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>Wiesbaden - Bayern München
>0:1 48'

>ECL Play-offs 2nd leg
>Do 21:00
Mainz - Trondheim (first leg: 1-2)
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>>150437092
1. nur
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we are sooooooooo fucked
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>>150437159
Literally who invited Müllkrug blud
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Olise too good
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MICHAEL
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>>150437159
It is so over
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>Böi
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OH
LIIII
SEEEEEEH

lmao @ boah ey
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OLISE
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Karlinho
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>>150437159
Where is our Leroi Sahne?
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It's funny that the best Bundesliga player right now is 100% autistic
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>gets rekt
>revenge foul
lel
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should have fucked this little shit harder desu
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>YERNITED
>DE GAY
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>>150437239
Me?
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Karl will be worth over 100m in two years
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>>150437274
Meds
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>>150437270
Michel?
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>d00z
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>>150437298
No
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not impressed by bauern
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>>150437324
Not at all, glad they will not will the Pokal this year
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>>150437324
a horse that good
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>>150437324
isso
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>Von "oh nein" bis "tut mir gut": Müllers Gedanken zu Schonlaus Ankunft
>Müller newsbombing the b00n mätsch
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Pane offside again award
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Diaz is hit or miss. He was world class vs Leipzig last week, now he misses every chance vs a third league team
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BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK

K00
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BOK BOK BOK
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here we go again bazibros kek
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WIEEEESBAAAADEEEN
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only 4 more goals for Wiesbaden until they can go into ET
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>could have been like 0:4-5 if the 90m granate would finish
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>Tah
not him again bruh
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It's not Diaz' day, just replace him with a good in form Gnabry
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Is Bayern really this Bad?
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>granatbry and goatretzka on
bundes be mad again soon
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karl no show
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>>150437579
>Olise erhöht für die Bayern. Karl dribbelt von links ins Zentrum und bis in den gegnerischen Sechzehner, spielt den Ball dabei in den Lauf von Boey.
how can one single entity be so very very wrong on an almost daily basis?
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>>150437235
>Nagelsmann deutlich: „Ich finde, dass er jetzt in einer Liga spielt, die einen Tick schlechter ist als die europäische Top-Ligen. Ich finde, dass er da noch mehr auffallen muss.“

>Nagelsmann weiter: „Er hat jetzt ein Tor gemacht und eins vorbereitet. Er muss noch ein bisschen reinkommen. Ich erwarte da keine Wunderdinge, das habe ich ihm auch so kommuniziert. Seine Quote muss aber noch besser werden. Da ist er gefordert, seinen Beitrag zu leisten. Dann ist er für uns auch ein Kandidat.“
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KINO
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K00 AGAIN
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
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big titty brunette celebrating
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BOK BOK BOK BOK
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>>150437642
Thats Rassismus
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FUCKING KANKER
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HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>150437662
Würde sie bei mir aufs Bett einwechseln
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Bayern's worst nightmare, the Wiesen gehen baden.
Sorry...
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Kim is so ridiculously bad holy shit
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who cares, this is still gonna end 2-5
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2-2 ain't losing
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who cares, this is just another frenly cup lmaao
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BAYERN RIGGI
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everyone below this post is mad
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spielt den ball desu
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Hahahaha hahahaha
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>KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE
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>KANE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ARRY RAUS!
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SCHNITZEL
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KWAB
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>KAN'T
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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bruh
BRUH
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Tja, 90% der Mannschaft voller Kanaken und Negern, was haben die Bauern erwartet? Anti-Deutscher Drecksverein, verliert hier gerade ganz mit Recht. Da helfen auch keine 500 Elfmeter pro Spiel mehr.
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>>150437760
KWABUTZI
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boey is such a nulpe
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>Faden ist schneller als der Stream
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>>150437816
noch haben die Hurensöhne nicht verloren
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>it's Mouki time
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>Wiesbaden
>Dritte Liga

Did someone check Ullis Blutdruck?
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>>150437870
Hopefully someone breaks his legs
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>>150437870
how old is he by now?
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Die Made would have saved Hühnchen
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DER POKAL HAT SEINE EIGENEN GESETZE!!!1111
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How will Wehrpflicht work for footballers?
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>>150437887
BRUH
"Grimsby Town Football Club is a professional association football club that competes in the fourth level of the English football league system. "
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>>150437923
I guess 35
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>>150437951
Fast alle Ausländer oder mit "Migrationshintergrund", die müssen nicht ans Gewehr. An die Front wird nur der dumme Michel geschickt.
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>>150437963
ayyy lmaooo
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>>150437951
similar like any other millionaires

>>150437963
>another /mug/ on the horizon
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>>150437963
>2025
>still thinking that ManU is elite

Anon I...
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>>150437662
grad nochmal angeschaut … hot af
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>>150437994
Based. The dumme Michel voted for this
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>>150438023
voll die geile ische
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>>150438013
Will they ever recover? I mean they keep pumping millions into this shit
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>>150438013
They don't have to be Elite in order to beat a worse equivalent of TSG Hoffenheim II
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>>150437994
>the great replacement is not real
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deutsche messi xD
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>>150438023
>>150438038
Pics?
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>>150438078
abwarten
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>Gnabri

Holy shit, he is so bad
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gnabry and goretzka completely invisible again
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>>150438088
musst es in bewegung sehen
einfach nochmal im stream zurück bis zum 2:2
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>>150438169
>>150438174
>gnabry
he was actually good in the last games. what happened?
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cumpany= olise and inshallah
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KAAAAAAAAANE
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bundes, you lost
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HARALD EDWARD
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Unfassbar
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good ol Bayerndusel
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KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
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ARE ARRY
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>>150437963
Mbeumoooo

One for the Hühnchen??
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Arry wants the cup
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Schwuler gescripteter Disney-Kinderscheiß. Zum Glück schau ich diesen "Sport" nicht mehr.
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suck it, Wiesbaden-Schlampen
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HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY
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ganz klares abseits
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Kane ist einfch krank
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>>150438322
häng dich weg du Spasti
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Puuuuh, not as bad as Manchester United. Well done!
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>>150438322
you just hatewatched an entire game lol, what do you mean you don't watch it anymore
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dem ersten beiernwixxer den ich traffic werde ich wegklatschen
scheiß b00n dusel
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fuck buyern
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EZ
see you seething faggots next match kek
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gg ez, neva in doubt
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>>150438320
NAY, but he is!
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Upamecano looks like a drug dealer in the Görlitzer Park
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>>150438433
You'd know
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>>150438412
poor dude
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>>150438407
>mfw /huhndes/ spent their entire evening hate watching >us
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>>150438325
What a british rose
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>>150438322
KWAB
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Fenerbahçe losing again, all is well
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>>150438443
Jokes on you, I've never been in Berlin
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jz ne halbe packung langnese tiramisu for the frust
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>>150438563
YOu must be very young.
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>>150437870
Oh boy
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>>150438305
the hot dog is a nice touch
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>>150438610
the GOAT
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she has a big mouth
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>>150438610
den macht er mit all seiner erfahrung....
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This new ZDF Moderatorin is not likable at all. Never seen her before, hope to never see her again
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Fenerbahçebros...
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>>150438706
>>150438762
oh sweet summer child
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was ein unsympath
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wer
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wann hört eigentlich endlich der schlabberhosen trend bei den weibern auf
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naja der der halt grad im interview war
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>>150438899
wenn die Fungis das Land verlassen
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>>150438899
This, I hate it
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>datail
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>jt got mad cos I called diaz a mong on the supercup thread

Well well well!
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Is there something more cucked than the Auslaufen of the bench players?
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>>150438987
did you know he left his recent job because he was demoted and an Indian took his place?
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>merlin mental
beginning to recognize a pattern here bros
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Schizo Walter!!
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>Walter micd up
I miss him so much:(
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GRIMSBY FUCK YES
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Manchester United ahahaahahahaha
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>Bremen
>Club
>Hannover
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bundes in SHAAAAAAAAAAAMBLES
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GuMo
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/bundes in good spirits
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GuMo
What's next for Mainzzz?
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GuMo
Jz 1 Elvissandwich and Coffee
Then laughing at the English
>Schalke
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>>150447152
good banter
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GuMo
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M1z gonna lose to Trötheim
Bet your life savings on it
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Kurze Frage am Rande, welche Gesetze hat der Pokal eigentlich?
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>>150447488
no Hollerchad no party
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>>150447499
Two teams go in, one team goes out. Everything can happen.
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>>150447503
Are these common Gesetze or does the Pokal have his own Gesetze?
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>>150447514
It's the own Gesetze of this and every other 1 game cuppa

2 game cuppas favor the more expensive team because they have time to adapt more.
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When was the last time a Bundes team lost to a Regionalligist in the Pokal?
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>>150447500
the Hinspiel was a party?
the earlier you accept that Hollerbitch is nothing but a disgusting low iq mutt fraud, the better
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>>150447538
Homburg - Darmstadt 3:0 (2023)
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>>150447580
Darmstadt is such a cuckverein
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>>150447686
You think a lot about cucks don't you?
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>U21-Nationalspieler Caspar Jander verlässt den 1. FC Nürnberg kurz vor Transferschluss am 1. September noch. Der 22 Jahre alte Mittelfeldspieler wechselt aber nicht zum VfB Stuttgart, sondern zum Premier-League-Absteiger FC Southampton
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>>150447843
It’s absolutely over for the glubb
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>>150447843
>German talent would rather go to the second English league than a Bundesliga club that plays Champions League
it's so over for the Blundershitga
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>>150448044
nah, Stuttgart just wasn’t willing to pay more than €10m and he’d have been benched by Stiller and Karazor anyway
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Looks like Jackson is going to Bayern on loan and Nkunku to Milan (sale)
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>>150447488
another asswipe no show?
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unlike Hollerbitch, based Viper isn’t a fraud
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>Der Holländer ist schon nicht mehr in Leipzig – sondern in London! Das Training am Vormittag findet bereits ohne ihn statt. Vorm Heimspiel am Samstag gegen Heidenheim ist Xavi, der bei RB noch Vertrag bis 2027 hat, „bis auf Weiteres für Zukunftsgespräche freigestellt." Alles spricht jetzt für einen Wechsel zu Premier-League-Klub Tottenham, wo Xavi und sein Umfeld am heutigen Donnerstag weitere Gespräche führen.
Lads, it's Tottenham
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>Xavi Simons' Abschied von RB Leipzig in Richtung England wird offenbar immer konkreter, aber möglicherweise doch nicht zum FC Chelsea. Wie die „Bild“ berichtet, verhandelt das Lager des offensiven Mittelfeldspielers mit Tottenham Hotspur

Kwab
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>>150448434
>Tottenham
LOL what a loser
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>>150447843
Stuttgartbros...
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>>150448084
Chelsea wasn't willing to loan a player until Max "Dicke 00" Eberl came along
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>>150448434
>>150448438
Everbody is leaving the sinking ship

No wonder with this douce as a coach
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>>150447843
>Schon eine wilde Nummer. Der VfB hat sich mit dem Spieler geeinigt, doch dann verbaut man ihm den Weg zu einem deutschen „Topclub“, und das nur wegen einer lösbaren finanziellen Differenz von 2–3 Millionen Euro. Stattdessen verkauft man ihn nun in die englische 2. Liga für ein kaum besseres Angebot, sofern die Angaben im Artikel stimmen
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>Xavi Tottenham
>Ngubunku Milan
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>Collins-Nominierung durch Nagelsmann blamiert den BVB endgültig
>Am Mittwoch verkündete Borussia Dortmund die Leihe von Anselm Anselmino vom FC Chelsea. Wenige Stunden später nominierte Julian Nagelsmann erstmals Nnamdi Collins für die A-Nationalmannschaft. Zwei Ereignisse am selben Tag, die in einem bitteren Kontext stehen: Während der BVB eine Abwehr-Notlösung präsentiert, feiert ein ehemaliges Eigengewächs den vorläufigen Karriere-Höhepunkt. Die Nominierung zum DFB-Team zeigt einmal mehr, wie ärgerlich der Abgang von Collins war, der beim BVB im Prinzip nur noch als Model zur Vermarktung der neuen Trikots herhielt und sportlich ohne echte Perspektive schien. 2020 hatte er Millionen-Angebote von Chelsea und Manchester City abgelehnt, um in Dortmund Profi zu werden. Diese Loyalität wurde nicht belohnt.
>Nach Informationen von Absolut Fussball, dem Fußballportal von Home of Sports, kassierte der BVB 2023 für Collins lediglich 700.000 Euro – ohne Rückkaufklausel oder Weiterverkaufsbeteiligung. Jetzt ist er Nationalspieler mit Marktwert von über zehn Millionen Euro, Tendenz steigend. Es ist nicht weniger als ein Armutszeugnis für den BVB, dessen Geschäftsmodell auf der Talententwicklung aufbaut.
>Nagelsmanns Begründung für die Nominierung fiel vielsagend aus: „Nnamdi Collins hat im vergangenen Jahr in Frankfurt sehr gut Fuß gefasst und sehr viele Spielminuten gesammelt. Er hat körperlich sehr gute Voraussetzungen, ist super schnell.“ Hinzu kommt die Vielseitigkeit, innen wie rechts außen verteidigen zu können. Beim auf Kante genähten BVB-Kader wäre Collins heute besonders wertvoll.
>Die aktuelle BVB-Situation ist schließlich mehr als angespannt. „Durch die Verletzungen von Emre Can, Nico Schlotterbeck und Niklas Süle waren wir gezwungen, nachzujustieren“, begründete Lars Ricken die Anselmino-Leihe.
1/2
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>>150448759
>Niko Kovač steht schon nach zwei Pflichtspielen vor einem Scherbenhaufen in der Defensive, zumal Talent Filippo Mane nach Roter Karte beim 3:3 auf St. Pauli rotgesperrt fehlt. Am Mittwoch schlug also die Ironie des Schicksals zu: Der BVB suchte verzweifelt nach einer externen Lösung, bei der in Person von Anselmino viele Fragezeichen bleiben. Das einstige Talent Collins feierte hingegen den vorläufigen Höhepunkt seiner Entwicklung bei der SGE. Deren Sportdirektor Timmo Hardung hatte bei Collins‘ Verpflichtung genau das formuliert, was beim BVB fehlte.

>Collins‘ Name auf Nagelsmanns Kaderliste ist ein Schlag in die kollektive BVB-Magengrube, der dreifach wehtut – finanziell, strategisch und philosophisch. Das letzte Eigengewächs, das Nationalspieler wurde, erlebte übrigens auch einen ereignisreichen Mittwoch: Youssoufa Moukoko schoss seinen neuen Klub, den FC Kopenhagen, in die Ligaphase der Champions League.
Bxbros, how do we spin this?
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>FC Brentford bereitet 70 mil Angebot für BVB Stürmer Beier vor
lol
lmao
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>>150448811
too low desu
B00 is unironically world class but sadly no one at Doofmund seems to realise how to best utilise him
he’s definitely not ready for the EPLel tho
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world class b00 gets outperformed by Adeyemi on the regular
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>>150447514
The Pokal has its own Gesetze, however if it's a Pokalderby then the common Gesetze will be applied, since the Pokal's own Gesetze are balanced out by the Derby's own Gesetze.
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>>150448811
Makes sense, if Sesko is worth € 80 mil.

This means Patrik Schick is worth € 100 mil.
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>>150448904
At the same time Jonny B is only worth € 21 mil.
I don't really understand this shit anymore
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>>150448875
they’re just very different player types and Adeyemi apparently fits the BVB system better
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>>150448904
>Rolfes sold Wirtz for 125 (minus 35 for Quansah)
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>>150448942
they're the same player lmao
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>>150447843
It's so fucking over
>>150448578
Not my problem. Should have sold Woltemade to have that 3 million at your disposal
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>>150448811
>Lediglich Florian Wirtz (22) und Kai Havertz (26) bewegten in der deutschen Fußball-Geschichte mehr Geld für Ablösen
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>>150448959
they play a very similar position, yes. but they do also have clearly distinct skillsets
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>>150448750
Another Eberl-Meisterklasse
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>>150448768
It was nearly believable b8 until the moukokZ part
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>>150449025
oof Adeyemi mogs beier in every important stat for a offence player
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>>150449102
sadly there was no data available which compared Adeyemi to other forwards so of course his attacking stats look much better when compared to AMs and wingers
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>>150449133
can you compare him with Hollerchad please?
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>>150449232
better attacking stats, worse progressive stats
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>>150449278
b00 #pwned
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gay
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>>150449335
u mirin that 8 pack?
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>>150449278
Wau hollerbach is shit lul
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150449309
>FW
>no attacking output
grim
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fuck u mean this is pretty elite for playing in terrorist cuckgartball team like Onions
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I came up with a new stat, xxG or expected expected goals which is defined as the expected expected goals based upon my analysis of the game and it's clear that röhl is weltklasse in xxG. Last year wimmer was by far nr 1 in xxG and he's finally been unlocked and so watch out for merlin this year!
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>>150449278
Beier does it in the last 10 minutes against worn out defenses
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pathetic and embarrassing cope
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>>150449508
facts
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>Das Champions-League-Finale wird in dieser Saison zu einer völlig neuen Uhrzeit angepfiffen – nämlich schon um 18 Uhr. Die Uefa will nach eigenen Angaben sowohl den Zuschauern im Stadion als auch vor den TV-Geräten ein „besseres Fanerlebnis“ ermöglichen.
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>>150449658
translation: the arabs paid too much money to stay up until 2am
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>>150449658
21:00 is way too late for anymore but Spaniards and Brits
UEFA is healing
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>>150449687
>21:00 is way too late for anymore but Spaniards and Brits
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>>150449687
>21:00 is way too late
it's a Saturday
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>ossis
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>>150449931
>Schalosie
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>>150449931
OK, but where's the email? I want to read it.
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>>150449931
What did the email say?
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I will miss Der Bankdrücker so much, we failed you Maxi
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>>150449931
>paparossis
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>>150449992
The email was about Kaars getting transferred to St. Fauli

>Otmar Schork soll laut mehrerer Fan-Berichte seinen Laptop nach dem Spiel auf der Tribüne ungesperrt vergessen haben und Fans haben wohl eine E-Mail mit einem Transferangebot gesehen

>Quelle: nicht gesperrter Bildschirm und 30 Leute die ungläubig drauf starren und diskutieren gestern Abend nach dem Spiel
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>>150449992
>>150449986
search Kaars on X
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>>150450018
>Has laptop
>Too stupid to set up auto lock or press power button for suspend
Typical Ossi
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>>150450044
your not really falling for that poor ausrede are you
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>>150450061
>Born 1957
Typical tech illiterate boomer. They make laptop screens (HP Sure View etc) that only you can view from a perfect angle these days, prevents snooping like that.
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>>150450048
>PCfag
holy cringe
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>>150450048
/bundes/ should write mails to rothenbach, schnork and bornemann
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>>150450048
>Präsidiumssitzung at 18:30 on a Sunday
grim
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>>150450084
checks out kek
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>>150450267
kek first sign of a desktop cluttered with files
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>Das DFB-Sportgericht hat Marco Antwerpen (53) und seinen Co-Trainer Frank Döpper (53) wegen versuchter Spielmanipulation verurteilt. Antwerpen wird für ein Jahr gesperrt, Döpper für drei Monate.
> „Nach der Beweisaufnahme sah es das Gericht als erwiesen an, dass die beiden im Vorfeld des Endspiels um den NFV-Pokal am 24. Mai 2025 in Osnabrück zwischen dem VfL Osnabrück und dem TuS Blau-Weiß Lohne als Trainer und Co-Trainer des VfL Osnabrück versucht haben, einen in der betreffenden Spielzeit von Osnabrück an Lohne verliehenen Spieler davon abzuhalten, an dem Spiel mitzuwirken. Sie forderten dazu ein weiteres Mitglied des Trainerteams auf, mit dem an Lohne verliehenen Spieler in Kontakt zu treten und diesem zu vermitteln, dass es mit Blick auf seine Rückkehr nach Osnabrück in der darauffolgenden Saison besser sei, wenn er nicht an dem Pokalendspiel teilnehme. Damit haben es beide unternommen, auf den sportlichen Wettbewerb durch unbefugte Beeinflussung einzuwirken in der Absicht, der Mannschaft des VfL Osnabrück einen Vorteil zu verschaffen.“

>Stephan Oberholz, Vorsitzender des DFB-Sportgerichts: „Bei der Strafzumessung hatten wir das Ausmaß der individuellen Schuld zu berücksichtigen, hier gehen wir davon aus, dass die Vorgänge maßgeblich von Herrn Antwerpen initiiert wurden. Dafür sprechen auch die Rollen innerhalb des Trainerteams als Cheftrainer und Assistent. Zu Gunsten der Herren Antwerpen und Döpper war zu berücksichtigen, dass es nicht zur Spielbeeinflussung gekommen ist und dass beide bisher sportgerichtlich noch nicht in Erscheinung getreten sind.“
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going out today might be embarrassing for Mainz, but will probably do wonders for their performance in bundes
Frankfurt is the only German club besides Bayern and Dortmund that is not completely pathetic on the international stage and I think Mainz will fair similarly to Union, Heidenheim and Köln etc...
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>Southampton are now close to reaching an agreement for Leo Scienza.

>The player has informed Heidenheim of his desire to leave and has already reached an agreement on personal terms with Southampton.

>The two clubs are now negotiating the transfer fee.
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>>150450979
based af from science
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>>150450979
Nobody knows who that is
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>>150450979
Blundershitga is so dead lol
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>>150451044
t frank schmidt

if only you had started him throughout the season then the Abstiegskampf would have been a lot easier
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>>150451223
>playing the designated Schönwetterspieler in the Abstiegskampf
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>>150451271
>designated schönwetterspieler saves your ass twice in the relegation
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>>150449658
Based, now I can enjoy my TK-PIZZA even better
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>Woltemade to Neuenburg/England
Hühnchenbros ... we got no aura and zero pull
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>Weiper bindet sich langfristig an Mainz: „Für mich auch in der Zukunft der richtige Schritt“
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>>150451478
>nur noch eine Leihe erlaubt
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>>150451478
Woltemade doesn't want to leave the Buli
Stuttgart knows this
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>>150451543
Someone post the dritte liga quote from woltechad
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>>150451543
He wants to once he sees his 350k a week salary
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>>150451579
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>>150451595
The Bayern offer wasn't super high (7.5m a year iirc) and he agreed to waive part of his signing bonus to make it happen
Money alone doesn't do it
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>>150451653
This ain't it chief
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>>150451658
Bayern media propaganda
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MoukokZ's gonna destroy those bussies
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>>150451669
bayern wieder mit losglück
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this champions league format is so fucking stupid
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>Gegner von Borussia Dortmund: Inter Mailand (H), Manchester City (A), FC Villareal (H), Juventus Turin (A), FK Bodö/Glimt (H), Tottenham Hotspur (A), Athletic Bilbao (H), FC Kopenhagen (A)

>Die Gegner des FC Bayern: FC Chelsea (H), Paris St. Germain (A), Club Brügge (H), FC Arsenal (A), Sporting Lissabon (H), PSV Eindhoven (A), Union Saint-Gilloise (H), Pafos FC (A)
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>>150451926
kek that group is tough for BVB
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this team would destroy the Manshaft
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>>150451846
Ulli paid enough
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>>150452364
The future looks not so bright bros
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>>150452033
I don't like this.
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>>150452364
>nicht-nationalspieler
how do we deal with the ai slop menace?
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>>150452565
why are all your images oversaturated
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On a scale of 1-10, how funny is Woltemade to Newcastle United for €90m?
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wew

>>150452656
too little desu
should’ve been €100m at least
will miss this based chad in the bundes
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>Frankfurt got Burkhardt for only €20 mil

Is Mainz now punching a wall not waiting for a PL offer for him?
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>>150451926
>FC Chelsea (H), Paris St. Germain (A), Club Brügge (H), FC Arsenal (A)
Damn, I wouldn't even be surprised if Bayern lost 3 out of the 4 first matches with that Kader. Und dann brennt der Baum
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>>150452656
depends, when someone photoshops the headline onto a picture of Eberl making a dumb face, it's 11/10 at least
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>>150452674
>it's real
obligatory no refunds skit
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>>150452656
we call him Woltebitch for a good reason
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>>150452674
Aaaahhahahaha no refunds
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> Neue Details zum Kovac-Vertrag
>Gehaltserhöhung: Vergangene Saison kassierte der Kroate über 3,5 Mio. Euro pro Saison. Ab sofort verdient Kovač deutlich mehr: rund 4,5 Mio. Euro! Die Aufbesserung ist eine logische Folge: Kovač hatte Dortmund vergangene Rückrunde von Krisen-Platz 11 noch bis auf Champions-League-Quali-Platz 4 und zudem ins Viertelfinale der Klub-WM geführt.
>Titelprämie: Für die kaum noch geglaubte Champions-League-Qualifikation hatte Kovač im Sommer bereits eine Sonder-Zahlung in Höhe von 750.000 Euro erhalten. Für einen Titel bekäme er noch mehr. Eine Titelprämie ist in den Trainer-Verträgen obligatorisch, beim Gewinn der Meisterschaft darf Kovač mit über einer Mio. rechnen.
>Feuerklausel: Sollte sich die Klub-Führung im Falle des Misserfolgs vorzeitig von seinem Trainer trennen wollen, würde das dem BVB finanziell richtig wehtun. In den Vertragsverhandlungen wurde eine Abfindung-Regelung vereinbart. Diese besagt, dass Kovač eine sofortige Einmalzahlung erhalten würde und anschließend sofort bei einem neuen Klub unterschreiben dürfte.
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>>150452709
LOL
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are we paying the /bundes/ tax?
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Bongs are completely fucked in the head but then again it's all Arab money.
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>>150452674
EPL teams really just watch who Bayern is interested in and then throw money around
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Coming up next:
100 Mio for Serge Gnabry
130 Mio for Maxi Arnold
250 Mio for Hollerbach
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>>150452656
it's a steal, in all honesty.
loddama will be fuming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcQHeNfUzA
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the blundershitga is so unbelievably finished it's insane
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>>150452734
>>150452707
>>150452829
>>150452843
keep coping, your league is dead, bunch of feeder clubs
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>>150452674
Does he know what a remote shithole Newcastle is? It's basically isolated from all the big towns and you can't just go to London or Manchester quick, it takes forever and you can't do shit in Newcastle. There is no german equivalent for that. No big players want to stay there or play for Newcastle
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Ganz ehrlich, wie soll Bayern da noch Spieler holen. Bei so einem kernretardierten Angebot kannst du auch Stuttgart nichts vorwerfen.
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>>150452674
overpaying by 45 million
ngmi sheiks
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>>150452918
All leagues are dead.
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>>150452918
Your league was never even alive
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>>150452918
>country's capital is called COPE'n'hagen
>lectures others on cope
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>>150452960
>>150452971
>>150452974
>future no. 1 german striker leaves for a foreign league
>joke about no refunds
cucks
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they called them madmen
they told them it couldn't be done
but they were all wrong
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>>150452974
Their capital is Stockholm you dimwit
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>>150452674
Da hat der Eberl 1 echt starkes Geschäft gemacht mit Stuttgart.
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>Diaz costs the same as Woltebitch
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>>150453072
>future no. 1 german striker leaves for a foreign league
he literally moved to mainz tho
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>>150453072
nigger you're literally simping for a foreign league in a foreign country.
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>>150453078
Woltemade hasn't agreed to anything
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>>150453108
>Diaz
67.5m - up to 72.5m with bonus payments (70m are realistic)
>Woltemade
85m - up to 90m with bonus payments
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>>150453158
I support bodø/glimt
see you at the signal iduna
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>>150453162
I mean the kicker price
I gotta replace Woltebitch now
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>got olise (second coming of the christ)
>dodged the schwirtzpill
>dodged the williamspill
>dodged the simmonspill
>dodged the woltebitchpill
>got rid of useless, overpaid brazzo baggage
>got tah, bishop literally for free
>got lucho for less than woltemade
Der Mensch Max Eberl. Legende.
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>>150453201
Olise will be gone in a year
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>>150453221
that'll be 250+ mio, PLUS tip
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>>150453221
that will be at least be 180 million
>Die Zügel hat jedoch der Rekordmeister in der Hand. In den vergangenen Tagen gab es Gerüchte über eine Ausstiegsklausel in Olises Vertrag. Dem Bezahlsender zufolge enthält das Arbeitspapier des Linksfußes beim Ligaprimus, welches noch bis 2029 läuft, aber keine solche Klausel.
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>>150453243
Just in time to finance the next Goretzka contract extension
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>>150453182
my club plays 2nd bundesliga, sorry bro
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this has got to be the biggest scam in professional footbal history right?
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What's Monkeyanon thinking rn that his favourite Woltebitch went to the "island monkeys"?
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>>150452943
>Ganz ehrlich, wie soll Bayern da noch Spieler holen.
Einfach nicht arm sein
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>>150452656
>>150452674
absolute fucking joke
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new Bremann just dropped
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>If they aren't going to accept our meager offer, we're just going to wait until next year
>Wirtz gone
>Woltemade gone
Buyern's scummy tactics don't work anymore and this is good for /bundes/
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>>150452033
dasn brett
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>udok0
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>Newcastle buys Woltemade and immediately loans him to Bayern

You heard it here first
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>>150453497
>good for /bundes/
how? all the other german teams lost their best players. the gap between Bayern and the rest has never been bigger
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>>150453555
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>>150451492
Didn't they send him to Mainz 05 II to force a contract renewal. Sounds like Stockholm syndrome to me.
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>>150452656
damn, how much are they getting for that "swede"?
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>>150452656
9

The striker market being completely cooked is the bigger story.
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>>150453201
>Das Jackson beginnt!
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>Inside Bayern the reaction is one of shock, a feeling that has become all too common in recent transfer windows.
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>>150453634
150m +10m in add-ons
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>>150453576
Who is this guy?
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>>150453709
legit funny as he is worse than Tigges
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>>150452364
Based röhl
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>>150453078
>get an 90 million € offer for Woltemade after one (!) year
>still try to pay less than poor 2. BL clubs demand

>>150453262
Now that Jander leaves us, we're unironically going down
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>>150452709
NO Refunds
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>hscuck has a permaded defender and a gone striker
Lelelele
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>>150451543
Anon, are you ok?
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>>150452759
Kehl is such a dumb fuck
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>>150453493
A Bremer-Jung
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>>150453857
we're schwaben, pls understand
can't make bank if you arent a bit of a pfennigfuchser
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>>150453931
im replacing Woltebitch with the b00n granate Diaz and Machida was my 4th defender you depp
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Romano schmid to West ham here we go incumming soon lel
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Holy shit, even german Nationalspieler are not intetested in Bayern anymore ... Ulli, sorry to say it: But it is over
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90m for wolte is insane wtf...
but why are bayern fans so salty when they lose out on a transfer to another club? have they just not experienced it enough so dont know how to act?
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>>150454057
Woltemade was desperate to join Bayern but Bayern didn't want to overpay about 20m for him. Now Newcastle overpaid by over 40m
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uhm wtf Hühnchenbros our narrative imploded again
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>>150453964
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>>150454092
Exactly this
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Do Stuttgart even have a replacement for Woltemade? They already look a bit lost upfront without Millot.
>>150453573
Should be an easy Buli season for Buyern
Sad
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>>150454092
they hate getting humbled by the big boys in Europe
they think they're in the elite clubs because of a few blundershitga mickey mouse titles
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>>150453449
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>>150453497
are you unironically retarded
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>>150454151
>Do Stuttgart even have a replacement for Woltemade?
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Literally all Bundesliga stars gone in one summer, wtf
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>>150454262
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>>150451543
RETARD ALERT
lmao
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>>150454279
Stuttgartbros, isch über
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https://miasanrot.de/fc-bayern-vs-50-plus-1-zukunft-analyse/

wow
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Merlin Röhl willkommen im Stuttgart!
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>150454313
we dont need frauds like this, we already have chudrich
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>>150454269
Der Harald ist noch da
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>hardkohr injury
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>>150454092
>but why are bayern fans so salty
who is?
most bayern fans (not Rajesh from the internet who posts on /r/Bayern) already thought 65mil is way too high for him
the dude had half a good season
the ones seething will be Uli Hoeneß, he had a weird obsession with him
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>Für mich hat NW bessere Chancen in der PL als Florian Wirtz, ich kann mir vorstellen, er funktioniert dort
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>>150454262
Boniface
On loan if he doesn't want to permanently
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>>150454444
Can Flori and Nicki help us at the world cup tho?
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>>150454269
Bundesliga is dead thanks to the 50+1 leftie freaks. Completely bought out by a poor, broken, islamic shithole like England. It's always been ridiculous that Germany (the only big rich country in Europe) allowed Spain or Italy to dominate football but this is on another level
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>>150454524
>schwaben
>signing some almost disabled retard with an iq below room temperature
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why don't you just finally fuck off instead of whining?
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>>150452933
newcastle isn't that bad. wirtz is the one who really got the short stick.
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>>150454538
oh please, they buy because economically it is successful
we are the new Spain
little do they know or care the players aren't worth it lel
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forgot pic
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>>150454538
Gerban footy at least has some resemblance of sovl why would you CUCkS want to get rid of the remaining parts so that you can have more teams full of nigres and ngubu can compete with dubai chocolate British team #5?

Grass isn't always greener hans just look at our based ösi neighbors still pretty sovl aside from redditbull
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NT coaches should stop nominating players that play in England
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>>150453573
>how?
If Bayern got their way they would have lost him for €60m, now they have €90m in their pocket - you don't see how this is better? And now he won't be playing against them. Double win.
>They called Stuttgart asking price of €75 "marktfremd"...
Kek, now the market has spoken.
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>>150454621
excuse me, is the deal already done?
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>>150454621
>They
this was woltemessi's agent, brainlet
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>>150454569
I sure as shit ain't watching club football from some stupid poor foreign country.
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>>150454621
>now they have €90m in their pocket
and they won't do shit with that, just like Frankfurt or Dortmund in the past. that money just disappears. it never makes the clubs better. at some point they can no longer sign more ngubu talents and then another club develops them for the clubs with infinite sharia sheikh money
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yeah Amiri is turning into the new Calhanoglu alright
boundless unfounded optimism about his free kick ability
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>>150454742
this. no club has ever profited from selling away their best players.
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>>150454685
Talking the Buyern line. Why do you think they offered way below that?
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>selling away
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>>150454818
he's not even worth half of that what b00n offered.
>Talking the Buyern line.
lmao
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>>150454790
trying to distract from the wipebitch no show bremi?
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>Der VfB bestätigte am Donnerstagabend, dass Woltemade für Gespräche mit einem anderen Klub freigestellt wurde sowie dass ein Angebot für den Angreifer eingegangen sei. Am Freitag erwarte man eine Entscheidung beim künftigen Arbeitgeber des Spielers
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>woltemessi news break
>bundes revived, almost 300+ post per hour
Hollerbitchbros, there's no coming back from this, is it?
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>outta nowhere
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This thread proves that le footy lads are brain dead retards. Wolte has literally one good season and paying 90m for him is objectively retarded yet we have MORONS here that try to say Germany has (durch)fallen and bayern shoulda stumped up the cash and 50+1 is le bad when german management teams simply aren't literally drooling retards
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M0nzbros, this is looking dire
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>hollerbitch out
>m0nz suddenly becomes good again
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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BELL BELL
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Mainzsisters maybe we should play based Bell as the striker instead of the useless mutt fraud Wiper? what do we think?
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>>150454891
you just made that up lol
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>can't put a free header on target
Wipebitchsissies.. wtf!!
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>>150455032
been silent quitting until yesterday
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ausgebellt
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>wipebitch misses a free header
>we concede
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>Wären 80 bis 100 Millionen genannt worden, hätte mich das nicht überrascht
Based Loddar knew it and Uli chimped out and said he doesn't have all the cups in his cupboard
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>M0nz
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LEE LEL EEL
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based Mainz leading despite playing with 10 men
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VIPER VIPER
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Lee has been all over the pitch
I think he is worried about his place in the team
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Worth 50 millions 0 would say
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>>150455104
rightful uli chimp
this is pure insanity
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Which EPlel team will sign Viper and Leeee?
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>>150455104
look at it this way
>Kane was only 10million more than Woltemade
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>>150455400
95 mio each, up to another 15 each for milestones
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>>150455448
>I don't understand inflation
the post
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>>150455448
>Kane was only 10million more than Woltemade
that's so funny, it's incredible
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>>150455493
>2years
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>>150455512
I rest my case
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Just wait until they discover Hollerbach. 100 Mio minimum
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>>150455593
Dortmund has a subscription for Mainz players. 30m next summer
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>>150452656
It should have gone 9 digits.
Still kek'ing over Buyern having gotten BTFO.
Everybody wins - except Hoeneß.
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pathetic dive
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>>150454790
>saying this when he already scored a freekick this season
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Chadmiri is inevitable
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hollerwho?
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>SWR stream down
>Edel stream up
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>>150455753
its on youtube
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deflected
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>Trashheim
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>>150455763
thanks
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>>150454926
trvthnuke
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>>150454926
based JT
PS: buyern are still retarded for thinking they are le big dogs in 2025
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>marmoush: 75 mio
>etikett: 90 mio
>woltemade:

>>150455763
sounds like a you problem
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>>150455877
proxy off *t
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>>150455885
I dont have a (me) problem at all tho, works flawless on my cable tv
just helping an anon in need
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>>150455933
obviously meant for >>150455753

thanks for your service tho o7
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>>150455885
before inflation kicked in last two three weeks
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>Lee
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>>150452656
Incredibly funny, EPlel clubs never learn but this is an outrageous fee, you could have signed Guirassy or Burkardt for less
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>>150456014
True, I hope the EPL-Clubs know about our NoRefunds-Policy?
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Good lucks in the conference bros hope u don't get embarrassed.
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that was the well oiled Mainz machine we were promised this season
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HOLLERCHAD INTERNATIONAL
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>Lothar: „Die Nicht-Nominierung von Leroy Sané kann ich nicht nachvollziehen. Wenn es um das Niveau der Liga geht, könnte man genauso argumentieren, dass Spieler aus der zweiten Hälfte der Bundesliga-Tabelle nicht auf diesem Level sind und zudem keine internationalen Spiele haben.“
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>>150456356
>dass Spieler aus der zweiten Hälfte der Bundesliga-Tabelle nicht auf diesem Level sind und zudem keine internationalen Spiele haben.“
Loddar name 1 player (non gk) who was nominated from the 2nd half
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>>150456356
Based Loddar vs the Racist-Nager
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>>150456356
>dass Spieler aus der zweiten Hälfte der Bundesliga-Tabelle nicht auf diesem Level sind
Logical fallacy as they're playing against opponents on or above said level more often. Sané won't do that if the Süperlig. Apart from that, Nagelsmann didn't nominate a single Feldspieler from the lower half as >>150456423 pointed. Only two Feldspieler don't play in international competitions this season: Raum and Füllkrug. And their clubs are definitely not below Gala's level
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so Woltemade doesn't even want to leave, but Stuttgart are basically telling him to fuck off now? LOL
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>>150456211
Wdym, everyone but M0nz fans want that lol
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>>150456775
*leave to join Newcastle
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>>150456764
>And their clubs are definitely not below Gala's level
pressing (X) to doubt
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>>150456775
pure greed
the money won't even help them this late in the window
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>>150456775
the move doesn't make sense for him from a sporting point of view
he only has one Bundesliga season as a starter under his belt and the chance to fail in England are very high
financially he might get paid 10x as much, but I don't think that this is his main interest
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>>150456953
it was half a season even
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>Transferexperte Florian Plettenberg platzt jetzt der Kragen. Am Sonntag teilte er in alle Richtungen aus: ,Die Stuttgarter müssen jetzt auch mal aufhören, von irgendwelchen 70 oder 80 Millionen Euro zu träumen. Die werden sie nicht bekommen! Nicht von Bayern, nicht von Chelsea - auch nicht nach zwölf Toren in der nächsten Saison", betonte dieser bei Sky.
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>>150457123
>"Transferexperte"
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>>150456953
>from a sporting point of view
nager said he has to be a regular player to compete for a kaderplatz at world cup next year.
potentially alone, he will get more playing time in eplel than in bundes, given 4 more potential matches for championchip and additional n+3 matches in all the kuwabara kuwabara cups bein played there.

let's not start about the money.
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so that was a lie
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>>150457627
18m per year will change many pipos minds rilly quick
Not me tho, if I had a comfy 3 Milly per year for playing soccer I'd not move to some briish shithole (especially if i was a gay like woltecuck)
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no one asked you, fuck off
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>>150456211
seethe. enjoy your oil and fish
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>>150457778
See >>150458329
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>>150459325
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>>150457123
common Plettigoal L
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>>150457627
gucken isn't mitspielen tßh
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>>150456917
based Viper
what a fucking chad
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>the rapist of rosenborg
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GuMo
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Let it go Michi
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>>150463611
lol it was obvious to everyone except for our radical left Abschaum journalists. The statistic is probably even more fucked because
>Ein Hinweis zur Statistik: Die Zahlen stammen nur aus Jobcentern in gemeinsamer Einrichtung (gE), also dort, wo die Bundesagentur für Arbeit mit den Kommunen zusammenarbeitet.
I doubt they work together with Berlin-Kreuzberg, Neukölln or Duisburg-Marxloh etc. It's most likely just smaller towns when you look at the numbers where the problem isn't half as bad yet
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Aluhut Andy sees through that shit. Your thoughts on vaccines?
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>>150463611
>>150464010
GuMo, it is already proven that this one is wrong. Just Google it, most common nanes are Mohammed etc.

T. Faktenfinder
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>>150464123
Still vax-free and still proud
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nah wenn man auf sonst nichts stolz sein kann dann halt das huh
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GuMo
die Made has landed
he doesn't look happy
https://x.com/LAVISHSPORTSORG/status/1961226993925583277
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>>150464257
I'm a Johnson & Johnson Chad
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>Duksch - 17 Scorer - Gone for 2 Mil
>Woltemade - 14 Scorer - Gone for 90 Mil

How do Fritz & Niemeyer still have jobs at Bremen?
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>Last "workday" of the month...

You know what that means BürgiChads

Andi, Michi, Tommy, Olli (Olena), Momo (Mohammed) let's gooooooo eine Runde 1 euro Scheine Tipico auf mich
Und vielleicht geht heute wieder Enkeltrick, nich vergessen...Omma geht ja nun nich mehr so gerne zu Fuß zu Lidl.
.da kann schon die ein oder andere Dose oder Paysafecard:) abfallen
(¢:
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>>150464550
Falls Omma fragt wegen Paysafe, einfach sagen das wäre ne Handy Karte zum Aufladen...damit du sie auch jeden Tag ( also einmal Anfang des Monats anrufen kannst *fg*
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>buy Dortmund benchwarmer for 70m
>sell Dortmund benchwarmer for 120m (soon)
>buy Stuttgart benchwarmer for 80m
>...
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>Hamburger derby today
Spicy
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>Nick Woltemade ist fast weg – und der VfB Stuttgart braucht dringend einen neuen Offensiv-Star! Die Schwaben haben dabei Alexis Claude-Maurice (27) vom FC Augsburg ins Visier genommen.
Wagner won't like this
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Also last day for Miro as a trainer
He'll lose his job after the Paderbundes match
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>>150464591
lol
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When will Eberl join them?
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>>150464604
RIP
Time to return to fishing
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>„Man kann die Führungsetage des VfB nur loben. Sie haben alles richtig gemacht in einem sehr schwierigen, hitzigen Transferfenster. Ein toller Deal, Kompliment an den VfB, dass man so lange knallhart geblieben ist. Das zeigt den Zusammenhalt in der Führung. Nun hat man auch das nötige Kleingeld, sich umzusehen. Eventuell muss das System etwas umgestellt werden. Gruda oder Weiper wären interessante Offensiv-Optionen.“
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>>150464654
would be fitting to this clown show if Weiper transfers to Stuttgart now
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>>150464620
I hope today

>>150464433
RIP
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>>150448434
>Nach Informationen zahlt der Premier-League-Klub 60 Mio. Euro plus 5 Mio. Euro an möglichen Bonuszahlungen.
I don't even anymore. Hahahahahahahaha
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why is everbody going to pl
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>>150464860
Money?
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>>150464822
JUST
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>>150464851
>not a single German in attack or midfield
grim
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>>150464914
Kemlein and Kade are German
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>>150464931
I missed Kade, but I thought Kemlein was Russian.
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>>150464914
Well, Kemlein and Kade, but still grim of course.
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>>150464914
nah, both Kemlein and Kade are pure-bred Berlin chads
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>>150464914
I guess it is over? No way I will watch this
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>>150464931
>Aljoscha
typical german name
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>>150465311
huh? it definitely is
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>>150464851
Squad value: 2 billion Euros
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>>150465329
it's one of the most russian names there is
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NEUES
>>150465455
>>150465455
>>150465455

>>150465422
yes and Kevin is one of the most Irish names there is. In my experience Aljoscha isn’t an uncommon name for fully German men



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