booba edition
https://www.tiktok.com/@tourplayer/video/7267697398309244202
>>150301570Tits that could choke an elephant
>>150301582>>150301605gotta get fans at the raider games somehow
not sure if porto can be trusted today after last season. they struggled to get a 3 point result against many of the tin pot teams while on the road last year. the last time porto lost their season opening game was in 2019 against gil vincente, 2-1, and they lost their last visit to gil vincente 3-1. porto is currently winless in 2 matches at gil vincente. line is probably moved down massively by having 99% of the money on them because there are not many games on today.
>>150302575>and they lost their last visit to gil vincente 3-1You mean the game where they scored and the ref var'd their goal and gave a penalty to shit vicente instead?
>>150301570what is this bimbos name theres no way she doesn't post pics on the internet for attention
blue jays @ 1.95blue jays +1.5 @ 1.44 (if the blue jays only lose by one you still win)we will be betting on the books dog for this game, and you are betting against one of the best pitchers in baseball, could be risky. the main problem here is the pirates offense is very weak, and they dont score many runs when paul skenes is on the mound. with the over under line at 7.0, vegas seems to think this might be a bit of a pitchers duel. gausman is not on skenes level by any means, but he has only allowed 2 runs or fewer 4/5 past starts, all 5 starts at least 6 innings, 3 of them he went a full 7.0. guy is in a bit of a groove right now. those werent bad teams he was playing either, those were quality starts against the cubs, tigers, and yankees. this will very likely be a close game, the pirates are in the top 3 of most one run games played this season, and they have a losing record at 22-27 in them. the blue jays are 21-14 in 1 run games and tied with the dodgers for most come from behind victories this season at 39, even if skenes shuts them down, the pitates bullpen will have their work cut out for them. blue jays are one of only 5 teams in the majors with a winning record as the books dog this season on the road. blue jays 47-17 ats as the books dog, not many teams easily put away the blue jays.
Enough money came in on Sinner to actually put his closing line @1.4 so guess I was kind of right with my prediction.
Sinner retired in the first set after being down 5-0. Said he tried but obviously couldn't continue playing like that. Apparently he was looking rough in a warmup but didn't really pay much attention to it because I've seen this being claimed in all sorts of other situation before. Definitely didn't look like that against Atmane.
>>150303817Alcaraz bettors seething right now. Superbet pays if your player wins any set 6-0, regardless of the result. Now it's obviously a void
>>150303944I'd be mad as fuck if I took Alcaraz for sure. I think in the future in these finals I will just take the player whose odds are too long because the amount of people I've seen claim that Sinner will easily win Cincinnati without a doubt is way too high. Always need to fade these claims. That's part of why I went with Sinner at Wimbledon because there was too much talk about Alcaraz getting his third trophy.
>>150302575Think you have to look further than just statistic based predictions. Porto has 5 new starters that arrived this summer. They got rid of the dead wood, especially that loser fabio vieira. Besides this team has the special ability of having a very loyal fanbase who travels with the team at literally every game, that's why you can only hear Porto chants, wherever it's a gil vicente or even away at teams like guimaraes. They've been shit last year, that's true, this season they look like a proper unit. I'd say keep an eye on them in the future. And now that i wrote this and i praised i'll 100% rekt my bankroll on them one time this season
>>150304063>I think in the future in these finals I will just take the player whose odds are too longI was thinking the same. In hindsight the value was on alcaraz, if they gave him 2.70; if these two play for the next 15 years, the odds should be even every time. If one is a massive favourite, it's probably value on the other.
>>150304167thats exactely why I bet on him today.
>>150304167Maybe not exactly even but yes. I honestly thought Sinner would win this time but didn't like the odds so I stayed away. Not like it would have mattered because every type of bet would have been pushed anyway but still.
>>150302800I think it's Allegra Cole
>>150296644Picks aside from Zhu are looking pretty good so far. Making a last minute addition: Rakhimova to win a set against Bouzas Maneiro @1.55 in Monterrey. Match starts in about 20 minutes.
>>150301570somebody post the webm/mp4
Thoughts for this week>Club Brugge to advance over Rangers @1.40>same with Red Star Belgrade v Pafos @1.50Brugge seems like a very well drilled team with a clear plan when attacking. Rangers are not at their level imo. And while i saw Pafos last year when they beat our bums CFR 3-0 and thought they're very good, Zvezda is in my 'humble' opinion the best team in eastern europe. Not very useful, i know, cause no one's gonna tail this to wait 1 week, but still posted them as predictions
On friday a game i like is Chelsea to beat West Ham away @1.73
>>150303817That was clearly staged by the bet mafia
>>150305013based
If there's one game where the over is likely to hit>Inter Miami v Tigres 5+ @4.10
Ok, the truth is i've set the model to highlight games that are capable of having 5+ goals, so they're not exactly *my* picks:>Al Nassr v Al ittihad over 4.5 @3.25Is there value in that? Absolutely not
>>150296644>>1503048584 wins and 2 losses. Tararudee had a mindblowing throw in the third set from 5-2 losing 5 games in a row to lose 5-7. Wasted 3 match points. Zhu was so terrible I wonder if she's injured or something. Hard to tell with these Chinese players since they love playing even if they're not fully fit. Particularly proud of the Fett call. This is like the 3rd time in a row I get Fett as an underdog and she wins. No clue why she's always the clear underdog against players like Garland or Snigur. Harris started dominating after losing the first set. Kovacevic won 2 tiebreaks in a row and Rahimova didn't just win a set but the whole match 2-0. Posting picks for tomorrow in a bit.
>>150303944Depends on the bookie. Fanduel paid out Alcaraz bets while voiding Sinner bets.
>>150306461Arnaldi to beat Van de Zandschulp @1.7Shimizu to beat Shimabukuro @2.2Diatchenko to beat Stefanini @2.3Kudermetova to beat Lys @3.5
yamamoto coming off quite a difficult road outing, and one of his worst starts to the season. 5 walks and 6 earned runs in 4.2 innings, he threw 99 pitches not even half way through the game before he was pulled. i expect a bounce back game for him here. he has already pitched against the rockies in coors field earlier in this season, june 25, 5.0 IP, 0ER, 1H, 1BB, 6K. the game was stopped due to a rain delay and he didnt go back out when the game restarted. yamamoto starting today after 6 days of rest, and the dodgers leaned on the bullpen quite heavily over the weekend. i dont expect yamamoto to be on a short leash, im expecting a yamamoto quality start tonight.yamamoto over 17.5 outs @ 1.71
1-5 horse just got owned by an 83-1 longshot. I lost some money.
Cooked this up. 4 goals in nassr - ittihad, then brugge zvezda first legs. Miami tigres 3+. Then besiktas and fcsb to advance. Chelsea on friday night. On saturday: zenit, marseille, sporting, patheti. Sunday: ajax, porco, galata. And then next week the second leg for the 4 european ties. Looking like a lock desu
>>150307004bit of a rough third inning but he recovered and retired 12 straight to complete 6.0 innings and pick up the quality start.
Rough day at the races. Down $30.
>>150308881>$100 on a 1.30 place>doneanyway i don't bet on monday and tuesday horsies
*deposits my $200 again*let's shorten my lifespan another week from the stress
sramkova 1.10kovackova 1.15hon 1.25timofeeva 1.30ito 1.30jovic 1.75korneeva 1.80parks 2.50 (very very very unsure)p. kudermetova 3.30
>>150305013watermelon truck just arrive
>>150311113bad start but ending the night at 244.80 + 3.76 on tennis
Robbed
>>150305013dear god, this turns me on a lot, she fully accepted to be a whore, she actually respect herself. any men should be allowed to fuck her on the spot, that's what she asks.
>>150314844She looks handicapped
>>150314887>Giant juicy tits>handicapped Gyppo logic
real madrid ht/ft @ 1.66
>>150314827Deserved lose more retarded gyppoKarma for insulting her >>150314887
>>150301570Everyone mentioning her tits but can we look at that juicy big fatass
Good curves tooYou can fuck that all day
update exploit guy?I hope you beat the system.
>>150306929Usually don't bother with mixed doubles but I'm going with Collins/Harris to beat Bencic/Zverev later because I doubt that Zverev has fully recovered yet. He looked pretty rough against Alcaraz and I doubt he's going to waste too much energy on a meaningless event like this one.
>>150316256Quick 2-0 for Collins/Harris. First set was a 4-0 even. 4-0 and not 6-0 because they're playing this event with fast 4 rules but not like this made a difference here. No clue why Zverev even showed up to play this or why Collins/Harris were the underdogs when Zverev clearly wasn't fit.
Ever since superbet introduced the big stakes category i realised literally everybody is a god awful bettor. It's exactly what the leaf said in that post that low odds give a false sense of security. Everybody is betting no value. For example, 3.000 euros on a team to score at odds 1.17 ; and everybody is betting the big favourites that i was betting. Saw a guy 9000 ron on real madrid to win @1.24; saw another guy 5000 ron on real madrid to score 2 goals @1.29 . Others just make 6-leg accas for 2000 ron (400 euros) with the same favourites: levante v barcelona away win at 1.32 , milan 1.32 v cremonese etc etc
>>150317914They are bots dumbass
>>150317534One more play I'm adding for tonight: Pavlyuchenkova to beat Ruzic @1.6
Once Caldas line looks weird to me. Man up +350. There always dogs and do well too
>>150317914>the flag>the post
>>150318801but they dont really need to win. thats always tricky.Also the weather conditions are awful.
>>150318843Good point. Especially with SA teams Perfect shithouse opportunity
Svrcina just lost as a @1.4 favourite in the USO qualification. Such an obvious loss. He even won the first set and then ran out of gas. Insanely little turnover time from the long Cancun final he managed to barely not choke away. Should have trusted my gut and gone for it. Only reason I hesitated is that I wasn't too familar with his opponent's hard court game. Definitely not going to shy away from a match fatigue fade with these less experienced players again.
>>150318814Can't you learn from mistakes?
>>150318875welp, I was wrong.
>>150319413I retract my agreeance
Lions or Vikings division winner?
>>150311615wonwonwonlostwondelayedlostwon easilylost
>>150319587lions cause theyll have a defense
i dont think the dodgers put the rockies away as easily as the moneyline implies. might be better off taking the rockies +4.5 @ 1.45 for similar odds, or even +3.5 @ 1.66. in their past 10 games the dodgers have only cleared the -3.5 line 3 times. the rockies have only lost by 4+ runs 3 times in their past 10 games too. dodgers 7,8,9 batters pretty bad, and smith with only 5 hits in 38 at bats in august (.132 avg). dodgers offense not firing on all cylinders, and the rockies are not playing that badly right now. dodgers moneyline is playing with fire.
>>150318350Great effort. Basically just gave up after losing a close first set. Guess I need to be more careful with favourites in particular in these smaller tournaments leading up to slams. 2 wins and 4 losses in total today. Only things that worked were Shimizu and Collins/Harris. Everything else failed miserable. Arnaldi in particular keeps shitting the bed every time I pick him. Will probably have to start staying away from him more often.Picks for tomorrow:Wu to beat van Assche @1.4Pridankina to beat Shibahara @2.3
>we'll match your next deposit up to $10>deposit 10>withdraw 10free $10 bonus to blow
>>150319964you are not very good at baseball. when does curling season start?
I betted on Copenhagen
sex
2.00s are pretty sexy imo
yolo your profit amirite that's how it's properly and safely done
huge fumble but we recovered a good amount
and recovered + profithad 362, crashed back to 200 now at 386.
and back to 200. try again tomorrow.
>>150321827Our bookie would cancel your bonus if you'd attempt to withdraw
>>150324535Sorry b. Maybe if you secure a nice little profit for the day lower the stakes for the last bets
After betting on thousands of individual games in all sports I think the most consistently mispriced are soccer o/u in games when both teams have bad offense and defenses. Feel like the unders always hit. Whatever algo they use way too linear and sucks for bad teams
>>150322132i bet on the dodgers moneyline and posted here to reverse jinx it
>>150319964You need to stop basing all your bets on obvious public material that the handicappers all have. Need some insider shit like one of the players having a blister or something
>>150327593Soccer is a bong dog shitEuropoor continent is not profitable and will never be more profitable and make more money for regular peopleUSA is the king and will remain as such. US sports will always make more money and produce more money for peoplehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenueI love my amerifats
>>150327675make sure you bitch to the ufc anon who is typing out paragraphs to go 4/8 too.
>>150327693I mean't the betting lines are off but I also agree
>>150327593I found out a way to make moneyBet on horses favorites but always to not winIts literally free moneyIm recovering all my loss with thisIts like 1.3 for a favorite horse to lose agaisnt another 8 horses
>>150328934Really does that work?
Bruh what the hell
>>150329384division 3 is something else
I posted about a weird line in the Ecuador Cup that I thought was fixed the other day and it hit and there's another one.Club 9 de Octubre (2nd Division) is +125 ML against Tecnico Universitaro from the top league. Tecnico constantly holds teams to 0 points and Club Octubre constantly lose 1-0 in the 2nd division.+125 and them scoring makes zero sense so I think this ones fixed for Octubre to win
>>150329459Also over 2.5 is +120 when the favorite Octubre hasn't scored or allowed more than 1 goal in the last 7! games in a lower division than tecnico. Its looking like its fixed 2-1 to me
>>150320411Looks like no play is happening anymore today at the US Open due to rain. Going to have to wait until tomorrow for these 2. Adding one more pick for tonight: Rakhimova to win a set against Shnaider @1.6 in Monterrey. Match should start in about an hour.
>>150329178Yes but you need to know when a horse its far better than the peers,mostly the odds for a favorite go to a hyped horse or a horse thata won the last race
>>150327839ufc anon always bets dogs tho. winning half is ok when your betting dogs. your writing a thousand words and losing more than half baseball coin flips
>>150329459>>150329471Lol. This was an awful line and I made an entire conspiracy theory because it was so obvious it was going to be 0-0. Fuck me lesson learned
>>150330659can't win them all bro sometimes you gotta hammer a fishy line
>>150329611Rakhimova should have won the first set. Now it's going to end 2-0 for Shnaider. Great choke.
If you need to provide a list of reasons why ur X is going to win that means ur coping and going to lose
WNBA SGP ParlayPaige 20 PRA+Plum 20PRA+Hamby 20PRA+
>>150305013Are those natural?Decent odds for over goals in Miami/Tigres and Orlando/Toluca in an hour
I wonned all my bets today :)
>>150301570
Day 5 since the event. I'm limited and got a survey from the book making me admit to being a gambling addict. Nothing else. Still not banned
>>150333047theres a chance theyll put you on the addict exclusion list that bans you statewide but otherwise looks like your in the clear.
>>150333744I hope so desu. Involuntary exclusion would be epic. Gambling is hell
>>150327371usually that's what i do but i wanted to go full yolo and see what happens. worked pretty well but i'll go back to my usual way.
neds finally gave me a deposit offer so i put 200 on that toogonna wait and blow the bonus on at least a 4.00
UFC Shanghai Saturday 8/23Shitty card. Starts super early Saturday morning for Americans, something like 3am eastern time. Might wake up for the main card around 6>Mingyang wins round 1 -180 Walker has no chin and Mingyang is a first round machine. I'd take this at anything better than -300>Sterling by DEC +110 vs OrtegaI think Ortega is washed but don't see Sterling putting him away. Often times two grapplers fighting ends up being a low quality standup fight. I like Sterling to land more and mix in a takedown or two to get a boring decision win. >Waldo +185 vs PavlovichPavlovich has great power, but his price tag is too high. Waldo is a good athlete and good at avoiding damage. Uses the same gameplan he used against Despaigne and wins a decision or late GnP finish>Sumudaerji -165 vs BorjasI like the length and striking of Sumudaerji, plus he's Chinese and will get the benefit of a close decision if it goes the distance. >Nueraji by SUB +500 vs CrosbieCrosbie is one of the worst fighters on the roster. Has no BJJ. Matchmakers are trying to get Nueraji a finish at home in his first UFC fight. I think KO is more likely, SUB is best value though. >Johnson +170 vs KavanaughTheme of this summer in UFC has been 35+ fighters winning as dogs against younger prospects. Add one more to the list. Johnson weathers an early storm and wins on the cards. >Wilson vs Yizha under 1.5 rounds -190Wilson's last 14 fights have ended inside the first round. He's the least durable fighter on the roster. Gets KO'd or subbed quick. >Pereira KO round 1 +440 vs DaukasDaukas got cut after being finished twice in a row. Making his return against a much better, more dangerous fighter who needs a win. Pereira sparks him early
>>150333047And you can still do that?
>>150331348so you get upset when people post and then you wonder why nobody posts here for days when all you do is seethe? lol
>>150336265If you can't give one concrete answer why they win and need like 20 maybes they ain't winnin
>>150336284look theres the anon giving you 20 maybes above
looking like i might end the night down. been months since that happened.
Got drunk last night. Made 3k gambling. Sent a message to an Asian girl on hinge and she liked it. Destroyed my keyboard at some point. 2/3
>>150337576Will never understand anons’ obsession with Asian women
>>150337661I wouldn't call it an obsession. I think it's more the fact that as an average looking tall white guy you're basically limited to 6/10 white women but you also can get 8/10 Asians. They're also more broey. Im talking to this one about video games so it's like dating a man
>>150330333>>150328934Nvm just lost all my progress today>beted small amount amount to win>lose betted agaisnt a good horse>oh well nvm.jpg>beted my gains to gain back the small amount>favorite spend the whole race in last just so he can win in the last secondsThe curse of /bet/ strikes again
>>150338585An Asian woman can never be 8/10 and also better than an white woman.The ugliest white woman > most beautiful Asian woman Race traitor I bet you a kike larping as tall white guy
>>150339468>He bet? Make the pony run at full speed.
>>150339552lol you remind me this old gem.
>>150341994The jockeys are jewish>>150339468Let me fix the typos i was angry at the time>bet small amount to win>lose>betted agaisnt a good horse so whatever>Bet all my gains on a "favourite" that looked like shit agaisnt the other horses to regain my loss>Horse spend all the race far back in last place just so at the end he could unleash the turbo and win by a inch agaisnt the 2nd placeAgain /bet/ its cursed
>>150342076KekFound my future wives
>>150342183Im not even jokingThe first horsehttps://m.attheraces.com/racecard/York/21-August-2025/1500?horsename=Bullet%20Point&raceid=1525736The last horsehttps://m.attheraces.com/racecard/Lingfield/21-August-2025/1510?horsename=So%20Sassy&raceid=1528696
Texas heems osu>hiring fat patricia as your DC The entire belicheck staff are literal poison pills
Really want to go for Shymanovich to beat Selekhmeteva. Think the odds have drifted way too far. But I'm too scared.
>>150344929Put half a unit then
>>150345032They started and Selekhmeteva is already up a break. Maybe it was a good idea to stay away.
Here's an actual pick I have a bit more confidence in: Sramkova to win the first set against Parks @1.85 in Monterrey. Match should start soon.
Chicago sky +15.5 @$1.90
>>150342258You mean those hags in the comments?
>>150344929Shymanovich got completely destroyed. Not quite sure what I was seeing there but not like it really matters.
>>150320411Wu won in an easy 2-0 but Pridankina lost 2 really close, winnable sets. >>150345152Sramkova lost the first set in a utterly one-sided 6-2 Truly done with these pre-USO tournaments now. Can barely get a single call right on anything. Just going to focus on the first round of the US Open matches over the weekend. Can't wait to find some good losses there.
>>150301570I think I just squeaked out a 2x
>>150337526recovered one balance and before i screw up i'll withdraw
leaving the 8.50 for us open debauchery tho
>>150345424Yea I was always into mature and milf lmao
got frustrated and yolo'd my balancebut i wonwithdrew the 200 and kept the 45
giving me 53.50 for us open shenanigans (except i'll lose it all before it starts lel)
reminder to myself to check later if this won
>>150350289>its learning
>>150351090it's a winner. i tailed netting myself a neat $1 profit. bulldogs had 3 no trys, luckily.
$1.54 even better
i have decided golf is the best value sport
yolo'd both my balances on 2 different horses in the same race to place$45 - won $72$10.04 - lostso i did profit overall and i don't really mind since i loathe using 2 bookies at once
fixed place paid at 1.30 and mid tote was a whopping 1.60. very surprised when it came in.
>>150353137Give some gem for us pigs
>>150353244golf is actually terrible value but its great for arbitage because the fat vig can create major line variances between books. got rose o/u 68.5 at 2.10/2.00but you can bet the wife on scheffler top 5 at 1.01. he never chokes
>>150353381Lmao 1.01
2 more wins
bretty good day, was down $60 last night but i recovered that and now i'm up $93 for a total of $153 made today
anotherlet's leave it there for $115.34
it won. happy people.
>>150353389typo, its around 1.1. $10 on $100 is pretty good for a sure thing
>>150354053I really hate small odds I never play them no matter how sure the game is.And it usually pays off since upsets are possible. Too much for too little
Just did the most retarded cashout$500 on a +350 bet cash out for no profit because I don't like how the momentum is going and they instantly score. Fucking $2k winnings missed
>>150354427you are correct of course but scottie is a killer.
>>150354502never cash out unless
brian ortegas on deaths door go under 4.5
>>150314981she doesn't much of one, her posture is just absolutely fucked
>>150355227>he is unaware
west ham or tie @ 2.10 potter gets revenge against his old club
I won enough recently, so I WILL QUIT BETTINGuntil September
>>150355689Nooo you can't quit betting noooo
>>150355604Revenge for being responsible for the worst period in club's recent history?
>>150356184You think too much€20 1x and stfu
>>150356206You got a problem rome? I have away win >>150305287
>>150356292Hahahahahha
>>150356292You gonna lose
>>150305287
>>150355604
Goal fest
NoooShitbongs
>>150342076I unironically agree with the facebook people. She's a 6. The absolute ceiling for Asian women is 7/10
>>150355604stupid leaf
>>150357178who carespost tips.
nationals +1.5
>>150301570>>150305013HOLY SHMOLY LOOK AT THOSE BAZOONGAS
Epic lil run here. Gonna start sharing picks. Really think I got soccer figured out
>>150359671Its a live bet Real Tomayapo vs. ABB U2.5. I'd take U1.5. I genuinely think books can't properly handicap games where both teams have bad offenses and bad defense. They always go under. I've also been investing in these games taking Draw No Bets when one of the teams have long odds
>>150359713From what I can tell a lot of people who bet on football tend to be obsessed with betting overs and generally on teams to score so I feel like there might be a bookie bias to put more vig on the over lines but maybe I'm just making up shit.
>>150360163I think so too situationally. I also think there's almost an attraction to 2.5 as a line. So many games they seem to just settle on 2.5 but certain teams are barely incapable of getting enough shots off for 2.5 to hit and when you get two of them together its perfect under conditions.
>>150360251Then there's a psychological aspect. A team who doesn't score many goals will get 1 goal then go into protection mode. More so than a team who regularly scores goals. Then you have an opponent who has shown they are incapable of scoring goals. No matter how bad they are at preventing goals if the opponent is turtling up and protecting the lead then nobody scores. However if you're low IQ I see two teams who allow 4 goals a game and think wow this will be high scoring
Hammer Chicago Red Star Win or Tie -125 vs. NC Courage. NC mogs them standings wise but recently NC can't score for shit. Chicago has been putting points up. I'm imaging at least 2 goals for Chicago maybe 1 but I don't see NC scoring enough to make up for it.
>>150360325Also this was my last NWSL pick
>>150359713Lol. 50 mins in. 2 shots on goal. 2 goals from penalties. Fuck my retarded life
forge fc @ 1.44 or even forge fc -1 @ 1.75they are not playing the vancouver whitecaps, this is a different league than mls. vancouver fc is a total mess, 0 wins at home this season, problems with the coaching staff and the front office. forge fc is easily the best team in this league. 0 losses this season, they even defeated mls team montreal fc in the canadian championships, and tied the vancouver whitecaps 2-2 in the first leg of their semi final match up against them about 10 days ago. the whitecaps were playing all their starters, not a bunch of bench warmers, and the forge fc team managed to get a tie. forge fc has already beaten vancouver fc 2-0 and 2-1 this season.
>>150360386Its the /bet/ curse,the bet will not just lose it will be in a humiliating wayIt happens with the best of us
>>150360954I swear posting simply causes shenanigans. Need to just post slips
Always take the over
>>150360976Yeah actually ignore my posts. I'm going to take the $200k gift and fuck off forever
>>150360325>>150361349I actually won this shit and it was the most psychotic game I ever watched. 2-1. Insta goal. 2-2. Insta goal. 2-3 Insta goal. 3-3.
lost my profit. start again.
My results since retiring from gambling 10 mins ago
On paper betting Nicaragua vs. Argentina in basketball is so retarded. Betting Nicaragua in any sport is retarded but Nicaragua is actually on the come up on Basketball and Argentina are geriatric
>>150361737Madlad
>>150361881>>150361349>$200k gift Are you the glitch anon? Is that what you made this past week?
Honestly Nicaragua hit. It was retarded but they fouled and let my bros hit a 3
>>150362166We also won too
>>150362057Yep
>>150362204So when you said you got limited >>150333047 , you got limited to what? 1k a game? Lol
My bad, this is 365. But what did they limit you at?
>>150362242$130 a bet on the site but I'm vaguely limited on other sites. I need to be approved for some bets over $500 but otherwise they're good
>>150362265>>150362057Also glitch is harsh. They were inefficiently priced lines
Baylor ML
>>150362457Anyway, friendly advice, be very careful to not lose the 200k (by chasing losses) so you won't end up insane and depressive. Cause it's possible. ;)
put 100k on ny giants week 1
UFC IN A FEW HOURS, VALUE BETS ARE AS FOLLOWS:>Uran Satybaldiev -135His opponent literally has a tick that makes him scratch his face every 2 seconds, enough said. He also did OK considering his debut was short notice at the wrong weight class>Charles Johnson +210 Seasoned vet against a hype job prospect, I except a fraud check coming up as he has done this to much better fighters
>>150363283Appreciate it but zero chance. Im excluded from almost every site and if I don't make a profit from my current session I will self exclude from everything.
whats the lowest level of pro sports youve ever bet on? in tennis i know the book lets you bet on like UTR """"pro"""" tour, and some of the games ive seen on the stream are just like 2 dudes playing in a fucking city park. no audience, no seats around the court. they dont even use new balls every serve, they just pick up one of the balls off the ground, as if i was just playing a game of tennis for fun with my friend. the umpire doesnt appear to be sitting on one of those raised chairs, and im not even sure if they have a hawkeye system.
gamba osaka +0 @ 1.50fagiano okayama @ 2.10
problem with withdrawing my 200 then depositing it again means i have to bet through the whole thing againanyway first bet won
>>150363455the odds moved against that satybaldiev guy, now the moneyline is split evenly at 1.90/1.90 (-111/-111). should that be of concern?
>>150364450That's a good thing, take it
>>150363455You got a really terrible price on Satybaldiev. Not saying he’ll lose but you paid damn near the maximum at -135
>>150364618It is what it is
>>150364635Honestly when I get CLV I lose. It’s been a consistent pattern for years
>>150363455based
URAN CASHED
makes me feel better watching people lose bigly
>>150364881Nice hit. Very happy I stayed away. Would have taken Nurgozhay at +110 yesterday
>>150365211Why would you have taken Nurgozhay for any reason? Did you see his last fight?
>>150365291He missed weight badly and looked sick. He was a huge prospect. All the money was on Nurgozhay, he opened around +250 and was -120 by fight time
why is that black mans son white?
>>150334889Pereira got scorched immediately so I’m gonna ignore the rest of this except for Johnson
>>150365873That was a huge upset. Daukaus by KO was +1100
>>1503634552 FOR 2 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
>>150366486Good job i got the johnson ML too
>>150334889Nueraji sub was excruciating fuck. Had at least 5 chances to grab the neck. Crosbie wanted out even before the illegal knee
>>150363455Very nice Post more in future weeks We need more UFC anons
Running a series now of bets. Starting record is 0-0-0. First bet ever posted in this series will be:Arsenal to win vs Leeds and the match to have over 1,5 goals @ 1.52.
one of those shitty days where my balance was going around in circles. at least i didn't lose monies.
Rams +425
you guys ever win in the long term with this bullshit and actually take your money home? I tried so many times I just gave up. I considered coming back but with a big bet and actually was thinking about placing 500€ on man city scoring over 1.5 today but I'm so glad I didn't and I think this just sealed for me
>>1503674731-0-0
>>150372354Last 4 football bets that i lost were because the ref stole (wrongly disallowed) the winning goal
5 soon fcol
Kansas State keeping my $0 won in CFB streak alive. LFG.
I hope someone breaks marcos lorente and galagher's legs
>>150371701KWAB
>>150346992Picks for the US Open first round tomorrow:Shevchenko to win a set against Davidovich-Fokina @1.6Llamas Ruiz to beat Carreno-Busta @2.35Quinn to beat Kym @1.7Bronzetti to win a set against Valentova @2.5 and sprinkle on the ML @5.5 tooTjen to beat Kudermetova @2.65Sun to beat Osorio @1.7Also leaning Tien to win a set against Djokovic but don't quite like the odds enough. Will see how most of these go first before I go for the Monday matches.
>>150378129Can't stop the rig. 5 flags in the last 2 mins in the rams
>>150372354i clear at least 200 american dollars per month grinding promo arbitage. going to pay for a trip to key west
Loser, you forgot to mention you got sent home in 2nd year and never received your bettor's degree.
And the FBI were close to finding your real name before you restarted your router.
>>150378419Didn't want to bother with any pre-USO tournaments anymore but have to go for this: Shnaider to beat Alexandrova @2.3 in the Monterrey final.
man utd to beat fulham @2.1united will be much better than last season because of their new front 3, already showed it against arsenal where they looked like the better team. they usually do well at craven cottage as well
utrecht + ajax + porto + braga + real madrid 5 leg parlay @ 3.50
>>150301570this woman will likely die in the next couple years if her tit explodes, infection straight to the heart.
absolute shit day againwatched dozens win and as soon as i start betting everything lost4 losses then 3 wins to recover and profit
(yoloing my balance once again worked but one day it will fail)
us openraducanu 1.14vondrousova 1.20tauson 1.28danilovic 1.33kessler 1.50p. kudermetova 1.80very riskyaiava 7.00
>loss loss loss recoversigh
ah fuck why'd i bet on japanese teamslast time i bet on japanese teams literally nothing happened the whole match
>>150380473Shnaider won 2-1 so got that right at least. Knew Alexandrova wouldn't win here especially after having to complete the semi-finals match a few hours prior due to the rain delays.
Tempted to go bit on united, they played well against arsenal. Might take that 2 up meme in betfair
>>150385258GL, but uthrect and braga are not like the others
went 0-4 on a parlay today
tennis is easy
>>150387965Hijikata is injured, no? I agree Darderi should win but can't bring myself to trust Darderi on hard courts.
>>150388129espn grades retirements as wins so thats part of why i like it. but hes had a few weeks to heal so its probably fine
Probably everyone is on this already, but nevertheless, live bet on Johor ml @1.45 recommend
porto galata real @2.42
>>150387452lol that pic. A is my bet.
>>150382360>>150387452>Bruno missed pen
>tieKek
>>150305013natty?
>>150388489Super easy 3-0 for Darderi. Hijikata obviously wasn't fit and just showed up to collect his first round prize money. Great call.
Tjen won 2-1 against Kudermetova by the way. Could have even been a 2-0. Tjen has been on an amazing rise lately. Been betting more and more on her. Still think bookies are sleeping a bit on her in these tougher matchups. If the odds are lopsided enough I'll probably take her to win a set against Raducanu. Imagine Raducanu will be a @1.2 favourite or so.
>>150395650Do you have any suggestion for me to put 500?
>>150395868No because I don't want to be responsible for someone losing 500 and I don't want to peddle some @1.05 stuff either. But if you're feeling adventurous enough you could throw some money on over 3.5 sets in Navone - Giron @1.5 right now. Don't really see either play winning 3-0.
Got a 5€ free bet gonna use it on this 10 game parlay over the next 3 days:>Penarol @1.33 v River Plate Uruguayreliable>Wilstermann v Bolivar @1.31tip from my friend luis vaca, if anyone remembers him, claims it's a lock>Atlas v Club America @1.76tough, could be goals, but expect america to even secure the early payout at some point>Ghazl El Mahallah v Al Ahly @1.34free money, hosts are literally part time shepards>Inter @1.47 v Torinoeven with a shit coach remains the same squad and on san siro>Palmeiras @1.37 v Sport Recifenever heard of sport recife>Flamengo @1.22 v Vitoriaflamengo on maracana>Lanus v River Plate over 0.5 @1.41always value on river to score, even away>Kairat Almaty v Celtic to qf @1.36gem>Pafos v Crvena Zvezda @2.07need the win to overcome the loss at home. thoughest one maybe but i have a good feeling
Boca Juniors, lads! Boca Juniors starting in 10 mins! @1.75
fuck you braga fucking piece of shit
>>150301570Thats Allegra Cole if anyone was wondering about the sauce. You're welcome, yes I'm a porn addict and an unrepentant coomer, enjoy your gooning.
>>150387598>>150397889Btw i did not want you to lose. Years ago i betted a bunch of favourites and only utrecht @1.40 let me down. Besides i saw them this summer in the friendly against fcsb and thought they were shit. And braga is the eternal #4 in portugal, but usually reliable, especially at home. Sorry
>>150398106>porn addictCan't be a "porn addict" and a bettor, lad. What you gonna do, wank while there's games going on? Lower your T levels or whatever and then expect to make the right call on a live game? Yeah i know you're not a regular in our thread and neither a bettor
You guys mind if i'm spitting truth? Had some brews
>>150398441Damn dude, chill out. What are you the CEO of draftkings? Im evidently a tourist who saw the CEO of bimbo on the homepage refresh and thought 'hey, /sp/ probably doesnt know who that is, they're mostly decent folks. Maybe I can help them out' or something like that. Yeah I'll see myself out of your thread.
>>150397626odds @2.now we are talking.
>>150305013What a freak. Bitch isn't just a sideshow she's the whole damn circus.
>>150395868Did you go for it? Not quite confirmed yet but looks like we're getting at least 4 sets in Navone - Giron.
>>150400503Navone wins the third set and that's a confirmed over 3.5 sets unless there's sudden retirement.
of course the one time i bet against uchijima she wins
>>150378419Wins: Bronzetti to win a set, Tjen and SunLosses: Shevchenko to win a set, Llamas Ruiz and Quinn. Also the Bronzetti ML sprinkleThanks to the high odds on Bronzetti and Tjen still did pretty ok on the first day. Really regret the Shevchenko play in retrospect. Too obsessed with fading Davidovich-Fokina. He had 2 retirements lately so thought he wasn't in the best shape and would be likely to drop a set. Didn't factor in that Shevchenko is in way worse shape and seemingly just showed up to collect some first round money because he clearly wasn't interested in even trying to win.Picks for Monday:Wong to beat Kovacevic @2.2Rublev to beat Prizmic @1.3Cocciaretto to beat Putintseva @1.7Sramkova to beat Li @2.15
>>150398377this bet was more because avs is complete garbage. one of the worst records away from home last season in the portugal league, barely avoided relegation. the first goal avs scored was some of the most brutal defending ive ever seen in my life. ive seen better defending at games down at the local park. of course bragas defense turns into clowns when i bet on them. all 11 players just standing around watching, the avs player even fanned on his shot and still scored. at this early point of the season, braga and santa clara are on my fraud watch list.
>>150400503I didnt... I fell asleepDo you have anything for today?
>>150403096Maybe Rublev + Sramkova to win a set. Or over 3.5 sets in Duckworth - Boyer.
By the way I will never ever hesitate to fade Medvedev again. This time for real. It's insane how much he has fallen off. Always a huge favourite against everybody and shits the bed at basically every single tourament. Has lost in the first or second round of all 4 slams this year and it's not like he does much better at smaller tournaments either. Psyched myself out of fading him again because I thought no way he loses to Bonzi again. He did of course lose to Bonzi again after already getting eliminated by him at Wimbledon. Never again will I doubt a Medvedev fade. When the odds are high enough I will simply go for it.
today went thuslylost, won, lost, lost, lost, lost, won, wonanother recovery, just haven't been able to get a good streak going lately
>>150354673he finished 4th.
You can bet on no own goals to be scored on bet365Going to bet on all footy matches every day to have no own goals and keep betting my winnings each dayIs this a retarded strat?
>>150305013
>>150404831all blind strats are retarded. best you can hope for is only losing the vig
and then i've gonewon, lost, won, lost, lost, lost, lost and a win to recoverabsolute heart pumping
>>150405456I'm on Rublev as well so that guy can say goodbye to his 46k.
>>150405666nah it'll be fine, dino is hardly slam material. might win a set but that's it.
put all 3 in a multi, let's play trust the money.
Im uneployed again, Im gonna start gambling hard. Trying to make a living by gambling.
>>150405815Al Ahly live if you're looking for a bet
does anyone like these danish or norwegian matches for a btts+O2.5?
>>150405815good luck with that
Arab scum missed easy chancss
>>150406109I need to find a new strategy, Ive been losing too much money>>150406843Thanks
Texas under Saturday
>>150407804start by not betting soccer
max scherzer 5 straight quality starts, including quality starts against solid teams like the cubs, dodgers, and tigers. 6/7 last starts were quality starts. looking like he is in his hall of fame groove. two very good pitchers on the mound today, likely a close game until they turn it over the the bullpens. blue jays likely win this game @ 1.66, but i trust max scherzer to continue his current run of form.max scherzer over 17.5 outs @ 1.76
>>150407804What you been up to? What was your latest strategy? Btw this guy was being sarcastic >>150406843
is the DK bandit still here?
>>150401163Haven't lost enough money today so I'm going with Sonmez to beat Volynets @2.5 and hope she won't choke as badly as Sramkova did.
>>150403096Sure hope you took Sramkova to win a set + Rublev and not the over 3.5 sets because Duckworth is fucking terrible. I swear to god my first thought was easy Boyer win and then I thought I must be overlooking something because he had such high odds.
>>150410521took this one, thinking about cashing it out while it's up
>>150401163>>150412175Wins: Wong, Rublev and SonmezLosses: Cocciaretto and SramkovaGoing for the greedy Sonmez play saved the day for me. Was hesitant because I thought the odds were too good to be true but decided to pull the trigger. So many times at slams I psych myself out of play because I think I must be overlooking something. Wong and Rublev were also easy 3-0 wins. Really pissed off at Cocciarretto. Was in a winning position in both sets and managed to lose them both. Guess Putintseva was due for a win eventually and of course it had to be here. Might also need to stop betting on Sramkova so much. She's another player who keeps shitting the bed every time. Totally winnable match against a gassed Li and still lose despite being up a break in every single set. Definitely need to reconsider backing her that much because Sramkova clearly isn't that good.
>>150413640Picks for Tuesday:Harris to win a set against Auger-Aliassime @1.9Safiullin to beat Monfils @1.85Cristian to beat Collins @3.4
>>150405749it worked
snooker worth betting?
How many games are the Patriots favored in this year?
>>150415039Arguably too manyeveryone and their dog thinks all their problems are fixed with their new head coachI’m not sold
>>150415039ridiculously easy schedule. they will be like the commies from last season or the 49ers from 2 seasons ago. if brock purdy can get 12 wins playing against the leagues dumpster fires im sure drake maye will have no problem getting 10.
>>150305013Silicone tits explode under pressure No thanks
>take 8+ Skubal strikeouts>take As moneylinegg no re
betting moneyline or betting overs? Which is better?
>>150412294I did! Thank you brother
today went thuslywin, win, lose, lose, win, win, win, lose, lose, lose, lose, win and a final win by a whisker to recover my 2 hundy
losing rate is way up coz i've only been doing wins and no places
$15,000 bet on collins to beat cristian, not something i would take desu.
>>150411789I think that's in response to UC Davis vs. Mercer. Shit got canceled in the 4th which I've never seen in a football game and everyone's having a breakdown because it was voided after hours of gametime
>>150417069With 500? Congrats then.
>>150416575ML short term. over long term
Give it to me straightWhy are sheff Wednesday at 20 to win tonight? I know Leeds are a bigger club with a better squad and Sheff Wednesday are a bit of a shitshow behind the scenes but it’s a local derby in the early rounds of a cup Leeds historically go out in early rounds to sides in lower divisions inAs you can see I’ve put about £25 on Wednesday and £5 on the draw but tempted to increase these positions ahead of kickoff with a view to laying off during the game if possible
>>150420920Sheff Wed just announced their team and ~ 9 of the 11 are youth players while Leeds has a full strength squad out. Sheff Wed don't care about this game, they just want fit senior players to stay in the league.
>>150421980Ive seen that but i still think the odds are mental. 3.3% implied chance for a championship side at home in the early rounds of the cup against a bottom half prem side? I’ve never seen odds like itEngineered myself into a situation where I win over a grand if Wednesday win, 200 for a draw all at the risk of £80 Hoping for a strong start by Wednesday/quiet start from Leeds and I should be able to lay out for a tidy profit
>>150422125There are plenty of better risks to chance IMO, also Sheff Wed fans are boycotting so it'll be majority Leeds crowd as far as I can tell.
Cristian completely wiped the floor with Collins. Super quick 6-2 6-0 win. Knew Collins would lose here. Had a breakdown against Townsend in her most recent match due to a herniated disc. Obviously wasn't fit enough to play.
>>150419534Yeah. Almost a minimum wage in my pocket! Thank you >>150422505Damm, nice one
>>150422736Well, definitely glad worked that worked for you then. Maybe I should have just taken Sramkova to win a set myself instead of the whole match but I had to be greedy of course.
UpdateSheff Wednesday a goal infront, have placed a lay so I guarantee a profit no matter the outcome but win a grand if they hold out
>>150423936So Leeds is losing to the youth players?
>>150424002Yep just as I suspectedHave laid again so it’s £150 profit for either the draw or the Leeds win for a nice days work
>>150424047Even the draw had really high odds. Don't pay too much attention to the football posts here but this has to be one of the best ones in a long while. Good job.
>>150424407Thanks germanon,Quite proud of it myself - would’ve been my biggest ever win on a single game if Wednesday had held out in normal time but still nice to pocket 150 quid with zero stress/risk in the last 10 minutesI’m still getting to grips with/learning exchange betting but this seemed like such an obvious opportunity. Don’t get me wrong it didn’t go *exactly* to plan as I expected the odds to drop much more than they did if it got to halftime with Leeds goalless as I suspected (I’m actually a Leeds fan believe it or not and we are unable to create good chances and I knew the Sheffield kids would be motivated) Anyway we move I might try do a similar thing tomorrow with Grimsby depending on the odds
>>150424596Might tail you on whatever you post about Grimsby if my two other matches go well enough tonight.
>>150424760Good luck, fingers crossed
>>150424852Thanks. Should have already won the Harris bet but he had to choke of course. Have to sit through some more choking now.
i hate arbing futures but these 50% boosts from fanduel are too good to pass up.
This 11x your money on Robinhood for Coco Gauff seems too tempting. Might try my first ever degenerate gamble, like 550$ to make 5500. She is at the US Open is American and has actual skills, winning the French Open shocking everyone. But I don’t know I think its stupid to bet that much.
>>150425205Can you take her to reach a specific stage of the tournament instead or does it have to be an outright winner? Not sure I would trust her to win it all given the play I have seen from her in recent hard court tournaments. To be fair she is a player who tends to raise her level for the slams that aren't Wimbledon. I think Gauff to reach semis is a better shout. Her draw doesn't look too tough up until that point. If you want my crazy opinion on an even bigger futures longshot I would say that Pegula @29 deserves a look too. She has been in really bad form since winning Bad Homburg but I get the impression that she's going to play herself into some kind of form over the course of the tournament with the draw she has. Think she will make quarters and if she makes it there I would expect her to potentially beat Andreeva. Of course under the big assumption that both win their next 3 matches in a row. Realistically I think it's between Sabalenka or Swiatek but @11 does seem fairly high for Gauff. Don't really see stuff higher than @9 in most places.
>>150425492fanduel has her at 12
This new ad with Liv Dunn in a bath is fucking cringe. She's not as hot as Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street first of all. Second I'm already gambling nigga I don't need to be seduced by some whore. Between this and the Sydney Sweeny Jeans ad I'm fucking embarassed.
>>150425810Some books like bet365 have her as low as @7.5 if I'm not mistaken. Can't be bothered to double check all the available odds right now but @12 seems pretty generous for one of the few legit contenders.
>>150425858it comes off as desperate. they will be the next major book to fail.
i wouldnt trust the astros with big money tonight. something about those odds seem like a trap. rockies offense is too much of a wild card now and the astros are the worst batting team in the majors after the all star break. of course now that i posted this the astros will destroy them and early payout in the first inning.
I came here once a while ago and a Romanian helped me out. Just checking in to see if they're still here :)I have won my 9 most recent bets on football.
i bet on tsitsipas... and won
>>150426183rockies are +200 with a 1 run lead in the 3rd. they suck.
>>150417774heh
>>1504136912 wins and a loss. Cristian dominated and Safiullin won 3-2 in a back and forth match where they kept trading sets. Would have been a nice 3 out of 3 wins if Harris hadn't decided to completely throw the second set. Not only was he serving for the set before getting broken but he also had set points in the tiebreak which he should have definitely won as well. Definitely the right bet with how the match went. Still highly doubt Auger-Aliassime for the rest of the draw. He got lucky this wasn't a longer match. Might take Safiullin to beat him if the odds look good enough.Picks for Wednesday:Tjen to win a set against Raducanu @1.9 and to win the match @3.8Valentova to win the second set against Rybakina @3.1Ostapenko to beat Townsend @1.8Might be going overboard with the Tjen bets but I have to go for it. Raducanu opened as a @1.2 favourite as I predicted >>150395650 and then more or less stayed around @1.25 for the past day. Think Tjen might be one of those lower ranked players who suddenly goes on a deeper run at the US Open. Prepare for the quick 2-0 loss to Raducanu.
>>150426183that could have been a 3.75 odds early payout there if you had the guts to bet on the rockies.
>>150427182Wonder when this guy started realizing that Collins is injured.
>>150427494he probably found out right after he made the bet
Any hand egg bets?
>>150428892not for cfb but nfl week 1chiefseaglesgiantsbrownssteelerscardinalsphinsfalconsraidersjagsbroncosseahawkspackerstexansbillskangz
did that guy actually go all in on coco gauff?
why not
>>150432695you're better off buying scratchers
Starting to think Tjen won't beat Raducanu.
>>150433395What’s happening with Radacanu? I don’t follow tennis but everyone talks about her like she’s some meme who is more interested in things outside of the sport but every time I see a result she seems to have won?
>>150428892Texas plus the points on Saturdayohio has a new qb, new oc, new dc and a years worth of tape on their wide receiver who they’re going to try everything they can to force the ball toeven if they don’t win I expect them to at least stay closeLine is at about 2 or 2.5 right now and I made a modest bet buying a point and the hook for +3.5 @ -150
nice couple of wins on some norwegian cup goal bets
>>150411789It looks like they gave themselves basically carte blanche to void bets. They mention syndicate betting now which I'm sure they can abuse. Luckily its effective August 26th on and I'm not agreeing to it anyways.
>>150434500i think >>150419089 is right and the UCD Mercer game triggered it, but agree they used it as an opportunity to change the rules so they can void anything they want. ill keep using them until I get burned but I often find broken markets there for arbitage so i wont be surprised if they get me before the end of the year.
>>150433924shes just not that good. betbongs are retarded homers and push her odds down. always a value to fade but obviously she can beat up on weak opponents so you need to pick your spots
>>150433924She was a meme for a couple years after Wimbledon but she's good again
you think grimsby town can score? +105 for BTTS
>>150435384The question is whether United can score kek
Gone for a similar setup on the exchange as last night with Leeds’ game for the same reasons for Grimsby tonight with a view to laying off if Man U start slow>not a free scoring team and under pressure away at a side who will be incredibly motivated and defensively focused etc etc>Man U are shit Amorim is shit etc etcBare in mind that this “system” worked last night but not for the reasons I expected so I’m still very much testing things here
>>150435699Same story with Mansfield - need as big a sample size as possible to test the method and Everton fit well into the category of teams we’ve been targetingAgain, if Man U and Everton walk these games and start scoring quickly as they are expected to then it all goes to shit, but even a slightly better performance than expected from Grimsby/Mansfield gives us a chance to make profit either from them winning the game or doing well enough for us to take advantage of odds movement and lay against our bets to guarantee a profit
>>150435384I'm hammering the spread on all of these EFL Cups against Premier League clubs. Feel like dumb money is always on the EPL in these cups and the EPL teams dont care
is it a good benfica goal or no?
>>150435567yeah you might be right
Layed against my earlier Grimsby bet to guarantee no loss. £939 profit if Grimsby hold out. £483 profit if it ends in a draw and break even if Man U come back to win in 90
>>150437732Thanks to your posts I went with Grimsby or draw even though I don't usually tail football stuff here. Great stuff.
>>150437732Thank god for the exchange. Tidy £480 profit on this 90 mins (although lost £70 on Everton)Have backed Grimsby for pens because pens are a 50/50 you can’t tell me they should be such massive underdogs
>>150438842Thank you and glad it hit although it was nervy in the end.I would like to tail you in return, will you have some tennis/anything else picks for tomorrow?
>>150438888After the massive Tjen failure earlier today I'm not too confident about my other picks for today but they're here if you want to lose some money. >>150427443I'll post some stuff for tomorrow later but I can already say I'm heavily leaning Wong to beat Walton.
>>150426723Anglomug, is that you?
>>150438842>I don't usually tail football stuff hereBro...
Grimsby really won the penalty shootout. Hilarious
>>150439827Been a generational run of luck for me. Have tailed you on Wong for tomorrow. Only for £20 as I don’t follow tennis but have to back the /bet/
Nice of Ostapenko to think the set is over at 5 and not at 6. Just stopped caring for like 4 games in a row.
Ostapenko is injured. She better end up retiring here.
>>150441366Going to have an aneurysm if she doesn't retire after this game.
any good mlb bets tonight? i think i saw boston @ -140
>>150441518Retirement isn't happening. She's just going to lose 6-0. Guess this is payback for Collins not retiring yesterday.
Its a live bet but Pinheiros is up 26-15 rn vs. Vivo Franca. They are +5.5 underdogs despite the big lead. Seems like an obvious trap but Franca's three best players by far are with the National team and I think the line is fuckee
>>150441553And to top it off Valentova completely chokes the second set away despite having a million chances to win it. One of those days. Going to have to rethink some stuff for tomorrow after this blunder of a day.
eric lauer over 15.5 outs @ 2.20this will be his first start in 10 days, his last start was skipped for shane bieber, but lauer was not hurt during this time. blue jays bullpen got roughed up last night, and their plan was to keep the bullpen fresh for their weekend series against the brewers. in the last 2 blue jays games, schneider did not pull scherzer or bassitt at the first signs of trouble in the 6th, and i think it would be crazy if the blue jays didnt let a guy who is on 10 days rest pitch into the 6th, especially if they want to preserve the bullpen, unless he was upto 90+ pitches by then. this is lauers first start since he was taken out of the starting rotation, so im expecting him to try and make a statement.
>>150441692Lil 2.5k win. Pinheiros won by 23. Rarely do they mess up like that.
>>150443133Great post I saw this live
>>150443133Guatemalan basketball anon?
>>150443351Yes. Basketballs almost back
>>150443474Almost?
>>150443561There's just Sao Paulo League and the shitty South American Leagues + WNBA now.
>>150443661I thought the shitty ones in South America were good for betting. What are the best leagues?
>>150443760I mean shitty like Uruguay, Puerto Rico and Venezuela where all the teams are separated by like 1 point. The best are places like El Salvador and Guatemala where they play fast and there's a ton of variation in team quality
>>150443760you would do very well with ncaa women if you gave it half as much attention as tennis
>>150443881Ok, so we need more central America and less of the southern ones. That's why I had Guatemala in mind to begin with.>>150443902Basketball is just not a sport for me whatsoever. Even for the sole purpose of betting I couldn't bring myself to pay attention to women's basketball in particular. A lot of times it's hard to stomach the women's play in tennis and that's a sport I'm already interested in. Gonna have to stick to what you have to say about teams in Guatamala and Honduras.
>>150306087>tf>tpchecks out
>>150427443Have complained enough about all 4 out 4 picks going wrong today so not going to bother saying much more. Think I'm truly done with Ostapenko in early rounds. Always so hard to tell if she's in any form to compete or motivated at all. Sometimes she has those tournaments like Stuttgart earlier this year where everything clicks but need to see some matches first to determine if she might be worth betting on. Keep getting baited by the odds and keep getting burned.Picks for Thursday:Wong to beat Walton @2.3Safiullin to beat Auger-Aliassime @3.5Rakhimova to beat Kasatkina @2.8Parry to beat Zarazua @1.8Probably picked all the underdogs that will lose miserably whereas all the ones I was eyeing but didn't take will win.
2ez
Marlins Mets over 8.5 is the BIGGEST LOCKGet on it bet bros
so happy football is back
Bet on corn football to win tonightbasically a home game for a team that returns a lot of talentsmall bet on spread, big bet on moneyline
>>150449741has jacksonville reloaded enough? is UCF low enough competition to make this work? it's typically not plus money for jacksonvillle to put up a good points total.
>>150450237hoping jacksonville is as outclassed as much as the line suggests so my exploit of 365s nosweat sgp requirements will pay off.
>>150450301oh, so you wager both sides but the plus money is a no sweat. so you get $31 either way but you also get an extra bet
>>150450320unfortunately it looks they lowered the odds for both teams score 20+ to -270, not -208
>>150450340MGM still has btts20+ at -210. should be able to find the same thing for other games if you shop around.
Tennis is the only sport where a -900 favorite can lose consistently
Swear on everything I wanted to fade Swiatek and bet on Lamens to win a set. Feel like an idiot. Last time her I faded her was against Tauson who beat her 2-0. If my gut tells me it's time to fade her I will go for it.
>>150451231Which player?
Wong is seriously going to lose this match after being up 2 whole sets and a break in the third one. Can't make this shit up.
i put a small bet on panathinaikos +0
>>150452966Wong breaks twice in the 4th set and is up a break now. Just needs to serve it out for 2 more games. If he chokes it away now I'll actually have an aneurysm. This should have been over a good while ago.
>>150453296He actually didn't choke and won 3-1. Unbelievable. Sorry for crying so much in here lately but the amount of bets that should have won but then went wrong somehow is insane lately.
>>150450230-245 for ML seems like not worth it. i might put something on the spread if it stays at -6.5
>>150451231And esports
Marlins Mets over 8.5
After that awful showing against Grimsby am I dumb for thinking that Burnely or draw looks like a good bet on Saturday? Seems to have suspiciously high odds. Don't know too much about Burnley to know if they're too shit to do anything against Manchester United at Old Trafford but if they're struggling with Grimsby surely Burnley can't be much worse? Or is that the one game they finally again?
>>150459048your logic isn't wrong but i think united will win
>>150444549Wong and Parry won. Rakhimova choked away the match after having a lead in the third set but that was to be expected. Safuillin probably going to lose at this point because it took him too long to wake up and now he's down 2 sets. Still did ok thanks to Wong and Parry.Picks for Friday:Rinderknech to beat Bonzi @2.15Struff to win the second set against Tiafoe @2.5 Hon to beat Li @3.2
>>150451231tennis by far has the most insane live bet swings. almost as volatile as trying to trade 0DTE options. no clue how people manage to bet on tennis and then sit there watching the game with their bet open.
i will be watching this giants orioles line for tomorrow. i do like the giants here. east coast team playing their first game on a west coast road trip. orioles might be mentally tired and jetlagged, wont have what it takes to dig deep and beat a team on a 5 game winning streak.
>>150451231I feel the same about golf but if you really want suffering, try betting Ping Pong.
>>150301570>>150305013@Grok, is this real?
>>150301570Browns ML vs Bengals week 1 is easy money.
>>150433924do you understand, now?
>>150453814Hope you learned your lesson
>>150470320yeah don't bet on football
might be worth making a small bet here young ajax next goal @ 1.90. game is all one way traffic. mvv sitting back absorbing pressure, nobody going forward. young ajax has missed a penalty so far though. so maybe this game ends 0-0.
>>150469988ill probably put a unit or 5 on the spread if it stays under 6
>>150470670You watching the stream or just stats?
>>150470896the stream. the entire half was in mvv's half but jong ajax cant get a good final pass in. they just keep recycling possession around the edge of mvv's box.
>>150461349Rinderknech won in a straight-forward 3-1. Suspected Bonzi wouldn't have much energy left after 2 really long 5-set matches. Struff also dominated Tiafoe for 2 sets in a row. Went with the second set because I imagined that Tiafoe is likely to run out of gas after a potentially strong start but he didn't even have that. If you want a guaranteed low odds winner Li is confirmed to beat Hon now because no way I'm hitting 3 out of 3 today all with plus odds.
Thoughts about the Mexican games?
>>150470382you are a retard
>>150301570>>150305013oh my gosh
Saturday prem acca sorted. Back what you believe >Chelsea to win and BTTS >Spurs to win and Johnson 1+ SOT>Wolves to win and Wolves most SOTs>Burnley to win, Lyle Forster 1+ SOT, Bruno 1+ foul won and 1+ first half foul committed >Leeds to win and Leeds to have 4+ cornersIf you doubt me just remember in 24 hours I’ll be planning a coke and hooker trip and you’ll be sat seething
philies +0 after 5 innings @ 1.50ranger suarez has pitched against the braves twice this season so far. in 13 total innings pitched he has only given up 1 earned run against them, a solo homerun.bryce elder has played against the phillies once this season and got lit up for 10 runs, 9 earned in 2 innings before getting pulled early. bryce elder hasnt managed to shut the other team out in any of his starts this season, and a 5.25 era on the road is troubling against a team swinging a hot bat. philies lead the majors in wrc+ and ops at home against rhp post all star break.
>>150472438Absolute chokefest of a 2-0 loss. Had some hopes for a comeback in both sets but Hon was simply too bad in almost every mportant point. Had to be this way of course. Can't be too mad with 2 nice wins out 3 I guess.Picks for Saturday:Bergs to beat Munar @3Muchova to beat Noskova @1.85Haddad Maia to beat Sakkaro @2.3
>>150474425Know I should have taken it a few days earlier when the odds were still much higher but had to see if Pegula safely makes it past Azarenka. Sprinkling Pegula to win the US Open @17 because she has a pretty good draw to make semis at least and wouldn't be surprised if she could even sneak into the final. Still plan on betting on her against Andreeva in the likely quarters matchup. Her odds would probably be around @2.5 which I'll happily take if I can.
>>150472870Cashed out 186€ waiting for Juarez just in case
>San Jose StateThe most heart-breaking last leg I've ever had. -610.
>>150472870+2 means what exactly?>>150478583Nice
>>150479866It's the early payout at 2 goals up
>>150480068Ah okYeah Toluca have been scoring really well I wouldn’t be backing Juarez in any matches though
>>150475765Andreeva lost to Townsend so can't bet against her anymore sadly. Really didn't think she would lose this match. The Pegula future is looking even better at least.
waiting for europa league schedule so i can start working on bets. last season made 120 bets and 0 hit. still tweaking my system.
NCAAF btts20 is broken. finding free money everyday. im going to get bannedOldD IND365 btts20 yes +310MGN btts20 no -250DK btts no -276
€5 free bet 150/1 fourfold, starting this evening.
Texas is injured go osu under
>Ball State +16.5And that's a wrap already for Week 1.
bayern mauling up augsburg. they were at 1,50 at some point before their first goal just for straight up ML.
Here goes my second bet in my betting series. Last bet was Arsenal ML + over 1,5 goals.1-0-0 record.Tonights bet is Napoli ML currenlty sitting at 1.42. I think im going to wait out maybe first 10-15 just to get a bit higher odds, but i will place a bet on this.
>>150483955My 2 cents is you parlay too many games
is something happening in the grazer-sturm match?
>>150487479Yep
>>150492546maybe but i had quite a few slips that were off by one. im still tweaking my system.
>>150492670FUCK grazer
Bergs is beyond terrible. Was well rested couldn't even pretend to put up a fight against a shaky Munar.
OMG YES GOAL FOR NAPOLI!!!!
Betting series.2-0-0. That Napoli goal was deep down there lol.Next bet im placing is: Man City (a) ML + over 1,5 goals in the game @ 2.20 VS. Brighton (h)This one is def a bit more risky than I like, so keep that in mind.
the Eredivisie is completely fuckedtrembleth at the devastation wrought upon the insolent fools who built on a foundation of sand. wind spirits are real and they are coming for innocent /bet/tors near you. be careful
>>150473585i love thissums up /bet/
>>150305013I actually find it kind of hot by the concept alone, is like appreciating when a bodybuilder abandons his humanity in the pursuit of pure raw muscle. Insane
>>150497752She bimbomaxxed into a fertility idol if youre a red blood with a big dick like me she makes you hard regardless if you find her "attractive" she's the walking embodiment of sex
Michigan -34.5
>>150473585Where the hookers & blow at, b?
Any thoughts on UCLA game? Quick.
>>150504650ur gut is right
>>150497038Fucking ajax ruined me parley
>>1504916582-0-0 baby
Mafia fix every match, i am sure of it, every matchWhen will it be enough for them? When they make 100 googlilion? For 25 years i have been robbed by betting mafia and not just meExample of mafia game>Norway 5th league>2 plus 1st 2 plus 2nd>4-0 ht>4-1 ft
sanfrecce hiroshima +0 @ 1.650
>>1504744252 wins and a loss. Muchova won in a 2-1 that should have been a 2-0. Thankfully she woke up after the first set. Haddad Maia completely destroyed Sakkari. Already complained about Bergs being bad but 2 out of 3 is good enough with these odds.Picks for Sunday:Struff to win 2 sets against Djokovic @3.1Pegula to beat Li @1.25Krejcikova to beat Townsend @1.7Vondrousova to beat Rybakina @3
got taken to the cleaners in cfb this weekend bros...
Im placing another seperate bet from the man city ml + over 1,5 goals.second bet, making this betting series have a total of 4 bets so far, is Man city ml @1.95
>>150508111all in miami
its over. kekw bet record 2-2putting last money on barca to beat rayo vallecano
fucking norwegian shitter just missed a pen
>>150514037May i suggest a quadruple: fenerbahce, crvena zvezda, inter and river plate @3.16i also took copenhagen ml @1.78, as well as over 2.5 for the following games: liv arsenal @1.80, botosani craiova @1.50 (btts or 3+) and dirtmund union @1.60
The quadruple are what i thought to be the safest mls, the so called locks of the day. Had a feeling liverpool arsenal might end 3-3, botosani craiova had a ton of chances last time they played, and dortmund can always be high scoring. That's the reasoning. And copenhaga i always bet against these guys, besides they must be carying high morale after qf for CL
>Fenerbahce @1.52Come on, guys, let's smack that ml
Hahaha i always pronnounced it genclerbirgili, and it's in fact genclerbirligi
>>150514481whenever a team misses a pen, it just feels like it infects their whole match
Wonder if mourinho will get 3 points against npc's genclerbirligi
Ok, explain this. Odds 1.52, yeah? I make the post here. Drops to 1.49 ....
>>150514803>Had a feeling liverpool arsenal might end 3-3looks like it might be a slurper so far
>>150515698All 3 of them. My theory is for any goalfest with 5 or 6 goals all you need is 1 goal by half time
On the verge of bursting in tears ngl
Cashed out everything for little over half the stake
>>150515742we wont even get 1
>>150516511>>150516511>>150516511