DEM BOYS GONNA WIN DA SUPERB OWL
the one, single webm that started the downfall of the muttlover
da flu
>>150480777Nice trips
P U R E K I N O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2MHKuuJMLc
Owned by Tyson Bagent
guess the hot new word in these parts is plonked
Whyd they get rid of him? Too many racial slurs I assume
Don't sleep on the Rams this season
LOL
Hmmm
how bout dem boyz?
>>150480850HEY! They do NOT get refball!
>>150480857The Chiefs LT would have intercepted that if he didn't have the flu!
>>150480875Just wait!
How do I delete 4chan?
>>150480863>This was a move to get us successful in the playoffs. This was a move to be better on defense, stopping the run. This was a move to, if we get behind, to not be run on.It was a deliberate move, a well thought out move to make this happen.
>>150480890>his defeatkys
True
>>150480907Mahomes wouldn't last 3 years back then
>>150480911Arguably, he would have been raised as a man, instead of a reffieboi faggot and would have been used to playing real football instead of this1-1,000 recess bullshit.
So now that the mutt lost the broccoli will the generation is deathly afraid of getting seen being genuine or having an original thought copy him or not
>Parsons, Pickens and Tyler Smith all represented by Athletes FirstThis could have lasting consequences
I have it on good authority that patti cuckitni's mommy used to get DP'd by Kirby Puckett and Kent Hrbek.
>>150480926True
>>150480941>at times
>>150480947Ref baby fraud
we gonna threepea-ack
>>150480947Refs didn't call this a penalty iirc they saw through his bullshit. Still the foul baiting is obvious. Anyone who defends it is probably a transplant Packers fan from the Rodgers era
>>150480993Yeah faggot behavior
>>150480785hahaha
>>150481036very impressive sir
>>150481048
w i o n s
>>150481154Many are typing this
>wions
If you aren't in the broship you wouldn't get it. Everyone knows Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins are taking over. Will we go 5/5 making the playoffs? The smart money says yes
>>150480933It could also have the lasting consequence of the Cowboys having enough money to pay those players. Pickens would need to have a 1200+ yard season and not get thrown out of more than one game for them to extend him but it's not outside of the realm of possibility. Tyler Smith is a beast they won't let him leave unless he gets his knee severely plonked or some other such significant injury
the more I observe the kiwi's posting habits the more I believe he's a Lions fan behind all the schizo posting on /nfl/. At first I thought it was just a schizo essay from the webm spammer, but they might be on to something
>>150481178>some rando faggot with girl hair is going to save the cryionsOh...i...am....laffin'
josh, cum in me and my sister please
>>150481264>schizo essay from the webm spammer,Again, NFL webms are not "spam" as you continue to cry and seethe and shit yourself about. Also, I don't have time to make some "essay". I have a life.
>>150481264Who cares what you or some schizo faggot thinks about anything? I've been posting in Ravens gamethreads for 13 years dumbass. I've been to the states to watch the Ravens play. The only people who think I'm not a Ravens fan are basically outting themselves as newfags easily influenced by mutt essays. Get a clue or you'll keep getting plonked by me
>i paid roger goydell lots of money to see my favorite groids play recess!weird flex...
it ultimately doesnt matter whether or not jffm likes goof or lamonkey more, theyre both unconscionable ploff chokers that will NEVER win an owl KWARB
>OH MY SCIENCE! I should post exclusively about the Ravens every single general and spam Lamar stat comparisons then I'll be a real fan!! Oh boy that'd be so freaking epic and fun for everyone!!!! Truly the peak of football discussion is only talking about your team and statistical comparisons in every post!!!!! WOWIE ZOWIE FRIGGIN NUMBERINOS!!!!!!!!
For an Aussie, you sure suck at bantering ya wee cunt
>HOW DAREEEE YOU NOT PAY 3 MID SHITTERS 50% OF YOUR SALARY CAP JERRY. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING
what's the consensus on Bo "the greatest white man" Nix?picrel
>>150481489Drew Lock 2.0
>>150481498but jew shylock never made it to the playoffs
Word on the street is that Mahomes eats his own cum.
Goor morning saars
Ummmm is this okay? Can I post something Ravens related??Oh heck I don't wanna FRICKIN set off the Chiefs fans. They're so fragile. Maybe I should post Goffie beating them instead?
I'm 5/5 getting Croskey-Merritt in /sp/ drafts lmfao can't wait for this season when he's the Redskins lead back
>>150482388enjoy his 7 point average because that shit defense has jayden throwing 45 times a game
>>150482404It's always funny reading posts from people who can't evaluate college tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
RIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
>>150480777the first signs were there in the playoff game against the browns w/ baker. first game he truly looked like shit
>>150482247Lmao Chiefs were totally outschemed on that one
>>150482388Based. Marritt finner boutta dip his Cockskey all over this league
Look at this smug cocksucka
>>150482247
>>150482694Please make Kaos-sensei
>>150482417has nothing to do with what i said. his fantasy production will be shit this year. Daniels will have a slump, the defense won't be good enough to stop the bleeding and JCM will have no volume. hes not the goalline back, hes not the receiving back, jayden and deebo will cut into his volume. he'll be a top 30 RB if you're lucky
>>150482817>Daniels will have a slump, the defense won't be good enough
>>150482817Oh really? Wow that's amazing Anonymous I totally trust your opinion over my Eye Test you dumb mutt faggot cuckold bitch hahahaha wowww please tell me your opinion I'LL TOTALLY take it seriously aaahahahaha
>>150480771statmutt
7
Listen so basically the players I think are good?? Well EPA and DVOA say they're not good!! :(Can someone who looks at numbers 24/7 please tell me what players on dem Ravens are actually good??? I can't just LOOK and WATCH these players because WHAT IF THE NUMBERS don't align with my point of view??????We couldn't possibly have that aaaahahaahahhahahaaa oh my GAWD I LOVE FREAKING NUMBERS AND ANALYTICS FUCK YES PLEASE CUM IN MY SPHINCTER OH GOD NUMBERS NUMBERS AND MORE NUMBERS
Anybody here no matter how much even if you bet $50,000 at Steelers over 8.5 if you post the betslip itt I'll match the over Test me niggers
>>150481288>I've been posting in Ravens gamethreads for 13 yearswow... very inspiring stuff
>retarded chink who doesn't watch ball and ojust looks at stats thinks the Cowboys lost the trade WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the most predictable plonked shit imaginable. Who ever thought giving her an AP vote was a good idea?? Same bitch who wanted Eric Bienemeny to Head Coach half the league. Absolutely disgusting mongoloid
>>150483000would be so easy to hurt her i bench max pl8s
I can't ever imagine taking a woman's opinion about NFL seriously. Frelund and Russini? I'll at least entertain their absurd ideas. Mina Kimes?? Right into the garbage bin along with anyone who quotes DVOA. Women aren't serious people
>>150483179Tbf tho my mom probably knows the NFL better than Collin Cowherd or Nick Wright.
>>150483142Are you that same retarded kiwi that everybody hates and was pretending to know what pussy tasted like?
>>150483179My mom is a very serious person
>>150483320I’ll take that as a yes. Thanks for putting on a trip
Imagine being a stupid ugly retarded chink getting paid to repeat what jewish troglodytes tell you to say?Remember """she""" (troglodyte) told us Eric Bienemy was kept put of the NFL because of racism WHAHAHAHAHA
did you guys hear the cowboys defense had the BEST EPA in the league with micah on the field?!
Imagine being a disgusting 5'2 chink bitch and hired by a major NFL Network because of diversity quotas and then repeatedly being wrong about player, coach and team evaluations AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAreas trad wifes are attractive
>>150483374Many are saying this
>yea ummmm Eric Bienemy is basically the best coach ever my Jewish handler told me to say that while he stuffed my mouth this morning yea black people held down and niggers are all powerful now give me AP vote plz I'm so smartAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>150483374Probably DVOA because it treats 8 sacks against the Panthers and the Eagles the same
>>150483466Kek
This general is insufferable, I can’t wait for the season to start.
Ruh roh, more tripmanlets having a melty. Many such cases
>>150483511Based. I screamed violently at a bunch of Mexicans last night
This guys going into overdrive hunting for replies. Gentle reminder he admits to being sexually assaulted by blacks in America
Heh... seems to be a lot of Dem Wions on the list sheeeeesh
>>150483903Friendly reminder you allowed your country to get abused into digital IDs and vaxx mandates for 2 years and the only people who did shit to protest were based Melbournites
Ew it replied to my posts. Good thing i don't understand what retards who don't know anything about football say
>admits to being a vaxxmaxxed NSWcuck Fucking embarrassing kek up the blues tho right Nigel??
>15. Jared Goff
Cool essay. Didn't read though lol
I'd be mad too if my favorite teams were playoff chokers
Oceania sewer rats shouldn't be fighting amongst each other.
.....Is it true that the Kiwi was raped in 2017?
>>150484311He said the other day he got mugged in new orleans and had to suck one off so he didn't die. Lol.
>>150484360He’s a silly goose. He got caught pretending to know what pussy tastes like and it was pretty funny.
>Micah Parsons, locker room cancer, is now gone.>No longer need to take the massive cap hit to sign re-sign him>Jordan Love and the Packers are going to go 3-14 AT BEST>Dallas Cowboys have the #1 overall pick two years in a rowJerry fucking won.
reminder the chiefs and cowboys are america's team
>>150484709>still eating off victories from decades ago, with nothing of value accomplished since>overpay for everything, most of which is inferior to what you can get elsewhere>run by senile senior citizens and retarded nepo babies>culture invaded by mexicans and central americansYeah, the Cowboys fit at least
Unironically, what is his weakness? How do you stop him? I've been watching videos about him from NON Commanders people, and it's all confirming what I saw with my eyes. This kid is already elite out of the gate.>checkdown merchant100% true at the start of the season. However, by the middle and end of the year, he had not only begun throwing way more balls into the center, he was doing it well>he throws to one side of the fieldAgain, true at the start. But also something that disappeared by the end of the season. >he takes too many hitsKinda true, but that's also not really something you can scheme against as a DC. >But [non-QB]I'm not talking about anyone else right now, just Daniels. I genuinely don't know what his weakness is. He's already at that Mahomes/Allen/Jackson tier where he is always working on his game, but doesn't have big holes to fix like the rest of the QBs in his draft
>>150484905His weakness is actinoids
>>150484311yes, but he never brings up the other 27 instances between 2012-2024. His bussy is nikocado-tier. Don't ask me how I know
It's almost time for Pey Pey's nephew to btfo aOSU
>>150485039>mfw the Jerrysworld landmines take Daniels' leg off
Fantasy sleepers? Heh, thats an easy one. For me, it's JJ McCarthy in the 10 round. >The legs of a Vick>The moxy of a Montana>The poise of an Elway>The arm of a Manning>The greatness of a Brady>The beauty of a DiCaprioPick him in the late rounds and win your fantasy league (like a KANG).
>>150485824Shame about the injury because he was actually my favorite QB in that year’s draft class. He was surrounded by guys like Michael Penis jr and Caleb Williams though so that was part of why, but also because all he ever did in Michigan was win and kick ass. None of that matters though because all of his success was because of the head coach apparently and NFL teams would rather draft a guy who cries in his mommies’ arms and loses more than he wins.
Bo Nix is the main character
>>150486186.......of going 1-6 against playoff teams.
Why WhatsApp?
>150486239You live in the past because you fear the future.
>>150485824He's never escaping the WC Round with KOC as his head coach.
>>150486257The Broncos have a brutal schedule this year. They're not even making the playoffs.
>Blo DixLmao
>>150486240We love that shit best messenger app
....is it true that Pat Mahomes molested and sodomized his younger brother Jackson so many times it turned him a mentally ill homosexual?
>his QB has 0 playoff wins
>>150486457None of the QBs on my team have even won an NFL game
>>150486470Saints?
>>150486526Yes
>>150483179Joy Taylor knows ball
>>150486574I don't like peanut butter. I won't apologize. I simply won't eat the peanut butter
Look like they cracked down on streaming sites before the NFL season lol
>>150486574I'd give her my joy right into her taylor of you know what I mean
>>150483779Coward!
>>150486636Don't blame you. It's considered gross by most foreigners.
>>150486636Marmite is gross
>>150483142Is ESPN football analysis now literally nothing but women?
>>150487228braindead women and jive-talking negros are the entire nuESPN brand
>>150487175kek I unironically ate some roughly 6 hours ago on crumpets with some buttah. Very kino
>>150487293The jive talking negros at least played football
>>150487653you people are sick
>>150486419Flag checks out
>>150487653If y’er gonna be here, ya gotta speak are langich.
>>150486265You are such a strange autist to make this the cliff you'll die on either this year or next year
>>150485824Beat flyer QB2 right now in 12 man leagues.Ceiling for fantasy is a top 8 QB like Kirk in 2022 and Darnold last year, floor is still a serviceable QB for your bye week and weeks that the Vikings play teams like the bengals and commanders.
>>150483142>>150483466Mackenzie "Knows Ball" Brooks >>>> Mina
>>150489036Nobody knows who that be lil bro we don't watch CBS Sports
>>150486457Keep disrespecting the Vikings. Keep it up, see what happens. Your team is fucked. You’re all F-U-C-K-E-D fucked. You think the Vikings are a joke? You’re laughing? Well you’re going to be crying. You’re gonna cry like a little pussy when the Vikings put the beat down on your ass. Oh, we have to face Micah Parsons twice a year now? Lol. Lmao, if you will. Have you seen our O Line? Besides, Parsons is a washed up bum at this point and the packtards have a certified dumbass at quarterback so good luck there. Keep laughing. I’ll be out here, standing in the rain with a smirk on my face while I confidently tip my cap knowing full well you have no fucking clue what’s coming your way. Nothing can prepare you for the Vikings this year. Nothing.
Arch Manning is getting KWAB'd by OSU defence rn
texas is insanely overrated as a program
>>150486186not every penis you put in your mouth is the main character, anon. The Refs own this league
>>150485314other way around. His nepobussy is going to be busted open in three months time.
>>150489309He needs more time
>>150489344They lost 12 players to the draft to be fair but still Arch is looking plonked rn
>>150486574Yeah, my balls
>>150489036I want her to know my balls.
>>150489704exactly, lost 12 starters and they're ranked ahead of the reigning champions
you now remember when he was caught on film talking about his players genitals
Joy Taylor should do porn
>>150489971No, Raj.
>>150489971yes
Anon should do porn
Porn is bad for you.
I'm subscribed to all of spee's mothers' onlyfans. They should not be doing porn.
>>150489971you just know she bounces on dick like a pro
>>150490086why would you watch tripfag moms demean themselves for money?
>>150490099Imagine the boobjobs...
Why are the bills so trash?
Arch is getting his bussy torn open right now
Imagine if Micah Parsons wasn't a useless cuck
>>150490109Anon come get your grandmother
>>150489853>"That's how you can tell if a negro comes from good stock"- Jerry Jones
>>150490239Arch "Caleb Williams" Manning just needs more help and to play non P5 secondary then you'll see
>>150490330the luckiest retard in history. a real forest gump
Jerry Jones is definitely on some Diddy shit
>Jerry blew up the roster for Arch>Arch is completely undraftable ass
>>150490109Based gilf enjoyer
>>150483904How else do they justify the playoff price tickets KEK
>Is the starter by week 6 in you're are path
Quinn ewers is actually a better qb than arch tranning lmao
Reminder that the Commanders got a steal taking him in the 7th round. He missed a year of college ball purely for administrative, non-performance related reasons. He's a 2nd round talent who nobody else saw
>>150490905>bengals preseason defensei get hyping up your guys but come on anon
>>150490905One more fucking week for football...can't wait to see my Commies play
>>150490940Those were the Bengals starters>Bengals defensive startersFair, but my point is less about the webm and more about Crosky being a MUCH better talent than his draft round would suggest. People massively overlooked him for missing that year which was all about some discrepancy in the usage of his number
Packersbros...
>>150490992they didn't even have hendrickson out there dude can we be for real
>>150490686He's a good ol' boy. I hope he gets a chance somewhere
>>150491013Trey being on the field wouldn't make Crosky get drafted earlier.
>>150484360and he used too much teeth so he ended up hospitalized
>>150491070That play right there made me realize Jayden was THAT guy.
>Renfrow backCool>Coker injured, probably missing at least 4 gamesGod fucking dammit
>Nick Sirianni does noth-ACK!
>Damar Hamlinthis nigga sucks
>>150491232Me too. I've said it before, but they only had 10 guys on the field. Jayden gets everyone in line and then gets an absolute dime off. 22 is completely unblocked and Jayden lets it rip while Terry is still at the 20, and the ball goes right in his handsThis webm is also another favorite. Daniels makes the smallest arm movement and that ball goes FLYING into the arms of a receiver who can't even see it
it's our year
>>150480771Say Nick Herbig ten times fast
>>150491329Hoping Jaylin Lane is going to pick up the role of Dyami with ease. Can't wait to watch him play
>>150491365>ravens beat the chiefs>eagles stomp everyone>eagle ravens superbowl>but ravens don't have a white qb
the pre season mahGOAT cope itt is insaneremember to take your meds
>>150491370But that sounds like..... EGADS WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?
>>150491406I'm feeling so good about all of our draft picks. Especially the O-line help. Idk how Jayden and Crosky will be stopped if the O-line is good
Both these OCs are hot garbage. Zone read sucks, all shotgun handoffs up the middle fucking SUCK.
>>150491533Same bro, especially the oline once Cosmi comes back in 4-5 weeks
>>150491528Factos
how do you literally STILL have hope in Lamar Jackson? I'm irl smirking at the sheer delusion of some of these posts
>>150491556Good point but wrong general
lukie luke would tear these shit teams asunder
>>150491650Many are saying this
>>150491528>mahGOATenjoy the last year>no kelce no taylor>no taylor no tv ratings>no tv ratings no roughing the passer>no roughing the passer no playoffs
>>150491745you do realize this has been the same narrative since tyreek left?
>>150480771Why didn't they let the trash panda enjoy the game?
Doesn't know ball anon, what is your cope response to your original post >>150485314 in light of recent events?
>>150491812I don't know what was the narrative back then, I'm just telling you this is kelce's last year and this is the last year of the nfl banking on taylor to boost their ratingsthen the chiefs will be thrown away like a child throws a toy he doesn't want anymorethey created a monster everyone hates except taylor fans and now they destroyed it 33-0 in the superbowl and the next year not even making it
>ARCH
>>150491915He's a Chiefs fan
My Steelers will get blown out in the wild card round again
Imagine being a Cowboys fan and being able to say "WE DEM BOYZ" in an unironic manner kek
Everyone is sleeping on the Rams and more specifically, Konata Mumpfield. Elite football name.
>The cowboys is a team of stars>micah parsons left the cowboys>stars dont leave the cowboys>micah isnt a startrust jerry. he knew micah was a bust
>>150492120That fag sucks cock. I watched him at Pitt
All in my ass
>>150491953KWAB
Koonata Mushmouth
>>150492233cowarddubble dubs
>>150491939well you're wrong, they booty blasted every team well before the taytay hype
>>150492321Frog should stick to Ligue 1.
>>150492195Trip on, Temujin.
>>150481154>>150481178
>>150492339Bratty Bear! Needs PackDADDY correction
>>150490996
>>150480771lmao its August and dude dressed like Frosty the Snowman lmao
Arch is 100% not ready for the NFL
>>150492638Isn't he a sophomore? That's to be expected
Starch is 100% declaring for the 2027 draft
>>150492638Won't be your problem if Dart pans out
>>150492638>>150492672He just needs more time and help.
>>150492321>Matt Nagy still OClel
>shart manthing
whom the fuck are these people
Britanny mahomie
>>150492916>tripfags but irlWho cares?
>>150492916>unfamiliar with speedSomebody get gramps back to the nursing home
>>150492916Modern day minstrel niggers
>>150492916Must be another jewish trick
>decided to blow up the franchise to March for Arch
>>150492934>>150492972Any CFB bets today?
>>150493019Im out...im currently takingchiefs MLbears +3.5Parlay
>>150493002AY HOL UPHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM GOYZ
>>150493002Dak Prescott is still in his prime at 32 years of age. There's nothing saying he can't win multiple Superbowls perhaps even surpassing Tom Brady
>>150493053No player props?
Fartie Manning sucks
>>150493107Just like my Islanders.
Yeah, but does your franchise QB have a stan-tier college QB who impersonates him at every turn?
>>150493165No that's gay. My GOAT can't be replicated. And he's not a mutt.
>Bo Nix scores a touchdown>my dog stands up and says White Power
>>150493104Im not comfortable betting player props on my own yet im too newbie for thatWhat are you taking for week 1?
>>150493165>saved by an interceptionWould’ve been funny if he lost with Taylor and Mahomes present.
>>150493183That didn't happen
>>150493189I'm taking your anal virginity
>>150493213Haram
>>150493189niggles spreadbuncos spreadgaylen squirts ATTD
>>150493234Yes there's gay niggas in Harlem
>>150493209The Bo Nix part or the dog part?
Patrick Mahomes is a cuck
>>150493349Yeah but Brady is the GOAT cuckold.
>>150493183Why do you have so much peanut butter?
>>150491915are rumors true >>150482419is he dead?
>>150493429But Mahomes had an undeniably better start to his cuckolding career. That’s all I’m saying.
lmaooo
>>150493569You posted this at the worst possible time kek
If Bo Nix was black, he would speak E Bo Nix
>>150493635ACK Manning blew it
dem boyz be drafting this entire anOSU defense next year
>overthrow>throw at the receiver's feet>throw behind the receiver>hospital ball
>>150493777Abysmal showing. At least it'll stop all the talking heads jerking him off constantly. Opens up some air time for Luke Altmyer and Drew Allar
>>150493841Drew Allar is my nigga
>>150493840That’ll be $6M
>>150493841You mean Garrett Nussemeier
Arch has such a bad wind up and pass
Did you retards think this dude hasn’t seen the field in 2 years because he’s really good??
>>150493840Welcome to the Saints
my dawgs will win!
>>150493841Allar deserves to go number 1 but he doesn't deserve to get drafted to a team like the Aints or Browns
>>150493921He's going to the Saints whether he wants to or not. If he objects then he should just fucking kill himself because they're taking him anyways.
Occasional reminder the Saints will NOT have a top 3 pick.
>>150494108This is probably true but god damn it I want them to.
>>150494065He'd at least have a chance Naw'leans but if he gets drafted by Cleveland then he's going to be Geno tier
>>150494189It's too bad the Browns, Titans and Jets exist.
>>150494108>>150494189>>150494194no the chiefs are getting the #1 overall after mahomes gets theisman'd vs my eagles.
>>150494194The Saints have a decent offensive line with both tackle positions solidified for the next 5-10 years. Olave and Vele are reliable targets. You can do much worse as a young QB.
My GF of 5 years broke up with me after she learned I threw away all my white underwear and replaced them with brown underwear after I saw the Chiefs draft Josh Simmons. I mean, it's not like I shit myself thinking about how dangerous Mahomes will be with an elite franchise LT but you can never be too careful. I'm a little worried for my Eagles.
chiefs are missing the playoffs this year aren't they?
>>150494334No
>>150494334Them, the broncos, the bengals, and the rams shan't be seeing a playoff game this season. I don't need to hear any your copes, just watch my design unfold before your very eyes.
>>150494334Chiefs are 100% winning the AFCW regardless of what Bronkeks or Chorgers tell you
>>150482756I didn't make the original.>>150494215>no the chiefs are getting the #1 overall Our dumb GM added Minshew who is the worst backup QB since he's good enough to win in the regular season but not good enough to win a playoff game so you're not going to get a good draft pick with him.>>150494334Chiefs offense looks elite. The only question mark is how long will Kingsley take to get decent at the guard position. Chiefs with a good OL aren't losing. Simple as.
>>150494244Olave has had a minimum of 5 concussions but probably more. He is 1 bad tackle away from retirement.
>>150494334No but without refball they'd get rocked in the divisional round
>>150494433>Chiefs oline is goodThey traded away their 1st team All Pro LG and their LT is an unproven rookie
>>150494391I won't question your vision, Roger-sama
Who here hyped for the Jada Smith and Eminem engagement for this year's NFL love story plot in preparation for the Lions-Bengals Superbowl?
>>150494519>Lions>10 year center retired>new OC>new DC>harder schedule>best defensive player suffered a career altering bussy injury last seasonLions shan't sniff a CCG
>luv anime lolis>'ate ai slopMixed feelings with this trend.
>>150494483>They traded away their 1st team All Pro LG and their LT is an unproven rookieJosh Simmons is already playing at a pro bowler level. The only question with him is will he remain healthy. He's ragdolling Chiefs veterans in training camp, has perfect technique and more importantly has Michael Jordan's swagger.The only issue on the OL is Kingsley. But a bad guard is not nearly as bad as an LT since the LT protects their blindside. There was several times in the preseason game where if Creed Humphrey didn't help Mahomes would have gotten knocked out. But he'll have Simmons, Creed, and Mahomes babysitting him so it shouldn't be too big of an issue.
>>150494702>a rookie who hasn't played a snap in the regular season is playing at a pro bowl level because he looked good against 3rd stringers
>>150494746Except he played against starters. Allowed 0 pressures.
>>150494702>Josh Simmons is already playing at a pro bowler level...according to sources from Kansas City
>>150494771>startersMost teams pulled their starters by half time in week 1 amd only let them play a limited amount of snaps in week 2
is Josh Simmons the best player in football right now?
>>150494702Ok you got me, (You).
>>150494795>>150494817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR0LIQB73VA
>>150494850Yea
>>150494867>PFF
>>150494850>>150494880>>150494938>is Josh Simmons the best player in football right now?He's unironically the most impactful player in the last decade due to what this means for the rest of the league. Chiefs will now have a cheap franchise LT meaning they can afford other players on the OL. Mahomes simply put, does not lose Superbowls when he has time to throw. The Chiefs getting the next Trent Williams will extend the dynasty by 10 years.
>>150494867>one good showing >against the BearsKek
>>150494967Note Simmons mostly played against starters unlike the other people on here.
>>150495022Dude it was against the Bears
>>150494964Mashallah
-Chiefs have won with bad defense (2022)-Chiefs have won with no weapons (2023)A bad OL is their only kryptonite. The league is plonked now that they have Josh Simmons.
>>150495022I’m sorry to tell you this but 47>26
>>is Josh Simmons the best player in football right now?>He's unironically the most impactful player in the last decade due to what this means for the rest of the league.>Chiefs will now have a cheap franchise LT meaning they can afford other players on the OL. Mahomes simply put, does not lose Superbowls when he has time to throw.>The Chiefs getting the next Trent Williams will extend the dynasty by 10 years.
>>150495121He played against 3rd stringers who didn't make the team thus it's not as impressive as Josh who played against starters
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>>150495118>bad defenseSomeone already proved that they had an average defense that year>no weaponsThey had one of the best olines in the league
So happy that Alabama finally has a QB again and not a runningback taking snaps out of the Wildcat the entire game
not to defend the schizos but Josh Simmons unironically was a retarded steal by the chiefs. should've been a top 10 pick lol.
>>150495178>>150495178>Someone already proved that they had an average defense that yearDoesn't matter if it's bad or average. The point being they won. This means the dynasty will continue even if their elite defense becomes "average".>They had one of the best olines in the leagueHence the reason I said no weapons. They didn't have a single receiver with 1k yards in the regular season yet they still won in 2023. Their only weakness is OL.>>150495260This anon knows ball.
>>150495260Injuries man. Will Johnson would have been a 1st round pick if he didn't get hurt
>>150495260>let's allow the Chiefs dynasty to grab a top 5 LT in the draft what could possibly go wrong!!what do they even pay GMs for
>>150494447I kinda want them to trade him if he has a productive season
I wonder if Mahomes gets weirded out by Mahomes Jr. cosplaying him down to copying his walkout
>Travis Kelce: Josh Simmons is the most athletic linemen I've seen in my lifehttps://youtu.be/Yd9lOPaBc78?t=2460>Orlando Brown Jr: Josh Simmons reminds me of Trent Williamshttps://youtu.be/8KwKRIr9O9E?t=466>Jason Kelce: Josh Simmons is the next Trent Williamshttps://youtu.be/ZdRxzxNuEWM?t=1763
>>150495414Didn't Taylor Swift attend that game. She must have been so confused. There must have been a moment where she thought Mahomes was playing.
>>150491924Arch is going to get into a groove by midseason. Just you wait
While there were few areas in which he struggled, he did have some issues when teams forced him to move in the pocket to the left or backward. Daniels posted a 46.9 PFF overall grade in those situations, and he took a sack a league-high 37% of the time. If he moved up or right, Daniels earned an 87.7 PFF overall grade and generated positive EPA 58.2% of the time. It’s clear he has a movement preference, but can defensive coordinators force him back and left?
>>150495284>>150495428What went wrong in your life
>>150495563brown
>>150495364Considering he has had more official concussions than Kuechly and AB combined and 1 more than Tua I agree. It’s a shame because he’s fun to watch but it’s not worth it.
I'm back
>>150495563I want to put fear in fans hearts. I want them to know they stand no chance. I want to break them like my Chiefs do.You know deep down what I'm saying is true. You're aware that my Chiefs dynasty has the best win rate. You fear my Chiefs.
What it looks like when you're no longer a Lion
>>150495458
>>150495716
>>150495759based
>>150495823>Your team got their ass beat by the Chiefs>Yet you post webms of another team beating the ChiefsMen don't act this way, they settle beef on their own. Do you even have a cock.
>>150495619Ayo
>>150495821Will Kelce have to give her a million dollar ring since she's one of the most weathly self made billionaires on earth.
>>150496047Men don't obsess over someone they've never met either
>>150496047Book status?
>>150495759
>>150496152Me obsessing over a Chiefs player or an anon on /nfl/ is no different from someone obsessing over Superman vs Batman on /co/. It's all entertainment at the end of the day. No matter what you do on /nfl/ you are not being productive thus are wasting your life.We're fans, short for fanatic. You just don't have anything to gush over since you're a ringless poverty franchise.
>>150496322Didn't read your cope post
fuck kiwis
>>150496061And ayo to you too.
Chiefs went 15-1 without weapons. They stand no chance now that we have weapons and a stable OL.>BroncosThey only had 2 wins against teams QBs who are still starters.>ChargersThey will be in salary cap hell paying a one-legged LT.>RaidersThey have a >black QB. LOL.
Green Bay Packers
>>150496540>>150495619post more chiefs anime
>>150496322Obsessing over comic books and capeshit is fucking gay and retarded.
I don't want to see Gruden return to coaching. I like him as a general ambassador of football.
>>150496714Don't worry, I'm going to go hard this season.
>>150496755>4 fingers
>>150496715No matter how much lipstick you try to put on this pig, NFL is still entertainment at the end of the day. There is no way to discuss entertainment without wasting your life unless you are being paid to talk sports. But do continue pretending you're better than a anon posting in a WWE general.
>DUDE LET'S JUST GET RID OF A QB THAT WON US 14 GAMES FOR AN UNPROVEN ROOKIEVikucks will come to regret this, especially considering how team friendly his deal is at Seattle.
>>150496774Im not whoever you were replying to. WWE is fucking gay too. You sound like a faggot
>>150494108this
>>150495759>gives his youth to a jobber franchise>leaves to immediately win an OwlWe can only hope Allen and Burrow do this too
>>150496780Look at all these post I made warning Vikings fans that Sam was going to turn back into a pumpkin. He put up MVP caliber stats in the regular season, yet in the biggest games turned into a turnover machine. At least with the rookie you're getting something new.
>gronk has been dating his gf for 10+ years and hasn't proposedyou know the kelce-swift engagement caused her to seethe
>>150496814WWE, NFL, and capeshit is all equally gay.
>my mfw when someone says Josh Simmons isn't already HOF level LT
All of these College QBs fucking suck
>>150496939how did Gronk play for so longer without being MeToo'd into retirement. He slept around with a lot of whores.
>17/30, 170 yards, 1 TD 1 INTTHIS is the future #1 overall pick?
The hottest WAG in the NFL by far is Goff's wife, I'm watching Quarterback season 2 finally and it's almost painful how hot she is.Also, it's surprising how retarded he actually seems. He always had the Matt Cassel doofus eyes but actually seeing hiim sit and down and talk in an extended format and try to form sentences and move his face is crazy. At one point he suddenly gets choked up with no warning and his face doesn't even change expression as he announces, "I'm getting choked up." He's like a talking clod of clay
>>150497014Brady played 3 games in route to his first Superbowl win. He had 1 TD and 1 INT in total. Very brady-like.
>>15049693910 years is fucking diabolical lmao
>>150497083He’s smart though >getting married as a multimillionaire in modern America
>>150496983LT is the 2nd most important position in football. The fact that the Chiefs made it this far without a franchise LT is a testament to their greatness.
>>150483142>>150483409>>150483466>>150485710>>150486574>>150489036built for hung BBC (Big Bronco Cock)
>>150496983Is Arch Manning good?
>>150497281>didn't include any of the anime lolisyou and I can never be friends
>>150497282He'll be fine. But he became a meme today and has to dig out of a hole.
>>150497282He's Eli Manning with none of the capacity to lock in and go Ultra Instinct
>>150497282I barely watched him last year. He was abysmal today just painfully inaccurate. OSU is arguably the best team in CFB so it was a tough test but he definitely shrunk. It's just one game in a long season
>>150497133that narrative is dead now that Taylor is getting hitched. Stable marriages and a yard full of kids are back on the table
>>150497011He's not a creep and women probably find him and his money attractive and fun. I mean, it's not like he was trying to take advantage of chicks from what we know. And if he was he's got a good handler to know where to spend the hush money.
>>150497878cute
>>150486809That vid brings up a question: which team has the most hispanic fan base, Cowboys or Niners?
Where is everyone
>>150490942>can't wait to see my Commies playSnyder was an insufferable schmuck but renaming the D.C. team the Commies was hilarious.
>>150498280Having sex probably only chads in this genny
>>150498280Someone ddos'd the server the bots runs off of
>>150496903allen will win a bowl with the packers, burrow with the saints. screencap this save it for the future.
>>150498280I'm scouting /cfb/
>>150498498Doubt it, after the Manlove experiment is over Packers won't be picking up another black qb any time soon.
scout this bussy
>>150498532Im in the lab rn :100: the grind never stops
>>150498498It's well known that Burrow is a future Ram
>mfw when da Chiefs win da superb owl
>>150499741she eats ass
>>150499762Eat this bussy
Football won't make me happy
>>150500020We look like shite this year broI think we're worse everywhere except maybe D line but even then we're expecting a bunch of rookies to perform as well as the last time Saleh was our DC if we even want to sniff the 'offsI'm thinking 8 or 9 wins and we miss the wild card
Mahomes has truly broken r/NFL. That is all you fucking losers post about. Truly broken beyond repair. Holy fuck, get over it. Your team sucks, we get it. Move the fuck on.
there's no reason JJ won't finna be the best QB from his draft class.
Bros, did you see Georgia beat THE Southeast Mississippi Institute for the Culinary Arts 50-3?!
>>150500008That's because jews took your foreskin.
>AHHHHHHHH JA'MARR, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150480899Ironically a great move by the man.
>>150499741Why her fingers look like that?
>>150500472Care to elaborate?
>>150500367I learned today that Burrow's QBR or passer rating (I forget which) doesn't change even when under pressure
>>150500212Nah, I watched some sec team drop 70 on the Wayne Newton school for the clinically depressed. Spoiler they're all on suicide watch now. Their own fault, they showed up looking lethargic like they didn't even want to be there.
>>150500574epic bro, frfr no cap
>>150500528Based Jerruh scammed the fudgepackers
>>150500565Damn, Joey Bortions must've won an owl then right?
>>150480782
This was a great get for the Packers but I'm still dubious about the offense. I'm still putting Vikings over them for now. Prediction being:1. Vikings 14-32. Packers 13-43. Bears 11-64. Lions 9-8
>>150499741>mfw they don't
>>150500601He sure did. On an unrelated note, I have some magic beans for sale. If you’re interested.
>>150500760>massively improved O-line>steal of a star at RB>defense is given time to come together>Jayden is HIM17-0 incoming
>>150500601
Losers^
>>150500848>>Jayden is HIMWe'll see. Many hot starts in the league fizzle out. Literally the year before CJ Stroud was the greatest rookie of all time as well. Then the league got tape and he didn't do shit.
>>150480907That’s soft coaching, you better lay him out so he thinks twice about running it again, and if he does anyway? Hats off to him he’s great
>>150500922Jayden got better as the season went on. He started off extremely heavy on check downs and throws to the right side, but he ended the year doing very well in the center of the field. Plus, everyone knows that he has the intangibles. He's unphazed under pressure. You can't teach that
>>150500949there was nobody to "lay him out" top guy took a bad angle and skittered out of bounds and nobody else had a clear shot
>>150500949picture to demonstrate
>>150500915>Filthy can't afford a computer
All in Temujin's asshole.
>>150500949Soft like my dick you fag. I'm impotent what are you going to do about it. I'm just smashing it for hours. Go raiders
>>150501181>Dallas is sitting at home on a Saturday night
>>150501469>cowboys without parsons
>>150500922Stroud took a ton of sacks in his rookie season, it went underreported but coaches definitely took notice and adjusted their gameplan, and the Texans roster was already pretty strong when he became a starter. A sophomore slump is definitely possible but considering how Daniels took a 4-13 laughing stock team with McLaurin as the only good player to a conference appearance within one season I'm willing to bet it won't be as pronounced, if it happens at all.
What are peyton and eli thinking about now?
>>150501715>guess lighting doesn't strike thrice, poor kid>anyway, back to fucking hookers
>>150501715prolly dem boyz
>>150501715Eli and Peyton are the ones spamming the Brady vs Mahomes shit
>>150501715he needs another 19 years of 1 on 1 coaching from HoFs
>>150500915>iToddler
>>150502342>hey peyton lets go fuck with the 4channlers
>I left for hours and this thread is still updead sport is dead
>>150502849The season hasn't even started yet
>>150500663>I'm a dirtbag who compares 23 seasons to 7 seasons.
>>150502961Tell you what, you stop pretending Mahomes made 5 consecutive super bowls and I'll stop reminding you that he didn't
>NFL is fining former Buccaneers safety Shilo Sanders $4,669 for punching another player and being ejected from last Saturday night’s preseason game against Buffalo. Sanders wound up being released shortly after and has not been signed to another NFL team.sandersfamilybros...
How are saints fans feeling?Tanking this hard just to watch Arch Manning be a bust and there not really being any other QB close to being worth a 1st overall pick most likely?
>First game of the season is the cowsois getting embarrassed Kino.
>>150503267Wow, I can't believe Deion and his skanky wife raised a bunch of entitled douchebag children. They must have read them the wrong books at night
>>150503339theyre gonna win lol
>>150494334No, but they will be a wildcard.
>>150496780Look Wildes, I know you're a total dumb fuck that can't envision a team wanting to pursue a superbowl and not just a "good season", but the reason they said bye is obvious. With the 35M saved the Vikings went and fixed their oline and dline, and now have a chance to see if JJ is elite.The only team that will have regrets involving Darnold are the seahawks. They have an atrocious oline and Darnold is one of the worst QBs in the nfl at handling pressure.
>>150495759>Phone, beer, and cigarDamn, the party is on.
>>150497281Those fuckin glowniggers always fly those goddamn Blackhawks over my house from Buckley.
>>150503375LolLmao
>>150503375The shitposting will crash many servers.
>>150503375They won't but if they do I will laugh until November at least
Why is Cade Klubnik regarded so highly? He's overrated as fuck with no outstanding traits.
Coach Nigger
>>150503516>>150503542Both cowboys and lions are winning week 1 in the typical week 1 inverse better trap
>>150504068Is he aware that his earring in the wrong ear
>>150503406They would never do that to her.
Football is so close bros
parsons is a below average player
>>150502342>>150502739kino
would football be better or worse if 70+ yard field goals became routine?
>>150504564Better
>>150504564Worse
>>150504564Maybe
>>150504564I don't know
>>150504564Can you repeat the question?
>>150504564YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>150504564It wouldn't change if your offense is good. It really only helps teams that can't get beyond the 50 yard line.
>>150504862Faggot
>>150504883New
>>150504862
>>150504564If you score 3 points every posession you get 30-36 points per game which is way higher than the 22-24 point average.The steelers offense last year was based on this idea and they made the playoffs while being kind of bad.
