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My Zona Wildkitties :)
>>150480419FAT FUCK
fucking imagine CMU loses because that dude's helmet came off.he'll never be allowed to take it off again
Spaghetti city
>>150480443didnt something similar to that happen at the end of that Washington vs Texas playoff game?
This feels like a duel of who can contain their spaghetti in the dying moments
Do we really need to stop to review this? Fuck you
>spending multiple minutes reviewing a fucking illegal substitution these reffies are paid hourly
from what I've read, the clock only restarts if there is more than a minute left... if you are down, why wouldn't you just try and rip someone's helmet off? it would be easy in a pile without getting a penalty
>>150480465rule autism is cancer
>>150480419
>1 secondLMAO
WHY WOULD YOU EVER MAKE THAT PLAY?!?!
1 SECOND KINO
Not even close lol
Lynched again...
That was the most embarrassing final two plays
Most predictable college kickers ever
LOL
OH NONONONO
Don't you love that pulse-pounding action?Are we gonna spot it in time? No one knows!
Can this dude kick any balls that don't go fully horizontal?
oof that kicker is a geek
love you niggas goodnight
FIRE UP CHIPS
>>150480511>review ticky tack shit for 17 minutes>time probably ran out but let's go with it one more play!
im glad i stayed up to watch this. that was hilarious
well, RIP that guy's 7-leg parlay, sucks to suck.
it's always smart to bet after midnight
Football is healing.
So glad this fucking midget faggot blew it. God damn I hated watching this faggot in PAC-12 after dark.
>>150480546he's the guy fr fr
didnt san jose state have a hilarious late night spaghetti game last year as well?
>>150480556lol he put on some weight, dude is doughy as fuck
>>150480546>sussmeier
>>150480546>some random >black qb from one of the shitty sec teams added because DEI is still a thing to the NCAA(P)kek
>>150480567They went into 2OT against Washington State but lost 52-54But admittedly that game was kino of the highest order
College Pickem starts this Saturday (8/30) (currently at 47 /sp/tards)https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cpw: PAC12afterdarkNFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 67 /sp/tards)Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Password: Rosepink
auburn chads we are so fucking back.
>>150480576There is a reason he is called Sellers and not Buyers
>>150480563>named allahuakbar>is a football terroristreally makes you think
My Gophers will be ranked by week 3.
>>150480613wrongit's because he throws bombs all over the field
>>150480621>needed last-minute reffie ball to barely beat my gophies when >his team was ranked top 5oh, my.
Well I can tell the run defense is going to be a problem for the entire rest of the season.On the other hand, Sawyer looked pretty good. They should have just let him throw the ball all game, it's not like the running game was getting anything done.
These chips are fire
>>150480691no they are jalapeno
>>150480603bama is better
>>150480691Pleb
>>150480592>giving disney tens of thousands of clicks to run a spreadsheetannual reminder to kys
>>1504807521-0.
>>150480995That quarterback you guys have sure seems to be something. I was impressed.
>>150480546Lmao is that even Carson Beck in that photo?
>>150481077i think thats Ty Simpson from alabama
Watching old wcw shows
>>150480617BASED
>go to bed>wake up>miss out on everyone making fun of Coach Prime & ColoradoAt least I'm ready for the shit show that will be the Texas-Ohio State outcome.
I really really like college football
>>150481720Entire fraternities have coated those tits, guaranteed.
>>150480754black people love these chips
>>150480576don't disrespect my nigga baseders
>>150481720
RIP CORSO
>>150480419>5'8"yikes
I chose Ohio state as my team to root forDoes this make me a bandwagoner?
This game does not appear if you search "CFB scores" on Google. Trump is LITERALLY trying to erase Tarelton State
>>150482749Does it default to Top 25 only? It does on DDG, just need to switch it to All instead and it shows up.
>>150482718no. is one of ancestral m*dwestern kraut teams. you're in good company
Say the line Dukesjak!
>>150483183For me, it is the Dukes of JMU. The best G6 team.
and we’re cummin! to your citayyy
>>150480754Bapp’s?
wake the fuck up faggots
>>150483366yeh drinking coffee now. gonna have an adderal to get all jazzed up for drinking beers today
James Franklin and the Nittany Lions!
>>150483382hah, wow, you’ve lost the plot bro
>>150482815>named after an Italian/Spanish guy>founded by an Irish>all migration flow came from a thoroughly english city from an english state the german larping this country needs to end
>Lee Corso last show on Game Day is today>Passes away on the day of the National Championship Game
can i bet on literally anyone else but pedo state winning the natty
>>150481720my soulmate
Coach Primate
can we start drinking yet
SC AM bets:Tex/OSU Under 46.5Avoid TCU -3.5Weird, it should be one more
Ohio State got a Super Sayin for a QB?
>Trevor goosby is a game time decision >his backup got hurt in training camp >the other backup also got hurt in camp >Texas literally on its 4th string tackle for the first game of the seasonLol it’s over before it began
>>150482749Just download the cfb scores app
Why do college teams have six QBs?
>>150483613Any under with less than 40% of bettors on the under i bet on. Normies bid up the over imagining hypothetical overtimes and hero ball when most games end up 17-24
>CORSO
>>150483722Because they can have 105 players and its hard to tell which high schoolers will turn into good college players
it’s a college football party all day long
Coach Jigaboo
>>150482718you're obligated to make a trip to Columbus and eat one garlic pickle out of the Katzinger's pickle barrel. then you can claim true fandom.
PAT MCAFEE IS BACK! WE ARE SO BACK BROS! Go TEXAS, ALABAMA, OHIO STATE, USC, MICHIGAN, NOTRE DAME, LSU, FLORIDA STATE, MIAMI, FLORIDA, GEORGIA, NOTRE DAME AND EVERY OTHER BANDWAGON TEAM!
Where are my fellow west coast bros, who woke up early to see Corso's finale?
is Lee wearing a fucking tuxedo? lmao
>>150483838Nice that hes pre dressed for his funeral this evening
>>150483838Fucking STUD.
>Puke McApooGross! Just stick to your shitty podcast and calling mandrama show.
>Pat referencing the Vanderbilt upset right next to Saban"See coach? See how much your program sucks now that you're gone?"
Good evening my /cfb/ fellows and my Longhorns bros.Cant wait to watch our boy destroy these anOSU guys.
dave portnoy is fucking hilarious
Portnoy is making mcaffee look like a decent person. Its over for big noon, now its just big nose
>game day kick off>ugly barstool faggot trying to be funny and failing>big noon kick off>ugly barstool faggot trying to be funny while acting like a thug and failingwe lost corso and replaced it with this?
man Lee's mushmouth is so sad to listen to. he shoulda be put out to pasture years ago.
>>150483967Don't you have a Lel Liga match to watch?
B1G Champs
Do east coasties know america cannot stand that rude wanna be edgy personality of portnoy, howard stern and various other east coast attempts at comedy
>>150483976
>/cfb/ is dead>reddit is super faggy and cant stop>247, rivals, on3, etc are pay to use, team specific, and full of mentally ill boomersseething about religion and trumpi wish there was a decent place to discuss cfb
>>150484033Fuck no, they'll miss going bowling and fire Fickell.
>>15048403317 points vs miami of ohio is not even going to make a bowl KEK
>>150484037just say it: jews are not liked
>>150484037>(((east coasties)))
>corso picking lsu to win it allhea really that mentally gone huh. definitely see why hes retiring, hes beyond help
My other favorite genny aside /mlb/.
ryan day still looks like an ftm tranny
has ryan day been hitting the adrenochrome lately?
>>150483967Rise and grind horn bro. Today blowhiocels will know pain
what is ohios deal. they should recognize that theyre just a mediocre state like the rest of us
>>150483817I'm financially destitute In another life
Ryan Day looks like someone who has a GREAT deal for you on a 2007 Toyota Corolla. A deal he wouldn't give to ANYONE else except his new best friend
more like Ryan Gay
I'm so sick of Kirk showing off his dog.
>>150484234He's retiring after today's show
Bros, I really don't like this. There is such an empty feeling about that tOSU / Texas game. It's largely irrelevant and an early season money grab. I don't care for either team, but I would have been really excited to watch such a titanic matchup in week 1. We now know that tOSU could lose to Texas, lose to Meatchicken again and still win the natty.
>>150484225More like Cryin Gay
>>150484234He still hasn't recovered from the death of saint floyd, thats his emotional support dog
>>150484271Wow, the playoff makes the regular season less meaningful? If only someone could have predicted this!
>>150484271The winner gets to be consensus #1. The loser falls to rank #6. There are no real stakes here
>>150484222The only owner was an old lady who drove it to the supermarket
my yellow jackets are undefeated :)
you can just tell ryan gay is soft and his team is gonna be soft
>>150484316Just like last year around this time
>>150484304I didn't ask for it. I'm just glad I attended the last meaningful Michigan Ohio State game in 2023. I almost had a heart attack in the final few minutes, THAT is what college football ought to be.
>>150484351yeah but last year they opened the season against fraudulent shi- ohh
>>150484271Playoffs should've been a 6-team affair. P4 conf champs, highest ranked G6 conf champ, and 1 at-large. Top 2 get 1st round byes. Get an actual playoff format while keeping regular season and actually winning your conference meaningful.
>played for the longhornsWhat position?
Lee Corso, age 89
Young Corso looks like a Bogdanoff
Anyone got a link for gameday? Went to bed early and sober last night (super sleepy goy lately) and I can’t believe I’m awake to watch it
McElroy or Tebow is going to replace Herbstreit when he retires.
lee biden
>>150484398DT
Crazy that lees corso was 60 years old from 1990 to 2015
>Gameday goes to sign off>Corso yells out fuck niggers and fuck NILwew
>>150484461Espn is owned by disney. It will be a brown, spic or jeet
one last weekend at bernie’s
>>150484502>BrownMark Sanchez?
Fox is going to show the Corso headgear pick too
>>150481720Big fat whore
>>150484558That's really cool.
>im deaf in my left ear cause this guy (kirk) wouldnt ever shut upcorso based as always
Corso sounds better than he did last year oddly enough. He must be pumped with the good stuff today. Wonder what it feels like to be attending your own funeral like this
how is Disney allowing all those Jesus signs in the background
silence
>Brady Quinn says you shouldn't say Catholics vs Convicts because not all ND players are Catholic We are so back
Chad BBC
>>150484665Wew
Why isn't ICE deporting college athletes that came into this country illegally?
notre dame needs to apologize for the tens of thousands abused kids
>>150484486
>>150484729because they aren’t here illegally, they got a student visa. although if it is overstayed, lock em up and ship em out
Time to pop your Cialis now gentlemen. It will be peaking for kickoff if you take it in the next 20 minutes or so. Viagra bros wait another hour or so before popping yours
>>150484804But their parents came here and brought them here illegally.
dashboard is back
>>150484378I said this for years. So simple. I'm not even excited for the game today and watch it be the highest rated NCAAF opening game in history. Fucking atrocious what has been done to this league. I fucking hate the NFL but I'll end up watching it more this season for the first time in a long time.
Coach Catheter
>>150484804>>150484834Dont care if illegal or legal they have to all go back, they haven't been sending their best for decades
>>150484836
calm down Hitler
>>150484571fag
will indiana be #cigissmokin this year?
>Turbo RichardThat sounds like a porn star name.
>on stage making fun of black names HAS RACISM GONE TOO FAR?
>There's a "Noah" with a wild name...I won't say it
>>150484983>There is a kid named Noah with a crazy nameUhhhh
>Indiana Jones>Doesn't play for Indiana
Indiana Jones.
>>150484983>no noah knigga or savion hiter shit list
>>150484994>>150485004it's kuh-NAY-guh chuds
>>150485042Remember how pissed he got?
the game day you grew up watching no longer exists college football will soon be as soulless as the NFL
>>150485095moh bility hehe
>Moh Bility
>>150485095>Turbo Dick
>>150485095east-west bowl was supposed to be a parody
>>150485105NCAA v Oklahoma and it's consequences...
my trojies are gonna suck again this year.
>>150480556>remind that lincoln riley says he doesnt want or need a special teams coordinator
>>150485191Look on the bright side, maybe you guys won't get blown out at ND
>>150485191join nuPAC12
someone got better quality?
>sark blaming corso for the death of cfb KWAB
spot of tea, m8?
>>150485250hes an alcoholic armo that no one should ever listen to or trust in.
corso dies within a year not having gamedaykirk killed him
>Kirk unironically saying that teams should claim "quality losses" Jesus Christ
Yay big money little ball! Go team! Don't forget to donate and pay your favorite player or prospect directly via QR code! Tipping isn't optional!
>>150485336This is why the sport is dying. Just go back to BCS ranking with a 12 team play off.
>>150485339Teams should put QR coulds on their helmets instead of logos
>stabbing brutus in the head and eating his brainstexas wins
Are they trying to kill Lee Corso with that food?
>>150480486As soon as he retired the entire sport began to unravel.
I have seen better manners in a nikocado video
>>150485105Too late
>>150485306how quickly did JoePa die once he got cannedI expect something similar with Corso
we’re gonna start having some drinks
>>150485441Retiring is a curse.
What the fuck's up with all the Jesus signs?
>>150485483they know way more people are watching today because it's Lee's last show.
are y'all watching something different? i'm not seeing what you're talking about on fox
door dash adalcohol adgambling ad fast food adgameday brought to you by geico pharma adinsurance ad
>>150485091Where's that Eastern Michigan player, cowards!!
the niggers in front of me in the Chick-fil-A mobile line have like 6 seperate orders and are holding everything up
>Jesus signs fucking everywhere>Old Dominion instead of Coke>Where is Home Depot?>No more Corso>Fucking Toddler 45 year old McAfeeGod gameday went downhill fast
>>150485537>>Jesus signs fucking everywhereI thought you guys liked him
>>150485530You should have door dashed it and earned weekly rewards on the Door Dash app
Belichick sleepwalks into 3rd in the ACC 1st year
*ting*ting*ting*>anOSUCheers!
fedora tippers are trembling lel
horns down should be considered a hate symbol like the "OK" gesture.
Lmao Mack Brown was on Big Noon
glen powell is handsome ngl no homo
I didnt know this Twisters movie guy was a Texas chad.
>Texas has the "juice" this year
>>150485612Evangelicals are cringe as fuck, keep your shitty signs at home
College football is gay. I’m just here to see arch manning snap his neck
>>150485630>hate gesture
>>150485597Based
>>150485650
I would slurp and suck glen powells cock and then shuv it up my ass and bounce up and down on it all night ngl no homo. Also, go Ohio state
How do you fix the sport?
hungry too lazy to cooktoo cheap to order food
>>150485689who doesn't love seeing gruesome injuries LIVE on saturday!?
Michigan should hang a split banner or a split trophy
I like Big Noon more than College Gameday
This chick wants me to take her out tonight, but it's week 1 of college football...What do I do bros? Stay in and watch the games or go out with her?
Kennesaw State should have defeated Sleep Forest.
>>150485733Just order something and then you have like 30 minutes to do nothing
>nooooo stop praising Jesus God isn't real REEEEEEEE
>>150485754CFB is gay now. Unless you're paying to win there's no point. Go out with her.
>>150485748but it’s corso’s last weekend at bernie’s
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS OLD DUDE THAT CAN BARELY FORM A SENTENCETHE TIME TO RETIRE WAS A DECADE AGO
>>150485775That's true though. You're just wasting your time.
>>150485754Go on the date retard
>Evangelical bs signs>"Praising" JesusYou are going to hell sir
CORNDOG
>>150485723Give all of the NIL money to this anon >>150484351
>>150485754Football >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getting laid
i think Pat McAfee will do it better than CorsoFind out next week i guess
>>150485852He's fucking awful already how could he be an improvement when he's already there and being a useless piece of shit?
>>150485630it's a based symbol
Corso dropping an N-bomb would be peak right now
>>150485336I think it makes more sense for individual players to do that. I have seen more than a few games where a team lost but a player who eventually made it to the league had a good game.
>>150485842yeah get laid on a weekday when ur bored. Saturday is for gettin lit and football
First for Midwest girls
Katy Perry getting horny for Trevor Knight was peak Gameday.
>>150485754That's a man
>>150485095>Moh Bility
>>150485885>Those legsJESUS IS TRULY LORD HE IS RISEN
>>150485095cam on trey smack some fakken fgs
>>150485754she tidies up well with a great big smile, go on the data you fucking retard
>>150485885If you like this you ain’t straight
What the FUCK is Kirk cooking lmao
good morning everyone, fuck notre dame
When is college gameday going to talk about college football?
>>150485754She got some Travis hunter mouth going on but she is cute
>>150485754Go out with her retard. You're gonna regret it if you don't.And don't try to be sneaky and watch games on your phone. Give her attention and you'll probably get laid.
>>150485928wish she tittied up tho iykwim
>If you like women you're not straightAndrew Tate sure cooked Gen Z brains
>>150485968small perky titties >
>>150485754If you go out with him then you're going to miss LSU vs Clemson. Not worth it imo
>>150485929Sounds like something a fag would say
>>150485970honestly? good.if retards on the internet can convince people to overwrite primal urges because it's not "based" and "alpha" we deserve to die as a species. give the planet to the octopi or something
>>150485970Fuentes has been saying that for years now
>>150485754>posting your future wife on 4chinz
>>150485988i like women as much as the next guy but that’s gay
>>150485754Nice toes
>>150485998That's a man
Was there even a single highlight from an ACC game last year?
EA can't even hide their shitty animations in the advertisement
>>150485998something is offputting about her head
>>150485723Revenue sharing across the entirety of the FBS.
ketchup on scrambled eggs is the only way ill eat em
>warming up literally over 2 hours before kickoff This is one of the most retarded things in sports. Coaches are downright screwing their teams over with this shit
>>150485998>Feminine face>Manly body
>I need sugar on my eggsgrim
>>150486033Clemson's freshman kicker hitting a 57 yard FG to win the ACC over SMU was pretty impressive.But FGs don't make highlight reels.
>>150485754Im not going on a date with you anymore. I cant believe you posted a pic of me on this anime porn website. Sicko
>>150485754cfb. your university will always be there for you. she wont
>>150486068Lol, a kicker. That's it? Nice ""power"" conference there
Whatup my fellow soft individuals
Trump just died
please drink responsibly
>>150486110I hope this is true
GUYS BROTHER IS A KICKER
>>150486110the tariffs are dead at least, let this bull stock market run
what is gonna happen if arch manning turns out to be mediocre?
>Kirk's dog shitting on the kicker field lmao based
ill be smoking crack today instead of alcohol
>>150486104This bald cracker resigned from his job btw
LIVE PERRO CACA
PAY UP
STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
Alright, now SJSU needs him for the team.
>>150485095Jackson Ambush is a peak LB name
Based finance bro no-selling that jabroni and kirk's gay ass dog
zoomers are so awkward
Everybody can do that.
SJSU OFFERING HIM A SCHOLARSHIP RN
"WATCH THE POOP!"
>dog shits on the fieldthank god this wasnt at fsu someone would eat it
>>150486169Yeah i heard he got a job as the CEO of Racism after that
My brother got tired of our parents talking about him behind his back so he set their house on fire. Thanksgiving is gonna be funny.
>>150486110sorry libtard this has been debunked.
>ohio stadium mostly emptynobody is excited for this shit matchup
>>150485095It feels weird not seeing atleast two LSU names on this list.
>>150486207All you need to do to get into America and get free education is just practice kicking a ball. Thats it. You don't even take hits in practice like all the other players. You're just a soccer player in pads. You might get to do a fake kick twice and will get tackled like once a year
>>150486011you honestly sound like a virgin
>>150486255It's even easier since 99% of high school kickers are actually terrible and never should be doing it. If you're even average, you stand out and are guaranteed to be recruited.
>>150485754tell her you want to make it special and you need time to come up with a good date so do tomorrow instead, then you can do both. easy
>>150486266Muh penis into a hole! Are you still in irish high school?
>>150486266But enough about me
How many years of eligibility does Carson Beck have???
>>150486207The hardest part is planting your foot on grass with sneakers
>>150485754Tell her that football is on and you're not missing any of the action for a piece of ass. If she's a real nigga, she'll understand.
>baking some chicken legs Hope these come out good bros. I was gonna use my smoker but it’s too early I can’t be bothered to get it fired up
>>150486299Only 8 more covid years.
where is portnoy?
>>150486311Dark meat is really hard to mess up cooking
Sayinmore like Gayin lul
>>150486311I'm cooking up some burgers later. Probably just eat a sandwich or something for the noon game.
How do I find teen trannies in my area
wen playoffs? the regular season is irrelevant now, not to mention BOOOOORING!
>>150485998She looks like she's 6' but her head and face is that of a 5' tallgirlThat head with that giraffe neck is bizarre
>>150486318they failed to tie a string around the horse shoe so he can't appear there on the sabbath
>>150486338those tendies are undercooked
don't watch much college ballredpill me on arch manning
>teen
>>150486236It'll be>highest rated opening game ever>3rd largest ever crowd at Ohio Stadiumannnnnd it doesn't matter, in fact, whomever gets their loss out of the way early has a better shot at a natty. They can even lose another one if they want to an inferior opponent and STILL win the natty. Isn't college football great anon?!
coach primate
>>150485754why not? So you can watch Bama and FSU in a shitshow? There's no good games on tonight, go on the date retard, she's cute
Two games worth watching.Yeah, not much has changed in cfb, has it?
>>150486370I want to take a teen tranny’s virginity. I’ve fucked several virgins but no trannies so far.
>>150486390si ti ereht dna
>>150486310Just cancel on her. She will want you even more, be vague "something came up" Or just use a female flake excuse, the top ones I can remember "Im sorry I forgot my friends birthday party is tomorrow" "I'm sorry but my aunt just was rushed to the hospital"
>>150486357He has prototypical size and great athleticism. His arm is strong but I'm still not sold on his overall arm talent. I look forward to seeing how well he processes and throws with anticipation. A lot of questions on him have yet to be answered.
>>150486400huh?
A running back is going to win the Heisman this year.
>>150486357He’s just a name. If his name was “arch smith” he would just be another 6’4 230 pound QB with elite speed and a rocket arm who grew up in QB camps his whole life coached by an offensive wizard and surrounded with top tier skill players.
>>150486415That's always kino. A good rushing attack is satisfying to watch.
>>150486391best you can hope for is a monumental upset and even that is meaningless.Appy State beat Michigan and Michigan ended up ranked and playing in a Bowl game anyway.
>>150486345There is something wrong about that guy I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Now I know.
Why is this game at noon and not on primetime?
>>150486441We gotta kick off the season right
>>150486441because Clempus LSU is a bigger game
For me, it's:>VMI-Navy @ Noon>Toledo-Kentucky @ 12:45>Bucknell-Air Force @ 3:30
>>150486441Because fuck you, that's why.
>>150485597based
How many drugs is Corso on to keep him alive right now?
corso is going to dot the i
>>150486441noon is primetime
Hooters just went woke
>>150486497I don't think he'll be alive to witness the NCG. Ozzy Osbourne only had days after his concert.
>>150486512Kek their tips about to be cut in half
>>150486441Noon games are better, that means you'll be able to go out tonight with the boys and pickup chicks, right anon?
>>150486305I played soccer on a pitch with grass once without cleats... Man I fell so hard... KEK.
>>150486512Most of their women don't even have big tits anymore
>>150486441Fox uses Ohio State as viewership bait because otherwise noon slates are usually pretty dire. It's a way to guarantee some ROI on the noon slot.
>corso.exe has stopped responding
>>150486512put a wrapper on that brapper
>tfw turn 40 this yearAm I still allowed to shit post with you guys?
>Corso ded>McAfee the center of attention and shoe horned into every second of ESPN coverage>Star of David Portnoy on Fox It's over
>>150486512Meanwhile the local twin peaks parking lot is full at all times. Just another case of a company forgetting who they are and what they are about.
>>150486566I'm 197
This is so depressing... Glad he's hanging it up. It hurts to watch.
>>150486512>tries to become more family-friendly the kiss of death for any business
>>150486531I'll be in my dorm room watching Vtubers and anime all night.
>Castellanosgrim
>>150486566Get your cialis prescription and you’re good
Lee Corso's going to drop dead before he gets his pick in.
>Corso mumbles something incoheartenly>everyone: wowIt's just fucking sad
>Texas A&M>Texas>Oklahoma>MizzouThey should all fuck off back to the Big 12. Arkansas can leave too.
>>150486566Ready for that colonoscopy?
>>150486540All of the women at Hooters are sad.
>>150486512If they were smart that'd show more. Pussy lips hanging out. Ask the customer if they want to lick ketchup off their titty. Bring napkins to the table with their butthole.
>>150486591Florida State QB? Dude is one of the best running QBs in college. Throwing is a completely different story.
Corso just sealed it Bama by 50
I was told that big noon kickoff was superior but it smells like the same dogshit to me
oh yeah, Hawaii beat Stanturd didn't they. with a one-legged QB.lmao
>>150486610they're really not that bad. worst part is shitting your brains out the night before
Lincoln Riley, Luke Fickell, and Mike Norvell are my picks for coaches to be fired during or after the season if they don't do better.
At least Corso is having this moment before he’s dead
>>150486641I don't even see a stream anywhere lol failson ass programming
>>150486695he doesnt know hes not dead
>>150486512Good. They should all be wearing Burkas anyways.
>>150486512>Less families than ever>More single virgin sexless men than ever>Lets be family friendly Bold strategy cotton lets see how it plays out.The truth isThe women are uglier working there than 20 years ago and they changed the wings around 2010 and people are just far poorer
>>150486512They need to rebrand as Goth Hooters. They'd become the hottest spot in town.
Did Florida State add a shit load of talent through the portal? I don't understand why Alabama vs. FSU is even a question of who is going to win. Alabama is going to fucking drill them. And I hope Alabama loses because I fucking hate them, but come on.
>>150486755Bama is a 14 point favorite
>>150486737A Hooters girl from 20 years ago in today's age is showing their pussy on OF for 20X the money.
>>150486752Im grateful i got to date a goth baddie a decade ago. Crazy sex but she was fucking crazy and I had to pull the plug
>>150486737Hot young girls with no morals are busy printing money with onlyfans. I’m surprised hooters can even find any semi hot girls to work there at all. Same with strippers really, strippers nowadays are exclusively drug addicts who need dat cold hard cash every night
>>150486737instagram a true menace on hooters. These women can basically be work from home whores now.
in another timeline ryan gay is jobless if they didn’t win the natty last year. things were looking bad after losing to um
>>150486755It's gambling retard talk
>>150486512I went to Hooters once and the waitress was way too playful with me and I knew it was because she thought she could milk a bigger tip out of me. I ended giving her nothing because it pissed me off.
>>150480419I'll be at the UGA-Marshall game today.>be me>WVU alumnus and fan>attend UGA for my PhD and teach here now>first game is against little brother MarshallI wish them all the best but I think they're going to get flattened. Go Dawgs, but good luck to the Herd>Go 'Bows, fuck Zona>Go Golden Eagles>Go Toledo>and ofc Let's Go Mountaineers
>>150486785This unironically, if you're a hot blonde already willing to show your ass and cleavage to real people, why not show your actual tits ass and pussy to fake internet people for WAY more money.
>>150486558If Lee Corso begins datamoshing live on air, it proves we live in a simulation.
>>150486441I assume a lot of people who have never seen a college football game will tune in because of Arch, so they're trying to get them before they forget and go out for the night.
Jordan Peele is so fucking cringe
>>150486755If they lose or keep it close against shitters like UVA, Stanford, VT, and Pitt, Mike Norvell may not make it to the Florida game.
>>150486816Ohio State fans act like their team goes 0-12 every season.
I don't give a shit about Lee Corso. There, I said it.
I could beat archie mannys ass if I wanted
>>150486864pretty soon you'll never see him again
>>150486864you have to be 18 to post here
>>150486835You fucking autist thats the selling point
>>150486864That's because you're 12 years old and have brainrot from tiktok, don't worry you'll get more pat next year
>>150486869He's old as fuck
I'm still not use to watching B1G games on CBS.
>>150486869Post a picture of yourself with time stamp
>>150486816it would be a worse move than Nebraska moving away from Solich, and would've deserved the same "abandoned by God" fate
Lee Corso has worked at ESPN longer than 95% of /cfb/ has been alive.
>clempus
>>150486892>>150486885I watch the games. I don't give a shit about the pregame bullshit, post game bullshit, announcers, etc. I want to watch football.
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>>150486887Fuck off. I didn't even want to go there, I wanted to go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet but my friends all outvoted me.
>>150486898>wanting to jack off to another member of speeThe fuck dude....
I love how even the announcers that are supposed to objective keep calling it >the other Death Valley Clempus fans are seething I just know it lol
>>150486931have a little fun unc, sheesh
>>150486785>>150486796>>150486812Hooters could have taken advantage of this with networking posting the girls and their instas. Only a couple thousand girls are living off OF
>>150486931Also have that instinct to hit the mute button when the commercials play. Bliss.
Why is everyone sleeping on Belichick and UNC? Sure they won't make it to the playoffs but they'll do better than what everyone predicts them at.
how did clempus get a preseason rank of 4 again?
>>150486931I want to watch you undress and get into the shower
>>150487023white QB
>>150487022Will they be better than 8-4? That's what I think they'll be.
>>150487023They'll be the only ACC rep in the playoffs again.
>>150487022That team got looted by the tranny portal. Bill is not a miracle worker. For example both Texas and Ohio state will have UNC defensive linemen transfers starting for them. Atkinson and Shaw
when does the stream start lads?
>>150487022No one give a shit about the ACC outside of Clempus and Miami.
>>150487033Trust me, you don't.
>>150486894It feels so weird
>>150487023Miami at 10 is more insulting.
Bros just got health chakra in junior year november. This run is so ON.>He doesn't race umas while watching gameday and eating double quarter pounders and large cokeSad!
I don't tip at all. Sometimes I don't even pay for the food, I just leave.
Katrina ruined any state north of LA more than it did LA
Why is Notre Dame the only team playing on NBC? Are the owners ND alum?
>>150487022Because Belichick is going to be in the NFL next year with the Commies.
>>150487128You can just say "I'm a nog" it's less to type for your ape brain
>>150487128Colorado fan?
>>150487128There is pounds of food in every fast food restaurant's trash cans.That's why I no longer feed beggars, I just tell them to dig it out of the trash.
>football>football>Football>FOOTBALL
Does anyone else think Texas are frauds? Arch has done nothing and they have an entirely new offensive line.
Julian Sayin is going to Kamehameha that Texas defense.
these beers to tasting good. too good
>>150487157I could see him going back, but the Redskins? nah.
>>150487171Beggars these days don't even take food. They just want money for fent.
>>150487171I've never seen a beggar that actually wants food, just money so they can buy drugs/alcohol.
>>150487188not frauds but idk about #1
Ryan Day looks like he has down syndrome or like some light version of fetal alcohol syndrome
>>150487188I think YOU'RE a fraud, anon.
>>150487188Their defense is still sus.
>>150487192Dragon Ball discussion on /a/ is the most genuine display of mental illness we have on this website
>>150487157Dan Quinn's job is pretty fucking safe for at least another 2-3 years.
>>150487185We call it Gridiron (Griddy) for short around here.>>150487188Texas is a powerhouse for sure. I don't think Manning lives up to the hype and will crack under pressure but if he is what people want him to be Texas are the rightful #1 favorites.
>>150486357I hope my colts wins starched for arch and pick up not so starvin marvin in free agency
>>150487188Yes but everyone else is a fraud too this year. It’s a weird ass year for cfb
>>150487188They're good but their ranking is 100% because of the first game of the year and to hype the shit out of it for viewership. Top 15 team. #1, not even close IMO.
Is this shit actually starting at 9am or will they keep yapping and running commercials for another hour?
>>150487220That MAY be true, but nobody is watching me as much as people are watching and depending on Texas.
>>150487239its starting at 12pm but really 12:15pm
The University of Florida Gators will win the SEC. It all starts today. Cap this post. CHOMP.
>>150487239Kickoffs are on CPT now
>>150487225It's also responsible for some of the worst memes that bleed into other boards.
why do niggers do everything to make noise, standout, be obnoxious? This nigger at the gas station was screaming with their phone speaker on.
>>150487233peyton wont let colts pick his nephew no matter what after what happened with Luck
Has there been a time when Ohio State was a bottom feeder program?
It would be kino if Corso passed away tomorrow
Holy fuck, they're going to do that stupid shit where they show both teams run out onto the field aren't they?
>9amImagine living on the west coast lmao
>>150487283like what? I only know kneeling
>>150486441Im actually relieved its at noon because my friend is getting married at 5 and it be eternally bitter at him if i had to miss the season opener and one of the few meaningful regular season games
>>150487303It would be better if he made his last pick and expired right then and there.
>>150487303It would be kino if he dies as soon as he puts the headgear on.
>>150487291That was me. I love doing little things that ruin your day by just a little bit.
>>150484037I get a Kraken add with Portnoy every time I watch YouTube on my phone... it makes me want to KMS i hate that fucking turbo kike
>>150487310Yeah, living in the only habitable zone in America sure does suckImagine having deadly summers AND winters. Couldn't be me
>>150487291because they don't have dads
>>150487327>suffocates inside the headgearK I N OINO
what are you getting from doordash today anons?
>>150487273Got to get through LSU and UGA to get a chance at the SEC championship game.
(((They))) wouldn't let Corso pick the wrong team in his final appearance, wouldn't they?
>>150487157Zero chance Dan Quinn gets fired.
christ, his nose is fucking huge
>>150487334your fault for being a retard who doesn't know how to block ads or even spell ad
>>150487303100% he's living through the season. There's no way he doesn't see the Army/Navy game at least.
>>150487364It's going to be anOSU
>>150485754Go out with her then watch football on your phone the entire time
>>150487302nowhatever whiny Ohio State fans would have you believe, even Cooper batted .700 in his time there. Ohio State doesn't reach "elite" as much as they should, but they're the closest thing to recession-proof this sport has.
>>150487358Door dash has replaced the Marlboro red as the defining characteristic of the lower class retard
He looks so unprofessional, put on a suit you fucking bum
>>150487394I have youtube premium and he somehow manages to kike his way through, its unbelievable
>>150485754Take her to a bar to watch the games. If she's a bitch about it, she ain't for you.
What should I eat for breakfast anons
>>150487469I made pancakes and sausages
>>150487469ground beefeggsbananawater1 oz pure chocolate (no sugar!)multivitamin
>>150487273They'll lose the game vs. UGA
Are we staying here for the final pick or is someone making a new thread?
>>150487362>>150487399Gators eat haters
>>150487482From scratch?
I feel bad for LeeHis brain is clearly still there, but his mouth just doesn't form the words properly
For me I had, 3 eggs, 3 pieces of bacon, hashbrowns, biscuits and gravy, and a big glass of OJ with my daily creatine mixed in. I will be taking an epic shit around halftime.
I'm gonna CHOOOOOOP
>>150487516The pancakes, not the sausages
>>150487498This thread will be up for 4 more hours anon chill out
>corso picked Florida stateWell I officially don’t care which mascot head he wears now. I do kind of care who saban picks though
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Wait, aren't they doing SuperDogs anymore?
>>150487522Feels like a stroke victim
>>150485095>IT'S. PRONOUNCED. KUH NEH GAHwhy did they snub him
>>150487545He played at FSU. Not surprising for his last show.
>>150487567Already did
>Lee picks Florida State over AlabamaTHE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>150487576Oh yeah good point
>>150486836I don't care how wrong I am but these are my full predictions and feel free to call me retarded>anOSU>Vols>Southern Miss>FAU>Purdue>Tulane>Pitt>Navy>Merrimack>Toledo>Boston College>WVU>UConn>Indiana>L'ville>Penn State>Georgia>>Iowa State>Air Force>UmASS>NIU>Oregon>Liberty>Arkansas>Memphis>Oklahoma>Iowa>Coastal Carolina>JMU>Florida>Kansas State>Texas A&M>Vandy>MTSU>WKU>LSU>Michigan>USC>Ole Miss>Utah>BYU>SMU>AZST>Wazzu>Cal>Hawaii>Washington
Desmond chuckled when Kirk said "Ohio State at home, a very tough team to beat." lul
>>150487747I'm still baffled they lost to that piss poor Michigan team
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
