Post YOURSELFDont have the template?Let me help you out there.Save this pic and crop out the gender that ISNT you.Write some things about you that people may want to know.Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz>Welcome to the party.Previous >>33393709
this was made by someone else but it's of melet's start the thread off with some pretty flowers i grew!just a warning right now i don't feel so gooddiscord isrussdoggiedog
may the luck of this 6 petal hibiscus bless this thread
>>33629633i should've included i'm 25 and from the US state of Georgiai'm a blonde guy of about 5'10
>>33629633Holy fuck you sound way to much like a time commitment. People have other shit to do other than attend to your delusions of self centredness
need flowery dog boy to lick my ass clean in the bath
Since I need to specify, please do not contact me and waste either of our times if you are or have ANY of the following: Underaged (Be at bare minimum 18+), Cluster B(BPD, ASPD, NPD, etc), severe mood swinging disorders (Autists need consistency), Male, Troon, non-virgin, unwilling to vidcall ever/actually advance in getting to know one another, overly materialistic, don't actually have anything in common with me, only want to critique me for being unreasonable or whateverDiscord (include the period): .winterenjoyerEmail:winterenjoyer@proton.me
discord is chinese.nationalI'm not Chinese thank god.
>>33630908>Since I need to specify, please do not contact me and waste either of our times if you are or have ANY of the following: Underaged (Be at bare minimum 18+), Cluster B(BPD, ASPD, NPD, etc), severe mood swinging disorders (Autists need consistency), Male, Troon, non-virgin, unwilling to vidcall ever/actually advance in getting to know one another, overly materialistic, don't actually have anything in common with me, only want to critique me for being unreasonable or whateverComing from a sperg this feels surreal to read
>>33630221you're a nigger and i have chronic pain among other issues, i'm literally bolted togetherwhy do you even give a shit?
>>33629646Ooh nice, I’ve been into gardening for a little while now. Very rewarding hobby.>>33631709>tattoos>wrinkles>SCEww
>>33630652bark bark
>>33629616I think ive done one of these before but total redo :Pdiscord:zombiegril
>>33632319ooo, tall!
discord is buymeagunsorry for bad art skills!
>>33632477>Brown>MtfJust kill yourself and save yourself some time
>>33632560maybe you should, since you can't read
>>33632477We are exaggeratedly compatible and I am unironically convinced that you're an angel sent from God to comfort me in my worst moment of miserable darkness. Perfect timing. Comedic timing, even! Ignore all the chuds who will add you to try and meme you into detransitioning, you can be my personalitycute sub5 brown boyfriend
>>33632319Looks fine to me. Are you attractive?
>>33632598Oh i see what you mean. mtf and ftm are the same levels of delusion so my phone and brain dont distinguish them
disc: salmontearerif youre under 23 go away
>A/S/L25/twinkish guy/EU (Happy to be relocated)>About youInto ur regular nerdy shit, travelling, military and outdoors, mostly hiking.170cm and pretty skinny but I workout everyday so I have a bit of muscle too.Fairly average/straight looking face tho.>What you're looking forWomen that are masculine by traditional standards like being blunt, straightforward, logical, goal oriented, dominant, cold, sadistic, physically strong, tall. The more of these traits fit u the closer u are to perfection in my eyes.>KinksWhen it comes to this Im super open minded/flexible and like to please so more or less anything can be discussed.The kinks Im personally into (u dont have to be into them at all but the more of them u like the better) :Intelligence, chastity, pegging, ballbusting, cbt, humiliation, whipping, body worship, emasculation, forced crossdressing and feminization, forced bi, castration, penectomy/srs.On top of that I prefer being treated as a slave, pet, property, basically as something below u.>What you're NOT looking forStrictly online>Contacthadrian10
discord:dollyeyedfreak
>>33632727The day in which you will come to appreciate the beautiful nature of bitter mentally ill brown sexually deviant LGBT zoomers with attachment issues is the day in which you realize how beautiful the world truly is.
>>33632991When that day comes i will bathe in magnesium and go for a walk into a steel mill
>>33633000Face it faggot, there is no better person to have a relationship with than that of a bitter mentally ill brown sexually deviant LGBT zoomers with attachment issues.The ugliness induced bitterness makes them care less about the thoughts of normoids, thereby living more authentic and fulfilling lives; the mental illness makes them raw and human; the browness makes them cordial; the often sadomasochistic and faggotish sexual deviance makes them exist in a state where their carnal desires mix with their emotional needs (leading to an awesome, deeply passionate relationship); the attachment issues and cluster B like symptoms give the the capacity to feel things on a level that you probably never will. The social isolation that comes with all of those things put together makes them desperate for affection in the best way possible.Your denying of all of that because you want to hold onto some chud ideal of what relationships and human experiences are supposed to be like instead of trying to find someone that'll actually leave you feeling fulfilled and alive.
Discord; terragold2I don’t mind dry texts as long as they aren’t always dry, i myself am not to much of a dry texter, just depends on the topic
>discord_squidman_mostly lookin' for a girl who is a virgin like me, ideally local
>>33633605Why do you draw yourself to look like a fat among us crewmate?
>>33633605You seem amazing
Here we goooooooooooooooooooomy disc is: qwezz7352not interested in long distance
>>33629616>SexMale /m/>DescriptionLooking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.comI am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.
gotta lose this collar off my neck, gotta get past this stupid fence
>>33633948bad kitty
>>33633948Cute tranny. Drop a contact, my darling
>>33633948Age?
>>33633948>wannabe modern desert motherOMG if you're actually trans you'd be perfect.
>>33633999>>33634056sorry to disappoint...
i just want a strong tall guy to pump me full of strong tall kids and we all hang out in our home gym listening to philosophy lectures why is it so fucking hard
>>33634905Add me!My Discord is... LOLjk. I'm not that desperate. Good luck with whatever it is you're doing anon.
>>33634918not that desperate? or coping cause you're weak?
>>33634905>6'2 >can lift 400kgs with legs>can bench 150kgs>not in the best shape>always listening to something Hmmmm
>>33634905I never realized how much I wanted this until you said it. Thank you for freeing this fantasy from my longing heart. I shall start expanding my home gym after the winter.
>>33634953>>33634963stop hurting me you larpers
>>33634971You're the only larper here. As if any woman on this planet chooses stoicism over nihilism.
>>33634971Everything i said was true. Im not larping.
>>33634982if a woman "choosing" one of the most easily digestible and applicable philosophies out there seems impressive to you - you're so lost. It's the basis for every damn self help book - just because bitches don't cream over Aurelius like most guys do doesn't mean anything you midwit
>>33635000 v/I seem lost to you because I am surrounded by neoclassical liberals and "choose" to live my life accompanied by my heteronyms instead. We exist, so don't give up hope. I'm just under 6ft so try pursuing >>33634953 instead.
>>33635029If you really do exist then post physique to prove it ...
23discord is plumfloss
disc: distant._.dreamer
>>33635029Hey bub she wants you to post a full body pic. You better get right on that immediately like now even lol
>>33635184they are both men.
>>33635208i'm a girl, idiot, complete with the standard girl parts. the only reason i'm lamenting into the void of this shithole is because i'm bored and ovulating
>>33632981Why would a racist light-skinned guy want to talk to a dark-skinned girl exactly?
>>33635219If you really do exist as a girl then post physique to prove it ...
>>33635226only in private
starvecel on discord
>>33635223>picrel is realKEK
>>33633948Depends on age, but I think you sound very nice. I like how you drew your hair!
>>33635327This meme doesnt exist nor last very long
>>33635496>doesn't existProof before your very eyes>nor lasts very longProbably true but you never know
>>33635184I don't like to post pictures of myself on public forums, rather provide proof in private. It seems she feels the same way, but I'm not interested in someone that only desires a romantic partner while bored and ovulating.
>>33632670I unblocked you
>>33634905This sounds like a great time but I get bored of philosophy once it veers away from reality.Philosophy is only as interesting to me as I can deconstruct it to relate to my life or enhance my understanding of others.
>>33635223>he doesn't know
discord: _ally_a
>>33631693was gonna hit you up till you revealed you're a faggot loser who deserves to be alone with this reply lmao >>33630221Legitimately was going to say hi till he replied to this thank you
There must be doomer girls out there looking for companionship, heaven knows our society is depressing enough.Me: 32/M/UK, can cook, own place, has got life together but it feels like something's missing deep down inside.Discord: uraby210
I feel like being a guy over 30 and from europe gives me basically no chance at even falling into anybody's category on here.
>>33636703you're meant to post yourself, dummy
>>33636703Wow this is literally meThanks anonWill use for reference
>>33633887holy crap dude how long are you gonna post this, may be time to hang it up
bumping
I'm looking for a boyfriend to have fun with snap: Marianape456 Telegram: marianape456
>>33632981>either very conservative or almost communistfeel like this just betrays that you're stupid as fuck
>Their qualitiesCheck the image, it's okay if you don't fit all in terms of physical appearance.My basic info:>A/S/L22, F, South America>My qualitiesI'm a 22 year old girl who's just trying to find someone that can give me love, affection, and motivate me to do better. I suffer from depression, and I highly suspect I might have BPD, ADHD or CPTSD, mostly due to personal traumas and things I'm trying to work on. I'm chubby, short, I could be considered a latina but my skin is very very fair, my hair is long and brown, and I can talk about pretty much anything to be honest.I can be a bit too intense emotionally so if you're someone who has some troubles understanding emotions or emotional people, I'll please ask you to try looking for someone else. I'm very sensitive, and I can get attached quickly if I feel like I bond well with someone.>My quirks/interestsI suspect I might have synesthesia, a condition where the patient's senses can get a bit funky, in simple words. I love drawing, music, learning languages and cooking. I like to lovebomb people... In small doses, or basically, showing people love whenever I feel they're not doing alright. I've been feeling lonely lately and my previous experiences here weren't too bad. I will just ask that please, if we hit it off, stay committed. I want someone who can genuinely love and wants to love back.>Contactbeam_kirby_enjoyer on discord.
me: 25/bio f/hapa/5’3/115/USAlight skin, dark hair and eyes, allegedly cute & well-proportioned.overworked, field requires me to be stoic and logical, good at compartmentalizing but i’m softhearted and need a man who will let me be weak and cute and needy around him. i like being taken care of; being carried to bed, being reminded to eat/drink water/sleep/take breaks, etc. it’s kind of a necessity in a partner for me because i can hyperfocus on engineering stuff for >12 hrs at a time and make myself sick lol. so i need someone who kinda gets off on being depended on to a degree. financial stability is a bonus to help alleviate my existential dread, but ultimately i can take care of myself in that way.potential ltr only.i like lanky builds; prettiness/androgyny and fashion autists are a bonus.drop your contact because i’m paranoid.
My chart is no longer accurate because today I turn 26 :’)
>>33637828>>33633948You both sound very sweet. Add me, wouldn't you?Marasper
>>33633948add me _ally_a
>>33629616
>>33637948You're welcome.
>>33637948and happy birthday
>>33637828I really enjoy needy girls and like taking care of my partner. It'd be nice to have someone to trudge through the existential dread with as well.throwaway18586927@proton.me
>>33638339Forgot to say, this is me. I'm looking for someone around my age, ideally in the UK or Europe. You don't have to be well put together but I'm looking for someone who wants to make things happen in their life, and not someone who just wants to rot in bed all day, but we can maybe stay in after we're worn out from exploring.
Hi, I'm 19/M/USA. The picture is of myself, it got reposted to a gossip forum somewhere and someone called it "cute desu" so I decided to repost it here. If you like it, feel free to add me:>Discordbeautyisreal
>>33637828i can't be the only one who read it as (very) (very) needy tired, can i? don't dead open inside
>>33637828pollux_95682
37/m/straight/californiadiscord:mcboots
>>33638437every girl here is a demon atheist whore bitch, i think. do any christian girls actually add you?
I want a girl with an eating disorder. Ideally 5'2" or below, and developmentally stunted.
>>33639010>small>5'2" or below >developmentally stunted Anon....
>>33638360based photoshopper and thank you :)
>>33637828You sound neat, I'm a 23 year old grad student in pure math. My discord tag is eelfishes
heh
>>33640310I think I love you..
>>33640310I know you made your discord as annoying to figure out just to root out the timewasters. I salute that girl!
>>33639039I said what I said.
>>33638437>>33638999I can see why you both are single lol
>>33637828You sound very cute, and i need more engineering friends!My discord is horusjanus
>>33640310>fatyou were so close anon
>>33637828Programmer who likes to read and hike. You sound like an ideal partner for me.Discord: greeteme
>>33637828debisama on discordsend me your music
>>33640310So is that your discord or did you add it just to have a good laugh?I added the 3 variations that could make sense and you havent accepted it
Me>32/m/Canada (southern Ontario)>laid back>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries>can make fun of everything>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas>10/10 advice>enjoys brightening your day with little things>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to youLooking for>bio female>18 - 35>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too>loves talking about anything and everything with me>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)>likes being horny as fuck with me>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same>caring, genuine person>friend to animals>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)Bonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.Vulcanore on discord
19/uk/fAny guy who’s in a similar age bracket and at uni who shares my music taste (2hollis, Damon rush, Dean blunt, the hellp,mazzy star) discord: anotherlightthatshines
>>33637828I'll post my own chart in advance to save time in case there's anything you don't like.If I didn't scare you off, my discord is memecoin2017.
>>33637828I have some cool Lain stuff I wanna show off & I tick all ur boxes...Tag is melltdown
Lol, which one of you made a throwaway just to call me a retard.
>>33646278Woops should be 2 ns so melltdownn
28/M/USAccording to an AI analysis of my post history, this is my ideal GF. If you can use a calm yet profound demeanor to bring peace amidst chaos, DM me. White hair optional.Discord: ozentherealone
30 F Crawley UkExperience Domme here with a lot of kinks to share. i will take your words very seriously. im here to seek a mature submissive servant online/irl. doesnt matter if you're inexperience as long as you are trainable and a good listener. I CAN VERIFY since lots of fake Dommes/Girls here !KIK : Misstiffanyyyy
>>33648055you sound so cool....
>>33648070My discord contact is in the post, you can come say hello!
>>33648055cold weather superiority, hell yeah
>>33648055Would love to play monster hunter with you. Disc mrbundy1989
This was more fun than I expected
>>33637263um... sorry for posting again but... i-i'm still looking for people who won't ditch me as we grow close... on two repeated occassions I was unfriended and left alone without any previous explanation... please, if you don't like me just say it directly, but... i don't know why some people added me and got tired right after we grew a bit closer...
>>33648666are you f or m? post history raises questions
>AboutM, East Asian...>Looking ForWhite girls who are into East Asian guys.>Discxreiss1022
>>33648406wow im not as successful as this dude but a lot of shit fits. not in a dick way tho
>>33648666Don’t feel too bad, happens pretty much every time for me. Well actually they usually just stop initiating convos in general after a while and don’t bother to un-add me. Most people on here are pretty boring and loserish anyway so not much of a loss besides them wasting your time a bit, no big deal really.
>>33637828Hey, add me on discord: askalqiubaiSounds like I can give you a lot of what you need and vice versa.
>>33632981are you asian?
>>33637828discord: nvrskgn
>>33648666Phoneposting so my ID might change, will explain what >>33648781 is talking about. I posted my tag in a latino friend finder thread, and put "m" in my a/s/l just so that horny latino people, specifically brazilians or mexicans, wouldn't spam my DMs begging for nudes or to do sexting right away. If I'm saying I have BPD, depression, and open up about things that are absolutely unlikeable is so that I can weed out people who just want a quick fap. But it seems it's not enough. Some people earned my trust and left after getting what they wanted.I don't even care anymore to try and find anyone who can like me. It's just never going to happen. Someone added me just to say that I deserved getting abandoned because I pretended to be a man to avoid being chased by horny men. If you don't like me, don't add. If you just want quick sex, don't. Add. Me. I don't know how much clear I must be. I just can't deal with stuff like this anymore.
>>33650993that's an understandable explanation imo, i think i'll add you if that's ok /w you
>>33651001I guess I can at least try to make friends. I just feel lonely and wish I had someone to talk to on the regular...
>>33636501Dude same
>>33648406Holy shit it's me
>>33633605You seem cute
>A/S/L27/Male/Southern US>traitsPretty tall, 7.5/10 face at least (in my opinion :3), blue eyes, fit, light freckles, medium length dark hair, light facial hair at the moment, questionable fashion sense at times>interestsFitness, gardening, gaming, usual 4chan weeb garbage, church, reading, etc.>wantsA home with a big backyard and garden in the next few years ideally, would also want to be in a serious relationship by then and financially in a good place, also kids would be nice, like several maybe>looking for (preferably)F/22-27, similar desires in life, similar interests to some degree, motivated and driven to do things>contactDiscord: abel_gold
Greetings, fellow netizens. I trust this post finds you well. I eagerly await any contacts due to the accompanying image. Best regards to you all.
>>33651842>>33648899What's the most recent girl you've given up on?Last one for me was trying to pivot to economics after barely getting a compsci degree.She went off to a summer econ program, failed all her classes, and during that time I realized how happy I was with her gone so I broke up with her when she got back and told her that there was no fucking way she was going to be an economist.
>ASL 32/M/Canada BC>Interests Bi Women, long term relationships, gaming, Anime, Gardening, Camping, cooking>Looking ForWife(30) and I are looking for a third person (bi woman) to add to our relationship. We are only looking for genuine long term connections with the intention of being life partners. >Not Looking ForMen>Discord Tagizz07619_90088
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>>33633011Please, anon, stop trying to talk sense to the glowies. They're just here to manipulate public opinion in the hopes of getting a higher jobfare paygrade from the CIA or USAF. That's why they pretend trans people invented mutilating a baby's genitals and ignore the prophylactic circumcision that led to David Reimer's junk being a disaster they preferred to fashion into a neovag. Facts don't matter to that sociopath whose only dream is to make everyone as cynical and empty as they are and to stoke the right-wing shift that just coincidentally seems to happen right before every tottering empire collapses (Read Amy Chua, retards)... But yeah, you're right, obvs.
>>33629616>ASL25 / Male / Europe, Poland>about yourself(hobbies, interests, ect)Improvisational dancer, cold-water+sauna enjoyer, perrenial philosopher and a naturist.I'm a raw carnivore who walks around barefoot (and without any underwear) while looking like a well-dressed individual. Got a stable job as a medic but I'm starting to organise more and more events like dance jams, massage exchanges and now throwing a huge new year's eve party.Mostly straight-edge, lately I've been dabbling in local pagan groups and self-defence organisations, but I really want to learn slavic white-voice singing and mongolian throat-singing as well.My main goal is to gather enough funds and big enough support group to start a homestead with a future wife and have a lot of kids :)>looking forSimiliar people>not looking forUnfamiliar people>contactbucchalous
>>33637828Hmm, autist wife...Just take me why don't youdc: farwhisper
First time doing somethings like this, if there is something you think I should add I can change it up for next thread :)Discord: SoulOfPower
>>33632799bumpboring night, even more boring holiday season
>>33632981Ghoster who gets off on you expressing feelings.
>>33659229That's a weird way to self report you are boring.
>>33632981You sound like Miyoko. lmao>>33650344Ironically, Miyoko tries to asianify herself all the time.
>>33660041
>>33631210>>33633948>>33637828>>33640310i love anonymity
>>33663646This is pretty cool, drawanonMakes me want to post here just to get added to one of these drawings
>LITERALLY ME29/m/FLfinishing up college, fun jobbo, a LOT of savings, sane but I dont let that make me boring. nice!! & white. I have a boyishIy handsome look, no one ever guesses my age lole. have cute pets and I want someone cute to send pics to :>>INTERESTSincluding but not limited to... birds, reading, kayaking, hiking, camping, road trips, local theatre, some collecting, vidya, anime, project moon, (you)>LOOKING FORA girl who is...: a bit funny/silly, affectionate, sometimes doting (i love to dote back too), adventurous homebody (me too!!), maybe a bit of a dork and a cute laugh is a nice bonus cause I plan on hearing a loooot. loyal, endearing, skinny-slim/fit, 18-28 age wise, hapa or white, not a transformer>tagclownmeltdown
>Me29 year old white male from the United States of America, specifically the Upper Midwest/Great Lakes region. Never had a girlfriend or sexual partner of any kind. Generally very shy when it comes to that kind of thing but not shy when it comes to talking to people. Have a full time job, work between 40 and 50 hours a week. Currently living at home with parents until May. Spend most of my free time reading books, also enjoy taking walks outside, playing videogames, and watching football. I write occasionally and am learning how to produce music. I am a homebody and even when I lived alone I rarely left my apartment unless it was to to go hiking or get something to eat. Physically I'm nothing special but the only thing that I dislike about my appearance is my teeth since they are crooked and slightly yellow and never seem to whiten no matter what I do. >You I want a smol gf who is obsessed with me and wants to chat all day. I like a girl with long hair, favorite color is blonde but no strong preference otherwise. I like a girl who likes to keep herself and her living space clean. I like a girl who is feminine and just wants to stay home all day or spend time with me outside. I like a girl who doesn't smoke or drink and I like a girl who doesn't swear constantly and dresses modestly when out in public. I like a girl who doesn't work or at most works a part-time job. I like a girl who has a few female friends but no male friends. I like a girl who daydreams about getting pregnant and having kids. I like a girl with creative hobbies (writing, crafts, music etc) and who likes to try new foods. >discordcommissargt
20/M/USwill give (considerably) more info if u add meif this is u PLEASE CONTACT ME over at | @napoleoniceagle | on telegram, if you're cool i'll give my discord, otherwise feel free to reply with ur contact on a throwaway and you'll be able to fiure out which add is me
.sladgerlooking for women only
meme format
Only interested in skinny/slim/fit White bio women.Share music/watch horror movies/tell spooky stories/talk about lolcows with me. I'm 5'10, White, and jacked.
>>33629616Discord = pusztitopako47I'm very lonely and mentally not in the best place, some Christmas kindness would cheer me up24/M/Hungary/Professional bodybuilder
>ASL36/m/us>About yougamer. absolute dweeb about movies. i yap like a film student over anything we're watching. i'd rather watch kong war kai than wes anderson, but i like both. i would rather be treated correctly by someone that i don't love than try to force my love into someone's life that cannot give me what i need. >Kinksno scat. that's my only hard no. i'm into a lot. was a sex worker when i was young. i can support ddlg and age regression partners, since my wants are likely going to interest people looking for an age gap. if you want a list of what's on the table, it would look like:24/7 bdsm, blackmail, bondage, breath play, collaring, contrapolar stimulation, cnc, ddlg, dom (i'm a service top, but i can play the switch role for fun if you need me to), edging, degredation, humiliation, forced orgasms, orgasm denial, spanking, flogging, golden showers, watersports, hogtie, rope rigging, shibari, impact play in general, inspections, knife play, blood, pup play, rape play, being drugged, wax play and even vanilla sex too.>Looking ForAFAB or FtM/NBa pipe dream really. someone that wants to be a mother, but isn't yet. i'm not a father and i feel like that dream passed me by. to reduce the risk of complications at my age i'd prefer a younger partner. someone that can either play games with me (or against me. competitive feuds are hot). someone that's either into my yap sessions during a movie or has plenty to say themself. someone to spend time with.>Not Looking ForAMAB or MtFsex right away. i'm not unattractive and don't have trouble getting laid. we can fuck, but take me to dinner first. you know?>Discordmoth_danderi won't be adding anyone from these threads. if you're interested, reach out. tell me why you added me in your first message. if you posted, screenshot or link me to your thread so i can read it~
enjoy the cold while it lastshxccrusher
im going through a lot, sorry if the drawing is cringe, it has become a fantasy at this pointdiscord is hazelkitt
>>33671994i just realized i was supposed to draw myselfi thought i was just drawing the bf i want, sorrie. asl 27/mtf/southern california
>>33672158Thats fine you werent going to add me anyway. Now i know you are mtf i didnt want you to add me
>>33672186pls dont be rude to me i did nothing wrong
>>33672205You know what you did wrong and the fact you hide it means you are surrounded by the wrong people
>>33672206I've never even spoken to you yet, and now I know I never want to, you're being mean and I owe you nothing
>>33672221Apparently the world owes you attention
>>33672223why would you say that? im just posting to try to find love, of course I want attention everyone here posting does, you're just bitter, go find some love instead of hurting girlies online, meanie
>>33672280>mtf>girlieHoly fuck its brain has rotted away more than i could imagine. I found my love thats why im here to put people like you in their place
>>33672315Absolutely fucking based. Keep up the good work, anon.
>>33672344I try, however over the last year i feel i have been lacking.
>>33669188I forgor my handle... Disc: foxmulder99
>>33672280You’re a grown ass man Colton.
>>33671994>>33672158>wants bf that isn't "faggy">mtfironic
actually no longer sure what’s real or not about me, soo, schizophrenia’s final boss?
kip2k2klooking for cute girls with same music taste to spam songs to xd
>>33673280the mouth looks like a lil worm, heh
>>33673280.boowomp on discord
late merry Christmasself bump——>>33633078self bump——>>33633078
>>33673280techniclayer_97621
I love making things I love making things I lo-
>>33674363we all remember the 14 year old you groomed and exploited in mia's server
>>33674363Wow its been 6 years already?
>>33674376Your honour, how can I be a groomer if I exclusively go for girls same age or older than me? False accusations
>>33673280noblebologna on discord
27 F Crawley Experienced Domme here looking to a submissive kinky guy who's eager to fully commit into long term D/s relationship. i have lots of kinks to share. doesnt matter if you're inexperienced as long as you are trainable and willing to listen. PS : need to be aged 23 above only. I can send live selfie to verify that im real since lots of fake Dommes/Girls out here ! Kik : missitffanyyy
>>33673280farwhisper
>>33663646hahah hi mon amour
>>33673280you seem lovely. I'm>>33653788if interested in chatting
>>33673280Drop a contact (also an email is fine) if you're still out here
>>33659438 Yeah I'd get bored of being asked for age and location three times without responding, and learning there were no romantic prospects to get me to give-up for you if I were a soulless sociopath.You are a catfishing fuckface. Best thing about knowing someone as sneeringly cynical as you is I know you'd sooner get prion disease than flirt with being actually marginalized. Enjoy, "winning," glowie.
>>33672315No, you're trying to make Specialist Second Class, glownigger. You have not found love. You repress shame. You are a slave to the people who brought us Gloria Steinem. And the moment your credit rating slips, whatever normie whore you may or may not be banging will suddenly get super-articulate about all of your flaws and dump you for a better arrangement.
>>33672344You two share a cubicle at the 50 cent store? Because this is not a genuine interaction. But hey, enjoy prion disease because you couldn't afford to remember Stonewall started over a gene-based clothing mandate, glowie.
>>33629616These threads usually suck but im posting where I think this is relevant so >About me26Sexually Pan , Romantically HeteroflexibleAudHd Certified Yapper Hyper creative ( I do everything ) I think nerd severely understates my passion for media and the arts. Built a career around themI would say hypersexual but that implies disorder so Ill just say I'm a sexual deviant whos heavily kink prone and constantly turned on if the vibes rightLoves butts and big bodies (ass enjoyer )Extremely into bestiality, bbw (trans women included)/bhm, voyeurism/exhibitionism, anal, feet, presenting/spreading, pet play, to start>looking forHypersexual deviant(career gooner) looking for what I fear is an extremely rare archetype of self aware audhd goonette(preferably chubby) looking for someone to tangentially overlap with her own brand of autistic hyper deviancy and general obtuseness, and we build a genuine relationship around that. I want a partner to indulge with, as well as build with. Im hoping its someone with their own artistic endeavors I can collide with and build a genuine career with on top of our private life>Discord._._13r05ki_._.
>>33648055Added you! I should probably make one of these, too, they seem fun...
>me30 year old dude that likes anime, video games, touhou, marxism, horror, and guro.very depressed, somewhat anxious, but very talkative. I spend 90% of my day online so I'll definitely be annoying. I spend a lot of time looking for weird esoteric websites and altchans, especially on the darknet. right now my goal is to make some friends and improve my social skills so I can go outside more as I've been hikkiNEET for a long time and trying to break out. internet piracy is my passion.>my idealA 24-36 y/o girl that likes anime. preferably someone with a hobby they enjoy talking about, and will watch video essays and youtube documentaries with me. Being open to learning about my hobbies/interests would be nice too, as they change frequently.For physical appearance I don't really have any dislikes or requirements. as long as she enjoys her own look and isn't trying to be someone else.Being open-minded and easy to talk to is important i think. I wanna be comfortable sharing anything with her.Sexuality/kinks uhhh...I guess someone that likes hentai and enjoys discussing weird fetishes thats all I care about. I'm not super interested in meeting in real life unless i really like the person so i'm not concerned with that.If she's into touhou that's a huge plus.>don't wantracists, or bigots in general. that's literally it just don't be awful. oh actually no fortnite/league players I'm too old for that and will troll you relentlessly.discord: .w.e.e.b.
Fuck it I'm bored. M/21/USA. Tag is battitude4gainz.
>>33673280>fearful avoidantRIPUnless you fix yourself, you will never have a good relationship.
@lobogf on discord...
>>33676806whoever you are i love you
>>3363782829M also hapa 5'8 USAlil chubby but i been workin on that so i guess not too "lanky" D: dumbfillername on discord can add main if we actually chat :D
>>33637263Hello... I'm still looking, sorry for spamming... I'm doing kind of better mentally, but I still feel very lonely.
Bump
>>33637263>>33695543If only you weren't in south america I'd be really interested
>>33695543interesting timing on this
>>33697975>>33697874>>33637263She suspects she has bpd even tho she admitted it to me last time we talked. She's fucking delusional. If you speak to her, her problems become yours. Avoid
>>33665791BumpHad some nice talks but someone from NA would be cool
>>33648055Added you, I'm vulcanore, good luck getting through all the new adds lol
>>33698117are you one of the two mentioned in here? >>33648666
>>33648055This is one of the most interesting posts I've read in a long time.I guess I've been moving toward this for a while now, but girls older than me always seem to have so much more personality.I went ahead and added you (moth username), looking forward to talking if you're down.
>>33698117>She's fucking delusionalyep
>>33698117Yes, yes I do, better avoid me since I'm a horrible person. I can at least admit that I'm flawed and I can't deal with my emotions, unlike some people who will see someone literally collapsing mentally and they'll just do mental gymnastics to make them feel worse.>>33697975I hope you can find someone better. I'll miss your voice, but I won't tolerate anyone dismissing my feelings and blaming me for everything ever again.I hope you can at least do the manly thing to not come here and take your revenge by talking shit about me when I was begging you to help me during my breakdown that you provocated.A pervert who wouldn't stop pressuring for physical touch yet rejected me when I finally gave in. What a bitch I am, right?
>>33698489>I won't tolerate anyone dismissing my feelingsyou're pissing and shitting because you massively misinterpreted what i said and when i tried to explain it you completely ignored me and tried to gaslight me into believing i'd said things i hadn't.>when I was begging you to help meafter you repeatedly told me my words were meaningless, that you didn't believe anything i said, twisted and misrepresented my words, and that you could never love someone like me... what the fuck do you expect? you know i have my own issues, i can't deal with you shitting all over me and telling me everything's over then expecting me come to your rescue 2 seconds later>not come here and take your revenge by talking shit about me i didn't want to come here and talk about this shit, i tried to talk to you privately so we can sort this shit out and patch things up. we've both fucked up here and you know i'm willing to apologise to you, but you're not willing to apologise to me.
>ASL:27F San Antonio>Interests:spirituality, mental health, meditation, yoga, writing, horror especially Stephen King>looking for:Tall thin men, ages 30-39I get obsessed if you text me enough. After I get obsessed, I'll then want to text you all the time. If I really like you, expect at least hundreds of texts a day. I'm disabled due to schizophrenia and I don't work, so I have a ton of free time and want somebody to talk to. Hoping I can find someone that replies almost instantly to match my obsession.Spirituality is very important to me. I've had spiritual experiences with both God and Lucifer. it would be nice to find someone who appreciates it.I also would appreciate help making decisions. I really like it when the guy I'm obsessed with decides my stuff.>not looking forPeople who take forever to replyGuys trying to sleep with me right off the batFat peopleVirgins>contacttruly.obsessed_91846
>>33698569Luckily for you, you dodged a bullet. Don't want a delusional schizo ruining you with her issues.And when I said "I can't see you as a romantic partner", yeah, it sounds bad. But it doesn't mean I didn't like you. That's why I'm so mad that you didn't stop me when I tried to overdose after you provoked a bpd meltdown by being dismissive and blaming me non stop for not being able to reason.I don't need this type of dynamic in my life and so do you. Just be glad you dodged a bullet, like I did.
>>33698584>I tried to overdose after you provoked a bpd meltdown
>>33698584>you provoked a bpd meltdownif you really believe someone trying to explain a misunderstanding and sticking up for themself when they're being gaslit is provocation then okay, i provoked you
>asl 20/M/Midwest Americadiscord: Blank100k
>>33698186Nope she gave me plenty of reasons to leave her and i tried to make it work. After a bit she just told me to fuck off and that was that (not in those words tho)
>>33699068man, that sounds all too familiar
>>33632799the way this is the only remotely appealing male post in the entire thread and the fucking username doesn't even work....
it's nice to see so many different kinds of people post here
Anyone looking for an ugly, disgusting schizo bf?
>>33699068I'm just going to say, I'm going through rough family abuse, and if you two actually knew me, you'd at least understand it's impossible to try and think clearly when you're being mistreated, neglected, and even being physically hit. Which >33699598 knows, or at least should know.I honestly gave up on the idea of finding anyone who can tolerate me, so don't worry. I just hope you two can find better people and that I'm just a bad, past memory.
hi! gojira as well for the music, forgot to add it but lazy to edit.
>>33700779what type of men are you interested in?
>>33700785Drop your discord and find out.>>33700651Yes i know you were going through it when i was talking to you as well. You dont seem to have done anything to improve your situation. I tried my best to help i even offered to help you with moving and what not but i guess that wasnt good enough. I hope your brother is ok and you havnt poisoned him out of jealousy yet.
>>33700651>it's impossible to try and think clearlynigga... i TRIED to help you see things clearly over the last week and you just threw it back in my face - you did it when i readded you so we could patch things up and you're still doing it in this thread.>>33698489>rejected mewhile we're here...>A pervertfuck you for that; you steered the conversations in a sexual direction, not me.>pressuring for physical touchand fuck you for that too; i didn't pressure you to do shit, i always tried to make sure you were comfortable the entire time and never tried to get you to do anything you weren't okay with.>>33700651>or at least should knowi know, but being treated like shit by your family isn't an excuse for you to treat others like shit and then act like a fucking baby when they get tired of it.>>33700779>motorcyclesvery cool, what kind of bike do you like/have?
>>3370077925m You sound really amazing. I have the same interests as you do and I bet we could talk for hours about history and philosophy.Discord: bankgreen1
>>3370077926/M/Canada ESTmazanderan@proton.meemail me the lifts you're proud of and maybe we can talk shop about maxing out my homegym (i've got 600lbs in weights)
>>33700779I AM THE ONE YOU SEEK_powerlad_
>>33700651can you just unblock me so we can talk and fix this, please? if i meant anything to you, just try?
well, here goes nothing...33/M/US
>>33700779|v>>33653788?<3
>>33700792>>33702965>can we talk and fix this>fuck you for that, fuck you for that too, you act like a fucking babyNo, I think I'd rather stay alone. I won't keep answering this topic anymore. I'm sorry I caused you harm, I hope you can find someone better. You don't sound like the type of person who would do me good to have around, and seems like the same goes for you. I just harm you, you just harm me.Just focus on taking care of yourself. I guess I have to be alone even though I hate it.
30 F Crawley Experienced Domme here looking to a submissive kinky guy who's eager to fully commit into long term D/s relationship. i have lots of kinks to share. doesnt matter if you're inexperienced as long as you are trainable and willing to listen. PS : need to be aged 23 above only. I can send live selfie to verify that im real since lots of fake Dommes/Girls out here ! Kik : missitffanyyy
I'm looking for the perfect cis/trans woman.The pic on top describes all the sort of women and features I prefer.I'm looking for a woman who is obedient and would do nearly everything for me. Someone who is very masochistic but also isn't afraid to bully me from time to time.You have to either have no preferences or strong preferences for fat hairy short guys who are bald like me.As a NEET I'd hope to find a woman who provides for me financially although it's not a dealbreaker.I'm want a true connection a best friend but as a partner. Someone who enjoys art and music as much as me and also loves being critical of the media they consume. I'm a leftist so I vastly prefer other leftist women with the same perspective as me.I have extreme kinks. I will want to treat you like a slave in bed who doesn't say no. I will do quite disgusting and painful things to you if you let me. We can get into the details if u add me on discord.21+ onlyI know this seems like satire but it's not. I'm entirely serious and just being myself.Discord: fattysoulmate
I'm lesbian but cis women are mean to me, transgirls heavily preferred because they're nice and cute and we usually share interests. Just be into vagina I guess, but I'm okay with a strap if you solely bottom. Eggs are okay, I'll help you transition, just no men please. Tell me about stuff you like! I'm attracted to passion, nerdier the better. I'll talk your ear off too. Older is okay, I don't really care about that as long as you're a cute transgirl or will be. >If you like these we'll get alongCultist sim, World of Horror, WoD (wraith especially for big brain havers but I GM crossplat) Crossed, Warhammer fantasy and 40k (Imperium, nids, tzeentch, or sisters of battle is instantly hot), Alice Schach and the Magic Orchestra, you're passionate with any kind of creative work, entomology, wizard shit, people who smell bad>Not looking for BPD, people who don't wanna yap all day, pearl clutchers, sexual talk (maybe later)>Discord ko_pi_pe
>>33631210>>33633078>>33673281>>33699892a wizard and his minions
>>33707465top kek, thanks for the cool art anont. the wizard
>>33700779which province do you live in?
we are (unsynchronizedly) 18/spread across the earth, the weather, the elements and water; linked by none but miles of untattered brain circuitry soldered by words and spirit/0.93m & 0.93f>contact us if you're one or more of the following PLEASE: loves and needs lobsak. frutiger aero demon. any Introverted iNtuitive type. dutifully anchored to reality principle. post-modernist alterego. madotsuki yume nikki. idm terminal 11. has rabies. The scholar. vn writer. will draw for piles. will not add us. raw freshwater sardine eatergib discord/signal/matrix tag, we'll add you and you'll be the one who figures who of us is who. tonight, yesterday returns once more -- the things you've awkwardly repressed, let them surface from down the deturpated cloak of silence. win in order to are being the achieved gotten a The Prize . . . . . ....!carpenting todd is the prizepool
>>33673280swiftanddumb
me on the left, you on the rightDiscord: wildwildhorses
There are two ideal Significant Other threads? Is this the cool one where all the cool anons are posting?
>>33709780They are not identical. One is for yourself the other is for your ideal.People just now double up in both because bigger number = more chances
>>33709781i see now, very fun
discord: vendo1333
>>33629616Back on my bullshit again, I'm too bland for these. I gave it like 5 minutes trying to make something out of the template before giving up.>me22 male white, long hair and glasses6 feet tall portuguese guy slightly out of shapespend day listening to music, mostly stuff like mcr and pierce the veil among others, and playing vidya. Currently playing drg. Bored out of my life, don't have any goals for myself. Have a remote job so i am effectively always available for anything online. I don't really go outside much. Hoping for someone to fix me into fixing myself. I'm not hard to work with just struggle finding aspirations for my own success.>Yougirl, in europe. likes vidya and music or at least tolerates it enough to spend time with me either watching me play or listen to it with me. Be my friend before being my girlfriend type of relationship.That's it just looking for a girl who's simply happy to be with me and tolerate my autism, Building something out of nothing and having a family is all i could ask for.not that i expect to be flooded in responses but this is an alt fyi dc: chappychatterstock
discord: hieronymus21
>>33707465godlike KEK
I'm only interested in bio-females, I think this needs to be said to prevent future heartache for some dude. I've never used this template before so please let me know if I did something wrong or stupid. Sorry for not having a socially acceptable method of contact.
Discord is soliduswasright
>>33713589>voted most likely to have 50 negrobytes of cp
I'm a fat hairy NEET who wants a trans/cis woman who is a limitless slave to abuse and also to love unconditionally.I like women who are fucked in the head. Women who like to be misstreated to an extreme extent. I'll shit on you and order you to punch yourself if you'd let me. The one thing I don't enjoy is non-monogamy. I'm looking for something exclusive.I want someone who enjoys doing awful tasks for me. Someone obedient. A loser who will send me videos and/or voice messages of herself doing anything I tell her. (Obviously, I will respect your boundaries and limits. Consent is key.)I will fall in love with you if you play your cards right, and I will expect to develop a true and loving relationship with you. I just want to find the one person on this planet who fits with me. Y'know?Despite all these weird extreme kinks, I am a leftist. I know it's hypocritical as hell, and I wonder why I am like this, but maybe you could help me change that? In the end, I generally just wanna be accepted. So even if you can tolerate me but are not into the sexual stuff, i'd still love it if u added me!I love all types of bodies, but I do have some features that make me bark, which might sound weird to some.I love "swaybacks" they're so attractive. Also, anything saggy is an instant turn-on. Tall women are gorgeous.I love hormonal bellies, flat chests, and wide hips, I don't even care if the ass is big, but when the hips are wide, that's beautiful.21+ only. I don't mind if ur much older than me, but just make sure ur above 21.Discord: punchu2sleepPS. : Plus points if you are a sugar mommy or can financially support me.
>>33708400Discord: deeeoo.I look forward to you both, I don’t want one without the other
>>33715734Bad at reading, this is not me, this is what I'm looking for, sorry for the confusion
as it were since they are both in there also I don't really expect a great relation to start from here.
>>33716146I lack glasses and I recently shaved, but most of the time I have facial hair. discord is bluelockmid.
>>33716146techniclayer_97621, I'm down to trade pics since you care about looks.
>>3371614625m without glasses or facial hair, but I can grow beard if you wantDiscord: unlim86
>>33715893fattysoulmate. you will never find what you're looking for. changing your tag will not help you find anyone interested in your retarded fantasies. why the fuck would anyone want to take care of some fat autistic retard that abuses them? wake the fuck up
>>33672280>>33672315>its brainHIS brain>people like youGUYS like himfixed those typos for you king
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>>33715737post your template if you think you're better than others
>>33716737I already did you faggot I'm just better than you (I am a phoneposter). Also I drown in money and pussy daily and don't sext minors. Also, I don't think I'm better than others. On the contrary everyone in this thread except you is equal. It's like that novel where one boy suffers under the prosperous town. You should have known exactly which post was mine and thanked me for the privilege of having seen it, EDPoid.
Looking for biological women only, preferably white as well.I'm not particularly picky about anything else, but if you're fat we're both going to start working out until we reach the happy medium where I can throw you with relative ease.Discord: perambulatory_synapse
>>33717358>>33714737I don't have Discord. I have email. It's klymge@proton.me . That's not my real name.I don't have any online presence except 30 Flickr accounts I "took over" and keep as sleeper accounts for when I want to shitpost. The staff are aware of me and ban me on sight. It's really fucking funny & I'll tell you about it if you want.I love Imperial Japan. It is the greatest thing ever and it was just Japanese America. We were allies in WWI and we died together in WWII as equals. I used to be a neo-nazi but I didn't give a fuck about Jews or black people. I actually really respected the traumapilled deathmarch the Mossad went on to protect itself after WWII. I am not religious but I like the Imperial Japanese ideology. I think equal opportunity is the most important right of man and I hate discrimination. Nobody should have their sense of self-efficacy or potential limited. One of my Flickr accounts is https://flickr.com/crape . You can see what kind of thing I think is pretty on there. I spend most of my day drawing and trying not to self harm. The only thing I hate is cowardice. Anything else I will not kneejerk react to unless I am having a PTSD moment, and you likely won't ever see that kind of thing. Hence email. I am not a stable person. The only thing I can promise you is that I am not cruel. I will never gayop you and I expect that basic respect from you.
>>33716146glizzyslurper
>>33700779BaskegAdd me
>>33717384>I am not religious but I like the Imperial Japanese ideology. I think equal opportunity is the most important right of man and I hate discrimination.I don't want to make assumptions about how low your IQ is, but this is also known as being "developmentally delayed." Please don't tell me you read one (1) book and exactly one (1) essay by exactly one (1) post-war era Japanese author and came to this conclusion.
anyone who is kind and loving!! doesn't have bad intentions.. i guess for looks someone who is short and has big blue eyes! thats very cute.. also, mental illness is a must.. i don't wanna suffer alone >discordmartyrium101
>>33672315>>33672344>>33716466>>33673126You're all just evil bullies, you are not higher than me or better than me. One day you will all see.
>>33718383A bully is someone who makes light of a very obvious factor to put someone down. Thank you for this observation. I will try even harder next time.
>>33717124what in the actual fuck are you schizoposting about then?? did something in my original post trigger you? if it's because you're trans I'm sorry I'm just not interested in that, don't take it personally
>made post back in may leaving burner discord>got no response after a month so stopped checking>check it today and see a friend requestDo I dare add and message this person?
>>33719874Do it, they were probably just busy
>>33719874do it and post the results
>>33718388you're not making light you are extremely bothered in like a deep pathetic way
>>33718383>One day you will all seelmao
>>33720531Your observations are observed and ignored
Things are going pretty well with my Ideal Thread Bf. I'll move with him in a couple months and we'll enjoy the rest of our lives together omgggyes I have a womb and xx chromosomes
>>33720754I know a girl exactly like including the looks this but shes fucking retarded 70 iq
>>33629616Sorry anon, i don't have the patience to edit your template so have this instead>Enjoys running for hours>Likes climbing rocks and chases high places>Travels and spends time in nature more than it should>Tired of chaotic workspace>I'm a sandwich dispencer, occasinally a gummy bear dispencer>Tent is second home, sleeping bag is really cozy and warm
