Cody's shake and bake editionPrevious: >>150380876
RIP
We got 30 minutes of relevance. Don't cry because it's over, drink because it happened.
hocevar radio is pretty funny
First for Cheddar Roast Beef sammiches.
Tactical pit entry blocing
Denny's scheme is nostalgic
Kroger running in the top 3!
Preese bitchin lol.
Preece basically calling Chastain a bitch
I WALKED THIS EMPTY STREETON BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS
HEY
Who's the most rotund driver?
The southern 500 is my favorite event on the calendar desu
>>150382768
>>150382768Probably Austin Hill if we count xfinity/part timers
anyone know what song that was while they were showing Brad's pitstop?
odd paramore
Was NBC just playing paramore
>>150382761he calls everyone a bitch, that's how hocevar got his nickname
>>150382740For me its the matching fire suit and shoelaces.
>>150382797Paramore song. Was it Pressure?
>Byron, Elliott, Larson top 3 now
Fireworks :D
>>150382768titwise...
>>150382797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-MaaxgdUT4
PARAMORE MENTIONED!!!!!>>150382814yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-MaaxgdUT4
>race goes green while NBC is screwing around showing refuelling
>>150382834>>150382814Oh based, that's why it seemed familiar, thanks
>>150382797I.G.Y. by Donald Fagen
Look at that debris fly?
They need to check William Byron's car again
Almost time for another juan.
Codybros what happened? I thought this was our night. Don’t these drivers know who his dad is? He has racing PEDIGREE. And only faps to 2D
mcdowell got hung out or just bailed out
>>150382880I think he got loose and went out of line.
Damn I already ate my whole pizza and it's still stage 2
>>150382874NASCAR is scared of the GOAT demanding a return to Japan, they clearly sabotaged him.
>22 lead changesIt should've stopped with Cody Ware.
>officials say the backstretch is all clear>multiple pieces of debris get flung to the apron
>>150382895Many such cases!
>>150382856Phantom debris.
>>150382895How is that physically possible
What happened to BJ McCleod?
TANDEM
Briscoe utterly BTFO’d
>>150382924It was just a Red Baron frozen pizza
>>150382895I made ribs, but ate a big bowl of pho earlier and I'm still full.
>>150382925He realized he was simply too based for this sport and left
based melonman
>>150382874We choked(pun intended)
cam on rossalso whats up, another credit juan stage aids?
>>150382938My point still standsIt takes me all day to eat red baron pizza, eating one in one sitting would make me sick
>>150382895same lmao
>>150382831Amazing
Well if Cody can't do it, I'll take melon man.
not sure why but the 400 has been way better than the 500 with the next gen car
>>150382895Want some bbq teriyaki chicken and andouille sausages?
>melon stage win>>150382962I ran 12 miles this morning, I've been running a lot lately, ~35 mi/week. I'm fucking hungry ALL the time now...
>>150382973I'd guess track temp, but time of year vs day/night should kinda balance out.
>>150382973It helps that it’s the cutoff race for the memeoffs except for last year or whenever it was when it was the southern 500
I regret to inform you all that Joey Logano wins this race
Here's my homemade cheeseburger hash brown bowl
>100 gecsWhat the fuckWho let cody on the aux
>>150382973Cooler track temps?
>set thermostat to 72 degrees >it’s almost uncomfortably warm >set it to 71 degrees >it’s comfortable, almost too cool
>>150382983Sure that sounds bretty good
florida man needs to break into the race control room and demand they increase the horsepower in cody's ECU or else
I wish Nascar would admit they were wrong about next gen cars and bring us back to peak COT era
>safety culture >miss your pit box
>>150382990>>150383008guess that helps>>150382991even then it was better than the 500
Is there anything gayer than “Pit Road Closed”? Pit Road should be like 7/11, open around the clock. If I wanna pit on the Wednesday before the race, that’s my fucking prerogative.
>>150383049
>>150383056>running 8th>caution comes out while I'm in turn 4>dive on pit road>top 7 pit next lap >jump to the lead I mean, if you like chaos I guess
>>150383038I know Florida Man personally and I have relayed this message
>>150383038working on it
They need to kick Jeffs ass pot of the booth and put Ward in there.sumbitches
>>150383086>>150383084based, thank you
Ware cycled back to 10th. Dream's not dead.
ERE WE GO
>daniel 24thwhat happened?
PRAWBLEMS
>case of beer again
If Mears doesn't make it to the playoffs I'll kill myself.
Just park the 66 at this point.
>>150382995Based, what's the sauce?
>>150383159How ya doing, kamikaze?
>>150383168Queso, bacon jelly, and chipotle ranch
>>150383049I'm going to need an RCCA on that by next race.
GET OFF THE FUCKING TRACK HAMLIN YOU FUCKING HACK
Before he ever made the headlinesOr won the Winston CupHe survived his share of crashesBut he never did give upThe tracks in CarolinaWhere all the Petty's ranWhat kept the motors runningWay back then, were you the fansHe won seven at DaytonaIt was STP and 43King Richard is a legendAnd he's a hero to meWhen he wins he waves his handTo the folks up in the standAnd he is dedicatedTo all the NASCAR fansWell, I wish this year could last forever!But the race must go on..He'll hang up his helmetBut he never will be goneI know he'll drive foreverIn the heart of every fanAnd he will be rememberedAs the best that's ever been
>Yellow's out - save fuel
one of gimmie's cars knocking out the 48 out of the playoff would be kino
>half throttle racingyipeee!
>I CANT TURN THE CAR
>Denny
The death of a Toyota
Chris Chan's school buddy is seething
>>150383182Sounds delicious and maybe like a tummy ache, but totally worth it. Enjoy, fren.
Hamlinbros...
HAA HAA Hamlel
Damn that's some tense radio...
get fucked hamlel
hamlel mad
what is he doing?
Denny crying
fuck i wanted another hamlin win
>Dennis being a bitchboy on the radio.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN
>a couple of pieces of debris - turn 4
>>150383211My stomach is made of iron. I can handle just about anything
Hamlin get your SHIT BOX off the track.
you're not you when you're hangry
nascar should park his ass
Why do we hate Hamlel again?
>>150383234
King's Hawaiian is some good shit.
>>150383256Is Mayonnaise also your favorite condiment?
>>150383251He drives for Toyota. If he drove for Chevy anons would like him
"ohh baby that's it. oh baby. im gonna bust in your vaginer......ohhhhh"
>>150383251I don't hate him. He is just a massive complainer when things don't go his way.
>>150383251He's a brainlet with a gambling problem who thinks he's a genius.If he wins his lawsuit, small teams and startups are fucked forever.
>>150383265>MayonnaiseAnon, real mayo is very delicious.
>>150383251He and Michael Jordan are literally suing Nascar.fucking rat.
>>150383256Have you been to their bakery/restaurant? They have amazing french toast>>150383265quiet you
>>150383265No, my favorite condiment is probably Dijon mustard.
>memecheck
/biz/ idea: Toyota Supra body for the cup series and gr86 body for xfinity
John Hunter Penaltycheck
>>150383285If they were going about it from another angle, it would be absolutely based. But to say it's anti-competitive for charters not to be permaent is just bitchmade.
>>150383277Throw something onto the track
>>150383277play NASCAR 98
>>1503832652:1 mix Stubb's spicy bbq : Duke's mayoGoes on almost anything. Chimichurri is the best for steaks though.
>lighting behind me just tweaked out
cody back up to 5th
>>150383302Isn't the Supra already discontinued?
>>150383251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSTD0Qiat0
Look who is leading after the final fuel stop.
>>150383302Completely stock street cars, except you throw in the 900 hp motor.
>>150383292>bakery/restaurantI didn't know that was a thing.
>>150383302I own a Camry and a GR86. I'd be okay with this
>>150383321
CODYBROS WE'RE PEAKING AGAIN
>southern 500 next weekcan't wait
>>150383333CHECKED CHECKED CHECKED
>>150383334What about exhausts?
>>150383323Nah it’s still in production
>>150383333Quads !!
holy fuck my dick is hurting
>>150383315I do that with a little bit of horseradish for seasoned fries.
>>150383364Should I buy one?
i can’t see shit
>>150383376Yes
51 went back in to top up
>>150383394It doesn't matter, fate has already been decided
Here's some race updates.. No mention of what happened to svg who was running 12th..and now is a lap down. These cunts are worthless!
remember what they took from you
>>150383376No, the BMW has nicer interior. Transmission is pretty impressive, but I can't give up a true manual. Look for a nicely optioned 997.2 would be my recomendation. Insurance payout for them is almost double the current market price, tons of fun, and you can upgrade them with a lot of the GT3 parts to modify if you want, not to mention aftermarket.
It's time to activate Austin Hill
>>150383404We are reaching lucky penny levels of based
>>150383335yup its in Torrance, CAI thought it was a chain... my parents always send me a gift card for my birthday, it has a full service bakery and restaurant
>>150383404Prophesied by P. F. Chang himself.
>>150383408Why isn't this a thing anymore? I can't Google
>>150383452Bubba
Anyone but Logano pls
CAM ON JONES
>>150383410Meh, I've never been a fan of porsches. BMWs are nice (rented one once), but they seem like a hassle. I do kind of want a new car, but I'm way too lazy to go around looking and my '15 GTI is still going strong, I think...
>>150383408Aren't those infield lights still there, just shut off during the race?
>>150383407he's still on the lead lap just hanging at the back with ross
>>150383381Are you being abducted by aay lmaos?
Cody strategically saving fuel and avoiding the next juan. Truly a master of the craft.
>>150383473yup with Hocevar out I just want that blessed livery to win
>>150383474>I've never been a fan of porschesAnon, I was the same way. I highly recommend you drive one. The new Supra isn't really built by Toyota, it's a BMW platform. 911s are also dumb cheap to maintain for the most part, like a Honda, and insurance is cheap. I pay like $60 a month.
Whiskey Myers at Talladega in October... It's only a 6 hour drive, bros.
>>150383421Damn, that is a long way from my house.
Why is Kyle still trying?
>Just keep doing what you been doing, Cody. Save about what you've been saving and you'll have enough to make a run for it.
>>150383511Can a Porsche really e a DD though? I live in an apartment building, I only have one parking spot... so I can only really have 1 car.
>>150383502He's going to thank anime for his strategic win.
>>150383518yeah I wouldn't make an insane trip for it, but if you're ever in the area, you won't regret it
>Race is yellows half the time.>Still runs ads when it’s green.I’ve mcfuckin had it with NBC.
>>150383521crashing the field... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>150383521Richard won't let him DNF. Old school thought process.
>>150383537A Porsche is probably better for a daily driver than a BMW as far as reliability goes.
>>150383548Damn I thought I had a webm of that.. but not quite
>They let the drivers drop their Rock Lee leg weightsOh yeah lets go FAST
>>150383537So long as you don't need to really tow anything, sure. I've owned three of them, first one had over 250k miles on it. The 4WD models handle great, but you can feel the extra weight up front. Try to find a 3.8L model if possible. Don't be shy'd away from the convertables either, the 997 specifically was designed as a convertable from the start and you can feel it when driving, the chassis doesn't flex.
Who is the Hamilton of left turns?
>>150383566>>150383590Meh... Idk if a Porsche would work for me. Sometimes I go to like... Ikea. And I don't have any friends with trucks or big cars I could borrow (I don't have any friends) and I'm banned from ZipCar (if they still exist, idk)I'll probably just keep my GTI until it dies. I needs new brakes though soon.
Joe Log supremacy
it’s brewing
>>150383605Had a vastly superior car for years, then never won again when things equalized a bit? Jimmie Johnson.
>>150383629He'll throw a terrible block and wreck 20 cars
When's SVG going to make his push?
>>150383621Renting a Uhaul is cheap anon, just a pain in the ass with the time sink driving the extra distance. Best thing about the 911 is they just go up in value compared to just about anything else out there.
Loganoooooooo!
Its gonna happen...
The most depressive Top 10, Jesus.
The juan is coming I can feel it
they're getting aggressive with the pushes...
This is our time, Ware bros.
>>150383661It's going to be him
>mcleodfuck
>>150383647I have a GR86 as my daily, and U haul is definitely the cheapest and fastest way to go if I need to move anything bigger than a case of paper towels
>McLeod
Someone was asking about BJ earlier.
What a fucking race
>briscoe
>>150383693Hopefully I'll be getting one after this race
Todd getting shit on the radio
43 to the lead!
Is he called BJ because he sucks?
i can feel a bad logano block coming
>>150383700Is that cat watching Powerpuff girls?
>>150383709His legal name is BJ
Every race should be on a super speedway fight me
>>150383709It stands for Big Johnson
logano is gonna cause a gargantuan one
>>150383709>Burton Darwin McLeod Jr.>Burt Jr.>B. J.
hill... please....
God please a Jones win here with that paint scheme would make this race KINO. FUCK OFF Logano
>>150383721brainlet
>>150383482yeah right. Fucking cunts 9secs off the pace and nothing. Like i said they're worthless!
>>150383689Hear me out...For you I'd recommend the walmart+ membership. If you do the math and figure your time is worth more than the cost of it, you get free shipping and discounts on stuff. For me, a trip to walmart from the house and back is an hour or so, once a week or two. So let's say about 24 hours over the course of a year with the lower amount. It's saving me a day, and whatever I can earn with 24 hours of work, or live with 24 hours of life.
Fatal Wreck roll from the incoming Juan in 5 laps
>>150383743This is much better than slop like Richmond.
Feels like someone's about to do something stupid.
pls racing gods just let my boy win
Blasting this banger right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVdJiqCoaHk
AJ "I GAVE HER" ALLMYDINGER.
>allmenigger
outta the way shitters
>He turned left
>spinning ahead, back it down
>lelgano
I command Logano to wreck
HAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED JOEY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LOLGANO
fug
logchads......
THE CROWD ERUPTS
>i'm freakin' stuckyep
GET FUCKED!
>>150383712Based prophecy anon
Holy fuck what a retard
Lo-gone-o AHHHHHSHSHAHAAV
>legoonercawshun
What the fuck was that lmao
>the cheers when joey spunBASED
Joey, you faggot.
lol Logano intentionally avoided the pitlane to bring out the flag.
Commentators curse
ayyyyget fucked lelgano
>>150383641only himself kek
New winner pls. Blowman OUT
>>150383845veteran move
>>150383712>i can feel a bad logano block comingFlorida Man called it.
>>150383860Cant wait for the punishment tuesday.
So far, the A-pillar flap has worked, but nobody has really rotated to the right this race.
Is Haley winning the funniest outcome?
>>150383763The one thing I hate more than grocery shopping is someone else grocery shopping for me
Is... is Larson finally going to win his first superspeedway race?!
>>15038385341 or the 54
>>150383887Cody is scheming a win there's no chance for anyone.
>>150383472You got what you asked for.
so why did logno end up in the grass, did he pout and have a fit? Nbc refused to show
>>150383824can confirm they cheered
>>150383877Still hoping for a Ware meme win.
>>150383878For fresh fruits and vegetables and cuts of meat I'd recommend doing that yourself, sure. If it's just shit you need from the store, it's a pretty good deal.
>>150383902Scheming… from the back of the pack
>>150383913honestly think his tires were flat so he had no or little control, but who knows how hard he was trying to steer away from the grass
>>150383941World's longest range brakecheck
You guys think Chastain still has a chance?
STP car winning is too sovlful to happen
greengreengreenGO JONES
cam on kyle
>>150383913he tried to spin it further to force the caution out but beached himeself
>>150383877Yes, since he's getting fired like Burton was last year.
>>150383956Cmon king
43 will be sacrificed
>>150383920>that file name omega kek
>powerball numbers are all active car numbersNeat.
>Jonesgoddammit
Seven laps to go; seven opportunities to send a car airborne.
>jonesboiFUCK
GOD DAMN IT JONES
HALEY CHADS THIS IS OUR RACE.
Faggot ass Larson
Larson boutta flip Preece
>>150383978Nevermind, I forgot 14 isn't.
jones bros... its over
Preece is my back up car
COME ON LARSON!!
AHHHHHH THIS RACE IS TOO KINO
HALEY NOOOOOOOO
AAAHHHH
INCOMING
Spinning at the checkers
>All that for a Blaney winoh fuck off
>no top 5 for LarsonKEK
>repeat winnerFUCK
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS EPIC
I just nutted in my pants
larson with 0 help from elliot lel what the fuck
>All that for Blaney to winFuck penskefags
>daniel 2ndSe acabo for real
Huge recovery for Jones
I ALWAYS KNEW FROM THE START BLANEY WOULD BRING IT HOME
FORD MEN. WE EAT.
>4 wide finishwow
superb end, a shame kyle couldnt do it, plus a p*nske win
At least it wasn't Logano.
How do faggots not like plate tracks?
Good last few laps. Shit winner and playoff last seed.
So what's the moral of this race?
1-10 RATE THE RACE>1-10 RATE THE RACE1-10 RATE THE RACE
Cold Custard was so close
Not a blaney fan, but that was pretty good
anyways penskebros we're so fucking back
>>15038409711, fucking 4 wide on the line, I have a hard on
>>1503840978/10
>>1503840978.8
>>150384090They're homosexual grease monkeys. Super Speedways are always great.
>>1503840979.9/10
>>150384066At least it wasn't Blowsmen>>1503840979
>>150384097Hard 9. Just like me
>>150384090They're more kino than street courses.
>>15038409710/10 for the first 99.99% of the raceFagboy Blaney winning brings it down to a 6/10
>>1503840978
>>1503840979, not 10 because of the winnerrace had everything i wwanted
>>150384095Trust the plan. Always.
Bro needs a haircut
>>150384095penskefags find a way to ruin everything
>>1503840976.67/10Missed out on the first third because local NBC was airing NFL and theTVapp's audio was broken.
>>150384140The mullet is in again.
I think Roger secretly brought Tim Cindric back
>>150384097stage 1 and 3 were 9/10, stage 2 probably 6 or 7
>>1503840970 this car still races like shit here but you guys will eat it up apparently
>blenis>referred to as a veteran for team PenskeI feel old.
Fuck blowman
>0 this car still races like shit here but you guys will eat it up apparently
That was a fun race
Everyone is mad at Penske, but they didn't punt Jones.
Regular Season final point standings
>>150384095moral? bet on cole fucking it up next time.
>>1503840979.969/10, that last that last .031 was how close söyman was from being knocked out of the memeoff and being a perfect race
>>150384158Casey Mears was the only driver in this race who raced in Cup when it was sponsored by Winston.
>>150384166Sorry your boyfriend didn't win.
>Logano purposely brings out a caution to let Blaney winFuck penske
Gayoffs seeding and standings
>>150384174Hamlinbros........
>>150384174If anyone outside the top 6 wins the cup this year, then NASCAR needs to nuke the playoffs and start from scratch
>>150384195>SVG has a better chance of winning the cup than Cody has of getting to 35th
>>150384195Bowman propped up like a wilting tomato plant.
>>150384200>speedracer 5 carI think it's the first time I've seen it in these pictures. Based.
>>150384174>Buescher and Preece in top 16>Both out of playoffsDamn...
>>150384095This was our race Codybros..
>>150384210Logano won it with 3 wins in total and Kenseth won it back in the Winston cup with 1 win so it’s not going anywhere
>>150384174>4 wins>ranked 25thWhat a memer
This race could've been so much better if Logano remained in first
>>150384230And a Racer X 9 behind it.
>>150384210>NASCAR needs to nuke the playoffs and start from scratchFTFY
>>150384247This race could've been so much better if Logano exploded
>>150384195i suppose the 17 and 60 have 17th and 18th on lock but it's really shitty because they're better drivers than half the guys in the playoffs. chris especially is absolutely a top 10 talent in the sport.
>>150384174>>150384195i still dont understand thiswhy are fagman and reddit in?because they earned at least 2 goy off points?
>>150384269>14 spots filled by wins>Highest two points without points made it in
>>150384289*without wins
>>150384269
>>150384247If he just didn't cause that late caution.
>>150384277If you finish p4 in a race is it considered a top 5 AND a top 10 or just a top 5 for statistical reasons
>>150384339A win is a top 5 and a top 5 is a top 10.
>>150384436Even if it was the most boring outcome it was nice it wasn't a wreckfest at the end.
>>150384453this is the only sport where you can feel disappointed with a 4 wide finish
kek
>>150384436If only Blaney didn't exist...
>>150382812>For me its the matching fire suit and shoelacesSweet Jesus, that attention to detail. And it's Cale Yarborough.
>>150384214Yes, he is already locked in the second stage by points
