engage this bussy
>>150422485
Announcing your engagement the week before the season startsCall it engagement bait
>>150423654call it perfect for NFL marketing
>>150423654Inb4 Kelce gets a season ending injury in week 1.
Just placed 200 on total wins over cowboys 7.5 and under 9.5 texans. Can't wait to collect in January my free 400 cash. Easiest money ever.
>>150422485We'll never be rid of her nowGod fucking DAMN it
>>150422485Was she ever engaged before?
>>150424891No, this is the first time
QUEER MIND>>150423638
>>150422485Did they sign a prenup?
Are any fellow eagles bros not nervous?
I have hope lads.
Micah Parsons to the Packers confirmed lol
I'm not a Ravens fan but I think Lamar is a cool dude and yeah he has some serious post season disasters. But I think it'd be cool if he won, I guess.
Considering they don't allow OLinemen to get first ballot HOF, do you think they'll get cute and have Jason and Yravis inducted in the same year amd have all the swifties tune in?
>>150424087Lol, just light your money on fire next time.
Super Bears Super Bowl
>>150426763Why would we be nervous? About what? What part of this general’s face we should lay our balls on?
>>150426805Don't bother of our starting WRs have a hamstring issue? Also Dickerson injury. Also nobody knows what the defense will look like. They lost a lot of key people.I am scared of the cowboys passing options but they do not have a run game whatsoever.
>>150426775Kay is too beautiful.
>soulful stadium>soulful fanbase>no ownersMy Green Bay Football Packers are the protagonist of the NFL.
We'll never get to experience this :(
Who's going to get the KINO machine? Commies?
>>150426838Good post
>>150426822all 3 are aiming to be back by week 1the only actual question mark I have is CB2Brown is fine at safety and Mukuba will probably be even better than CJGJ once he recovers and gets more reps inOjomo looks as good as Williams and I have faith in Hunt fill the void left by Sweat and if not then Jihad will simply get more reps at pass rush
You just know he would have loved a Diddy party
>>150426881I hope the Bengals miss the playoffs again, it's best for the NFL.
>Good post
>>150426822>I am scared of the cowboysFalseflag
Your Super Bowl champions
script bros…I don’t remember seeing this plot twist.
>>150426834Sister nice too but kind of a fake look to her.
>>150426838She's already fucked half the Chiefs roster and Jason Kelce. Raw.
>>150426918Never even knew she had a sister
>>150426918don’t look like sisters
Gronk is gonna fuck Taylor Swift the way he fucks Kelce in Tight End rankings.
*kneels respectfully towards you*
>>150426768Stop it now. Just off yourself at the scrap yard in front of your stadium
>>150426930Sorry wrong post meant>>150426918
Roster deadline has passed, let's go:>your team>cut that surprised you>player that made the team that surprised you>player you wish had been cut>player you wish had made the team>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixed>record prediction for >your team this year>favorite potato chip flavor
>Commies roster even older after cuts28.1 with a young QB
>>150426974Wouldn't surprise me at all if they get BTFO Week 1. Commies fans have been way too cocky and optimistic lately given what their team has been the last 20 years.
How do you do fellow heterosexual men?
>>150426918hot damn. lips
What team is the burnt Thanksgiving turkey of the NFL?
>>150426974JJ alone brings the average age up by 3 years
>your teamPatriots >cut that surprised youBradyn Swinson>player that made the team that surprised youJavon Baker >player you wish had been cutAndy Borregales>player you wish had made the teamBradyn Swinson>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedWR>record prediction for >your team this year9-8>favorite potato chip flavorSpicy BBQ
>>150426986Sam Cosmi is out. Giants D line have a chance to make a big statement.
I hope Saints fans don't get too attached to Shough or Rattler. They're probably drafting someone in 2026 or 2027. Hopefully they draft someone with a high physical upside like Drew Allar or John Mateer.
>>150426918they look the same
>>150427004Browns
>>150427023and there it is
Gronk is going to kiss all of Tom’s children tonight in their sleep
I would cut my testicles off to smell Kay Adam's chair
>>150426967>your teamGiants>cut that surprised youElijah Chatman especially since he was starting at fullback too>player that made the team that surprised youBeaux Collins. That 80 yard near touchdown was great but he caused some negative plays in preseason too by running the wrong route>player you wish had been cutJalin Hyatt. I can't believe people have insisted QB play was holding him back, holy shit he sucks>player you wish had made the teamJake Kubas>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedCornerback especially considering I fully expect Deonte Banks to be benched and maybe even traded>record prediction for >your team this yearI said 5-11 going into camp but the look of the offense in preseason has me a little more optimistic. I say a cheeky 7-10>favorite potato chip flavorSour cream and onion
>>150427049sure, I'd sniff her butt a few times but I wouldn't do that far
>>150427014Arch Manning playing for the same team as his grandfather and namesake would be cool
>>150427060I'm also a Jints fan. I want Hyatt gone bad. Your whole post cracked me up, so thank you for that.
>>150426967I didn't watch nearly enough preseason to care about who was and wasn't cut, but I wanted to say that my favorite chip flavor is genuinely plain.
>>150427126This is an abhorrent post from top to bottom.
>Rattler is the next Brady>fabricated Kelce-Swift marriage will last 8 months after 2 year engagement>Chargers vs Panthers owl coming up, get hyped>Chiefs will not see another owl until 2033>Broncos and Ravens are first round exits this year>Aaron Brewer will go on IR after game 2>Trevor Lawrence is going to get beheaded once again>Travis Hunter is a bust>Tunsil costs the Redskins the NFCCG
>>150426967>>your teamDem Boyz>>cut that surprised youTraeshon Holden, he looked pretty impressive in the preseason and camp>>player that made the team that surprised youMiles Sanders>>player you wish had been cutMazi Smith>>player you wish had made the teamHolden again>>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedA tie between NT and RB>>record prediction for >your team this year11-6. They're better than the media is giving them credit for>>favorite potato chip flavorBBQ
>>150427008>your teamEagles>cut that surprised youKyle McCord>player that made the team that surprised youJeremiah Trotter jr>player you wish had been cutNobody really. The only guy on the team I think sucks is Fred Johnson so him I guess >player you wish had made the teamKyle McCord>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedEdge Rusher>record prediction for >your team this year15-2>favorite potato chip flavorI don’t eat chips. If I had to pick I’d say regular flavor with ruffles
>>150427144Alright fine, I'll answer it more fully>your teamRedskins>cut that surprised youHartman>player that made the team that surprised youJJ>player you wish had been cutNo idea>player you wish had made the teamNo idea>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedEdge rusher>record prediction for >your team this year13-4>favorite potato chip flavorStill plain. It's nice
>>150424064He is 100% going to get a major injury this season. He looked like shit all last year. That bitch is sucking his soul and not in a good way. The chiefs will not even make the playoffs. Screen cap this.
>>150427215>The chiefs will not even make the playoffsKelce will be shit, but KC is winning that division.
post yfw the 49ers sign frank gore jr, brenden rice, and terique owens to their practice squad
>>150426911Lamar cannot beat a good defense in the playoffs. Hes not smart enough.
>>150427049>>150427062i always hear about the "sniffing a girl's chair" meme, what do people who sniff a girls chair expect to smell?
>>150427244and there, it is
>>150427225The broncos are winning it and Chargers are taking a WC spot.
>>150427060>>150427121Would like to claim Beanie Bishop
>>150427262The chargers were in the script before slater went down thats why they hard pivoted to the chiefs. Broncos will win but chiefs are getting the wild
>>150427258My brother, it's not about the smell, it's about having smelled it.
Hate will not win in this thread.
>>150427078If he's good, then obviously I'll fucking want him but it's still an incredibly unlikely scenario. I already see too many Saints fan getting attached to the idea like it's destiny.
>>150427287If he doesn’t have a great season he’s not declaring so I wouldn’t worry
>>150427121Hendon Hooker not making the Lions tells me everything I needed to know about the Tennessee offense if Hyatt being incapable of doing anything more than running really fast in a straight line didn't already. Turns out that cute shit doesn't work in the NFL and it boggles my mind that he's had two years to figure out how to run anything more than a Go Ball or Curl yet can't.It's also disappointing that Evan Neal isn't going to be another Mekhi Becton and will be just as shitty at guard as he is at tackle but he's a backup and I've already cut my losses there. If there's another viable backup behind GVR I doubt he sees the field.
>>150427262>The broncos are winning itTHE 1-6 against winning teams Broncos?
>>150427280Trvke
>>150427330That's the source of Nico Iamaleava's problems with Tennessee btw. He wanted to add more stuff to the playbook that would translate better to the next level and Huepel said no. I think that's when he tried to hold out and Huepel dropped him.
Don't listen to that other faggot, OP.
There's an alternative timeline where John Gruden never gets fired and Renfrow gets a $100 million plus extension
BRING EM OUT BRING EM OUT
>>150427370What's more frustrating than anything is that the Giants don't seem to be entertaining trading him. I get Schoen is concerned with optics (lmao) but it would actually be a better PR move for him to admit he whiffed on a third round pick and move on instead of lose games because of dead weight.
Ryan Poles is a fat retard.
>>150426967>your teamEagles>cut that surprised youWR Ainias Smith. They love that guy for some reason, and they don't have a clear punt returner. I'm not upset though.>player that made the team that surprised youOT Cameron William. He is not nearly ready to see the field. I figured him as an IR stash or maybe even a guy that could pass waivers.>player you wish had been cutNo one stands out. Ogbo Okoronkwo (edge rusher), I guess? The options at the end of the edge depth chart aren't great but he didn't wow me. Just gotta hope Antwuan Powell-Ryland passes waivers to develop on the PS.>player you wish had made the teamCB Eli Ricks. I know he hasn't had the best preseason, but I think he's shown he has value as depth. Hopefully he makes it through waivers.>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedShort-term, CB2 (I think Bennett will be ok long-term though). But maybe a bigger issue is edge rusher. They're going to rely heavily on Smith (great) and Hunt (good but unproven) because the depth is really bad.>record prediction for >your team this year12-5, NFCCG loss>favorite potato chip flavorBBQ. I like the Utz ones, and also the Herr's ones that are all sugar. Sometimes when I'm feeling something with more vinegar I go for Zapp's Voodoo.
>>150427425I miss the Reebok jerseys like you wouldn't believe
>>150427440same, I refuse to buy an overpriced piece of shit nike jersey
OHNOONONONOOOO GAYLORS.... SAY IT AINT SO
>>150422485Why is everyone upset at two 30 year olds getting married
>>150426775No way
The fairy tale romance of the NFL starring Taylor Swift
>>150427489the only "people" who give a shit aren't actually people
>>150427489It's ruining the commentary in sports for one. I'm watching the fucking Texas Rangers right now and these idiots are talking about that instead of the game.
>>150427489Taylor Swift’s LGBTQIA+ fans are downright psychotic and harassed a mother of a child with cancer, continuously spamming her with death threats because Taylor Swift made a song about him without any gay subtext.
>>150427431>Britain Covey cut by the Rams
>>150427489Because I don't care but it's being discussed in sports circles
Taylor Swift Oh Taylor Swift A touch down you areTo us each time you smiiiiileNFLTAYLOR SWIFTN.F.L.!!!!!!
>Damien Martinez cutI'm surprised. Did he suck in camp/preseason? I really liked him in draft season.
>>150426967>your teamSaints>cut that surprised youJake Haener because now there's only 2 QBs>player that made the team that surprised youCedrick Wilson/Mason Tipton>player you wish had been cutMason Tipton or Cedrick Wilson for more offensive/defensive line depth>player you wish had made the teamClyde Edwards Helaire but mostly for the redemption story>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedQB obviously, but outside of that, we desperately need a good blue chip edge>record prediction for >your team this year4-13 hopefully>favorite potato chip flavorChester's Hot Fries are by far my favorite
I'm more of an Andy Capps kinda guy
>>150426986Jayden Daniels is the god king
>Average age of each team's 53-man roster:Packers: 25.23Eagles: 25.49Cowboys: 25.74Bengals: 25.77Seahawks: 25.77Jets: 25.81Chargers: 25.91Chiefs: 25.92Dolphins: 26.00Jaguars: 26.04Patriots: 26.08Raiders: 26.11Ravens: 26.13Browns: 26.15Cardinals: 26.19Bears: 26.23Bills: 26.25Buccaneers: 26.25Colts: 26.26Saints: 26.2649ers: 26.30Panthers: 26.32Texans: 26.38Rams: 26.38Vikings: 26.40Broncos: 26.43Titans: 26.58Giants: 26.58Lions: 26.60Falcons: 26.71Steelers: 27.28Commanders: 28.09
when are we trading Christian Watson?
My mother tries to act all bossy and authoritative whenever I come over, so I got tired of it and smacked the shit out of her. Been avoiding him for 6 weeks.
Was Brady a defense-babby?
>>150427586Yes, we've already been over this several times.
>>150427578Washington is a retirement home.
I did a fantasy mock draft and immediately got bored after 6 rounds. Guess I won't be playing this year
>>150427634Do you have weird punishments for losers in your league?
>>150427661Yes, they get beaten in a parking lot with tire irons, doused with lighter fluid, and set on fire.
>>150427150>Tunsil costs the Redskins the NFCCGI hope so. Fucker refuses to take responsibility for his constant shit penalties.
>>150427586Who cares
>>150427661Loser gets their bussy creampied by everyone in the league.
>>150427661Yes.
>>150427634No one cares about your fantasy team (not even you)
>>150427708That's true
Fuck swifties, fuck Kelce, fuck the mutt and FUCK THE CHOOOOF!
Desmond Ridder would be a good back up for Jalen Hurts
can we get back to the new Fooomble mascot we are clase to the start of the season...fuck your fantasy team bullshit
I can't wait to shitpost in Bears-Lions gamethreads
>>150426967>Your teamChiefs>Cut that surprised youRobert Tonyan and Mike Pennel. I think they have handshake deals with both to sign them back to the team though.>Player that made the team that surprised youCooper McDonald>Player you wish had been cutJoshua Williams>Player you wish had made the teamEsa Pole>Biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedEither safety or DT. We have good guys at each position but the depth is poor.>Record prediction for your team this year14-3. AFC West is looking gnarly this season.>Favorite potato chip playerBBQ of course
>>150427756EAT SHIT Da Bear are winning the Superb Owl
>>150427751>AIslopYou shan’t replace an epic may may with AIslop rabbi
>>150427774Realistically, will they really win?
>>150427781what about tiny cat
So if Micah Parsons decides to suit up and play in week one and end his hold out that basically means he bitched out and rolled over for a senile old retard who’s just trying to make him dance like a monkey to prove a point? That’s pretty fucking pathetic.
>>150427586every year at least 9 quarterbacks can't get it done with a top 10 defense. many of them don't even win a playoff game. yet brady did it 7 times. why is this?
J U S T
>>150427785goff is a very old man that can be tackle from up the middle...Da Bear inside tacklers are the best in the North
>>150427810the first 3 was cheating. the next two were retardation by the seahawks and falcons. next one was jared goff lol and the last one was the cheifs had no O-line
>>150427810Special teams wins championships.
>>150427781This
>>150427802Idk he looks like an albino mole to me
Remember that time the Titans traded AJ Brown?
>>150427862Yeah. That was hilarious
>>1504278464chan is not some stale old man internet hackers site we are forever changing for the better
>>150427869>forever changingSure>for the betterNah
Who wins in a fight between. Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes?
>>150427869im okay with this onegibbons are funny
>>150427869Fuck you. This site died when people stopped making OC.
>>150427858stop being funny...time is of the essence we need a new mascot for 2025
DaggerPost Wheel Double Slants Bussy dragDpuble ChinaSpacingStickBunch VertsFlood concepts
>>150427888wasted numbers on this one...thats my point. bring back OC
>>150427862Vrabel was trying so hard to contain his seething kek
>>150427914still needs a qb and right and middle tackler I dont care what you believe you saw this preseason
>>150427914Vrabel is a great coach that surrounds himself with terrible support staff.
>>150427912ai slop is not OC
>>150427746He would instantly become the most hated man in Philly
Is this guy an actual knower or is he a shitposter?
>>150427262Holy fucking cope>>150427278Not a fucking chance
Ahem. "Fumble."
>>150427889I’m cool with it being a non aislop cat maybe if I could get mine to cooperate
>>150427980I dont get it???
>>150428004dangle a squirrel in front of it for starter
Slapping my bare buttocks against each other as I run back and forth the length of the farm with a football, evading would be tacklers
>>150427546I feel bad for Clyde. He legit was great in college. Then he killed that dude and had a mental breakdown.
>all people have value and deserve to find happiness in their livesIdk man. Looking back on my life, I'm a pretty shit person and I know for a fact that most people are just as shitty if not shittier than I am. I'm thinking none of us deserve anything and should be grateful that we won't live to see a more sophisticated alien species invade our planet and enslave us all.
>Seahawks have 2 fullbacks on the rosterwe are so fucking back
>>150428055okay thank bro for the information keep me posted
>>150428068are you the son of a preacher cause that line of bullshit sounds like something a son of a preacher would say...get help anon
>>150427914I feel so bad for him but it was a kino moment
>>150428100No, I'm just incredibly fragile and have a hard time coping with the cruelty of the world and my internal anguish
>>150428073Wait lol really? That makes >>150427545 even more confusing to me
>>150428108Stupid and also wrong. What a waste of a post.
>>150427980Silly cat. There's no football on right now.
>>150427862
>>150428123https://x.com/Seahawks/status/1960464738196054263
>>150428112What's going through his mind right now?
>Your team>Most impressive rookie draft pick so far>Least impressive rookie draft pick so far
Don't know how I feel about the kiwi.At certain times he could be a chill guy, but at others he's an annoying schizo. His family needs to talk to him about his substance abuse and addiction.
>>150428160RavensIdk I only pay attention from the months of September to February
>>150428160Igglestie between Jihad and MukubaMcCord
>>150428160burrsLovelandFrazier
>>150428160>Your teamChiefs>Most impressive rookie draft pick so farJosh Simmons, he faked an injury to get drafted by the Chiefs. All the film study nerds says he's already playing at a pro-bowl level.>Least impressive rookie draft pick so farJalen Royals, he's been good so far but he's getting an unjustified level of hype due to his last name. It's silly.
detroit lions are my niggas, shout out detroit lions
>>150428032How
>>150428160EaglesJihaad Campbell (honorable mention to Mac McWilliams)Myles Hinton
>>150428122faggot, go be a bitch on >>>/r9k/.
>>150428160>iggz>jihad>mccord i expected more from :(
>>150428160>Your teamTitans>Most impressive rookie draft pick so farGunnar Helm>Least impressive rookie draft pick so farChimere Dike
>>150428211L E L
>>150428160>Your teamBroship :)>Most impressive rookie draft pick so farIsaac TeSlaa and Ollie Gordon :)>Least impressive rookie draft pick so farI don't like to be negative. They're all trying their best :)
>>150428269shh shhh hush hushh
For me it's getting pounded up the middle of my ass while watching David Montgomery pound it up the middle for a touchdown
>>150427661Yes
>>150428238This thread is my blog
>>150428325>dookie poopscott on the tvpottery
>>150428160>Your teamMicah Parsons next team>Most impressive rookie draft pick so farMatthew Golden>Least impressive rookie draft pick so farAnthony Belton has been struggling.Pretty much every other rookie is injured.
>>150428147Fucking kek
>>150428369The good old days before their only good writers left to make that failed cartoon for mtv 3-South
>>150428325I know this is meant to be a gag but anyone who actually enforces it or participates in this shit is just retarded.
>>150428383Yeah. People rag on Family Guy, but some of those early season episodes are pretty damn funny.
>>150428353Is Matthew Golden gonna be a legit #1?
>>150428427Better shot than anyone else on the roster.
>even the biggest shedurr defenders like nick wright are turning on him after that catastrophic performanceBlack Twitter can seethe all they want, the kid is not a starting QB in this league
Are two high safeties ruining football?
>>150428467Why are you still forcing it as a race thing? Racefags are so cringe.
Josh Simmons isn't good...........................He's GREAT! How did the league allow the Chiefs to get a First-Team All-Pro LT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR0LIQB73VA
>>150428483That nigga sucks dick
>>150428473People complaining about it sure are
>>150428481thats what the twitter nigs are doing anon
>the """vaunted""" Steelers """""defence"""""Yea, I'm not taking this team seriously in 2025
>>150428515But they added Big Play Slay and Jalen Ramsey!
>>150428512Twitter isn't real life
>>150428427All those Texas WRs were mid at best last year. Lackers reached for him bigly.
>>150428515GIVE HIM BACK!
>>150427770>Esa Pole If Chiefs fuck around and lose him they are retards.
>>150422485celebs are cringe. only boomers and desperate ppl are followers of them
>>150428515Isn't this picture without injured Watt? Healthy TJ + Slay, Ramsey and Porter Jr is a top 5 defense easily this year.
>>150428562You'd have to be a paedophile who saves videos of girls at track and field events to believe something so deranged
Rattler bros.. our patience has paid off. Xitter troons and ESPN analyst were hating on our boy for years
>>150428546>preseason statsCANCER
>>150428590Shoughsisters...
>>150428590>>150428627WE WON SAINTBROS
>>150428641I thought Spencer was a mutt. She looks white.
>>150428676yes they're both mixed but him and sister would be considered white in mena, iberia and latinx countries
How many this season?
>>1504286904 concussions.
Racefags are autistic cancer
>>150428690This is the man who will bring down the NFL
>>150428160>49ers>hard to say because of how many players were injured, but I like CJ West and Nick Martin was a dawg in the last two preseason games. Not a rookie but Mac Jones will be a solid backup, feels like if there's any place he can revive his career it's here>alfred collins gives me kinlaw vibes, I know he's meant to be a project but I'm not too thrilled from what I saw
Remember when Gronk fucked a pornstar?
>>150428779their iqs were probably the same
>>150426775How many nfl players do you think Kay Adams has fucked? It’s gotta be over 20 by now
>>150428762You now remember the Commanders gave Kinlaw a 3 year $45mil contract kek
>>150428779No, I don't
>>150428779Who?
>>150428805Bibi Jones
I coulda married Swift 10 years ago but decided to focus my career
>>150428791Bare minimum 30. She flirts too much in interviews, the alpha male athletes dick down girls who talk to them like that.
>>150428895Are all athletes alpha males? There's gotta be at least a few guys who are physically stellar but are actually quiet and reserved dudes
>>150428914You don't make it to the NFL if you're not an alpha male. No exceptions.
It would be funnier if Travis played for a shit team like the Jaguars
>>150426946Keep it up
>>150428871We know, Calvin Harris
>>150428928Who was that pussy on the dolphins who quit because Richie incognito called him a faggot? Definitely not an alpha male.
>>150426967>your teamBengals>cut that surprised youCal Adomitas>player that made the team that surprised youWilliam Wagner>player you wish had been cutThe entire secondary>player you wish had made the teamSome other teams' secondary>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedGuard>record prediction for >your team this year9-8>favorite potato chip flavorMikesells Original
>>150428967Burrows will never win a superbowl. When all is said and done Andy dalton will have been a better bengal.
>>150428515>the kiwi's broncos are finishing 4thhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvtUGieG4sc
>PASS IS ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>150428982Burrow has won more than zero playoff games, making him 1000x the QB that Dalton ever was.
>>150427014Do you really think they are attached to Shough or Rattler? They have one of the worst QB rooms in the league right now. Top 3 worst QB room in the league. Allar is a bust btw.
>>150428996>according to NFL """expert""" Nick Wright Almost roflcoptered haha good one lil bro
>>150429020Losing to Matt Stafford in the superbowl negates those wins. Stafford is trash.
>>150428793The Commies are pretty much the 49ers sister team now because of Peters and Lynch, wouldn't be surprised if they end up serving as the other team's dumpoff for players they don't want anymore like with Deebo and Robinson
>>150429020He has 1000x the rings as Dalton too.
>Broncucks were 1-6 against playoff teams last year
Chargers dropped out of everyone's top 10 list after the LT injury, yet you guys mock Chiefs fans for blaming their loss on their LT.
>>150429080>thinks winning a championship at LSU actually means anything
>>150429090They don't care. If something happens to the Chiefs, they should just get over it, if something happens to another team then you have to validate the 1000 excuses we have preloaded when our shit team loses. The Chiefs got the 1 seed and made the Super Bowl with a fucked offensive line and their WR #1 out for the year and their WR #2 missing most of the year, yet people still treat their season like it was some embarrassment when those same people deriding and denigrating them will never see their shitty teams have the same kind of success. It all comes down to envy.
Taylor Swift is a faggot
>>150429098He was making a joke 1000 x 0 = 0
With a Final Word on Temujin! This brief essay sufficiently demonstrates the pathetic reality of the Detoilet refball spammer; not only that, but the fact that he is almost certainly the Kiwi.>THE TRUE IDENTITY OF THE KIWI REVEALED.Flag-hopper? Expat? Detoilet in disguise? Read all about it here. >TEMUJIN: FREN OR FUCKFACE?The matter is settled. Read all about it.5000 words. The final word.https://mega.nz/file/asIwFbxA#LIfWIwV5OUdX_1fqEvzT8dhJJp8GcJBnx3WqYhIpfN4
>>150429118>>150429150
>5000 wordsGet a hobby
>>150429150Put me in the screencap
Would anyone even take the Broncucks against the Texans in the playoffs? I wouldn't. Denver fans need to brace for the disappointment coming in the postseason if they even make it that far.
>>150429150>Click link expecting a screamer or some other shock meme>It's actually a full on essay.Do you really have nothing better to do?
THEY'RE RATTLED. READ IT BEFORE THEY SILENCE ME FOR GOOD.
>>150429150I haven’t seen this form of autism before
>>150429150I mindbroke youKWAB
Kiwi lore kino just dropped
>>150429150Nice virus, tested positive on everything I sent it through.
I remember Andy Dalton and Kellen Moore playing against each other in college. It's surreal that one is a head coach and another is a backup QB in the same division.
>>150429150holy kek
>>150429221Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4-YFU8hx7k
>>150429217The Philmarilion was roughly 10 years ago but is even funnier. This dude stalked a tripfag called UTV and even wrote songs about himhttps://archive.org/details/the-philmarilion/mode/1up
>>150429150Lmao godamn Mindbroken SCHIZO ALERT
>>150429150Schizo-tier
>>150429187>>150429196>>150429219that "chiefs king" character is a psyop by the webm spammer. The webm spammer has no real team and his only goal is to spam and shitpost.
>>150429266This website isn't good for you, you're LITERALLY going insane
The logic laid out is undeniable and your smears are over with.
I’m so sick of zoomers being mentally unable to cope with an anonymous forum.
>>150429167I'm right though. The Chiefs get absolutely no grace or leeway but when other teams lose to them then all of the excuses start rolling out or you just say it was rigged or it was the refs because you can't be a man and look excellence in the eye and acknowledge it. Chiefs haters are all fragile pussies.
>>150429150These ones are mine btw
>What anon thinks this thread is
To all doubters
>some hot probably sorority slut in her 20s is the "assistant to the general manager" for brandon beanewhat the fuck
>>150429230Tom Brady was a qb against head coach Mike vrabel and they won a Super Bowl together
>>150429311Assistant to the General Manager and Assistant General Manager are two very different titles you know that right? She screens calls for him and helps wit scheduling that's about it
>>150426955*throws for less than 200 yards a game*And I don't mean just that one season. He's under 200 ypg for his career. The dude was ass
I believe the Kiwi does live over there. I found one of his jobs in NZ at some lumber shipping yard and his apartment in Australia down the street from a chinese restaurant that looked like a church. Unless he has a buddy over there or something that sends him pics to use I think he's legit, a legit fag but still legit. I never wanted to dox him/her or anything, I just wanted to be a dick and tell the people that ran the apartments that he was smoking in it and using hate speech on the internet to incite violence or some shit just to annoy him irl. Some fag has been trying to act like he's using a VPN for the last couple weeks and it started as the by age 29 spam was stopping. That's the real schizo.
>>150428160GiantsI know Dart is getting all the hype but Abdul Carter is a fucking monster and I can't wait to sic him on the leagueDarius Alexander did absolutely nothing in camp or preseason to the point where it's time to sound the alarms that we may have wasted a third (again)
>>150429341His physical skills were phenomenal, like Vick 2.0. Actual QB play, well.....
>>150429341Kaepernick was a Harbaughbabby. Couldn't play outside of his system.
>>150429367You'll never convince the spastic. I could post a timestamp with my local newspaper and it wouldn't convince him I actually live here
>>150429343Is it even possible to be a racist and an NFL fan simultaneously?
>>150428590dios mio....
>>150426736>becoming
The only thing the schizo got right in his tl;dr rant is that the kiwi is NOT a Ravens fan. I've had so many Allen vs Lamar debates and not once did the kiwi back me up. The majority of his post is talking about the Bo Nix or Jared Goff. Hell, he even talks about Baker and Caleb more than Lameme.
>>150428779>when you mean yesterday?
>>150428956Richie Incognito is still one of the coolest fucking names ever
>>150429427>actually reading that schizobabble
>>150429395I literally posted a screenshot to prove that I wasn't the Lions fan and he accused the Lions fan of using multiple devices. He's mentally ill
>>150429395I found the company that rented hotel rooms for like the bottom 10 floors of the building but the pic you posted looked like it was near the middle of the building since you could see over everything. I just wanted to give you shit though, no hard feelings but I still find you annoying most of the time. Fuck you.
I will admit, putting my name in your schizo ramble is a good way for me to actually read it.Let me explain once more. We didn't PROVE(keyword) anything. All that happened was that particular poster that night was evasive and/or willfully ignorant. In this country, it's innocent until proven guilty, and that's how I choose to conduct myself. >At this point, the exchange ended. The Detoilet never replied with a screenshot. t. (You)Again, I believe, that you believe in your delusions, that this amounted to an exposure of significant proportions that could not be rebuked. That I was somehow "on your side" or even really cared about this at all. Ultimately, the results are inconclusive and no further investigation into that particular line of questioning could be made.
>>150429405Of course it is. I enjoy watching blacks compete for my amusement while I watch on my pedestal.
>>150429427>being objective means he's not a Ravens fanJosh Allen has more playoff wins, had beaten Lamar twice in the playoffs and hasn't missed a game due to injury in 7 years. I think I remember your main point was arguing MVP for last season. Lamar whooped the the Bills last year and Josh Allen had worse statistics but I argued that him winning more games overall and beating both No.1 seeds from the AFC and NFC put him over the top. If you think that means I'm not a Ravens fan and don't want us to beat the Bills or any other team on a weekly basis you're a legitimate schizo same as the stalker
>>150426967>your teamClots>cut that surprised youJuJu Brents>player that made the team that surprised youNo major surprises, really. Brents probably only got cut to make room for Blackmon and Howard>player you wish had been cutZaire Franklin. Loudmouth locker room cancer>player you wish had made the teamI wish Jelani Woods had lived up to the hype. Athletic freak but incapable of staying healthy>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedAside from the obvious (QB), LB room is extremely shit right now>record prediction for >your team this year5-7 wins>favorite potato chip flavorNot a potato chip guy. Dark russets from Trader Joes are the only ones I really like
>>150429455That doesn’t make sense. Could you imagine “hating gooks” while being a fan of k-pop? Of course not
>>150427036>Be the Browns>suck for decades >have a two-year stretch where you go 1-31>after a gorrillion top ten picks your roster kind of starts to look pretty good because honestly how could it not>actually make the playoffs>even win a game>suddenly decide that your moribund franchise not making perennial deep playoff runs is unacceptabru and, furthermore, your qb is the one holding you back>the qb you selected #1 overall>who just won the franchise's first playoff game in like 20 years>yeah, fuck that guy>let him play out a lame duck season where he plays hurt numerous times then discard him like rubbsih>you're going to get a much better qb in Deshaun Watson>except he doesn't want to come there>and hasn't played for like two years because of injuries and a contract impasse>and might be a serial rapist, which might have something to do with the whole "contract impasse" thing>resolve the impasse by offering him more guaranteed money than anyone in NFL history>he's not good>in fact, borderline unplayable>and everyone hates him because of the whole serial rapist thing>your potentially decent team is crippled by this uncuttable, untradeable player being the highest paid guy on the team>the guy you could have just re-signed instead for way, way waaaaaaay less money is infinitely better, winning games elsewhere and is liked by pretty much everyone>40 year old Joe Flacco is now your starter>the guy who will never play again is still your highest paid playerTruely sorry about your lots, Cleveland fans
>>150428895>>150428791We all know Kay has fucked like 100, the real question is how many has Mina Kimes fucked
>>150429446Yea I definitely wasn't living on the bottom 10 floors of that apartment building when I was living in Brisbane I think I was 40 up. No hard feelings. I miss the view and how easy it was to get drugs over there but the city itself sucked ass
>>150429493I feel like Mina Kimes fucks the high up Jew bosses she works for because she’s not attractive like Kay Adams and she’s not talented either so there has to be some reason she keeps getting these jobs
>>150429468>Lamar whooped the the Bills last year and Josh Allen had worse statistics Lamar's stats were significantly better. It wasn't close like in the 2023 MVP race. It was a huge gap>but I argued that him winning more games overall Allen had 1 more win on his record WOW, AMAZING! Come on dude, you know that's not MVP material. Allen didn't even earn the 1 seed.>and beating both No.1 seeds from the AFC and NFC put him over the topBills strength of schedule was pathetic. I think they mostly had wins over sub .300 teams. His win over the weaponless Chiefs and defenderless Lions was impressive but meh. If all you have to do is beat the top team in the AFC and NFC to win MVP then the system is broken. His stats were not even top 6.
>>150429395>>150429445As usual!
>>150429150Sheeeeeeeeiiiit
>>150429493>>150429505I watched the porn series called "girls do porn" and they always ask the girls how many partners they've had. On average they say 7 to 10 partners. Most of them are only 18 years old. Makes me wonder what the body count of females are by the time they are in their 30s. Jesus christ.
>>150429395his book claims you do live there fyi, the claim is that you flag hop to an American flag
>>150429534No I maintain ambiguity about which direction the flag-hopping is coming from. All that's really clear is that he's doing it. My guess is he's just from Detroit, but it's just a guess.
Name a flaw in this roster.
>>150429509Again I've argued my piece. These rankings don't happen in a vacuum. Everything is subjective outside of wins and losses. I don't care about regular season MVP at this point I just want the Ravens to win a Superbowl. If you don't believe that it's simply not my problem>>150429534I wouldn't know I didn't read it kek
OH IM THE COLDEST NIGGA IN THE LEAGUEI HAVE A HOT ASS WIFEMY DRIP IS FLAWLESSIM JALEN HURTSBLAH BLAHBLAH
>>150429564Travis is washed
>>150426967>your teamPanthers>cut that surprised youHunter Renfrow>player that made the team that surprised youBrycen Tremayne>player you wish had been cutDavid Moore>player you wish had made the teamHunter Renfrow>biggest hole on the roster that still needs to be fixedLinebacker and Safety >record prediction for >your team this year9-8>favorite potato chip flavorBBQ
>>150429564tight end
>>150429555You guys should just fuck and get it over with.
>>150429528Millions id reckon desu senpai
>>150429564>Kingsley SuamataiaIf they moved money around and kept Joe Thuney I would be saying this is a 17-0 roster.
>>150429584kiwibitch has to be mugged before he bottoms just like the summer of 2017.
>>150426791My brownies joe Thomas was first ballot
>>150429564Juju Shit-Poophole
"Kiwi," "Stinky" is what all the children chant as they begin filling the street
>>150429590yet society expects us to marry these loose whores who have slept with hundreds of men by the time they reach their 30s. Disgusting.
is there anything better than getting New Zealand cigarettes imported to Detroit? Honestly can't beat em
>>150429484Deserved for being Ohioans
>>150429619And I will subvert those expectations
>>150429564Only these parts
>>150429564RB after PachecoWRTE
>>150427889Here's your mascot. Polecat.
>>150429150Jfc
>>150429150This is the most pathetically autistic post I've seen in years. Congrats I guess.
>>150429484Don't feel sorry anon. I've been numb to it for awhile. Several years before 0-16. My brownies exist as a reason for me to do a few shots on Sunday and motivate me to do yardwork by halftime
>>150429150
>>150429621>Me whakamutu kei riro koeNigga what the fuck?
I am not crazy. I know it’s the Lions fan.He’s behind all of it — every anti-Mahomes post on /sp/. The webms, the bait replies, the “ref baby” spam. It’s not organic hate — it’s a coordinated campaign. He’s got multiple devices, maybe a VPN. I’ve seen it. I know it. Makes it look like a dozen anons agree, but it’s always him. Always the Lions fan.I’ve told the mods. I’ve reported him. Explained how he samefags and floods every Mahomes thread with the same out-of-context webms. They do nothing. Every time I post a clean stat line? Boom — new ID, same garbage.This isn’t just backlash. This started in 2020. Mahomes wins MVP, goes to the Super Bowl — meanwhile the Lions go 5–12 and something in his brain snaps. Since then? Every Mahomes thread becomes a disaster. “Ref baby.” “Holding O-line merchant.” “Carried by the league.” The same phrases. Like a script.And he uses Reddit spacing. That’s how I know. Paragraphs after every sentence. You think ten different anons all post like that? No. It’s him.He posts the same 10 clips. Cropped, zoomed, slowed down. One late flag, one missed hold — and suddenly Mahomes is a fraud?I push back with stats. Pressure rates, QB efficiency, EPA. And what do I get? “Schizo poster.” I get warned — while he floods the board unchecked.This is chicanery.It’s manipulation. Sabotage. He wants Mahomes erased from GOAT conversations.And the worst part?People believe him.They quote him. They back him. They repeat “ref baby” like gospel. They pretend 400-yard playoff games and broken ankles mean nothing if there’s one holding call in the second quarter.But not our precious Lions fan! Couldn’t be him! No, he’s just “telling it like it is,” right?They don’t see it.But I do.Behind every derail, every passive-aggressive webm, every “Brady would never” post — it’s him.It’s always been him.It’s the Lions fan.And now...You have to stop him.You have to..
>>150429564>QB is declining>RBs are mediocre>WRs are shit>TE1 is washed, the rest suck>O-line got raped as recently as February and has only been patched with an injury-prone rookieOops, all flaws!
>>150429474>JuJu BrentsCan he play? >My team needs a CB to pad the depth chart.
>>150429692I don't speak fluent Te Reo Maori so had to use translate but damn do they really try and guilt trip people here about buying cigarettes. The price is already a huge deterrent but they really hammer this shit
>>150429564WE GOT RICE, WE THE NEW CHEATRIOTS
its very well-written Chiefs schizo, thank you for the laffs
>he hates womenlol gay much?
>>150429696Not even a chiefs fan but you have no idea what you are talking abour
>>150429706Honestly, as long as I can't breathe or smell it, I don't care if people smoke. I don't think anybody grabbing a pack of fags in this day and age is going to be stopped by a scary picture or some surgeon's warning.
>>150429723I’m a former smoker and you’re right. Even when I was constantly coughing up brown shit I was still buying packs. Glad I quit that shit
>>150429621cringe
>cringe
>>150429757Why are you posting selfies on 4chin? Don't do that.
>>150429696>>QB is decliningso does this mean he'll make it to a 4th straight owl? Is that what declining means?
>>150429778Obviously that's the weakest point lel we're just having fun here. What happened to just having fun on /sp/?That being said he is noticeably worse now than he was a couple years ago. If that trend holds he'll be mediocre before you know it.
After binge watching the netflix show on college football I decided to start following the NFL for the first time. I chose to support the Ravens. Is watching highlights on yt enough to get a good sense of how the match went or should I pirate the whole match? I can't watch it live because of the time difference.
>>150429799Pirate the edited games without the commercials.
>>150429799highlights is fine for getting used to the game but it doesn’t come anywhere close to the full experience
>>150429799Depends on the highlights package. If the clip is just like 3 plays or whatever, that's useless.
>>150429799You can find the condensed version of games generally uploaded 6-8 hours after the game finishes. There's streaming sites and torrents for them but I just pay for DAZN so I watch it there. If you're not hard up financially I'd recommend paying for international gamepass but if you are then torrenting the condensed version is the best way to go
>>150429789>. If that trend holds he'll be mediocreonly trend is him going to more owls as he ages, I hope that trend continues
>>150429799Watch Ed Reed highlights. He was a beast and the Tom Brady said he was the best defensive player he ever played against.
>>150429799On highlights you'll see long pass or running plays and maybe a sack or two and that's about it. It's fine for games you don't have much stake in but it's going to be extremely difficult becoming even an amateur knower of balls without watching some of the actual games.
>>150429799bro just stay up at night don't be a bitch
>>150429836Do you need to sit through commercials on DAZN?
For me, it's Texas' team, the Houston Texans.
>>150429858Great pic anon
Also what is the stereotypical Ravens fan like? Hopefully not low IQ because I don't feel like I can change my pick now
>>150429863Anon… they’re from Baltimore… you know… the Wire?
>>150429863I would imagine a Ravens fan is a direct opposite of whatever the Kiwi anon is. If you want to know how a Broncos fan acts then act like the kiwi
>>150429854Yea DAZN has commercials if you're watching live but they'll be localized to your location not the American broadcast commercials. If you're not watching live and just watch the condensed (generally 40-45 minute versions) then it'll skip the commercials and time between plays, replay reviews etc
>>150429863why not choose the Vikings?
>lived on the southeast for most of my life>moved northwest>feel like I'm going to die from heatHow is this possible? I thought it was cooler up north
>>150429863Ravens fans are like Browns fans if they actually had a Lombardi, which makes sense because that's exactly what the team is.
>>150429871Well at least they're "gritty" right haha..?>>150429881Too contrived
>>150429863Ravens are a nignog team lol
>>150422485they're going to gift wrap the Queefs an owl so Kelce rides off into the sunset then gets married aren't they
>>150429863Why not choose the Chiefs as your team?
>>150429898Too obvious, especially if she's the half time performer. I think choosing her would actually signal the Chiefs will not make the owl.
>>150429863Baltimore is a trash city filled with crime and corruption. You honestly picked a bad team to root for.
>>150429710It's all true.>>150429898Hell yeah
>a girl I went to high school with will be a Taylor Swift's weddingWild
I know Im a grown man who likes to watch sports too much Bug god damn what makes people say shit like "gym teacher and english teacher getting married?". Its puzzling to me. Is this the same crowd that uses Harry Potter references for everything?
>>150429910They look dumb as rocks
>>150429940her target audience is teenage girls
>>150429942>he doesn't know
>>150429940Millenial culture
>>150429938Kylie is the hottest woman in the world.
>>1504298637/10 tinder whore Crazy that elite multi millionaire athletes are just like the rest of us
I liked the Bengals until the fanbase decided that their win over the Chiefs during the AFCC was equivalent to a Superbowl win and never shut the fuck up about. It reached peak embarrassment last year when they started seething that the Chiefs pulled their starters in the Broncos game and that they only did it because they were afraid of facing the Bengals (who they wouldn't have even played until the conference).
>>150429979That was like a week or 2 of posting before they got their asses kicked and bitched about the refs for months You're really upset about something that happened for 2 weeks and wasn't even the worst part of it? Like, if some dude went around and stomped on the balls of everyone in your family would you say "the part that bothers me is the morning before he did it he decided to put on black shoes. He could have picked any shoes but they were black."
I never liked the Bengals. They remind me of India.
>>150429997hmm I see. this is an interesting perspective
>>150429947Nah yours is
>>150429997I actually went to their zoo once and I saw a guy taking a shit in front of everyone. Weird city, usually you have some tell tale signs you're in a shit hole but they clean themselves up.
>>150430009das rite
>Track and Field.... Now THAT'S entertainment. Don't need all this woke NFL crap just want to see pure ATHLETES flaunting their bodies
>>150429997Who's your favorite German player in the NFL
Ok but what is Baltimore REALLY like though?
>>150429863Ravens fans?
>>150430039The mayor asked Trump to send in the national guard 8 hours ago kek
>>150429997well Ohio is becoming America's India
>>150430039Probably the worst major city on the east coast that isn't in Florida. Actually no I'll take any city in Florida over it.
>>150430039Picture the blackest, dirtiest, smelliest gorilla concrete jungle in America, with emaciated apes wearing Lamar Jackson jerseys that billow like capes as they demonstrate get away from the cops speed, or chest-pounding monster gorilla niggas thundering down tha block with Ravens hoodies pulled tight over their face as they pop a cap in the opps parked in an Escalade. As these scholars and gentlemen return to their mud hut abodes, which are riddled with bullet holes, and good thing too, since it gives ventillation to rooms reeking of nigga armpit, they turn on the diminutive Spongebob box TV from 2006 and are just in time to catch the game.
>>150430039it's REALLY like this
go to bed Chiefs schizo
>>150430063Are you ready?
>>150430071oh. i'm fucking ready. check out these boys and tell me ayayron aint putting up 5000 and 50
accurate depiction of the kiwihttps://ravenscans.com/ori-no-naka-chapter-1/
>>150430069>*doesn’t*
>>150430039well you got .78km of the inner harbor which is fairly pleasant and everything outside of that is the worst of Detroit tier
>>150430078they were so close to having one of the most cancerous lockerrooms if only they kept Pickens
>>150430100which team currently has the worst locker room?dolphins?
>>150430105For now yes but I bet the Browns implode
What makes blacks elite QBs?
>>150430114>What makes Josh Allen elite?Probably his rush TDs.
>>150430114Same as white QBs: The white women standing behind them.
>>150426967RaidersLaki Tasi, Shedrick JacksonZeus White not sure yetTasi, Jackson, Cam MillerRight Tackle, CB10-7Regular lays?
>Pelissero, Kleiman, Meirov] Former Chiefs Marquez Valdez-Scantling, Clyde Edwards-Helaire, and Mecole Hartman are among today's cutsThis really makes the Chiefs 2022 season all that more special. Easily the best season for a QB in NFL history when factoring in the playoffs and supporting cast.6,400 total yards, 52 total TDs, 12 INTs, a 17-3 record, and a SB MVP with JuJu, MVS, and Justin Watson as his top-3 WRs and a rookie 7th-rounder as his main RB.
>>150430121Didn’t ask.
>>150430134Just goes to show how fraudulent the chiefs are/were
>>150430114The top 10 Quarterbacks in the NFL right now is actually evenly distributed between black and white in my opinion. Maybe the first time in NFL history this has been the case>Allen (white)>Jackson (black)>Mahomes (half half)>Burrow (white)>Hurts (black)>Goff (white)>Stroud (black)>Mayfield (white)>Daniels (black)>Dak (half half)We've achieved racial harmony. The NFL has unironically ended racism
>>150430146>Allen (white)He's spiritually black.
>>150430082>>150430137Very bratty. In need of correction
>>150430134
>>150430035No idea. The man you know as Tomathy Brady is actually named Torsten Bradtler and is from Neu-Eglingsberg though
>>150430146Allen is blackBurrow is white but has black swaggerMahomes is IndianHurts is black but has white professionalismGoff is a wiggerStroud is blackMayfield is white but has black swagger and white 'fuck you, I'm a man' auraDaniels is too soon to analyzeDak has white guy cornyness and fake black guy wannabe swagger
I forgot to stop hate today
>>150430162Stop this! *throws wrench*
>>150430134>>150430145That's why I really like the current WR core. They finally cleaned house. Got rid of Skyy, Ross, Toney, and Hardman. We don't know if the new guys will be good but at least they have potential.
>>150430168Throw this! *stops watch*
unironically how do you end racism?
>>150430177wipe them outall of them
Funny how I can call the chiefs fraudulent and their fans will gst mad and insult me but they won't tell me I'm wrongWhereas I can call the eagles fraudulent and they'll tell me I'm wrong 47 times before dropping the n bomb
>>150430146>>150430160Baker "dinidu" Mayfield is black. A white guy would never flee from the cops like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ze7jEdz5VQ
>>150430177white CBs
>>150430177why would you want to?
It's past my bedtime
>>150430216Hey friendo! Not all of us have beds. You may not have meant it to come across this way, but your post reeks of bed privilege, and is exclusionary towards unbedded persons.
>>150430219Kek
Colin hates himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW39uxsZ1u4
>>150430196the back of their helmets told me to
>>150430229Colin is a douchebag so what? It'll just make the cope funnier when Baker wins a Superbowl
>>150430243Looking back on that, he never said Baker was a bad player, but that he had bad decision making skills like running from the cops.
My wife wont talk to me
>>150430256She was a Gaylor... I'm sorry anon
>>150429405Yes but you team has to have white QB and head coach
>>150430256wanna trade places? my wife won't stop talking
>>150422532This is literally what Jalen Hurts looks like.
>>150430219Fair point, I didn’t think of it that way. I’ll be more mindful about how I word things.
>>150430256How old is she? 9?
>>150430039grimmer than anything in the UK and they say everything is grim
>>150430332*checks flag* probably
NFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 61 /sp/tards)Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Password: RosepinkCollege Pickem starts this Saturday (8/30) (currently at 40 /sp/tards)https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cpw: PAC12afterdark
>>150430371I can't imagine picking every single college game each week kek this definitely finna be the season JFFM takes the NFL Pick Em thoughbeit
>>150430287Put a penis in her mouth (preferably my penis)
>handoff to Croskey-Merritt>bounces outside....>AND HE'S GONE>15>10>5>TOUCHDOWWWN WASHINGTON
>>150430091That map of Bodymore is hilariously accurate.
>it's okay babe.... there there........ I'll rub some ointment on it
>>150430655This is somewhat homosexual
>>150430655Reffie was ready to risk it all
>>150430146>DakNice meme. Also, you forgot Stafford.
>>150430750>you forgot StaffordNo, I didn't
I'm gonna buy Sunday Ticket and you can't stop me
>>150430146Dak's half black?
>>150430792He's half half. His mother may be white latina rather than European heritage but she's not black that's for sure
>>150429150what happens to this guy if the loins beat the chiefs this year (again)?
>>150430763If you legitimately think Stafford isn't one of the best QBs in this league then. your retarded.
>>150430898>Stafford throws a pa->oh he's injured again
>>150430904>He's a bad QB cause he gets hurtAre you fucking for real?
>>150430921>the greatest ability is availability
>>150430898Okay so let me get this straight Canuck McCuckold. Matt Stafford who has been injured 2 of the last 3 seasons is an inarguable top 10 Quarterback but Dak Prescott who has better passing statistics and a better win-loss record isn't? Yea, how about keep your individual bias plonked garbage ratings to yourself
This is only partial but very indicative. Even if we included Stafford's fluke 21 run Prescott owns that fraud
>>150430940Remind me. How many NFC championship games has Dak played in?
>>150430960Matt Stafford didn't win a single playoff game for 12 years. Dak has won 2 in less than 10 years so he's better since playoffs is all that matters according to my you isn't that right?? Don't change the criteria now you Trudeau voting bitch
>>150430956>2016-2019>He thinks the years Stafford wasted on the Lions matterTell me you don't watch football without saying you don't watch football.
>>150430081what the fuck did I just read? Not reading the rest of it but I’m assuming he turns into of a bigger degenerate as the manga goes
>>150430983Stafford has a ringPoopscoop can't even make an NFCCG LOL
>Goff sucks!!! carried by McVay!!!!!>ummm ACKSHUALLY Stafford who never won a playoff game for 12 years is elite with McVay but not carried :)AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Remember according to Canadian """people""" Stafford isn't carried but Jared Goff is WAAHAAGAAAGAHAHAAHAHGAAGAGAGAGAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAÀTHESE PEOPLE ARE STILL ASKING FOR A 9TH BOOSTER WWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Da Bears
If you think about it, the Rams ONLY beat the Bengals….
jffm literally cant stand the fact that goof will never win a ring while staffy won one immediately after leaving detoilet KWARB
Imagine being so "not" carried as a Quarterback that you don't win a single playoff game for 12 years ROFLCOPTERLMFAOWhat did Stafford accomplish with the Lions again? I mean he had no help by his head coaches or GM so he was never carried right??? Why did he never win a single playoff game despite """not""" needing to be carried?? WAAHAAGAAAGAHAHAAHAHGAAGAGAGAGAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAÀ
lifelong stafford fan of 4 years or something
>>150431052>So scared he won't even directly reply>Brings up Goff out of the blue when we were talking about DakLol. How come Mcvay never carried Goff to a ring?
>shit asspoop>goof
Digits and my Tardinals win it all.
>>150431116no can do pal
>>150431099>strawman That's not what we were arguing is it? You said here >>150430991 staffo5was wasted on the Lions but that implies Goff isn't wasted on the Lions even though it only took him 3 years to win multiple playoff games. Do you think Stafford never had good teams in his entire 12 year Lions tenure???WAAAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAHA!!
It took Andrew Luck 3 years to win 3 playoff games as a Number 1 overall pickWhy did Matt Stafford not win a single playoff game in 12 years? Were the Lions REALLY that much worse than the Colts roster wise? I mean Andrew Luck never played with 1st ballot HOF WRs like Calvin Johnson did he????
>>150431216>that much worseThey were literally, unironically, 0-16 the year before Stafford joined
>>150431242Baker Mayfield won a playoff game 3 years after the Browns went 0-16 yes or no? How did Baker Mayfield do that in a tougher division WITHOUT a 1st ballot HOF Wide Receiver if Stafford is so elite?Yea, like the Canuck you'll move the goalposts
>>150430039Even the whites are niggers. Think of the palest, greasiest, pill poppingest, fuck the police because they brutality’d him when he resisted arrest during a DUI dropping his girlfriends kid off at preschool, emo posting their dead friends who OD’d, with a fat girlfriend that has a skrillex haircut, and the clap kind of white.Lived there four years. Three drive bys on my neighborhood in that time frame. It fucking sucks dude.
>>150430183my fantasy football team name will be Public Intoxicators
is baltimore the biggest shithole in the nfl?
>>150431357oopsie
Nu nao
>>150431145Look newfag. I know you're new to football so you don't remember. But the lions were a joke for decades. They were so shit a HOF WR and RB both retired early rather than continue playing for them. Them being a good team these last couple years doesn't erase that.
>>150431264>Accuses other people of moving the goalposts after giving up on trying to defend Dak as a top 10 qbKeep it up man. Every general needs its resident schizo.
recycle>>150422483>>150422483>>150422483
>>150431435>replying to manlets with tripsngmi, cancuck
>>150431357Cleveland is up there honestly. The whole town looks like a carcass of 1950s Americana.
