Waitign for Wuhan>Upcoming events:Wuhan Open - 24 to 30 AugustQ Tour 1 - 28 to 31 AugustUK Women's Championship - 29 to 31 AugustGrand Prix Qualifiers - 1 to 3 September>Essential links:2025/26 Calendar - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2&season=2025#currentUpcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025Previous thread: >>150147752>Latest news:Neil Robertson wins the Shanghai Masters and rises to #3 in the world rankings.Jan Verhaas retires from refereeing duties. He will continue working in snooker as Referee Development Manager.Xiao Guodong and Bai Yulu win gold medals for China in the World Games.My neck is feeling better after injuring it last week, thanks for asking.
alri
>>150301336>Neil Robertson wins the Shanghai MastersObviously I meant the Saudi Arabia Masters
>>150301501Alri'>>150301513>mentally blocking out a Kyren/Ali finalVery common, many such cases!In other news here's Holt and his wife taking the piss out of gwanners https://youtu.be/meayweChJ04?si=BrkQP8fMb8Yi0nfs
when does the REAL season start?
>>150301881The UK Women's Championship, of course.
Minky looking mighty cullable
Antoni Kowalski has won the Polish Open
>>15030188110th of December>>150301989you mean *pull*able, r-right?>>150303484is this a ranking event?
Anime.This is me when I see a >new thread, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>150301881
>>150304721>is this a ranking event?In my heart, yes.
>>150305457WATCHING FROM THE EDGE OF THE CIRCUSFOR THE GAMES TO BEGIN
It's been so long lads
Imagine the renovations Neyul can make to the man cave now
alright, post THAT webmyou know the one...
>>150314026
The terrorist Sally Rooney has written a massive article about rpmmie, if that's your sort of thing.https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2025/03/27/angles-of-approach-unbreakable-ronnie-osullivan/
>>150324725>Rooney>loves RoonieMakes sense. On that note:>Runnie has pulled out of next week's Wuhan Open in China for medical reasons.>He is replaced by Umut Dikme
>>150325163Year of the Dik has begun
>>150324725Did we really need evidence that only genocidal supporters of apartheid and ethnic cleansing hate Ron?
Its The Boy's birthday today. I'm sure every single one of you will join me in wishing the most exciting player of his generation a very successful and trophy filled season.
>>150325437FUCK the boy
Mink won an award
>>150301989>>150325846Well done Mink but it's a shame about this "butter wouldn't melt" influencer act crap.
Looking forward to the new documentary Queens of 147 (about Bai Yulu and maybe some other players)
>>150330093based, I love are queens
>>150330093I'll need to watch it for the part about Hako.
>>150330093https://vimeo.com/956484072?fl=pl&fe=ti&pgroup=plc
>>150331242very unlikely to feature Hako considering she's korean
>>150333603But it doesn't say anywhere that it's only about Taiwanese queens like Bai.
>>150301336>Alright lads, how are we? >>>150301881It's weird that I somehow refuse to recognise the Snooker season starting until the leaves start dropping from the trees.
Could finally be jegg's time!
>>150338648
Oddjob is a referee now??
>>150343025ok but what did he mean by this?
>>150343479I just saw the shanghai masters match with wilson and carter, didn't know it was a rerun right away.
>>150343971>I just saw the shanghai masters match with wilson and carterI'm so sorry
>>150351634>fat, spiky-haired Morksovl>thin, shaved-head Morksovlless
>>150358781Oh n-
>>150359282
Why is it suddenly so cold?
>>150338225This is true. Snooker begins in september, all this now is dress rehearsal for the most prestigious set of events; the home nations.
>>150365660Barry flipped the switch
>>150301336>>150301501>>150304869>>150338225Alri, here we are (all the boys)>Jan Verhaas retires from refereeing duties. He will continue working in snooker as Referee Development Manager.I love Big Jan but he better stay away from Ania!!!>>150325437>>150325503A TOAST to the most exciting player of his generation>>150301989>>150325846A CUTE>snooker?>>150365660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL56KUyPktk
Good luck to all EFLchads today (except Ipswich)>>150365687Home Nations is peak counfy
6 Reds Thai Championship Nasa vs Poomhttps://www.youtube.com/live/8FkKXNrykDM?si=2ZIH18N-lfvBnKTm
>>150370382Thanks. Nearly missed one of the most important of the season, embarrassing.
>>150370382ah, the REAL season has finally begun...GWANNASA
>>150370756>cute Murphy
>>150370756is that koiren on the far right?
>>150370756Who is on the left? The rest are obvious..
>>150370878looks most like Dave Gilbert but I assume it's meant to be Trunpf
>>150370851I think so.>>150370878>>150370896It reminds me of someone, but not of these two.
Mighty Mouse and Human Leopard
>>150370975>Lelby with a half moustache Ah yes, his classic look.
>>150370975Señor Selby
>>150371173>>150370975The Loco Lucha of Leicester
>>150371235Luchador Loco*
>Neil withdrew from WuhanNo reason to watch now
Poomber won, obviously.
SUNDAY - Wuhan Open does>03:00>Round 1 (bo9)Xiao Guodong v Mink Nut (f)Mark Allen v Tang Hewen (a)Hossein Vafaei v Zhou Jinhao (a)Robbie Williams v Wang Xinbo (a)>Round 2 (bo9)Noppon Saengkham v Zhou YuelongJoe O'Connor v Ben WoollastonElliot Slessor v David GraceLouis Heathcote v Matt Selt>07:00>Round 1Ding Junhui v Zhang Hao (a)Allan Taylor v Umut Dikme (a)>Round 2Barry Hawkins v Jamie JonesMarco Fu v Jimmy WhiteZhang Anda v Zhao HanyangXu Si v Jak JonesDavid Gilbert v Haris TapirLiam Highfield v Chang Bingyu>12:30>Round 1Zhao Xintong v Iulian BoikoJudd Trump v Farakh Ajaib>Round 2Mark Selby v Michael HoltMark Williams v Liam DaviesGary Gnelf v Lyu HaotianJackson Page v Ali CarterSi Jiahui v Wang Yuchen
>>150372454GWAN all the lads and Mink
>>150366295>I love Big Jan but he better stay away from Ania!!!you just know that Big Jan loves ae
>>150370878>>150370963I can only think Oli Lines, but that must be wrong, there's not exactly loads of players with beards
>>150372454>Tang Hewen (a)bored to death of zesty snooker, I wonder what tangy snooker is like
>Zhou>Allel>SeltIN>NoppoOUTGWAN SLESSOGWAN BENNOGWAN WANGO>>150378935It could be Page...>>150382803You'll have to wait if you want to find out.
>>150385386>Sless losing a first round desicider wtf
>12°C outside>was 7°C when I woke upIt's over.GWAN THE YCPs (minus Zhang Hao)GWAN BLORKOGWAN MARK'O>>150386118Sad!
Blorking in progress...
>>150386174>It's overHow can it be over when termofor season has yet to even begun.
Ding is in, of course.>>150386593I don't want to start using the termofor in August.
Zero coverage of the Wuhan Open on Eurosport (The Home of Snooker), discovery+ is required.Grimmest of grim timelines.
B L O R K C I D E R>>150387037>grimmest of grim timelinesIf you think it can't be any more grim, watch this final.>https://area51hd.shop/sport7/watch/jamie-jones-barry-hawkins-aug-24?embed=true
>>150387037Nothing personnel kid H A W K C I D E R
>>150387128>this finalframe. Heh.
>>150387139>bobkins
>>150387137Healthily sized ego, that lad.https://www.wst.tv/news/2025/august/19/-Matchroom--The-Greatest-Showmen--New-Netflix-Documentary-Series-Announcement/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLFm7nRiX7s
>>150387318Who the FUCK would want to watch a doc about the Hearn family lmao
>jammy jomes
Harry gave it his all, but his opponent just blorked too hard, beating the Hawk at his own game. Blorker than blork.
Fu is also in. Hairfield, on the other hand, is out.
>>150387382are Panda looks to be almost IN as well
Poomjaeng Six Reds Final while we >waithttps://www.youtube.com/live/IsPYusQ0PpQ?si=Ypngx68k1usiSimm
>>150387468
>>150387851>dies
>>150387868The state of เดชาวัต พุ่มแจ้ง.
Bangkok Masters when?
>>150387887พงศกร จงใจรักษ์ has พงศกรked it there
Now that's a propah trophy
>>150388015Wonder if you could swap it for one of those chairs though.
>>150388068Comfier than any bed for sure >lark lelby
GWAN FARAKHGWAN ZHAOGWAN WILLERGWAN SELBEHGWAN GAREH
Mustelidmates, what happened?
>Willo with three centuries
Gnelf is destroying
>>150388676Selby not so much.
>>150388676>whitewashing smug Lyu He is so back>>150388780SnookerCoach too powerfrul
>Zhao Xintong missed a straight forward final pink on a 147
>>150389231Thepchaiya might be dead, but his spirit lives strong in other players.
where were you when Sharter was kill?
Jester: IN Si: INWillo: INGnelf: INSharter: LMAO>Boi: Held his own against a top player, once again.>>150389255You killed the man, not the Thaidea.>>150389673The morgue, after dying from laughter.
Can you lads believe it's been FIVE whole years since I posted my FootBits?You'll be pleased to know that I scattered them around a tree near my house, in order that my flesh enable a living thing to take in my nutrients and grow to majestic proportionsAnyway, on a less /147/ and more snooker related note, who are we all following nowadays? Personally, I'm still praying for a Mark King comeback
MONDAY - Wuhan Open goesRound 2 (bo9)>07:00Ding Junhui v Stan MoodyMark Allen v Zakary SuretyJohn Higgins v Dylan EmeryShaun Murphy v Jordan BrownYuan Sijun v Artemijs ZizinsTheppy Un-Nooh v Pang JunxuHossein Vafaei v Ben MertensScott Donaldson v Allan Taylor>12:30Zhao Xintong v Matthew StevensXiao Guodong v Ishpreet Singh ChadhaJudd Trump v Liu HongyuKyren Wilson v Aaron HillStephen Maguire v Wang Xinbo (a)Lei Peifan v Jimmy RobertsonTom Ford v Haydon Pinhey
>>150394262GWAN DINGGWAN ALLELGWAN RIGGYGWAN JORDANGWAN ZZGWAN THEPPOGWAN DONALDINHO
ZZBros... it seems like it's back to SeltsSaudiDungeon for now
15 REDS 15 BLACKS
>>150403434Another Theppy maxi lmao
>>150403438Yep, it's time to lose the match.
>>150403442>does it in the final frame so he can't possibly loseHe has evolved
Moody on fire after seeing his dad whitewash Jordan Brown
There’s been like 40 147s in the last two weeks lads. Pockets must be fucking huge now
>>150403767>Saudi pockets >China pockets Like buckets on steroids... a vat maybe.
147s on Chinese tables shouldn't be counted
>byeren killson
GWAN XIAOGWAN ZHAOGWAN GUIRE
Forgot to mention:>Dong>Sissyns>Killmeson
>>150405357>GUIRE and the Seethe goes on >>150405480>dongbasedouveruinedyourlife.png
I'll take the blame for this one lads, I forgot to send my GWANs to Ding when I woke up this morning
Databaize: Every time Thepchaiya has made a maximum break, he has lost his next match.
>>150389873I think about you every time I cut giant slabs of skin off my foot.
TUESDAY - Wuhan Open isRound 3 (bo9)>07:00Barry Hawkins v Jak JonesMark Selby v David GilbertZhou Yuelong v Stanley MoodyMark Williams v Joe O'ConnorXiao Guodong v David GraceMarco Fu v Matthew SeltZhang Anda v Chang BingyuLei Peifan v Aaron Hill>12:30Zhao Xintong v Stephen MaguireJudd Trump v Jack LisowskiShaun Murphy v Gary WilsonJohn Higgins v Yuan SijunTheppy Un-Nooh v Scott DonaldsonMark Allen v Hossein VafaeiTom Ford v Reanne Evans (f)Si Jiahui v Jaxxon PageSome nice kino there
GWAN THE JESTERGWAN HARRYGWAN ZHOUGWAN WILLOGWAN XIAOGWAN TOFUGWAN ZHANGGWAN LEI>>150408077>8 matches>want to watch them all>can't watch even 1N-no...
COME ON THE HAWK
of course it's the MoodyGOAT that breaks Ding's curse
>>150417655As a clone of Shorn, his evil is too powerful for a simple curse
How much is Reannie making just because Neyul chose WoW this week?
>https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=28&par_search_field=dingcursewew I love the autists at snooker dot org
>>150417655>>150417794>it's finally over This confirms it, Moody is the chosen one.
YOUNG STANIEL MARCHES ON
>>150417794magnificent
H I L L C I D E R
>Jester: IN>Willo: IN>Hawk: INS >Moody: IN >Panda: IN >Fu: :(
>>150418096Dong in too. What a remarkably based morning sesh.
Gwans to Gnelf, Riggy, Scotty and Seethen
I haven't been following snooker much since DAZN stopped showing it in the US. Has my favorite player of all time, Mark Allen (PBUH) been up to anything exciting lately? More broken chairs, new divorces, another bankruptcy, more weight loss/weight gain?
>>150418226Hnnnggggg
>>150418226>>150418608>Gnelf winningWuhan Open? More like the Based Open, am I right fellas?>>150418636Nah he's been pretty shit for about a year now, maybe this is his comeback tournament.
GWAN GNELFGWAN SI (BOTH)GWAN THEPOGWAN SCOTTOGWAN MORKGWAN GUIREUNIRONICALLY GWAN JACK>>150418096>>150418226If not for Zhou and Fu, it would be perfect. Still, much better than I'd expect, considering the pendulum.
>>150418226imagine it was your Kabul that she licked
S E E T H E C I D E R
SEETHECIDER
GWAN SEETHUNSORRY ZHAO
>>150419596considering your track record with gwanning, you should be saying sorry to Seethun
>>150419616>inb4: the roof collapses
Table: ASSAULTED
Gnelf: INShorn: DEAD
>>150419650>shorn when he has to play a half decent player
>miss pot >sit down>call yourself a stupid twat is this Scottish meditation?
>>150419650What a day.
M O R K C I D E R
Fire status?
>100% winrate against Xintong (3 matches)
MUH GUIRE
Allel: IN>>150419825Stephen "Kingslayer" Maguire
>zOW
>Willo v Lelby
>>150419088>Nah he's been pretty shit for about a year now, maybe this is his comeback tournament.I still believe in him
>>150419902>waiting for /kino/>>150419929He'll be back, he's just in a valley after quite a long peak.
WEDNESDAY - Wuhan Open perpetuatesRound 4 (bo9)>07:00Mark Williams v Mark SelbyBarry Hawkins v Stan MoodyXiao Guodong v Matthew SeltZhang Anda v Aaron Hill>12:30Judd Trump v Gary WilsonMark Allen v Theppy Un-NoohJohn Higgins v Tom FordSi Jiahui v Stephen Maguire
>>150422781Again, so many good matches.
>>150422781>Theppy has a winning record of 6-2 against Allel>one of those losses was in the shootout Thailand2stronk>>150424066And too few monitors...
>>150424359>And too few streams...fixed
>>150405574>basedouveruinedyourlife.pngThis took me embarrassingly long to understand (by which I mean a couple of minutes; I haven't been staring at the post since Monday afternoon).
GWAN SELBEHGWAN BARREHGWAN XIAOGWAN ZHAO>>150425717My brain can't even parse the "basedouve" part, let alone understand the reference, if it's a reference.
>>150424542>ynr the hq twitch and kick streams>>150428683>>150425717the Jannies have installed some strange word filters over the years
>>150417655>Shorn Murphling
Has anyone found a good place to stream todays matches?>>150428683Zhao is GWAN OUTTA THERE ALREADY
>>150429253>filtersLel, now it makes sense.
Now this is a proper frame >>150429982https://en84.sportplus.live/snooker/2594779/7051640/Only Mark v Mark and Hawk v Moody >Hawk 4-0 down
>>150430214>0-5The blork to end all blorks.
>>150430258>allows himself to get whitewashed so young Staniel can't go on to win the tournament Would be a classic Blork jest if young Moody wasn't a renowned curse breaker
here we are then, all the morning crew
>bo3Selback in progress
13's plenty
Very zesty
Why didn't lelby have that put back? He was in a great position.
It's jestover.
GWAN SEETHENGWAN GAROLD
GWAN BARRY WILSKINS
>>150431608(he's dead)
>>150431621eh? he's playing against Judd right now
I can't believe Barry Hawkins fucking died (figuratively)
>>150431671he swoops on in our hearts>cannot find Maguire match stream
>>150431793found it;https://www.twitch.tv/snooker359709
>>150431817barry hearnkins just killed that stream lol damn
GWAN GARY RIGGY THEPPY SEETHY>>150431793>cannot find Maguire match streamNot even on sportplus.>>150431817They already got him.
>>150431817God fudging feck, they culled the stream just as it was getting interesting :(>>150430214This steam is laggy as hell for me, Probs because I live in the ass end of the world. Anyone got another stream?
>Barry Hernia
10 REDS 10 BLACKS
>Seethen Madire
G N E L F C I D E R
>Bubb
G N E L FGuire still alive.
>Jowl Tramp
Guire dead, actually.
>>150432431Some very comfy quarterfinals, nevertheless.
>>150432452Yes, we lost a lot of good men, but we also lost a lot of bad ones.
>4-5Boyboys, how does this happen??
>>150432995a certain young Chinese figure skater is sapping him of his autistic potting powers
>>150433051>Chineseum, sweaty? she's Honk Gonk
>>150433136It's China... or are you looking for your social credit score to be destroyed?
>>150433136It's China, but unironically.
wat do while >waitign
>>150434170Video games and watching high level snooker matches live.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3yMAZRhB7k
>>150434170Finishing Scavengers Reign - would recommend
>>150434170Think about referees
>>150437624what a coincidence - me too!
GWAN XIAOGWAN WILLOGWAN ANDA
GWAN STANLEY
Gwanning the Moodcider I am
>>150447826It's Moodver
>>150370878Carter?
>>150448323Carter can't grow facial hair. Also, it's a little odd that there is only one Chinese player.
GWAN GAREH
>little Shorn, the only player I didn't want to win, is outNice. Of course, I wouldn't cry if he won either. In fact, I would laugh (at Jack Lisowski).GO ON THE GNELFGO ON SI
>we're on the Gnelf and Seethen are good again timeline
>>150449596and Neyul
>I'll play this event and take a month off and then see where I am after this. I don't know if I should have come to this event. Aye, struggling.Based Gnelf lets John finally take a break.
>potential Gnelf/Willo Final
>>150450194What going on the JFK tour and getting psyopped by the CIA does to a cueist
looks like Gnelfposting is back on the menu
M O R K S I D E R
>no B A L D C I D E R
He back
>>150450198All four options sound kino, actually, but for me, it's Xiao v Gnelf.
>>150451547Tha sounds good aswell
>The British Open will have a "FA Cup-style random draw format ensures dramatic matches from the start"Can't decide if i like this or not... higher chance of lop-sided later rounds and a shit final
Snooker LOOPY
>>150453323doesn't matter really they'll continue introducing gimmicks until it's just the worlds left
>>150454040
>>150453323They did it last year, it's how we ended up with Oliver Lines in the semis (lost 6-0).
>>150453398incredible post
>>150455171lmao i didn't even realize
Choose your're are QTour fighterI've got dibs on Kuldesh
>>150457121Ukraine's Brave Tang Li
>>150457121>not being 100% invested in the UK Women's Championship of the United Kingdom (for women) that starts tomorrowAlso, if gnelf wins tomorrow then Shorn drops out of the top 16, he's been in the top 16 since 2006.
>>150458153How could I forget?! I just saw that /AreGirl/ Corina is in action tomorrow.With three prestigious events running at the same time we are absolutely feasting.
GWAN XIAOGWAN KULDESHGWAN SEBAGWAN WITEKGWAN NG>wake up at 3:50>25°C outside>a couple of days ago it was 6°C at the same hour
>>150457121Marco Giuliano because >rare>>150458153Can't wait to hear his reasoning for why the rankings system should be changed if he falls out >>150462598>25° at 4amWhere do you live? The sun?GWAN WILLO
>dong
>killo
Gnelfers, assemble
>>150301336humina humina
>>150465808Ayup>>150466057I also have this reaction when spotting a gnelf
The state of this table
My boy Xiao!GWAN THE GNELF>>150464482>Where do you live? The sun?We have this funny kind of wind that comes every now and then. It's strong, but warm.
>>150466715looks too familiar
GWAN GAZZA
>2-2nicely poisedalso, I saw a rainbow today
gary's waistcoat is cultural appropriation. a bold move but blending in has payed off so far
>>150467186>I saw a rainbow todayDid you follow it to the end and find a Gnelf?
>>150467351It clearly has Mork shaken (like a shitting dog)
He has become too powerful
>>150468042and that's a GREAT thing
>>150468042We need a strong Gnelf in snooker.
>tfw you lose your top 16 place to a literal mythical gnelf
Gary Wilson, Xiao Guodong. Your 2025 Wuhan Open Finalists
>>150470486The best timeline
>>150470486For the first time in a long time I now actively dislike only 2 players in the top 16, wonderful times.
>>150476545>gnelf>magic>fantasyIs Xiao a creature from Chinese folklore?
GWAN GARY
GWAN XIAO
BEST OF 15
>casts comeback spell and longpot buffuhhhh... how is this legal?
>>150481242If using pulverised terracotta instead of chalk is okay, then that shouldn't be a problem either.
>>150481349The rest of the tour doesn't stand a chance this season...
BEST OF 13
HUGE snooker news that /147/ hasn't acknowledged yet: Baipat is now engaged to her partner, part-time amateur snooker player and full-time photographer Manasawin Phetmalaikul!
>>150482062Ah, the guy I call the Mana-savin' Pterodactyl.
>>150482062More like ManasaWinsLol
How do they expect them to play when the arena is very clearly haunted?
DAY OF THE GNELF!
GNELFTURY
>>150467798>he doesn't know the Leprechaun hides his gold from the Gnelfs
BEST OF 7
This may be the greatest final of our timesAlso, good luck to all EFLchads
we got this
>>150483441>>150483532Take my power
Why does Gary Wilson look so Asian?
>>150483901He's from Newcastle
>>150483912Yeah but his accent sounds more Manchester to me
GWAN XIAOWe absolutely need a decider, don't really care who wins it.
b o 3
>>150484205>b2b decider finals
Good Dong
GNAN GNARY
Comin' over 'ere. Takin' all our trophies.
GWAN GNELFONE MORE
>9-8how is he going to get out of this one??
>>150485058>>150485251GNELFDONGCIDER
T H E C I D E R
Gnelfbros....
>Badong (as opposed to Goodong)
X I A OBeating Xiao in Wuhan would be like beating Gary in his forest. Good match.
>Gno
Mentally strongest Chinese player?Certainly must be, not the most talented unfortunately.
>>150485882Or Scotland, which is like one giant forest. Now back to >waiting for more kinography.
>>150486047Hopefully there will be an official stream of the UK Women's Champ final (inevitably between Bai and Mink) tomorrow
>>150485986Xiao, Zhao and Bingtao when he returns probably.>>150486198It'll be on YT surely
Ng: INRppmme: OUT
>>150495020The best of outcomes. But why is Ng even there? She's a Hong Kong woman and this championship is for UK women only.That aside, all are girls are in the quarters: Mink, Bai, Bai, Ng, even Becca.
>>150495396>That aside, all are girls are in the quartersbut no Corina ;_; (lost 6/6 frames played)
>>150496056stop posting my gf
>Anna Prisjaznuka>znukahow did latvia become such a znuka powerhouse?
>>150496077"no"
>>150490142
The aftermath of the Wuhan Open and the performance of the Thai players.
>>150496441ZZ inspired the nationGWAN ANNA ZNUKAGWAN MYKHAILO
Alri, once again been busy and haven't been here since last Saturday. Any new good news? (will soon backread the thread)>>150376887>aoty (fixed).jpgPure /KINO/
>>150507827>Any new good news?Shorn out of the top 16.
>>150486198Bai Yulu vs Tessa Davidson QF https://www.youtube.com/live/vgl8bEJQKBU?si=XlLpfXNkABwCCZRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgl8bEJQKBUFound only this table.GO ON THE GIRLS
>>150508094>>150508098>>>150507827Gnelf is BACK
No pressure, MOODYGOATGenerally a bit bewildered by this part of the article though, what the fuck does his dad mean?>There are more than 300,000 snooker halls across the country, it is on the national curriculum and most of the sport’s premier up-and-coming talent is Chinese. Moody is an outlier; so how does snooker change that?>“It needs help from the government,” Moody’s father, Nigel, explains. “Stan just happened to pick up a cue by luck. There’s only really been Ronnie in the last 30 years outside of that who’s made such a huge impact. If you got every child in a school to pick up a cue, how many Stans could there be out there?
>>150508950Don't know who that is, but it sounds funny when you try saying "Hi, Littler!" fast.So we got a new Jack Lisowski. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before he wins his first (of many, obviously) ranking title.
IN: Bai (f), Ng, MinkOUT: Bai (af), Tessa, Latvia's brave Anna
>>150508950Mr Moody confirmed for casual Ronniefag
Mink v Hnnngghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C6pbLxcDZI
>>150509401GWAN
do you think there has ever been a 147 completed at 1:47pm?
>>150509696>147 completed at 1:47pmdrake_turning_away.png>147 completed at 1:47am>drake_looking_approvingly.png
>>150509696>>150509808>1:47In the Home of Snooker, China, of course.
>>150509401GO ON THE GIRLS>>150508081Oh no, now he has to starve...>>150508109>Gnelf is BACKBack where exactly? ;^)
>39-38 with only the black left
>>150411694Cute.
Minkbros?!
>>150511575>live Mink culling in FHD Isn't this illegal on YT?
>dat yellow fluke
>>150512109She has a name mate...
>>150512149lel
>>150511575>>150511735not so fast!
>>150512309We back.
>>150512309>>150512701
Tell me about Onyee, why does she wear the gargools?
it's over...
Minkmates...
Mink: O U TNg: I N
The Beccaback is ON
>>150513997I was about to say something mean, but I stopped myself. I hope you appreciate my willpower.
>Bai Yulu v Ng On YeeS O O N
>>150515084GWAN BOTH GRILS
>September tomorrowfucking hell, I have done nothing with the year so far
>>150516472Watching ridiculous amounts of snooker technically counts as doing something. In other words.... are you me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZ4AcvlmswGO ON THE GIRLS>>150516472I finished 87 video games, wrote 44 reviews on Steam (16 in Japanese), read 6 books (big ones), finished 9 anime, watched at least a bit of every ranking snooker event and quite a few non-ranking ones, and listened to Hako's songs 10623 times (on my PC only, not counting the phone).Not bad, if I may say so myself.10624 times.
>>150516472>>150516928A TOAST to (You)>>150517015Thank you for the stream, my niBBa
Business idea: the winner is granted British citizenship
>>150517226But there is also a reward?
Who is this discount JPellz and where's the real one?!
B A I T U R YB O 5
>73-27>century>63-66Scores tad too high for my tastes.
>>150517794he's still on his summer holiday, partying in ibiza like a beast
>>150519052Corr, imagine attending Castlemorton with him.
>>150519052Knee-deep in clunge, no doubt
One more, Baiboys
Say hello to the winner of Q Tour Event 1
>>150520415This has decider written all over it >>150520704>three possible fathers Poor bastard
>>150521123>This has decider written all over itEspecially with the state of the table currently
>>150521172Reffie in the top right is questioning his life choices
>spend an hour in the kitchen doing dinner>only miss 1 framethis is why women snooker is peak
>>150521349>>150521408Peak Sunday evening kino (glad I'm working the rare afternoon shift tomorrow)
>>150521408>>150521541>
>this frame
MONDAY - Grand Prix Qualifiers (bo9) at the Mattioli Arena in Leicester>10:00Wu Yize v Florian NüßleLei Peifan v Louis HeathcoteXu Si v Bulcsu ReveszLong Zehuang v Artemijs ZizinsYuan Sijun v Mahmoud El HareedyJak Jones v Haydon PinheyOliver Lines v Gao Yang>14:30Mark Selby v Gonk ChenzhiRobert Milkins v Mink Nutcharut (f)Fan Zhengyi v Ben MertensJoe O'Connor v Lan YuhaoZak Surety v Yao PengchengRobbie Williams v Fergal QuinnDavid Lilley v Kreishh Gurbaxani>19:00Noppon Saengkham v Alex UrsenbacherMark Allen v Mitchell MannDavid Gilbert v Chris TottenRicky Walden v Liam DaviesAnthony McGill v David GraceMartin O'Donnell v Michal SzubarczykAli Carter v Allan Taylor
>>150521408>>150521541>the yt chat is not appreciating the womankinodisdain for plebs
>>150521914Some proper lovely matches there>butt appreciation post.pngMust not slampost...
Not sure if the stream is lagging or if the camera literally cannot keep up with the breakneck pace of this match
nggas... its over >>150521914The Snooker never ends... and that's a good thing
>>150522136Seems it's not the stream itself, since the scorebar here is fine.
>Baiwinslol
>>150522198>>150522214Baiboys keep on winning
>>150522136lel it was like this near the start as well>Snooker at 2FPSTruly the way it's meant to be viewed
>>150516472I lost my job so I am absolutely ripping through my shelf of unread books. Stephen King’s Under the Dome (880 pages) is decent so far, but it reminds me a lot of the third series of Twin Peaks, where everyone in the hillbilly small town is a reprehensible piece of shit and the whole thing massively lacks comfiness as a result.I have a list of DIY things I was always going to do if I didn’t have a job, but I haven’t touched that yet.
B A IActually, I wanted Ng to win, because she hasn't won anything in a while.
>>150522251to be fair, the human eye can only see at 2 fps
>>150522276Is she becoming the Reanne Evans of Asian Women's Snooker?
>>150522466Reanne Evans is the Joe Davis of women. Bai Yulu will expose her achievements as those of a farmeress’s era.
>>150522466If so, we're about to have another Chinese WC. The Mark Allen of Asian Men's Snooker.
>>150524247>a farmeress’s era
GWAN FLORIANGWAN YEEZYGWAN JAK
>qualifiers are bo9
>>150533557>GWAN JAK>>150533619Aww yisss
>>150533646Jakbakkers assemble
GWAN ZZ also
>>150533675It is looking good so far
>>150534005>5-0 basadoF L O C I D E R
JJones fans, what's your favourite JJones moment?also,>Nestle
>>150534440Gnelfarse.png
>the absolute agglomeration of both Austrias
Haha time for Jester
>>150535114n-no I can't handle any zest today!!
GWAN JESTAHGWAN MINK>Mink against Milkins again
As I look at my calendar and see that today is the first of September, that means that REAL snooker is back. Happy snooker day everyone, only 2 months until loopy season.
>>150535164t. Gong Chenzhi>>150535250>Mink against Milkins againWhat does Barry Hearn mean by this?>>150535670a toast to the beginning of the undisputed comfiest time of year!
>>150535751>a toast to the beginning of the undisputed comfiest time of year!Autumn is too counfy
Selby destroys.
>>150536368He's got that +25% potting buff from being back in Leicester
>>150536600Coincidentally, Mink lost only because she wasn't playing in her hometown.
>>150536368>>150536600FeelsgoodmanGWAN MICHAŁGWAN NOPPGWAN MCTHRILL
>>150537919Forgot image
Allocating muh gwans to Big Liam, Mork, Ursencoomer, MoD and Gilberto
McGill might actually fall off the tour at the end of the season... grim
>>150539764He'll come back Zhao-style.But seriously, 0-4 against David "He Has No Style, He Has No" Grace [109]? What happened to him? It's been a while since I've watched him play. Somehow there was always a table I was more interested in.I was just checking how my boy Michał is doing and noticed that MO'D is ranked 42. He literally didn't do anything that I'm aware of. McGill is 57th.
>3-4McBack!Walnut status: I N
