600 editionNRL>GAME 1New Zealand Warriors v Parramatta Eels6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoGo Media Stadium, Auckland1.51-2.58>A win moves the Warriors closer to a Top 4 berth, while the Eels could repeat their spoiler role after putting a dent in the Roosters' Top 8 plans. The Warriors returned to form in Round 25 with a convincing 32-18 win over the Gold Coast Titans. That victory snapped a three-game losing streak. The Eels are coming off their best performance of the season, upsetting the finals-bound Roosters 30-10. Their recent form has been promising, with three wins from their last five games. Overall, the Eels lead the head-to-head record 26 wins to 17 since 1998.Warriors 1-12 2.80Warriors 13+ 2.80Eels 1-12 3.50Eels 13+ 6.50Warriors -4.5 1.90 Eels +4.5 1.90>GAME 2Melbourne Storm v Sydney Roosters8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9AAMI Park, Melbourne 1.79-2.05>The Storm can celebrate Craig Bellamy's 600th game by sealing a Top 2 spot, while the Roosters are under pressure to retain eighth. The Storm are the form team of the competition, riding a five-game winning streak that has secured them a top-two finish. Their latest victory was a 20-14 win over the Bulldogs. Their form over the last five games is a perfect five wins from five. The Roosters saw their own four-game winning run come to an abrupt end last week, suffering a surprising 30-10 defeat to the Eels. With a top-two spot locked in, Storm coach Craig Bellamy has taken the opportunity to rest several key players. The match is also a special occasion for Bellamy, who will coach his 600th NRL game. Melbourne has historically dominated this rivalry, winning 33 of the 52 encounters since 1998. The teams played out a thriller earlier this season in Round 21, with the Storm emerging victorious 34-30. Storm 1-12 2.95Storm 13+ 3.60Roosters 1-12 3.25Roosters 13+ 4.50Storm -2.5 2.00 Roosters +2.5 1.81>Super Coach Finalsleague code 143322
El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
hi from Florida I miss your sport
>>150456614please watch our sport
>>150456188>Super Coach Finalsleague code 143322
PeelsPoostersEZPZ
Any fellow scratchieCHADz here??! Should I go for $1 scratchies 1 in 3600 for $5k$2 scratchies 1 in 9600 for $15k
>>150460319>$1 scratchies 1 in 3600 for $5kSure you heve that right? Anyway, I love a bet. But not scratchies, they’re the worst bet you can do. Buy a $5 jackpot ticket if you must, it’s up around $11million
>>150460319if you buy 3600 $1 scratchies youre guaranteed to make $1400
>>150460620Guaranteed is not quite it. 1 in 3600 are the odds spread over the total number of tickets. But yeah, the odds not seeming quite right.
3,450,00 $1 tickets 8 top prizes of $5000Buying $120 tickets 3,450,000/8 = 431,250431,250 = 3593Correct or Incorrect
431,250/120 = 3593
>>150461396>3,450,000/8 = 431,250Correct, the chance of winning the $5000 prize, assuming you purchase the first ticket is 1 in 431,250>431,250 = 3593No, if you buy 100 tickets your chances are 1 in 4312.5 of winning $5,000 This is a simplified version, someone better at probability could give a better explanation
I hope Parra continue with their spoiler role tonight
>>150461396>>150461419Sorry, just saw you said $120 of tickets. So yes, that number is right. You have a 1 in 3593 chance of winning $5k - not worth it. Don’t get me wrong, love having a bet and have posted my share of bets, loses and wins here. But I fucking despise scratchies
I went wahs and poosters tbqhbellyache is due a metlie
>>150462713based wah customer
THE BET
>>150463705looks solid
$20 @ 33
>>150463837>retard bet>filemame Checks out tomno
>if you randomise filenames with a UUID, which have existed before iphones used them or even existed, you are le retard
>reading filenames>responding to the reading of filenamesIt's Friday night, Saturday night is for fighting
>defending techlets who can't into UUIDs
I don't know what that is so am not offended
>the absolute state of ifag users
>>150462629
>>150464300Based
Big 200 games for Foxxy looking for a Kangaroo tour
>>150464300
Jess Fox is a canoeist mate
whos that? t. don't watch the news
Think she's from Penrith and won a medal for it, cute too
>Olympic champion Jessica Fox has withdrawn from upcoming World Cup events in Europe after revealing she had a tumour removed from her kidney.https://www.foxsports.com.au/more-sports/difficult-time-aussie-olympic-legend-jessica-fox-reveals-major-health-scare/news-story/013d374fa9e26d7a560e661764a5f0af
>brian smith on the list of top 5 most games coached zero comps won
Ivan was number one in that stat until 2021 gf
Fullback matchup is such a meme. They should talk up the front row matchups instead
I actually agree with Paddy here. Fullbacks basically never meet in a game.
>>150464459>Matchup >Two players which could go the whole game without interacting with each other.
>dislike Fox>Dislike LattrellThankfully I am a CobbGOD fan, otherwise I might suspect I am racist
Winger matchups is probably the most matchup of matchups
I'm going to watch until the first half is done them reassess.
>everyone tipping the peelies *sweats*
>>150464459Almost as bad as QB matchups in the NFL. They’re never on the field at the same time
I ship Walsh and Ponga. That is a fullback matchup
I was going to put these two images into one image but tried for a minute and got annoyed with the collage app
Can they actually get it done today?I feel the chance of a flop is quite likely here.
LETS GO ADDO CARR, he's a gaymer like me you know
kino jersey matchup
Fox is Catholic, actually I like him now
nrl.com should list the touchies too
What's up with that stick they were all touching?
>he doesn't know about the wishing stick
Still waiting on Let’s Gone to do a Goldberg style entrance
>>150464585its a paddle>The paddle itself represents strength, courage, determination, focus and energy. learn ya culture m8
>most of the family tipped wahs shit glad I didn't change my tip
>>150464592Ow many security guards/police would be needed for the whole team in a Goldberg opening?
>>150464594What if you slapped a prozzies arse with it?
>>150464565>>150464573
It’ll get called back
100+ POINTS FOR ADDO GG PWNED ME BOOM 100M TRY
lol!
>>1504646034? Or 1 Jake da Muss
Wow I have always loved Fox
>>150464594Sounds like some dirt worshipper heathen bullshit m8
fluke try wahs still in this
>>150464624https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE
easy try wahs out of this already
Easily the fastest he has run for 5 years.
>>150464646fuck yeah, how goods rugby league
The parrachads are in the house tonight guy hasn't posted yet.
coincidence? I don't think so
Don't post now Parraxhad, you will jinx it
would be good if the wahs got a try here I think thats what they'll be going for in any case
>>150464646
WTF???? that was a clear knock on from the peels refs hate wahs but thats fucking ridiculous
ok wasn't a knock on just looked like he touched it 2 fluke trys wahs still shit
>>150464670They're going to avoid scoring tries for the first half so they can lead parramatta into a false sense of security.
Whaaaaaaat?Sloppy
tactical loss to get out of the top 4 and avoid having to play raiders and storm in the finals.
Ok if I'm the wahs I'm looking to score a try here
High!
>>150464706reckon they'll want to score another now? just need to sort a bet out
UP THE WAHS
https://youtu.be/2Clwoyl28skme everytime someone says wahs
Told yas
>>150464703only to have to play a fully rested penrith week one
penaltysix moretry
based moses
lol only the warriors would fuck that up
>>150464724>fully rested
>>150464609much better
FUCKING BLIND FUCKING REFS
ow muh face
Is it better for all our dairy production to be owned by French or Chinese?
Might've been offside
ugly try
why bother paying attention when you can just go to the bunker
He runs him onside though. What's this has to go ten metres bullshit
>>150464764If I offered you Chinese or French cheese which would you eat
>>150464789Chinese cheese is better than all European cheese.
French probably but I'd be curious about Chinese cheese. Not a good analogy
>>150464789im lactose intolerant
HOW COME PARRA HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH SO MANY FUCKING KNOCK ONS THIS GAME FMD
How many poora knock ons has this dumb cunt ref missed?
refs phoning this one in tonight
French cheese is overrated a little bit to be honest and I've tried a lot of cheeses
>>150464797>>150464792I honestly did not think Chinks watched footy until now
>>150464809
END THE SIX MOAR BULLSHIT
>>150464809based noticer
>>150464789https://youtu.be/FUjGf2Grrus
wahs need a try before half time is over otherwise they'll be the sads
>>150464819>1. Tedesco
>>150464830>wahs
death to all blockers
>>150464835*cries in Steve Roach*
gg time to think about din dins
can see why they call these whinging cunts the waaaahs
Halftime kiwi classic melodies https://youtu.be/mU04QgH7gfQ?si=Kd8Zo2O13b0e3AVp
>>150464858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJXfwo68C4M
Need RTS in the second half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7UvbwCjXUk
>>150464875Instead of playing Real Time Strategy, why not just watch the footy
Is this the moment he steps up to save the wahs season?
>>150464764A globalist whore still takes cocks from anywhere, doesn't matter if it's Chinese or French
>>150464858Bro this is classic as
Sad thing is, he genuinely thought that was an insightful post.
>>150464846Coles Pork Belly slices + San Remo packet pasta here
https://youtu.be/XLpovCQGVUc
>>150464891>>150464919
Sorry I meant this one>>150464919>>150464901
have another go mate
best sport best fans
Actually meant this on3
Poo looms
>poo GG Pooriors
>>150464959>>150464963>>150464979
>>150464991Whoops
>tfw when no ratbag dolphin gf
It could be anything; skateboarding injury, snakebite, suicide attempt. It's very attractive actually
lol wahs cooked wtf are they doing???
Nothing to worry about it's the loss they have to have going into the finals
shoulda given the try because it would've been funny
>>150465045Based Paul Keating enjoyer
I hate pooses so much. Crybabby faggot
based moseGOD standing up to egregious refball
James nigger-faggot is so shit when he's not being carried by EPO'o and pedwards
Nice try
GET FUCKED POORA REFBALL CANT SAVE YOU
Lovely conversion
That’s the sort of insane offload Lomax would usually do.
BOOM
Should fluke tries be worth more or less than non-flukes.
It's hard to stop. Winger can slap it down then they get a repeat set, the best way to avoid it is the centre getting better contact. They used the width of the field almost perfectly there too. More tries if they can get down that end
>wade egan gets heemed>warriors start playing goodCurious
fucking hell Gough loves giving the Wahs a piggyback
WARGODS FUCK YOU PEELIES(didn't peelies take a poo)
very good
it's been peels refball all game m8
Poo curse deniers getting very NERVOUS right now.
>constant 6 agains & penalties for Wahs >Gough’s wrong decisions been overturned by Peels challenges yeah nah cunts you’re blinded by your bets/tipping
>>150465130they won't reply to this, the cowards
Forward but let’s not call it
IONGIGOD IONGIGOD IONGIGOD IONGIGOD
Our esteemed referees and match officials are totally and completely unbiased and would certainly never take bribes or place bets or anything like that. Parra are scoring tries because Auckland aren't tackling them, it's that simple
>>150465130>peels try 60 seconds after
sorry, but you are wrong. it's been peels refball all game.
He basically stopped running and still scored
If the referees were really biased against the Warriors, I would find it funny and hope it continues.
>>150465139>AucklandWho?
>losing your last home gamebad juju
HOW MANY PEEMS YOU KNOW CHOKE LIKE THIS? HOW MANY PEEMS YOU KNOW FADE LIKE THIS? NOT MANY IF ANY NOT MANY IF ANY
>>150465099Didn’t you have h2h options in this last night when you were considering it?
Pee Money and Scribe
I've got Poos in my multie so I hope Pooses locks in
>>150465099>$9.29
BASED FOX keeping the timer on 13:37 (LEET) for based gamer addo carr, the xXx_FOX_xXx absolutely 1337 pwnage (g0t milk?)
Balatro is a nice game if you want something to do whilst listening to your favourite podcasts
>What was that Mr V’Landy? You want us to give the Wahs another last tackle 6 again? Yes sir.
it's funny, when this ref isn't assisting the peels by not calling forward passes (3 this game) and knock ons (8 this game), the warriors go alright. curious
>>150465175Do a battle roll and I just lost the match
Desperately needed
this is eels to lose and wahs to win
>>150465192UP 7H3 W4H5
>>150465206thanks for the scoop m8
HowmanydudesyouknowrolllikethisHowmanydudesyouknowflowlikethisUh uhUh UhI don't knowAny body
WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS don't take it off em fuck the peels
You know, in Aoterea, they eat eels.
Oh look, there's pooses the little crybabby bitch faggot with arms up in the air running straight to his ref mate instead of even trying to tackle the warriors player
.f parrachad
Here we go
OH FUCK OFF BUNKER YOU CUNTS >>150465222in the NT they eat dugongs
Save us bunker
B-B-BUNKERED
>>150465225is he the worst whiner in the league?
>>150465222I have eaten an eel and it was quite nice honestly
Hahaha, holy shit, peels refball continues
this is such fucking bullshit are you fucking kidding me every single fucking round the bunker fucks up
refball cultists might be right
That's some bullshiiiieeeet.
what a call by the bunker another great call by them this season
>>150465242its been this way for a decade, someone doesn't want to see the wahs win
Why has Boyd been so shit since he came back
Imagined being a grown man named "Tanah"
has Boyd ever not been shit?
KFC on the way lads
Definitely flickd his finger
>>1504652612 large crispy strip meal?
blokes finger clearly wobbles as the ball went past it
Polynesians are so confident in their own masculinity they wear pink, listen to boy bands, and give feminine names to their sons
>>150465261>>150465263Finger flickin good
Zinger Stacker box m8
>>150465253You mean. The guy the Titans didn't want?
thinking this is it if wargods want to win they'll have to go 90m
>booooooooothats when you know a games been reffed well :)
Silly Warriors, should have taken the shot at fg and aimed for the upright
Wahs just blew their top 4 spot and the Broncos will take it
>>150465261based god
well done peels. refball victory over the warriors
Feel disappointed with that. Onwards to next week
If I remember correctly, the BroncGODs were also bunkered after scoring a last minute game winning try against the peels.
>>150465304>If I remember correctly, the BroncGODs were also bunkered after scoring a last minute game winning try against the peels.
HEY WHERE PARRACHADS @???
whoever gets that 4th spot is going to get absolutely folded by the storm or raiders, id rather take a 5th place and smash the roosters round one of the finals.
Of the NRL ever had an incentive to refball it would be to try and get the Broncos a home semi/prelim final over the Sharks.
The All white 'fit looking clean
Roosters, bit of a bogey team for the Storm
white like cocaine
>powder white with evenly spaced linesjust eastern suburbs things
oh goodie another game ruined by the refs
>>150456188>Melbourne has historically dominated this rivalry, winning 33 of the 52 encounters since 1998>>150465336>Roosters, bit of a bogey team for the Storm
That was a fair call, Radley is a menace
>>150465352What about since Cromc moved over in 2018
easts jumpers look a bit baggy
goggles is in a mood tonight he'll get 2
oops, I meant look a bit like baggies (of cocaine)
>>150465365Melbourne 14 wins, Roosters 5, including finals
don't care about womens weekly gossip I just love me footy
Your negative emotions about the Roosters clouds your posting Irish
>>150465411wise, young padawan, you be
I'm heavily invested in this match because we play them in our gf next week
*Cracks open first Brookvale Union Vodka Pineapple and Coconut of the night*
>we what position do you play
What a retard. Just let them pick it up then smash them you idiot how did they pick him for origin
>>150465433best at centre but can play in the halves, dummy half, or lock
putting irish in the forward pack lads
>>150465450Proxy off Jack Wighton
Wallbrick is huge
I can tackle the fat blokes, don't worry mate I'll do whatever you need from me
4u
Tell me about Seve, why does he wear the mask?
fragile eye.It's good to see Nelson back out there
KEKEKEKEK based munny munster
uhh stop the game hugo is legit going to bleed out
>>150465473https://youtu.be/0O1H0jcyNsk
THATS MY STORMIES (not really) LEEETTSS GOOOOOOOOI ABSOULTY HAAAATTEE HOW THE AMBULAMPSE FUCKING DOES THEIR SIREN SHIT
Shaun Blore more like Shaun Score
Fuck off Ennis Crichton does that shit every hit up
Time for a wine me thinks
DOUBLE REFFBALL
good pass to paps and then he did a trick there holding the pass up and overall it was a soft try. They'll go there again all night
Who’s this coconut retard with the goggles
>>150465518
>>150465524PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
REFBALL
>killing themselves please fox you can't say that
>>150465222a coconut I work with told me they eat bats in Samoa and that they're his dad's favourite foodalso heard from a documentary about easter island they used to eat rats and from moby dick that they ate people
if radley wasn't a druggo he would have scored there
>>150464519>>150464645>when you get caught talking to yourself
Where’s the beef
the beef? BOTH THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
AHHAHAHAHA get fucked Angus ya big baby First to give it out but can’t take it back BITCH!
Brillioint
>>150465222Who?
POORMGODS POORMGODS POORMGODS POORMGODS POORMGODS POORMGODS *mutes tv so I don't have to listen to obnoxious siren shit*
MR ANDERSON!https://youtu.be/XooISvoZ_rs
>poosters
MR ANDERSON
Anderson replacing shibysakansain
Storm will beat the Roosters. It's a certainty.
>>150465684>rambo nothing is over.gif
what are they talking about?
>>150465696
Roosters gay halftime tuneshttps://youtu.be/t1DWBKk5xHQ?si=fJrHjAwI-Of7rRuk
Forthwith upright he rears from off the PoolHis mighty Stature; on each hand the flamesDrivn backward slope thir pointing spires, and rowldIn billows, leave i'th'midst a horrid Vale.Then with expanded wings he stears his flightAloft, incumbent on the dusky AirThat felt unusual weight, till on dry LandHe lights, as if it were Land that ever burn'd
>>150456188So now that it’s halftime how was everyone’s week boys what’d we do
/nrl/ is a confide in me generalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSFDCmmsqEI
it's bawkover
>>150465782This is better in the bedroom https://youtu.be/63vqob-MljQ
James Graham thinks that was Storms best 40 minutes they have played all season kek
>>150465815They conceded zero points, dumbass
Billy Smith more like Silly Smith
Cucky Smith is so pathetic lol.
BILLY BOMB
nice drop out YOU SPASTIC CUNT
>its 10-4 and you know what that means https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss
BAKAAWWWWKBACK
Coates vs Nawal would have been a good wing match up
uhhhh poorm tippers...
>>150465971>wing
>>150465995thank you for carrying on my meme I always giggle like a proud father when you post it
>>150464519
>thank you for carrying on my meme I always giggle like a proud father when you post it
>>150466007Shoulda stuck to bean replies
had some boneless wings last night, they’re pretty much the same thing as nuggets
DING DONG WONG'S ON
>implying
I don't get it
Boned a winger last night lads
>>150466049This guy is at every single game, seen him on the tv for like 8 years now
>>150466049Giggity
>>150466007>giggle
>>150466062Yeah he very based
we love our lifelong customers
>>150466049I always assumed he was a FOB chink that couldn't really speak English so it was some lost in translation shit, but I read an interview with him and he talked about growing up playing footy in taree.
Umm Egan
>>150466091he be a hard cunt if he grew up in taree doubly so if he played footy there
>>150466091He's a dinky-di Aussie, rough as
>>150466049At one stage Ferguson was playing for them.
I really love channel 9's humour
>>150466091If you went to primary school in a rugby league area you're pretty much going to follow the footy with few exceptions, even the kids who play other codes still follow it
why did bellemy tell them to let in 3 trys in the 2nd??? nrl coaching is perplexing
>>150466077>
He wants to finish second so he does not have to face the BroncGODs in the prelim
>>150466150based lotr pooster
>not taking the pooits over for poorm1/3 lads
>>150465995I don't get it, they both play on the wing
It's better to finish second you play at home against 3rd then you play usually a bashed up 4th or worse in the prelim. If you finish 1st you get 3rd in the prelim if you win against 4th. It's a dumb system
Basically the difference is 2nd gets easier opposition compared to 1st as they progress in the finals, retarded nonsense
>>150466205Really 1st should get their choice of 3rd and 4th in week 1
>>150466158actually its the witcher
Nerds
>>150466224The top5 was as close to perfection. 14 teams, play everyone twice with no byes, top 5 finals, french kiss
KEK GET FUCKED POORM
You truly are a dinosaur Irish
>>150466262Top 5 = 6 finals games Top 8 = 9 finals games https://youtu.be/7KlxInHeH5Q
How good is Mark Nawananeedawasay?
he's the new fall over the line man
It's crazy how quick we forgot about Manu because of Marky Mark
I'm right though. This season has 24 games against 16 opponents, that means they're playing 8 teams only once and that means there's a possible 16pts available if the draw was fair. It's not even done under some system like they used from 1989-1994 where your finishing position determined who you played twice the next year, this current draw is pulled from the arse of some Canadian AI and the factors they're looking for are bullshit like tv ratings, crowds, and historical rivalry
marky mark confirmed mister smith cause anderson got dunked on
>>150466332Bitchell got BITCHED here couldn’t even look at manu lmao
Also they don't need 3 byes and the timing of the byes is also rigged
>Irish dials the cope up to 11
Poor ol Tigers are no longer a mathematical chance
>>150466324You're not truly forgotton if you remember that you have forgotten him. True forgetting requires you to forget that you forgot.
poo
>>150466389Woah
>>150466357
The Toia Deception
commentators absolutely grovelling at the feet of the melbourne viewers
>>150466306Yeah fair however, if they have 28 teams in two divisions and reintroduce the nines tournament (in HK) and a mid-week knockout cup that starts in the preseason and have a touring test side that plays mid-week against regional rep sides and club and bring back city/country, the finals will be worth more than they are now. More footy is more money and they can sell the right of the different cups and leagues separately
KKEKEKEKEKE BELLEMY YOU ARE THE NEW POOTANS COACH
>40 points in one half
Fraudbourne Fraud(s)
>>150466426>28 teams in two divisionsStopped reading
>>1504664355 new teams in NZ
Is this the literal worst SC GF we’ve ever had?
>>150465099
kek kino shot of the poosters pray ring in the middle of Belza 600 fire sign
Imagine if the roosters scored two more tries
>>150463837Cashout status?
>>150466458Bit rude m8
I would love to see Irish be given a chance to run the comp for a year
>>150466489kek
>>150466498
Based whistling ad
>>150466514Perhaps, but am I wrong?
Everyone loves Gould here, but does he really needs to repeat himself so.mich
Robbo very chilled presser
>>150466722
Used to enjoy him on The Sunday Roast whenever that was. I don't think he or anyone should be allowed work in media and be a club president/ceo/chairman/head honcho. I really mean that and would probably extend it even to player managers, maybe, or let anyone do anything so long as it's declared so whenever Gus is on telly he's introduced as the Duke of Canterbury and people can make up their own minds
Bellamy seems sad looks like he's been crying
>>150466873
>>150465727>>150465782I wear Kylie Minogue brand reading glasses
>>150467105If you don’t tell anyone else neither will I.
>>150467371>>150467371>>150467371
