares my interests and humor, get my references and enjoy things together with me. And no rightoid chuds.

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>>33602420
fuck it. 25MtF, koopaxnk on discord.
i can send selfies and i guess you can determine if i look like a felix a faggot or a felicity

>ASL
18/female/usa
>about
i am not looking for irl stuff, at least not yet.
i'm severely mentally ill and really struggling to manage. i've had multiple panic attacks this week over simply going in public. i'm tired of it! i want to get better.
i also feel like i have no hope for the future, but i want to change that. i want to give myself a better life path!
i'm really ugly too, but i think (hope) its mostly fixable!
i don't have that many interests due to my depression, i also don't have much of an identity. i want to become a person, but i don't know who i want to be :(
>looking for
someone successful and, at least appears to be, well adjusted i can look up to that can guide me through improvement!
>not looking for
sex, sharing too much personal info
>contact
iwhohaveneverknownmen on discord
i named it after a very mediocre book i read earlier this year T_T

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider - some help with bills would be nice, but as long as you're helpful around the house it's not a big issue.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
M, 25, straight.

>About Yourself
I'm a software engineer working remotely. I make pretty good money and rent is cheap so I live alone right now but have found that it's gotten to be lonely, especially since I don't go into an office. I'm a pretty regular guy, I like sports, gaming, Harry Potter, manga, and the gym.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Central Florida, not looking to relocate as I already have my own place and my family is close by.

>Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Someone to keep me company really. I would prefer a girl as I usually get along with women better, but am open to living with guys too. I'm a laid-back, soft spoken kind of guy so someone that isn't going to have people over often would be nice.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
Just be somewhat normal, I know this is 4chan and all but please be able to clean up after yourself, practice basic hygiene, don't be loud, etc.

I'm not really looking for anything sexual or romantic right now. I guess I wouldn't be opposed to it in the future but that's far away.
My Discord is skywardblade11, no my profile picture is not me lol

>>33622289

hi electra I hope you are well

>>33629135
Does it matter with his stats?
Super fucking fat, midget, avoidant, unemployed, the parents thing probably means he still lives with them.

>>33597658
Would you be willing to post your measurements? (bust, waist, hips)

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>>33628127
>>33628127
actually i should make an ad so i'm making an ad
>Status:
NEET (mostly, ask for details)
>Sex/Gender, Age:
MtF, 25
>About yourself
I'm a puppy girl looking for an owner one day. I want to be taken care of as someone's pet. Pets dont have to think, or work, or whatever. But they also have a lot less autonomy; this is desirable. I want my owner to have control over who i am, how i act, what i think, what i'm able to do, when i do it, how i present myself, etc. Not to say i'm high maintenance, but i want to actually be someone's. It just needs to be with someone i trust, who has my best interest in mind, someone who loves me, and someone who wants to see me happy. As well as someone who i feel i can contribute joy to in life to (as a pet does), and that i can enrich in some way. It also couldn't hurt to have someone smarter than me as well, but that's easier said than done (sorry). This is so much more than sexual to me. It's who i am. I'm trainable. I'm not made for anything else, but i'm stuck in human society playing by human rules. I do what i can, and i can be trained to do a lot with the right motivators. i believe. I don't want the relationship to be one way. here's a random old post of mine that goes into more detail https://files.catbox.moe/hhqelh.png
i tend to hyperfixate on random topics for a few days at a time before moving on to the next interesting distraction that catches me. I'd love someone who can bring out the best in me in whatever they think i'd be good at.
i have a huge petplay kink obviously, but am also into hypnosis.
>contact
koopaxnk on discord
>Location
Midwest but willing to relocate. I want to leave so bad, though i prefer to stay in a state that wont lynch me for being trans. If i could be anywhere on earth, it'd be in Seattle.
>looking for
provider, long term relationship, owner, see about
>NOT looking for
submissive, rightoids, chuds, coomers, and masculine men

>>33608781
>>33620995
Still looking?

>>33630183
post a picture or describe yourself

>>33630187
Doesnt answer my question.

>>33595006
I'm not a NEET but you seem like a stand up dude. Friend request sent.

>>33608781
Wtf are you a Texas version of me?

>>33627027
>Michigan, and I literally just relocated from Nevada to here last month and bought the house
Are you familiar with Michigan winters, or are you a first timer?

>>33629489
>>NOT looking for
>submissive, rightoids, chuds, coomers, and masculine men
So you want a mother?
Men train dogs so much better.

>>33630299
is it a crime to want a mother over a father, or a father over a mother?
anyways no i want an owner silly

>>33630309
Dogs are concerned for the well-being of the pack, not a mother or father.
Men train better dogs, because most women smother them by treating them like perpetual infants. Healthy dogs don't want babying, or to be the leader themselves, they want a strong leader, and a healthy pack.

>>33630290
I grew up here. I lived in Nevada for about 11 years, got on my grind, and then moved back to my home town with a job I can support myself on.

>>33630361
wolves are concerned with the well-being of the pack, dogs not so much
anyways i mostly like women as i'm seeking a romantic partner. Dominant women exist

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>>33630395
Ok good.
I was concerned you where inviting a NEET to freeze to death with you.

bruh, the amount of people who will add you, go silent for a whole day/hours then say some shit like "im sorry, i got scared" is too much.

stop browsing /soc/ :(

>>33631519
mfs are just horny, this shit is a fetish for them

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>>33627027
Bumping because I'm still here. I've had some nice conversations with a few people so far, just nothing too serious yet.

>>33602420
Sounds literally perfect for me desu. Like I fit everything and am trying to learn programming as well and know a decent amount about tech. 2dnines is my tag sir. I am very serious about this as not only does it feel like my only option but it is just ideal lifestyle. I want to make you happy.

>ASL

18, Female, South America

>Race

i dunno

>Religion

Wicca

>Weight/Body type

68kg , chubby

>Height

1.60

>Education, employment, or lack thereof

Studied photography and system engineer, i don't have a work actually

>Vices (Drinking, smoking, etc.)

I used to smoke and drink a lot, im trying to get over that.

>Disorders

bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, social anxiety

>Introduction

I love music, drawing

>Physical description

Redhead, round face, round eyes, red heartshaped lips, short hair

>looking for

Friends to play videogames or draw

>not looking for

sex/relationship

>contact

ssrosezzz

>>33631519
sorry i wasn't actually scared, you were just the most boring out of the three other people I added

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>status
neet
>age, sex/gender, sexuality
23 mtf bisexual or pan idk
>about
trans, fat, needs to be held a lot, wants to be protected, kinda clingy
>location
baltic and would relocate
>discord
plumfloss

>>33634864

im not dating you, idgaf if im boring.

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>>33594364
>About myself
30 M Pensioned NEET
>Location
Germanistan
>Interests
Invertebrates, aquariums, plants, gaming, computers, psychedelics, outdoor, spirituality, science, space, biology, evolution, history, nature
>Music: 90s Goa Trance Industrial Dark Ambient Folk Metal Bhajans
Movies/Shows Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games
Vermin/Darktide, AOE II, Warframe, Mass Effect, Battlefield, DFBHD
>Physical
Long curly hair, androgynous feminine body, 170 cm, 68 KG, enduring legs, no body hair
>Mental
Diagnosed asperger autism, weird, eccentric, abstract, alien
>Style
Contract killer, night stalker, wood elf (outside)
gay dresses, nude (at home)

>Looking for
Someone to fill the endless void of eventless solitude. Someone cute enough, androgynous/feminine without beard and much body hair and normal weight to
learn about each other and in best case meet. I am prepared to house someone, you can theoretically live with me indefinitely as long as you have your own
income and life problems resolved. We can play video games/watch movies all night, cuddle, kiss, hug and go outside into the nightly forest together. Be as gay as you
want, it would only attract me further. Wake up in each others arms and sleep through the days. In the summer I would also like more outdoor stuff,
potentially camping (nomoney holiday, lost place adventure hunting) and I can need help in the garden.

Do not expect hookups, regular FWB with at least long holidays together is the minimum. Otherwise I am also open to general likeminded contacts, in that case
looks and age matter less just you won't share my canopy bed or be intimate with me then.

Be from (West)Europe at least, 25+, single, shut-in/antisocial, ideally NEET or having enough free time, like and have penis
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

Status:
NEET, maybe semi-NEET

Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
31, MTF, bisexual

Location and are you willing to relocate:
Northwest US, yes, have some savings to do so

What you are looking for:
Want to be a live-in maid/be in a relationship

Anything else you would like to add:
I'm capable at taking care of cooking, cleaning, shopping. I'm mostly submissive. I don't do anal. I'm shy/shutin type obviously but can be weirdly confident dealing with people as long as they aren't putting pressure on me. I have ADHD and probably a little autistic. I'm a rotten christmas cake https://voca.ro/138ZgGBmSMjN

Discord: sassafras0691

19 Femboy UK

Looking for a hardcore owner/BF long term

Hi! I have an over this past month been really giving up and really struggling. I very much need a strong and more hardcore side owner and boyfriend that is preferably an aggressive, and very strict person

About me: I’m white 6ft0ish 150 pounds. Brown hair to my neck. Fem acting. I get told I have nice legs and bum. I love videos games(please play with me) VERY OBSESSED AND CLINGY

Preferences: 30+ only. Prefer a strong aggressive style man who really knows what they are doing. Preferably someone with decent experience. Please have a lot of free time

My kinks: attention, showing off(Reddit/4chan) outdoor showing off, breathplay, light pain, TPE(food clothes bathroom and more) tech Dom, praise/extreme degrading, lots of begging, I want to learn more

For the first day ish can we please just talk and get to know eachother. I like to do this first

Love paige

Discord meowy4

>>33636913
Do you like women

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Status:
NEET, student
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
18/M/Straight (no, I'm not transphobic. This includes transwomen, too.)

>About Yourself, Contact Info
I'm an emotive person and very emotionally available. I have a dad bod, if that matters. I'm into a lot of stuff.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
I live in Romania, not willing to relocate.

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Roommate, Friends, Friend with Benefits, Long Term Relationship
I like loyal people, who have personalities.
>Anything else you would like to add?
I'm only interested in living with a woman. I am very malleable and can adapt to and adopt whatever your personality is.

Contact me via email: mardanfarrox(at)proton.me

>>33626571
>leeches are cringe
correct
so in order to not be a leech a neet would need to put out or contribute to the bills or something
I don't know why anyone would host a neet that isn't putting out, but hey who can understand the mind of a simp

>>33639102
Hey my guy maybe you should read the OP where it literally says "If you are looking only for sex or "online only", you are in the wrong place. Go visit other threads." And also calm down a bit maybe.

>>33639113
>the OP
That's just a facade and we all know it.

>Status:
Provider / Semi-Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M, 26, Bisexual (No Cis Women / Masculine Men)

>About Yourself, Contact Info
Discord: warrensenpai

Just your typical 5'9 skinny strategy gamer nerd working in the tech / manufacturing industry, Navy veteran for those who care and like / dislike that fact.

I work the overnight 6 PM EST - 6 AM EST night shift from Saturday to Tuesday.

For those who wish to understand how I ended up in this situation as a Provider, I can go on that longer tangent in DMs. But in short, my cis marriage didn't work out and is ending on amicable terms come the New Year, and I have space to spare. Nobody wants to be alone in life for too long, and meaningful company goes a long way even in small doses. The holidays have always sucked for me, so yeah.

It's soon to be a new year and a new start for me too, so, just be pleasant to be around, yeah? Just say hi and wave once in awhile if anything.

Oh, and I'm a cat person.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Raleigh, NC
I'm only really here for work and I'm financially flexible enough to go wherever I can leisurely use my career experience to start over.

> What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Roommate / Friend / Live-in-Maid / Some Odd Companion Title in Between
(Ostracized folks in the LGBT community take higher priority, sorry folks.)

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
Nah, let's just get along.

>>33639102
>I don't know why anyone would host a neet that isn't putting out
I did that for years because I was married to her.

>>33618731
I'm not a fag or a degenerate
Why?

>>33640399
we all make mistakes. the important thing is that you learn from them.

>Status:
Semi-Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
cisM, 28, straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Maryland USA, no.
>What you are looking for:
AFAB/bioF - open to part-time maid situation, free use, FWB, ideally long-term open to short
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences Needs?
I figure it's best to be up-front about this sort of thing so I will be - I've been involved in kink as a dom for about 8 years on and off. I like weird kinky stuff, and any kind of FWB/short/longterm relationship would need to include that to fill my needs. No worries if you're not interested of course, but that's a very firm must-have for me. Happy to go over a full list of kinks/limits in private. Yes I do know what SSC/RACK/PRICK mean and yes I do practice them. Other than that, ideally you're in the process of un-NEETing yourself. I don't care if you don't have a concrete plan, but I don't want to bounce ideas off you over and over again while you give up. Be serious about improving your life. Have hobbies, goals, something.
>Education/Employment:
Full-time grad student with a good job offer for post-grad. My bills are met by less than my full refund, so I have some extra cash.
>About Me:
Reasonably attractive irl, no adonis or anything but not an uggo either. Dirty blond hair, blue eyes, 6' even. I live alone in a studio apartment with my cat, thus semi-provider instead of provider. I'm a voracious reader (especially Sci-Fi and Fantasy), a competitive shooter, I camp, I fish, and I watch bad TV. In the middle of finals season so honestly the next two weeks I'll mostly just be around when I'm trying to un-fry my brain for a few hours and relax. After that I'll be more communicative.
>Contact
Disc: @luftwaffle_actual

>>33594446
Don't bother adding this persin. He accused me of being a troll before I could even send a message and then immediately removed me. Fatty, if you're reading this, this neurotic paranoid behavior is why you're lonely and making posts on here. Other femanons, don't waste your time

>>33641778
A girl actually contacted him? Are you a tranny?

>>33641778
Crazy

>>33641926
He accepts trannies, funny enough

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>23/MtF/England
-
I'm into everyone but I definitely lean more towards t4t and women in general, I like certain types of men, imagine a chubby nerdy guy with long beard and hair, that's my jam, if you're a guy and don't even remotely look like that, don't bother...Not super into fem guys sorry.
-
>About me
-
I like a bunch of stuff, I'm beary autistic, I like mycology, marine biology, films/cinema, reef keeping, cartoons and a bunch of other niche autistic things. I love Vidya, cooking and cleaning, I'm very into interior design, all that's to say I'm a big autist and I like a lot of things. I would love to yap about my interests for hours with you, I love watching movies with people and I also love to play the ukulele and make yummy food. I like magic and esoteric stuff too, really into spirituality and conspiracy theories xD.
-
>Looking for/not looking for.
-
I'm not into hookups or sexting, I am very kinky and a degenerate, but only with partners, not randos, I also don't like people that don't have things in common with me, or impatient people. I'm disabled (mental health stuff and tism), and I sleep a lot because of my chronic fatigue and depression, I promise I'm not ignoring you, I'm just retarded :3
I'm looking for something serious, like a really good friend or partner, no chuds or immature people with no empathy.
-
@Cindyyy. (add the full stop)

any non fucking coombrained degenerates lurking around?

neet m 21 everywhere
i wanna get out of here. i can deliver myself to wherever you are in the world. i can pay out my share and help with whatever, so long as it's within reason. all i ask is a little corner for my stuff and an attempt at mental guidance, or just to have any shred of attention thrown in response to my rumblings.
are there legitimately people looking for any sort of realistic companion here?

>>33643009
are you white with a short midface ill seduce you

>>33643009
discord?
>>33643015
fuck off lammy I want this one

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>>33637834
I would consider if we get along mentally. Just don't expect a trad life with children and gender roles, I could only accept a battle witch as a female companion that kicks my ass and has a strong mind and willpower to endure my presence. Just fuck off with western females that are "bodypositive", leftist/communist and believe into the system. Thats what turns me even gayer.

>>33643015
>>33643017
get matrix @throw8053:utwente.io

telegram? telegaurd?

>>33643121
sure MRGT4WM56

>>33641778
>>33641926
maybe shes just ugly? no idea why else anyone would pick that guy over the /fit/ autists in this thread

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>>33646391
forgot the picture

>>33646393
>>33646391
this is a scam or is chickn in disguise
but no matter what: this person is an absolute piece of shit

>>33599221
Hi, do you have an email I can contact you on?

>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
28 M Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
EU. Yeah I can relocate too but in very specific situations.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
partner, live-in maid
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm a quiet white guy. I come off as kinda autistic and straight forward, I don't mesh well with normies or people with normie interests or lifestyle. I like comfy things, I like gaming, watching videogame essays, watching streams on twitch. I like swimming, co-op sports. I like being with one other person who I can make my everything. I enjoy talking and being with someone when the vibe is right, and i can be funny too!
My ideal outcome would be to get married and start a family in the not too distant future.

>You
You should be a girl, not obese and not too bitchy. I can give you stuff to do like chores if you prefer that for structure. Otherwise I just wanna settle down pretty much.
Ideally you would cook and clean and it's cute if you actually enjoy doing that for someone, even if you're not good. The spirit is what counts. Sharing my interests and being clingy are a plus.
No smoking and no drugs please. At least don't be a druggie. Weed is legal but yk. There are no pets here and I can't support them at the moment. Nothing against them.
DMs are open for questions always! Don't be shy

discord: sorokara4

>Status: Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
30, Male, Straight

>About Yourself, Contact Info
Single dad of 2 amazing boys (2 and a half years old and 10 months.
I work alot, 6 days a week, usually around 10 hours a day.
in my free time I enjoy cooking, reading, philosophy podcasts and comedy podcasts. I enjoy off roading, hiking, going to the river, shooting guns on the weekends. indont have much of a social life, pretty much work and go home, I don't drink or do drugs of any kind. my boys' mom is in their life off and on but she's pretty much out of the picture due to her mental instability.
I live in a small 2bedroom 2bathroom apartment.

>Location: Western Arizona, not willing to relocate unless it's for a goth sugar momma lol

Looking for: Live-In Maid, Roommate, Friends
open to more if the vibe is right but not the goal.
would prefer a female since my kids don't need 2 dad's lmao

Also, describe the type of people you find agreeable.
proactive people who clean up after themselves and are good with children. it'd be cool if you enjoy anime and stuff too but not required

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
I really need someone to watch and take care of my boys while I am at work, daycare is expensive as fuck and I'd rather save a bit of money, you would get your own room and bathroom, no rent to pay, food would be provided and any activities I do with my kids, going out to eat, offroading, going to river, going to movies and all that I would cover your cost.

discord: zeroad

>>33607966
This post is literally exactly what I need since I need help because I can't even work for 100000 reasons but I'm ftm not a cis woman damn. Very nice of you and good luck + to anyone here regardless

>>33594364
Rin if you're reading this. I want to cum in you slutty fat ass and all over your disgusting sloppy tits.

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>Status: Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality: 38m, heterosexual but very open to trans

>About Yourself, Contact Info: White guy from and in Asia. Finishing a doctorate, doing unimportant management work for money when I do feel like working. Discord is 98746145315, add and send face pics if you are interested.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate: Currently living holiday life in Vietnam. Life is good here. Come stay, indefinitely, or until you get bored and wander back to real life. I am unlikely to leave Asia, myself. Post-doctoral goal is to move back to Japan.

Looking for: (Pick all that apply): Long-term relationship preferred, or fwb if nothing meaningful develops. I would like to rehab a neet, or at least keep one on terms that we agree to. Life is good, but I want another weirdo to share some of it with. Everyone in my sphere is too normal and functional for me.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
No drugs! Governments actually execute you over this in Asia. Other specifics in Discord, but general pervert stuff, nothing too abnormal and nothing offensive in 4chan terms.

>Status:
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
MtF/29
I'm fine having sex with anyone but heavily prefer people with a cock that are dominant.

>About Yourself, Contact Info
I'm very silly and autistic sometimes. I love video games, games in general, writing, YouTube (and working on my channel), game design, art, anime, technology, engineering stuff. I like watching hours long videos about a very specific topic and just melting into the information and being cozy. I love cooking and taking care of others and baking. I'm a professional silly girl and a professional napper. I am always open to doing anything and have been wanting to do stuff like fish and hike and make stuff and go to places and do things. I'm not sure I'd like it that much but I think if I was with someone I'd have fun. I just wanna spend time with someone that cares about me most of all and show them things that I love and make them happy and take care of them.
Disc: 2dnines

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
South Carolina, I'll literally go anywhere you want me!

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Uhm really anyone is fine but I really want to be useful to someone for once. I need a place to be and stay and grow and be safe and not scared and be able to work maybe and grow and chase my passions and try to have a good life. If you took care of me and genuinely cared for me I would probably obediently serve you forever if that's what you want. I really want to be a house wife, I think that's my purpose in life sometimes.

>Anything else you would like to add?
I am a huge pervert with a big sex drive and I am a professional pp sucker.
I just want to make someone happy.
I most likely have brain damage from drug abuse.
Please hold me tightly and cuddle me daily. It's okay if you can't but that's ideal.
I probably forgot quite a few things but I think I did ok. I'm silly I'm a girl I'm a nerd im autistic I'm a pervert I'm very loyal and I just want to be useful and make someone happy.

>>33647338
Pics?

>>33647398
Add me

>status
Neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
18, F cis

>About Yourself
Hey! I like yaping about myself and stupid things, but mostly about philosophy, psychology, art and biology, so it would be great to have someone to talk to about those things! I am a very open and sweet person, I know how to listen and I am a little spoiled, chubby/curvy girl

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
Latin America, I'm not relocating, something online would be my preference, but I have no problem meeting in person
>Looking for
A man who is attractive and likes to take care of a pretty girl, Long Term provider, preferably a real relationship

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
What I would expect from you besides attention would be constant gifts, being spoiled with food and cute things would make me ABSOLUTELY happy

>contact
ariad._

>>33647469
Might as well just open an onlyfans at this point. lmao

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>>33647469
>I like yaping about myself and stupid things
>chubby/curvy (fat)
>no relationship, no relocation
ok... but why would anyone WANT to have their time wasted???

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>Status:
neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
22, mtf, bi

>About Yourself, Contact Info
i like the usual stuff vidya and anime but i really like music i want to get into making it or playing an instrument someday
disc celestiald3vth

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
currently in virginia but can get a flight to anywhere in the us

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Roommate, Friends
im open to a relationshp too but im not really looking for one either

Also, describe the type of people you find agreeable.
i feel like i can get along well with most ppl

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
im kinda useless as i am now i suck at getting anything done (although im willing to try to help around the house i still have a ways to go before im where i want to be but im trying my best to improve) im crazy anxious and im bipolar but i desperately want to be better
as for requirements/expectations i only request that theres food to eat a place to sleep and that i can still get my meds and for wants i would just want a computer but i dont need one obvs
i know im basically asking for a free ride here without a solid timeline of getting better but i rlly dont wanna be homeless again and idk where else to ask

>>33647469
>Latin America, I'm not relocating, something online would be my preference
>I would expect from you constant gifts, being spoiled with food and cute things
if you won't relocate,
if you won't suck my cock
you do NOT deserve anything from me

>>33620533
Lmao I'm flattered you thought of me, but it couldn't be further from the truth. I'm weird asf and an absolute freak, unhinged at times, but I'm a giant teddy bear unless I have very specific consent for BDSM and kink. I've had more success dating than I thought I would, but my BPD is a motherfucker! That's no lie and the whirlwind romances can be intense and emotionally/mentally draining for all involved. I wasn't diagnosed til I was 40 after I chose to end my marriage and relationship of over 10+ years, amicably too mind you we literally walk in each others house and bullshit like friends still and never fight. I'm very self-aware and I'm in therapy too.

My last neet I adopted got spoiled 4 months straight and when her awful periods fucked her up and we couldn't hardly fuck for weeks on end I never complained once and supported and loved her unconditionally. However, my humanity does have limits, the situation worked great for how forced it was, we had a genuine connection, but she had BPD too so fuckkk it was rough bro but she got treated like a fucking queen the whole time! I even drove 12 hours straight to NYC to meet her and her Dad. And when it all ended I gave her over a grand to get back home and get back on her feet.

So feel free to judge me all you want, but you're just plain wrong about who you think I am. My online persona is absolutely unhinged as I'm severely jaded and I just had a pretty intense manic episode and posted all kinds of retarded shit so I don't really blame you. Reality is I'm extremely progressive and egalitarian. I've even modified my internal identification syntax to prefix person as the predominate label. Aka, a person that is a woman who is white. A person who is a man that is black. It's a philosophy thing, labels don't define us so why should we define ourselves, and each other, with labels?

So yeah, go fuck yourself you ignorant bitch lol

>>33649403
Bro you’re a genuinely weird retarded faggot that should probably forcibly medicated in a psych ward and I hope none of the under-socialized sheltered loners on this site get roped into your unstable bullshit

>>33649403
he mentioned you in passing and you wrote a book (I aint reading) in response.

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>>33594364
Do I have to be willing to move in with someone to post in this thread? What if I'm just an autistic shut-in with too much time on my hands looking for someone to play games with or some such to stop me from wanting to bash my head into the wall when I get bored?

>>33649440
Triggered! Weird retarded faggot is a compliment to me, bitch!

I love the hate. I fucking love seeing people waste their time to spew it at me. I'm sure you're some fucking amazing human being right?

Sorry to disappoint, but I get some good responses from some bad ass bitches. I'm flawed and fucked up bro, but this anger you have for me is just vanity and posturing for your ego. That's basically all our fucking reality is anymore so I rejected it lol

>>33649705
I was bored lol

>>33649707
Drop ASL and contact, I'm sure someone or something will bite

>>33649715
poor feint

>>33649705
That's typical for mentally deranged individuals who got caught.
I didn't even read his blogpost past the first three sentences.

>>33646786
you're the only piece of shit - that was a bit of an extreme post, due to my mood, for who was interested still (even with a disclaimer). so fuck you for associating my picture with this shit. ugly old fat boomer. you know what a scam is? giving money to whoever you're paying on onlyfans cause you don't fuck, while spending your time replying to posts you're APPARENTLY not interested in. post your picture so i can tell you what a piece of shit YOU are right in YOUR face. asshole

>>33650859
>being this mad someone nuked your gold digging e-beggar post
don't make posts that violate the board rules, faggot

>>33649714
/soc/ bros we need to actually report this dude to the proper authorities for repeat attempt human trafficking

>>33651276
he seems like the kind of guy you see on a body cam video in Portland or lacrosse Wisconsin

>>33646393
that's elena/rubbertree/tigerlily/labuenasuertee

>>33595006

Bump. Still looking.

>>33649707
>Do I have to be willing to move in with someone to post in this thread?
That literally is the point of the thread anon...plenty of other threads if you are just looking for a friend. However, considering the state of the thread you may as well shoot your shot and drop details. Just make sure to specifically state you are not wanting to move.

>>33647338
Request sent.

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>status:
6-7 year long NEET, looking to reenter society
>sex:
cis female
>age:
25 (fwiw i get told i look younger + i am not a mature person at all)
>sexuality:
bisexual, kind of asexual
>location:
southern ontario, canada

>willing to relocate:
very hesitant to full on move in with someone, but if anyone has a place (preferably in toronto or within the greater toronto area) that i could use or stay at while finding a job and exiting neetdom, id be interested in discussing that with you.

>looking for:
anyone of any gender interested in helping me out in any way. please do not expect anything sexual out of it. im not opposed to finding a partner but i dont want to lead anyone on or let anyone down. looking for friendship and support, basically.

>additional info:
5’5”/166cm, 40kg/90lbs, white if that matters, but probably not white enough if it does. basically the typical self-proclaimed mentally ill femcel e-girl. never been diagnosed but i exude autism. never had a job outside of occasional freelance artist work. wasted potential being a hikineet for years, earlier in 2024 i decided i need to at least try to make a better life for myself. been parasiting off my mom and living in my childhood home but the budget is getting tight and i dont want to put any more stress on her. currently working towards translating my 10+ year hobby of illustration into a tattoo career, got some experience tattooing already and am now looking for a studio to get an apprenticeship at. not many close to my neighborhood on the border between suburbs and farmland. in the meantime ive been applying to jobs (any advice on that is appreciated.) on a more personal note, i like cats, moeshit anime, vocaloid music, fashion and aesthetics, stewie from family guy, nintendo games, animation as a medium, and cosplay.

>discord:
>fratricide.

i tend to not accept requests from strangers but if youre in the aan server you can send me a dm request.

>status
NEET
>asl
18, cis female, bisexual
>about
4’10 105lb hispanic korean. i like cute stuff and movies and talking about indie music :o) i can talk a lot with the right people ! i am depressed and somewhat anxious. discord is hewowin
>location and willing to relocate?
california. if anyone has a place in iowa city or near, i would. i can do chores and eventually help with money once i get a job in ic!!! this would be for next year! (no im not a student lol)
>looking for
friends! or money or both
if you want to be friends don’t be boring please! i like calling also ^^

>Status:
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
25/M/Bi
>About Yourself, Contact Info
Basically, I work mainly remote, but I hop between the company's branch in The Netherlands once a year to help do Tech training on new products. It's still mainly remote while i'm there as well, but I go in a bit more for on hands training. Outside of work, i'm big into hiking, biking, and portable gaming. I have a steam deck and play MHW, FFXIV, etc.
>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
New York City & Haarlem, Netherlands
>Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Friend or more if it develops naturally. All the moving around and being "on call" makes it a bit hard to make friends outside of Discord, so having someone who doesn't mind being minimalist and hopping between my place in NYC and Europe would be great. I get to see a lot of the surrounding countries while i'm there, so it's not too bad.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
I guess just don't be a slob, clean up after yourself. I don't mind giving a ride to those who at least have self respect for their own space.

Discord: waywardwend_96051

>>33654429
Why not. My discord is hypercrab

Someone give me the lore on Rat Enthusiast.

hiii

muncdunc on discord. 25 nonbinary male at birth, pan. In homeless crisis and autistic, nowhere to turn to. I'm in the st louis area, had to spend time on the streets considering my ignorant dysfunctional family. i havent had access to hygiene in a minute so i dont look like a twink trans princess, you can probably still fuck me but im not expecting that. I just want to give respect and share understanding, but above all i need help. The homeless resources here have not helped me and im afraid of going on my own. Even if youre living as a vehicle nomad, i will accompany you and show you i care and try really hard. I dont wanna die. Thank you

>>33640662
Well you are not a fag so I can't use you

>>33657405
I don't know who you're asking about, so I'm guessing the lore is some nobody who thinks they're more interesting or relevant than they actually are.

>>33661275
Would you be willing to take care of my wife's chickens?

If you are Brandon from hawaii and reading this want to let you know I missed you. I am Eva you know me well

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Anyone want grilled cheese & tots?

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33/m/cali
I'm an oldfag... I have been banned from all Match.com owned dating apps probably because I'm autistic idk.. my last gf was like 8 years ago.... have had some flings inbetween there... spent 4 years in montana but moved back here to be near family... I work a mediocre job... I'm trying to make a better living by making an adult visual novel type game milking that patreon bux... I don't do much these days other than work and work on my game, lately I've been playing infinity nikki, stalker2, and poe2... I don't watch anime anymore but I'm cool with it.. I have done lots of drugs in the past so if you're into drugs that's fine.. I'm awkward and avoid eye contact a lot, social anxiety..

I'm extremely tall, closer to 7' than 6', blonde and blue eyed, decent looks I believe, bit on the heavy side right now but trying to diet and work out again... Looking for white and asian women to talk to... pls no LGBTQ+ stuff... I hate politics but consider myself moderate/libertarian... I'm also pro-gun, not vaxxed, christian (sort of), and balding

I can barely take care of myself but am hoping to improve myself before I end up dying alone at this rate
the most I can provide is a roof and some mediocre home cooked meals every now and then.... I have a cute lil pupper too so u gotta be chill with his psycho ass

disc cups8913

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It would be cool to get some sad depressed cranky bio girl Dragon Quest III 2D HD Remake for Christmas. USA Only.

Provider from the Midwest. 25m and 28f We are looking for a girl who is interested in moving in rent free. We own a house with extra bedrooms. We work from home/don't work respectively. We are looking for a girl who wants to move in with us and help a little bit with cooking, cleaning, and laundry in exchange for a free room, food, utilities etc, and a fun dynamic. We are both into age regression, ddlg/mdlb and hoping to find someone who is into similar things or willing to experiment. Obviously we would need to get to know each other first online. We will request verification pictures so don't waste your time. Discord is anthony7270

copy and pasting :3 lost access to my account for a bit
>ASL
18/female/usa
>about
i am not looking for irl stuff, at least not yet.
i'm severely mentally ill and really struggling to manage. i've had multiple panic attacks this week over simply going in public. i'm tired of it! i want to get better.
i also feel like i have no hope for the future, but i want to change that. i want to give myself a better life path!
i'm really ugly too, but i think (hope) its mostly fixable!
i don't have that many interests due to my depression, i also don't have much of an identity. i want to become a person, but i don't know who i want to be :(
>looking for
someone successful and, at least appears to be, well adjusted i can look up to that can guide me through improvement!
>not looking for
sex, sharing too much personal info
>contact
iwhohaveneverknownmen on discord

>>33667435
id like to add
im hoping to emulate a relationship i had in the past where i was going through self improvement for the purpose of being his ideal gf. it didnt work out then, but i hope i can find someone that will make me perfect

>>33667435
>i am not looking for irl stuff
>someone successful and, at least appears to be, well adjusted i can look up to that can guide me through improvement!
>>not looking for
>sharing too much personal info
This is very contradictory.
Nobody can help you terribly much just by chatting online.

I forgot these threads were a thing, 99.9% will be guys but fuck it I'll post. I'm a NEET living completely on the dime of the taxpayer, and I want a girl that'll come to me, be my wife and have kids with me. Here's my copypasta:
>ASL
28/M/England
>About
I've been a hikikomori since I was 12 years old, was raised by a single mother and 3 years ago she died so now I live alone. I spend my time doing the obvious things: playing vidya and watching anime, though I waste a lot of time not doing either which pisses me off.
>Looking for
A girl that'll come live with me here in England, be my wife and bear my children. Pref 22+ because I feel like anyone below is kinda stupid but it's whatever, if you want what I want I don't care.
>Not looking for
Anything other than that, don't add me if you're a dude..
>Discord
hikkigod

If you're diagnosed with some shit that entitles you to benefits all the better, if not we'll figure it out. The main thing you're a girl that wants kids and doesn't want to be a slave.

>>33667435
you prolly want to contact a therapist, and maybe post in the /ddlg/ thread instead of /aan/

27/F/France
>About
My life is... Complicated, but the short and sweet is that I have noone. I recently lived in my car for a few months and those were the scariest moments of my life.
I managed to go back into an apartment two months ago but here I am again... This isn't the first time I post here and I pray to god it's the last but who the hell knows nowadays.
>Looking for
Help and Company.
>Discord
Marie0489

>>33671257
Catfish.
Posted as 24F and 25F this year
https://archiveofsins.com/soc/search/text/Marie0489/
Just wants money

>>33671257
>>33671303
never give a girl money if she refuses to suck your cock on a regular basis
I have been telling you guys this for years

Any bi or lesbo providers on this thread?

>>33654429

34 m provider
Also in California (near LA)
onekickman545 on discord

19 Femboy Uk

Looking for 1 or a group or a CULT of stalkers to make my life hell for their amusement. Also I’m looking for people just to ruin my life make me terrified everywhere I look

I’m Paige. I have just not enjoyed life for a while and I think what I need is 1 or a few group stalkers for online.

About me: femboy 6ft0. Ish brown hair to my neck, feminine ass and legs, fem acting and very kinky. For the right people very clingy too.

Requirements: 30+. Age only. Preferably someone whose pretty hardcore

Kinks to involve:. Humiliation, techdom, degrading, heavy threatening, mental abuse hardcore. Online exposure

Please message with an introduction, what you’d want involved and kinks and let’s chat to begin with.

Love Paige

Discord: meowy4

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neet m 21 everywhere
desperately seeking a warm cozy place where i could finally escape the grasp of all that is past. i can deliver myself to wherever you happen to be in the world. i can pay for my share and provide help with whatever is within reason. all i would ask is a little corner for my stuff and you to have and be around. it'd be nice if we could go places, hang out and goof around every now and then. it'd be even nicer if you were a little philosophical, keen to have a listen and give out advice when you can. i don't have much to say about hobbies or preferences. i'm open to anything so long as it feels right for me. i'm merely a lost soul in need of a caring hand to guide me someplace nicer. would you be willing to be there for me?
dis - 7773617368798183

>>33671741
if you count trans women, then yes - we exist
otherwise, it seems pretty unlikely lol

>>33672241
Men can't be lesbians.

20
f
west coast slightly neetish more so of a shut in
>looking for
older guy who is willing to take a confused and notso smart girl under their wing, preferably looking for someone closer to me, but im willing to relocate if it works. i like reading a lot, it consumes most of my time. ii think im a really good listener,and the more niche your interests are the more likely ill be ready to sit there like a dog with its head titled.. tail wagging. if you want a shitty attempt at a housewife please reply to my post with a contact, telegram or discord
also, i have really bad jealousy problems and insanely autistic so keep that inmind

>>33672270
Good morning, hope you had a good Christmas with family today. I'm willing to take you in. I'm 27 from Los Angeles but I'm considering moving somewhere else. My discord is d6r6e6w

>>33672270
Autistic shitty housewife is intriguing. You'd even get your own doggy bed. 30s and close to the west coast

Disc: northern.lites

>>33672270
Hey, I'm interested.
I'd gladly take care of a cute girl like this. I talk a lot honestly, so if you like to listen, that's a good thing. Jealousy/autism isn't exactly a negative for me either.
I'm in my late 20s, male, Southwest USA.

telegram is @Amphibole1

>>33672270
bbdd22
32/m/est so maybe too far but you sound fun

>>33672270
Disc mrbundy1989
35 m looking at relocating to Michigan this year I’m possessive

>>33672111
don't you just have to visit London to get stabbed and then your life would be hell/ruined?

>Status
Provider~ (

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 28, Straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?

I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.

>What you are looking for

Short-Term and Long-Term are both fine but prefer longer because all the movement is tiring. Hi, I'm looking for someone who needs a stable/nice place to live and is trying to pursue something. Ideally, you'd have some sort of plan or idea goal you want to hit. (GED, Degree, cert, new job, saving money, maybe just housing, etc?) It's okay if it's nothing concrete, but spending a week discussing 5 different ideas isn't interesting to me. Please be realistic. I can also help you narrow down stuff, but this is your life, so I need something to go off of. Have your freedom. If you're not able to get a job while you're here, you will have chores. I just mean keeping the house clean, dusting, vacuuming, mopping. Typical Chores. If you don't know how to cook: cooking WILL be one of the goals you add to the list. If you are obese, you will be going to the gym with me. (ill prob make you active anyway)

Not super interested in physical relationships with anyone off here at the moment, but definitely would like someone I could vibe with. If I don't think you're ambitious or you'll drag me down, i'll remove you. No need to have similar hobbies, but it'd be cool for you to have SOMETHING to talk about.


>Free Form:,

I've helped four individuals so far. Three Platonic, one not. All are doing well. Currently in my house we have: One cats, one dog, and me. I live alone with my pets pretty much. Not looking for anyone under 21 unless you're in school

>Living Conditions:

You'd get essentially a whole bedroom to yourself and a bathroom to yourself There's also a kitchen, living room, dining area, indoor gym.

>Contact
cinnamonlipton

hey can someone let me stay with them?
I'm 27 m, skinny emo retard. um I can clean and do things around the house. i like, can also cook kinda? i like, just am not ok, and I will be good and do whatever you say. i like, just shit post, and sew, and listen to music. that's all I do. i am good I promise, and plz help. i don't have discord because I'm not a troon. I'm in the pnw. I'm not ok, I'm just really sad. and a little delerious. desu I'm not sure what's real. but I'm not like all disheveled skitzo, I keep it together. um.... yea..
email me.
anonymous2025xxx@proton.me

Highly affiligent

>>33653674
37/m/SE US if you want to link up and play something or talk.

Disc: WhiskeyRomeo87

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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET lol

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
19, f, straight :)

>About Yourself, Contact Info
autistic gal, into cosplay and sweet lolita fashion! i like going to cons, painting, playing with my kitten, and embroidery. i'm pretty quiet/shy but i open up easily with the right person. posting here bc i don't rly have major life plans and it seems like a fun idea to be taken care of haha
my discord is jewelpafait ^^

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
west coast (cali) definitely okay with relocating just need to know you beforehand

>Looking for:
probs fwb/long term relationship :'D i'm a little bit needy so affection on top of being provided for would be nice

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
not much, i think my only requirements would be that i have my needs met (romantically/sexually and w/ housing, fun things etc). i do prefer older guys so that's a plus. message me and we can find out if we would be a good fit !!

>Status: NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
25, male, gay, a bit fem, shoulder length hair, green eyes

>About Yourself, Contact Info
Quit my job a while back to focus on personal projects. The next 6 months is probably the most freedom I will have in my life in terms of being location bound so I'm interested in living in new places. Into reading, walking and hiking, movies and music, art, enjoy self-improvement. Not always the most motivated person so looking for some structure in life.

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
UK, but happy to talk to Europeans or Americans. Able to/capable of relocating.

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
Someone I can visit. I can clean, cook (to a degree but I've been trying out a bunch of new recipes lately), take care of the house in exchange for a bit of structure and discipline (though this isn't mandatory as I think being in a new place is stimulating/grounding enough. Like a liminal space). Open to romance/other stuff/more long term arrangements with the right person

>Anything else you would like to add?
God bless the airport

Discord is appointmentscheduled

>>33654512
I am no longer looking, this has killed my faith in humanity desu lol. Some of y'all need mental help, although I'm a bit of a fool myself. If you get added by a girl in NYC and she asks to hook up, don't do it. She's actually a psychopath. We met up, vibed, had sex, and while I was sleeping, she peed on herself and sat on my face. Peak mental illness, but my own fault for getting curious after encountering a fairly attractive person on this site. But if it's on 4chan there's always a catch.

Although i'd still take her over the mentally ill and fat puppy girls that kept adding me. Genuinely some of the most unhinged people on this site.