Man United are playing in the 2nd round of the League Cup LMAO sub-editionWolverhampton Wanderers 3-2 West Ham UnitedBournemouth 0-2 Brentford
wirtz is fucking trash germans scammed liverstool. okay not trash but hes playing like somneone worth 50 mil
I wish LRL still visited.
hearing strong rumours of a 12 o'clock RFN torpedo
>>150431243careful lad the american liverpool janny will ban you for this sort of chat
>>150431257HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEE
mainoo in talks with man city over potential move
Wirtz flop of the season all but confirmed
>>150431257>>150431267>>150431276Literally a min apart, stop replying to yourself and stop putting on a trip for shitty memes.
>>150431232>Arsenal fans cope by saying Spuds Europa League was easier to win than when Sharteta got battered by Olympiacos, Sporting and Villarreal>half the teams in last season's EL knockouts are CL teams this seasonweird
Mental how people keep thinking Ole was good in rectalspect. Just because Amorim is shit doesn't mean Ole was good. Anyone who was around then and knows ball will know just how much he was carried by refball. In fact he was only sacked because the refball stopped and it exposed him massively, something we've seen with almost every United manager since SAF. The only exceptions were managers who were forced out like >Moyes and Mou. In fairness Amorim's refball hasn't stopped yet and he's still fucking dogshit so it shows how poor he really is. But, as previously stated, that doesn't mean Ole was good.
RFN TORPEDOOOOOO
>>150431293>Spurs team value: £800m>Bodo/Glimts team value: £80mYeah?
>>150431283>Newfag doesn't know about RFN and his famous torpedos>>>/out/, get there
>>150431293and then sharteta battered sporting 5-1 in the CL. weird how things change.
>>150431310did he get a trophy for that?
>>150431243shut up irish. we're all sick of you.>>150431293shut up italian
>All these RFN torpedosDid I die then go to haven?
The ultimate issue with the preassist meme is, where does it end If you're going back 2 players before the goalscorer then why not 3 or 4
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/aug/27/football-quiz-test-your-knowledge-of-the-games-most-remarkable-phone-calls
>Fulham are advancing in talks for both Kevin from Shakhtar and Samu Chukwueze from AC Milan.I swear this Chumbawamba fella has moved club about 4 times already in this window
*waddles into the thread*
>>150431358have been told these transfers are very advanced #TRANSFERS #TRUTH
People keep saying Mainoo started a Euros final with England as if that's a reason as to why he will be a generational talent. That England team was utter dross and lucked their way through the easy side of the draw as per usual. Their midfield got taken to task by Spain and Mainoo was absolutely anonymous. He really is not that good. 45m is his level.
>>150431349>Savage didn’t pick up and his voicemail message irritated Keane>“I got Robbie’s number and rang him,” Keane recalled in his autobiography. “His voicemail said: ‘Hi it’s Robbie – whazzuuup!’ Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back.”
>>150431344>memeit was always a missing cope
If there is a >Reading>Wolverhampton>West Ham>Bournemouth>Burnley>Norwich>Southampton>Preston North End>Swanseais there then a>Listening>Foxerhampton>East Ham>Deadmouth>Cooley>Southich>Northampton>Preston South End>Ducklake?
>>150431415>East HamThere was >NorthamptonYeah
>preassist
>>150431401Hopefully Adam Wharton bosses our midfield in WC2026
>>150431358You might be confused with the one at Chelsea going to Dortmund. Chukwuemeka.
>West Ham United have reignited interest in Botafogo goalkeeper John VictorFIVE GOALKEEPERS
>>150431415for me, its spankers hill
west ham or man united by christmas
just thinking about that time Eze played in the same England team as Declan Shite, Bukrappo Stinka, and Piles Poois-Smelly and they got battered by Senegal
>>150431450happy 60th birthday ange :)
>>150431415>>NorthamptonHe doesn't know
>>150431464what is that mong even doing?
>>150431283Well said. These threads make me cringe
>>150431476Only cost Shart £1 billlion to reach the promised land. What a footballing genius
>>150431464fun to watch a different player each timeevery one of them gives up except Gomez
wow. just heard from a very reputable source there's a MATCH FIXING SCANDAL about to go down. expect this to hit MSM sometime soon.
>>150431464Remember Scousers at the time saying he was offside
>>150431534It was only a matter of time before somebody noticed all those dodgy corners
bayern sporting director uli hoeneB exploring deal to sign xavi simons
>>150431228Whoever gets scammed into paying 45 million for Pobbie Painoo will be the laughing stock of the transfer window.Sounds like a Newcastle United transfer waiting to happen.
Remember Geordie Bastard saying Isak wouldn't play for Sweden if he snubbed sandcastle? I remember
We don't have access to your hallucinations and imaginary friends, so I don't remember that
do you think shitizen will disappear after december?
>>150431771seems like something he would mutter under his breath like the coward he is
Nicolas Jackson has officially SNUBBED newcastle
Penandes owes that ref an apology
grimsby more like sovlby
>>150431787Tbf to Jackson anyone would pick Bayern over Man United and Newcastle
There is a grimbsy in Canada, I knew a girl from there who had the finest arse I'd ever seen
>>150431799VGH Is there a term for when English houses are built like that (all in a straight line with walls touching)? We have some neighborhoods here where the walls of neighboring houses are close but not touching (unless it’s apartments, townhouses, or condos).
>"I am very happy that Alexander Isak wants to be in the squad, he is a huge player.- Jon Dahl Tomasson, NOT Eddie Howe
>>150431809Terraced houses.
>>150431809Terraced housing
>>150431799reckon bruno could get a penalty into the sea?
>>150431799is the water there swimable or polluted?
>>150431828you asking about the ocean bruv?
>>150431828the north sea? you can swim there
>>150431809We have houses built in a straight line with walls touching too over here,They're called slums for some reason
>>150431844>They're called slums for some reasonbecause of the residents
>>150431787>No bid made>Snub
They're not very goodThey're not very gooooooodThe team you supportThey're not very good
it happened againit happened agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaintottenham hotspurit happened again
>>150431998kuwait a minute is that coming from a supporter of bridesmaid fc?
Henry causing GBs to seethe
How many today?
did you hear that? hahai said to him kuwait a minute
>>150432004Arsenal customers look down on spurs somehow even though they're both pathetic chokers, its really weird
>>150432011im thinking 90 minutes of bench warming
>>150432010have noticed american customers like yourself are really into that whole ecosphere of pundits and ex-player commentatorscouldn't give less of a shit personally, why would i care what someone who hasn't kicked a ball in 30 years has to say
>>150431799that's Cleethorpes m8
>>150432048you will have to explain the difference for everyone outside a 5 mile radius
>Sheffield United sign Danny IngsWill he be another David McGoldrick or yet another old injured shitter?
>>150432036Celebrity worship is a huge part of yank culture
West Ham had their most successful period since the early 80s under David Moyes before the fans hounded him out for the disastrous spell under Lopetegui who blew £200 Million, leaving Potter with nothing.
getting my daily dose of The Athletic, Tifo Football, HITC Sevens, the Guardian Podcast, and David Squires
>>150432096They're a poorly run club. How much did they spend on ward prowse? Danny ings?
>>150432143me? i downloaded a program that does the analytical pitch-drawing stuff and now i make my own analysis videos of some of the football matches i watch
>Dominic Calvert-Lewin moved to Leeds to be closer to his new husband Tom Davies- they married in the summerWas told by a friend this, not believing it kek
>>150432145And now Ings has gone to the bottom of the Championship on a free kek
>>150431822>>150431819Thank you
>>150432163The lads as it were.
>>150432163Dominic Calvert-Lewin-Davies kek
>>150432180I believe they're gay, just not togetherI think they can both do better than each other
>>150431344yeah but you could rank each one of those actions in terms of importance so it's not a meme. assists and goals can be ranked too. sometimes they're not that impressive, just a simple cross or a tap in
>>150432163>>150432180Didnt tom davies have a image change and shaved his hair off to look "tough"
>>150432180tom davis with the hel looks style
>>150432079>Non-leagueGenuinely couldn't care less m9
>>150431844richer people over here will live in semi detached or detached houses with bigger gardens. terraced houses are definitely more slummy
>>150432010Henry is brainlet. No clubs refuse to pay players like Isak has refused to train. Also, football fans aren't outraged at players for wanting to stick around at clubs but they are outraged at Isak doing what he has done. It's not the same reaction
>>150432259>Henry is brainlet. No clubs refuse to pay players like Isak has refused to train.Could you write this post again but in English?
>>150432259Some do get outraged at players sticking around, and if you're mainly interested in narrative building that is all you need.
>>150432259Why are people upset about isak going on strike when he had an agreement in place to be sold this year, when gyokeres did the exact same thing?
>>150432259>Henry is brainlet. No clubs refuse to pay players like Isak has refused to train
>>150432300he's black innit?Realtalk, he's much better than Gyokeres
>Tom Davies is 27 and plays in the Championshipkek, always knew he was a shitter>>150432289not really. you can't compare e.g sancho perhaps staying at man utd with isak wanting to leave newcastle>>150432300lol this is the harry kane shit all over again. an agreement to be sold doesn't mean any price has to be accepted>>150432303>>150432287what's difficult to understand. clubs still pay players they don't want around, they keep up their end of the bargain. isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers. it's a completely different sitch
>>150432319>isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers. it's a completely different sitch
>>150432319>isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers.BLOODY BASTARD BITCH SARRR
we're all against psr, right? forcing clubs to sell young players, making them improve stadia when it's not the best financial decision to make and making the league more predictable and boring
>>150432319>isak is not keeping up his end. in your mothers. it's a completely different sitchnibba are you having a stroke?
Luke Edwards is a fucking joke
you nippers really that dumb and can't understand me? sheesh
>>150432358what did that bitch do now?
>>150432340dont like the pure profit selling of youngsters trend but being big should be a gradual process built up by success not something that can be bought
>>150431415shouldnt it be Frostley?
are wolves trying to get relegated?
>>150432319>not really. you can't compare e.g sancho perhaps staying at man utd with isak wanting to leave newcastleBut some people will. If you go trawling the internet you'll find plenty of people fuming because Sancho won't fuck off, and if you're invested in making them seem like equivalent cases (I don't personally think they are) that's all you need.
>>150432340PSR is based, keeping the irrelevant 14 in their place
>SNUBBED>REJECTED>GAZUMPED
>>150432340The incentivising clubs to sell home grown players is absolutely rancid. For calculation purposes the act and buying and selling should be completely separated.
>>150432373>being big should be a gradual processfirstly, clubs aren't allowed to be become big under psr. secondly, doing things slowly is some cuck shit. we shouldn't be punishing owners for doing good things too quickly>>150432399if they're so irrelevant, why do they need to be kept in their place? checkmate
>>150432368He's clearly an ABL troll
>>150432413just delusional thinkingis this GB?
>>150432394>if you about looking with a microscopic glass you will find itit doesn't even matter what people think. sancho is well within his rights to see out his contract. isak is not within his rights to just not do his job. simple
Everyone is laughing at Newcastle, but please spare a thought for the real laughing stock club that is almost certainly getting relegated.
>>150432413Some of the irrelevant 14 shitters have delusions of grandeur, that shit needs to be nipped in the bud as quickly as possible
>>150432414Poocastle fans simultaneously saying a gentleman's agreement means nothing and seething about the absence of a transfer request (which means nothing) is hilarious
>>150432428Theyll just get moyes in to sav... oh wait um sean dyche?
>>150432428Potter at West Ham has a higher win % than Amorim at United btw.
>>150432422yeah it's delusional thinking to think clubs should do things slowly. it's also cuck shit. no virile man goes into an organisation and thinks why don't we improve it slowly. do you think Tom Brady was thinking why don't we stay in League 1 for 5 years and then in the Championship for 10 years so the growth is slow? that's retarded impotent bitch made shit and only a faggot leftist defend the status quo regulation loving pussies could believe it
>>150432457shant be reading this slop of a post
>>150432429but if they are in fact delusions they'll be nipped in the butt by reality soon enough. double checkmate
>>150432462ok faggot keep slopping down on random cocks at some backwater public toilet instead
>>150432463My fault for trying to argue with an irrelevant 14er, not a braincell between them
imagine going to war and instead of getting things done as quickly as possible and going as direct as possible to the target you try to progress gradually. this argument just shows the state of leftwing low t faggot cucks around today
>>150432457calm down GB
>>150432447Isn’t amorim literally tied for the worst ever points tally per game kek
so gb chose to make his return after the humilation by talking about sucking cocks in public toiletspredictable honestly
>>150432469>>150432457>buzzwords>mens cocks>coombrained Kys
>gbas per usual, nobody knows who this character is. please continue to post so people think it's a real person and not you being an autist trying to ruin things because you get called out as a cuck>>150432476lol says the brainlet that doesn't actually respond to anything in my postoh waitare youin fact an epic le trolleoh mysuch geniusi apologiseyou are clearly much better than us all and ensnared us with your clever bait>>150432491>criticising men for being weak bitches like you>coombrainedyou're coombrained to even think like this
we have a new melty of the week
>>150432502Youre an americanised little freak and i feel sorry for you. Keep watching your andrew tate videos though mate
is the irishman blathering on about liverpool and the scouser going through his vpns again? day ends in a y, of course they are
>>150432479>t.leeroy jenkins
who's melting down? I made arguments, others just responded with bullshit like hurr what a sloppy post>>150432511>doesn't actually say anything yet againwhat a meltdown you are havingwho actually watches andrew tate? it's only niggers and muslims that care about this dude. no whites actually careq
>>150432373Abramovich's Chelsea bought a new team overnight and the world didn't end.PSR benefits accountants, marketing heads, bureaucrats, anyone who isn't involved with the game of kicking a ball about the pitch.
>>150432524not really. you missed the>as possibleparti'm not advocating for rashness, just not being a bitch like these meltdown having feminised pussies
>>150432540>the world didn't end.okay but id rather it didnt happen and would prefer it doesnt happen againevery preference doesnt have to be world ending
RIP Purple Aki :(
>>150432540>PSR benefits accountants, marketing heads, bureaucrats, anyone who isn't involved with the game of kicking a ball about the pitch.true and the independent regulator is more of the same. people like Neville act like it's going to fix the current problems in football but it's just more of useless people getting paid instead of that money going into football
>>150432553you'd rather Man Utd just dominated then? they won 8 of the first 12 PLs before Chelsea won in 04/05. psr just makes football more predictable and boring
>>150432544you can spend money when you have the fanbase and income that justified itwe dont want arabs to come in and offer 5x the wages to play for some shit club with no support because its bad for the majoritydunno why youre so angry m8 its quite pathetic how emotional you are is extremely feminine ironically
>>150432584>you'd rather Man Utd just dominated thennot actually that simple is it
>>150432479Sometimes the best way to defeat an enemy that has set up a strong and organized defensive perimeter around a strategic location is to lay siege, cut off supply lines, and patiently wait for the enemy to weaken, become disorganized, and open up avenues for attack.
there's at least ONE indian/paki UK flag in this thread.let's think about that for a moment.......
if man united and liverpool are these big legacy clubs with massive pull then why do they even fear a free market? after all the best players in the world would pull on a red shirt for a bag of beans right?
Purple Aki has died lads, terrible day
>>150432593>you can spend money when you have the fanbase and income that justified itexcept it's the spending of money that brings in that income. leftists never understand business. or aspiration>we dont want arabs to come in and offer 5x the wages to play for some shit club with no support because its bad for the majorityit's good for the majority. city and chelsea have been good for the league>dunno why youre so angry m8 its quite patheticyou sound like a woman who thinks i'm angry because i call her a cunt. i'm not angry i'm just stating a fact. goddamn pussy>>150432615yeah totally except that doesn't actually apply in any way to the conversation we're having. nukecastle aren't benefitted in any way by their owners not being allowed to spend though. good post though even if it is totally irrelevant and awful
Remember, dont waste your time arguing with an Arsenal fan, just wait.
>>150432646free market libertarianism is a cucked position acting like its a tough right wing one is really stupid and shows you have the political understanding of a teenager just free market my bordersjust free market my economyjust free market my wife
>>150432645mental how you'd be called a racist for calling him purple these days
>citymong still melting downGrim grim grim
Derby Rovers have signed another player from Blackburn County
what does PSR have to do with Poocastle being unable to sign a Callum Wilson replacement?
>>150432553Because?
>>150432723im not a free market cuckfor more information see >>150432674
>>150432674why are you making such a general ideological point? preventing investment and putting money into useless shit like paying lawyers doesn't become a good thing because free market badalso, capitalism is based on monogamous independent marriage
>>150432756dont like foreigners coming in simple asif you want to put a tea towel around your head thats your cucked prerogative
>>150432776why don't you propose banning foreigners coming in then and not banning investment then, spacker?also, do you propose we get rid of all foreign players as well?
>>150432817why are you so emotional anyway, has your tea towel been exposed?
>>150432833>nothing of substance in response>y u so emotionalfuck off back to rebbit you literal vagina
>>150432886t. towel
>>150432739The closed shop has an objectively negative impact on the quality of football being played. There's really no reason to be in favour of it unless you have a job at a legacy club.
>>150432908t. towel
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/akinwale-arobieke-found-dead-flat-32360587RIP
>>150432895yes let's go back and forth with nothing of value just because you're losing. exactly the same as people who shout about 'dave' and 'aw.' destroy the quality of posts to cry about made up bullshit>>150432914haha he/she called you towel again. epic. what source. get it
>>150432593>fanbaseNothing to do with football.>incomeNothing to do with football.
>>150432940t. towel
>>150432940>>150432945oh fuck man he called you towel. you have definitely lost this debate. don't call him a faggot or a cuck for acting like this though because that makes you American for sure. are you dave? bet you are. hilarious characterfagging memes
you can call me towel, but don't call me late to dinner (tea)
>>150432961Look at this towel ass mothafucka
>>150432979>a fucking towel
>>150432980ha yeah psr is still for cuck pussies tho xd you're a faggot lolol low t bitch laughing emoji
>>150432961I know my perspective isn't popular here, but I also know the arguments and apologetics used for PSR are extremely poor so I'm not fussed by the namecalling. Just assures me I'm in the right.
but seriously no 16 year old player making his debuy should be allowed by the manager to have his first name on the back of his shirt
>>150433007of course they're just bitches. they want to lower the discussion and wear you out with nonsense like calling you towel because they're too weak to fight you directly. then they think they think regular t people don't see them for the faggots they are
>leftists having a meltdown because regulation is keeping certain clubs poor and keeping in a place elite other clubsLMAO their whole ideology is in shambles
Don't care how it happens, just want footy to be interesting againThe same clubs have been the best ones for 30 years now with the exception of City which is no longer allowed to happen by design
If Newcastle didn't want to overpay for striker because of Isak bank wouldn't it be smarter to sell him, buy other positions they needed and then went for a striker and said that's all we have left?What's the point not selling before we buy when whole world knows you need a striker and have a record fee waiting at the table.
Imagine a world without the God Six...
>>150432373>being big should be a gradual process built up by success not something that can be boughtBasically all of them bought it though. Liverpool in the '70s and '80s, United in the '80s and '90s, Chelsea since 2003, City since 2008, and Tottenham have been trying to do it since the '80s, but only became relevant because of Bale's match against Inter. The only club that arguably didn't was Arsenal, but they have their own fuckery going way way back.H*ck, even Real Madrid, the biggest and bestest club in world soccer entertainment, only became relevant because of their enormous spending in the '50s and '60s.
>>150433240>The only club that arguably didn't was Arsenal, but they have their own fuckery going way way back.Dubbed the "bank of England" back in the 1920s or somewhere.
>>150433240that guy's a civil servant, he doesn't understand the concept of entrepreneurial risk. just don't think too much and the football regulator will make all thngs bettter
>>150433421t. towel
>>150433157How come Poocastle are insisting that Liverpool must pay their absurd asking price for Isak but aren't willing to pay other clubs asking price for their striker?
Selling out all of your cultural institutions to Arabs is based actually, a cuckservative thread (1/89)
>>150433421tea towel, there is nothing entrepreneurial about arabs sports washing their image
>>150433421This post REEKS of towel
>>150433462arabs don't to sportswash their image, idiotand if you are against arabs, why not be against arabs instead of against all investment? low iq on display here>>150433460where are arabs mentioned in the psr regulations, midwit?
>>150433491>you're a towel because I have no argument>>150433493>arabs don't NEED to sportswash their image, idiotcorrection
>>150433493w-why are you talking about the tea towel on my head and what it represents t. towel
>yfw we destroy liverpoo(whom consider themselves as scouse not English) in the English premier league on the 31st of august, Sunday evening at 6:30 pm (local time).
tea towel is a mad man still arguing for tea towels
>>150433525without starboy Bukrappo Stinka?
>>150433493>n-n-nooo they aren't sportswashinghttps://youtube.com/shorts/iw0UJOZ9Lo0Reminder Geordies attacked anti-saudi protesters outside St James Park when Saudi Arabia played thereReminder geordies used Saudi propaganda talking points like "y-yyoure racist. The British empire did bad things too!"
"right wingers" do cuck to arabs so their little tea towel minion having the same talking points does make sense to be fair
Mad how no one gave a shit about Arabs, Saudi Arabia, or "human rights violations" until their soccer franchise(s) was potentially threatened
>>150433605>People start caring about something when it has a direct presence in their lifeYes shocking, very high IQ observation
>>150433605there are a bunch of influencers that move to saudi even some that convert to islam so its not only a football thing its a cultural thing more generally, they also put on really shitty soulless boxing events and other sportsbut yeah if the point is we dont care as long as they stay in their desert and dont bother us you are basically correct
Wherever geordies go they MUST lick the arses of Muslims, this is simply non negotiable
Remember after the league cup win Saudi Arabia started paying geordie influencers to promote Riyadh in their celebration videos kek
Damn arabs live rent free in britisher's heads.No one cares you sad fucks, talk about trans
>>150433718tftpthat tea towel
Arsenal's lack of trophies is really winding the fanbase up.
>>150433797>big chances createdmeme stat
>>150433845in this instance it's quite helpful because mo Salah is in fact the best creator in the League
this hostile language towards arabic minorities is really making me feel uncomfortable here lads, gotta do better, it's unacceptable in 2025.
>>150432645David Unsworth can finally move back to Liverpool
>>150433718It's more an ABN thing. Newcastle have won one league cup in 70 years and it's absolutely melted the brain of Sky6 customers. I'm a QPR fan, but I would love PSR removed just to watch how far the brain melting can go.
Pro PSR cucks will literally admit to your face they want how much a team can spend to be entirely divorced from league position and to instead rely entirely on being a legacy team who got rich before the rules that can sell shirts to smelly indians and fat retarded yanks.
>>150433945t. towel
>Spurs ready to move for Xavi Simons>Simons has been on Chelsea’s radar for some time, with the club wanting to offload Nicolas Jackson or Christopher Nkunku, before pressing ahead with a move of their own.>Tottenham have been interested in Simons for some time and there is optimism he would be open to a move to north London, despite his apparent interest in joining Chelsea.>The likelihood is that Spurs will only make an offer if they believe they can quickly close a deal and minimise the threat of Chelsea stealing Simons away.
>>150433959We don’t sign our posts here.
>>150433959I accept your concession
You now remember when Newcastle were relegated with a mastermind managerial performance from Alan Shearer and Sunderland avoided relegation as a result.
>Manchester City have informed Tottenham today that are not changing their position on Savinho. City have no intention to let him go, not even for fee over €70m — seen as key player for the season and for future. This also blocks any chance of Rodrygo to Man City.
>>150433979>>150434018t.
>Manchester United and Chelsea are close to agreeing terms Alejandro Garnacho in a deal worth up to £40m.>The 21-year-old has no future under Ruben Amorim which has given negotiations a different dynamic but there is also a realisation that Chelsea are acquiring Premier League-proven young talent. The price reflects that, given United started by benchmarking his value against the £50m that Arsenal paid Chelsea for the England international Noni Madueke
>>150434071>PL provenHas he done literally anything other than scoring a bicyclekick?
>>150434050Rodrygo decided he didn't want to leave Madrid, which nullified the Savinho deal.
>>150434064I'm sure he's a native that's lived in this country his entire life.
>>150434064sinaga?
>>150432079There will never be another David McGoldrick
>>150434064Afghans
>>150434034Only you care about that irishmong
>>150434263
>>150434263RFN already confirmed the deal is done
>>150434071Great job sending him to the netherworld and tanking his value at a time where similar players are going for £50-70m. Another Amorim masterclass.
>>150434277very impressive use of emojis
>>150434277So nothing new except isak sucking saudi cock in the garden?
>>150434291don't care about your boring gimmick boringlad
>>150434277lol
>>150434307we don't sign our posts here
>>150432915
>Manchester United and Chelsea are close to agreeing terms with Alejandro Garnacho in a deal worth between £35-£40m
>Because of his age, Max Dowman has to get changed in a separate room to his team-mates before training sessions and on matchdayskek, I suppose these precautions are necessary at a club where Partey was shielded for years
dave finally got to the library to post the OLDS
>>150434411this makes sense, but I also wouldn't like the two year build up and then "surprise guys here's my willy"
Shut up 190 you boring CUNT.
>>150434428pardon?
>>150434411At what age can they change in the same dressing room? 18 would make sense but I haven't heard about 17 year olds and whatever using separate dressing rooms.
>>150434445if I'm joining a team, you want to rip off the band aid of being naked around your teammates, simple science
>>150434452sweden couldn't resist asking the details
CAM ON GRIMSBY
>>150434457bet you cant wait to whip it out
>>15043445218.
>>150434491ya you swing it to and fro for a laugh when you get in the shower, straightest thing you can do
I wish /sp/ had IDs
waste of a wish
I wish I had 3 more wishes
ok sven thinking outside of the box we're cooking
>the pair gave each other hugsMhmm mhmm indy...
>>150431228this cant be real..
>>150434446you sound brown
>>150434599i am brown so what?
will we enjoy a fine /mug/ todaysevening or will it be a grim(sby) one
>>150434627theres no chance, its must win for united and grimsby are in the 4th tier. if they lose amorim is 100 percent sacked which would be a shame for /mug/
>>150434635do we know the lineups yet? if they are already thinking about the weekend they might put out teenagers at the start and grimsby get ahead, and then defend for their lives after the first team come onit happens every year in a cup to someone
>>150434607>i am brownkek
>>150434568warra pre-assist for wirtz
>>150434627have to agree with everyone else, literally zero chance
>>150434471
>>150434787>maguire>heaven>fredricsonbro is playing 3 at the back against grimsby
>>150434904>>150434904do do do doits the matchy
tldr: olise to liverpool soon
>>150434411>club called Arse anal>15 year olds at risk of being sexually abusedpart n' parcel innit
why is this game on sky and itv?
b-but klanfield... t-that liverpool feel...
>>150435418>*loses*
>Aston Villa want to sign BVB striker Maximilian Beier>>150434974>BayernSpacekek, thats the same guy who claims to direct the match day strategy from Buyern via IPad
>>150435418Based Kroos, scousetroons seething
>>150435466>thats the same guy who claims to direct the match day strategy from Buyern via IPadbased
>>150435418I've heard from Germans Kroos is a bit of a brainlet chud
4chan launches legal action against Ofcom in UShttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyjq40vjl7o
>>150435625>controversial websitesjust want to post frogs and talk about the footy
>>150435625Based Hiroshima Nagasaki telling Keith and his band of merry Jews to get fucked
>>150435617every single german footballer who talks about football after their playing career is over ends up talking like a big retard. pick any german legend of the game and the germans hate them because of the shite they talk on tv lol
>*wobbles onto a bench*
>>150431228lads, fucking hell this garnacho deal weve been bent over so badly again20, prem proven, Home grown, golden boy nominee, Argentina international, puskas award winner, low wages. Close to the top for g/a in his age bracket.MUFC: 32 + addons TO A RIVALFucking chelshit got more than that for madueke who can barely kick a ball, liverpoop almost got that amount for doak, for quansah who even are these people ffs
>>150435739Amorim is crashing this plane with no survivors
>>150435617he is just a bit of a troll who likes to rile people up
>>150435418He said this as a joke btw
>BREAKING: Arsenal still have £134m left to spend this summer before reaching their £302m FFP limit, according to Squawka.>The Gunners have already committed £168m upfront on 7 signings, with an additional £75m due in installments.Thry could do the funniest thing re: isak
>>150435956What, get snubbed?
>>150436218Bid Liverpool out of the market. Liverpool can't spend as much as arsenal.
>>150434635>>150434719well well well
Is Amorim the most fraudulent manager of all time?
fucking hell lmao
>grimsby towngrim scoreline (get it? because of grimsby town)
>>150436387>2-0fucking hell sack him at half time
I genuinely did not think it was this bad.
A goalkeeper would be expected to save this shot 91% of the time, according to xGOT.
My boy Amorim just needs more time
>>150436664GNev2 wasn't wrong
>tesco>shitsco>keksco>fiasco90+10 million pounds pumped into the german economy by sir jim ratcliff
>It's the squad of shitters>It's the bad influences>My boy Amorim just needs his very specific players for his system>Just needs... more... time....This is genuinely embarrassing, I wasn't on /sp/ the day of the 4-0 vs MK Dons but now I get to experience a complete fuck up on that level
SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS EV! WE NEED THIS BROS! KIDS HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WEEK!
at least they won the transfer window lads
>>150436610>despite.
>>150436738Assuming they lose tonight Amorim has to go tomorrow.
Where's the phlip that said it was mad to keep EtH? The same one that said it was mad to keep Ole?
Amorim is a dead man walking. I don't care if United make a comeback, the damage has been done
WE CAN HEAR THEM CRYING IN /SP/MANCHESTER LOSING AT GRIMSBYLAUGHED AT RUBEN AND TOLD HIM TO GET BENTFUCK OFF DAVE I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR TENTNANANANANANA NANA
>>150436860They might as well play with 8 men every game, the Amorim system is that fucking atrocious.
>>150436860Honestly just mutually agree to terminate the contract and bring Gareth Southgate as a caretaker just get it over withAt least Southgate will be able to somewhat fix the off field problems if he does what he did with the three lions
*down 4-0 at halftime against club brugge, 7-1 on aggregate*
>>150436971the secret truth is that soufgate did nothing to fix the team cohesian thing in the england squad. the truth is that rivalries like that just dont exist in england anymore because of the internet. you can play in fucking timbuktu and if i'm playing for Spurs, I can still talk to you for 6+ hours every day thanks to the internet. the tribalism of regional football is gone on a club level. it only exists between fans.
>€90 million plus tip for the Slavic Marouane Chamakh
>>150436986>your English team have just been embarrassed 3-0 on penalties by a bankrupt club whose fans are in open revolt against their owner and even boycotted the match last night>your Scottish team haven't won a single league match and are now being humiliated by a gang of waffle loving ladsBRAVO 49ERS
state
>Amorim was a young up and coming coach with a very specific play style>Accepts a "now or never" offer from United who are complete shit at the time>Players don't fit him system (and are shit)>Transfers don't really help>Now on the verge of being sacked with the worst win record in United's history and one of the worst in league history>Reputation completely destroyed in less than a year because he couldn't wait it out for a better team with players more suited to his style
I'm actually embarrassed lmao. I'm laughing at the ridiculousness of this. Like I'm fucking livid, but I'm laughing instead of raging. I'll celebrate if we win this, but jesus christ I've gone from saying when to if and I'm laughing at how fucked this is. Theres going to be some silly german word for this.
>>150437031I mean you have to be professional if you are playing for a national team rivals or not But at this point amorim has to go if he goes to anfield the shit Liverpool is going to do to this United side is going to make 7-0 look like a joke>>150437069Ironically spurs post Ange would have been a pretty solid fit
>>150437069>muh styleGood managers adapt. Said it in the match thread but I'm staggered to believe he's had any managerial success whatsoever. Fuck Sporting, I'm shocked he's even managed to achieve anything in the Portuguese lower leagues.
>>150437069You forgot the most important part>Is such a dogshit manager that he can't adapt a style to fit the players he already has1 dimensional sunday league manager at best.
The melty from Dave tonight is going to be absolutely biblical
Has Liverpool ever won a treble? Yeah I thought so
>>150436983Um...
>>150437135no thanks we're quite happy with thomas frank
>>150437069always thiight it was funny how Uyd fans insisted last year was an extended pre season and they wouldnt judge him and now they want him gone 2.5 games into the new seasonabsolute retards
>>150437383
What’s really sad is that even if United lose to Grimsby and finish fucking 15th again they’ll still be able to offer inflated wages to top players and spend hundreds of millions because your ability to spend is completely divorced from performance in the prem (if you’re a member of the sky six)
>>150437453done him
Homeless night for the bad.
>>150437443I'm actually a spurs enjoyer too I'm happy with Frank so far market shitshow not so much I just try to be as unbiased as I can It's just someone who plays/manages man United is so hard to judge since the club is a poisoned chalice to the extreme
>>150437453Not even him but you're a retard
>>150437656he said a treble not continental treble my friend
Why did they cut Liverpool out of this list?
>>150437656how would you define "a treble" if not winning three trophies in a single season?what would call winning three trophies in a single season if not "a treble"?
>>150437656There was no specification of THE treble you dafty.
Can't believe Pep won a quad with City
>>150437656He said "a treble" not "the treble".
>>150437751To think it was Nathan fucking Joneses Southampton that stopped him from winning the quadruple
>>150437751DSL wouldn't let us forget it
Anon doing gods work exposing how many Liverpool fans are here. They always get vexed over this treble discussion. Look at them all coming out if the woodwork lmao.
you not watching the match dave?
>>150437789You're 2-0 down to Grimsby and you're trying to distract us from this hilarious fact
>>150437834Imagine thinking I support shitnited
>everyone who hates heysel fc fans is a united fan
>>150437846Imagine being such a cowardly, shovelling homeless manc you're too embarrassed to tell the truth.Stay warm tonight Dave ;)
When you have Spurs and Chelsea fans supporting Arsenal against Liverpool, you know Liverpool are the worst
>>150437907I wasn't consulted on this vote. Had I been, I'd have also voted for Liverpool.
Would have been 3-0 with VAR there
Do you think these United lot feel ashamed?
ABUbros...
>>150438154Dunno how the linesman just outright doesn't know the rules there.
>>150438178They are already deep in shit as it is It's like that top gear gag where something bad happens to the one of them the other goes still could be worse something even worse happening to the other one of the trio
>>150438178dont worry they won the transfer window
>>150438178They're being paid 200k+ a week why would they care. United a soulless now. It's a club with no ambition where players go to get a fat cheque.
>>150438210>Linesman is man of the match because that was never offside>Mark Goldbridge
bruh what are you doing
>>150438341hahahaha
>>150438341this can't be real
>>15043834110/10 webm
>>150438341This genius was rejected by West Ham
hey sorry im new to the game and i dont really know soccer but is grimsby town a good team? i thought manchester united was one of the best soccer teams? shouldnt they be winning?
Jfc
United need to buy this goalkeeper
>>150438491You're mistaken. Grimsby town are 20 time league champions, 13 time fa cup champions and 3 time champions league winners. Manchester United are in league two.
Man U equalized as im typing this and no one is forcing him to do the job but i cant help but feel bad for amorim at this point
>>150438341>it actually worked
>>150438695His face says it all. That anon from earlier is right, damage done
>>150438491Whomst
>200m and Maguire is still the best striker
>>150438491who woman? how foots game?
>>150438491>lust provoking image>unrelated question about common knowledge
>Drawing to a 4th division side
>>150438341blud playing checkers when everyone else is playing chess
manure are to grimsby as spurs are to psg
>>150438751>>150438805mikaela testawho cares feet are for walking
>>150438975WRONG! hot feet are for my mouth!
Sesko is atrocious Not trusted to take any of the first round of penalties LMAO!
Ffs I was going to make a joke that THIS is why United bought so many forwards who were the penalty takers at their old club but Cunha fucked it
>>150438975Extremely bogged face. Sad
>>150439248pretty sure the body is fake too, but it looks good in photos so what ever
Amorim needs to sack himself at this point
I've never heard of a striker waiting this longtotakeapen
Almost thought Sesko was subbed off
This is beyond embarrassment
>>150439486This is ridiculous Honestly thought onana was gonna miss it
Lmao Amorim has his head in his hands in the dugout
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MBEUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER AWFUL DAY FOR THE HOMELESS... WHEN WILL IT END????
SOITHAPPENEDAGAIN
Toppest of Lels
L M F A O
It happened again!
>>150439531I dedicate this Lee Jackson classic to himhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hV65nhz_H1M&pp=ygUMWW91IHN1Y2sgbGVl
ALL 200M JUST SHAT THE BED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150439216Maybe the joke still works actually. Fucking lmao. The absolute fucking state if these players. 200 odd million on forwards and 2 of them miss and the most expensive one is fucking 10th down the line.
>£140m >both miss
Is a pitch invasion the irl of a /mug/?Have a good night Dave!
Tinpot competition anyway we'll be better off with the midweek rest to focus on the league and FA cup.
>United's first big summer signing misses the penalty that would have sent United through in normal penalty shootout>United's second big summer signing misses the decisive penalty that saw them lose>United's third big summer signing skied a sitter from 4 yards at the very end of the match which would have sent them through without the need for penaltiesL M A OL M A OL M A OL M A O
>>150439798
TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS
I was genuinely howling with laughter watching that
what a day lads
Manchester United are out of the league cup in August...
United out thanks to Cunha and Mbeumo.
>>150439798Sesko being fucking TENTH (10th, after 9 whole other players) in the order of penalty takers is the grimmest of grim things about this match against a club called Grimsby. What even is that?
HUMILIATION ON THE BANKS OF THE HUMBER
>>150436316>>150434719>>150434635APOLOGISE
the mancunian fears the mighty mariner
>>150439957It's called being a fucking pussy.
>>150436664Carra stealing both my top 4 teams and relegation teams btw
>>150439957Certified bitch made move. 80 mil for a guy pissing his pants taking a penalty vs fucking Grimsby.
>>150434719Remember to always bet on the opposite of whatever the retarded Jeetnadian says.
I had Potter getting sacked first but honestly now I'm changing it to Amorim
remember when everyone was joking about a mid-week mug .... I have no words
From the Guardian livetext:>I went to Sporting Lisbon last season, not long before Amorim left. Speaking to people there, learning about his impact on that team, he seemed like precisely the kind of character United needed as they seek to return to some kind of sporting relevance. Perhaps not.
>>150440073I was only half joking I'm not even surprised by this result
>>150424892How do I support my new club Grimsby Town FC from India,Any Grimsby anons have any suggestions ?
sportsbar just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEIFvtcAatA
>>150439824It gets worse:>Cunha's old team Wolves are through to Round Three>Mbeumo's old team Brentford are through to Round Three>Sesko's old team RB Leipzig are through (to Round Two in the DFB-Pokal)
>>150440062If THIS doesn't sack him the shit Liverpool will do to his united side in October? will
>>150440073
>>150440178
Is there a 606 program on tonight?
>>150440008>>150440033I know Bruno, Maguire, Mbeumo, Cunha are all good at penalties so I get them being in the first 5 and Dalot is presumably not bad either but not 6th? 7th? 8th? 9th? But 10th? That's unforgivable imo. I'm beating a dead horse here but it just genuinely boggles my mind that he hid. I can understand confidence issues from being a 80-90m mega blockbuster signing but it's a fucking penalty like.
Amorim has to be the worst Man U manager in history right? Sure they got relegated and theres probably some manager from 100 years ago with fuck all going for him, but I'm willing to bet Amorim has got to statistically be the worse by now
>>150440251Nah, talkSPORT is the closest to it. But for every 2 legit callers there's a fake caller.
>Manure spent their summer splurging on forwards and gazumping poocastle to prove they’re still big boys instead of getting a decent keeper>the forwards either all miss pens or hide until the 10th one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>150440285...so far
>>150440150Agreed, was inevitable from the very start of the match. I'm not even sure you can give a single United player any credit at all.>>150440257>you are now imagining if Sesko had moved to Newcastle and played on Monday night
>>150440182And both Wolves and Brentford beat other Premier League clubs to go through.
Cunha and Sesko are 003 now
>Ruben Amorim said his team's performance against Arsenal proved that Manchester United have the qualities to beat any side we come up against this term.
>"prem proven" xG overperformers are actually garbage Who could have thought
>>150440308Lol, true
EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO (next OP)
>>150440356Even funnier was the media itself espousing this
>>150440323Yes. Only Leipzig is comparable (Sandhausen being 4th tier in Germany) and they came back from 1-2 down. On that note I love that in the Pokal the lower league team gets home advantage by default.
>>150440285By far the worst since SAF
>>150440285Statistically this is a draw for Amorim. Games that go to penalty shootouts don't count as wins/losses due to their tiebreaker nature. His stats from this will actually flatter him
99% chance that clip of amorim hopelessly doing tactics will end up on lad culture instagram pages
Grimsby Town fucking lmao.
>Grimsby goalkeeper Christy Pym:"I'm struggling to take it in. I'm a fan of Manchester United."
>>150440425>I love that in the Pokal the lower league team gets home advantage by default.That IS really nice. Sure it's technically fair when it's random but it's not at the same time.
Dave (aka 190) going to have to switch gimmicks and who he supports for the next month at least.
>>150440494>me and the boys trying to come up with the perfect reply when she texts "hey" with 4 ys
>>150440370Guarantee you Cunha Kinder Bumbo and Sesko would all be playing well if they’d gone to Newcastle. Players know Manure is a tar pit but the big wages and opportunity to be the players who finally fix United are too much to do deny
>>150440521Lad should bump elbows, he's an upgrade on their current goalkeepers
very very funny but /epl/ is going to be completely spammed for at least a week now by the homeless so swings and roundabouts
>[Grimsby Town manager] David Artell has a chat with ITV. He is only vaguely coherent at times, perfectly understandably. But he’s quite kind to Ruben Amorim:>Look, they’re an unbelievable team. They’ve got an unbelievable manager, and they’re on the right track.
>>150440521is it the excitement of beating them or is it the current level of shame of the club that he is struggling to take in?
>>150440551Not much different than Saudi or our league to a degree
I was actually ranting when Maguire equalised because I was like>How the fuck do you fuck this up Grimsby? Could be the most memorable night in a long time and you bottle it against a shit Man U sideI turned off penalties, glad they won.
>>150440562Fuck me we're going to he hearing about every single Liverpool schizo theory he can come up with 24/7
Imagine paying 80m for a striker and he is so useless hes literally the last outfield player to take a penalty
>>150439965no apologies necessary, through the mysticism of cold reading I concocted an elaborate voodoo spell that I call the "reverse jinx", which I can only perform when it is for the greater good, but takes a severe toll on my health and sanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy3WNIP4jyoCarabao Cup Third Round Draw about to start
>>150440548Exactly. >me thinking about my next words when she boxes my right arm and says i hate youuuuu
>>150440626Who even cares at this point
>>150440612Refs were cheating for united. Disallowed a perfectly good goal that would've put Grimsby up 3-0 and then on United's equaliser, let them take it like 3 times because of things "off the ball".
>>150440551Wasn't Sesko offered higher wages at Newcastle?
>>150440634surprised youre still here manure sissy
>>150440648lelmeant it more as "fuck the draw let's just laugh at united all night long"
>>150440580The Pep Guardiola classic
How would you punish the Utd players if you were the manager?
>>150440636>then on United's equaliser, let them take it like 3 times because of things "off the ball".and completely ignored Maguire horse collaring the defender to get past him
>>150440672extend their contracts
>>150440636That's why I was ranting.
>>150440672Mate the players should be gang beating him
Reminder SAF won a league title with pensioners, rafael and Phil Jones in defence. Cleverly, Ashley Young and a 40 year old giggs in midfield. They were so good in 2013 that had they won every game after wrapping up the league they'd have broken the points record at the time which was held by mou's super star Chelsea team. I'm not even a united fan but SAF was special. Always got the best out of his players and played great attacking front foot football.
>>150440672Honestly what there is to say he's probably going to get sacked I'll probably stay silent outside
>>150440169Fancode streams league two games I think. They definitely stream all league one games. Not completely sure about league two.The subscriptions also pretty cheap there. It's like 100₹ for the whole season.
I'm going to throughly enjoy watching the youtube mongs rage over this. The hope when Mbuemo scored, the silence on the refball to United, the elation when Maguire equalises (again) and then the LEL over penalties.Shame the cope will be>Well, penalties can go either way.... We showed /strong mind/ to pull it back at an away game...Etc.
>>150440695LOL
Have you seen how smug Mount(!!!) was towards the Grimbsy fans after his penalty
>>150440769Aki isn't dead is he?
>had United won they would have got Sheff Wedwew
>>150440809croaked it lad
>>150440769How did you guess mate lol
>>150440809I'm afraid he is. Died today.
>>150440778Who?
>>150440823
>>150440809Died last night or early this morning, I forget. He's in heaven now, touching muscles....>>150440823LMAO
>Crystal Palace v Millwall has just been drawn outLOL
>>150440637No
>>150440840more like 'missin" mount hehe
>>150440954>>150440954>>150440954>>150440954
>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
>>150440746Just checked. They do stream league two, but don't stream all matches. Better than nothing I guess
>>150440979That's Roy Keane who has not managed since 2011
>>150440922>Port Vale >Forest>Chelsea>Spurs>Villa>City>Liverpool>NewcastleWinners of that round.
>>150440986I already have the annual subscription, just turned on notifications for League 2 matches,Can't wait to start following this soulful club
Flying Pig broke his printer.
>>150440714>Always got the best out of his playersWhat about from 1987 to 1992?
