KO IN 1 BONGLeeds XI:Perri, Bogle, Rodon, Struijk, Gudmundsson, Longstaff, Gruev, Stach, James, Nmecha, Gnonto>Subs:Darlow, Justin, Bornauw, Bijol, Harrison, Aaronson, Okafor, Piroe, Calvert-Lewin.Newcastle XI:Pope, Trippier, Schar, Botman, Burn, Livramento, Guimaraes, Tonali, Ramsey, Murphy, Osula>Subs: Ramsdale, Hall, Lascelles, Thiaw, Krafth, Barnes, Willock, Miley, Elanga
Where is Isak?
>5ATBLeeds put the fear of the Christian God in Newcastle
no big lad no watch
evening lads
where is isak
anyone got a stream that actually works please?
shit teams
Poocastle should win this but I think Sneeds will score 1.
>>150487070>>150488527dropped for Osula
>>150488614yes but i dont know if legally i can share it on here
CAM ON LONGSTAFF
>>150488769understandable have a great day
Guys, college football is on.
>>150488614fan24.stvery good
>>150488872cheers mate
MOT lads
>>150488868thanks for the warning anon
>>150488888
>>150488872thank you lad I didn't wanna hear the broadcast with the 2 foids
Every game I watch starts off with reminding me of death and tragedy. Strange that
uk commentators are the only ones okayI wish there was a broadcast with only the stadium noises and no castersoccasional scream from the pitch
ynr Viduka
>>150489044was a very good striker
ynr Yeboah
for me it was Lee Bowyer
The Joe Rodon Experience
just ordered a chinese
>>150489091sup
England's brave Valentino Francisco Livramento
I didn't know nor expected that Daniel Farke sounded like...that
AL AW
just ordered a thai (bride)
>>150489091with chips i assume
cooking up a toad in the hole
>>150489183obviously
>>150489073born on 6/6/66... I'll always remember that from the back of the sticker
I wish the darts was on
>>150489227well its not
CAM ON, SCORE SOME GOALS
>>150489091whats she called
>>150489249鸡肉炒面
calvert lewin is properly zesty
I went on consecutive nights out in Leeds and Newcastle in 2021 and preferred Leeds
wtf how tall is that black guy on the Leeds team
>>150489342a moral 3 points >>150489356leave Willy alone
>darren till vs luke rockhold boxing tonight>joey essex on the undercard
kek another one of these dudes made of glass
>>150489342for a stag 'do you prod twat?
>injured on his first startffs man, we have no luck
This is shit
>>150489342>I went out the day after hungover >I didnt enjoy it as much
>>150489249My favourite Chinese whore told me her real name last time I saw her. It's Chi or something.
glad we've given up trying to play it out the backhoofball kino
>>150489249冲田杏里
>irrelevant 14 BORING
>>150489507how do I find rub n tugs?
CAM ON LEEDSSCOR SUM FUCKIN BANGAZ
>>150489520newcastle finished 5th last season you fucking mong
>>150489564By no meaning of their own
>>150489378I just looked him up and he's 5'8, pretty average for an African fella but he just looks diminutive because Dan Burn is a fucking bamboo
>>150489550 vivastreet
>>150489564that's irrelevant
>>150489550gay sauna under the train station arches
whats the fucking point in life lads
>>150489673Lately I've been wanking a lot
sex
>>15048955099% of asian massage parlours, if you go in a room with a thin mattress in the corner of the room you've found the right place
>>150489673spaff up the missus and raise some kids and try not to hate them
ISAKS A CUNT OLE OLEEEEEEEEEISAKS A CUNT OLE OLEEEEEEEEEISAKS A CUNT OLE OLEEEEEEEEE
What are they singing about Isak then
>>150489673what watching the irrelevant 14 does to a mf
>>150489673just ave fun la'
>>150489588shops or just in/out calls?>>150489647how much do you charge?
>>150489550gumtree.
>>150489716How much it cost?
why hasnt howe started elanga get mourinho in>>150489673suffering. schopenhauer was right. we'd have suffered as hunter-gatherers too but at least there was a point to your existence - tribe depended on you to an extent. now we're just expendable faceless antscaptcha: vkysw
>>150489725broadcasters must be shitting themselves how clear it comes over
What a lovely fanbase Newcastle have
ISAK'S RIGHTYOUR FANS ARE SHITE
#FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK #FREEISAK
>>150489716think it's much more tightly regulated here than there>>150489673just try not to disappoint anyone too badly, have a hobby and get your end away now and again
>Expecting loyalty from an Eritrean 'Swede'Yeah there's your problem lads
>>150489764neger
>>150489342Got to be the top two cities in England for easy slags?
>>150489750been a while but something like 60 bucks for a half hour, just watch out because they're keen to stick a finger in the bum
>>150489739Look on Ukpunting.com for recommendations.
>>150489791tell me you lads have nuru massages
Judging by this first half, Newcastle have overpaid for Jacob Ramsey.
>making Germany's 8th choice striker your most expensive signing in club history
>>150489795>Expecting loyalty from a football player>Expecting loyalty from a workerWe all work for our own benefit, not for a fucking corporation, a Saudi owned one nonetheless.
dont really fancy parting with my hard earned cash to have an indentured slave unwillingly wank me off
when are we next getting a 6+ goaler? >>150489810are they walk in massage places though?
>>150489838we've overpaid for every single player we've signed since the takeover
>>150489809These are Thai women, I assume?Are they hot?5/10s?7/10s?…10/10s, even?
>>150489770Newcastle fans need to show class, like the Liverpool fans did with the taa saga
the problem with leeds is they want to walk the ball into the goal
>>150489764>>150489770>butthurt Liverpool plastics
I'd take every single player wearing low socks and fucking ban them from training ground until they sort out their heads. There isn't a single player wearing them like this that doesn't look slow and spastic. It fucking looks horrible and unaesthetic.
he ended up shitting it out?
For me it's 60 minute outcalls with well-reviewed lasses in their 20s
>>150489860Nah, Bruno was a steal at £40 millionTrippier for £12 million was fine too
postan here as well:I see the issue with newcastle's attack nowbut good news is I think Woltemade genuinely fits their playstyle, so buying him actually makes sense
>>150489902agree desu. fondly remember invincibles-era henry with long socks pulled all the way up. v aesthetic
>>150489942why did everyone seethe at this girl?
>>150489948above knee socks are also gay. Palmer uses them like this and he's a fraud. Look at that number 14, 2 and Gnonto from Leeds. They are all shit and there is one common denominator
Are women like these common in Leeds?
>>150489972because she's too beautiful and happy and people seethed
>>150489972She’s Brazilian
>>150490002that thing that happens to latinas happens to yorkshire women. they hit 30 and balloon
If all you're going to get is an unenthusiastic handy, why not do that yourself and save yourself the cash.
>>150489850Some do walk-ins but it's best just to text them and book. The best ones are the ones who work from home rather than a shop, they want regular customers so give a better service.
>>150490044>In Leeds Ellie and Izzi are watching the footy...
grim
IT'S A SLURPER!
>Lucas PerriAny relation to Piper?
God (we) are fucking shit up front without Gordon and I*ak. Fucking Livramento was the best player this half.
CAM ON SNEEDS
Reeks of 0-0 full time
>>150490101probably well fit at 18-22 or whatever as wellthen the pies and chips take hold
>>150490132Gordon is shite lad, LMAO
>>150490068hmm, kinda want the grotty middle aged Chinese woman experience >>150490052can squeeze a tit while I bust
>>150490140Easily. The minutes just slip by in these games.
why isn't the tall black guy playing for newcastle today
>>150490141Im forced to watch goyglebox occasionally whenever i visit my boomer parents and one of them, i think the one on the right, seems to gain and lose tons of weight each series. One month I’ll watch it and she’s fat as shit and then a few months later she looks like an insta model. Fat girl slim syndrome
>>150490178Eritreans and Ethiopians are Aryans. Somalis on the other hand are...something else...something cursed
>>150490225Isak has Eritrean heritage.
Is Newcastle going to be the first CL team to get relegated from the premier league?
Why do Liverpool even want Isak, Etikitke seems fine
>>150490270Red cartel behaviour. Wonder how Ekitike will feel being relegated to bit part player to accommodate Isak.
wouldwife/10
certainly enjoying this match more watching at home than getting bullied by 30 crazed african arsenal fans last weekend
>>150490325her and her brother have some sus vibes dont trust them serial killer shit for me its the elderly welsh couple
>>150490342How does a Yorkshireman even end up living in Uganda?
>>150490325Strikes me as the type that's popular and confident without really having the looks to back it upWhat you want is the opposite
>>150490376UGANDA BE KIDDING ME!
>>150490394beats living in bradford
Any yellow fever sufferers ITT?
>>150490444yeah, years of JAV have taken their toll.
>>150490433Probably more white people in Ugander
>>150490101>>150490381>>150490325I find the brit hamslags and bronzedslags that get posted here attractive. Am I just not right in the brain?
>>150490507High TNowt better than a northern lass with a bit of cushion for pushin
>>150490507They're just exotic to you, it's like us with your little Mexicans
Best to worst Yorkshire cities>York>Harrogate>RiponPOWER GAP>Sheffield>Leeds>Barnsley (seriously, it’s pretty good these days)POWER GAP>Wakefield>Rotherham>Huddersfield>HullPOWER GAP >Bradford
>>150490433That's not really an answer.
>>150490507they generally have wife material personalities if you can handle the bulk
>>150490494Sometimes the cheekbones can be too high and the epicanthic folds can be too noticeable
off to the pub, anyone want anything?
>>150490543factually incorrect the posh wankness of york and harrogate will never compete with the pure northern soul of leeds and sheffield
>>150490543Harrogate gone downhillTown centre only has Turkish barbers, vape shops and charity shops. One or two “nice” establishments are left but they’ve all hiked prices 200% last 5 yearsNever used to see foreigners but now full of them and crackheads too. Grew up there and it was a beautiful leafy posh town but not anymoreIt’s just like every other urban English shithole but everything costs twice as much I’d rather live in a town near Newcastle like Gateshead/South Shields etc because it’s the exact same QOL and you’re close to a big city but it’s much whiter and much cheaper
>>150490614A shag. Cheers pal
>>150490494don’t know about you guys on this anime website but the slightest hint of a woman looking Asian is a big turn off for me
>>150490636South Shields isn’t very white these days
>>150490543>Barnsley (seriously, it’s pretty good these days)Casper! Get off that bloody LSD
>>150490651cant trust theminscrutable and heartless
Last two digits are the final score
>>150490543last time i was in harrogate it was full of crackheads, nothing like what it was like years ago
honestly rate flamingo land
>>150490543Hull is far better than Barnsley, and Rotherham deserves to be in a league of its own for shitnessBeverley needs to be on the list too
>>150490680i live in pelaw and regularly see flocks of niggers, nowhere is safe now
filey not even on the fucking list
i am watching the second halfnewcastle can't do shit without isak or anger toward liverpool
>>150490381british roses
>>150490728At least you have a nice, reliable new Metro service that never experiences delays
>>150490737went to filey camp with church lads brigade back in the daypretty good tbfgood memories of playing football on a shitty little field and then having strawberry angel delight after
>>150490752lmao
>>150490769Oh and then we all got raped by priests in the cabins. Good times
>>150490769>good memories of playing football on a shitty little field and then having strawberry angel delight afterfor me, its butterscotch
>>150490792no priests involved, sorryone lad did have nice feet though nglsurprising as he played a lot of football
Poocastle not winning this game would be humiliation.
>>150490811alri alistair leslie graham lad
>>150490811better chemicals in that one yeah
beverley and filey aren't cities
Yorkshire towns halftime discussion was more interesting than this slurper and I’m a Leeds supporter
>>150490852Neither are Rotherham, Barnsley or Harrogate
>one lad did have nice feet though ngl
>>150490816win-win for leeds reallynot gonna be sad losing to a CL and top 4 contender team as long as we put up a fight, but if we steal a point or even 3 it's euphoria a lot nicer than the championship where its 90 mis of breaking down a fully parked defence feeling terror that we wont win
if we're adding towns to the list get Scarborough at the top>>150490855don't worry my boy DCL will be on soon (at the 70th minute)
Newcastle are shit
am I bent if my starbucks order is a hot matcha latte?
Think I've been spoiled by darts being consistently excitingFootball is good maybe 15% of the time
>>150490884unfortunately true, ive said since he was appointed howe is not the man to take us to where the owners want
You've not experienced hopelessness until you've been to Goldthorpe
>>150490852Bev has the race course and garden centre, its big enough for a city >>150490880>Scarborough at the topBrid's better tho
I'm listening to 'Patty Smyth - Goodbye to You' whilst trying to find a stream for this soccer match. I'll let you know if I find a good one, chaps.
>>150490877We’d have to manage a SOT to nick 3 points >>150490880Good shout with Scarborough although I’ve only ever been for a few hours at a time. Farkeball is so soulless lads
>first decent chance of the game for either side>Jacob Murphy (we) are such ass
thoughts on Ilkley lads?get the feeling its too posh for real soul (the harrogate problem) but it is rather nice
>>150490916yeah lad. why?
>>150490930Took this pic in brid, wasn't even winter. The "town centre" bit is abysmal but the bit round the train station and some of the front is alright
If we're mentioning small places Whitby has to get a look in come on
>>150490943the left winger is retard
>>150490688can confirm, I've tried to scrute them and failed. they are inscrutable
>>150490916i'm going to jizz in your order anon
Wheer es-tha bin sin ah saw thee?
we'd be 6-0 down with Meslier in the goal
>>150490980He's normally at lb. If you mean Livramento
>thoughts on Ilkley lads?>get the feeling its too posh for real soul (the harrogate problem) but it is rather nice
>>150490945let's be honest yorkshire is just based in general, especially when it's some obscure kino like whitby penny hedge or the kiplingcotes derby or kettlewell scarecrow festivalplus it's the home of football
>>150490988This could be a possibility, the lad who works in Starbucks is very visibily gay and I once saw him right "sexy <3" on the top of another blokes cup who he obviously "knew" because they gave each other sly grins after
I've watched enough sandcastle to know that they let this slip.
>>150490916are planning on sucking off a man in between slumps? if so, yes
>Aaronson>Harrisonyeah leeds have given up
both these are championship clubs
>we'd be 6-0 down with Meslier in the goal
>>150490972My big three Yorkshire coastline ranking has always been >whitby: soulful town and shops with some nice bars/pubs. Nice walking trails and you’ve got Dracula SOVL. The best fish and chips in the world can turn even a bad day into a great one>Filey: underrated sleeper pick>Scarborough: overrated and full of chav families. Home to the worst bowling alley I’ve ever been to
pls, I just want some goals >>150490968I can smell freshly cooked doughnuts and hear the sound of the 2p machines in this pic. If this is the street I think it is then the boyes or b&m in the far end of this picture has a lush caffe above it, best shortbread you'll ever find
>Jimmy Savile chantsSOVL
>>150491048>bring on the burger
Kino Leeds chant>JIMMY SAVILLE, HE SHAGGED ANT AND DECWhy is he bringing little Willy off?
>>150490968still haven't found an answer for what they do with the bricks/blocks after they've lifted them to fiddle with the pipes and then fill the ugly gap with tarmacdo they just throw them in the sea or something?
>>150491066Yeah its Boyes, on the top floor. Decent pie lunch too.
E L A N G A
>>150491098Should have started.
wish we still had Summerville to score a worldie against the run of play
>wish we still had Summerville to score a worldie against the run of play
Who's the Ohio of England?
Had Newcastle winning this but a slurpy draw is looking likely. Embarrassing when you consider the squads.
>>150490989bin round t'lasses from't gumtreefor a tug an a rub a squeeze of the teat
>>150491133fuck off fatty
>>150491122only player we had who could do something like that was ramazani and farke shipped him off
could german watanabe play at the same pace?
think it's about time newcastle subbed on isak
>This fucking match
>>150491157miss Solomon
Longstaff is actually decent, i'm guessing he was too white for Newcastle?
>miss Solomon
>>150491133Cleveland (the original)
>>150491133Don't knowYorkshire is Texas though
>>150491163isak is not even watching this gamehe's more likely learning some irish culture
>>150491133Norfolk
all my exes live in texas
really missing my boy AO
>>150491177delicious? nutritious?
why are newcastle players so injury prone
>>150491198Couldn't break the Tonali-Joelinton-Guimaraes midfield.
most entertaining thing about this match is the schizobabble in the stream chats
Barnes and Elanga should have started. Who the fuck does Eddie think he is.
>DCL
>>150491308I bet he scores.
>>150491321yeah in the gents toilet after the game
>>150491287I was going to say the Isak saga has fried his brain but he has always had peak retard moments in management
Apparently Newcastle are set to sign Divock Origi
>>150491337source?
Are there loads of English/British flags on the lampposts in your town all of a sudden?
Woltemade is 23!? Looks fucking 35
dominic calvert-pooin
>>150491337>Liverpoool UCL legend Origi
>>150491364yes, looks great
>>150491373is he sat with his mum
>>150491353Mailsport
>>150491391that's his missus
>>150491391It's his 22 year old german gf
calvert-lewin will a dress the haters
>>150491410would she take a shit on my chest if I asked?
>>150491410swabian phenotype, it's a whole thing
>>150491381>why the fuck did i sign for this club
>>150491364my village already had a bunch up before this most recent thingy. It was around a 1/3 split for union jack, st georges cross and white rose flags but now its mostly england flags with only a slight increase in overall numbers
>>150491332Isak really did mask Eddie's more incompetent moments. He's awful at management and I gave him a chance when the takeover first happened and when we caught lightning in a bottle with Isak. When we're not good, it's harder to ignore the flaws.
>>150491450we've apparently quadrupled his wages from stuttgart, so that probably plays a big part
>>150491373>be 23, look 35>retvrn to 1980s aesthetics
everyone just collectively decided that bundesliga players are worth 50m over their true value now
>>150491450his (allegedly) mom looks more worried than him
>>150491482Goldbridge effect
We are solid defensively but our whole plan of attack relies on one of our players being able to beat 2-3 men on the dribble which is fucking daft at this level
>>150491532it's good enough to avoid relegation
Bloody hell this is what happens when you watch a match not involving the God Six
>>150491532The set plays are becoming embarrassing as well.
Only watched the last 10 minutes or so and im already bored out of my skull. Did sandcastle raid the bench against liverpool or something to be struggling against leeds?
>>150491567It’s turgid, unambitious and soulless and has us destined to finish either 18th or 17th depending on luck/individual moments of brilliance and other teams It’s shite being northern
>>150491596i hope you never have a good nights sleep again
this is the worst soccer game I ever watched
isak would have scored by now
>sneeds drawing>burnley had to be refballed to lose>sunlan winning comfortablyall 3 promoted teams could realistically stay up
>>150491644Everyone itt will have a good nights sleep tonight after watching this slop
>>150491625it's a miracle to stay up these dayssurvive a year and you can buy proper forwards but this season is going to be a snoozefestluton came up playing exciting football but it amounts to nothing
>>150491364Not in my town but the neighbouring one is covered, based as fuck
>shit castleThey're gonna get wrecked in the champions league
i want a refund on my dodgy stream for this
>>150491654>burnley had to be refballed to loseamad was smart enough to fall inside the area
>>150491625we're not gonna play the same way against champions league clubs as we will against bottom half clubs
The fuck is going on this year? We've already had like 4 of the most drab 0-0's you'll ever see and it's still August
Barcelona and PSG are going to put ten goals past Newcastle in their two games
>>150491364Yeah, there's a long road leading a roundabout near my house and it's England flags on every lamppost there
Make all the excuses you want but this is an embarrassing result for Newcastle.
>>150491761Not making any. They need to sort their shit out.
>>150491753just go back
>me watching this game
>Calvert-PooinTwat, hope he breaks his legs
>>150491753R Nige is gonna change that
>>150491720Yeah but Leeds are going to score.
the worst match and game thread of all time
>redditganda
>>150491852blame Isak
I gave soccer a chance since it was on NBC. This sport is boring as fuck i'm going back to watching college football.
Proper norf blokes there
>>150492001young lad was already on his way to looking like the older fella's, eye bags n all
>>150491994yeah same this was my first soccer game I ever watched and it was the most boring thing ive ever seen this sport fucking sucks honestly its gay as fuck college football clears tb.h
>>150491994this is why I love semen slurping matches. It filters out the sport from plastic trash (americans and leafs)
SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP
>>150492039powerful post happy to sit through plenty of slurpers to take a point from top 6 teams
>jewnited 4 points>sandcastle 2 points
>>150491994>>150492035Why do Euros reply to such obvious bait?
>>150491654As soon as the injuries start piling up midseason these three team are doomed.
grim grim grim
>throw everything at liverpool like it's a final>nothing left in the tank other than a grind to a draw with leedsFucking grim
shite that there isnt 8pm games on saturdays anymore
The absolute state of these units
Isaks attitude is why racism still wins eternally.
>>150492158>What're you lookin' at you soufern poof
>>150492158Why do newcastles fans always look like that
>>150492126prefer a saturday 8pm over the 12.30 lunchtime every fucking time
This is a veritable feast of football.
>>150492126I miss a good boozy late night game. Get a feed, get the drinks, get the lads over.
>>150492035>flipped to tOSU v Texas every time I had a second>ads everytimeBut it looks like a slurper as well, huh?
well that sucked, they need to make the field smaller in soccer so they can score more goals instead of being 0-0 constantly.
>>150492231I'll feast you up the arse, sarky
>>150492203they love right said fred
>>150492320
>>150492283they need to release dogs onto the pitch covered in fire crackers - 2 per minute whenever the pace of the game slows then shine lasers into the eyes of players who are holding the ball too long lastly, have bear involved, somehow
Content with a point and no more injuries/suspensions until we get that new lad up front.
>>150492134Nice, puts us level on points with our relegation rivals. MOT
>>150492371yeah you're joking but if they made the field smaller it would be more chaotic and enjoyable to watch.
>>150492524This is why Liverpool home games are always fun to watch, their field has the smallest dimensions possible. It should be standard.
>>150492158>when they hide the seagulls
>>150492126I don't get it either. It would be great for american viewers too since it'll be in the afternoon. EPL has a late game tomorrow but not today? Makes no sense.
