>Lap:#8071>Countdown to Heineken Dutch GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150465406>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:204>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:215 (214 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 284 (+18)NOR: 275 (+25)VER: 187 (+2)RUS: 172 (+15)LEC: 151 (+12)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)Ferrari: 260 (+12)Mercedes: 236 (+16)Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 810.43 (+77.72)NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)>NewsFP2: Lando Norris (1:09.890), Fernando Alonso (+0.087), Oscar Piastri (+0.089)FP1: Lando Norris (1:10.278), Oscar Piastri (+0.292), Lance Stroll (+0.501)Norris impresses in Friday practice for Dutch GPHamilton wants to ‘drown out noise’ and focus on F1AllMcLaren “putting two sides of the garage against each other” with F1 policy - SchiffBriatore acknowledges disappointment with ColapintoYuki Tsunoda: Helmut Marko “didn’t recognise" the spec gap to Max Verstappen until Spa and HungaryNico Hulkenberg: Sergio Perez's year out "positive and refreshing" for F1 returnLewis Hamilton calling himself 'useless' is "nonsense" – George RussellLando Norris claps back at Jolyon Palmer's "luck" argument amid intense F1 title fightMansour Ojjeh's rare 20-car McLaren collection sells to single buyer
NOW FOR REALALONSO POLE
>implying F1A drivers will ever make it to F1
>>150468776>P2 and P3Imagine the balltorture PS3 will have to endure
sooooooooooooooois anything gonna happen this season?
>>150468816no
>>150468791>not so fast old man
>>150468780why have you done this?
>>150468828has anything happened so far? I forgot everything
>Lewis Hamilton calling himself 'useless' is "nonsense" – George Russellnonsense
>Practicing waking up from the middle of deep sleep in case I ever have to wake up from a coma. If you ever want to feel like you're about to die, I suggest trying this. Unbelievably frightening
gimi
>>150468938He looks like his dad
>>150468993>comfy eternal sleep>wants to wake upYeah, you truly are lost as a nation.
That comment sectionhttps://youtu.be/kuqWVLXzybo?
not clicking that
>>150469094>>That comment section>video not available >comments turned off ???
>>150469111>toto video
>>150469111
>>150469094>>150469139normies are bloodthirsty sadly, their rage is pointed at wrong targets
>>150468768Anyone know do they sell whiskey at the circuit?
>>150469094>The uploaded has not made this video available in your country>Comments are turned offThis must be the gayest planet in the universe
>>150469030who doesnt
>>150469139>RPM working a single day in his life after being gifted disgusting amounts of money for doing nothing You spoiled that filthy whore, he's never making another video.
>>150468776>>150468815Idk bros I reckon she's not filthy, she's pretty frigid. Relies on the guy to do all the work, missionary only, no kissing, minimal eye contact
>>150469246Idk bro I reckon she's not frigid, she's pretty crazy. does all the work (especially in bed), amazon position only, lots of kissing, constant eye contact
>>150469191>This must be the gayest country in the planetFix'd
edd
>>150469212What are these two trying to hide with these hideous haircuts?
>>150469384I wonder what...
Who has the best wag and why is it Ocon?
>>150469216bootlegrpm will probably make a video
car is set up normally:>fast but stroll is shitcar is set up for kwablonso:>can barely score pointsthe asston shartin dilemma
>>150469486Alonso is shit
>>150469486>>150469499Thank you for the insight, Aston Martin head engineer.
>>150469486i really hope you die in a car crash
Yeah, Alonso is literally complete and utter shit
hows my negro Borbolento doing ?
>>150469466Charlie? He's funny and capable of making quality content, but his videos are usually short, they lack enough commentary about what actually happened during the weekend (mostly concerned about talking random shite), and he's been going in the same direction (patreon) as RPM from the start.
why is max filtered by bakukino?
MAX winning WDC all the time ! Its BORING !!Monkey Paw : SAY NO MOREMax is not winning anymore....................Leclerc didnt win WDC.......Alonso didnt win anything, let alone WDC.......Piastri cucked and become eternal #2................We got Goblando Winning WDC insteadWORSTTIMELINE
>Ecclestone and Briatore may back Horner's bid for an ownership stake in the Alpine F1 team>Toto Wolff: “If there was such an exciting project, these three guys coming together, all of the mafia reunited, that would give good content.”FUCKING KEK
Bernie Ecclestone is older than Queen Elizabeth
>>150469601alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>150469635still active
>>150469635Lizzy is older buy Bernie has been alive longer
>>150469618That would really be kino
>>150469635False
>>150469695Lizzy is older buT Bernie has been alive longer
if nando doesnt finish on the podium this weekend he should consider retiring and becoming addicted to huffing jenkem
>>150469421
>>150469185No one answering this? I’m going tomorrow and would like to know?
i didnt watch the fps, so i dont know what times he was settings in the long runs, and this car is better in quali than the race, so it wouldn surprise me to see the aston going back in the race
>>150469795>I’m going tomorrow and would like to know?Yes, you are going tomorrow and would like to know. Thanks for your question.
>>150469767
For me it's this Canadian Jew
>>150468768artists are so cruel
>>150469795just tape a bottle to your thighactually can you find a cyclist water bag on short supply? if they reach for your dick its democracy manifest
Why does Kimi keep caking people?
>>150468768Do you think drivers dream about racing cars?
>>150469845>>150439235
f1 is shit and most of you only follow it out of habit and because you wouldn't know what to do with yourselves without staying up to date with and commenting on itjust an endless procession of manufactured gossip and nothingburgers
>>150469863i dont think so, but i recently had a dream about helio castroneves, weird, i varely know who the guy is, and i had a nightmare in which alonso was a communist and i had to cope and seethe
>>150469904who argued otherwise?
modern f1 fans follow it in the same way that whores follow love island
>>150469904Calm down, Ric. You had your time, it's over.
>>150469853he's a rascal
>>150468768It's up.https://youtu.be/PSm6dWNpn0E?si=E8OqlHtrz1V_JF1L
>>150469904seething medshitter
>>150469904
>>150469825seems like he's addicted to huffing lawrence stroll's farts
>>150469795Beer there is like 10 euro
>>150470025He's just hyping him up so it wont look as bad when he loses to him in the WDC
>>150469795I brought beer and food into CotA without issue (and a hunting knife by accident) by putting it under a tshirt in my bag. But that’s Texas, idk how they do it over there.
lando norris is a gay twink
i want meme flags and thread IDs on every board
>>150469904so?
>>150468768Museobros…should we get our hopes up?
>>150470304jejeje
>>150470304>should we get our hopes up?yes, way up.
i'm going to incelcycle to zandvoort tomorrow with no ticket, just gonna listen to the vroom vrooms from outside
>>150470368live pictures from outside sandfort
mclel started saying papaya because pozfags get triggered by the word orange because of drumpf
>>150470480Interesting theory if not for picrel. I think they just wanted to be quirky and brand-able.
>>150470529yeah, well you can prove anything with facts
>netherlands nowI actually went today, the track is fine but I want to burn every single person involved with our country's public transport to the ground
ALRIGHT GUYS
I was apprehensive of going because of the entire 'festival' thing but around most of the track you can't actually hear the circuit speakers so I only got annoyed when I was between turns 10 and Hans Ernstbocht during FP2also, much like WEC earlier this year, the Porsches sounded better
>>150470695Didn't they make a big deal about how it was the least car centric gp of them all?
>>150470888they do, but as someone who used to go to Marlboro Masters and DTM there, the town would never be able to handle F1 traffic. those were 100k attendance events, usually you'd be lucky if you were able to get to the next town (15km) in 2 hours.so they probably thought up this strategy because it sounds nice, but also so they could use all the car parks for hospitality units and food stallsthere's even signage on how to get to the circuit from the train station, and all the locals who live on that route try to sell you drinks and energy bars.must be our 'merchant' side kicking in
>Toto Wolff did not elaborate extensively on his good relationship with Max Verstappen. "When you're on the same wavelength, things go a bit more smoothly.">And will that collaboration ever happen? "There's a 50 percent chance, but it has to fit on both sides."
I think this will be one of the most intense seasons for WDC. I hope they fight until the last race, it will be glorious
>>150470695my hollandese m8 told me you can open the windows in amsterdam and sometimes hear the vrooms
>>150471045I don't know why but I've got a sudden need to go for a smoke
>>150471064must have some good ears, fp1 started while I was walking to the track from the train station (thanks, nationale spoorwegen) and I couldn't hear shit
>>150470304Alonso got shit on by Stroll bro
>>150470998Ah you reminded about the latest grift happening here. Buying abandoned city centres spaces, demolishing the building and turning it into a paid car park. Council needs to start cracking down because in 10 years we'd look like pic related
>>150471202>NARB got shit on by Stroll>Lulu got shit on by NARBStroll > Lulu
Lance has ants in his pants.
WTF Toto that was uncalled for
>>150471361And he needs to dance
>>150469271
>>150471397banter's good
>>150469216I can't stand when those idiots give their idols so much to the only effect of having that idol's work ethic and video rate disappear or be blocked behind paywalls.Happened to matthewwmatosis, the only video essay guy i was ever interested in, to the extent he's taken years off to make his niche game.
Why are Asian girls better.
>>150468776
Marlboro Marlboro Marlboro Marlboro
>>150471842How is this F1 related?
>>150471863He
>>150471863he's talking about driving
>>150471842Better than what?
Is F1 media in your country all run by the same people as well?
SUNDAY
>>150471842>pale skin but black hairshittiest combo
>>150471897no, we also have amx gossip sites>omg, kelly piquet just posted a video with out amx
>>150471966Most of them are brown.
2021 mentioned the robots know what i like!!
>>150471397It's funny how nobody tries to argue who the best driver is. You either have verstapen or are ready to pay shit ton to get him. McLaren is getting all the titles, but nobody tries to poach Lando/Oscar.
>Colton Herta in F2Kino
>>150468768>All?
i've always wondered why pilots don't do this more often in f1 and i think the answer is that most pilots are just pussies. i saw alonso pull it on vettel multiple times in one race in 2014.
will he get a podiuma) this seasonb) ever again
>>150472083
>>150472075Yes, all. What do you not understand?
oops
>>150469863TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>150471397both yids
>>150471981Even worse.
>>150472082>i saw alonso pull it on vettel multiple timesmaybe he should have tried it on petrov instead
>>150470213Seriously how you explain this other than he wants that guy to fuck him
Toto Wolff was asked about the AI pics of him and Max back in the summer break>To a certain extent, I watch it with amusement. So much is happening these days with AI and deepfakes. I think there are even pornographic films of me, at least with my head pasted on. But as long as a good body is used and I perform well in the scenes, I don't mind.Anyone has a link to these films?
>>150472420toto bantz
A.H. is the goathttps://youtu.be/1b1rRuB7l5E?si=UBVjmzuR_hdu1Lav
>>150472420>And der videos of me wearing a cock cage and a ball gag, dey are absolutely 100% fake
>>150472466correct (I didn't click the link)
>>150472466Anthoine Hubert? (I didn't click the link)
Gilly Zandvoort
>>150472532where he goin
>>150472048>It's funny how nobody tries to argue who the best driver is.I mean, why would anyone argue for anyone but Verstappen? You have either mediocre teenagers or people already past their prime. Okay, there's Hamilton who arguably doesn't fit either category (and arguably fits both), but he's simply complete trash. Even Ferrari know that by now.
>>150472466How is this F1 related?
funny how similar the situation at manure with amorin is to what happened at asston shartin with kwablonso, and how they stand as a testament to the delusion and overinflated egos of medshitters
>>150472560hom
>>150472741o
>>150472747genised
Netherlands next.
THIS JUST IN: I can't be arsed to watch this GP
new edd template just dropped
>>150472991Didn't she marry an Arab?
>>150473012Are you asking a question to which you already know the answer?
>>150473020Are you?
Just came home and watched the FP highlights. What is their fucking problem?
>>150473205Too many vacations
Punished horner.
the two PAPAYA driversHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA PAPAYAFUCKING LOLLLLLLLLLLL
>>150473265dog
>>150473273
Why doesn't RB just build a car for combat?
>>150473273I like dogs.
>>150473333cute and funny & checked
>>150468776norriz finna wake up dead soon
>>150473333damn, Nicole really hit the wall hard
>>150473317Why doesn't RB just hire all women engineers?
>>150473432the UK alone has over 900k female engineers, that's too much for a racist team
sex?
>>150473512no thanks, I have a computer
rawe ceek isn't enough
>>150473612watwudbe4u
>>150473617idk
>>150473639That "Vanessa Arizona" is pretty cute, nice muscles, but sadly terribly obvious fake tits.The other one is an instant turn-off due to her testosterone face.
>>150473517are you implying you can't have sex with computers?
>Re ur last picture. Uneed Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time! Way up ur pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U!As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, il turn U over and jack off all over U
>>150473890Who're you talking to?
>>150474000ur mom
>>150469768
>>150473890hülkenperv
>>150474035Pretty sure my mother is not reading 4chan in the middle of the night. Particularly not /f1/.
everyone right now
>>150474226me
>>150473317Its just a matter of time to turn the X2010 into a realityNo w*man can be this autistic to create this design, only a Nooi
>>150474226I'm maybe going to get sleepless in my time zone because I've already slept a bit after doing the dishes
>>150471028amx iscariot soon
>>150474543>I've already slept a bit after doing the dishesmost industrious mexican
9 bongs and 11 bings until FP3. gn anons
>Mercedes’ Toto Wolff aware of celebrity status, AI ‘deepfake porn’ in his likeness
>>150475527
>>150475799wow dori's mom looking pretty rough
We need to build /f1/ for combat
>>150476047Void!!
>>150473715Are you upset with me or something?
>>150476361no
Dead bull
>>150476437hpmiliation ritual
/f1/ should get a title sponsor/f1/ the race general, the general
nvm
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>150476601mood
CARRIE!
>>150476720Why do they like killing people for views?
>>150476720Impressive wingspan!
I was just saying in fp1 that stroll had been impressing me this season, with the fact that he at least wasn't crashing all the time.I shouldn't have said anything, maybe then he would have remembered how to turn and/or slow down.
>>150477199He was inspired by what he saw in f1aHe is stunning and brave
why doesnt stroll just go dominate wec?
https://www.youtube.com/live/JnhKoVRjN7Ahttps://www.youtube.com/live/JnhKoVRjN7APOLICE CHASE>KIDNAPPINGPOLICE CHASE
>>150477413>Muh kidsFuck kids
why is the thread so slow
>>150477413
>>150477458It’s the middle of the night in Europe and this season is slurptacular.
>>150477458
>>150477413At least they won't let this one go since its a kidnapping. Worse thing that can happen is the heli running out of fuel
oh shiiiiet
BIG JUANBIG JUAN
BIG JUAN!
Nice houses
>>150477933thanks
bros...
Did they guy get away lmao
DEAD KIDSFINALLY A BLOODLINE IS BROKEN
How to get away from police chase1. Bring a kid
How are police chases F1 related?
its over
>>150478111The same way street fights are related to /heem/. They are the purest expression of racing.
>>150476601
>>150477437
legendary mental crashout
>>150477458>Season is too predictable>No one able to catch McLaren>Souless goblin bong wins WDCGee i wonder ??
>>150478111They aren't but they keep threads active for a short while. Its much better than spamming pics of Edd.
>>150468776she took the call
>>150479294Edd is F1 related though.
>>150476720Remember when carrie was a cute fat hobbit? Now she's just a hobbit. The wall is so cruel.
>>150479294you're right, it should be Leo pics
Dead boardDead sportDead bull
>>150479539Truth, pack it up boys.
>>150479539Damn... Should we pack it in and relent?
>>150479539de(ad)lulu
Footy at 5:30F1 at 7:00Yep, another based sleepless night incoming. When gf to watch f1 with tho
>>150479589Yeah >>>/a/>>>/tv/>>>/lgbt/
back from my three dayer did i miss anything?
>>150479787We're back (it's over)
>>150479787What were you gone for?
>>150479811normal /afl/ shitposting
>>150479787new spophiAI
>>150479931Where do you even get all these celebrity AI ?
dead general
Dubs for Ham pole
I could never be a successful Formula 1 team principle, I have no idea how long or often I'm supposed to water my prostitutes.
Can they get rid of sprints and forget they ever happened already, unless they're going to race on Saturday every weekend or I don't know, even fucking mark them on the schedule it's just a completely worthless concept.
McLaren's mandate of heaven is deadJorj will somehow win this race
good morningdeath to mclaren
>>150480547gm
>>150480312Made for BICBIG INDIAN COCK
>>150480589queer
>>150480312this baddie look like leclerc's main bitch
How's the wind at Zandvoort gonna be today? Need more crashes to make qualifying more chaotic.
>>150480589:|>>150480674Lecrec’s bitch wishes
morning lads
>>150480735Edd will be there so wind will be pretty catastrophic
>>150480808i'll kick your fucken teeth down your throat fuck head
>>150480808How is the coffee this morning, lad?
>>150480873always perfect
she's ruined
>>150480916Easy, I did it
>>150480916Isn't that just a pimple caked under make-up?
>>150480808Good morning and night lad.
>>150477199he is having a good season, maybe his best
>The Canadian driver has since provided an update on what happened and confirmed that his wrists are "all good".That's good; he must have been exercising them.
>>150480808Morning lad
reminder that cadillac will be rocketship by the end of 26 with their FIA rubberband technology
>>150480916h-helmet accident?
>>150481099she really wanted in the red bull junior program
dutch niggas really called a track sandcastle.
>>150481096how are the p2w whales going to think when f2p players can come back and ctach up?
>>150469421>>150469768>>150474059Interesting how things so horrifying can still be so identifiable.
total poonoda death
>>150481106>grey rock
peewan lance peewan
british niggas really looked at three slices of bread and called it a sandwich
>>150481307...yh
>>150481314I want to try that. I bet the texture is great. Just need to add a bit of jelly.
red flag already
lmao
Women are so talented
>>150481370hot
>>150481370is 'in the gravel' some kind of sick innuendo?
>>150480916What about the bruise on her cervix?
so rain, now that the aston looked good it has to rain, this means that either alonso has a q1 exit or he makes pole
>>150481370>****Pusy?
No way Alisha is only 18, looks 45
>>150481386cunt
>>150481386Cunt
>>150481389No I'm not :(
>>150481396sorry
>>150481405It's fine...
uh... alba chads?
What does Susie Wolff think when she watches this?
this is gonna be chaos
so many kwabs i cant keep up
Deary me what a shitshow
slut
cuties
why hasn't anyone thought of this before? literally "double your money" level genius
Weug sounds like a german name not a dutch one
DIMESLUT
>still awake at 4:00am even though I'm tired as hell (just can't get comfortable) >too tired to watch practice at 4:30 as I can't even hold my phone without dropping it, let alone go turn on the tv
>>150480916d) answering back accident
>>150480916walked into a door, i swear
dare i say, it's another cheeky p3 for are jorge
big fat pregnant women should be inside instead of blasting me with her lewd body
>Ho-Pin Tung
DUN DUN
EUchad + burger NEETs run this general.
jesus christ this is a dead general
Dead /f1/ general theory
>work continues next week after summer vacation We need revolution
we gaan
>>150481654Just quit bro, I did it right after my summer vacation ended, absolutely zero plans for the future. Haven't felt better since the 8 years I worked there.
>>150481665nice slut>>150481666i miss being a neet, i hate my bosses
>>150481645it's only free practice champ, things will pick up
Fuck this. I rather read Nukitashi instead. FUCK F1FUCK /F1/FUCK YOU
>>150481666Based
>>150481666Checked but I need money (this is nice job and I am just lazy)
>saturday sold out>am now actively keeping one person from going by having a ticket but staying home
>>150481666Checked and based. When my lease ends I'm heading out west to live in the desert. No plan, I'll figure it out when I get there.
he is here
>>150481096that will only cause top teams to sandbag to get extra development time>t. not McLaren btw.
how many crashes in fp3?
>>150481096Okay this is fine, RAPING F1 WITH BATTERIES, STREET TRACKS AND HALO IS NOT
>>150481701none
>>150481701Two. Both Stroll.
>>150481701Poois and Tsunoda
>viaplay talking about having every weekend be a sprint weekendcan't think of a better way to get me to finally stop watching
>>150481722Monaco sprint?
DEATH TO F1
>>150481645the twinkification of formula 1 has had dire consequences
>>150481722What if the sprint races were on reversed tracks
>>150481105Fair
>>150481702baku is top 3 track on the calendar though
>NetherlandsDo Dutch girls have big boobs? I need to know.
>>150481739they should just add shortcuts and obstacles
>>150481755Too big
Can this hack Croft not turn off the mic before he clears his throat?
>besides the rookies... and yuki tsunoda everyone has been on the podiumWhat did Jacques mean by this?
>>150481756At least one track needs to have a waterfall to drive through.
>>150481722Every weekend is a sprint weakendBut sprints are reverse championship order and there is one mandatory pit stop
>AI adslmao what the fuck
They should replace drs with .50 cal
>>150481766occasionally, the waterfall has a wall though>>150481767>one mandatory pit stopfor the sprint, it has to be NASCAR style with just 4 people and they can only work on one side at a time
kwabi missed the first 20miuntesany kwabs?
since when do free practices in europe start before midday?
>>150481763shut up man
>>150481782since today, they made it a bit earlier
>yfw your name is mike crack
Has Newey's presence fixed the AM shitbox?
>>150469795From experience, the only way to get your whisky inside is to smuggle it up your arse. Just get your flask wedged up there pretty deep and they probably won't find it. You may need a friend to help get it out afterwards. Good luck.
>>150481789Hello? What's your name? Mike?
>>150481772Did you miss that cocacola AI ad about the red truck delivering to a snowy village?
>>150481792they just needed more time
>guido van der garde
>almost 8 tenthsThis is going to be a slurper, isn't it
Gaydo van der gay
have you ever pressed down someone as hard as a f1 car presses on the tire in luyendyk
>>150481817NOTEVENFAKINCLOSEJIM
>>150481815>>150481818calm down
ferrari looking good, much slower than before
might do a rain dance
>>150481819>the face she makes as she opens the closet and pulls out an inflatable butt plug with a cum tube for ps3
Anyone else not have HDR or Roku? It works on my Apple TV but isnt on my Roku for some reason.
>>150481835Save it for the actual race.
fuck cheatlaren
>>150481838>Roku>Apple TVfag
>>150481835>>150481840
Bearnie Collins's voice pisses me off
shit bull
>>150481832thanks
bear!
>'oh that is a nice lap from hamilton'>beartwink goes .060 slower on hards
>>150481859Because she's Irish or because she's a woman?
mclaren and aston have 1 fewer soft, doesnt matter, we only need 1 lap for each q1 and q2
>>150481868yes
SLURP SLURP SLURP
het is voorbij
....its overstappen...
>slower than choco senna>slower than bearman>slower than signs
Digits and max takes pole, somehow
>>150481893Driving one of the slowest cars on the grid
>viaplay has christian albers walking around the pitlane>pronounces downforce as 'downworse'
>>150481893we all knew it was over when he had a kid
>>150481893still faster than you
>>150481902calm down
Fermanagh's usually one of the nicer Irish accents. I don't know what happened to Bernie. It's like she spent too much time in Belfast.
>>150481911you calm down, christiaan
only true formula 1 fans remember giedo van der garde
>>150481927you mean super aguri/spyker test driver giedo van der garde?
HE'S HERE
>mclel wins lolzzz....
>>150481957what does it mean that jesus cut his hair
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
they're cheating again
>Zak: that's too much, that's too much
IT'S OVERFINISHEDGONEDONE
I need to apologise to ron dennis, I thought I hated McLaren when you were around, but that was nothing compared to what I feel now
You can't convince me Mclaren are not cheating
why is norris using another set of softs?, jojojo, he gets blocked in q1, has to put new tires, he only has 1 set for q3
NWL
>Norizz looking unbeatableHow is he fucking it up this time?
>>150481980its not like he needs softs to beat the rest of the fieldjust piastri
>going to the race tomorrowlooks like I'll be beating the crowd to the train home
I T' S O V E RT'SOVER
>>150481985if there is a god he will drive straight into a wall
IMAGINE WATCHING THIS SEASON LOL COULDNT BE MEFUCK F1
>0.953yep, shan't be watching quali
norris is simply better, stop crying
GEEEEEEEEEOOOORRRGGGEE
>now we are waiting for faggot russlel crying
HE MOVED INTO ME
KWABLONSO
uh jorj?
Lmao
Is Alonso senile?
haha russell
TURNED INTO ME STATUS?
uh oh stinky
NARB
REMOVE NARBDELETE NARBGOTT STRAFE ENGLANDER STRAFE ES
narb is complete shit
>narb
russelltard
he will NEVER be a real boy
>>150482026'fraid so
kill goerge russellhonestly i dont understand why some of you guy rate him so highly
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
>George going to box>Fernando gets in the way>this is some how geroges fault
KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal
>>150482009>narb drivers on the far left>pit entry is on the right>turns it at the final second into trafficyeah, let's talk about who is senile
I love formula 1!
>>150482046>J-just wait for 2026
>>150482033>4chan>known for trolls and antagonizing other userswonder why indeed
>>150482036its always alonsos fault, in australia last season george forgot to turn the car and it was alonsos because he didnt remind himjust like in canada 23
>Everyone at least nearly 1 second away from McLarens
>>150482046this reminds me we are witnessing a close title fight with 10 rounds to go
>>150482052if that doesn't work, I'm sure the next rule change in 2029 will fix itor the 2032 rule changeor maybe the 2035 rule change when they re-instate the 1998 rules
>>150482056I remember being hyped for her game
>>150482054no, some anons here rate him
>>150482039Don't care, you are faggot
>>150482033>>150482070matched hamilton and beats shotanelli
Good job retard argie
>alpiss
holy fuck someone kill crofty already
>>150482075buckbroke hamilton and mindbroke verstappen
Antonelli is just a modern Vandoorne. Digits and he gets replaced midway through 2026.
>>150482075>matched hamilton>>beats shotanelli>
>>150482086I'm on it
>doohan died for this
>>150482075>beats shotanelliI'd be sorely disappointed in him if he didn't
>/f1/ meltie over jorge againbased jorge
>>150482092can't wait to see a similar headline from toto
>>150482096miss that shitrocket like you wouldnt believe
wall of retards
I hope someone also crashes into NARB in the pits during the race
>>150482112Love this retard so muchWill be a sad day when he gets bored of driving and decides to do something else
pooki
>>150482101i don't see it
>>150482118Digits and it's Lando
AMX crash now
>>150482118why would max do something like this?
george dies
quali is going to be so boring
quali is going to be so exciting
quali is going to be so mid
qualy is going to be
quali isnt going anywhere
>>150482133>>150482137>>150482140none of you know whether it's PIA or NOR pole
you faggots literally said the dutch gp would be kino, this ISNT kino
>>150482148When a devil gets caught by a monster, I, as a human being, can only hope that they both die.
>reeeeeeeee mclaren is the fastestdid you retards honestly believe there would be a massive mid season upgrade when every team has basically abandoned development for 25
>>150482151>the dutch gp would be kinofwomyn race is today
*does a rain dance*
Two and a half bongs until qualifying ay ay ay
>>150482151Literally who would say this shit?This is the most narrow track
how can this bitch so shamelessly show her swollen pregnant belly on television
>>150482190pregnant black queens are the experts of motorsport
>>150482102it happened with a different shitter
new thread or we wait until qualy? i think we could have one
>>150482258we should just relent until there's an exciting race
>>150482258box for inters
totally legal car btw
>>150482190I have a pretty bad preggo fetish and that's still not enough to make me want to fuck that talentless bitch.
this woman shows off her preggo belly on the tellybut when i show off my calves i get arrestedshake me head m8s!
jejejej, stupid jorge 3 grid penal, fuck him, and kill him
>>150482380that kike Brown must have some dirt on some high rank FIA member, because their cooling system is really shady and nobody even batches an eye or mention it again
>>150482467based, it was a very retard move
>>150482494>their cooling system is really shadyHow do you know, did it stand up?
vile Jorj
>“Michael Schumacher was able, because Ferrari was at such a low ebb in the mid-90s, he was able to dictate terms both financially and operationally.”https://www.crash.net/f1/news/1080137/1/lewis-hamilton-told-he-missed-michael-schumacher-style-trick-ferrari-f1-switch
>>150482344new inters?
>>150477413>lets stop tracking the running suspect to film the innocent, possibly dying children getting pulled from the wrecked carsAmerican GP's were a mistake
>>150482559poois is literally incapable of doing even 10% of what The Michael had to do to get Ferrari in line. He fundamentally doesn't have the drive, much less know-how, to do it like Michael was able to. No poaching of staff could ever help Lewis, because he doesn't want to invest himself in it, virtue signalling and pretending like he's in a 2005 MTV clip seems to be more important.
>>150482559Yes, the key to making Ferrari good again is to kick out all the filthy nepo italians/spics and replace them with capable people like Brawn, Todt and Schumacher.The Ferrari race engineers are just the tip of the iceberg but they and the people who enable that part of the team should've been removed many seasons ago. People like Hamilton who need the entire team to babby him or Chuck who despite his cynicism respects Ferrari too much will never succeed with the red team.
1 HOUR UNTIL AMX RAPES THE ORANGE CUNTS
>>150482947and after that is qualifying
dubs and Norris gets stuck in the gravel at q1
>>150482977checked
did you got your las vegas ticket?
>>150482985imagine not being born rich
>4 races without a podiumsurely sand fort isn't where it becomes 5 races
>>150483095last time when that happened was in 2017 and before that, in 2015
>>150482985I'm not allowed to travel to america due to too many jd vance memes
Where did they all go?
sex with natalie pinkham
>>150483299waiting for gaston mazzacane junior
>>150483299Nigga there's only 2 argie regulars and we're both here
>>150483337>pinkhamreally doubt that
>Dutch fans already off their headsSasuga
>>150483299I only recognize "edd" poster
new thread
>>150483396OR we could just relent
old thread
Remember when Max won in Japan and Lando/Zak were both saying that Red Bull had the better car and that Mclaren were the underdogs
I hate fat brown
>>150481730Death to anime
>>150483396quali in 19 chucks, new thread then
>>150483396calm down
>>150483458Death to anglos, mostly those McLel guys.
>>150483343Not just here, but nobody seems to be giving a shit about Franco anymore in the normies there.Not even times reported for FP, no updates during it, just a void.
the absolute state of red bull
>>150483458LIFE to anime
total McL domination kek
>>150483501He's not doing much, whether because of his own performance or because he's in the worst car. Not much to get excited about.
they should put subs when bernie tries to speak
>>150483529It's all so tiresome
>>1504820332nd best driver on the grid
I hope multiple new threads will be baked
>>150483551tiresome? I want at least 10 more years of this boredom
L-let's go Ferrari. W-we can make it into Q3 f-for sure
gimi>>150483549which bernie?
>>150483588Just wait for the brit to make a qualy thread.
>>150483600The hot one
>>150483588only if none of them are good>one has no news>one by the indononce>one with no subject
>>150483611oh ok
>>150483569if by best you mean worst, yeah, only behind lawson in that case
>>150483639SNIIIFFFFF
i didn't think brits were still allowed to say "chinks in the armor"
>>150483639[only-sportswear.com] Bernie
let's go one better ferrari
>>150483658Cope
DUN DUN DUN
dun dun who cares
digits for red flag within minutes
How long until Italy?
can't remember the last morning quali i watchednight shift sucked
>>150483669there's a slope on it
>>150483729>>150483729>>150483729
>>150483724CLARKSON
>>150481763No such thing.
>>150482887>Yes, the key to making Ferrari good again is to kick out all the filthy nepo italians/spics and replace them with capable peopleHans knows.
