>>150469337
Scared

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I saw all these posters for the Hamburger Stadtderby and I’m like, ‘HECK YEAH, finally a burger festival!’ So I roll up in my USA flag shorts, triple XL, holding a Mountain Dew, ready to see some world-class patties getting flipped. But nah, turns out it’s just two soccer teams kicking a ball around like they’re fighting over the last bratwurst. I’m in the stands screaming, ‘WHERE’S THE GRILL? WHERE’S THE CHEESE?’ and these dudes next to me in scarves are chanting like their lives depend on it. Bro, I ate a dry pretzel for 8 euros. Never been so betrayed. I thought the Hamburger Derby was about hamburgers, not some dudes in short shorts running laps. America would never do me like this. We’d have at least three kinds of barbecue sauce, minimum.

>>150469411
>every single bike a hipster special

Pauli will get torn another one.

[spoiler]And they will like it.[/spoiler]

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im here for the grand relegation derby!! saliakas will judge it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGWbCzPYxVo

servus

>>150469411
The scariest part about this club is that they actually have white fans

>>150469623
if they had brown fans they wouldn't be turbopozzed
browns aren't big fans of lgbbqs

for me its Labskaus

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>>150469531
most of these are rent bikes by the german rail road compnay

Ah, the relegation derby
Noice

>>150469676
You‘d still expect them to be more diverse considering their diversity and lower class LARP. But that’s the thing, it’s LARP
Same for their anti-capitalism approach, at least to a certain degree

>>150469790
It’s the only derby in the league

>>150469337
Is this the 2. Bundesliga thread?
Seems to be.

>>150469623
>>150469811
all Bundesliga fan groups are white af

>>150469926
Paulinas wish they were brown, though

>>150469926
depends, Gastarbeiter areas like stuttgart or frankfurt way less but most of the new immigrants were already fans of the EPL and care less about bundes

bremen is our real derby, we dont care about these freaks

>HSV starting with Königsdörffer and without Dompé and Poulsen
Yep, it’s over. Congrats to Pauli

>>150469932
They’re honorary browns

>>150469951
Of course Bremen is more important
But this needs to be sorted out. It’s like a chore. And the sad part is that it has become a very difficult one
And you almost can’t win anyway. A tie is like a loss. And winning will be hard

>>150469623
turks only care about gala etc
browns only about psg or real madrid/barca

Königsdörffer starting in his current shape feels like HSV is throwing

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>>150469623
>nazi scared of white people on bikes

>>150470201
>Pooli ape instantly calls people Nazis
Yawn

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>>150470241
>says racist shit
>HURR DURR NOT NAZI

lets go i got the bundes package with my espn sub

hallo freunde

>>150470295
did you also get espn unlimited for college football only to be surprised that it carried bundesliga?
cause thats why im here

>>150470259
>chimps out over harmless shit
Ladies and gentlemen, we found him: Homo Pauliensis, the long-lost brother of the Australopithecus

>>150470295
Moin

>HSV banners in english
hmm

Hamburg aufs Maul

>>150469337
Why Pauli has church and a cross on their logo?. I thought they are all atheists

Fuuuuuuck St Pauli

>>150470377
why?

>>150470361
Ultras all do this for some reason
Not all of them, but most. That’s not club specific

>>150470201
>Be "antifascist"
>Support genociding Palestinians
Wankers

>>150470389
Muslims arent people

>>150470384
They're corporate pretend lefties who support israel and their kit looks like shit

>>150470370
>quarter named after St Paul
They started becoming like this long after this crest and the club was created, not to mention the area of St Pauli

lol not a single german on hsv lineup and that norwegian mutt on left wing kek

>>150470391
That's yanks. Fuck off to your general

>>150470409
good morning saar

>>150470387
Yeah I don't watch any bundesliga so I was hoping they wouldn't but am sad to see that it do be like dat
it's like seeing some lgbbq parade here and all the signs are in english

>>150470409
Remberg?

>>150470409
diversity wins chud

>stream stuttering for 5-10s every minutes
it's over for me

>>150470429
try cracksports me

rooting for the cross team to make that muzzie lover brit seethe

>>150470453
>Pauli don’t love Muslims
Genius

https://www.youtube.com/live/UxArRUnpjRw?si=hNv9wUn_I1lwSWyk

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>>150470478
not available in my country

nigga is named torunanigga

>>150470501
vpn dumbass

so who are the good guys?

>refcam

ar they going to wave those gigantic flags all game?

>>150470446
unfortuntely doesn't work, I shall have to endure

>>150470530
What’s your political stance?

WHERES THE GRILL
>WHERES THE CHEESE
WHERES THE GRILL
>WHERES THE CHEESE
WHERES THE GRILL
>WHERES THE CHEESE

>>150470305
no i'd never pay for the cable jew in any form

>>150470542
some sort of white focused socialism...

>flares igniting
aww yeah I'm ready for some hooligankino

found a good stream btw

>>150470530
Neither, but Pauli is significantly more evil.

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>>150470552
>white focused socialism

>>150470555
It's free on YouTube

>>150470530
HSV
>traditional powerhouse
>fallen from grace in recent years, had a long and arduous time in the 2nd tier after getting relegated for the first time ever in 2018
>now newly promoted
>politically neutral
St. Pauli
>based in a small but famous part of the city
>historically more of a 2nd tier club and far away from HSV‘s historic power level
>did good work while HSV wasted their potential, got promoted a year before HSV, which was considered a major humiliation
>infamous for being VERY political, very leftist

Both are only trying to survive this season, but HSV is said to have potential to eventually become a heavyweight again. If everything goes well for a few years

Here to support the /sp/ boys

i forgot our (spurs) boy vuskovic is there
any chance he plays? and whats the story with his brother and steroids?

>>150470582
not so >>150470501

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>>150470530

>>150470606
Ah shoot

>>150470600
He just arrived yesterday, it is surprising to see him in the squad. But the manager said he might consider subbing him in
Mario‘s story is complicated. He maintains that he’s innocent and the club has his back. Proving your innocence is almost impossible, he is banned until November 2026 and is not allowed to train in any team or hold any football-related office until then

Kill myself

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

honestly both good choices I suppose.
AH FUCK!

>losing to st pozzi at home
ffs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Suicide immanent
It was nice knowing you

>HIV

embarrassing

damn german women are beautiful

bundesliga cameramen didn't the memo that they are NOT to film attractive women?

>>150470625
>Proving your innocence is almost impossible
that's very weird cope, it's innocent until proven otherwise you mong

>>150470677
You evidently know nothing of the procedure and this specific case, don’t even bother, faggot

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>leftypol fc winning
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150470690
Ich sehe so aus (bis auf die Brille) und spreche so

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how are them HIVs doing?

Lucky nigga

it's beyond over

he fucking trips over himself

Pauli got refballed hard

>>150470720
>anyone who is against me is a nadsi
Holy obsessed, get a grip, bitchboy

Riggi SV

what a stumbling retard

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>>150470687
>You evidently know nothing of the procedure and this specific case, don’t even bother, faggot

Faggot ass ref, what the fuck was that call

>>150470748
Wow, a chud reaction gif! At last I truly see the light of truth

>>150470625
>Proving your innocence is almost impossible
why would that matter?

>>150470752
Refs are all nazis confirmed

HSV gonna lose this match.

the advertisement is too big

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>>150470775

>>150470720
sand nigger when did u migrate to holland?

Wheres the foul ref!?

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>>150470792
I was born here pajeet

yellow for diving

didn't figure HSV for a reffies team

>>150470766
Because the player tried to prove that he’s innocent? There was no hint at any network, which is very very unusual for EPO. The player brought forth various experts and investigation methods, but none of it was admissible by the rules of the system you are arguing against
It doesn’t take a genius to notice that a system will be protected at all costs when the price is the career of a single player. That doesn’t means he is innocent, but it means he has no chance showing it

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>>150470759
>Wow, a chud reaction gif! At last I truly see the light of truth

communism always works

>play a lot of Championship Manager 03-04 as a teenager
>get fond for all the clubs that I have trained

That's why I became a HSV, Torino, OM and Arsenal supporter.

Fuck...

What’s the score? I got bored and started playing vidya

>>150470816
Oh, that’s it, goddamn, I am so mad right now and you are so right

>>150470810
did they even prove he's guilty though?

>>150470822
0-1 pozzi

>>150470822
Leftie chuddies 1
Normal chuddies 0

>>150470821
for me it's montevideo wanderers and bourdeaux

>>150470822
number of digits missing from the population - number of different countries on the island

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>>150470826
>Oh, that’s it, goddamn, I am so mad right now and you are so right

The advertisement said "hand in hand for HH"

>>150470839
>bordeaux
anon, I...

>>150470800
>Zecken Pauli fan
>racist
Bro you support the wrong club

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>>150470850
t.

>>150470858
i know, no need to tell me...

>>150470850
Being a chud is a badge of honor

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is this /bundes/

fauli is the team that women support, so is hsv the team of incels and chuds?

>>150470810
>but it means he has no chance showing it
could have just stayed clean. are you retarded or something?

>>150470829
He had positive probes, but the samples were evidently mishandled, for example regarding storage and cooling chain. The absence of network and confirming medical data is unusual for a real case, and these tests are evaluated by eye test alone, it’s a doctor checking a certain graph. It was allegedly only barely above the threshold as well, as some other experts argued
The defendant also argued that the lab in charge was already under supervision for a prior error, another error would have led to it being closed
Maybe he’s done it, but he would be very brazen then

>>150470819
>communism
They are even leftier than this. Most of them are anarchists

reffies are the best hamburg team tonight

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if fauli is pro-palestine i will support them
nothing more important than the war against jews

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>>150470877
>Being a chud is a badge of honor

>>150470904
They are kinda pro both, but have argued with usually close friends Celtic Glasgow since Pauli refused to condemn Israel like them

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how did it take me 40 minutes for me to hear

where are my Hamburg/Rangers/Chelsea chads at?

Ahhhhhhhhh

>>150470927
fucking cucks
leftists have ONE job
oppose israel

>goal was gaping

Dompé must save us
Or else we‘re lost

>>150470981
not looking good bro

>>150470985
In Dompé we trust
Because there is nothing else left

Is Bakery Daffeh injured?

>>150470953
israel has gay pride parades and is a haven for paedos, leftists should love them
even their critique of israels actions in palestine are extremely confused just using the language of white supremacy and colonialism, basically wanting to blame white europeans for the actions of jews, only the low iq cannot see the problems putting a hard ceiling on who they can convince

>>150470997
Injured and more or less thrown out

>this match gets its own therad only because Goldbridge is livestreaming it
he's singlehandedly making your league relevant

Fucking hell

Is Torunariga doing anything else than stumbling? Holy shit

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>>150470858
>>150470864
>mfw
4th division. Wtf.

Also Istres is there too. Nani.

>>150471011
Yes, people in Hamburg didn’t care about football before

>>150471001
>and is a haven for paedos, leftists should love them
but the right are much more likely to be pedos, like 2/3rds
trump just allowed a pedo to flee to israel to avoid arrest

>>150471011
No clue who the hell that is.
>>150471026
>Buying a hertha reject
Lmao, also the tall lanky black defender archetype sucks balls in general. They are always shit.

>>150471038
"map" acceptance is a leftist position

>>150471052
maybe in britain, it's heavily squashed by our fags

Yep, that’s the stuff
Barely tie a weak Gladbach without scoring a goal or having a real opportunity … but all‘s well
We lack offensive power. Especially when Dompé isn’t on the pitch, and any decent side can focus on him anyway. Sahiti as a starting RW in the Bundesliga is madness, and Königsdörffer has gone back to being a phantom after his first really good season in the 2nd tier

>>150471038
>trump just allowed a pedo to flee to israel
ironic you are basically doing >>150471001
>extremely confused just using the language of white supremacy and colonialism
in your reply
you are confusing jews with europeans deliberately
jews are not right or left wing in any meaningful sense they take positions for power for their own group, the leftist and rightist jews in the west are there for their own reasons

Can you please talk about politics elsewhere? I need my safe space to properly hate myself and my life

>>150471060
thats not remotely true but im not going to argue with a yank leftist in a football thread any further so carry on believing what you will

>>150471071
>you are confusing jews with europeans deliberately
where did i say anything about europeans?
>>150471088
>thats not remotely true
sure thing bro, i'm also not a leftist

Post some German slags

>>150471071
stfu mohammed go watch birmingham training

>>150470906
Not being what some people call a chud means that you are a shitlib leftist retard and have faltering pattern recognition, moral compass, sense of justice etc..

If a based grug-chad alien or being of energy from another world teleported here and saw someone with disgusting leftist cuck attitudes they would drill a hole in the back of their scull and force-rape them in the back of the brain with an exotic uranium rock dildo.

volleys

>>150470585
This post is typical for a HIV fan. You're nothing in the football of the 21st century. You're like some grandchild of a British monarch who thinks he's tough shit lol

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>>150471101
>Not being what some people call a chud means that you are a shitlib leftist retard and have faltering pattern recognition, moral compass, sense of justice etc..
>
>If a based grug-chad alien or being of energy from another world teleported here and saw someone with disgusting leftist cuck attitudes they would drill a hole in the back of their scull and force-rape them in the back of the brain with an exotic uranium rock dildo.

>>150471113
Please show where the post was wrong, it wasn’t pro HSV beyond saying that HSV is historically more relevant and has a higher economic ceiling, which they do
Everyone knows Pauli have done much better work these last 15 years

>be HSV
>lose
kek

>>150471037
how come you never had match threads then? he's singlehandedly saving your league

>>150471042
he's the savior of your entire country, German friend. literally no-one in England knew what a Hamburger was before this good lad Mark Goldbridge

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>>150471145

what music do you guys listen to during break? i am blasting miki matsubara now

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its friday night /bundes/
not friday night matchthreads

St. Pauli still look like a team most clubs will struggle against this season, only thing they lack is a reliable goalscorer. Will be interesting to see how quickly Kaars gets into the team but if he translates his bestbundes form I can Pauli staying in midfield comfortably.

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>>150471173
been blasting this shit all day mate

https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=CQKFW--4RIyDy5H4

>>150471145
The first two words

>traditional powerhouse
No, a meager 4 titles after Hitler

>fallen from grace in recent years
No wrong. More than 40 years without winning the league

hamburg votes for fucking die linke dont they? it's not like hsv fans are AFD

On with the suffering

>>150471177
c-can I have a sausage roll pleas?

>>150471156
>how come you never had match threads then?
Usually we stick to /bundes/ and don't post in match-threads at all but I guess since /sp/ lost a good chunk of its userbase people decided to use this one.

>>150471173
https://youtu.be/dijCRT1RzrU

>>150471203
SPD more likely, but the club is too diverse. It’s not an SPD club, they have lefties and chuds alike

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>>150471173
Cro all the way

LETS GOOOOOO
SUFFAH LIBTARDS

Gol gol gol gol gol gol

NUR DER HSV
U
R

D
E
R

H
S
V

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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BASED BASED BASED

>>150471186
>midfield
Thats the Bundesliga Tabellenführer St Pauli you are discussing, der Augustmeister. More respect.

Please not offside …
I

Centristchads what do we support here?

Get in

HAMBURG MEINE PERLE

>>150471213
i ate them all :( next week for sure
ITS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO

both these teams would not just be relegated but not ever be promoted in any league from ligue 1 to portuguese league to even and undeveloped league like eradivisie

Okay, I will now kill myself

rigged bullshit

HA
HA
HA
ESS
PFAU

Fuck off

kek HIV

The jews did this

Game‘s gone

In the hsv stands is a antifa flag in the upper row for 1 year now. When it first showed the ultras ripped it down but now its there every game and they dont do shit. Cucks

great save

HA
HA
HIV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUMAmI5YcBQ

RED CARD

Nevermind a red, but I would take it
That’s how desperate I am

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saliakas

>According to this, the citizen's allowance in Hamburg cost €1.86 billion in 2024. Of this, €995 million – 53 percent – went to 93,817 foreign recipients, an increase of 50.6 percent compared to 2022. German recipients (92,738 people) received €868 million. In the first half of 2025, the share for foreigners rose to 54 percent: €340 million of €629 million went to citizen's allowance recipients without German citizenship. The top countries of origin were Ukraine (€83 million), Afghanistan (€65 million), and Syria (€39 million).

>Nationwide, spending on non-Germans in 2024 amounted to 47.4 percent of the total €46.9 billion, according to an AfD parliamentary inquiry. Hamburg's higher share underscores the city's role as a migration hub. The Senate argues that many benefits are temporary and promote integration; EU citizens have equal rights. Critics like migration researcher Ruud Koopmans have pointed to a systematic problem in the past: "High benefits can create incentives without sufficient benefits in return."

the fuck was the keeper doing

lol

>>150469337
Time to die

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAH GREEK COMMENTATOR GOT HUMILIATED BY HOUNTONDJI , he thought he was gonna miss

lets just take a fucking stroll in the middle of the game

>HIV

omg

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thank god the hsv anime posters have all died

Thats a Haram move for any GK, going half way out and then stopping.

That angle..

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>HIV

German bros if I was going to Hamburg should I watch Hamburg or St Pauli for fan experience?

no era?

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>>150471435
This happens if you allow the Soros family to fund NGOs in your country

>>150471530
HSV Fans will all be dead tomorrow

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BUNDESLIGA TABELLENFÜHRER
AUGUSTMEISTER
KÖNIGE VON HAMBURG

PAULI!

nm, book him for diving

>>150471539
definitely no era

HSV Manager looks like some dumb student from some kind of American Pie movie

so any reason why mighty hamburger cant sign better players than a lower mid table team in the portuguese and belgian league?

>>150471530
Depends. Pauli has a smaller and more comfy stadium, but HSV can have extreme power if things go well, they have more fans as a whole. Both are very passionate. But things aren’t going well for HSV
Getting tickets will be hard either way

>>150471435
Grim

For me is St Pauli, Patronato and Almirante Brown.

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I am watching it on american stream and comentator just said St Pauli fans are fighters against racism and homophobia and are known for promoting social justice and sustainability

>>150471577
>but HSV can have extreme power if things go well, they have more fans as a whole

FUCK OFF with your power fantasies

>>150471601
Platense, not Patronato

>>150471613
Seething leftard

>>150471607
he wanted to say faggots, but he read the wrong script

>>150471607
debt sustainability ?

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>>150471607
I watch the same stream and heard it too. These subhumans just dont stop with this retarded shit

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>>150471620
>Seething leftard

>>150471607
>sustainability
was just him throwing out words but yes for the rest

HSV will go straight down again lmao

>>150471613
Yeah, atmosphere during their final home game last season was sooooo boring and quiet, they have no fans, that small stadium is always empty, zero media attention
Tiny club, about half as much support as Hoffenheim. Back when they were in the 6th tier, of course

>>150471634
good. it's only the second matchday and the hiv shizo is already unsufferable

i wish there was a livestream of the hamburg hbf

>>150471625
ofc, they want to give money to afgans and hohols

>>150471631
Epic trolling, my friend. Keep up the good work!

oh no no no chudsv

>>150471607
>St Pauli fans are fighters against racism and homophobia and are known for promoting social justice and sustainability
So basically just normal people

>>150471646
imagine they scored a goal in the BL.
you'd need to imagine.

>>150471607
lefty americans view soccer as this epic enlightened thing. they have this weird complex where they say "wypeepo are evil" yet they dickride whatever europe does

>>150471631
wessicuck seething

is eintracht the least plastic good team of the bundes?

>>150471659
Normal people are insufferable virtue signaling hypocrites? Hm, who knew?

https://youtu.be/miVigD35FUU?t=282

>>150471607
The (((GAE))) (Global American Empire, which act in many parts as a vassal to israel) is a known spreader of subversion around the world. no surprise really

>>150471682
Must be them, yes
Stuttgart would also count, but Frankfurt is better

>>150471607
So they're based, thanks for letting us know.

>>150469337
i expected nothing more of HA-SV these fucking imbeciles will be first team relegated
t. one GOAT on the shirt haver

AIEEEEEEEE SAVE ME REF

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>that free thrust
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE

oof

kekekeke KWAB

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150471634
they have a roster that would be relegated in the 1st division of any league

KWAB

Dear lord. We'll be back to bundes 2

>>150471702
based
their fans seem pretty insane so i like them

>>150471683
Just say Salonbolschewisten

so.
howsitgoingthen, HIVeees?

>>150471745
:)

>>150471435
quite dire

>>150471625
Nobody is pretending to try "debt sustainability" anymore. Maybe Elon Musk and Rand Paul

welp

why are the fans not storming the pitch? or throw stuff on the field like they do in belgium and netherlands after an embarrassing display? i thought st pauli fans were supposed to be the snowflakes basedcucks

lmfao burgers with a SHAMBOLIC performance, at home vs rivals, everyone involved should probably be fired or sold

>>150471779
>yea, get that 10 point deduction and 1,000,000 Euro fine

/hug/ when?

>>150471795
they are getting relegated anyway with or without those 10 points

can't even say pozzi got lucky this was utter domination from beginning to end

Next game in München. Oh boy, this will be fun. For everyone else

CIAO BELLA CIAO BELLA CIAO CIAO CIAO

Bring Nuremberg, Schalke and Kaiserlautern back

can we get a stadium clock* till you cunts score?
>*calendar

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>>150471805
immer

>>150471844
I‘ll bite, precisely because you are right and I am mad:
Fuck off

at least they aren't fleeing the stadium like eplel customers

Never in my life have I been more embarrassed

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>>150471860
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>>150471878
That’s a full stadium, mong

>>150471878
KWAB

Fuck dynamo drumpfsden and fuck handshit rostock

>10 minutes added
They want Pauli to score more, huh

>>150471878
This only shows that HSV is the power house of future power. And they shall call it the power era

>>150471962
>nooooooo, 12 people have left
Grow up

front rows starting to look quite sparse

>>150471988
>>150471988
>>150471988
it's up.

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>HIV
>nazis
>chuds

EMBARRASSING

>>150472084
Wish I could disagree

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>>150472084
yes you are chud

>>150471156
It was requested by a french and Murrican Anon to make a "Hamburger derby thread".

Pauli were waaaay better team. Deserved win

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmhxxLgQs5o

>>150471577
>HSV can have extreme power if things go well, they have more fans as a whole
Im not sure about that. In Hamburg - sure. But St Pauli have a lot of fans across entire Germany (and even Europe) due to their political views

>>150472216
Do whatever you want, I can’t argue anymore. I would have refused any of that and I still think it is wrong, but whatever. We are fucked and you can laugh

What a weak ass derby performance from HSV, holy shit. Last derby I watched was the 4-4 two seasons or so ago but there wasnt even any fight today, completely outclassed by Fauli on their hometurf. And you could see them taking a step off the gas in 2nd half, should have been like 5-0 or something.

>>150472216
Hamburg was one of the biggest clubs in the 80s so they have a large boomer following in the whole country + their sons they could indoctrinate. I live 500km from Hamburg and our village with 3000 people has a HSV fan club with like 30 members

Of course the jews rig it

>>150470906
This is me

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>>150469337
Hamburg is a pretty cool city, also way whiter than i imagined, especially funny enough in the area where St Pauli is located

>>150473199
It is a nice city. Could be much better of course, the city itself is way too broke while there's tons of capital in the city
Part of me is still sad

>>150473268
... that they didn't pull through with their Olympic bid. That can easily fuck up a city of course, but I think the first draft was nicely done and could have been a chance for Hamburg and Germany as well.
They will apparently try again for 2040 and also improve sports infrastructure in any case, which is good, including a new stadium for HSV. But I doubt they will actually get the Olympics. People are right to be sceptics of course, but part of me wishes we'd get another Olympics in Germany. And it better not be B*rlin

>>150472216
Never ever. You can find HSV fans in every part of the country, and they have sizeable international following. Pauli may have plenty of sympathizers among lefties because the club is left-wing, but there's no way in hell HSV isn't the much larger phenomenon in terms of pure football. They draw much higher viewership, make more with merchandising. Their membership numbers are much higher, both nationally and internationally. HSV in the 2nd tier had many games where they were numerically superior in other stadiums on the other end of the country, simply because all the domestic HSV fans managed to get tickets. Sandhausen for example. You had a very full HSV away block with people from Hamburg and then thousands of other HSV fans from the southern part of the country
None of that changes that the club has become a joke, but you can find HSV fans everywhere. They are the bigger club, but they are working very hard on changing that

>>150471607
>sustainability
Au contraire! They want Western society to crumble to dust.

>>150473199
>also way whiter than i imagined,
depends on where you go, it's highly segregated

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>>150474370

I didn't even know there was a thread for this. Will the next HSV game have a thread?

>>150474472
We are all committing suicide, so no one of us will make a thread
But others will gladly make threads about us (yes, us) conceding 16 in München

>>150474409
yeah ok hans try walking through st. georg and telling me that it's white

>>150469556
lol

>>150474593
>st. georg
it's literally the epicenter of the yearly white pride festival