J. J. Giltinan Shield editionNRL>GAME 1Canberra Raiders v Wests Tigers3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoGIO Stadium1.24-4.10>Contrasting Rnd 25 fortunes for these sides in classic games. One triumped with an unforgettable last play, the other faded to drop out of the Top 8 race.Raiders 1-12 3.25Raiders 13+ 1.83Tigers 1-12 5.00Tigers 13+ 12.00Raiders -12.5 1.91 Tigers +12.5 1.89>GAME 2St George-Illawarra Dragons v Manly Sea-Eagles5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoJubilee Stadium2.96-1.88>The Dragons will be boosted by the return of players from their lengthy injury toll while the Sea-Eagles need to keep winning as they pursue a Top 8 spot.Dragons 1-12 3.15Dragons 13+ 4.10Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.00Sea-Eagles 13+ 4.00Dragons +0.5 1.93 Sea-Eagles -0.5 1.87>GAME 3North Queensland Cowboys v Brisbane Broncos 7:35pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Queensland Country Bank Stadium2.44-1.56>The Cowboys have a chance to end their disappointing 2025 season on a high note with a derby win, as their arch enemies plan their Finals campaign.Cowboys 1-12 3.50Cowboys 13+ 5.90Broncos 1-12 2.95Broncos 13+ 2.85Cowboys +4.5 1.86 Broncos -4.5 1.95>Super Coach Finalsleague code 143322
NRLW>GAME 1Canberra Raiders v Wests Tigers12:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9GIO Stadium1.20-3.66>Zahara Temara had five try assists as the Raiders made it back-to-back wins. Last time they played in Canberra, the visitors lost a nine-try thriller.Raiders 1-12 2.70Raiders 13+ 2.20Tigers 1-12 4.30Tigers 13+ 12.00Raiders -9.5 1.82 Tigers +9.5 1.99>GAME 2St George-Illawarra Dragons v New Zealand Warriors3:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Jubilee Stadium1.82-2.02>The visitors enter Round 9 one point outside the Top 6 as they take on the Dragons.Dragons 1-12 2.75Dragons 13+ 4.20Warriors 1-12 2.90Warriors 13+ 5.00Dragons +1.5 1.91 Warriors -1.5 1.89>GAME 3North Queensland Cowboys v Sydney Roosters5:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEMQueensland Country Bank Stadium5.30-1.16>The hosts are building nicely with a three-game winning streak, but face a massive test against the undefeated competition leaders.Cowboys 1-12 5.80Cowboys 13+ 19.00Roosters 1-12 2.95Roosters 13+ 1.76Cowboys +13.5 1.97 Roosters -13.5 1.84
SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Hull KR v St Helens05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.32-3.45>Round 24 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Park.>GAME 2Warrington Wolves v Salford Red Devils05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.01-31.00>Round 24 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.>GAME 3Hull FC v Leeds Rhinos00:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo2.55-1.53>Round 24 of the Super League from MKM Stadium.>GAME 4Wakefield Trinity v Huddersfield Giants 02:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo1.17-4.80>Round 24 of the Super League from The Diy Kitchens Stadium.>GAME 5Catalans Dragons v Wigan Warriors 05:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo4.80-1.19>Round 24 of the Super League from Stade Gilbert Brutus.
>>150467371pooders (but lets hope the upset round continues) pooganspooboys
>Salford beat WarringtonSam it's over for you
El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
good morning gentlemen.. and danny
>>150473064
>>150473064https://youtu.be/d8kq23vJE6o
>>150474771this is an /nrl/ thread, i think you’re lost
>>150474771gayfl riding our coat tails again
Cheese & Spring Onion scones
Sun dried tomato scones
>scones
scones should only go with jam & cream m8
The Storm have ended their partnerships with the Brisbane Tigers, Sunshine Coast Falcons and North Sydney Bears. Seems like they're going to have their own NSW Cup team
makes sense as it will align with the u17s & u19s sides in the NSWRL comps too. plus NSW Cup is just a much better standard for reserve grade.
Massive win for the NSW state of Origin team, massive win for the Broncos, massive win for the Dolphins
>>150476322The Competition with the Norths Devils is the best standard of Reserve Grade.
Today’s tip. The one last week ran second so got a refund to waste on multis. Todays will probably be the same
holy retarded worst norths customer
Just did 19 big nuggety poos lads
>>150476843ran third actually
>>150476885Shit it did too. Makes no diff I guess, if you’re not first, you’re last if only betting the win
>>150476863Did a massive sludge shit the other day filled from the bottom of the toilet to a couple of inches above the water line had a mild head ache and felt groggy b4 hand about half hour after the deed I was all better
Is "The Devil Wears Prada" an enjoyable movie to watch if you are a non-homosexual male?
Honestly, any guy who enjoys a razor-sharp comedy about power and a toxic boss will get a kick out of it. It's way less about fashion and way more about Meryl Streep being an iconic, terrifying force of nature.
>>150477306Dunno, not seen it. If you need a chick flick to watch with the missus go with Pretty Woman or Mean Girls
Iunisi-Ruby Smith-Tufulele-Fifita is ON
Hmmm can't help but notice all these Raiders tries are NOT going through Jetaya
she ded
>>150477306The opening scene has different women getting dressed for the day including putting on different types of panties
>>150478679>checkeHOLY SHIThttps://youtu.be/bG_xdkGrwSA
>faidettes
I go out for matcha smoothies and the Tigers are ahead when I come back??
>>150479392It’s upset weekend m8
was she wearing a mouth guard?
>>150479459>mouth guard
>>150474771Everyone was talking shit about the lions player but you can clearly see the swanfag smack him in the dick first
jetaya fg incoming
Jetaya's kicking has the radiettes BAMBOOZLED
jetaya bros...
>>150479514>>150464519>>150464645>when you get caught talking to yourself kek
Based FG getter. She should give Cleary a lesson in not hitting the post
>>150477152>>150476863
>>15047686338 points will get the win most of the time
>talking about foundation nrlw peemsKek. KEK
Off to roller derby
Legendary expert NRL tipper here. Coming 1st in a comp of 20k, currently on a 6 game perfect streak. I'm feeling very generous today, so here are my expert tips:Tigers to beat raiders by 4 pointsDragons to beat eagles by 10 pointsBroncos to beat cowboys by 16 pointsThank me later.
>>150479914
Damn Jada Taylor turned into a fatty
Tigers players assuming the reaming position
Which club was the most disappointing this season and why didn't Wayne Bennett fix them?
>3pm kickoff
Why would Wayne fix the Cowboys?
kinda want poogers to get up for the keks
>>150480086Seconded
surely they can’t fade this?
anyone else seethe when they see jake duke because of what he did to our girl?
>>150480086>>150480096>>150480123NO!
Based Jake Duke
>>150480136>$3Better late than never I guess
This is what I think of when I hear the name jake duke
>ethan strange’s themehttps://youtu.be/_JoZS6LgqYI
poogers looking feisty
>>150480182They did last week for an hour too
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD
respectfully tackles your knee
we'll waste our challenge thanks
Ref has monkey arms
>>150480179>not People Are Strange by The Doors for shame anon
He had the ball stripped while dancing
holy orefgutan
just coconut things
NICE CATCH YOU FUCKIGN SPASPTIC CUNT
HA HA GET FUCKED POOROOVA YOU CUNT
Nice catch TuruvaNOT
don't lose your heads poogers
penaltysix moretry
I like the fact the Raiders are gonna be minor premiers.
BERRY RIPE!
>poopali in charge of not obstructing the defence
>>150480311will be replying to this post depending on what happens in this game
Her lip fillers don't look ridiculous on the fieldhttps://www.instagram.com/jaymemillard/
COMEBACK
CLAWBACK MEOW MEOW MEOW LETS GO POOOOGERS
Just ate a box of nacho cheese shapes
BIG RED
Poogers are really pushing the envelope in the ruck
>>150480400https://youtu.be/hqJ5gKZNkuY
The Raiders half back is acting Fogarty
ref letting both peems get away with murder in the ruck tbqh
>>150480395based mailmen
ref letting both peems commit war crimes in the ruck desu
long meme dropout poogers try
POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
ROARBACK
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERS
Based whistling ad
>a little bit fruitywhat did Ginnane mean by this?
>>150480525https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg
>>150480525Was he talking about Fogarty
FUCK OFF BADGER LET HIM HAVE IT
wish that was a try
shart poopouts are worse than taking the poo
Call me crazy but I think throwing 2 passes and advancing 10m should count as taking your advantage.
Ricky's young fellah goes alright
>>150480709>young fellah
>pooai
think a biff might be looming lads
>he heemed himselfkek
Based strange trampling that coconut
respectfully heems himself
>struggling against the Tigers at home
>>150480744well he is a little bit fruity
investigation into refs saying "you can review it, do you want to review it? remember you can review it"
poogers bros...
>>150480802put some respect on your minor premiers fellah
13+ bros we are so BACK
>>150467371>J. J. Giltinan Shield editionBased knower
ROYCE CUNT
THE SHEILAS HAVE DROPPED THE SHIELD
FG looms
please clap
should've been the wahs :(
>>150480851ynr Loz dropping the Winfield Cup and breaking it in ‘89
Canberra deserve it they've been consistently not shit most of the year
>>150480865WAH! https://youtu.be/2Clwoyl28sk
If they could align the video and audio, that’d be great
fark, ricky getting emotional
pooders were robbed in 2019
>>150480893If he wasn’t an emotional guy we wouldn’t get the kino blow up pressers
>>150480898>podders were robbed in 2019
>>150480323I am awaiting your praise for my prescience
https://youtu.be/8MogrxQEoH4?si=hQRcX3MTj5l6a6Vc
>thanking the tigs like it’s a gfThese cunts are gone in September
Not if they treat every game like a gf
>thank youse
Where’s Waidies girl?
>>150480932No peem has done that and not fallen short
>>150480940>he doesn’t know
I can see them getting into the prelim, they’re not likely to lose twice at home. Then it depends who can beat them.*hits bubblegum vape*Realistically Penrith, Melbourne, Easts, Broncos. Okay so they’re minor premiers and underdogs
>st george let in 40 last week>manly 98 points behind roosters p/dThis might get ugly
This could go either way. Seibs is looking chubby
>>150480942broncGODS is 1993
>>150480976No m8
Canterbury in 1995
TIME 4 P O K I E S ! ! !
That year Souths won 11 straight and any loss would’ve knocked them out, it was in the 50’s
>>150480999Not calling it the Great Rabbitoh miracle, c’mon man >1955>>150480999
1955
>>150481002Yeah sorry I was thinking 1952 for some reason just looked it up
JDBs missus is pretty cute. Can’t believe he’d cheat on her with that lying skank.
I wish I could be as virtuous as Sonny Bill Williams
Steak: seasoned and on the counter getting to room temp. Asparagus: trimed and washed. I may also throw a handful of chips in the air fryer
>Grand Final is Oct 5th>I'll be on vacaGoddamn it
tyrell sloan really truly is just not very good at rugby league football
Stupid play by Pooly
FUCK SAKE BROOKS JUST GIVE IT TO DALY YOU DUMB FUCK
>>150481018There's a South American soccer club founded by Palestinian refugees called Palestina or something like that it could be their shirt
/alf/ anon here. shall be lurking in this thread tonight as theres no footy on.
>>150481018
>>150481054He’s more a try celebratorhttps://youtube.com/shorts/hcH_VwruTEA
alright mate welcome please don't try fingering anyone without consent
poogans bros...
lazy defence
Chookbros, we eating good next year
>>150481072>t. John Hopowate
guthoSLIP
Isabelle Kelly has just crushed a woman's leg to DUST with her bare forearms
morning lads
>>150481083webm when you get a chance fella
Nice tackle GuthoNOT
>>150481084Hello
hey up pombro
gutho did his best to kill that move
LOVELY
>>150481084No Pepe?
Would never have guessed he's from Dalby
>>150481052You can take a break from it for 2 hours
back lads
>>150481121still half asleep mate need a coffee BUT NOTHING IN THE HOUSE will scoot out at half time
only 2 family members tipped poogans will it pay off?!??
>how far forward should we throw it?Yes.
>>150481145If they’re not in the top 5, does it matter?
>fatt plodge
DCError
>>150481153thats the thingTHEY ARE
stripping should just be allowed it's too complicated otherwise
>>150481130Will likely time a meal around it.
>>150481173Find a pub or something that'll be showing it, unless you have watchnrl then just get a room service steak or whatever you want
bit boring in here *summons SebLORD*
fucking guthershit
HE FAST
>>150481185
Gutho picks up where he left off last week
didn't even make him have to pass
beautiful sky
Munro did it better
>>150481197
DCELITE
>tipped poogans
They might put 60 on them
>>150481182>Find a pub or something that'll be showing itUnlikely. I'll be in Istanbul and I doubt they're into league. Anyways, if you see a Turk flag later on that'll be me.
HE’S ELITE E’SELITE
>>150481209will keep an eye out baldylocks
>>150481209There's 5 rugby league clubs in Istanbul
No try
THATS A TRYT R Y
>>150481220
>says decision madeDoesn’t make a decision
>>150481218Kek I have all my hair
>>150481235I see your unfamiliar with this level of refspeak
>>150481232Yeah, anyway if you want to be adventurous you'll find yourself eating soup for breakfast and watching the gf with several Turks who probably speak pretty good English with an Australian accent.Emre Guler on the Dragons is a Turk
>king-togiaMore like Queen-Togia IYKWIM
ANYONE SEEN GUTHO
lolwut
>manly robbed of 2 tries
>decision madeGhey
>DECISION MADEcan tell this bunker bloke is an absolute shitcunt
Refchads stay winning
kek just fold the poogans seriously
just had a mad feed from Subway thought you guys should know
Halftime is steak time
time for dindins, decision made
Going to need a Tommy T hat trick lads
dragons don't seem to care about this match
I knew a very particular lad from Fiji, so good he even made the squad for the Specific Championship once d:-D
it’s spelt Spacific m8
I’ll tell you one thing for free lads that Catriona Rowntree can still get it
>>150481437Lel I get it
>>150481083Did they break her jaw in response?
CUMBACK
*burns your sea cliff nest*
It's poor coaching. Just tell them they need to win big and the other team aren't as good as they think they are
NEED turbo to score lads
What is Glenn Stewart doing out there??
you now remember wendell sailors son played for broncos for a bit
Must win game for the Broncs if they are to avoid a certain death clash with the Roosters in week one finals
desu half the people in Brisbane could be big Dells son
got my hopes up and everything
tfw you now remember the broncos
come on poogans at least fuck up gayly's chance of a finals run
He's playing in England. I know this because I got his card the other week on rl26 pro league
STREAKER ALERT
gutho should've handed it off to him, bro was absolutely gunning it
Hey Paddy have they made the game not terrible yet?
watch all the broncos customers log on for their 80 mins of /nrl/ poosting for the week
Nope. They even fixed the goalkickers so they weren't all right footed but that's broken again
>>150481601I watch every game m8
its ackshully the poocos haters that log in every poocos game
FIREBACK
>>150481601kek so true but for 60mins
2 tries 2 minutes LETS GO
who the hell is this african?
Get on with it I'm only here for 60 minutes of a broncos game.
they only gave it to him because he's african american
LETS GO BRONCGODS
Who drunk here?
bit early aye
>>150481674/nrl/ is a sober poomunity
4/5 lads
>>150481674Me lad. WON'T be posting as much because
holy cringe
THEY GLOW NOW?!?!?!
>glowboys
HOLY KEK WHAT A FUCK UP
STAGGS IS MY FAVOURITE PLAYER!!! PUT HIM ON FOR 5 TRIES TONIGHT
>the fast samurai
WALSH AND SHIBBBIIIIII
SHAMFUR ATTEMPTU AT TACKRE
Channel 9 commentators sound like they are falling asleep in the studio.
Glow in he dark jerseys for both teams, glow in the dark ball and glow in the dark field markings. No floodlights.
>>150481738Tiring being forced to glaze the broncos weekly
ponga already glows in the dark after a saturday night ;)
>>150481738hard not to with these peems desu
SEND HIM OFF SCUMDOGS
noooooooooo don’t slightly touch our twink
the glowing effect doesn't really work from a distance
>>150481751Only under a UV lamp
GET THE FUCKING TRAINERS OFF THE FIELDits fucking 9 minutes in get your shit together
MY FAVOURITE PLAYER STAGGS 1/5 TRYS SO FAR!!
inb4 Glowwies score 5 unanswered tries
>>150481801DELETE THIS
*tick*one down YEEEEEEHAW
>letting 12 men score on you
>>150481816>twink fullbacks
>>150481816Based KP
Are the Broncos the worst at catching bombs?
>>150481831he prefers the full 13
>grubcos
OBSTRUCTION fuck off
*tick*two down YEEEEEHAW
madge and the senior senior leadership team really need to write the senior senior leadership team and get a hold of this ship
>>150481145So it turns out they were just retarded
are you having a stroke m8?
Hey guys, my internet is being really slow right now. Could somebody tell me the last time the Brisbane Broncos won an NRLM Premiership?
learn to fucking pass walsh you dumb cunt>hunt dead
what a FORWARD young man Walsh is
>>150481888The National Rural Livelihood Mission (NRLM) has never played the NRL m8
Kokoda!
why is Nanai such a lazy cunt?
you know why, thats why you're asking
you should email him
>>150481888>NRLM
those look good
so this is the power of QLD?
DID SOMEONE SAY QUEEEEEENNNSSSLLAAANNDDDAHHHH?!?!?!
kek walsh grubbers for walters.. shouldn’t it be the other way around?
walsh is in his head again
*tick* three down YEEEEHAW
MOOBACK
based walsh with the try assist
>>150481801Based knower
Broncos are playing for the top 4, Cowboys are playing to win
>>150481961Walsh is just no good at passing the ball.
>>150481986https://youtu.be/4J9c0noZvVw
BILLY FUCKING WALTERS
FORWARD
Good pass good finish
Did he just say Josh Reynolds instead of Adam?
>>150482018>FORWARD
hold your horses
FORWARD AGAIN
>>150482004this should be used for finals footy or vegas, cracking tune
TWINK POWER
>two tries in two minutes
WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH
unanswered try counter awfully quiet right now
40 points in 40 minutes
THE COWBOY WILL FALL TO THE TORRES STRAIT SAMURAI
>>150482117The Magnificent 7 ripped off the 7 Samurai and Fistful of Dollars ripped off Yojimbo btw
idgaf i love fistful of dollars
I miss cobbo. karapani is a terrible defensive player
>>150482152Based
no suncorp refs in townsville you fucking frauds
>todd praying to bevo not good
HEY THATS MY BALL
>ngubu >runs fast in a straight line
broncos are going to lose and lose big
twink giveth to his peem, and twink giveth to the other peem
so when he's not throwing them forward he's giving them to the opposition
very saturday night game this one
>>15048208350 points in 50 minutes
walsh claims to be maori but ive never seen him do the haka (important cultural dance)
NICE TACKLE GAIJINNOT
Lads Reece just posted.
>>150482136And Kurosawa grabbed his inspiration from Dashiell Hammett and John Ford
FMD Fittler should only ever sideline commentate his inane ramblings annoying as fuck and detract from the game
Found this on Shibasaki’s playlist https://youtu.be/LR_IMmJrPVo?si=rjz3-JLArs8gG8VH
nq must have the smallest backline in professional rugby league footballneed more milk
take the tackle you twink pussy
>>150482306Api Koroisawa is a hooker m8
hate when players have a guy holding onto their ankle and they keep spinning to try and get out of the tackle because it looks like a really easy way to injure yourself for no reason
kek TBaz seeks scared
Tackling Staggs looks like it would hurt
>>150482336*gets heemed by the coach in review session*
FORWARD AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA
FORWARD AGAIN FFS
based big money klein letting the points flow
Kleinstein at his best tonight
More points is best for business.
the wife (nz warriors second rower)
Obesity it was not Shibbis fault for passing that forward, why were both the supporting players running slightly in front of him
>/nrl/ in charge of determining forward passesnone of you cunts finished high school let alone passed 3rd unit (or maths c or wtf it's called) maths and physics, you don't know better than the ref and touch adjudicators they have special training for exactly these scenarios
old man Hunt needs to give it up
>>150482372She means business
>>150482386
>>150482316It's hot in Townsville they can only drinkwater
>>150482389https://youtu.be/wPAQBtuUiLU
just tattooed at Husky on my calf lads
holy fucking shit Klein is the biggest crook
PENALTY BRONCOS
lot of players running sideways this game
Piakura... Don't ever remember him doing anything good
Broncos are going to lose
>>150482386fake irish, real irish is charming and a nice guy
you mfs don’t want to hear it but Staggs is total shit most of the time
I wouldn't say he's shit but I don't have him in my country team
>>150482458Thankyou bunker!!!!
BUNKERED
all this so some lispy faggot can say 3 words TOTAL BUNKER DEATH
Yes yes cowshits well doneHOWEVER..
if i was Todd id be catching a fine in the post-match press conference
If any of your family ever lived in housing commission you are trash and should be cut off from society
>>150482484>you’ve been… BUNKEREDhttps://youtu.be/NCd7EtBFlOM
>can spot minute bobble of the ball >can’t spot 3 obvious forward passes
HAASGOD HAASGOD HAASGOD HAASGOD HAASGOD HAASGOD HAASGOD HAASGOD THE SHOE MAN HIMSELF
>>150482506Ok Gus
haas is all you guys fucking suck I'll do it myself and then he scored the try
>>150482499A lot of my senpai are housos. I own my only place though.
Is Wolves vs Red Devils worth watching on replay?
>>150482526>senpai
WTF ARE YOU DOING WALSH
At least Walsh caught that one.
>>150482539Just watch >>150474299 the highlights
>walsh
what was that about forward passes, cowboys?
imagine for a moment that your coach is Todd Payten kek
not sure broncos should be in the finals tbqh
Imagine putting Walsh's hair on Todd Payten
good attempt staggs you're still my fav
That dead ball on tackle 5 was the best thing Piakura has ever done.
I guess the NRL really need pissbane in the top 4 lmao.>needing extreme refball to beat the spoonboyskekKEKK E K
5/6 lads
THE SHAMEFUL COWBOY HAS FALLEN TO THE HONOURABLE SAMURAI!YEE-HAW!
>>150482654>5/6 lads
>>150482693Where did you get this photo of me?
Had dinner with the missus family, her younger sister was walking around the house in socks, god I wanted to bust right then and there
>melbourne 100% chance to finish 2nd>brisbane 99% chance to finish 4thThey should just agree to not show up Thursday and take the night off
>>150482764dirty rockspider
His missus might be 30 and the sister 27 tho
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/147662096/#q147678967
kek I forgot I posted that
Might end up with 2/4. We’ve seen far worse predictions
>>150482994>newcastle 4th
4th last LMAO
another fake irish post
anyone staying up for the pooper peegue?
I'll be up but I dunno about watching it
will stay up to watch
and now look the fella who said 'i dunno about watching' is the only one watching also when did the fucking rhinos get so good
the absolute state of hull fc
honestly pathetic hull have given up if I was there and a hull customer I would ask for a fucking refund and tell them that their players can pay for it, it was that bad
Fell asleep on the lounge, whoops>>150486575>>150486575>>150486575
SABAN ISNT HERE TO SAVE U LIL BAMIE BITCHES
>>50495380Except Michigan did nothing wrong, you fucking faggot.
Abdul carter phoning it in
>>150482884The sister is like 24 you freak
>>150503187It’s called projection
