Please only post rumours from reliable sources like Fabrizio Romano, Don Balon or Ornstein
And RFN
*waddles into the thread*
Poor lil black and white boy edition
>Don BalonOld news. Fichajes is the new meme. Also has 190 been seething all night? It's quite grim. 4chan IS his life.
190 intent on making today - Grimsby Boxing Day 28th August 2025 long may it live in our memories - about Arsenal.
rodrygo, lavia, caicedo, all playing for the reds
>>150449575>When is the Champions League draw?The draw will be held in Monaco on Thursday, 28 August and begins at 5pm BST (6pm CET). The first balls will be drawn at around 5:30pm.>How to watch the Champions League drawUefa and TNT Sports will both offer a free live stream on their websites and YouTube channels.>How does the league phase draw work?The league phase has 36 teams with every team handed eight games. The 36 teams are split into four pots of eight teams based on their Uefa coefficient, with the opponents generated by automated software.The opponents then come from each pot, with two teams selected from each, one home and one away.Teams cannot play another team from the same country and are not permitted to face more than two teams from one country.Those finishing inside the top eight go straight into the last 16, then the next 16 teams advance to the play-off stage, with eight of those 16 teams progressing to the last 16.
>>150449586Literally nobody mentioned arsenal until you in this thread schizo
>>150449589Grimsby Town
Cunha, Mbeumo and Sesko throwing yet another United manager under the bus, disgraceful
Can someone please update me on the Xavi Simmons to the hotspurs situation, thanks in advance
Imagine caring about the league phase ffs, Liverpool absolutely stormed it and went out in the next round, just don't lose basically every game and you'll be fine
>>150449612we, the yids, have made it quite clear we expect this to be engagement bait by the media and or a ploy by the player to get chelsea to commitnice try though
It's over
The Grimsby game reminds me of United vs Coventry in the FA Cup except with the correct ending
>>150449612There is zero evidence Xavi Simons has any intention of playing for Spurs, but despite that Spurs will still try and sign him. (and get SNUBBED)
thinking about that infamous rivalry between Bissouma and Ange which Spurs fans know all about
>Newcastle United have called Lautaro Martínez’s agent to enquire about his situation, but he didn’t even answer the phone. (Source: @FOXSportsArg)
>>150449575Pots should be abolished they're only used to protect establishment clubs
>>150449575I just know they're rigging it to give Man City vs Napoli and Atletico so they have City against KDB and Alvarez. These matches will get more eyeballs than the others and bring in more money.
>>150449647Love the implication that PIF got blanked and then ran to tell Fox Sports Argentina about it
>UEFA has officially moved the Champions League Final forward 3 hours to 5pm GMT after complaints by sponsors that it was "too Euro-centric"
>>150449672>The Union of European Football Associations has officially moved the Champions League Final forward 3 hours to 5pm GMT after complaints by sponsors that it was "too Euro-centric"
My two favourite teams? Man United and Rangers.
>>150449575Where's Manchester United?
Less time spamming /box/ and more time watching football is what you need fatty We know your shit team is in the EFL but you're in your late 40s now and have plenty of free time alone in your smelly bedroom so no need to get basic facts about Spurs so wildly wrong!
>>150449716You are mentally ill, and no I am not one of your imaginary friends
>>150449698saving themselves for the league trust the plan
>y-you talking about me despite not replying to anyone in particular- Get roping 190. Give your elderly mum something to smile about before she shuffles off.
>>150449640well the only way theyd know is if they tapped him up, surely clubs dont do that?
>Man United will only play Premier League games from now until January>They may have as few as 1 (one) non-PL game left this season
>>150449727>tapping a player upIt's a transfer window, isn't it?
>>150449731Time to schedule some friendlies in Singapore
190 genuinely having a meltdown for some reason Did Swanshit lose? I wouldn't know lmfao non-league. Probably had his bennies held up
>>150449716>>150449718BRUTAL time between these posts 190kg seething! Talk about Arsenal!!!!
>>150449733yes its a transfer window but /trans/ has been very clear this summer clubs dont tap players up
>Tottenham Hotspur have been offered the opportunity to sign Jadon Sancho on loanREMONTADA
>>150449631>The Grimsby game reminds me of United vs CoventryWho do you mean? United no longer refers to Man United after last night. Newcastle didn't step up so it could be Sheffield. Could be Leeds, could even be Peterborough, but it is not Manchester any more.
>it could be Sheffield
>>150449765should have sacked him in 89
kek
>>150449783Boom-O doesn't deserve this
Apparently Sancho has received offers from AS Roma and Besiktas, and he's ignored both of them because his new girlfriend is some black US rapper woman who convinced him not to go because she doesn't want to live in Italy or Turkey
>>150449792just a bit of banter lad
>>150449792I refuse to pronounce it like that. I also refuse to say Shesko.
>>150449783
>>150449803People call him M-bwaymo which is retarded
>>150449801>his new girlfriend is some blackBro's ngmi
>>150449801pay the money Jim
>>150449763They were the original united after all
>>150449783Why are low league footy fans such low class scum?
>>150449792>20 pounds overweight >doesn't runhe deserves it
I was saying M-bwaymo
>>150449783shall be editing this later today to be a kinder bueno being waved in his face, watch this space
>>150449826Doesn't run? He's rapid.
>>150449765Football is nothing like it used to be back pre-PL. Some teams had the same manager for 30 years.
I say muhbongos (like my bongos)
>>150449833>Doesn't run? He's rapid
>>150449857Note the adjective. Run.
>>150449857misread that never mind
>>150449851they were in the championship then not league 2
if Amorim was a clam, they'd call him Clamorim
>>150449861Liverpool won the league that year btw (it was last year)
>>150449872>tattoosdropped
>>150449851>October 2001mere weeks before the first ever Harry Potter movie
Daves awake anyway
My name's Craig, massive man tits
>>150449879more like the fans are clamorim for him to be fired
>>150449872Why do they always look like this
Remember under Hodgson/Dalglish when the Liverpool squad was almost entirely white and majority bald
>vardy off to the italian leaguesoul, all epl players are going there now
>>150449783Game's not dead yet
Just seen Charlie Austin and he's bald now
>>150450026I used to love doing this on FM>Sign old English journeymen and Championship topscorers>They dominate Serie ASo much SOVL!
where are all the Utd fans that were stinking up /trans/? they seem to have disappeared!
Grimsby weren't at full-strength btw
>>150449783Need his smile restored
Burnley will beat Man United and Amorim will be fired
>>150450365they took their transfer window trophy and ran
>>150450378They will squeak by 2-1, lose to City and draw with Chelsea and he'll get a new contract
Any further updates on the simmons to the spurs situation lads?
Fullhambros, how's Andreas Pereira performing recently? apparently my team bought him
>>150450515He's actually decent, I rate him
>>150450515this hair dye should be penalized in the world of football, makes everyone seem retarded, and behave in a retarded manner.
was this too far?
>>150450530Kuwait before you find out, it's mostly huezilians
>>150450530Kuwait a minute, does that mean you think Bruno acts retarded?
>>150450393I previously fell into the category of simply viewing your thumbnails not realizing there was a hidden Easter egg ( or a kinder surprise as it were)
>Ruben Amorim still has the backing of Sir Jim Ratcliffe and the Manchester United board. Ratcliffe is prepared to give Amorim time to turn things around at United.Heh...my boy Amoringz...
>>150450675Imagine if we ended up with this bum lmao
>>150450783HANG IN THERE AMOWIN, you still got some fuel left in the tank to show that United can still win the league and the FA cup !!!!
>>150450789
>>150450783Kek, that is a fucking death sentence. Any manager who ever has the "full backing of the board" is always gone in a week.
190, who stupidly used his trip, has proven that he's going out of his mind because he cannot make this about Arsenal But he will try
>>150450922whats wrong with shitting on arsenal?
>>150450922Nobody knows what youre talking about
190 speaking in the third person again
I need Burnley to beat Man United
If Grimsby can beat United then anyone United can potentially face this season can beat United.
People don't understand that United deserve all of this and more But Liverpool deserve EVEN more
>>150451005Burnley will be licking their lips thinking we can't let Grimsby upstage us
>Barça raises the price of Fermín López to €90m. They do not want him to leave.
I was embarrassed the other night watching Liverpool when they needed refball to beat 10 man Newcastle (which they barely managed). But I couldn't believe how embarrassed I was last night watching ManU get beat by Grimsby when they *had* refball. These are supposed to be rivals against my club (City) btw. It's laughable.
>>150451156they are all working together to cuck spurs as expected
>>150451166Isn't your club the one that needed about 15 instances of refball each season to barely scrape title wins against Liverpool? Like the Rodeo handball and the Doku kick and the foul on Jota and the Diaz "offside" goal and the Mings chest kick and the literal Man City employee not giving red cards against Kompany for last man fouls etc
>>150451189>the Doku kickwe shoulda got a bleedin pen la he damn near killed em, disgrace, shockin la
>>150451189Sounds like a whole bunch of LOSER cope to me
>Newcastle are closing in on a deal to sign Stuttgart striker Nick Woltemade The Isak replacement is in
Sir Jim, it's time to make the call.
>>150450675Kek cuckpool
No, Newcastle are not closing in on a deal for Nick Woltemade, as the player's club, Stuttgart, and the player himself have expressed a desire to keep him in Germany for the upcoming season, with the Stuttgart CEO Alexander Wehrle confirming the situation is "closed" for now
>>150451447He would unlock Big Zirk
>>150451511Another snub!!!!!!!
real madrid at anfield in the group stage
>>150451746TAA scoring the winner and /epl/ having to deal with the fallout
Still don't get this format lads
Konate and Isa leaving on a free to Madrid next summer
>>150451447He is exactly what Manchester United need right now, but nobody is smart enough to understand why.
>>150452024We'd ask Bissouma but he hates Ange according to you.
don't come here often, have these threads always been a RAWK safespace?
>>150452092calm down lad we all make mistakes
not bad
>>150452092Still hung up on that off-hand assumption huh idiot?This is how stupid people like yourself cope when you lose an argument decisively.
good signing, just dont get snubbed again ;)
>>150452300That's the Wilson replacement sorted
>>150452300weren't they just saying Woltemade wanted to stay in Germany
>>150452306>That's the Wilson replacement sortedStage 3: Bargaining
>>150452300>bundesharten fraudsngmi
>>150452300One more and they can finally let Isak go
>>150452339Cope.
>>150452204Kek they have go do the away day at Bodo two years running. and this time it's gonna be in winter.
mad that scousers follow my club closer than i do. very weird offputting people
>>150452205So this is how you waste your Centrelink money then
>>150452300Wow that's actually a decent signing for them, if it happens.
>WOLTEMONG
90 mil? Nevermind. That's the Isak replacement. It's done. He's gone. Finally.
>>150452376Anon, swallow your pride, take the L, accept you're a moron and move on.
>Man United's glum stars head in for showdown talks with Ruben Amorim - four hours after he arrived Wonder if Sesko turned up last again
Is this "swede" mentally disabled or is it someone's vpn again?
>>150452412Think you've just spoken into a mirror there lad.
>>150452409>€90mLMFAOooOoooo GEORDIE BASTARDS BENT FULLY OVER LIKE A RENTBOY"N-N-NEWCASTLE TAX" AND FAR FAR MORE PAID!!!!
>>150452434>Luke Edwards still in denial the Indy dunk will be legendary
Sandcastle.
>>150452409fucking hell
>>150452444you're free to cope that way at your leisure, but deep down you know you're an idiot :)
>90m for the German Kieffer Moore
>>150452448he's had a mare this summer poor luke
>>150449597190 did you forget about your own OP image you weirdo?
>>150452409THE GERMANS DID IT AGAINABSOLUTELY SHAFTING THE EPL
>>150452459I see you're still talking into that mirror.
Sandcastle ensuring they don't get snubbed by paying 3x the value of a player lmfao
>>150452434It's over. Just accept it. He's gone.
where did newcastle get 80m from? they letting mr sweden go after all
why are the liverpool customers having a full on meltdown?
>€90m
So Liverpool are going to have a £70m striker as "depth" despite him starting the season brilliantly. Actual retardation.
>>150452522you accusing everyone talking about the latest big signing in /trans/ of being a liversissy? might be a bit delusional there
>>150452534It's called squad depth chud
>Battered by Grimsby >Isak signedrough 24 hours for Dave, I expect MANY discussions of the socio-economic status of a certain city
>>150452522Scousers can slag Geordies off directly to their faces and Geordies will still suck them off, out of fear.We have learnt this sad fact during this iteration of /trans/.
>>150452555And Ekitike will be happy with that?
What an insane fee
>>150452534ekitike will play off the left and gakpo will be backup
>>150452563ok but why are you having a meltdown though?
>Need a long term Wilson replacement>Sign him>Livermong thinks this means he's signing Isak for £20m
>fraudulent draw>let's blame the computer>draw no longer fraudulent
>>150452592>the 90 mil wilson replacement
>>150452575yes
>>150452598>Kairat Almaty v PafosAre we sure this is the CL?
Swear there are no bigger freaks on this planet than the e-scousersWhat a sad little petri dish of mental illnesses these threads have become
something big coming lads
>>150452606Yes. Just like Liverpool's "95m bench option".
Can picture Eddie Coward's scared sweaty backpedalling face right now >W-we like paying the Newcastle tax- IF the journos even ask about the astronomical fee, because they'll probably be banned from press conferences if they do
>>150452606Liverpool spent 100 million on Darwin Nunez, and Liverpool fans insist that he was just a depth signing.
>40m for Wissa is too expensive>Isak should be 150m minimum>Woltemade for 90m is Wilson's replacementGeordie mental gymnastics are astounding
well /bundes/ is laughing at us cheers Geordies you utter cowards
>>150452637no one cares loser
>>150452624don't let them memoryhole the nunez comparisons to haaland after they signed him
>>150452610great way to treat a new signing
>>150452611It's the CHAMPIONS League, and they are the champions of Kazakhstan and Cyprus. They have more of a right to call themselves champions than whoever finishes 4th in England/Spain.
>>150452651I'd knock you spark out you Scotch RUNT Your place is licking Saudi then Scouse anus. Get that teatowel on your head and get licking
>>150452653do believe it was never discussed during talks?
>>150452652/epl/ genuinely believed Nunez was better than Haaland, tells you everything you need to know about this board.
HOW MUCH????!? WHO??????
>>150452673>accepting you're going to be squad depthzero ambition
Who the fuck is Woltemade LOL
>>150452694>>150452680Not ball knowers, I take it. it's okay, not everybody can possess knowledge of ball
The Geordies deserve this and worse. Get them flushed.
>>150452676That's because he outscored Haaland in the Community Shield. Of course, the Community Shield is no longer a relevant fixture since Liverpool got battered by Palace in the most recent one.
HAPPENING
90mil for Woltemade, kek
>Selling your greatest EVER player>replacing him with Woltemade[?] for €90mInsania
liverpoo are so afraid of another man city its so funny
Sky reporting the Woltemade fee as £60.5m + £4.5m, someone's telling bollocks on the cost>>150452738Jackie Milburn's dead
With the fabled Newcastle tax, they can sell Isak, buy Woltemade and still have enough money to get in Eriksen on a free
>>150452740>liverpoolThe Premier League themselves were. Remember how long it took for the takeover to be approved?
they dont spend all day crying about wolves or brighton or following their private flight patternswonder why
>>150452722Saw that too. Bet365, Unibet, and Ladbrokes also closed the option to play it. It was 1.36/3.0 ish right after the Woltemade news broke until they just took it down. It was like 2.0/2.0 before it.
>>150452680Quite literally what every single retard in here said when they signed Isak, and now liverpoo customers are begging to pay 150 million for him. Expect the exact same to happen here
€90m.
>>150452409>90 mil>for Nick fucking WoltemadeI know prem teams are all retarded investor clubs but this is beyond insane.
>the romano self RTwe just need RFN confirmation at this point and its done
>>150452791Newcastle are THAT desperate
Pretty sure that German striker played in the U21 euros and he was bang average from what I remember.
I can't stop laughing Geordie Bastard deserves this
everyone called Bayern crazy for offering 65m yuros
holy mother of melty
>>150452750Plettenberg and Patrick Berger just confirmed the 90 mil on twitter
>>150452807thought thats where i remembered him from too but isnt he a bit old
>>150452782THAT DOESNT COUNT LA
*kicks sand in the GB's face* took your best ever player EVER LMAO!
>>150452786I feel like Im using this image a lot more this summer
>Englel paying €160+ mil for Tesco & WaltmartLMAO
>>150452826>£78mw e w
INDY BOMBAhttps://x.com/indykaila/status/1939102003931525359
>>150452823can you join in on the discussion instead of saying everyone is having a meltydo you think Woltemade is good? had you even heard of him? is it an overpay? does it confirm isak?
eddie howe currently has an unbeaten record against luis enrique btw
>>150452841>€160m>just so Bayernwinslol againgrim league
You'd say they could've gotten Sesko for cheaper but any player you've heard of didn't want to join Newcastle. We all remember the snubs!
nigga looks like gordonthe german antony gordon
>liverpool bullied the geordie cucks into playing 100m for a random bundesfraudkek
>>150452866nigger at this point with these prices for these mid players you cannot blame bundesliga. blame your retarded investors.
>>150452841its the obvious go to with his name but think its too much of an americanism to catch on even if we've all heard of walmart
>>150452849Surely he was announcing his own melty Everyone else is laughing too much
>>150452887And to sell Isak for 110. It's mind boggling really.
>>150452887>liverpool bullied the geordie cucksStory of the transfer window. No backbone has been shown in return. You expected maybe an unfunny placard or two at the match between the clubs but NOPE! PURE COWARDICE FROM THE GEORDIE SCUM.
>>150452887>sign their primary target>force them into signing their random bundes fraud 6th choice target so we can sign isak
WHOMST WE GO
its ok liverbros at least you got that chap from bournemouth or whatever
the most fight shown by geordies over the isak signing was the WWE crowd fuming at JD McDonagh wearing a Liverpool kit with Isak on the back LMAO
i feel like liverpool have got a very difficult draw in the CL
>>150452841Do these clubs not do any scouting lol
>beat Bayern to signing WoltesneedWE’RE FUCKING MASSIVE LADS
luke edwards real quiet right now
>Arsenal have won the "easiest CL draw" trophy
>>150452897>reject 110>that means he's going for 110
The humiliation ritual continues
>>150452958i had my suspicions about "arse-anal" but this confirms it
>>150452985erm geordie sisters? our response?
>>150452985>no plans to go close to £150mSo not happening then.
Newcastle fans really though they'd have Isak-etekite partnership and they both ended up at Liverpool.This is the level of cucking i thought wasn't possible
was not expecting woltemade from an eddie howe side, that is a sick signing
>>150453017not for 90m its not lol
The Scousers played the impotent Geordies like a fiddle.
>>150453007
You know he's complete shite because not even United (Manchester) were linked to him
to be fair to them its a good signing if PSR is of no concern
>€90mCundy getting the clown costume ready yet again!
newcastle hitting on fatties so they don't get rejected (they will immediately leave if they lose 10 pounds thoughbeit)
>>150453097
>>150452985They won't get Wissa. Unbelievable arrogance. >>150453105lmao
He's worse than Werner btw. Thanks for the 100 Mio €.
We won
Tic tac
It's one thing for the Geordies to embarrass themselves but this is embarrassing the league Thank fuck Sunderland will finish above you this season
How many PL strikers can say they destroyed Eintracht Braunschweig in their lives?Yeah, thought so!
>>150453164>this is embarrassing the leagueImagine caring about branding that fucking much.
>>150453190GEORDIE BASTARD GO ROPE YOURSELF YOU CUNT
GB can't help himself!
>>150453196You think a signing from the Bundesliga is an example of the Premier League being an embarrassment after last night?
this is revenge for WW2
>>150453097>>150453111This is worse than the Eze one even. Newcastle booting out the best player to EVER play for them to sign this bloke for fucking €90m. Probably stupid wages as well. What a daft club.
that's the wilson replacement done then
>the dominoes are falling
>>150453111this bloke does too much coke, it's distracting
>>150453240The biggest loser of the transfer window
We all know they deserve this
>>150453240this man was so shit at his job that he legitimised a kfc worker as an "ITK" lmao
Why did Newcastle go for Woltemade and not Guirassy? The latter would have been worth 90m at least
>>150453240>£80m for a Callum Wilson replacementYeah sure pal
>Palace have barely scraped past a midtable Norwegian club in the Conference League play-off roundNow that's embarrassing the Premier League.
>palace cruising past some shitters to continue their european titlebased
>>150453240why are newcastle still insisting on this cope
Still not convinced Liverpool will pay the asking price nor am I convinced Newcastle will let isak leave
>>150453282Newcastle are the richest club in the world so they can pay €90m for a player worth less than a fifth of that, no problem!
#JusticeforKhashoggi #FreeIsak #Geordie Scum
I hope Newcastle keep Isak for the sake of it. The Liverpool meltdown will be magnitudes greater than Chernobyl.
>>150453240KWAB of the decade
he's going to be crying about his imaginary geordie character for the next 16 hours lol
>>150452534They'll play a diamond
>>150453282I dont get it either, Serhou has CL experience and numbers close to Kane
by how many tens of millions did newcastle overpay?
>I-I don't exist I'll just cry when you mention me- You deserve this you spineless Geordie scum cunt. The Scousers shagged you firmly up the arse hole. GET FLUSHED
>>150453430Bayern offered around 60m €
>>150453282newcastles squad is already old and 90m for a 30 year old would be mad
>>150453462is he good?
>>150453479he's a big lad with good technique who had a great half of a seasoni've never watched Newcastle so i couldn't say if he's a good Isak replacement tho
i hear bayern have a striker call harald kane, he might be worth a punt as an isak replacementa cheeky 110m bid should cover it
Eddie Howe should make Isak play with the U23s
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/wwhpad/el_diario_vasco_newcastle_has_signed_isak_for_70m/this is how good scousers are at spotting talent loool
>irish flag>posts with liverpool bias
>>150453467Guirassy is 28 and the only good striker available
>After seven years at Elland Road, Leeds United have announced that Patrick Bamford has left the club by mutual consent
>>150453316>>150453352Would be funny as fuck.
>>150453545he's 29 anonidk, if you're going to sign someone in their 30s for big money may as well just go for kane at that point, which was a rumour as well.
>>150453585>31 year old who can't hit a barn doorWELCOME TO BESIKTAS
>>150453574Surely, that's 45 Million in Argentinian Dollars or Indian Rupees?
>>150453707I'm guessing Euros so that works out at about £39m.What was he bought for, £73m? Absolute disaster.
haven't seen scouse head loss this bad since the slip
>>15045357445 MILLION EUROS?for fucken what?
>>150453777kuwait are they playing at
did you hear that? hahai said kuwait are they playing at
ISAK'S RIGHTYOU'RE FUCKING SHITE
>>150453574he's gonna dab on city in the champions league
>>150453791maybe next kuwait to make your shite joke?
The Geordies just want you to leave the Scousers out of it
>Dave desperately trying to drum up newcastle vs liverpool to distract from humiliation of last nightgrim
>>150450675dogded a bullet there
>>150453849i dont get it
HERE WE GO
>>150453750>millionHe's not worth 40 dollars let alone 40 million. Napoli would be better off giving their current players a pizza party for 45 Euros as opposed to bringing in the guy who United bought accidentally thinking he was Haaland.
>>150453909>mudryk again
>>150453909>7 year dealwhy is everyone getting their pants pulled down this window?
>>150453909Is this another coup by TBoehlz?
>>150453849don't think you've kuwait got the handle of it
>Buying United flopsWhat is the point of this?
>>150452409robbery
>>150453909They're gonna sub him on to statpad vs shitters and sell for 70 milion in 2-3 summer
>>150453968we'll just have to kuwait aussie
little play on wait and see there hehe
>>150453909how many players are chelsea going to buy this summer
>Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim is understood to retain the support of the club ownership despite last night's shock Carabao Cup defeat at League Two Grimsby.
indy exclusive dropping at 8pm
scouse rats scurrying and squeaking
>90m for Woltemade>70m for Beierdid you rainy cunts get mass-lobotomized last week? is this a joke?
>>150453909>manure is better at selling than assnajust can't sell shit players for a decent fee in london i guess.
>bayern fans are pissed on social mediaLmao, newcastle deserved to snub someone, get fucked bayern, I don't even like poocastle
>>150454204a billionaire doesn't care if he pays £10 for a mars bar
It's a great deal and there's no need to bring the people of Liverpool into it
>>150454055ROFL great post fellow memer. Maybe you could generate an AI image of a crowded locker room too where everyone wears a Chelsea shirt? I see massive potential in your brilliant observation, take my upvote!
>>150454276you feeling okay sven?
>>150454286How’s your dementia, freak?
>>150454231yeah but now he paid 70m for a mars bar
tale as old as time
>>150454304we dont sign our posts here
>Chelsea know they can sell some rock with a football kit on it>Newcastle hired their own Seskohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpGUZGplL9E>If you're going to spend too many dollarinos in someone like that german watanabe, why not raise a little more money and hire someone like Julian?>inb4: no player wants to play for Newcastle
>>150454304youre accusing me of mentioning how many players chelsea have bought before? i havent but even if i had why would that bother youvery very strange post
>>150454345Yeah, you don’t need to sign your posts with ”retard” since it’s so obvious to everyone reading your garbage. Kill yourself pedophile.
>>150454390we dont sign our posts here
Newcastle getting snubbed all summer then pulling off the mother of all snubs against Bayern is genuine comedy
>>150454350how they went from "Wissa and Strand-Larsen are too expensive" to 90m for Woltemade is mental
>>150454422mental illness shant be responding further seek help
>>150454437Your diaper needs changing.
>[Martin Hardy, Paul Joyce] Liverpool are thought to be prepared to offer a package that could be worth up to £130million to sign Isak
why does the mere mention of Chelsea cause the swedish janny to go off his rocker?
how can liverpool have so much money when all scousers are unemployed?
liverpool make god awful transfers when they dont have citys shortlist
>>150454204Brentford and Poocastle have both been bent over for their top forwards this window, so everyone knows they are flush with cash and desperate.
>>150454765kuwait question! fellas any answers?
>>150454765kuwait a lot of foreign fans and investment
>>150454765A lot of stolen car wheels.
if newcastle get a gk in theyll be title contenders
anyone noticed how many players chelsea are buying? seems a bit much
>>150452866being a bundesliga club currently is comfy as fuck.1. play some footy2.???3. get 100m from the eplyou need to be an actual certified retard to spend money trying to compete with bayern
>>150454765St Helens =/= Liverpool
>>150454887they're also selling a lot
Lucy Pinder or Kelly Brook?
>>150454887Chelsea's net spend is considerably below Arsenal's and City's
howling at the sheer head loss from this irish liverpool customer
>>150454928>let me tell you about your country
Hi yes hello one Isak please and thank you
>>150455270Pinder. Brook is a monkey mattress.
RFN torpedo dropping at 9pm
>>150455276net spend is a different thing to number of players
>>150454934Arsenal highest spenders again and they get 0 criticism
>>150455331HYYYYYYYPEEE
feels like time stands still when you're waiting anxiously by the phone for an RFN torpedo
>>150454934Newcastle United who've been snubbed by everyone about to go 2nd with their imminent world class signing
£40M + 10% sell on clause for locker room cancer.Sir Jim had had Chelsea's pants down.
he'll become the ronaldo regen he thinks he is the minute he's out of manure, that club sucks talent out of everyone who enters
>>150455388
>Club record transfer fee for their sixth choice Isak replacement
>>150455412Based Jim
thinking how richard hughes paid 150m euros for the german tom cleverley
isak to liverpool done as i previously said, just waiting on the green light for woltemade (who is flying to the north east as we speak)wissa to newcastle still expected to happen, brentford replacement lined up (not outtara)xavi simons to spurs is done, harvey elliot to be his replacementgeuhi going straight to liverpool on private jet from norway tomorrow morning, both isak and guehi medicals booked tomorrow, slot wants them both in the squad on sundaygarnacho to chelsea doneman u again pushing for baleba. player wants the move though no urgency as player believes he can play for a higher standard of club
>>150455533RFN TORPEDOOOOOO
>>150455533WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNN
>>150455533>harvey elliot to be his replacementas first reported by RFN West of course
apologies for no man city updates. had close, personal contacts with txiki burgerstain but their new ceo has battoned down the hatches. only whisperings i've heard is pep has doubts over donnarummas ball playing skills and will keep faith with trafford.
>>150455533>man u again pushing for baleba. player wants the move though no urgency as player believes he can play for a higher standard of clubManu is becoming the new >Schalke
>>150455610Any updates on arsenal RFN lad?
>>150455533If Newcastle get Woltemade as well as Wissa then this has undoubtedly been a good window.
>>150455412>Chelsea's pants downThey love that
>>150455678ah yes sorry. understand the hincapie links are from the players' end. according to a personal and close source, the players are "dismayed" by ten hag's "amateurish" training methods compared to alonso, arsenal see him as a "market opportunity" #TRANSFERS #TRUTH
last torpedo for now. sterling to leeds looking likely. chelsea desperate to get the englishman off the books for the season.
Germans and Scousers taking turns laughing at the Geordies They'll say fuck all back, cowardly little lot
>>150455749wife to anon FC?anything close?
>>150455760We'll have the last laugh.Anyone can see we're a striker away from being an elite team.
>>150455774you'll have to kuwait and seejust kidding, wife to anon FC is a no-go #RFNOCHANCE
>Dream signing in some respects. Watching him over the summer I pondered what he’d look like in our team. Never imagined we’d get him.
Sterling one wing, Gnonto the other. Little black funny running men with sticky out bums running down each wing for Leeds
>>150455799gutted.
>>150455808>Dream signingWho the fuck are they kidding with that SHITE they've had about 20 better players reject them outright
>Woltemade and Burn at cornersMidget cbs on suicide watch
>shitsak>wirtzSlot really is a moron
Fucking Grimsby lmao
>Virgil van Dijk has won more Aerial Duels (17) than any other player in the Premier League this season.
◎ 89 dribbles attempted◉ 26 dribbles completedAlejandro Garnacho had the worst dribble success rate (29.2%) in the Premier League last season (70+ attempted).
who won the draw?
>>150455388I need more fat players
>>150456046Order in difficulty (1 = most difficult)>1. Newcastle>2. Chelsea>3. Man City>4. Liverpool>5. Arsenal>6. Spurs
>>150456046spurs
>>150456046Other than PSG the Spuds draw looks like it could be the Europa League
>>150455848Orchid Spa FC always has short term loans available
The people of Newcastle would like to officially apologise and offer a hand of friendship to Liverpool
Just seen a scouser eating from the bin
>Poocastle baited Manure into buying Tesco (coward who chose to take his penalty TENTH btw should call him Tenthco) meanwhile they moved for Woltemade4D chess from Eddies Meme’s nephew.
the reason newcastle were in for seskoffender to begin with? His cowardice!
Oh?
Garnacho to Chelsea > £40M pure profit + 10% sell onHojlund to Napoli> £45MAntony to Real Betis > £35M loan with obligation Rashford to Barcelona > £35M loan with option
>>150456344what does this have to do with grimsby?
>>150456330bring him home jim
>>150456330BRING HIM HOME
>>15045634440m for locker room cancer is impressive. Sad about Hojlund though. Seems like a good lad.
>>150456330>Get out of Besiktas
>>150456292Why was he even doing that shit with his hands in the original picture? Makes him look like a little school boy being told off
>>150456344>hojlund40m loss>antony50m loss>rashford40m loss after psg were preprared to pay 75m a few seasons ago
The first /mug/ after Ole's return might break me
>>150456330
>>150456411>40m loss after psg were preprared to pay 75m a few seasons agoI thought it was just a straight loan
*nods respectfully in your direction*
Hojlund gets more league goals than cunha, mbeumo or sesko
>>150456518this season? you absolute madman
>>150456518We don’t sign our posts here
>>150456518de bruyne is at least going to give him more passes in september than he got last year
>>150456566and the Scott mctominay of it all
>>150456514>BREAKING - One of the three conditions have been met for Isak to join Liverpool. They now need to match asking price - was set at £150m but we shall see - and Newcastle need to know they can sign a second striker to replace him. It’s going to be an eventful four days #nufc #lfcRunning it back already lmao. He knows RFN was right the whole time.
>Solskjaer sacked by Besiktas after Conference loss#Welcome to United
>>150456391>1st. they need someone with EPL experience. No more tugao, bundes, uber eats merchants>2nd. they need someone not too expensive>3rd. after those 3 games, no sane coach will accept the job without a new DMF and GK and the window is closing.>4th. You know what, let's call xavi again
Canajeet (190) talking to himself again
dave eavesdropping from his tent and scurrying to the library to post the olds again
>>150456628hows your garden curry paki? absolutely rent free
BRING HIM BACK
the most confusing thing about Amorim is this>plays 3-4-3>plays two No.10s >already has three No.10s (Mount, Fernandes and Zirkzee)>signs Cunha, a No.10>signs Mbuemo, a No.10>signs Sesko, a No.10 (go and look how he played for Leipzig, he is basically Havertz, not the main striker)>Now has six No.10s>No No.9's>No No.8's>No No.6's>No GKWell I dunno. I guess they had to buy Sesko because they lost out on Gyokeres? Mbuemo was a baffling purchase over somebody like Ederson, Hjulmand, Guerra or Andre.
>>150456494Rashford is pure profit
>>150456720>already has three No.10sYeah but they weren't HIS No.10s. You can't expect the man to work with players he didn't sign himself
>>150456628I wouldn't talk to myself so much if you were a little less stingy (maybe even shoot for generous) with your (You)'s
>>150456748but you have to sell him for it to be profit at all
Notice how Liverpools fans always have foreign flags
>>150456755Well he never drops Fernandes but for some reason plays him as a No.8 when he is clearly a No.10. He plays Mount a lot who is a No.10. I can understand Cunha but not Mbuemo. Okay he's got two of his No.10's, but that hasn't solved the other issues. We'll see.>>150456748Rashford is on loan. The only profit you're getting is not paying £20m in wages because Barca are doing it.
>>150456720I am pretty sure they got unintentionally tricked by Arsenal in the Sesko thing. They saw them flirting between Gyokeres and Sesko and thought they must be the same type of player. However they didn't realize that Arsenal was just doing a negotiation tactic on Sporting by showing their interest in Sesko so they would lower their price in Gyokeres.
>>150456780you're scotch shut the fuck up
>>150456780I am noticing
>>150456814notice this *perfectly executed roundhouse kick to your chops*
>>150456720>no GKTom Heaton at 39 would be better than Banana and Kebab.
>>150456803>>150456824Bit upset mate
>>150456720you see the only reason they finished 15th last season was cause they had hojlund up front so they needed to replace the front 3 with prem proved goalscorers, positions doesn't even matter just sort by goals scored on transfermarkt and hit everyone up
>>150456801Not sure about that because as far as I know the belief at Arsenal was Sesko was the better long term option while Gyokeres was a 'we're never going to make any money from this' signing. If Sesko flops are United he could easily go for £40m in 2 years time.
guys it's still not too late to call him ananas, his head looks EERILY similar to a pineapple
>>150456836nah not at all mate, actually cool as a cucumber, actually your accusation has me laughing simply at the juxtaposition of how I'm feeling (great and cool) and what you falsely accuse me of lmao
>>150456839United looked a million times better with Zirkzee up front, not because he scored, but because he held up the ball well. Something Sesko does well. But it's pointless if you don't have wingers for Sesko to pass too or a striker ahead of him. I guess the idea is Cunha and Mbuemo will be 'wide 10s' and come in for Sesko stuff. It'll be interesting seeing Zirkzee and Sesko together.
>>150456868Dry your eyes mate x
>>150456877see that's funny because they're as dry as the desert, no wait actually they're wet from tearing up laughing at the previously mentioned juxtaposition
>>150456850kek this is TOO good
This Canadian is coming across as upset in my book
not that Canadian but it's pretty clear he's a chill dude, not a hot head, just relaxing and probably still laughing at the misconceptions
>no scottish side in a european comp this season
>>150457102>No Manchester United side in a European comp this season
>>150457141Arsenal get it easy? What a surprise
>pretty sure im the canadian>only made the 2 postsperfectly good curry, and ya'll gotta stew
>>150457117Please, I'm begging to the /mug/ods, PLEASE give us Ole back at the wheel.
>>150457117so he's out then
>Mainpoo wants to leave
So where does Mainoo even go? Nobody will pay what they want for him, loan in Italy?
>>150457416no one in their right mind wants to stick around for a relegation battle that has world cup ambitions next summer
>>150457454brighton as part of the baleba deal
>>150457566you don't really baleba brighton are that stupid do you
>>150449783I miss this. We used to do this.
>>150457458Mainoo isnt in his right mind if he thinks hes going to the world cup, he isnt getting the utd pr anymore
>>150457454>IsaAndKonate.jpg
Can't wait for Trent to score the winner against Slipperpool
>>150449783It was actually Amorim doing that as well
Can't wait for Man United to play in the 3rd round of the League Cup, thanks to their recent win over Grimsby
>>150457178cleaner I got this
>>150457102Celtic is winning the Europa what do you even mean???
>@davidlynchlfcThe conditions for both Crystal Palace and Newcastle to make a sale to Liverpool for Marc Guehi and Alexander Isak is closer than ever.Not RFN right again is it?
>>150458197IBP probably in the replies
This Woltemade guy that Newcastle are signing doesn't have very good stats on Football Manager, I don't think they should bother with him.
>>150458365very very good post.
>>150458365Yeah, they should sign Evan Ferguson, he's a proper player.
anyone want Ben Chilwell and Sterlel?
>>150453935Mad that hes done one year on his 8 year contract
>>150458565>>150458565>>150458565Wholesome new thread :)
>>150458365Top noticing anon
