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first for MY ellyse's legs before MY wicket
hit it for tree
>>150465223UNITNIT
YFO
looks like they were itt first champ
>theyvpn off sebshitYFO
Bob, a wealthy 65 year old widower walked into his country club one evening with a beautiful 25 year old blonde girl on his arm. She was obsessed with him and hung on his every word. All his buddies were amazed, and pulled him aside to ask him how he got such a gorgeous girlfriend.“She’s not my girlfriend,” he told them, “She’s my new wife”. Astonished, they asked him how he was ever able to convince someone like her to marry him.“I lied about my age”, he said.“Ah, you told her you were only 50”.Bob smiled at them and said, “Nope, I told her I was 90”.
howling
12 beers in the fridge watching hypernomalisation alone let's get this long weekend fucking started
might watch andrei rublev after
>>150466817nice I liked The Century of the Self as well by adam curtins
>>150467051also a good one but I think hypernormalisation is his magnum opusjust can't get you out of my head second, trauma zone third
actually the century of self third, better than trauma zone on retrospect
NYT Mini is behind a paywall fellas...
aww, he thinks he's in berlin
Did a little lunchtime workout at work. Helped briefly distract myself
from what
the suffocating reality of the modern world and its """future"""
Anguish
any sense of awareness about the trajectory we're on makes having children an abhorrent act of cruelty
equally we exacerbate issues by not having children not that I will ever be faced with the dilemma lmao
Understandable but life is incomplete without raising children. It's a dereliction of duty
*shuffles off this mortal coil**dabs*gg nr
based marto
personally i'd ask for more test cricket
cuba libre in my tiki glass
good night my dear bros
some depressing takes here ladswhat happened to TGIFdisco later?
windier than baked potato night here m8
>>150467163your cat bought a 3d vst?
>>150468673VCV rack yearns for the SLAVE module that implements 23rd hour under the whip craftsmanship
>>150467601glammylad here had a rough week will have a few beers and try to get in the disco mood soon
>>150467601Worcestershirelad here, in the depths of unbearable ennui and despair at the moment
ok fuck it weeks over no point thinking about it nowhttps://youtu.be/jYLJWIe4Xbk?si=5xffwgFdESItkZbI
luff are glammylard bowen ngl¡!
https://youtu.be/p_VITDR68oU
>>150465563sassbla x
>>150471528https://youtu.be/QcP-0RkmtSEgood times ngl
>>150471668https://youtu.be/LNYPH9caAn0luff dis album ngl
>>150472045nice tunes seb m8https://youtu.be/FNtU26rybp4?si=yLgmFzpjMJxcfNY9my favourite welsh DJ this lad
>everyone in this video is now dead https://youtu.be/sAOLJVsk9mA?si=THt0J6WaOTNU9Pw8
>>150472111diggin' it ngl fella x
glammy lad and his dire taste twin in I see
u gimmickster u haha
>>150472322POST YOUR TUNES BITCH
>>150472419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKi9Z-f6qX4
>>150472502not bad
Back from my on court sesh. Glad i went in the end. Good work out and a good laugh took my mind off things. Have a good friday night fellas /cric/ music gig meetup when
https://youtu.be/Yyh_TEsMoY4?si=Yu5wRDTgc9MIDwdQits all fucking downhill after mid 20s isn't it unless you have your life in order and thatits fucked otherwisefuck me
>>150473057They say youth is wasted on the young (it is) but wisdom is also wasted on the aged
Glammylad tried to start a disco but ended up sadposting ffs
>>150470177Why did you have a rough week
post the quote attribution instead of trying to pretend you thought it up yourself
It's my original inversion of the classic quote wee fella. Wasted on /cric/ i know yet most relevant to /cric/
>I call it pepper and salt so that makes it original
>>150473106you know actually it wasnt so bad, but i keep having reoccurring dreams where i'm reliving happy moments in my life and then i wake up and like fuck, its just fucking toil now for 40 years.. nowt else. Meet my ex wife every few weeks so people know i'm alive, toil, and fuck all else.
We're all in prison mate, just some of us believe in the illusion of freewill during our life sentence
never understood the meeting the ex gimmickwhy do you have to keep doing it if you don't enjoy it. there aren't any glammylad jrs about either
>>150473234dont know mate honestly
Bad enough bumping into an exgf nvm an exwf
Anyway who gives a fuck gonna listen to the best double track vocals i've ever laid down cba to sing or strum the ol' six strings until i've had me post on court sesh food
You will be alri' glammylad keep your chin up
glammylad do you think it would be fair to describe you as a 'cuck' at this point mate? I'm guessing she doesn't split the bill lmao
stop calling him thathe's a tarq from surrey
its happening glammylad its finally fucking happening
>foxes topAs it should be
back from my on couch sesh iykwim haha
>>150473336this but ex legal hsgf
fell in love with the server at the italian bakery again
>>150474087what's his name mate
Whats with the totally uninteresting and irrelevant games in the OP?
Beginning to understand the pull of heroin
>>150475657applied for trainspotting 3 yet mate
prefer stimulants myself, heroin is for losers
Music and sport are the only stimulants i need. I need something to numb the anguish. The thought of a drug completely zoning out your brain is appealing right about now
watched The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desertdidn't know Australia made a good film tbg
yeah a loser drug got it
supermodels do heroin sometimes
actually if I had to live in england again I'd probably start doing smack too
>>150475887>he's never seen Two Hands and Blue Murder
>>150475910SHE'LL SUCK YOUR THUMBSHE'LL MAKE YOU CUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAXnqjUfal4Had a crack at this song but my vocals aren't quite on point. What a great tune.
Not done heroin or anything beyond a joint and tab of something, but thought a pozzie user might know what it feels like
I've worked with a few junkies, heard it's like being covered in a heavy warm blanket, plus euphoria and all that other shit
>>150473057so true
>>150475959both of these fucking suck lmaoblue murder a literal tv movie
>>150476051more of a meth nation
>>150467163 post the full setup deskbro
$12.30 back on can collection today meaning I have had 123 tins in the last two weeks. maybe a warning sign
not drinking is reddit behaviour actually I'm fine
I can't wait for the govt to outlaw drinking completely thanks to my survey answers
>>150478893What survey's are you taking?
>survey's
>>150478995I got some mail saying my house was randomly selected to do a drug surveyMade sure all my answers emphasised the social damage drinking does, and pushed for more drinking regulationsAlso pushed for full deregulation of tobacco
fuming
they use MEDICINAL alcohol in hospitals retard how is it unhealthy
agree on tobacco
>>150479111I'm sure the govt won't remove your right to have a medicinal drink down at the pub fella (jk get ready for prohibition 2.0 bitch)
>>150479079kek crisp shit stirrer
there was literally nothing wrong with prohibition in an allwhite nonisraeli society
you only think that because semen wasn't one of the prohibited substances lol
>one could find a supply of semen in the homophobic 1920s
great series of posts lads really funny
>dis nigga doesn't know about the roaring 20's
>150480151applied for a passport to weimar germany yet faggot
>>150480163not to mention anon doesn't know it's the israelis who push semen consumption
socially acceptable drugs: alcohol and cocaineeverything else is taboo
Bouldering later
is that a balding man kneeling by his waist?
>>150480338hmm
>>150480338looking good mate
wow another weekend, another set of asterisked v4s with no prospect of further improvement. amazing ol toothpicky, keep us updated!
going Donedon
>>150480860enjoy the chase highlights today ol' bingo wings they probably do a Saturday omnibus don't they
playing the bass mad how every woman I have ever loved left me for another man
>playing the bassthat's an expensive piano
Taking a huge steaming bards batting technique lads
>>150480930Don't understand What does "Taking a huge steaming adventurous, daring, and innovative" mean?
Hoping my match will be called off todayAntibiotics have me feeling like shit, just wanna stay in and watch the deanoball80-100% chance of rain from 1pm onwards so I guess we'll start but then call it off afterwards
bard is scared of the ball I heard
In my defence, the ball is quite hard and sometimes travels quite quickly
i wouldn't say he was scared, just cautious of personal injury arising from being in too close proximity to a fast moving projectile
borrowed a mate's brz for the week. cannot put into words how good it was to drive but felt like an absolute cunt doing it. not sure if I could buy one
I was the same at 8 but got over it the same year there's hope there for you bard
the world cries out for australian made high torque rwds you don't feel like a dickhead for owning
the world also cries out for an electric vehicle that doesn't look like an electric vehicle
>>150481073So true>>150481095Please note that I'm still completely fearless in the field but just developed some temporary cowardice in the bouncy nets in the face of some slightly quick and aggressive bowling
https://youtu.be/MEc8_2NAy4E>>150472045feelan liek continuing the orb theme ngl x
>>150481138t. Trott
With the 2s todayRained off match would probably secure our survival in the decision, whereas if we play we might lose and the other contender could catch up with usWouldn't have beaten t'other contender if not for my muscular 89 and I want that to be decisive come the end of the season so it feels like I've contributed something meaningful
has world cricket ever thought of doing anything to prevent situations like we have now where no cricket has been played for so long?
>>150481149Acute mental cowardice is hard-wired into the genes of the EnglishIt's why the English have literally never won an Ashes series in Australia
Mad how England could be playing cricket right now this very moment but chose not to instead
>>150481194>>150481164Pears vs Somerset tomorrow in the semi-finals of the one-day cup, absolutely YUGE fixtureTickets are only £10 so get yourself down to New Road if you know what's good for you
Might have some smashed avocadoes and poached eggs on toast to break my fast
>>150481214>>150481066you actually sound like that twat David mitchell
chicken breast and red bull zero for dinnerhealth
approaching donedon
>>150481234The acclaimed author of Cloud Atlas is one of many distinguished writers to have been incubated in the warm embrace of semi-rural Worcestershire
i think its time
>>150481041Well you can't do any worse than your average. Literally you can't score less than 0 runs
Reading The Climber by Shin-ichi Sakamoto
>>150481262My average across all teams is ~24Not great, but also not awful seeing as it was my first season back after 14 summers away from the game
If they'd have just let me open the batting instead of exposing me to my biggest weakness then my average would surely be 31 MINIMUM, and then I'm basically on a par with my hero Zak Crawley
>marnus has averaged 26 over the last two years>bard 24
ffs didn't realise I was even worse than that useless prick, may as well give up the game again now
interesting how we refer to a lot of the aussies by just their first name but not a single pom
Jake is a generational talent, probably the best batswieldsman to never play for England (due to racism)
little mexican fella just started a cricket thread lads
eoin morgan would have averaged 50nin tests
maharishi digital warehouse sale is live ladsjust copped some corduroy trousers myself
Morning recovery run done after my impromptu on court sesh last night felt good time for a shower sesh then might skip brekkie sesh until it's time for a lunch sesh at the ol'.work and then an evening gym sesh. On court sesh tomorrow>>150480338Literally me right now
would heem you at tennis
I'm lonesome, but happyI'm rich, but I'm broke
ive started sleeping winnie the pooh style
thinking about getting into russian hard bass
>>150481488chuck us a tune m8
>>150481497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiIQI8OJkZc
not my link dont cosign it
Nothing tastes as good as anguish feels
In Donedon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFRj_8KFmac
Twiglet legs you ran away from a little kickabout in Perivale nvm getting HEEM'D on court lol. Enjoy your man date
Wil Wheatonrecalled that while filming an episodeStar Trek: The Next Generationin 1987, Tierney mocked the 15-year-old Wheaton for not playing sports in school and belittled him with homophobic slurs.[40]The Simpsonsshowrunners and writersJosh WeinsteinandBill Oakleystated onTwitternumerous incidents regarding Tierney’s voice recording session for the show in 1995, including "terrorizing" the writers and staff and making strange demands for his role, such as insisting he voice the entire performance with aSouthernaccent.[41]During the filming ofSeinfeldin 1990,Jason AlexanderandJerry Seinfeldcaught Tierney in the act of trying to steal a knife from the set. When Seinfeld confronted him, Tierney began to laugh nervously and jokingly pretended he would stab Seinfeld while imitating the music from the filmPsycho.so sick
not looking cute today looking quite bloated actually
apparently a v1 at climbing gym Sen is a v10 in California or Auckland
something very soulful about climbing gyms in a railway arch
When are you gonna free solo with Honnold and fall to your demise twiglet legs?
jagged little pill goes hard
me¿ moar of a Shinichi Atobe connoisseur eyequeem haa
watching 45 seasons of survivor
where you up to
up to poo and pee...finna HIIT soon x
survivor used to be greatstopped watching at some point not because of anything the show did, just lifei assume it's absolute trash now, because everything is
not watching in order because some of the early seasons are hard to find, on season 31 at the moment
good season
...survivor¿ moar liek wwho-still-watches-this-vivor¡! twas never good..ya¿ aaammmooooiiitritee? hahaa.. alri
for me it's
no doubt that pozztard watches the yank version loves his dire yank sloppa that guy
>season Fuck off bnoy
reckon Frontier House was the best of the lot from the "reality" tv era nglpsa to ya zoomzooms x
business idea. a cricketing reality tv show
its a good show
hollyyy frffffressskin bbbBBBAASED >>150482384
>>150482392>>150482346>>150482301hmmmmm
we're all in here btw xhttps://dds-label.bandcamp.com/album/ship-scope-ep?t=4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqyFIlCMLVsIs climbing bro culture this gay?
>>1504811661. you're dirish2. it's clear you're a batsmanning fraud if you can't lay a bat on any decent left armers or offspinners
apparently a v1 with unathletic welsh genes is a v10 with manly bicep curling genes
>>150482515GoodGood mogs this
this is why certain bingo winged man ITT hates bouldering
GOTTEMWhen did you start climbig twiglet legs? Was it to improve your handies?
wtf is this bangladesh national anthem lel. It takes forever and sounds like a bollywood opening.
just fell asleep
the cross fit of gen zthe neekiest redditiest activity ever conceivedimagine going to a '''''''gym'''''''' full of sofas and coffee machines and thinking 'yeah, this is the exercise for me'
>>150482886>tf>tphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYwswsHtMwM
Cunt's probably never thrown a punch in his life or been hit either. Talking about bumdering like he's a big wave surfer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsZ4XIOEKLYjust an insane tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io3T8MglU1ojust an insane tune reddit band but I don't really care
>>150483037how is that the same as a bollywood national anthem pajeet? That's just some dumb bitch
Japanese guy climbing here now who is the best climber I have ever seen in person
ask him if he fw boris or melt banana or boredoms
https://www.tiktok.com/@andydavie/video/7179823602588503298?lang=en Damning stuff I don't think M*lbourne ever recovered from this
>>150483182Let me know when your voice breaks. Oh it won't you actually talk like Mickey Mouse lmao
let's go DUTCH
dutchbros...
>>150483311*splits the bill*
career defining knock for nidamanuru
is nidamanuru related to nuru sex?
>>150483279you actually think I'm femke bol? Are you retarded?
>>150483415>Are you retarded?britjeet is a paedo with baby fantasies and doesn't know the difference between a guitar and piano. yes, he's a little retarded
edwards once again stepping up when odowd and singh are fucking up
wish I was Japanese
saif hassan as a name has me suspicious asio should look into him
doubt Japanese buy 300 quid bin bags
Funny little bnob crawling out of the woodwork when he thinks it's safe just like he thought it was safe to go bed until he heard his dad climbing the stairs lol>>150483415>nafri reading comprehension
that neek really has it in for the maha raincoat odd bloke
ol' bingo wings having a whinge again
https://youtu.be/mBjsnX4Qgssx
Twiglet legs you didn't answer: >>150482858
not convinced there's good reason for the netherlands to remain a country in the current year
funny, shitjeet has never answered chadchy's challenge with a simple yes or no (well we know it's a cowardly no but he ignores the question lmao)
>>150483751yeah mate really good buyread /fa/ once and chucked 300 at this bin liner didn't you you daft neek
When did the Netherlands become 50% South Asian? Grim stuff when they were one of the only associates that had something approaching local players
>the neekiest redditiest activity ever conceivedthink you'll find that's padel
deadliest man ITT on the squash court
>>150483905that isn't 5033 oversized monk snoparka you fat neek
>>150483910>When did the Netherlands become 50% South Asian?literally never
>oversizedlmao you certainly do NOT have the physique to carry that off lil toothpicky
just seen some Aussies at Clapham (heard them talk) holding a crate of fostersIronically right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cwcoming back to this
why are Aussies literally obsessed with Clapham so weird
Count Dankula's dog died :(
the balham/clapham/tooting aussie menacegrim stuff from donedon
two of the worst kinds of australians1. the ones that move to naarm2. the ones that move to donedon mark e smith spoke of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9x_2dWEu7g
>>150484220>clapham
reeks of fat neek in here
Clapham dem cheeks aaaammmoirite hahgaaaaa few if any here will get queem dis hihi
reeks of poo in here
>>150484405>Clapham dem cheeks
>>150484453tabla habibi x
>bnob triggered by the mere mention of his diddler dadKek bnob are you a fat obese shit now or one of them starving African fellas? Just curious if you became a comfort eater after your dad did the d-word >>150483952Love it AS U WERE X>>150483943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM7YfhfkiEE
do not try to ingratiate yourself with me britjeet
>Neil Young Drops Anti-Trump Song ‘Big Crime’ — White House Fires Back, Calls It ‘Cringe’
grim showing from the nederdraad
>>150485397why would you go there
Funny how banglets are all mini terrorists yet their best player is Hindu Litton DAS
not seeing the humour Tbh
bard is rightsikhs need to be given their own country
sucking a munro
They got Kannada but they deserve England too
Neil Young doesn’t make my top three Canadian songwriters. Talented and innovative guitar player thoughbeit
Had my NY phase (huge influence too on Noely G) have a noodle over Cortez The Killer for ol' times sake but the undisputed #1 is unquestionable just as I am in /cric/ at sport and strumming the ol' six strings*whistles Soul Limbo and HEEMS certain mans*
me? still waiting for are bard to drop his version of 'Grace' by Jeffy B
>Hissing of Summer Lawns>Blue>Court and SparkThe best songs on Grace are all covers, really makes you think.
'trose fish curry for dinner
unironically can't remember the last time I ate something from waitrosemaybe at uni like 10 years ago
no but steven wait
these are getting worse and worse micksperg
>>150483801https://youtu.be/PdnxdxmEO-I
>Bob, you've got Lebanese heritage yourself...
>>150490281this broke him
>>150490281ynr when micksperg vanished from /sp/ for 12 hours after THAT webm dropped
ynr micksperg isn't a neet who's always drunk or passed throughout the day
ffs toil on looms watch
I like how as well as disappearing from /cric/ for a day, he also stopped arrowposting after this dropped lmaowill predictably restart having been called out now (based puppet master me)
sinking a ghost ship
>also stopped arrowpostingsearch by filename arrow and flag AU
https://youtu.be/MYMcU7rPBqcalways return to this album ngl
nice selfie
tabla x
A VERY muscular 63* from yours trulyGot to open the batting for once and ended up carrying my bat, absolutely dire performance from the rest of the boysTeam lost heavily as a result, but I don't really care about that - cricket is more of an individual sport really
Also took a worldie of a one-handed diving catch in the fieldDubbed "catch of the century" by my teammates
proud of ya fella x
Oscar nominated writer and actor Paul Hogan is looking rough these says
based bardclass is temporary and all that
Evening workout sesh doneEvening post workout sesh food eatenNoodling around to Cortez Da KillaHearing Em D Am7 to some kind of Am11 or C/A or summit corr it's nice to noodle around on it very idiosycratic noodling style does NY have
>301/3>6 (SIX) runs needed>∞ (INFINITE) balls remaininghttps://youtu.be/aw-6riBuD5s
>>150492803Thank you Se "greatest ally" bbo>>150493322Cheers fella
probably plodded to 63 off 100 or something and played for the red ink this narcissistic neek
Floyd recycle a very similar sequence throughout DSOTM: Breathe, Great Gig in the Sky, those interludes
>>150493726Strike rate of 75 todayWent out with the intention of just playing my natural game and swinging hard at everythingBut had to slow down a bit as I watched all 10 wickets fall at the other end
Did play for the red inker thoughWhen our number 11 (a nervous 15 year old) came in I decided not to hog the strike like you'd normally expect the set bat to do, but let him face a fair few ballsBazzed another few boundaries at my end, and then enjoyed watching him get bowled out so that I could walk away with a much needed boost to my average
>>150493437>301/3>332/4>27 runs with 4 wickets leftHowling
a SR of 75 isn't that good in the baz era mate, especially if you batted through
>>150495030he's basically admitting he played for himelfnot for the first time either - went at a run a ball at the death the other day as well. hope the captain gives him the chop. would only be fair desu
>>150495030Was a bit embarrassed not to hit any 6s today admittedly, didn't even have any one-bouncers either in my twelve 4sHit a couple of nice cover drives to the ropes but didn't play that many nice shots todayAlso got dropped on 8 with a chance that wasn't too difficult>>150495074Ultimately, cricket is an individual gameFeel much happier tonight after my team got battered but I did well than I did a couple of weeks ago when the team won but I got a duck
>Feel much happier tonight after my team got battered but I did well than I did a couple of weeks ago when the team won but I got a duckyeah no shit you Narcissistic Neek
My catch was probably better than my batting desu. Ran a long way and then dived to take it one handed. Fans were saying that I had no right to even get close to it. I wish it would have been filmed for the good people of /cric/
basedat the end of the day bard scoring is a win for /cric/. deep down all sportspeople on here are really representing the /cric/ flag irl. thankfully not humiliating us like certain poll rigging one trick pony doing the same V4 for a year (not that you'd call that a sport anyway)
bards innings basically a v3
>>150495270Agreed, and I thank the good people of /cric/ sharing in my joy>>150495371My catch was a v13 minimum
Boring twat
>Stop playing games early in the morning>Crowds come backJeets make terrible businessmen. Only the jeet market exists in their mind. Never let them do business with you.
>
>>150497835based knower
Need to wake up early for an on court sesh but too wired to sleep would be nice to be on smack right now
>>150494289innit¿??kekkkKkkkkkkkkkk
>>150493437u alri fella¿ >>150493489x>>150493844LUFF dsotm ngl fella x
>>150498339keKkk GOTTHEEM
Any cricket on?
no2days till SA vs Eng ODIs
Free BaluchistanFree Sindhudesh
Hating Indians doesn't make you Pakistani, it makes you human.
I fear the irreversible nature of unchecked immigration will lead to some pretty gnarly violence in the futureCan sense its only a couple years away if something doesnt change
it was just an accident the government brought in more indians in the last 4 years than italians and greeks in the last 100 years, honest mistake we have to forgive them.
>>150501077
deportating is the only way
so funny the kind of shit britjeet listens to and thinks is good and even funnier how the mere mention of something more experimental sends him into a seethe cycle
superover
>non-white bread>non-mech keebdunno which is worse
Unironically have some bangers in the fridge. Kimchi dog time.
Not sure how I'd ironically have bangers though
just have them ununironically not that hard chaimp
funny to think for a long time the only purple our ancestors ever saw was in rainbows
>>150503953yummo
having hummus for lunch in solidarity with the palestinian struggle #resist
>>150505892this but bagels with cheeseplease donate to your gratest ally iykwim haha
>>150504148Just because it doesn't have gay RGB lights, doesn't mean it isn't a mechanical keyboard.Funnily enough, I was given it by a mate after bought a keyboard with gay RGB lights
don't reckon smack is anywhere near as bad for you as they make out, that's how they keep you toiling for 50 years
Like almost anything, it’s fine in moderation. You could smoke a bit of heroin this morning and go to toil tomorrow morning no problem. If anything with less of hangover than if you had a bottle of wine. Thousands of people safely take heroin every day in hospitals.The problems with heroin are down to prohibition.In my experience, heroin is no more habit forming than alcohol, and less so that cigarettes. But cigarettes don’t stop you toiling, so that’s the difference.
smackmick pretty grire
zim vs sri in 30minsnot cricket tho
alri
Why're they selling footballs at burger king
go back home you toothpick armed neekholiday's overtoil looming
not until Tuesday you fat wanker
>booked an extra pure COPE daylmaoyou can't run from it much longer skinny b
that isn't why, bingo winged neek
did zachy really book six days off toil and then do nothing with it except the boring stuff he does anyway (blogposting, gaming, reddit climbing)?
photos of those anti immigration rallies are so funny lmao a real meeting of the mind out there
see family and friends I don't live that near and hang out by the beach, which is all people do abroad anyway what of it
it really is worse for z man than i ever realised
To be fair, climbing gym Sen could only ever exist in Donedon
deluding yourselfyou'd much rather be in South America
not everything has to be lads trip to spain I understand the choice
just pick up a <£50 return flight somewhere to europe. see new things, try new food, experience something different.
back on the snris
need a hobby
>>150507961considered cricket?
>bro just get into the sport where you can watch the same 3 teams play 4 games a year lmao
just read jean echenoz- command performancegood prose, occasionally funny, but heaps boring
next up john williams - butchers crossingwill be happy if it is at least half as good as augustus or stoner
>>150507961bouldering will be purchasing my fifth guest pass in ten days tomorrow aha >>150507919going to a michelin star restaurant Tuesday at least
>>150507998it isn't >>150507934might go bari at some point soon
>>150508005unironically considering this. turned 30 and obliged to either pick up bouldering or bjj how do you get started, do you just rock up at a place?
yes, you sign a waiver then at first you rent shoes and chalk, then you buy your own later. That's all you need, as well as a little bag to put your chalk in
>wearing another man's shoesdon't think this semen slurping activity is for me
>>150508014you go to reddit, you make r/bouldering your home page, you starve yourself until your arms look like 2 broom handles then rock up to a gym with a t-shirt that says 'I <3 the cross-fit of gen z' and they let you in
whenever I buy things online I sort by Price (High to Low)
unironically muscular though me, that's why I can do +55kg chin-ups
https://www.maharishistore.com/products/5290-hemp-cord-carpenter-chino-blackBlack or coyote or both
>>150508080wearing derro tracky dacks out in public
black only
>zachy /fa/ hoursgrire beyond belief
sure I would kill myself if I had to swap wardrobes with you ol neeky wings
https://youtu.be/FuElWzJWRUI?si=cjQiGT48fG_uuMUp
not watching that
ol neeky wings kek
I am
actually wtf didn't realise it was 10 minsI'm not either now
realised I've been on this site for 15 years, grim stuff
more dire yank sloppa, presumably
Zachy now moving from dressing like a gay man from the 60's to dressing like a hippie from the 60's.
oh not this time actually
>>150508167how's the £300 bin liner mate? and the ladies lacostes.. oh wait, forgot you chucked them out after realising they were for the opposite sex lol
great quality rain coat thanks, very useful for the changeable weather love the straps on it, very practical, all raincoats should have them
you'd have to be a shut in spastic to think there is anything remotely strange about buying cord carpenter pants in 2025
was rhetorical you daft neek, bit like if I asked how those 2 twiglets growing out of your shoulders are lmao
so true dig carpenter pants me
fat neek brigade just blew in lads
>>150508199worse australian stuff he saw on tiktok/reels and is desperately seeking validation for from the big strong foreigners
if you're a dumb zoomer that thinks lookn like a derro is cool because deadshit football players do it I can almost forgive you but zachy should know better
pozzies don't understand /fa/ either so makes sense he's bnoz'ing
bit sore thanks after the bouldering yesterday and the 21 pull-ups just now how are the bingo wings today
miss the blog brothers desu
the first 3 days of the ashes tests in sydney adelaide and brisbane are completely sold out with minimal tickets left for day 4the first day of both the melbourne and perth tests are sold out with minimal tickets left for the next 3
literally not remotely derro dress lmao do you eve know what that word means?
Morning ladsThe cricket is about to startLET'S FUCKING GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR7KkqHRY0c&ab_channel=WorcestershireCountyCricketClub
bingo winged brigade going into a meltdown over a pair of cord trousers
zb got filtered by nbdo NOT listen to his ''''''''''''''''''''''takes''''''''''''''''''''''' on /fa/
Also Yorkshire vs Hampshire for those who are that way inclinedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRtGOWgGoA
prefer Wave rider 10s to your played out yank sloppa
what a little weeb he is lmaogoing to move to Osaka next mate? post and hug your anime pillow at the same time yeah?
nbs are good if you like sharp bits stabbing into your hindfoot after 3 months they are not are made properly and blow-out fast
hope Yorkshire smash h*mpshire
Some of us grew up in the 90's.
>90'smate please look up how and when to use apostrophes you keep doing this
zachy is rightwave riders a less played out salomon
shame only the shit boredoms albums are on Spotify
I grew up in the 90"s too
name a better decade than the 90`s (you can't)
i was alive in the 90s
only the one on apple musicbut it makes your entire mp3 library available to stream so I have the full discog available
>>15050838500s
>>150506121>those keycaps>isn't a mechlol, lmao even
glammylad got bullied a bit too hard friday night about always meeting up with his exnot been seen sincehope he's alright (is still a surrey tarq though)
>>150508405meant>those keycaps>Just because it doesn't have gay RGB lights, doesn't mean it isn't a mechanical keyboard
what's the point of mechanical keyboards? what year are you living in lmao
>>150508080£566 AND A MAHARISHI CHINO£566 AND A MAHARISHI CHINO
Leaving at 12 to go somewhere
hate that feeling of driving through areas you knew as a child and had this unique feeling too them and its all gone now. going through the 6162 and 6163 this weekend was sobering. used to have lots greenery, quirky wog architecture, unassuming post-war architecture, corner shops and small family shops, all being replaced with grim concrete shitboxes
what's his name mate?
>>150508456Driving through covers is a pretty elite feeling
worcs are kinda decent at white ball cricket desualways quite surprised to see them in the business end of tournaments but they seem to do alri most seasons. do bottle it eventually thoughbeit
>>150508434t. public servant laptop thumberwhat department are you "working" in lmao
got the nerdy neek rattled because I insulted his little rainbow (gay) corsair lol
only absolute loser freaks have a desktop computer in the current year
>GYBE! taken off Spotify >all Joni Mitchell albums now onThe music gods giveth and taketh away, much like the cricket gods
>every mech has rgb and is a corsairnever said i had either champcorsair does have non rgb keebs thoughbeittry projecting less
>>150508502just torrent lmao
sorry I only listen to takes about music by people who know the difference between a guitar and a piano
I can remember a particular cover drive I played as well as my first kiss. Came in at 11. First ball, op clearly didn’t rate me as they brought the whole field up and started chirping about how fucked I was against this fast bowler. Got on the front foot and middled it perfectly. Creamed it like Michael Vaughan in his pomp. Fielders didn’t move. Even the umpire applauded. The the wicketkeeper kissed me lol
>>150508476Obviously we're helped in this tourno by only losing Hose to the H*ndred, whereas most other counties lost at least a handful of playersBut the team has a good mix of experience and great young talent (Ethan Brookes is elite and will be off to the H*ndred and franchise leagues soon unfortunately, and this Lategan fella looks a great find), so I do expect us to be fairly competitive in these compsWasn't completely sure about the bowling attack because it's all a bit same-y (right arm medium-fast) but they've done pretty well this year, Tom Taylor in particular bowls some absolute seeds
>>150508516this but mp3 and flac
nobody can tell mp3 and flac. even /mu/ agrees correct guesses are all based on a coinflip
>>150508502Fav Joni song/album/story? She wrote Free Man In Paris about David Geffen (billionaire record owner) being a "closet" battyboi. He begged her to take it off C&S but she didn't kek
>just go on this shitty Russian website and download weird files you then have to split>oh yeah just download this separate program to help you download that file>oh and download another program to split the file you downloaded into separate flacs >now download a third program to play the flacs
Insight into the mind of a tarq
Live version of Shadows and Light The Jungle LineLast time I saw Richard
>flaccy b
Reading The sea in Russian strategy by Andrew Monaghan and Richard Connolly
hello I am very smart, I read many books on history and politics because I am very smart. thank you
mums cooking a roast
Does he have any irredeemable qualities?
Tonight's 'no.
>>150508534>trusting /mu/>>150508541>he's never DDLed individual flacs before just entire albums>he doesn't know WMP, itunes, and any normal music player can play flacsyou're either completely disingenous or completely retardedeither way do us all a favour and set your phone on fire
not seen that one but Travolta is one of those forgotten actors who was in lots of 'nos
>>150508619nta but a nuke goes missing or some shit like that and terrorists find it iirc, hence the name
I'm a soulseek man like my father before me
>downloads individual songs>trying to be an authority on musickekKEK
but for me it's under siege iykwim haha>>150508634this but irc, limewire, and kazaa chad
Reckon The Nigger of The Narcissus might be the greatest sea novel, but will never now get the props it deserves due to the problematic title
don't reply to me freak
based limewire KING
>>150508541>paying to not own musicRuski torrent is legit or slsk at least>>150508560Interesting choices. I like some of her latter day songs at the mo' (the album versions are terrible)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwgTSC-stIMJust her and her six strings don't need nowt elsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wn2qaUhtxM
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DL ENTIRE WLBUMS IN ONE FILE>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DL AN ALBUM SPLIT INTO DIFFERENT FILESmake up your mind retard
$0 is really good. wtf zachy really does know musicif it were just an instrumental it'd be like something you'd hear created by some classic composer to play at a eulogy
>>150508638fuck i forgot bearshare and dc++ iykwim haha
I can afford to pay for the convenience of not using torrents. Torrents are a poor person thing. Imagine telling a girl you’re going to be watching Broken Arrow, but instead of taking her to the kinoplex you are watching some Chinese camrip with fan subtitles on your phone
why you use apple musicstream the stuff that's available torrent the stuff that isnt available
Yes but you couldn't conceive a situation where you have no internet or phone coverage.
>150508670imagine not already having the remux on your nasimagine thinking kinoplexes play broken arrow in current yearkys yourself dumb cunt
think I'll have the crab followed by the lamb on Tuesday
Spotify lets you download so you can play without internet. As a hard working Londoner, I can’t let the music stop every time I use the underground
It's not about being cool or uncool. Streaming is like buying an electric car that you need to pay monthly to "unlock" the full engone power or whatever shyte Tesla does. Torrent/slsk is like a diesel truck. Also streaming is incredibly energy inefficient compared to just playing a local fileWhat Spotify has is the playlists thing that's cool
I'm not into music as much because I'm older not but lmao we're still talking about rutracker in current year? are zoomers capable of doing anything other than le content creation?did they invent anything better than foobar yet?
>>150508731yes no and no!
On wall sesh at climbing gym Sen followed by Cameron Winter at the roundhouse in December who coming
>>150508719>What spotify has is the playlist thing that's coolagreed with what you said until thisplaylists are just text files they're so damn easy to make or find/replace on different devices>>150508731doubt most zoomers even know what fb2k is let alone could make a player like itif they tried to do it it'd be some electron bs with share buttons everywhere iykwim haha
Just use YouTube to MP3 websites for any music and free streaming websites for any TV / moviesPretty simple, no need to take the risk with torrents
>>150508731gen z don't understand file systems and bruv wants them to make a windows program looool
Shan’t be making any more effort to listen to music than having to type Hejira into the Spotify search bar
Spent the morning meticulously documenting my old Pokemon card collection and working out its current value£963 apparentlyNot sure I really trust the website values though, actual sale price would probably be half that I guess
You can get them free at McDonalds m8
>>150508797Not if you spiller soda all over them. Then it's likely they'd be worth less than half.
suppose I'll allow that pokemon post because it and dbz are the only /cric/ approved animes
All this Joni talk forgot to say i had a rather enjoyable morning on court sesh. Videod this one should have some cracking rallies immortalised. Want to eat but also admiring my lean post on court sesh body before the samosas. Competitive training starts next week>>150508789Hejira (song) tuning is my fav Joni tuning if you're a six string strummer try it
yesterday quite an eye-opener, found out beyond doubt the white, and even the Welsh man, is simply athletically inferior to the Japanese man
little shambles pub crawl zachy mate? what we saying?
>>150508762I mean zoomers can share their lists with each other even as a caveman (remember Morpheus?) it's a nice way for music lovers to bond
>>150508771you're so fucking retardedno one takes a risk with torrents if they can into read 3 fucking chars at the end of a filename - just don't dl exes newfagand you can easily dl with cli programs if you're not a spastic - but you are
>>150508841daniel
were zachy and daniel lovers?captcha: GAYjm lmao
explain why zoomers take a long video (say a movie scene) then turn it into a 10 second short with subtitles flashing across the screen and the current word highlighted in yellow?
>you can call me a loser in real life all you want, but in the downloading torrents from Russian websites world, you’re the loser
>>150508797get some card condoms and get them graded>>150508852surely zoomers can up their m3us to rapidshare, mega, zippy, or w/ei do know they can't into file explorers but still think they can into cyber thoughever
>>150508670>Imagine telling a girl you’re going to be watching Broken Arrow, but instead of taking her to the kinoplex you are watching some Chinese camrip with fan subtitles on your phonebit of a devastating truthnuke this one (that's why nobody answered) and something I've often though about myself desugirls now are all over spotify and subscription models in general. imagine saying you don't use any of that. it'd be so joever
micksperg be like>disregard females, acquire dodgy malware from Ivan in St Petersburg
nobody answered because no one wanted to give him a (You), you fucking spasticl2ctrl+f
>>150508930zachy often self-replies (sometimes through personas) when he gets annoyed after nobody is interested in his hot takes. usually really obvious to spot
>>150508912The concept of local files barely exists in zoomer girl's brains (and they decide what's cool/uncool) everything is uploding to cloud or streaming or whatever. It is what it is. If i was a zoomer then i'd have no choice but to be a slave to the game. It's an interesting time for how music is consumed/distributed and soon made (AI)
>imagine thinking kinoplexes play broken arrow in current yearyou just completely avoided the point lmao
I remember when I found out that that one girl who used to paint some shit used to lurk here at the same time. She must've been retarded.
>>150508962Imagine caring what women thinkJoin the volcel revolution
some gone way too quick, think it was the whole moving during it thing might have to go away for some autumnal sun
what are we predicting for the Eng vs SA ODIs?
summer*Not sure what happened there
Nothing ickier than penny pinching; torrenting combines penny pinching with being a nerd.>put on the new Sabrina Carpenter song anon! We want a dance!>yeah just a minute, I’m looking for a metadata file that doesn’t end in .exe and also has enough seeders
>>150509043ktim
>What are we predicting a boring series of mindless sloggery
>>150509034All rained off
mad how - despite having generational tarq landlord wealth - zachy has only ever been on one proper holiday in his adult life
define proper holiday
you can still put on the latest popsloppa for a lass with youtube plus an adblocktorrenting is a bit neeky I admit (quite autistic to manage all the files and tags) but spotify is shite for people with elite taste (me) and vinyls / CDs are a gimmick
I'm so glad these zoomzooms don't know about this stuff desuthe moment you teach them they post it all over tiktok and share step by step instructions like complete tardsthey shut down all the book sites that way too
somewhere outside of your comfort zone
>>150508962lol, lmao evenjust be a chad
>>150509118lived in Bulgaria for a year so it's two really
Andy CaddickNow THERE was a bowlsman
>>150509108that was some freak who wrote a star wars book that did it
>>150508926>he still can't into what file formats are safe to dlapplied for a turn your pc on licence yet mate
why ol neeky wings in such a bad mood again. oh yeah because today is just like any other day. whingy git
>>150508964>implying giving them money>thinking i missed the pointhow small's your hat champ
last day of summer dark nights ahead maharishi corduroy trousers weather soon
not in a bad mood at allabout to curl THE FUCK out of the barbell (another item comfortably wider than your arms)
Wonder if my local kinoplex will be showing No Other Choice (2025)They do go for slightly arthouse/international choices sometimes, so I hope so
>>150509200>>150509200>>150509200
not an exercise
>>150509108>they shut down all the book sites that way toothat's more because those sites got publicity due to ityou can still find some but it's bs how zlib and/or scihub got fucked cheers to money grubbing small hats
>>150509043>he still can't into ddl or sorting by seeders (descending)delete your phone britjeet
>doubling down on the nerd shit like that doesn’t prove the pointYou can’t put a price on not being a loser. I could squeeze past the barriers every time I take a train, or shoplift my groceries. Would save me a few pence a week, but I have self respect so I so don’t.
>I have self respect>I could squeeze past the barriers instead of putting on weight
