"What is goalie interference anyways?"
First for the Vancouver Canucks.
>>150402502>t. amerigolem
happy bud1225 mitch70 and burrito10019!
>tfw cold res is 0% in a cold damage areakeep dyin bros
>>150402508Boston radio had an amusing segment on the left one when it happened. They played an old Bruins clip of an announcer freaking out over a tendie interference and yelling "theres a toe in the crease!"
>>150402513
local boys lost the little league world series to taiwan KWAB oh boy
pedocopey
>>150402591aren't asian countries weirdly good at baseball? shame they don't try being weirdly good at hockey. probably because of the lack of hockey anime.
>>150402592>he looked it up kwab i just saw it on twitter
why was /hoc/ so desperate to portray male soap opera actors (wrestlers) as tough guys when that ytboi was completely buck broken on live stream?
>>150402601What about the Dream Monkeys?
My penguins ):
>>150402601Asians are good at baseball because there's no creativity required.
>>150402620He was a ptsd ridden maga chud. They're all buckbroken
>>150402691bud is NOT going to like this post!
>>150402679What did it feel like to win two cups back to back?
>>150402696it happens to the worst of us
Ahh yessir
>>150402743i need to lick her anus
>>150402743please post more of my chilean wife here
I liked the Atlanta Thrashers and the Phoenix Coyotes. There's nothing wrong with sunbelt hockey as long as the teams suck.
>>150402755but that's where the poop goes through
Sunbelt have won the cup going back 8 years straight.
>>150402702Pretty great but it should have been a threepeat ):
>>150402772Remember when you fags we’re bitching that it was Pittsburgh and Chicago every year?
>>150402755i don't know how to say marner in chilean or else I'd give you some advice
>>150402779Just like my islanders
>>150402779no because they werent watching back then
>>150402779no :)
will he score 70 next season?
business idea: stop tracking assists so players are incentivized to shoot more to get bigger contracts
>>150402816You'd think one of the stats dorks would try to track tertiary assists, like why not?
>>150402789Sad
There should be up to 5 assists awarded for each goal.
Yay more imaginary stats for marner to get 100 of during reg season and 0 during playoffs
LA was the only great team in recent history that really pissed me off.
>>150402838Just like my islanders
>>150402834I’ve always thought this
>>150402851It's a team game after all
the patty kane goal that jim hughson never saw go in and the alec martinez scoring on the >lunpad rebound are the only really memorable cups from recent years.
>>150402868link to both please
>>150402873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy4UZbtxxkYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4SVih8Rn5Y
>>150402881thx bro
>>150402881>patty kaneThis is the first cup winning goal I remember vividly.
cope 2023 goat cup win the panthers were embarrassed by the big bad knighties CHADS
>marissa from bardown10/10 jeeeesus christ
>>150402906that was one of those forgettable games that was over by the end of the second and people just turned off before gary even presented the cup
>>150402923total annihilation true
sleeping dogs is pretty good except all these chinks drive on the wrong side of the road
>>150402985cool
>>150402927link me a memorable moment
>>150403010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yxMbWlnWV8
took him 9 hours to get off the first dog
did you know there are anons posting itt that unironically think mark scheifele was in the wrong here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw4R900yT3g
I would've been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.
>>150403010sure thing here ya go pusy 1993 KWAB no milly *dabs*
>>150403054
four hours later and he still cant find a memorable highlight kek jen even
>>150403067worked kwab
>>150403133monitor on paco
at least the crapitals had that chick pressing her tits against the glass.
>>150403149>pacohere's paca, the official animal of the NHL!
>>150403149no milly
I mean imagine having to cross 2 lanes of traffic to make a right hand turn. Retarded.
no milly dilly
>>150403247true KWAB
dylan wontbg woncopey lostbud lost
just started chapter 9 almost to endgame
>>150403319nice
>>150403322unfortunately warlock spec isn't meta so i'll have to switch to lich
>>150403346gl man
When you see my Flames hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hellWhen we hoist the cup hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell
that band sucks but that song is catchy
got my son betrothed to a swedish stacy with 15 prowess
>>150403410based
gary....please..i beg you...drop the puck.....please
watching seinfeld :)
>>150403519what's the deal with lampshades? if it's a lamp, why do you want shade?
My wife was afraid of the darkShe saw me naked, now she's afraid of the light
>>150403535Raped bitch.
>>150403541Fuck off retard
>>150403627bud1
My laffs get no respect
5am marner in the books
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
we don't marner in books here
we don't call those that here
true we call em novels
Marner was very stubborn but it was released eventually
unlike the epstein files
>>150404220
>>150403410fug this reminds me I have a game from February I need to resume
>>150404353Thank you Gary
>>150404353>>150404818Thank you Gary
>>150402508Gary’s interns need to research the topic
https://x.com/MarcMethot3/status/1959706187294969977?t=CR2qRAJ7WQhKZHDr7PKUlw&s=19Add Marc Methot to the chuds list.
>>150405130Getting his pinky sliced off by crosby radicalized him
>>150405199I completely forgot about that
>>150405130them shutting down the capital pride parade is the funniest thing ever kek
>>150405288They should fight to death for my amusement
>>150405319i don't think any of those folks have been in a fight in their lives lol
>>150405288>>150405319>>150405355Watch out chuds
My tummy feels a lot better after taking a very red marner
Hey Gary :3
>>150405750Hey Goyim :3
>>150405130Our Sennies :)
Thanks Gary
>>150405380I listened to an interview with Forsberg last week. He said he never played a good game post-foot problems in 02-03. That he still after the last operation in 2018 dont have any balance on his foot and that it feels like the foot is loose when he puts on skates
>>150406114You get paid for what the guys before you did for the sport. Gretzky got $46M because of what Orr and Esposito did in the 70s. Orr and Esposito got paid because of what Howe and Beliveau did, etc.
>>150406114You see goy? Players are earning more than ever so there's no reason to abolish the salary cap!
>>150405502
>>150406323average sunrise fan
I love Gary He’s my gf
copey won I'm six feet from the edge and buds winning
>>150406323I wear those same socks
>>150406560lucky duck
>>150406560I would think youre Garys gf (goyfriend)
he was a hockey boyhe said buy the jersey goy
all americans are garys goyfriends
>>150406114NHL owners are the biggest enemy of hockey players and fans
>>150402777checked
>>150403496
>>150407096thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>150404353Thanks You, Gary
>>150407129I can tell you're that guy who was raped
Why are NHL GM's such pussies?
>>150407323you tell me
>but his silence spoke volumes
Still waiting on all the impending trades and offer sheets guys.
>>150407323garyhe increased the ownership group to water down the old guard's influence now no one dare challenge his authority
/hoc/ loves Gary
>>150407705t. Gary's intern
Retard
>>150407731choose to hang up the skates rather than suffer through another season of craig conroy
Zdeno Chara bent over to hang up his skates
ain't nobody ready for my Habbies
>>150407786Now he’s an iron man
Why hasn’t Dubas traded rust, rakell, and Karlson yet?
>>150402508Is lying about being raped “goalie interference”?
>>150407938All in good time, anon.
>>150406453Imagine hating the fact that employee salaries are directly linked to revenue. Not even profit, just raw revenue. Imagine any industry other than sports doing that.
>>150408152>The business of the NHL was its strongest ever in calendar year 2024, and revenues for the2024-25 season are projected to exceed $6.6 billion.50% of 6.6 bil is 3.3 billiondivide that by 32 and the cap should be over 100 million next season
>>150408152say now, Mr Maplestahni, that sounds dangerously close to Socialism, and that's Un-American, both North and South American in fact..
>>150408218raped retard
>>150408184The NHLPA and the NHL have already agreed that it will be $104M. With the covid debt paid off, the union wants to avoid large one time increases because that rewards some players more than others. >I'm a free agent when the cap jumps $20M>you're a free agent when the cap jumps $4MYou can see why the union would rather smooth that out
>>150408270>The NHLPA and the NHL have already agreed that it will be $104Min 2026 a year late
>>150408288Did you know that every single player got all the escrow money back plus a bonus cheque last year because they crushed the projected revenue? The actual cap number is just an imaginary number used to make final accounting simpler
>>150408392wow the players earned back the salary they were paid in the first place?! whoa slow down there garyhow much was the bonus and was it paid equally
>>150408218Aren't you the guy that was raped
>>150408427>how much was the bonus It was whatever the NHL needed to pay to make the revenue split 50-50>and was it paid equallyIt was based on the size of your cheques.
I knew what "escrow" was for about a week
>>150408541just another form of jewish usury
>the funding accruals were divested in accordance with the legal guidelines of the labor contract
>>150408541Its Garys finest jewish trick
>>150408593Typical muslim talk
>>150408541mind your business
>>150408582thoughts on your infamous defeat to bud?
could you imagine if mcdicks withheld money from their cashiers and grill workers until they exceeded a certain revenue and then finally decided to pay some of the money back they stole for months, years even. how did nhl players get roped into this jewish witchcraft?
>>150408702not exactly the best business model to hold up as a beacon of honesty and fair labor practices, dude >he who owns the gold rules; that's the only Golden Rule I ever see practiced here
>>150408541Marchand claimed that Carolina is the reason they have it
>>150408754raped retard
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/veteran-nhl-defenceman-tyson-barrie-retires-from-professional-hockey/
>>150408702No wonder chick fil a is superior
>>150408754aren't you the guy that was raped
Dropping a post waging marner
>>150409370>>150407731Goodnight former Flame Tyson Barrie
It's the 25th anniversary of the Minnesota Wild! Please don't laugh
>>150409716We'll try to suppress ourselves, but you're asking a lot
>>150409716We can celebrate all their deep playoff runs in 25 years
got banned for posting sisiphus hoob. just got unbanned. flameschads are the most persecuted group on earth :(
>>150409716
>>150409814https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002%E2%80%9303_Minnesota_Wild_season*clutches you**grabs you**wins 2-1 or 1-0*
>>150409837us flamesbros dont get no respect :(
>>150409886Stay strong flamesbro, the dynasty will change everything
>>150409851>3-1 all time in game 7s>4 playoff series wins totalGrim
>>150409837Which level of autism are you
>>150410021half of the oilers roster is level 1
>>150404353thank you gary
>>150410021I’m level 2 just like McDavid
Someone told me i was autistic a few years ago
>>150410053McDavid and draisaitl still haven’t passed their social skills class
>>1504100214
i used to listen to music and rock my head/bang it ron a pillow to soothe myself until i was 17. a pakistan doctor called me autistic.
>>150410174Hes just the average Finn
>>150410215finnophobia rears its ugly head yet again
>>150410021I'm way too good with facial expressions and stuff like that. I have something else, probably one of the less scary personality disorders
>>150410241we're all 'tards here on /hoc/
>>150407938The other GMs are still on vacation and aren't picking up their phones.
>>150410021I'm not autistic in any way shape or form but like to say I am for the lols or maybe i am?
>>150408702NHL owners are cheapfucks and knew the 2021 season would bleed them money
im artistic
>>150410266/hoc/ is the remedial class
>>150410325Draw us some OC for next season please :)
>>150410325i highly doubt it
>>150408702Oy vey!
>>150410355>>150410356
>>150410457i stand corrected and kneel
>>150410457aww bring it in
>>150410457i never doubted you but i still kneel
Could you draw me?(im a flameschad)
>>150410457anon delivered
>>150410457Based
I'm new to hockey which team plays the most beautiful hockey? I've watched some clips and it's sick when one guy weaves past like 5 guys on his own and scores making them all look like goofs. And seeing them one touch pass it across the rink and a guy slams it into the goal with one hit. Also when a guy has pasted all the defenders and it's a one vs one with the goalie why doesn't the goalie just lay down across the goal? Is it illegal? I know it's risking him doing a high shot to the top corners or getting a puck in the face but I'd definitely try it.
>Was the season a disappointment for you?— Yes, of course. I won't hide that. First and foremost, it was sad that we lost in the finals. I also wanted to get more out of my game.>You've lived in the US for pretty much your entire NHL career. What was it like living in Canada and hockey-crazy Edmonton?— It was actually a bit different. I have children, and it was a bit different how things worked with them. I would say that Canada is a bit more like Sweden, and we enjoyed it, so there were no surprises.>Was there a lot of hockey talk when you were out on the town?— Not really. I think it was quite similar to Skellefteå, where I grew up and where hockey is everything. Once the hockey season starts, everything revolves around it, which was fun.
>>150410639>most beautifulno idea, but not my flames You can lay across the goal line. That's was the traditional way to save before the butterfly style became popular. The lay down thing is called a two pad stack
>>150410639>I know it's risking him doing a high shot to the top cornersThat's exactly why they don't do that anymore. The sticks are so curved now players get 10 feet of lift accidently on a wrister.
>>150410639if you cant roof it from inside the goal crease you are never going to make it to the nhl. lying down to stop a shot is completely useless.
>>150410884I cant do that
inb4>why dont they just put as big fat guy in the net
>>150410639Most beautiful is probably team Canada at the Olympics.
>>150410490here you go
>>150410720what is this reddit ahh ama shi?
>Is McBust really a weeb?Oh yeah, him and nuge disappear for hours doing that shit. >Have you ever been to his house?Nobody has. Except Nurse. >What does Drai think about him?He's gone to kongs confirmed.
>>150411555
>>150411574thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
>>150411555>He's gone to kongs confirmed.kenny wins again
>What do you think about their goaltending?What goaltending?How about the coach?Put it this way, we don't taunt each other by saying "fag", we say "knob". "Bouchard ya' knob you couldn't stop lucic, also a knob."
>renob
Finna cook some salmon for dinner bros desu gonna have some asparagus with it too desu, a classic combo desu senpai.
>>150410970Well?
>>150411825Sounds very healthy :)
>>150411825sounds like the bomb, kid, you gonna pair that with something from the wine cellar?
>>150411868its a monday.
raw's on toknight
>e-slop
jews told him to subscribe to netflix and he say yes master
>>150411876So like a white wine, then, something light and breezy?
>>150411884nope it finished an hour ago
somethin heavy and windy brrrraaaaaapppp
>>150411926>somethin heavy and windy reminds me of the events of 04/17/2022...
>>150411917>they're in europeoh yeah! shall watch it later with some beers
>>150411926>windybased budchad
MY FATHER SAID WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
I survived Monday
i survived not asking
>>150412269Only 1500 more to go
only 274 more days until bud1500
>>150412269_/_/_/_/_/
>>150412320But didn't survive not telling
any new updates on the amerigolem globohomo cup?
>>150402816>muh goals only matteryou end up with David Clarksson and Matt Beleskey's getting overpaid at that point
>>150412361I can’t wait for Friday to arrive
>>150412269oh my god how horrifying you did hard work.
>>150412595that's right, goym, shame that golem for not working hard or enthusiastically enough! he seems to have forgotten that he lives to serve his masters
If your goals:assists ratio is not between 1:1 and 1:4 then you suck**excluding playoffs since they are so short
>>150412269This. Started a new job today so no taking time off for like 6 months
>>150412694Assists are for euros.
>>150403410>shoes indoorsdo welshmen really
>>150412712Good luck fren! You can survive
sure are a lot of garys glowies here right now
>>150403410>short brown hair with no luster at all>homely face>womanletGRIM
>>150412839wait a minutethat's the guy?aghahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
>>150403410chris sutter looking retard
>the tranny is back on jeopardy
>>150403410the /hoc/ pwhl player and me :)
Da Blackhawks
>>150412929poser
I'm here to make this thread just a little bit more based
youre drinking some michelob ultras like gary told you to, right goym?
>>150413220ya blew it
>>150413220*Cringe
>>150413235fuck noI'm a teetotaler>>150413281>>150413303copeour canesies are based
>>150412877Did he remember to shave this time?
>>150413375Carolina "give me freedom give me the metro" Hurricanes are the epitome of cringe
>>150413678Just like my islanders
Carolina becomes the 2012 Hurricanes whenever they can't face the Capitals, Islanders or Devils in the playoffs lol
>>150413741cope our canesies finally won an ECF game, everybody else had better look out now, there's no stopping them
>>150413805eat cock randy
>>150413830there is no randynever was
>>150402513we prefer flames asians
>>150413836Because you are his cock
>>150413805tune in this year when they choke to the Dick Tocchett Flyers in round 1!
>>150413928>flyers>playoffslook I get shitposting but you've taken it too far
>>150413994Okay then Blue Jackets. The NHL can only give us so much to shitpost with thanks to how retarded the playoff format is
>>150413994>still trying to pretend the metro division isnt the biggest meme division in the league
Matthew Schaefer is the number 1 prospect in the NHL according to Daily Faceoff. 5 Isles total in the top 27 Schaefer is as good a puck distributor as you’ll find, and it’s only a matter of time until he pops off in the NHL. That’s partly because he thinks the game at such an advanced level for his age, often luring opponents in before pulling off a deceptive deke and getting the puck where it needs to be. Scouts note just how high his hockey IQ is. You can have all the skill in the world, or you could be the biggest, meanest defender around, but if you can’t make quick decisions and your skating lags behind, you’re toast. Seriously, it’s hard to find one negative aspect about his game. Schaefer is as close to a perfect puck-moving defender as you’ll find. He’s going to be in the Norris Trophy conversation for the next 15 years – he’s that good.
>>150414074I didn't say that
thus, bud1
>>150414218Thus Won Budathustra
now I am become bud, winner of Easter
mitch1 2
>>150414620still can't believe that the bank of montreal didn't sponsor their jerseys
>>150415100Sad
A year later, are laffs fans happy with Berube as coach?
>>150415162
been enjoying some ghost pepper snacks recently, and now my marners burn
>>150412913I want to be her house husband :)
>>150415361I haven’t had ghost pepper chicken in ages. I remember it turning my marners into ducks
>>150414107Woah calm the fuck down. He could also just be Jay Bouwemeester
that greasy lunch i ate earlier made my marner putrid. streaked the bowl and took about 20 wipes.
>>150415497Calgary Flames legend
Steely dan is in this sleeping dogs game
>>150415508>>150415482>>150415361we don't call those that here now>>150415904grim
we don't make seething "memes" here either after being worked into a shoot
it took him 20 minutes to come up with that gay responseooof
im still trying to think of mine desu
Is there a /sp/ fantasy hockey league?
>>150416597>ooofkwab
>>150416696only 8 minutes that timelook out lads, he's revving up
Tommy Dreamer was almost worked into a shoot
no one knows who these gay characters are you dumb wrestletards
>>150416776i do tranny btw tiny lost KWAB
slopdown was cancelled
>>150416847What a stupid ass meme because it’s not true
>>150416677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6bahIq0C4
>>150416677i joined one maybe for the 2018-2019 season? i don't think there has been one since.
GO FLAMES GO :))))
>>150403410>sweden>catholicmaybe on planet retard
Interfere with every goalcuck
Jim Nill isn't a great GM.
>>150417367cope the athletic said he's top 2
you should be allowed to square up with the ref and there should be a ref penalty box
When does the gay season of this gay sport start again
poo peeland
missed 80% of the last boss with a diabolical marner and still took top dps
>>150417486what game bro i just finished the last epoch campaign and have no idea what to do in endgame btw we don't call those that here now
otc started the show1
the faggot euros won't stop their sing song faggotry
>shoela fala based
Wrestlefags OUT
it's wrestlechads
Marnerfags OUT
we do call those that here
>>150417630cope no we dokn't
>>150417630True we do
>>150417641wtf
huge tracts of land
knights won bigly
rph are so sad these days
>>150417822>these days
>>150417529Yeah you best leave the chants to us. You North Americans only embarrass yourselves when you try it.
The darkest hours of the night
ahhh no bud, just tryin' to look like those guys that beat the wheels off ya the other night
Just dropped a marner that made my butthole itch
>>150415162>A year later, are laffs fans happy with Berube as coach?No, they're disillusioned and seething. Muh core... muh almighty core...
>>150418217Confucius say: man that goes to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers
>>150418421Jen
>>150418421Confucius say: man who stands on toilet is high on pot
>rags
>>150418104God those interviews with the rat were based
>albertan goaltending
>>150418998Based on what?
>>150419098based on deez nuts
>>150419112scandalous
>>150419098His huge Nova Scotian cock
>>150402743Wing Stop is for niggers
ywn the love of a woman like I had this morning from my wife. I was beautifully dreaming about Phil Kessel signing with the laffs for a swan song when I felt the smooch on my cheek and a loud "GOOD MORNING" at 5:30 am on my day off. The audacity of women
>/hoc/ poster>wifeThe larping here is out of control
>>150419322Did you know that Steve Dangle can't skate?
>>150419346His dog just died go easy on him.
>>150419359God bless, still funny that someone that passionate about hockey can't even skate
Met some Canadians at a show yesterday. One of them threw a full can of PBR at the opening act and got kicked out after 2 songs. Dumbass
>>150419446>assaulting americansSounds based to me
>>150419359>His dog just diedYep, that's a dang-it
>>150419446pbr is better spent being chucked at hosers
>>150419460
im gonna start stretching after i get up in the mornings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyE0NqnHk0M
>>150419459It was Simple Plan from Canada chud
I went to Montreal last weekend, I have nothing to report other than it seems like fucking India now
>>150419656this is how i feel about anywhere i visit in the states and spics
>>150419710Stop lying you fucking faggot
>>150419732hey jose chill out a bit before ice comes for you
>>150419741It must be nice to be so privileged knowing you are safe Rajeet
>>150419752yeah, it is pretty nice that my government hasnt resorted to facism
>>150419656have you ever tried being colourblind?
>>150419779>PM is a Bank of England globohomo cuntwhew, lad
>>150419792I've never tried to be "coloUrblind?" lmao. lmao fuck you faggot
>>150419779What's fascism to you?
>>150419886a government activation of the military against its citizens when there is no active state of emergency
>>150419904Illegals aren't citizens
>>150419914and yet citizens are getting deported
>>150419904This sounds exactly like Chavismo
>>150419935chavismo embraces socialism which is the opposite of trump's policies
>>150419917No they aren't
>>150419948It's exactly his policies, MAGA is socialist
>>150419954then why is medicare getting cut without replacement
>>150419917Sar pls redeem the cricket thread sar
>>150419952mr garcia was
>politics
>>150419960Is medicare getting cut?
>>150419511basedhttps://youtu.be/PwkHGLI-cr0
>>150419988one big beautiful bill is law
>>150419968No he wasn't
>>150420010CTV probably doesn't say that Carney caved in to every one of Trump's demands, but elbows up amirite?
>>150420032so much for a chavismo american government
Chuds out
it's chads actually
>>150420041
>Elliotte Friedman believes Mitch Marner may have re-signed if Maple Leafs won Game 7 vs. PanthersLaffs bros...
>>150420114In what universe would that happen?
>>150419656I was planning on seeing it on my road trip to Nova Scotia
>>150420041Trump's style is way more consistent with chavisomo than fascism, I know this is a very controversial point with faggots, but you all need to die
>>150420156cite some examples then
>>150420140Where are you driving from?
happy bud1227 mitch72 and burrito10021!
>>150420163Burning flags are illegal, growing your own tomatoes are illegal, criticizing state government is ilegal, niggers can't go out, Jews are allowed to do anything, Canadians are allowed into USA = super groce
I hate Canadians so fucking much, why do you just lay down and give up so easily?
>>150420140where are you going to in nova scotia?
>>150420237We're not like you were on that chilly easter eve
>>150420165Nyc >>150420238Marchand’s hometown and Crosby and mackinnon’s hometown
>It's my last post in /hoc/
>>150419656Lies. Montreal has a lot of Haitians and Arabs, but we're not JEETed yet.
>fuck peggy's cove, we're going to lower sackvilleholy based
McDavid is going to wair for Johnny's anniversary to pass before he blows up the hockey news cycle with his extension
>>150419656the real Montreal is in the laurentians
>>150420386I went there for the first time in 10 years and it's so fucking JEETED, it's so sad. Notre Dame is the worst, it's all jeets and chinks and you have to pay to go in unless it's mass!
back from the dentist bro's cavities: nonegfs: none
Didn’t ask
>>150420644I have a dentist appointment today tooThey piss me off though because they send non-stop reminders weeks in advance
>>150420696there was a new girl that did my cleaning and she had her massive jugs in my face
>>150420644Good job on the cavities! I need a cleaning since I don’t floss every night
im a dentist. have an appt. with a client this afternoon. flames fan. he hasn't rsvp'd yet. hope he's dead.
>>150420878dr. rude
I don't root for Connor McDavid but I do root for Lauren Kyle
We love Gary here at /hoc/
I used to have a lady with huge boobies that cleaned my teeth but the past few times it's been a different girl who's pretty flat
My dental hygienist is a woman who uses our sessions to tell me about her husband and kids
based yinzies making em seethe
krakies
>>150421061*yinzersyou'uns should stop larping as a Pittsburgher
>>150420878its because nobody respects doctors, the stupidest people in medical school
>>150419346Wait, actually? Hilarious if true kek
>>150421079this kind of graphic design for a hockey press release makes me worried someone died or got fired
>>150421076newfag
>>150421061>Pirates currently wasting the best pitcher since rookie Gooden>Crosby being a retard by not leaving foor the habs or avalanche>Steelers thinking they're still good by bringing a conspiracy theorist retard at QB >Shittsburgh begging to bettman all season long that they need McKennaNo I hope the city of Pittsburgh burns to the ground
my hot maronite date saw me browsing /hoc/ when she got back from the bathroom a while ago, I tried explaining it to her and she saw this >>150420557and asked "waat ees jeet?"I think they hate indians here too but I don't want to reveal my full power level yet
>>150421297thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>150419346the fat faggot ass leafs fan who is coked out on sportsnet money cant skate why am i shocked by this total larper fat fuck not being able to skate or play hockey yet having strong opinions on things he has no idea about like team sports
>>150419555lmao you went to an emo rock show with your 2 inch penis and someone scared you lol you must be a canes fan
For those Numales interested Taylor got engaged
>>150421377taylor hall is getting married?
>>150421377marrying a 40 year old woman is BASED
>>150421397Won't last long, it never does
some guy ITT is getting hot levant snatch i could die
>>150421400Cope she’s a young 35 year old
>>150421301Jeets and sand Evander Kane’s hate each other
>>150421397No the other Taylor
>>150421347Are you a virgin?
>>150421324Seething shittsburgher lol
>>150421434isnt taylor pyatt like 50 now?
>>150421377Perfect timing for the NHL to do some trade >>150421400
TIL that in 1989, reigning NHL champions Calgary Flames played two exhibition games against Czechoslovakia in Prague
boilin'bubblin'
>>150421444This is /hoc/ everyone here is
>>150421543Team Czechoslovakia won both games, 4:1 and 4:2.Here’s a translated excerpt from a Czech article about the game:"We will win," Hrdina answered reporters at the InterContinental Hotel and had to add that the Calgary team. However, the national team under the leadership of excellent coach Pavel Wohl was more competitive at the beginning of the season and won both games 4:2 and 4:1. In the first, goalie Dominik Hašek also showed his class, in the second, a young line of later aces appeared on the ice in the composition of Jaromír Jágr, Robert Reichel, Robert Holík. "We spent wonderful days here, the people are very friendly here and your hockey association prepared great conditions for us. So in return, we let your national team win," joked Calgary coach Terry Crisp before the second part of the tour in the Soviet Union.
>>150421543Elite
Quick update: the next thread will be Minnesota Wild themed. REMINDER: No more Flames threads are permitted for the remainder of the off season.
This off season sucked
The Flames are the official /hoc/ team and are a dynasty
>>150421736Just like my islanders
i was so scared at the rock show when someone threw something or something idk im a pussy rock shows are scary
If you go a concert you’re a numale, no exceptions
Last time I bought concert tickets I couldn't go because I gave myself a traumatic brain injury that day
>>150421828Reminds me of when Bud gave trb a traumatic prostate injury
>>150421828Retard>>150421862Good post
>>150402508I don’t know why the refs shafted my islanders so hard when they do it themselves so regularly
>>150421377>release album art dressed like a whore in provocative poses>now’s a good time to propose
>>150421753Offseason was bretty güd for my islanders
You know when you're ugly it's alright you'll work it out for crying out loud are you kidding me
>>150421964>>150421998
>>150421998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtb10ZwbReY
Is 2026 her year?
>>150422130I didn't say they were going to be good...
>>150422222checked and wrecked
>>150422215Not with this retard in net
>>150422215Retard
>>150421736NHL general managers are the biggest pussies and there should be ways to actually trade NTC's
>>150422289Do you know what NTC stands for?
>>150421828was it when you crashed your scooter during the delivery
we don't crash our scooters here
>>150422306No trades at all because the NHL is scared a team will be "too good" for the sport!
>>150422355Retard
>>150422393Having a really good team is bad for the sport that's why everyone needs to play fair with retarded contracts so the Blue Jackets think they're fine!
How we feeling flameschads?
>>150422492Bad
it's flamespedos actually
>>150422579Why :(
42 days until Gary puck comes back
Reminder: Lebanon has us to thank for their flag
>>150422613Why
>>150422626Plant in the middle with stripes on the sides was our idea
KWAB
>>150409716lmao 25 years and can't even get to the conference finals
>>150422724>>150422724>>150422724
>>150422613You two have a lot in common
>>150422047i want to rape her
>>150423178meds, and supervision
>>150422250hi pete, you'll never win the cupfuck you
