WEEK 1>NowMarshall [0-38] #5 Georgia | ESPNNevada [3-46] #2 Penn State | CBS/Paramount+South Dakota [7-48] #22 Iowa State | FOX#8 Alabama [10-24] Florida State | ABCMontana State [6-52] #7 Oregon | Big Ten NetworkIllinois State at #18 Oklahoma | ESPN+/SECN+Coastal Carolina at Virginia | ACC Network>Upcoming7 p.m. | UTSA at #19 Texas A&M | ESPN7 p.m. | North Dakota at #17 Kansas State | ESPN+7 p.m. | LIU at #15 Florida | ESPN+/SECN+7:30 p.m. | Missouri State at USC | Big Ten Network7:30 p.m. | Arkansas-Pine Bluff at #23 Texas Tech | ESPN+7:30 p.m. | #9 LSU at #4 Clemson | ABC7:30 p.m. | New Mexico at #14 Michigan | NBC/Peacock7:45 p.m. | Georgia State at #21 Ole Miss | SEC Network8 p.m. | Portland State at BYU | ESPN+9 p.m. | East Texas A&M at #16 SMU | ACC Network10 p.m. | Northern Arizona at #11 Arizona State | ESPN+10 p.m. | Idaho at Washington State | The CW Network10:30 p.m. | Hawaii at Arizona | TNT/HBO Max10:30 p.m. | Cal at Oregon State | ESPN11 p.m. | Colorado State at Washington | Big Ten Network11 p.m. | Utah at UCLA | FOX >More Games & Scoreshttps://www.espn.com/college-football/scoreboard/_/week/1/year/2025/seasontype/2/group/80>/cfb/ pick 'emhttps://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword: PAC12afterdarkPrevious: >>150496792
this georgia game is a real nail biter goddamn
I have the really odd feeling that Florida State is going to blow this. Bama has made the defensive adjustments needed to stop FSU's run, and Bama has started moving the ball better
Coach African American
Ole Miss bros, how we feeling?
Free Shoes is going to choke this away.
i just played 18 holes of par golf and drunk drove 90 minutes home to my pregnant wife. can someone please post a college woman who is sexy i want to look at one or two of those
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team in 1910, 1913, 1914, 1957, 1958, 1983, 1993, 2004, 2010, and 2025.
targeting is the gayest thing to happen to football.
>>150499122Players should be penalized not targeting every play
Kek that middle finger
TALKIN OUT THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK
>>150498410When will they go back to playing Dixie and bring back colonel reb
florida wonhispanics wonbama lostblacks wonwhites lostjajajajajajajajajaj
hey /cfb/ this is for you
Are the Hawkeyes any good or are they ass
That Bama middle finger was actually perfect.
>>150499444oh no no no no no no no no ahhahahahahahahahahahahah
What do you mean Georgia didn’t cover
ROLL TEARS ROLL AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150499443What did Alejandro mean by this?
>>150499443>hispanics won>blacks won>whites lostohio state won and texas lost, though?
>>150499444Whoa dude, that's really uncalled for. You can't just go around doing stuff like that!
G O L D Y
What the fuck is with the camera work at the Texas A&M game?
>>150498310And there it is
>LSU Vs ClemsonYay>One of them has to win Boo
Coach Primate
KEK, A MIDDLE FINGER, I'M 51 YEARS OLD
>>150499458>ABSOLUTE CINEMA
>bama down>texass down>bama fan gave us a meme>two days of football still leftCFB IS BACK BABY
>>150499444
The Bama era is over, isn't it?
>>150498667Literally me
EATIN DUBS OUT HERE
EMAW, /cfb/!! Finally Avery is throwing good passes.>>150499420>SEC is a paper tigerYeah, LSU.
>>150499429vanderbilt works though i was thinking kent state
FSU is getting rewarded for last year's humiliation ritual
How many cousins and sisters are getting black eyes and broken jaws at this very moment
>>150499490
>>150499453Same team they always are. Solid and extremely boring.
Did Finebaum rope yet?
>Tallanasty community collegeFucking third rate trash that will never be on the tier of an SEC program. Fuck you.
>2-0 against catholic schoolsHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NOTRE DAME BITCHES!!!
E-E-C! E-E-C! E-E-C!
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC
Gus Malzahn gets his 5th win against Bama as a coach
I'm gonna storm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150499524nice tv bro
Congrats Georgia for your back to back SEC championship!!
Lmao that cop almost fucked that kid up when he tried to get near the coaches
>storming the field for beating a #8 teamlol
I'M CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPINGI'M STOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMING
>field stormbased or cringe?
>>150499429The kind of Honse the Sickos Committee would cum themselves over, eternal loser but loved by all
excited to see my new expensive QB
We fucking did it bros how the fuck did we do it
I MUST STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRMMM
>Buckeye tears https://www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-football/news/ohio-state-university-takes-legal-action-against-michigan-based-restaurant/e8f6f86e3165e2b0c4314a73
Hi frens I'm new here. This is my first day watching cfb all day. Texas OSU was great and I really enjoyed watching bama get their shit pushed in. I'm assuming next game will be LSU Clemson?Also how does today compare to all time great days in cfb? Was this like a 8 or 9 out of 10 or was this just kinda mid or was this 10/10?
STTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMM
>>150499011>most titles won before the inception of color TVjust like my favourite soccer team
Easiest lays of the year tonight in Tuscaloosa lol.
>>150499492wow, anti-semitic much?
The cops fighting off the students in the background is good entertainment.
>>150499557I love how Joe Tess calls football games like WWE matches.
Oh no…. Did he just say FLORIDA STATE IS BACK FOLKSThe Texas curse is lifted
so how far does bama fall now?
>>150499492STYLIN PROFILINLIMOSINE RIDINJET FLYINKISS STEALINWHEELIN N DEALINSON OF GUN
STORMMMMMMMMMMMM
Funniest thing about this is that FSU probably goes like 8-4
how can I can I listen to the local radion stations in Bama? Has anyone checked on Horace?
THESERIOUSLYEXPOSEDCONFERENCE
>rushing the field Lame.
>dey sposed to be EEC
RIP Katie, she was stampeded to death by the crowd...
>storming the field for this fsu cucks are embarrassing
WE DEM NOLES
>i thank god Keep this shit out of sports
>rushing the field>florida stateyou're a historic program, get a fucking grip on yourselves
>>150499582KEK
>>150499583COPE BAMAFAG
Deboer is so fucked
>>150499569game is over Joe, you can shut up now
Hahahahahahhahaha fuck bama
Lmao. Fuck Bama. >thanking god
>>150499585Pls explain
>>150499593Seethe wokie
>>150499567
EAT SHIT BAMA, FSU DESERVED IT IN 2023 AND AVENGED THEIR HONOR.
>>150499593kys redditlord
Just a reminder that Auburn is undefeated this season.
Epic of Castillonos to back up his shit talking like that.
>>150499574Probably only 1 spot because "we knew FSU was good, but couldn't rank them because of last year" or some other nonsense.RUSH THE FIELD
>Limited coverage due to lightninghuh, never seen that before
>>150499582Lmfao, well played anon
>>150499582lel
>Leave Bama to me
At least Bama fans have the Lakers, Chiefs, and Lightning seasons to look forward to!
>>150499555>Weyour state lost to ohio today
Should I watch the wolverines? There’s too many games idk what to watch I’m a newfag
I'm sorry I posted this during the storm rush but can I get some insight from any regulars?
>storming the field for beating #8 teamAbsolute cringe
Bet FSU I actually believe in them they are getting great odds. They have insane unbelievable recruiting with #1 QB and #1RB and all these other players, I believe they were the best class after Oregons. Clemson barely recruited at all and I think LSU will upset.Just my opinion.
If you thought that was good this Brian Kelly shitshow will be even better
>>150499611Grip n Sip player dunking on Kentucky
Republicans lost, whites lost, Black Kings won, Democrats won, People of Color won. Justice prevailed go Ohio state
FG K-State, EMAW!!
>>150499594good luck getting a job now
>>150499643lol
>>150499632big ahh head bih
GG Bama, y'all gonna be scary next year!
>>150499657
>>150499621Another big difference between the Saban era and DeBoer era. Saban's team would not have let them live after that
Where were you when you were watching that Iron Bowl game?
>>150499656>They have insane unbelievable recruiting with #1 QB and #1RB and all these other playersthe fuck are you talking about no they don't
ESPN isnt going to like the events of today.
>>150499582
>>150499582say that to my face, son. i guarantee it won't end well for you.
>>150499593i like my athletes to be ultra-religious retards who don't have any interests besides church and footballwhy do you want them to have free thought? just play football for my amusementdon't go out partying and knock up ten women a week. go to practice, watch film, go to church, play vidya go to class, repeat
SEC bros...not like this...not like this!
>>150499594kwab
>durrrr field storming is cringeUnironically hang yourself if you think this
>>150499560>next is lsu clemsonyes>how does this compare so far its like 7/10 and not even top 50 all time desu. texas losing to ohio state isn't historically remarkable. bama losing to fsu is kind of a shock but not earth shattering, bama is on the way down post saban. still a good day though
my hornies are playing!
Is the Michigan broadcast fucked up with no mic sound or is it just my stream lol wtf
>The Telejew is promoting white women fucking niggers again
>>150499492Promo's good!
>>150499654fuck off newfag
ImpressiveVery niceLets see Clemsons-LSU scorebox
>>150499654pretty good upset and day all around. the next 3 weeks will be shit cause everyone will be playing cupcakes until conference play starts. enjoy it. still got lsu Clemson and notre dame miami tomorrow. plus boise state and arch Manning got exposed.
I’m nervous
>>150499700her hornies!
Today is basically the preseason as Texas and Alabama proved these games don't count to the final standings
>(((ESPN))) investments already sinking after week 1you love to see it
Can't wait to hear how Saban shows up at Bama's practices next week.
>>150499697storming the field is for knocking off #1 or as a massive underdog with poor football history
>>150499687at my mom's house 1st floor living room watching it on a desktop computer on whatever pirate streaming site we used back in 2013
>>150499697Fining schools for it is gay let them have fun
The last time the Alabama Crimson Tide lost their season opener was in 2001Pre 9/11
>>150499595They're unranked and just raped the #8 team in the country. Cope more
>>150499590>>150499583Let them have it.
Daily reminder Saban is a democrat.
>>150499716About tacos?
Arch Manning got those Finebaum ears
>>150499732SCORIGAMI BROS WE DID IT
>show lee putting the head on again
>>150499726>their only out to salvage some kind of ROI for this season is Brian Kelly delivering in a big gameG R I M
>>150499582kek
>>150499740based, always knew he was a pro-slavery plantation owner
>>150499590>>150499583>n-no, don't celebrate the collapse of our eraHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150499661Ohio and Florida are both red states my guy
>>150499699Sounds good anon.I'm taking LSU I think. I like their colors more than the gay tigers>>150499712No thank you>>150499714Even though Notre Dame was in the natty last year I don't have any faith. I'm taking My Hammy
yeah i think i've seen enough of this conference
>Arch: “They’re a good team but I think we beat ourselves”This nigga couldn’t throw the ball more then 5 yards
>>150499697storming the field isn't the issue, there's a time and placenot when>bama is on the downturn, ranked 7 but no more saban>you are Florida State, winner of several national championships>it's week 1just a small-school mentality for some reason
Please God smite them both!
>sussmeier
>>150499765Shut up bloody bastard bich
>>150499661The current VP of the U.S was a former Senator from Ohio tho
Uhhhhhhhhh....
>>150499747Bad day to be ranked
Ready for another year of raging at Brian Kelly
>>150499787Get fucked Bamafag kek
>>150499740>drugged and raped sexy little black boizI know who I'm voting for next election!
>>150499697it's cool when Troy beats Alabama, not fucking Florida State
>>150498187Please for the love of God get rid of Bobo. I'm not ready for another season of:>Run up the middle>End around >Tunnel screen
>>150499697The only people who hate this are private equity firms and their jewish shills.Reminder: If they have talking shit against field storming or other traditions, they likely would have an Israel flag
>>150499782If Carolina loses I'm blowing your head smoove off.
Ohio is the worst place I've ever been in my entire life. Absolute cesspool
>>150499787
>>150499732How many of those were cupcake matchups though? That stat isn't really as crazy as it sounds
>>150499813What year is that Shirai/Sky?
>>150499813have you ever glazed either of those cardboard standees
>>150499787Nigga Florida State went 2-10 last year. The big upset week 1 we'll be lucky if they don't burn down Tallahassee in delirium
>>150499740He's a boomer, that entire generation's political knowledge is frozen 30-40 years ago unless they fell for QAnon or caught TDS
>>150499813>that Iyo cutout.Based.
>>150499765Ohio is purple at best
>>150499816Whoever it is, I hope they're better than Albaneae
>>150499786it's his fault texas lost. his line was giving him ALL DAY to throw. he has no excuse and should just say "yeah i suck lol"
>>150499821his son is the center now. he's not going anywhere...
>>150499564>most titles won before the inception of color TVPrinceton?
>>150499787You forget they were a laughing stock for the past two seasons
>>150499813if you weren't an lspoo dysgenic rat i'd say sasuga anon
Notice how CFB isn’t popular in the places in the country that actually matter or have influence. Hmm
Bama will have to pay way above average if they want to continue to attract the former caliper of players they used to get going forward
>Saves College Football
>>150499560>bama lost10/10 geaux tigers
no good games on or theyre all blowouts
>>150499716>playing fcs schoolwhy? you guys will be fine
Just 3 1/2 hours until I'm in Husky Stadium. Found a 2nd row seat for $32. I'm gonna see Demond Williams up close.>>1504998122 out of 3 ranked teams which lost, lost to other ranked teams. I think you're pretty safe against Arkansas Pine Bluff.
>>150499815are you kidding? fuck bama, glad they lostmy team rhythmically slapped some shit school todayi just don't understand why FSU would storm the field for all the reasons I listed
>>150499813Unfathomably high class setup
>>150499830
>>150499813have sex
Can anyone tell me the name of the player who just scored for Texas A&M?
>>150499864they won't be able to, Bama alum won't be able to match other schools dollar for dollar.
>>150499874You ain't gonna see shit up close from the $32 seatRe-check your ticket you're in the second row of the upper deck
>two white QBsThank you based Trump for the return of the white man
>>150499845not like it matters anyway Israel owns both sides
>>150499813>your kid on flu shots
>>150499697zoomers feel the need to storm the field after beating any team with any sort of credibility. I knew that FSU was probably going to beat this fledgling Alabama team before the game started, and I had a strong hunch that the field was going to be stormed. I think it has to do with social media.
>>150499813hello fellow gentleman of class
What does A&M even stand for
>>150499882KC Concepcion. WR from NC State
>>150499888We are so back also nice trips
>>150499882KC Concepcion
>>150499813What is Oinko Sty doing there?
>>150499864Lol at the implication that MICHIGAN or OHIO is more desirable than Alabama. I’m not even a bama fag but everyone knows the rust belt is the shittiest place to live
>>150499900ass to mouth
>>150499813>the eternal virgin
>>150499861Jen
>>150499897>I knew that FSU was probably going to beat this fledgling Alabama team before the game startedPost bet slip + time stamp or gtfo
>>150499871Always be nervous about Texas Tech
>I dreamed of moments like this. I dreamed of playing against Alabama. They don't have Nick Saban to save them. I just don't see them stopping me.
>>150499700>AI anime fag>from californiaevery. fucking. time.
Anyone who thinks Cade Klubnick is good probably also thinks Arch Manning is goodboth are shit
>Texas lost>Bama lost>Wings cooking>Backyard fire later, air is crispBack status: WE'RE SO
>>150499861ah yes the "street shitting belts"i'm always concerned with what such places think
Who do I root for if my Alma Mater is a small FCS school that sucks and im too poor to go to a FBS school for graduate studies?
>>150499900Another Mexican
How many damn tortillas was that?
>>150499888>trip 8s for the white manYeah, I’m thinking we’re back
>>150499805what's going on there?
>corso finishes career with 286 correct picks
I don't care about Clempus or their stupid rock, just start the fucking game already.
>>150499926>stops the white man from marchingThe south is SHOOK
>>150499943Your alma mater and chaos
>>150499943South Dakota because I never see anyone pull for them :)
>>150499861The human trafficking network I did catering for in New Mexico some years ago doesn't even know how to spell CFB!!!!
>>150499943Why is Karen his dog and not his fat wife?
Corso's final superdawg pick was for FSU to beat Bama and then he picked OSU over Texass. He went out on top.
>>150499900Agricultural and Mining thinking
>>150499911as someone who lives in the south and visited Bama, Mississippi. as well as Ohio and Michigan. I would say yes Bama and Mississippi are worse than Ohio and Michigan.
>>150499926really starting to like this kid. could be kyler murray 2.0 but with actual heart
>>150499922I don’t bet.
>get on a bus >drive around to other side of stadium>get off bus>run down a hill>rub a rock>"great tradition"
>>150499943Vanderbilt, the ultimate underdog
>>150499928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXf4ocadnnE
>>150499951Why are you mad
>>150499964Coach Corso knows ball
>>150499943Root for whatever team you could theoretically drive to see.>>150499964Lee CORSGOD
>>150499813Based super autist
>>150499926
>>150499972KEK
I got the beer shits from last night, boys. Feels so good just exploding out of me
>>150499923guys...
>>150499951why are you so upset all the time?
>>150499964Based. Retire in peace, Corso
>>150499962How were the benefits at Los Pollos Hermanos?
>>150499950.>Our head coach is conservative as fuck and only throws the ball farther than 5 yards if >we are losing. Otherwise it's just 2 yard passes to big slow TEs who get tackled immediately.
>Nigger babbling at me to buy his dogshit corpopizza >>150499972lel
>>150499971Alabama is not worse to live in then Ohio lmao
niggas be like"this beer too spicy"
>>150499926>this dude was benched by Bill O'Brien, proving once again he's a fucking retardCastellanos-sama, I kneel...
>>150499962thats horrible aussie bro
>>150499926If you can talk the talk before the game, then walk the walk, you're gonna get some serious respect.
Realistically how long does Corso have left
Mai waifu Ayumu's Trojies!
>>150499813Um kino alert
>>150499999Woo
>>150499983>>150500000
RAIDER. POWER
>>150499999wreck'emcheck 'em
>>150500033About 48-72 hours.
>Boston has a chinkoid mayor
Everybody (rightfully) shitting on Arch Manning and Texass but I didn't think AnOSU looked good either.
sovl
>tfw your school is 0-1
>clempus
Taco Tech has a white rb?
>>150499971The thing that brings down Ohio are rust belt cities like Akron Toledo and Cleveland.
>>150500018Joe Barry's defense giving up that touchdown to CMC set in motion a chain of events that won Ohio State a natty and just killed Alabama for good. I love it.
I like this UTSA team
>>150500048Sayin was hitting open targets with good passes for the most part. Ohio State just had a lot of uncharacteristic drops.
Man my shit was so massive and foul. Taco Bell and 12 beers.
>>150499964even with dementia he knows his shit
>southnegros seething about bostonkek
>>150500057Happens to the best of em
>>150500048Texas has a good defense
>>150500041>>150499951>thing is well liked and popular therefore basedjackSharty teens think theyre the new generation of /b/ trolls but they miss the entire point. Doing it for the lols
>>150500075Alejandro
>>150500048no they didn'tboth teams spent the whole game until the 4th qtr just trying not to make big mistakes with their new teams. ohio state ended up getting some key stops and that's what the game came down to. we have a winner and a loser but it doesn't tell us much more than that.
>>150500048they didn't look good against texass last year eitherit's a bad defensive matchup for them
Touchdown K-State Pound the Stone!! I'm at a party, sadly.
>>150500048Texas returned a ton of defensive talent from last year + Ohio State's receivers were dropping passes that Sayin was putting right on their hands. if there's any QB who can realistically claim they were beating themselves, it's Sayin not Arch
>>150500061Ohio is just as trashy as Alabama without having any of Alabama's fun culture or traditions. Ya the south has a lot of negatives but there are things that make those negatives worth it. Ohio is just Alabama without Alabamas redeeming qualities.
>>150499813Thighs.
>>150499971Not a chance lol I drove cross country and I found Indiana was the shittiest place with both Ohio and Michigan right on its heels
>>150500059>>150500040Do spics even live in the panhandle? I thought theyre allergic to snow.
>>150500079MIA at the Alamo apparently
>>150500071>femboys and tranniesWe need to bring back bullying
>>150500075Enjoy your icy shithole shitskin city, I’ll keep the easy and cheap rural Alabama high quality of life.
Taco Tech with a touchdown!
utsa has a pajeet coordinator on their sideline
Credit to pretzel-bro in previous thread>>150499853
why the fuck do they call their stadium death valley? That's a cali wali thing
>Alabamas redeeming qualities
>>150500098>Alabama's fun culture or traditionlolol
>>150500061pro-tip: don't fuckin live in them and visit them as seldom as you can get away with.how good are bama cities? how good are any american cities at this point...
>>150500108based
>Colter Wall for LSU-Clemson introBased
>>150500106Because femboys and trannies aren’t relentlessly bullied 24/7? Just look at the hot ones and jork your beef you faggot
>>150500125because they lynched a black man there a few days after the stadium was built
>>150500101They do and they’re fiercely red hat. >t. Lubbockite
>Death Valley is in California >Clemson is in South Carolina >Using a country song by a Canadian Wtf
>chudnik vs bussymeier
>>150500058fuku belongs to the gators, FUCK OFF and get your own uma
>>150500101Yest.Taco Tech Grad
>Oh boy it's time for me to stand up for 2 mins for the 3rd time today for a song being played 1,000 miles away
>>150500134I’m not a fag - I don’t jerk off to men.
Dr of Marching Band thats crazy
I want LSU to win simply because of that guy and his kino living room
Reactions so far:>Texas and Ohio State aren't as good as they were last year. Top 20 sure. Top 5. Not at all. Will play out as season goes on. >Alabama is teetering on becoming a lower mid pack SEC team if they don't find a QB and improve on D. FSU dominated them and they are ACC garbage. FSU will end the season at the bottom of the Top 25 all based on this win alone. DeBoer might get fired before the season is over if they reach out to someone like Kiffin. >There really isn't any other games to take anything from. Week 1 has been kind of shit so far. Texas OSU was a huge let down. Game sucked. >Remember preseason rankings are all for the Jews to sell viewership to the normie goyim and mean absolutely nothing.
>>150500108>bama calling anoyne else negro infestedl m a o
>>150500143They are also turning red at the border. We might not be able to flip Texas blue in my lifetime. Pretty sad t b h
Auburn with a lake
the planes, the planes
I played against Clemson years ago and that hill is fucking steep.And the fans were total assholes. They even made fun of this special need kid we had as an asst equipment manager.
What’s the most chud team?
Holy cringe, clemson
The south has fallen.
>>150500127I went to some random tin shed BBQ joint in rural North Bama once and I shit you not they made me the best baked potato I have ever had in my entire life. It has it's upsides.
Why do all of the CFB games have to begin with a military fly-over?
is UTSA jsut gonna run the ball with the same guy all game? its...not working at all
>>150500187Clempus
>>150500063"He just keeps slinging it sideways and our coaches are too afraid to say anything"
>>150500176I agree with all these points
GET ON THE SHORTBUS FAGS
>14 minutes>no kickoffUnacceptable. Fines, recruitment sanctions, public executions. All this and more needs to happen.
WHY ARE THESE NIGGAS JUST GETTING ON THE BUS? WHAT THE FUCK? HURRY UP!
just start the game you fucking homos
>>150500179I've been hearing about Texas flipping blue for almost twenty years, not holding my breath on that one
>>150500187a&m
>>150500169That’s so lame and gay. You’re genuinely the biggest fag here
Do they do jet flyovers at euro soccer games?
>>150500201No can do, goy. Have you given money to State Farm yet?
>that camera angle in the bus
goddammit this is tough. >root for turbo-autist fake good ole-boy>root for insufferable intern killeri think i'm rooting for clempus because muh SEC getting shellacked week 1
>>150500187Ole Miss
>get on a bus >drive around to the other side of the stadium >run down a hill Why the fuck don’t they just walk around the stadium
wasn't this game supposed to start at 7:30? They stuck on the bus or something?
BLOCKED PUNT
>>150500205>he doesn’t knowClemson bus ride is a CFB tradition
Goddamn, there's some hot women at Clemson
WE'RE GONNA DRIVE A COUPLE BLOCKS ON SOME BUSES AND THEN WALK DOWN A HILL!!!!!!!!!
americans take a bus from one side of the stadium to the other
I'm from Michigan but I actually did enjoy when I visited Alabama. Cool people. No gay liberal shit is tolerated
>>150500210>I fuck man ass therefore I am based and straight
>>150500177Yes, cities like Boston are liberal shitholes and a shit quality of life compared to rural America. Keep your “culture” I’ll keep my freedom and safety. roll tide
>>150500222just watch the commercials, goy
>>150500226I hate it
quick Taco Bell run
This bus shit might be the gayest pregame ritual I've ever seen
>>150500219Either way someone I enjoy laughing at will lose tonight, so it's a win-win for me.
>>150500234Correct. Anything I fuck is a woman
>>150500231Lots of that shit in Ann Arbor
the bus, the bus
>>150500215I switched up Meghan Trainor's ozempic with my hot load instead.
>>150500245they also touch a rock or something
>kick returner is named Bussyyou gotta be kidding me
Hope someone breaks a leg going down the ramp
They think they're aura farming but it's really just a kindergarten tier bus ride
Holy fuck I hate Clempiss so much. Hurry up.
If your tradition takes 20 minutes to complete it's gay.
Has anyone slipped running down that carpet
please someone fall and make a huge pile up of bodies
There's a cub mascot too???
It's a pregame ritual, I put it on a pedestal!
>>150500194Allegedly anthem flyovers are pseudo training for pilots for precision timing on shit like airstrikes plus the propaganda value of having cool jets flying over all the inbred hicks on the ground so the military happily does it
>>150500266Are you talking about the Clemson LSU game? What the fuck is this shit just start the game
Peyton and Eli should get a restraining order to make Arch stop using their last name.
>>150500255She doesn't look like she's all about that bass anymore
This bus ride gimmick made me go from rooting for Clemson to hoping LSU beats them by 60
>>150500268I almost did. I was saying earlier about when I played there years ago.
CAUTIONCANNON MAKESLOUD NOISE
>Black texan QBs
alright, fuck this shitnow i'm rooting for LSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
>>150500071his boyfriend plays for USCdont ask how I know
fuckin embarrassing
Why is the cub mascot wearing shorts? That just makes it weirder that the tiger mascot isn't wearing any shorts. Who thought this was a good idea?
Have they ever tripped down the hill?
>>150500294God I wish that were me
>>150500268
This is so gay lmfao
>>150500290Yeah, I think I'm with you. This is so obnoxious.
>Corso's final superdawg pick was for FSU to beat Bama and then he picked OSU over Texass. He went out on top
>>150500272>There's a cub mascot too???Gotta appeal to the KAPs (Kitten-Attracted Persons)
>>150500256>ITS FROM DEATH VALLEY CALIFORNIA>GET IT>DEATH VALLEY TO DEATH VALLEY
>>150500288Too bad, I'm still suing for PTSD for those mascots not having big ol' juicy membersssssssssss
Clemson and South Carolina both have absolute faggotry for pregame entrances. We need to shut down the state of South Carolina until we can figure out what's going on.
Why does Clempus want everyone to blow out their knees entering down that hill?
>>150500250This is the way
>>150500281I imagine that they were waiting in the locker room to grab him and rip his jersey off
Coach Oeaux highlights, the best of times
>>150500279They fly over post-op trannies like you as well, Lilith.
dabo never met a biscuit he didn't like
>>150500245just need a star player to shred their knee or one of the fat coaches to have a heart attack doing this dumb shit so we can put it behind us
>>150500289it was a tight throw
>>150500305Yeah, but we don't talk about the "Clemson Massacre" anymore. It's too traumatic...
>>150500294>his
>>150500316somebody get Dabo's brother outta here
I need Molly to piss in my mouth
>>150500331there was literally noone around the reciever
Has Caleb deBoner been fired yet?
This Bryce Underwood kid looks like a natural
Can't believe I skipped my wife's wedding for this
Brian Kelly is such a fucking cornball. Do players really buy into him when he throws them under the bus after every game?
>>150500325If ESPN had any sovl, they would hire Coach O to replace Corso
>>150500236sorry about your niggers bro
>>150500321if you survive The Hill, chances are you'll be ok in the game.
Lmao Dabo looked like he had no idea to answer what she asked.
DAMN Holly looking scrumptious tonight!
>>150500325an indefinite return is inbound somewhere
>>150500352Kek. He is my 13th reason why.So was Les Miles
>>150500346looking way better than shitters like Arch and Sayin and Simpson
>muh quality of life?
>>150500250We call this a cope
diese Nüsse
>>150500356>he just picks the Tiguh regardless of which teams are playing
>>150500373I liked Les Miles
Brian Kelly title status?No title.
7:30 start btw
>tfw her pus grips my clem
>>150500346You would look like a natural vs New Mexico.
>everyone got mad the Clemson/LSU game was primtime instead of aOSU/Tejas>the seethe when this game will be 10x more exciting than that snoozefest
>>150500343He's already been poisoned by Bama fans.
>>150500359>he doesn't know
>>150500365>I think it's time..... I'm getting the itch again>...... I am almost out of money
>>150500365They should have never fired him in the first. Pants on head retarded decision
>PooSC is losing to missouri stKEK
>>150499900>>150499968Agricultural & Mechanical
>>150500377Stop talking about my malewife
>>150499787>be unranked>be +12.5 dawgs>ass fuck the #8 team in the country>???>NO DUN STORM DA FIELrope, inbreed
>>150500365Bama should have an opening shortly...
Reminder that Clemson stadium is built on a slave graveyard that’s why they call it death valley
>>150500356No one would know what the fuck he was saying when he got excited.
If I were a producer for a football program, I would be CRANKING THE STADIUM SOUNDS wayyy higher than the stupid commentators every single time.
>>150500395It's only more exciting because of the primetime thoEveryone has more fun when the lights are shining brightest, Texas OSU @ 9AM was a joke game no one was even awake yet most of the players were probably still taking their morning shits during halftime
>>150500377they're not kidding, I had pinworms as a kid and it was awful.
>>150500419Based, I’ll forgive the bus ride now
>>150500406It's Military
Does this game not have broadcasters
>>150500365Boosters around the country readying the milfs for Coach O.
>>150500407Fag
>>150500410it's for poverty programs or knocking off #1. Have some self respect
>>150500421every network seems to be muting the crowd today, FOX was especially bad
The number 18 doesn't suit Nussmeier
Latter Day Saint bros....I have a good feeling about tonight.
>>150500431Herbshit is calling it.
they got some worthless shitters down in san antonio
>>150500359The rural blacks aren't really that bad. It's the city blacks which isn't something that's exclusive to the South.
Beautiful uniform matchup
>>150500443Submit to God's TRUE team (Notre Dame)
>>150500448how about the women though?
>female ref in the USC gameWhen the QBs have enough time in the pocket to eat a sammich, she can make it for them!
No one is gonna notice USC losing to Missouri state
too bad he can't catch
Why does every LSU uniform besides the white jersey and yellow pants look like dogshit?
>>150500422noon kickoffs need to die. Fuck fox>>150500438fox's audio is always atrocious
>>150500457almsot as big as the average SEC linemen
>>150500431HEY ANON I HEARD YOU NEED A BROADCASTER
>The University of Clemson’s campus was built over top of the estate of firebrand pro-slavery senator, former vice president, and early secession advocate John C. CalhounBased.
>>150500457They're great, if you're into Latinas (if you grew up there you became into them at a young age btw the conquistadors did nothing wrong)
>no pass interference Since when do the reffs hate lsu?
>>150500460hey watch it
>>150500461Because they're not, kek.
I come from the future. Michigan will beat New Mexico 62-0
Already burning timeouts....
>>150500475I would prefer one, actually: someone link me a stream with a broadcaster please thank you
>>150500456catholics worship a woman LMAO
>>150500471>noon kickoffs need to die.Bucknut?
>LSpoo clock management
CBS without a doubt has the best college football production. Sharpened by years of doing big time SEC games. Sad they get shit level Big10 games now and Army / Navy. Fucking idiots.
>>150500486They just learned from Coach Primate they don't roll over so why not use them now?
>>150500475this faggot and Herbie back-to-back is excruciating.
>>150500474Whats that Chuck?
>>150500449North Alabama is white as snow. The nogs all live in Central Alabama
>>150500497But they also have Mountain West and C-USA
>>150499875>Why did fans of a school that went 2-10 last season storm the field after beating a Top 10 ranked team(even if that ranking was undeserved).
1st qt ML live for Georgia St. if turds don't have it set.
>>150500436your the fag
>>150500485AI has already determined the national champion, it's just waiting on us meatbags to catch up
>>150500443Some Mormons keep coming over to visit my parents house. And gave them the book of Mormon.Should I read it?
>>150500477John C. Calhoun was a piece of shit but my kid is related to him through my ex wife. All my ancestors fought for the Union, thank God.
>>150500505lets just say I was stuck behind a san antonio gal on the street and it took me three days to walk around her
>>150500477Brought to by the storm Thurmond reasearch institute
NEW>>150498187>>150498187>>150498187
>>150500497CBS is just as bad as ESPN, though.I don't have cable so I stream CBS Sports HQ for sports highlights while I eat my meals.The anchors are mostly #000000s and women and the amount of WNBA coverage is fucking insufferable.
>>150500510imagine giving a fuck about anything that happens in alabama or anyone who lives there
bama needs to eat more protein
>>150500526you sound like a fag
>>150500520You’re*All that gay butt sex is messing with your brain anon. Take the pussy pill, it’s better.
>>150500526It's time fight again sir, the South is back again. That's right, the Russians!
>>150500485That's great, but next time just bring us the lottery numbers, okay professor?
>>150500477He was unironically a good guy. If it wasn't for him the other to members of the great Triumvirate would have fucking wrecked antebellum America beyond recognition.
>>150500479Let’s see some examplesSfw pls
>3rd and 11 >run the ballWhat the fuck
>>150500449holy cope
>>150500477Im rooting for LSU and Tulane and because Huey Long was the best politician America had.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
>>150500546Nah I'm just an American who doesn't have respect for traitors
>>150500557right up the gut too, lmao
COMMERCIAL CHADS WE'RE EATING GOOD THIS YEAR I CAN SEE IT
>>150500535What the fuck are you talking about? I'm taking about game production where the announcers and sideline girl have been White for fucking 20+ years.
>>150500525If you feel like it sure. It's not really that great and was definetly written by joseph smith in the mid 19th century not by some anceient prophet.In general their religion is a little kooky. They believe you become a God of your own planet when you die. They also wear sacred garments 24/7 (I think they take them off in the shower but to be completely honest I'm not sure of that)Their culture speaks for itself tho. Every mormon I've ever met has been successful, sober, and married with kids. They seem happy and genuinely fulfilled in life. I chose a different path but part of me does wonder how my life would have turned out if I had been baptized.
lol all these fat bitches that took pzempic to look like skeletons and built a career by being a “big beautiful woman” now being hated by everyone is awesome. That bitch’s hit song “all about that bass”, lyrics heavily insinuating she likes women with big fat asses, because she herself has one; now having to sing the song that has lost all meaning to her and her fans. Leaving behind a physical incarnation of which all can freely laugh at and mock without guilt
Somebody bake a new bread
>>150500571you arent really gonna lose to south dakota are you?
>>150500575>pastiesgay
>>150500581Just saying the company in general is dogshit.
>>150500591There is literally no rush, newfagThis thread will be up even after this game is over
>>150500575>no duvet coverignored
>>150500575>You will never eat frenchfries out of her McPussy
>clempiss field vision
oh wow
GEAUX TIGERS
>>150500595No, because we're against North Dakota (not state). I'm worried, hope we don't get the Ireland curse...
>>150500590Theire muscle mass also gets eaten through and they have irritable bowels too so there's a small but cute chance their bones might shatter when they shit out their kidneys.
baking :^)
>>150500575I would like fish and chips
clempus is cooked and its only the first quarter
>my Kansas state wildcats are losing to a FCS teamShould I pound the stone?
>>150500625That rules
TACO TECH 14-0 5 minutes in!
>>150500620LSU I wanna apologize, I wasn't really familiar with your asian girl game
>>150500628Isn't it only fish when they got an infection down there?
i love this goofy aaah ref
>fair catch>still get panalizedlmao
are all these yankee girls going to SEC schools to be dicked down by mandingo cock? sad.
clempus is #4?based on fucking what?
DOUG THE PUG
>>150500622as a cyclones fan, i am also rooting for you. that way we look better for beating a good team.
>>150500656A bunch of retards voted last week
>>150500656Based on Dabo sucking off the voters
>>150500656I said so.
>>150500644I went to ball state and fucked corn chucking alcoholics every weekend. Didn’t graduate because I was too busy partying and now I’m a loser. But it was fun while it lasted
>>150500656Based on them having a national televised game in week one. Only reason they are 4 and LSU is 8. Same reason Texas was 1 and OSU was 3. Just total Jew bullshit.
>>150500656based on the blessings of the LORD
>550
>>150500656friggin heckin le metrics CHUD
>>150500677I never went to college and I never fucked anyone either. I'm also a loser but I never had fun :/
>>150500677You made the right choice. Networking and getting pussy will get you farther than a bacholers degree in 2025
>>150500675Reminder that Dabo shits after he showers.
A&M defense still shit
>>150500694I love wedgies bros.
>>150500694Her nudes are surprisingly mid. I think she might be legitimately mentally disabled
>LSPOO
>>150500694is this what girls like
>>150500694I used to love giving girls wedgies in highschool. Then I got fired
>>150500693
That is a retarded play every single time it's called why the fuck do people do that shit?
>>150500697for me its shitting into the shower
>>150500713link?
>lspoo
players lookin awful dang slow this season so farain’t lookin to good for them boysRFK can’t save em all
>>150500719Jew lies
>>150500683Nice try anon, God is on >our side this year
>>150500691We used to throw massive parties at my house. Bitches pouring out the house onto the front and back yard at least once or twice a month. Had a karaoke system and I was in a band so I was banging mid bitches all the time. Every once in a while the girl would actually be hot but that was much rarer
FOOOOOOMBULLLLLLL
I can take over the baking if needed
>>150500697Source?
Laterday Saint Bros...What's happening
Lmao fucking LSPoo
Garrett Shitmeier
>>150500716If you’re an alpha Chad. Zach Morris pulls it off, Screech gets sent to prison.
>LSPoo
>NOT SO FAST
that might be the slowest db I've ever seen. How do you not house that
>>150500759>>150500759>>150500759new
>>150500727I don't remeber her name sorry
>>150500743same energy
>>150500745>gets set on fire by jews
>>150500694It’s so fake it hurts
>>150500718
>>150500750ESPN.com
Severely. Exposed. Conference.
>>150500781If it were real, the hand would have been black.
>>150500430
>>150500751You guys have Portland State in Provo, bro. Nothing to cry about.
>>150500865We're playing Clemshit rn, bro
>>150500972Every momo I know went to BYU.
I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MICHIGAN GAME AND MY STREAMS ARE ALL SHITTING OUT, DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK THAT'S NOT BROKEN?
