>saturday 30/08:>BRA116:00 | Ceará x Juventude18:30 | Botafogo x RB Bragantino21:00 | Cruzeiro x São Paulo>ARG114:45 | San Lorenzo x Huracán17:00 | Central Córdoba x Estudiantes17:00 | Ind. Rivadavia x Argentinos Jrs.19:15 | Sarmiento x Rosario Central21:30 | Vélez Sarsfield x Lanús>URY113:30 | Liverpool x Defensor16:00 | River x Nacional>COL1 (UTC-5)16:00/14:00 | Boyacá Chicó x Unión Magdalena20:20/18:20 | Deportivo Pereira x Bucaramanga22:30/20:30 | Dep. Cali x Ind. Medellín>CHL1 (UTC-4)13:30/12:30 | Huachipato x Coquimbo Unido16:00/15:00 | O'Higgins x Audax Italiano18:30/17:30 | Universidad Católica x Cobresal21:00/20:00 | Iquique x Deportes Limache>BRA216:00 | CRB x Paysandu18:30 | Goiás x Botafogo-SP20:30 | Athletico x Novorizontino>PRY116:00 | Recoleta x 2 de Mayo18:30 | Olimpia x Sportivo Luqueño>sunday 31/08:>BRA116:00 | Flamengo x Grêmio16:00 | Santos x Fluminense18:30 | Corinthians x Palmeiras18:30 | Vitória x Atlético-MG18:30 | Mirassol x Bahia20:30 | Sport x Vasco20:30 | Internacional x Fortaleza>ARG114:30 | Aldosivi x Boca Juniors16:45 | Def y Justicia x Belgrano16:45 | Talleres x Dep. Riestra19:15 | River Plate x San Martín21:15 | Racing x Unión de Santa Fe>URY110:30 | Plaza Colonia x Torque13:00 | Danubio x Miramar15:30 | Juventud x Cerro18:00 | Racing x Peñarol20:30 | Boston River x Progreso>COL1 (UTC-5)16:00/14:00 | Atl. Nacional x Envigado18:10/16:10 | Alianza Valledupar x América20:20/18:20 | Tolima x Fortaleza20:20/18:20 | La Equidad x Dep. Pasto>CHL1 (UTC-4)16:00/15:00 | Colo Colo x Universidad de Chile19:30/18:30 | Ñublense x Unión Española>BRA216:00 | Atlético-GO x Amazonas18:30 | Volta Redonda x Athletic>PRY116:00 | Libertad x Cerro Porteño18:30 | Guaraní x General CaballeroUTC-3/[local time]Previous: >>150458436Schedule: https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule
>>150479288MODS MODS MODS
fuck a.nal
This could be you in a few years /copalib/.
today huracan playsagainst san lorenzoclasico time
>>150479515That's pretty sad. I remember he made a bunch of shitty cash grab movies at the end of his career to get a few more bucks for his family.
>>150479288>más gallina que comer chiguiros
Boliviana in Brazilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlNwrs3nfR8
Baie Est Le MondeDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>>150480156>>150480176these two women look the same
Damn this Merentiel dude has truly been a breakthrough star for Boca lately he looks like he’ll be the future of Uruguay, I wonder what European club will snatch this prospe->24 February 1996 (age 29)Sike
>>150480176Made for BICBIG INDIAN COCK
>>150480294You always say that
>>150481244You don't know me.
>>150481496I know you better than anyone
>>150479728nobody cares about hurricane, also that's the pechofriest "clásico" ever
Im tired of blueflags, they always be talking about some obscure brazilian D division teams or something idk
>>150481655I think hurricane is from peruvian league
Greenflags: Brazil, BoliviaBlueflags: uruguay, argenchinaYellowflags: ecuador, colombia venezuelaRedflags: paraguay, chile, peruDisagrees: homossexual
Bom chia copalib
>>150481945Bom chia tricolor
bom chia copalib
>>150481846venezuela is equally tricolorso is Paraguay, this is sillyno one would say these are the most representative colours of their nations
My car got a vela problem (probably) is it ez to change?
> A. NAL
Bonne chia copalib
>>150484194mate is uruguasho just like everything good in argenchina mate, gardel, even borges might have been born in Salto
RIP
>>150484662NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOThis is your fault, Barcellos
>>150480669He could still have a couple of years on decent level at some mid tier European league, not a Real or City player but he deserves better than this trashcan of a club.
>>150484756welcome to CSKA
250 paus numa bobina de carro, uma pecinha safada de plásticoslc os judeus são ardilosos demais
>>150484856Só R$250? tá andando do que? Gol CHT?
NOOOOOOOO
>>150485617Cancel the festa na favela, return the picanhas and cervejinhas financed in only 12 installments.
They are learning the copalib ways
>>150486717>ripped off one of the two traffic lights they havesounds more like something out of the borat movie desu
>>150486717>Negoitno has no traffic lightssounds like heaven, I hope there are no speed bumps too
>>150484194That guy looks like he drinks Club Mate for a living
>>150479827when he retired he still had like 8 movies to release
>>150487559That's a man
>>150487559>ywn choke on her brown penis
>>150479515a real action hero would have HERO'D instead
>>150486717non western europe is just pale sudacas
Bomchia /copalib/. My gf arrived, Boca plays tomorrow. Mu family is doing well. Life’s good
vitória gigante do meu Sunderland, pura alma
>my gf arrived
>jealous of not having a bbc gfKWAB
>>150487559can someone explain to me the move lips to some lyrics of a shitty song while filming yourself? looks pretentious and retarded, how the fuck can someone do that and be ok with it
>>150488848narcissism
>>150488848Bitches just copy what other bitches and homosexuals do.
>>150488848your sorry ass bitter millenial ass wouldn't get itzoomers are free, they realize these boundaries are imaginary, millenials were opressed by boomers and comformedzoomers fought back and reshaped the world to their liking that's what drives you fags insane, millenials are the lost generation
>>150488976>reshaped the world to their liking>I CANT DILATE the post
>>150489285Parabiens gremio de futebol e mitadas
>>150488848Attention gluttons
>>150488976I wish being openly cringe and dumb was imaginary
Millenials whole gimmick was believing zoomers would comform to them as they did to boomersZoomers said fuck it, I'll do it as I please and now millenials are in a perpetual state of shock and bitterness
>>150490143what the fuck are you talking aboutnigga you're brazilian none of that is real
so trikas is a zoomer doing gay tiktoks?
The north american generation divider does not make sense in Brazil btw, our gens game in different waves
>>150490262Trikaschizo was right about PCC's money laundering operations but I don't see any apologies. Everyone treats him like shit but he just turns the other cheek and continues his ramblings about Palmeiras being a Jewish satanic club or something.
>>150490634This niggas talked about this already desuhttps://youtu.be/WKCybGPV-cU?si=PwUzXdWk8bDdEFUZ
>>150488976>zoomers are free>constantly doing things for likes on the internet
>>150489285anulo
>>150490804millenials resent not being so open mindedthey envy the tiktoker but even worse they have a mental block where making short videos is the worst and most dishonoring thing they could doso they cope about having real jobs where they sit in a little box with coworkers all day
>>1504909381 8 4 56 3 2 7But all of them are mid
>>150490938ela tem schlachtuagem
>Vasco abraça manifestações culturais e terá camisa do Círio de Nazaré
>>150487559All that makeup and still looks horrible. Poor lad.
>>150490938XOXXXXXOtem salchichen
>>150490938These niggas actually sleeping on the top left and giving a pass to the bitch face.
we are gonna lose another game to a retarded red
>>150492010Are you a São Lourenço fan?
>>150492060huracan got the red not san lorenzo
>>150492199I thought Huracan was the retarded red
>>150492243i meant red as in red cardsan lorenzo is half red too, so that'd be a dumb insult anyways
>san lorenzo is half huracan
>>150487559Please tell me this is a woman (male)Also give name or @
>>150487559Ela tem tatuagem
>>150491221>tem salchichen
>>150492284You know who else is also a dumb insult
>>150490938Todas nota 5, 6Prefiro as pardinhas
>>150492428Mas é mulher mesmo?>Rating bernabei in 2025Lel
>>150492428Ela tem tatuagem
Bluefags should know that all non-paulista brazilian states are massive cucks. Every year they send their best women here to San Pablo to get bred and make more paulista masterrace brs. Thats to say if you ever invade, you'll meet no resistance for at least 3 states worth of territory
COPALIB!IT'S TIME!After ending the dreams of two adversaries, now it's the time for the most decisive matches of the year for these teams!!!That's right, it's SÉRIE D QUARTAS TIME, more well known as THE JOGO DO ACESSOThe first match is today, the second a week from now, when four teams will be left crying and four teams will have achieved the most desired prize of the year: the access to Série C. COME WATCH! All games for free on Metrópolis!>16hrs MARANHÃO X ASAhttps://www.youtube.com/live/sip_9GHeKUwGOIATUBA X INTER DE LIMEIRAhttps://www.youtube.com/live/Le1MCtpmsTQ>19hrsSANTA CRUZ X AMÉRICA-RN (!!!)https://www.youtube.com/live/2D3iHI2j3dk
can't wait for the cleaning lady to come, house looks like ass
>>150492658Clean it up yourself
Do greenflags really?
>>150492620I'm watching série C now, série D anonGive me the odds of some funny racism in the chat of the match between Maranhão x asa
>>150492709>poledance in a parkthat's new to me but yeah, it's whore activity but it makes you very toned, that's why gordinhas love itthey're all former gordinhas probably
>>150492790LowMost of the chat will be arapiraquenses complaining about the empty standsMight have some mockery over the poverty of maranhenses but not that much Santinha x Mequinha will be the kino match for chatWatching série C is fine too, lots of things being decided this weekend
Your response?
>>150492709>thighs
>>150485617Oh noI am sure the replacement guy would wear a flamengo kit and praise brasil
>>150487559Ela esteve na carceragem
>>150489285:( I rrmember those numbers
>>150492889The crust is probably 0,5cm too thick, I'll ask my local Napolitano chef if this pizza is Italian-approved>>150492875Yeah, I'm watching some random sport channel and they're going over all the % for acessos and descensos
>>150492889I don't value italian pizza at all, american is better, I still would like to be able to bake that one day
>>150492925AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150493113i had one a few weeks later but didn't like itI picked an awful one full of shenanigans like black garlic and a touch of cerejeira honey kek
>>150493394I don't believe you.
I don't like pizza
>>150493302Kek, this is why I do the opposite when I go to chinese restaurant or whatever exotic place>Plenty of asian new experiences and tastes in the menu>still ask for meat and eggs
argie futbol is so boring when isn't about boca or river
>>150492925Imagine being suffocated to death from those thighs haha
Imagine if the hispanic countries in South America build a Superleague with 20 clubs to rivalrize with Brazilian Série A. Who would be the setlist?
>>150494080You ask this in a different way every month desu
>>150492284See? You didn't lose to a retarded red
>>150493113The dough is p basic. What matters most is the sauce and the cheese
>>150494112thank god but we would've won if it wasn't because of that, we almost won in spite of that
>>150494144>cook the dough slightly different>it doesn't rise and it's not crunchy >cook it slightly different again>you burn it
>>150494587Cursed
Vascobros...
Caralho...
minuto twitter feed
>>150494666It's an interesting theme thoughever
Palmeiras would be Vasco 2.0 nowadays, damn
>>150494616stop reminding me please
POV: You come back from the bathroom and take a sip of your beverage ordered by your gordinha
ABC getting relegated to série D with current resultsRip ABCbro (he hasn't visited copalib in more than a year)
>>150494587>>150494616>>150494642>>150494669>>150494696>>150494737>>150494761>>150494785no one cares
>>150494917Why are you hiding your pancakes inside your coat?
>>150495035I do :)
>>150492925you can do the same on her fat belly
/copalib/ plays against /gsc/ (gunsmith cats) in about half an hour at cytube dot implying dot fun /c/vgleagueI will hopefully be home by then, if I am not, please tell the streamer which players should be subbed
>>150495107>3-0river plate (male) is going to la B to honor the family tradition
>>150495636hopefully progreso will go to la b as well
The good guys are winning
>>150495338On mine as well
>>150495718Is that Barigui Park?
carpini is becoming the new "me tira do z4" coach
>>150495381Starting NOW
>>150496041If we dont win we are going to need to sacrifice someone here
>>150496057sacrifice that attention whore with the congolombian flag
>BRA4Maranhão [1] - 0 ASA
see Maranhão does have supporters
CSA getting relegated to la D at the moment
>>150496229good
>>150483984Italy is technicallh tricolor yet green is the most notable color on the flag, same thing with the others
If the tournament ended up now, Vasco would be relegated
If my grandma had wheels she would be a tricycle
Vitoria
>>150495381We lost 5-2
>>150497201Damn, we suck
>>150496524She got a big weenis?
>>150497423Do you want her to have one?>>150497366Who do we blame for this
>>150496723My ass is still sore but yeah
>>150494696I like that messi has a worldcup but i hate that these random argentinians i know nothing about also do. Leonardo martinez, diego gonzalez, enzo mamani
>>150497451fic braba
Série C quadrangulares defined:Grupo A>Caxias>Londrina>São Bernardo>FlorestaGrupo B>Ponte Preta>Náutico>Brusque>GuaraniRelegated to Série D>CSA>ABC>Retrô>Tombense
>>150497646But what about the prints? Amd he suddemly moves.to cyprus?
>>150497521Do you think they ship here
>>150497652pq nordestchinas tem tudo cara de homem?
>>150497704Probably yeah
>>150497704Shoppee certainly does. Volt i am not so sure
>>150497704Dont you guys have chinese resellers over there? Im sure theres someone selling it on shoppe or something like that
>>150497698because he knows the woman just needs to go to the delega da muié and lie, he's preemptively fucked
>>150497807As a guy with a weird name once saidBelieve a woman, you will regret. Dont believe a woman you will regret. You will regret both.
You guys always come here with the stupidest sayings oh my God bro
A guy i knew said that once you shit in a public bathroom you will never be able to shit anywhere elseHe got murdered by the tribunal do crime shortly after
He who lowers himself too much ends up showing his butt
It is not a saying, idiot, i am quoting a famous philosopher with a name I cant spell
His name is Seu Sergio da cantina da esquina
>>150497652For me it's >como é bom SER Caxias (did that guy die or something, feels like a lot of the non g12 posters moved away)>Londrina (actually there was a Londrina supporter in copalib a few years ago as well, he was the most pleasant of all the paranaschizos)>blackbridge>chimbu
Putfire winning the libertadores collectively killed the remaining non G12 twisters now we all have to pretend to root for goias or something to that effect
how many penalty for the noodle today
Entra duro e sai mole pingando
if i stole an argentinian baby and raised it to be brazilian, would it still be blue?
>>150498666checked satanzinho
>>150498666Mix green with blue and see what color comes out
Sem querer ser arrogante, mas nao é incrivel como todos nossos técnicos sao 50 tons de Barroca?Seabra, Jair Ventura, Carpini, Roger Machado, Tite, Mano Menezes...São todos eles uma variação do Barroca. Uns mais retranqueiros, outros mais ofensivos, mas todos são fracassados
We won against the US in basquechibola again btw
some of you guys are cool
sábado, 7 da noite, estádio vazio. Metrô na portaO Brasil faiu como país do futebol. Espero que cada vez mais venham jogadores de fora do país. Que a gente tenha 8 jogadores de linha de fora do país e apenas 2 brasileiros.
Brasileiro is like this"Go to a match for 120 reais? nah. ""Go to barzinho crowded smelling piss, sweat and loud stupid music and pay 17 reais for 1 Itaipava? yes!!!"We are totally lost as a people, we are everything wrong with mankind.
>>150499040Don't come to catalogue tomorrow
>friends are forcing me to go out to a hip sake bar for chicksFuck I just want to smoke vela and watch fuchibol
No one embodies the stereotype of zé povinho in this country better than the schizo
>>150499151amke up some bullshit about having really bad diarrhea
>>150499185What if they ask pic of his shit for proof
>>150499220take a shit and throw it in the blender
>>150499220tell them you already flushed it
>>150499151Sorry, guys. I'll have to stay at home talking to argentines and brazilians online
>>150497652>CS AlagoANO>0.87% chance of getting relegatedKWABOTY tier
>>150499231It’s a rare occasion since we now the owner Normally it’s vela asado and futbol (every other month)
>>150499291Fuc a.napolis
>starts talking about shit>blueflags suddenly appearI see how it is
>>150499336I appeared before the poop posts
Brazilians are ashamed of their own shits
>shit hits the fan>green flags come in bunches
>Sem Sampaoli no páreo, Pedro Caixinha, Pedro Martins e Zubeldía seguem entre os nomes avaliados para assumir a vaga de Cuca. A diretoria espera definir o novo treinador até o começo da próxima semana.
I DONT! I DONT!!!
>>150499410do perros poop?
>>150499291Itabaiana saved
>>150499471perros caca
>>150499471Only when they go to heaven.
>>150499528So heaven is on earth
zé povinho é vc e sua familia que acha que o ápice da civilização é ir no barzinho tomar itaipava quente e comer bolinho frito sentado naquelas cadeiras de 5 reaisTeu sonho é gastar 700 reais numa balada cheia de mulher com herpes e beijar alguma mae solteira
Sentiu
>>150499745He looks more like a middle ages obese goblin
>>150499745No bebo sangre, pero chupo las chicas
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWSSARMIENTIUM VS CENTRAL ROSARIUM SUSPENDATED BECAUSE TOO MUCH WASTER IS FALLING FROM THE SKY
>>150499336Arshitina
>>150499896Water is dangerous, you could slip and die
Não tem como você pagar de esclarecido e defender goybola
Ideal football experience can only be found in Europe, they waste their time with a good product at least Pretending anyone is wrong for not paying 120 janjas to watch Basuleirão is insaneFirst 10 minutes and they're already simulating fouls, pitch is awful, VAR is terrible and all that for about 200 lules between parking, ticket and food (outside the stadium) on top of that matches are held in God awful hours meaning you literally NEED to give up sleep to watch your teamSo yeah, awful program all around unless your team is playing well
We need to fight organized crime. Once we've deal with PCC, máfia dos apitos etc, you'll see how it'll change football. Flamengo, Palmeiras, Corinthians and Trikas, for example, will disappear
Here comes the schizo no one likes
bros, I am black
>>150500202Did this happen after you took the vaccine ?
>>150500202Many such cases
>>150500202shame levels?
na cabeça do alienado, futebol é coisa de gente de baixo QICoisa que a Globo inventou pra justificar poder dar mais dinheiro e transmitir mais jogos do Flamerda e do Corinthians
>>150500202nice to meet you black
o cara que fica felizinho com vitória de time de goybol não perde em nada pro cara que enche a cara no bar
>>150500202hi, blacki'm brown
I'm back
>>150500335hi backi'm bown
They made a Pokemon game about this
>>150500311pardola
I'm gonna shave my ball, take a shower, get a burger and sleep within the first 15 minutes of brutalist
>>>/int/bra
>>150499410Everybody poooooooooops...Sometimes...
Ariel is playing for Santa Cruz btw
Você assiste futebol europeu de manhã e de tarde assiste futebol brasileiro e é perceptível a diferença entre a qualidade. A gente tem que ficar discuitndo erro de arbitragem em todo jogo. É chutão, falta, escanteio e lateral só. A gente reclama dos Barrocas, mas é isso que tem. Claro que é pra gente de baixo QI. Ficam discutindo quem tem mais títulos, quem tem mais público, quem tem mais dinheiro do PCC. Enquanto isso, a gente tem que ficar vendo Gabigol e Dudu machucando a bola todas as semanas
Golazo de argentinos jrs
>>150499896Why do latinx fear torrential rain
No one cares kys
>pcc:/>pvc:O
How many people would be here if the tickets were 120 lules
>>150500445How old is he now
>>15050051237yo
Perdoou perdoou perdoou nada
Gol do Hahthlhehthihcho.
>>150500539Life starts at 37
>>150500569I just turned 37 on the 10th
Best teams of each region?
my grandma used to say "tastes are tastes, said a hag and she wasnt wearing panties", i dont really know what she meant but you should think about it
>>150500594Congrats. May your dreams come true in the next 2 years
>>150500621falou ta falado
>>150500600For me it's presidente prudente
>>150500600São Paulo: São PauloSantos: SantosSão José dos Campos: São José
>>150500673how original
>>150500649In the future we will have cities named Presidente Lula and Presidente Bolsonaro
O filho da puta fala que assistir futebol é coisa de goy ao mesmo tempo que assiste netflix, consome whey protein, e fica curtindo foto de puta no instagram
battle of who can be the most annoying featuring trikaschizo and a random /int/bra tourist
>>150500700Imagine if these streets cross each other
I hate luciano so much
>>150499846voce chupa meu ovo
>>150500823Looks like the river kitRiver and sao paulo are very much alike
>>150500600São Paulo = São Paulo Campinas = Ponte PretaSantos = SantosSão José dos Campos = São JoséSão José do Rio Preto = America SPSorocaba = Paulista de JundiaiItapeva = Esporte Clube SantanaRegistro = ComercialBauru = NoroesteMarilia = MariliaPresidente Prudente = Grêmio PrudenteAraraquara = Ferroviaria Ribeirão Preto = Botafogo SPBarretos = BarretosAraçatuba = BandeiranteFranca = they play basketball
>>150501316Love the image
>>150500823shalom
Do you think Sport will win their second match against Vasco?
>>150501316Just have been made aware that Mirassol is from São José do Rio Preto so swap it with America SP
>>150501386Meshuggah, right?
Vini scored todayWJulian didnt score todayL
Estudiantes bros...Argentinos bros...2 de mayo bros...Sportivo luqueno bros...Ceara bros...Bragantino bros...Defensor bros...Mini river bros....Union magdalena bros...Huachipato bros...Audax bros...Cobresal bros...Iquique bros....
porteroazo
>>150501500Argies really quiet since this
>>150500509thanks for the save bro
>ceará 0x1 juventudeSomebody 90+5'I feel like i have watched this match one thousand times
Vini farted todayLJulian didn't todayW
26 minute later response these are sentiu levels beyond the available charts
Powerful nose
sem pregaulo
the entire area between south of Minas and Paraná is heavily financed by PCCIf you support clubs from this area you're a criminal
Immediate reply? Ele sentiu e cheirou.
>>150502688When did I ever say that
do you have Mexican businessmen in your city? The answer is yes probably
ele è geladu
I just posted a meme, stop being insecure
You posted a picture of me
Is there ANY team that can stop HIM?
I wonder if br teams will still insist in signing old well known players just because of their names. 80% of them failed at making a real difference. Neymar, Oscar, Lucas, Coutinho, Danilo, Alessandro. Add that to the fact that they are usually injured for 50-75% of the time.
why are w*men like this?
I am working a concert and listening to Cruziero/Sao Paulo and looking at lots of women in cowboy hats and mini jean shorts and cowgirl boots walking by
>>150500600
>hanging out with family>hear bombs everywhere out of nowhere>suddenly remember CSA is playing with a chance of getting relelelgatented>its realHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCHUPA
>>150502859el rasi
>>150502859gallardo
>>150502758Rojeril Senna would get that ball
>>150502976Literally adding insult to the injury
>>150502984Normal?
Not a big fan of river plate
If trump had been born in bh he would 100% support galo
>Trump dies the same week Bolsonaro is sentenced to jail
off to sleepstay safe guys
Stop posting videos of my sister.
>>150503015Listening? Like by radio?
>>150503829Spiderman is such an attention whore
>>150502976>I wonder if br teams will still insist in signing old well known playersYes. Nobody wants to play in Brazil anymore. Every player scouted by a mediocre Premier League club will immediately pack up and leave without a second thought. That leaves us with a limited talent pool and only four ways to acquire talented players.>grow them in your academy and use them as much as you can before they inevitably leave to Europe>have the money (a lot of it) and the luck to sign a player that went to Europe but didn't do well there (Vitor Roque, Gerson, Gabigol, Luiz Henrique)>find a south american hidden gem (Almada, Arias)>sign a veteranOf course we had Vidal, James Rodriguez, Douglas Costa, Douglas Costa again in a different club, Daniel Alves and a bunch of other frauds. But we also have plenty of examples of veteran signings that went right. Diego Alves, Diego Ribas, Filipe Luís, Rafinha, Marcelo, Thiago Silva, Felipe Melo, Suárez, Hulk. Not to mention domestic veteran signings like Fábio and Cássio. Especially if your club doesn't have money, signing a boomer might be your second best shot at getting a decent player. Even Coutinho isn't that bad. He obviously wouldn't be a starter in a good team, but it isn't like Vasco could've found someone better than him in their current situation.
>>150479288>Harming el carpinchoThis is not wholesome.
remember, it's not weird to check up on your coworkers on the weekend, send them a whatsapp to see what they're up to!
Entregador de aplicativo é baleado na zona oeste do Rio de Janeiro, por se recusar a subir até apartamento.
>>150506434kek I guessed the neighbourhood before even looking it up
>>150506490nem é favelaé bairro de bandido de classe média?
>>150506514Jacarepaguá é a Barra da Tijuca de renda baixa. O morador tem doença de emergente que quer pagar de galo pra entregador e funcionário de shopping.
E também tem milicano.
>>150506514Its a policial, a bunch of entregadores invaded his condominio yesterday because of it and police appeared to save his ass
>>150506532keko Brasil é um grande episódio de Hermes e Renatohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi5mAIje4GQ
>>150506712And they've been recycling scripts after Fauto's passing.https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/03/21/entregador-de-aplicativo-e-ameacado-por-nao-subir-para-entregar-pedido.ghtml
>Go for a walk on a saturday night>empresario cheirado try to kill me >Go to the police station>The delegado is a friend of the empresario family and he laugh saying I should watch some netflix to relaxCaipirabros...how do you handle this?
>>150507133true story, I was the delegado
>>150507133Invite him to watch netflix in your house to relax if you catch what im trying to say here
>buy an M3 2024>decide to go out for a drive on saturday night, streets should be empty>there's some fucking faggot walking like the virgin from the meme in the middle of the street>he's even wearing the same clothes>hard brake so this faggot won't ruin my car's hood>say get out of the car and say a few things in the heat of the moment before driving away>fucking homo ruined my night>check my phone while driving back home>my delegado friend says the faggot wanted to report meCan't wait to get out of this fucking shithole of a roça.
Olha as ruas das cidades dos caipirasDá até depressão só de imaginar vc saindo pra caminhar e respirar ar puro num ambiente desseMorar no centro de Sao Paulo cheio de usuario de droga, travesti, matador de aluguel é menos assustador
>Vamos dar uma caminhada para esparecer um pouco?Um minuto caminhando nas ruas da caipiragem equivale a 50 dias de depressão
Do you piss your pants everytime you go to Minas Gerais to visit your cousin
Today is Bay DayTarget: MirassolDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
Blacker than noon in Brazil
thats cause i threw so many argenchinians at the moon that its black now
Let's face it: you're just black and ashamed of it.
Lets face it. Im white and just too proud to prove it
Beans???
Black as beans, brown as blueflags
I saw too many tatuagem tonight, I need a cleansing
Stop begging me to fuck your asses blueflags, its not happenning
>>>/ck/21570570
>>150508077No wonder the team is called serie b
>>150508503Again! Again! I love repetititon
Which one of you was this >>>/ck/21570591
>promoting your sorry ass thread>doubling downthis is just the usual pretentious response of every /ck/uk thread anyway
Darkblueflags are now officially the worst
>beans:O>japanese beans*_*
>3 green flags in a rowwe got ourselves a fart ladies and gentlemen, and it's a bean fart! impressive
We regularly get 10 greenflags in a row. You bluefags need to breed more
oh great another gimmick spammed to oblivion
schizo explain briefly how CV is operating this
Wesley1GolNoInter to Al Rayyan
Today we play the noblest club from São Paulo.
>>150509325exactly he's been caught >>150509191>>150509232
>>150509953The noblest club is São Paulo thoPlease 9-0 santos btw
>>150509740Money laundry to fund the invasion of ukraine
>going down on her:/>going down under:O
There only one noble club in sao paulo, but it’s not the one you think it is
>>150511100Perro preguiçoso
copalib project zomboid server when
copalib will play anything, especially themselves
copalib 3rd Strike copa when
>>150510516>9-0Don't be delusional, we're fucking shit. 2-0 scoring from a penalty kick and a corner would already be a goleation.
>>150512211I love how you think Santos winning is a realistic outcome
Renato dispara após derrota: "Nosso time joga a cada 3 dias"
E perde a cada 3 dias
>Paqueta just scored a penalty kickdamn, he is surely locked into the national team now
Paquetá is good, he's just a CMNot a DM, not a AM A CMHe's FalcãoHe's Gerson (the og)He's Mário SérgioHe's Juninho
they are spamming the shit out of this ypf ad on ESPN
>>150514674now rewrite this as human beinf
>>150513399By >we I mean Fluminense. But I can also perfectly see Santos winning.
>ctrl F >"deleted">11 resultsdamn jannie got really pissed off because my cristiano thread
>>150514674You mean Colapinto?
You may not like it etc etc
>>150515496whats this body type called
>>150515912Aladins lamp
>>150515912Pera de boxeo aka punchable belly.
Plaza colonia bros...
>today's humiliation ritual is at 14:30
>>150507328Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up>>150508615The only white you have are the palm of your hands
>>150515496Is this Gilberto Kassab?
>>150512211I have faith, santos is trash, relegation tierMake it 11-0
>>150518006A famosa palhaxota
>>150516876its actually the time they get decent and win some matches in the local league so they get cocky, the humiliation ritual is coming but some months from now
>>150518006dumb bitch
>boca losing is no longer humiliating
Fuck chiqui tapia and his horrible schedule
>>150517438Yes. The joke was that both teams win when he is the ref
>>150518450chiqui tapia is not to blame for you being a lazy piece of shit.
>>150515496I have this body type
>aldosivi boca in silent hillweird choice tapia, but ok
Did YOU ever shit at school anon?
>>150518183>tried to enter supermarket with a dogThis is whiter than the faroe islands nt
Maybe I should stop buying over 6kg if asado plus achuras and chorizo when is only meant just for me and perro
>>150518754>shitting outside house is no-no
I got this schizo in a lottery ticket or what
>>150518776Why? You're bulking
>>150509158>beans with sugarEw
>boca playing at 2 pm
>>150519040>beans
>>150518754One time when I was 14 got up too late couldnt shave and ran to school, having a glimpse of a beard was against the school dress code or some shit and the director ordered me to shave or get amonestatedHe gave me a disposable razor and the keys to the teachs' bathroom, I shaved clean and went to give him the keys back but he went to somewhere else, so I escapated from school and made a copyFrom that day on until graduatation I used the teach wc to take the biggest shits or smoke during recess
we're losing today, i fucking hate abel lixeira
>>150518006How does this affect Bokita?
>>150519091based
>>150519040why can't we have these schedules on weekdays so i can watch football instead of doing work
>>150519207>we need this scene to give depth to the character
>>150519091I kneel
New this one at bump limit>>150519053>>150519053>>150519053>>150519053
Hang all anglos.
>boca match>is shitwhy did i expect anything else
I start my new job tomorrow. Any tips?
>>150519579it's also an aldosivi match, so it's shit squared
>>150498888Final will be argnechina x brazil btw
>does nothing>winsbased bocchita
>>150518754i actually shidded at my uni and used a sock to clean because i didnt have paper
gol deles
>>150518768I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna ride on the front of the bus
>>150519739When i do that i get weird looks because people expect grandmas on there
>>150519597enjoy selling your youth to a jew
Instead of Z4, why not Z10? The 10 last teams go to série B and the first 10 teams go up. Also only 18 rounds per season
>>150519091baseadinho
>>150519597Tips for what
>>150519772>get a job>lmao what a retard>dont have a job>lmao what a loser
>>150519826The solution to this dilemma is to jump that anon and bea him rocks and sticks
goal from bokita
im 27 and never worked what am i
>>150519873This is not true you cant prove this
>>150519873its the entretiempo they cant score a goal thats not allowed
>>150519894You are right.>>150519908I'm sorry, i was lying, forgive me.
>>150519893>what am iMe.
>>150518183i look like this but with straight hair
>erm have you looked at this news of what is happening in the US her her her i bet you are racist nowKys
I say that all the time
Uoca rulesTransvegans get fucked, including this guy >>150518707
>>150520009What other things you say
>>150520011jokes on you, i'm congolombian, so i'm rooting for bocacheckmate chud
how come most culombianos are boka supporters when river always had the better colombian players
>>150520046Colombians hates Colombians, haven't you been reading the thread
>>150520046Answer my riddle
>>150520046Columbians would never root for a relegated chicken club.
>>150520046if they are a foreigner, they most likely support bocathat's just how it is, boca is our designated plastic int club
Boca will empatate.
>>150520173You always say that
>reddit cheeringaldosivi is a dead club
>dibu to manurelmao worst possible combination lots of laughs will be ensured
>>150520103which team would you support in >our farmer league?
>>150520228deportivo cali
>>150520220NOOOOOOOOOOO DIBU WHAT ARE YOU DOINGAAAAAAAAAA
>>150520228Junior because of that one video
>>150520228deportivo pereira
>>150520228I'm an a,nal guy.
>>150520103Not all foreigners.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IsFFgiqjI
>>150520228bucaramanga
>>150520228santa fe because i like their crest
>>150520228puerto cabuello
>>150520228For me it’s Pasto
>>150520220>dibu /mug/tinez
>assistir o flamengo com o villani narrandocoitando dos gremistas
>>150520220there's no fucking way LMAO
>eerm.... this famous comentador??? Heh..... he is LE BAD!!!!!!@!I cannot differentiate between any of them they are all the same quality for me
>>150520579they're all shit
>>150520220not even dibu can save that disgrace of a team
>>150520618Except bambi pons, he is my favorite
>>150520618Name a good comentarista then you seething chud
>>150520674he just told you theyre all shit
>>150520674what part of "they are all shit" do you not understand
>>150520686>>150520716To declare something as bad you first must know what something good is, you cant compare otherwise
chimpout incoming
>>150520618>>150520686Tupi fm has the best narradores/comentaristas, specially based gerson
>>150520767>the u of joke
Is santos being annihilated already?
>>150520763he could like watching fulbo with ambient noises only
>>150520674José Carlos Araújo
>aldosidapathetic teamthey're getting rekt by boca
>does nothing AGAIN>scores AGAINbased bocchita
>>150520888Sou eu!*Sips monster drink zero*
>>150520822One who is burning with impatience can never eat hot porridge.
How does SHE do it?
>>150520822No. The game is shit and I want to kill myself.
>>150520916I understand it now, Shifu.Thanks for the insight.
>atunsiviJAJAJAJ
>>150520888>José Carlos AraújoYou made me go back to 1997.
>>150520949562k
What is the oldesr game of football you can remember? For me it was a random Palmeiras x São Paulo in the early 2010s where we got blatantly robbed>hurr zoomerYes
Murió Brazão
>>1505210011994 WC finals, I was the only one watching the penalties, my family and their friends are a bunch of pechohelados
>>150520949How is it possible for so many of these gringos to be here and i have never met any of them
>marcos leonardo to são paulolmao
>>150521001Normal team match:Some random match at the time that Athirson, Juan, Clemer and Edilson used to play for FLA.National team match:1998 BR vs France.
next thread MUST be hulks car
>>150521035Você mora mal, mas não mal o suficiente
>>150520228Either millos or junior
>>150520220Bye forever LA CUARTA ;_;
>>150521080Are you calling me a caipira
>>150521035>he thinks we are actually brazilian
>>150521127W-w-what do you mean by that bro
>>150521052Apparently robinho is the coach of a prison team. He fights for control against tiago brennand. Teams in prison are named things like assassinos x estupradores
>>150521153Jajajaja Tranqui , parceroTodo chévere
>>150521097
>>150521108Not necessarily. You could just be a suburbano fodido or live in Pernambuco.
>>150521052Please make one with "alimente a um pibe de San Lorenzo, please"
last for jahia
dale bo
