prepare tissues*

only thing getting beat is my meat

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best friends turned enemies, what a twist!

>>150467096
I'd stick my head under this towel and take a big whiff

Get fucking hype lads

>>150467052
Hows the weather in tel aviv

>>150467096
holy mids of /tennis/

>>150467096
if this was a movie, they'd be the quiet ones who didn't get picked when everyone was pairing off, and they ended up with each other, but in the end they build a relationship and go on adventures and lez off etc

i am going to goon fanatically to this tennis match

>>150467052
Rip that little chink apart, Len.

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i'll just be watching

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>We're supposed to be allies you maniac!

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>>150467390
>Lena: "I don't even know who you are anymore"

>>150467616
is this real

>>150467096
>Rybakina looking like she's absolutely seething that Emma isn't making conversation
>Emma utterly oblivious even by her standards
Kekkekkekkekkekkek

>>150467096
wow

AIDS vs. ladyboy, who will win?

>>150467331
did you eat your frogs yet?

>>150467052
*thumbs*

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>>150468027
i'm gettin' real close

they're on court

not even sure if the stream is in 720 shaking my head my head

it is time emma bros

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leeeees gooo

>>150467616
God I love AI
>>150467665
It was real in my mind

>>150468090
corr freddo

So in 90 minutes I'm back to make the "it happened again thread"

>>150468250
puh-lease...............................!
110 minutes...

coaching carousel mentioned

.........
...80 minutes...

>>150467708
Kek, keep making these yellow fever bongs seethe

btw Jelena is far qter literally not even a contest

disgrace

>already broken
kek

i don't feel so good

its over

59 minutes

12 frogs
i shall eat a frog for every game emma wins
might end up eating 0

>>150467616
>my electricity bills are surging because incels are using their graphics cards for this
What a time to be alive

>>150467052
Emma sisters...

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>>150468306
based penko fan

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Commentators spilling the beans on Vukov the abuser. SVU should arrest him on the spot.

WHATS THE FUCKING SCORE NOW THEN EMMASIMPS
>0

emma always takes a few games to get going

>>150468387
Idc she's Canadian / Romanian / Chinese, she doesn't represent me (when she's losing)

>>150468396
Yeah, she's a fifth set specialist

give her your energy lads

>>150468396
oh shes going in a few games alright
>home

>>150468382
I want to kiss you

~12 frogs lined up on my desk~
~12 frogs lined up on my desk~
~emma wins a game~
~emma wins a game!~
~11 frogs lined up on my desk!~

hate when the editor randomly decides to stick with that autistic low shot for a whole point where you have no clue whether any shot's going in or out

SLO MO BOUNCING BOBS I love this "sport"

who is this clown dei announcer throwing out every scrap of drama and asking the stupidest questions?

we needed tittytova to beat lena in round 2

not even a contest this

too big too strong

>>150468508
too sexy

Let's fucking go Emma.

So it's gonna happen AGAIN

>>150468430
>abonons double-figure frogs die peacefully of old age

>>150468362
Are they 64

>>150468517
to the practice court for 2 years

might have to bill her for these frogs does she have any idea how expensive chocolate is now

the annoying thing with best of 3 is those times when it takes emma 3 sets to get going there's not enough match to play; a fundamental error in the scoring system

>>150468569
h-how much are they australia?

someone tell female Borat's coach to shut up

Wish Vukov would shut tf up for 1 sec

She's getting TROUNCED
she's getting PUMMELLED
she's getting SPANKED
she's getting OBLITERATED
she's getting BATTERED
she's getting SCHOOLED
she's getting FLOMPED
she's getting BAMBOOZLED
she's getting DINGO-DANGLED
she's getting AN EARLY BATH

well, that was SHORT, SWEET and FUCKING BRUTAL RITUAL HUMILIATION, eh, emmafans?

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>Its disrupting me

u que lo que pone vas que tu vase

Emma's getting gaped, and not in a good way :\

>>150468527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0fuVoSa3dc

>>150468593
>>150468595
painful :(

>>150468585
so annoying

>coach player to 6-1 set win
>commentators hate you

THIS IS OUR SET, EMMA BROS

emma looks like a man

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>>150468583
i got what was half price i ain't made of monies

down syndrome fraud

vs

top model amazon


I will never understand tranny's tastes, they'd rather want a down syndrome fraud to make mixed babies with

>>150468630
that works out at 15p per frog
wtf that's incredibly cheap, they're like 4 or 5 times that here!

>>150468630
>$7
wtf

Oh God she's going to choke from 40-0 isn't she

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a good luck webm perhaps

this is bad bros......

Good lord Emma, stop throwing games

i would like to see emma in wilson outfits

Dailymail readers are not going to be happy over this performance

>>150467052
Radicanu is a fucking goblina, hope she gets absolutely rekt

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correction: i would like to see all players in wilson outfits

>>150468636
Nignogs reduced the whiteboi to chasing the lower rung of females

Emma won this in 2021, didyakno?
seems like a looooong time ago now. Doesn't it.

this is grim

>>150468617
It's not like they have to turn the microphone on the coach's box so loud everyone can hear his constant blather

>>150468692
its not that good
absolute rayping

Everytime she's gonna hit the winner, she whiffs it.

>>150468703
I would whiff it, if you know what I mean

*puts frogs away*
next time froggos

>>150468630
you gonna have $3 worth of frogs left over

Emma needs one of these eastern euro drill sargeants to give her a talking to

>>150468739
delicious

>>150468739
cooorr

It's not over yet

>>150468713
NOT SO FAST

>>150468729
and she should be fully naked during it

She's so fucking shit when she plays against anyone inside the top 20, except Navarro for some reason

>>150468757
Because Navarro is perhaps the most fraudulent.

>>150468743
why don't they throw in a towel
spare us all this embarrassment

>>150468801
can i have the towel when she's done with it

Emma should get a new coach, that should sort it out.

>he's still reacting after every stinking point
this commentator is causing me to physically cringe

>>150468753
idk she's won 2 games since i put them away

Tha male commentator might as well take his headphones off and go down there and square up with Vukov. He really hates him.

That's only the fourth game Emma has ever won against Rybakina, in two matches

>>150468695
I switched to russian stream. Much better audio balance. Can't hear Vukov at all most of the time. Why does ESPN insist on having him so loud meanwhile complaining about how he doesn't shut up?

>>150468824
there's a "nice guy"-"asshole" dynamic between the two

its too easy to just say Emma's shit. she obviously isn't, she just isn't humble enough to actually bust a gut to try and compete when she knows the opponent is better.

a shitter ranked 80 to 100 would put up a better fight

>>150468822
you can save them till next time Emma reaches a slam final.

>>150468846
shes been counting her pay cheque since the first game. Unironic Disgrace, the shameless bint.

>>150468851
i'll uh check the expiration date

Someone get the thread™ ready

>>150468822
Your snacking is holding Emma back. You need to fast during her games.

>>150468846
>she just isn't humble enough to actually bust a gut to try and compete when she knows the opponent is better.
No, her game just really is that weak when you put her against someone who takes the ball that early and aggressively as Rybakina (and most top 20 players)

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y'all told me she was gonna win uso without fluke this time
holy kek

>>150468863
the way she casually talked about liking the idea of the mixed doubles being brought into all the majors, presumably thinking she'd always be invited to play in it, shows she doesn't think she needs to be competitive anymore

>mboko
>eala
>emma
why are all they all worthless frauds?

>>150468884
you expect the man to starve for 57 minutes?

>>150468898
1 of these is not like the others

>>150468851
So hopefully never, I don't want another pandemic

>the Vogue editor is literally in Emma's box

>>150468907
how do i get into emmas box

emma looks flat (emotionally)
reckon she's PMSing

Imagine watching females' tennis. Not even an hour has gone by and this match is already over, and its a match between two supposedly really good players in a grand slam tournament. Purely pathetic. Slash the prize money to just one tenth of what the men earn and give the rest to the men.

A DISGRACE

>>150468915
>emma looks flat
yeah, looks more like Xi (or Winnie the Pooh) by the day

i'm done

HAPPENED AGAIN STATUS: SO IT

she really is absolutely fraudulent

>>150468920
I think they should count all the games in the previous year's tournament, and allocate prize money proportion to men's games (number) to women's games (number). That way a 7-6 7-6 7-6 thriller of a woman's match doesn't get penalised against a 6-0 6-0 6-0 mens, but a 6-0 6-0 womens counts for jack shit

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>>150468915
yeah, i wanted to webm some expressions
but she just isn't showing any

>>150468784
what are you supposed to do when your opponent is an actual tennis player, it's not fair
she should lodge a complaint with the lta

fuck, she made it to 1hr+, JUST.
DISGRACE

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Fakkin hell

It happened again

emma doesn't seem her normal self

>>150468971
>>150468971
>>150468971

>>150468970
usually she's screaming after every point but here she just looks defeated :(

Emma :(

never mind champ. we'll get em next time eh

not even a hug from the doubles frens

>>150468978
she played exactly as she always plays and as always she lost

Elena :) Emma ):

well, Emmasimps, any new excuses to offer today?

>>150468920
everyone campaigns for more money, if the men are too beta to ask to play best of 3 instead of best of 5, that's on them.

i took a sick day from work FOR THIS????????????????

The weird thing about Emma is no matter how good she gets at winning against literally whos, without fail she will show up against big players and get a savage beatdown 9 out of 10 times

She is still so far from the actual best

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>>150468999
we'll have to wait for the press conference but i reckong her autnie's dog has died or something

>No hug

I told you guys, Rybakina isn't hot.

>>150469006
>day
could have just rearranged your lunch hour

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>>150469017

>>150469007
shes actually better against Saba tbf
this was just a fucking pasting

Emma isn't a morning person. She plays better in the evening and at night.

>>150469041
oh no

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STATZ!

Rybakina wasn't great and even then she couldn't do anything just awful.

>>150469049
That's true but Saba was coming back after a month vacation, she wasn't at her best that whole tournament
But I agree it's unfair to say that it always happens, I know Emma beat Pegula and Navarro too, but it happens a lot for someone who wants to be at that same level

>>150469091
yeah i have to agree. any time she gets drawn against a sabs or an igor or a coco or a lena i just think "fuck, its over"

(not the guy you replied to btw)

>>150468999
the air wasn't right. her socks were too new. her racket was left handed.
time to sack the coach.

>>150469137
Hearty kek have you thought about an career in PR?

>>150468978
Yeah she seemed to show more human emotions than usual. From bored to slightly peeved to a little more bored

>>150468926
Off to the uygur gulag for you

>>150467179
Hot and dry with a slight chance of Iranian missiles

>>150469041
Her orange white outfit reminds me of a cute cosplay jumpsuit ive seen, fark, cant remember, ill have the pic saved somewhere, there goes my afternoon

>>150477300
Godspeed Ozanon
good job you had nothing trivial to do otherwise.