Previous >>150499702Cji now
>>150502895
K-1 is better than CJI
dogshit thread
Tony has given us hope! Tony is the real saviour. Champ Shit Only
ZatDaddy rapes and gapes Tomala
>“wow I can’t believe I actually WON! the whole time I was talking confidently before the fight I was just faking it as a way to cope with my fear and total lack of confidence in myself! I am AMAZED that I actually won! can you BELIEVE that someone like ME could actually WIN a FIGHT?”
MMA is a tier 1 sport btw
why do some italians like bodoni look like thatlike piercing eyes, very red face, look like they're wearing mascara
>>150503036He’s Italian, of course he’s wearing women’s make up.
>>150502999*hugs and snugs
>>150503022>>150503009>>150502947this is true
>>150503036Isn’t it weird how you just KNOW a guy is ugly as fuck and a severe incel if they analyse and remark on another man’s looks? It’s like this weird “stalker” living vicariously through them thing. Chilling
>>150503036its called being a swarthoid. they got black blood in them from being raped by moorish eggplant ppl.
>>150503036They got blacked by the moors
I thought the format would be betterHE FUCKING TAPPED
MMA is a sport where even the missing link between apes and humans can be a world champ
The ol' brazilian tap
oh i get it now he's a seething /box/cel
thats a tap but wtf you cant video replay a tap if the ref missed it
Bjj var
thats not a tap actually. there was no flick in the wrist
>>150503120They just did
It was no tap. very deceptive from taylor.
Taylor Pearman is an alpha male. Fuck Faris
Casuals just don't understand high level MMA chess matches
>>150502947Shrimp is a very depressed, lonely guy. You can tell when someone’s drunk and lonely whenever they say something like “hey all kidding aside, I love you guys ahaha..” on /sp/ or in the chat on a stream. Those little sincere “reach out” moments are always a dead giveaway
THERE WAS NO TAP
ERA
>>150503181Any nfl guys any basketball guy, rugby guys thats the one i support they also die against any of these fat fucks thats life
actually idk. he could have continued to crank it if he didn't sense a tap
Moreno won
>>150503182something a winner would notice
Chael vs Tito. Real American Freestyle
I’ve jizzed in fightfairy
niggas name Dorian smdh
>>150503181This guy beat blaydes and was robbed
>>150503099>>150503093Moors werent blackThey where like brown nafris
Dorito Olives
How to be a UFC heavyweight fighter:Step 1: be fatStep 2: be willing to fight for McDonald's wages
Holy escape
that was some decent scramble
>>150503271High level boxers and kickboxers just 2 years to adapt and smoke the majority of HWs
who revved this midget
How to be a UFC heavyweight fighter:Step 1: don't be martin buday
>>150503203The nfl and rugby are full of fat fucks as well they just play in shirts
>>150503292Big surprise for you dude, they also fucking fat, accept reality Holy delusion
We love Shrimpy here
>>150503246>Moors werent blackTry to make one google search you french lazy bastard, all y'all do is goof around eating baguettes and frogs waiting to be spoonfed.
Goodson guard
>>150503292Problem is step 2 filters them out because they're already making above starting amazon warehouse employee salaries
S3 flushes this whole event
>>150503346Kick-boxers don’t make shit
>>150503336Thats a illustration of mansa musa, a malian King from the 1200s/1300sMoors where basically muslim north africans
Wait so 45-year-old Holly Holm just randomly walked into a wrestling match with a world ranking women's wrestler and barely lost 9-7? How non-competitive is womeme wrestling??????Bo Niggle winning was not a surprise. He's legit as fuck as a wrestler, just not as a fighter.
>>>/g/106438797shrimpfag starting to spam other boards
>>150503320Fatties are way less present in boxing/kickboxingIn mma its 90 % of HWs that are unathletic fatties
>>150503383That must be why Vakhitov went back to kickboxing because the UFC was paying him so much
>>150502895I'm sick of all of these obviously fake and fixed fights. Now, I understand that all of media is controlled, and that's fine, but sometimes I like to kick my feet up and watch combat sports, typically mma. Sure, I understand that obviously this is a sphere of potential influence that won't go unmeddled by the powers that be, but when I see an inkling of a match being fixed or something like that it earnestly disgruntles me. As a Tony supporter, there is no doubt in my mind that that match was fixed. I'm not sure how deep this goes, if Salt Papi for example was in on it, but I don't see any reason to not assume so as well. Same with that shitty ass bare knuckle Yoel Romero fight and that awful holloway vs poirier card. so disappointing that ((they)) took away the kino premise of top fighters brawling it out, just to make money in some staged BS wwe garbage. >>150503246based and correct pilled
>>150503411Thats it i wont reply again you dont watch kick or boxing
this nigga trash
Imagine caring about what these apes make LMAO
/blanchfield/ formerly known has /heem/
>>150503351>combining human and ape DNA
>>150503427Wrong
>>150503411someone post that massive fat fuck nafri from glorynabil something
>they weren't black, they were africansyou ain't getting that (you) jean-fronsoi
thinkeng bout heeming my Jet
>>150503442Tight brat
>>150503466that poster is algerian
>>150503229Oh I’m sorry man, did my post make you feel personally called out? You know, that’s kind of weird, seeing as my post was specifically addressed to Shrimp by name. For you to emotionally react to that then take the time and effort to type out a capcha in order to “fire back” with something that counter signals what I said sure is odd. I wonder what might motivate a fellow to do that? Something you want to talk about buddy?
here's your "black" moor
>>150503486Heemd that wonk nose
>Tony is my favorite fighter he never ducked anyon- OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150503485Not surprised, dicey dicey
Greg kills Gordon
>>150503460Dubois fat fury fat bakole fat kabayel fat hgorovic fat Parker fat
>>150503221Wait so do Latina's degress after turning 30? Poor Alexa and Loopy Godinez
>>150503486Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>DANA!!! I DID IT I WON A FIGHT FINALLY... C-CAN I COME BACK TO THE UFC NOW??
>>150503486>emotionally reacti didn't write a whole gay blog like you
>>150503580microplastics
Tony is a champion in 2025 and you are still in your basement
drank 1.5 liters of sprite yeah dana sign me up i'm the future of hevyweight
this niggas is dimeles
>>150503630i drank a 1.5 faxe kondi 0 sugar earlier
Shit mica Is shook??
>>150503666what the hell is that
How about nigga galvao
>>150503580>Poor Alexa and Loopy Godinez>whoMade me google that shit, how gay do you have to be to not only watch wmma but also remember their name
Is Mexico on the modelos tonight?
>took fourth at 197 pounds… went 28-8 on the season…Dafuq???? Chael said Bo Niggal's opponent was an absolute killer and he was just some curtain jerker? Of course he's not going to beat Bo who was top 5 in the entire fucking world.
>>150503699im boutta motorboat your ass for saying that
>>150503467>>150503649we get it bro you watch fishtank
glad to see rockhold's alright that was vile
>>150503787this you?
>>150503758Aré they that retarded to put that on the same day as cji 2? They dumb 28-8 Is a good record tho
>>150503792Not really he looked brolic AF in his kit just a good win on anyone's belt
it was not a tap out
>>150503873thats the point
you literally admitted to living in a storage unit
>>150503566Fat boxers are fat and have explosive KO powerFat UFC fighters are just fat and unathletic so they spent time learning grappling and other b-league shit so they could earn a Maccas wage
Team Mystery Meat won the story
it was a tap out. its more obvious in real time
>>150503818satanic entertainment. the devil licks his lips when you post.
>>150503902He's the JokerChills
>>150503902you got baited
>>150503902number 2 ranked middlewweight btwthats what a basic jab and philly shell gets you in the b leagues
>>150503902kwab
>>150503920The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
If that was a tap then you are all from Bangladesh
>>150503934>>150503889Look a boxcel trying to get attention, only boomers watch boxing champs dont get recognize in the street, only one that can save boxing Is Dana white
>>150503934would literally murder every boxer on the planet btw
>>150503970with a gun maybehis boxing technique is quite rudimentary but it's world beater level for UFC bums
>>150503970you do know El Cucuy is a boxer now right
>>150503902He got latent triggered for the cuckery around the animal situation
>>150503969dana white putting on big box fights while box fags are putting together jake paul manlet slop kek dana really does it all
>>150504005>muh boxing techniquemate he would strangle them all to death
>>150503955>>150503985It was always Deja Etendu and Your Favorite Weapon. But of course you wouldn't know. You wouldn't fucking now.
>inb4 the boxpoofter would knock him out as he shot in copeclassic
>>150503934you forgot the push kick silly
>>150504051Do you believe your missing out?
>>150504023Dana is smart enough to see where MMA is going (cave wrestlers abusing the ruleset for boring wins) so he's pivoting to a real sport.
>>150504082>the real sportkek. imagine being a box fag and begging for attention this bad. get a life bro.
Just took a HUGE Salt Papi in the /box/
>>150504082Crazy all he needs to do is implement a ground clock
>>150504103dont forget to use your "sweet science" toilet spray!
>>150503969Yeah no one watches boxing that must be why Canelo is making more from his next fight than the entire history of MMA fighters put together have made since 1997
>>150504115A relative of Nate Diaz, clearly
>>150504116canelo is a UFC fighter. stick to jake paul.
been watching cji think I might just take a nap
>CaneloKEK
>Rach heems a man drama bum>Tony heems a boxing buma good week for heem
>>150504116Thats because boxing has a shitty system that pays the figthers too much
Constipated
>>150504115He's literally one of those "if I lose I win" kinda guys
Tony vs Ted Cheeseman
>>150503934an important point to make, as the responses are literally the exactly same as reddit. hurrr durrr jab teep kick. literally wtf is the point of being here if we don't have strict boundries between whats reddit and whats 4chan. hating strickland is naturally a reddit thing,
>>150504146nelo won the story
I can see cji evolving into something
try saying “raja” really fast over and over again.
>>150504154"rach" is short for rachelwhy do you keep calling him a woman's name, he'd give you the syko stu treatment for that
>>150504200I'm scared I'll summon him
>>150504183I don't hate Strickland. Just pointing out that his low level boxing technique allowed him to be a champion in an inferior sport with a shallower talent pool
he...won?? how
LETS GOOO
imagine if this guy cared about mma
>>150504194Yeah, Bibarel!
>mma is a hecking inferior sport because uhhhhh... money!
>>150504210I'm not saying "raych" i'm saying "rahch"
>>150504246Glad Luke and Darren finally got paid. Must be a nice step up from the 40k the UFC was paying
Tired of motherfuckers playing me man...
Hey, you heff to ask him. Why he eat slap?
>>150504275Yeah generally the worlds top athletes get paid Sams Club CDL wages
FACT: The p4p #1 and #3 boxers in the world train MMA.
>>150504224potentially valid, but by that logic, what is preventing any amateur boxer from entering mma. middleweight is 90% striking 10% tdd anyways.
>>150504233>howif mma was easy it would be called boxing
>>150504161>>150504162now that's what I call cope ladies and gentlemen
>>150504233>>150503425they rigged it?
One more run
not even having a cuck fantasy, but my gf legit is into black guys
man cji is kinda boring so farufc killed bjj>>150503093>>150503099they're not really brown thoughlike look at ben safdie and giancarlo bodoni, they're what i'm talking about
>>150504372when has grappling ever been not boring
>I... I... I DID IT! I BEAT THE 5'6 OVERWEIGHT TIKTOKER!!!
>>150503182>>150503229Holy shit he is now streaming race cars just to keep people around in chat and have them talk to him hahaha nooooo this is sad
>>150504323>what is preventing any amateur boxer from entering mmaProbably the fact that mma fighters get paid jiffy lube service tech wages
>>150504395cji1 was kino because of guys like andrew tackett and the ruotolos but none of them are at this one
>>150502895Only Muslims and Fags are angry that Tony won today.
Tony-boxing champion of the world You- nobody loser
You gonna sell it?
Not feeling this rolling on the ground with another man shit
>>150504456i'm not a worker bro.
>>150504465yeah I tell myself every time someone tries to get me to watch UFCI'm like nah Im good dawg
you literally admitted to being of lebanese descent and getting into fights over it
Negromonte means nigger monkey lmao
Negro Monte
>>150504491Luke Thomas accidentally gets something right. Never thought I'd live to see the day where Cuck Thomas is more based than Chael Sonnen
Haha but real talk I love you guys
if boxing was exciting you'd be watching it right now
>>150504371>going to the effort of entering a capcha just to say this>this being what you choose to contribute to the world with your existence >this is the energy you choose to put out into the universe, of all the things you could be By partaking in this behavior you are very clearly nonverbally asking people “Should I kill myself? Just tell me to do it and I will.” And the answer is yes, man. God, yes. What the hell are you waiting for?
yall folx post here when no UFC is going on like in weekdays and shit
>>150504531Seems like you're trying to hurt him with this post.
>>150504534we're watching cji
>>150504531Interracial cuckposting is heem culture
>>150504560fer sure b
>>150504405Gayest celly ever. These over the top reactions are so embarrassing and show that the fighter has no self esteem or self confidence because they are absolutely SHOCKED that they won. Compare that to how Sean O’Malley wins his fights, or even the belt
The sweet science of pillow fighting for 12 rounds20 pillows landed per round
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niggas think pulling guard is gay well look at what bjj looks like when nobody pulls guard
Caio "The Brazza Killer" Borralho
>>150504372Syrian jew not a moortalian, desert shitskins albeit but not african.
shoulda included a bunch of ladies in there
bros i just open youtube and...... Ferguson is boxing.... Youtubers??? WHAT THE FUCK????wasnt he in that new promotion that was using AI or something like that
>>150504559That’s just your own self-hatred taking, because I’m actually trying to help him. Put up or shut up dude. The training wheels are off now and nobody is going to save you from your sad little incel life. Are you going to whine about being a cuck forever or are you going to do something about it? No more floaties, either jump in the pool or remove yourself from the pool party, so to speak.
>>150504438boxing pay is all top heavy
>UFC: AS REAL AS IT GETS
>i'm not a worker>oh.. let's put you in the ring then>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE A SHOOTERhmm
>>150504575We are.
We in here BTWhttps://www.youtube.com/live/beI0QYuwbx8?si=Z9W-zhz98IRWnWUu
>>150504660I bet you're also heavy on top :3
the ufc pit with the sloped walls is kinda better than the cji one
>brought to you by Corn Nuts: Corn to the core.
>>150504631bro all italians are of jewish descent, you and i are african under your logic
>>150504743Goated snack ngl
>>150504734no 1 else thinks this is a sad look for dannis? like celebrating that hard after beating a guy thats 0-0 in mma
Beautiful work tone
>>150504568>“it’s actually cool and funny to constantly self-deprecate about how you’re a defeated race cuckold, the worst thing that you could possibly be according to your reproductive nature and the thing that all your most powerful, deeply ingrained natural instincts are geared to protect you against Yeah I’m sure you can just safely compartmentalise that somewhere with no deeper subconscious psychological repercussions or affects whatsoever.
I hate when heem starts debating esoteric racial/ethnic facets like this. If spammy was smart enough I'd think it was just him, but for some reason there's numerous of you freaks any given day.
Ian Machado Garry lies, cheats and steals
>>150504659Now it seems like you're trying to hurt my feelings with this post.
>>150504405lol... tonycels were celebrating this shit earlier today. How much sadder can the situation get
>>150504621Ack
>>150504755I just looked up the first shitskin you told me about and he was a rat kike not italian, not my fault you don't know what you are talking about.
>>150504405Another story loss for us /heem/ bros
>>150504841I'm just glad we finally have a champ who's just a complete piece of shit human with no moral code or ethics.
>>150504823Tony Ferguson: Undefeated pro boxerHabib Nurmaghomagonuhhamadov: too scared to try a real sport
>>150504865
>>150504878If Khabitch can't weight bully and lay n prey crotch sniff he ain't interested pal
>>150504895
>>150504874Jones retired though
>>150504900Not true he DOMINATES all the buffets within a 200 mile radius of his house and some of the people that also eat there weigh just as much as he does
Reddit bros, we finally won!
>>150504780You’re single handedly responsible for the blk boy clitty spam. How’s that working on your psychology?
Craig Jones might unironically kill himself after today. What a boring shit show.
>>150504934
>>150504813If you want me to I can hurt your feelings right now, for real. Ready? Ok, here goes: In my life I have kissed multiple women, I have had sex with multiple women and I have reproduced. There. I didn’t want it to come to that but you had to be a little sassy passive aggressive smart ass just because you were angry that I told a truth that made you uncomfortable. You deserve the pain and shame this post is making you feel right now.
>>150504943Jones is a Christian, Khamzat worships a pedophile false prophet
>>150504959ufc BJJ bogged this but it might be because the competition is lesser
>>150504968I think you greatly over estimate the weight your posts carry.
HE FINALLY HECKIN DID IT! HE. BEAT. SALT PAPI... IN THE KSI LEAGUE!!!
>>150504878It's crazy to see the cope for khabib still goes on to this day. How long ago did he retire?
This shits unwatchable
>>150504957Just stop man. It’s sad. Nobody believes you. Everyone sees your pain. It’s so loud, you don’t even realise. Drop the act man.
>>150504974at least Mohammed was married and liked pussyunlike rabbi yoshua ben josef who was a pederast
>>150503453
>>150505006Entering a capcha to respond to a negative post that was not directed at you personally is a confirmed receipt of emotional pain. You have to play those cards closer to the chest buddy. Work on that poker face, alright?
I'm heckin cryin and shakin bros... CHILLS. SO MUCH FREAKIN CHILLS.
>>150504960Some jew rat born in italy doesn't make him italian, not sure why this is a hard concept to grasp, would you consider indians born in england as Anglo-saxons?
>>150505057Alrighty
>tony won
>>150505063>couldn't even knock the guy outJesus fucking christ is this really what a Tony win is now adays?
Tony's win has really brought out all the schizos
Who revved the Aussie?
Khabitch ducked Tony 4 times
>>150505072>Entering a capcha just to submit passive aggressively It’s really uncool when other men act like this. It’s like when you reach for their hand for a sportsmanlike handshake after beating them at something and it goes goes limp in your hand pathetically and they don’t make eye contact. Very vaginal personality type.
>>150505057Hey buddy can you stop impersonating me please?
>>150504959the problem with jiu jitsu is it just isn't entertaining for people that don't grapple at a fundamental level, it's like olympic sports. nobody watches boring bullshit like pole vaults or swimming unless there's countries to root for. the quintet format almost invokes that but it doesn't have the best of the best and isn't only countries
>heh you actually took the 0.5 seconds of your life to do the friggin captcha just to respond to me? Looks like I won.
>>150505130Can you make a new joke, please
>>150505103I want it to be known by everyone in this thread that I have been reported to moderators and banned many times by posters on /heem/ for mentioning in passing that I’ve seen and touched women’s vaginas in real life
>>150505194What was his name?
>>150505152Nah the format is good, and this is why Wrestling isnt mainstream either, but kickboxing isnt that more popular so i think people just like mma>>150504959>>150504998Yeah wtf ufc bjj was way better
I came home from the tony heem at the bar and my TV was on hdmi 2. What the fuck was my wife doing
>>150505179I used to click on 30 bikes and busses to post HEEM SLEEPY
Weed aint healthy lmao
>>150505235>tony heemHe didn't even KO him what the fuck are you talking about?
>>150505263The fuck would you know about it?
Can tony just go away now?
>>150505281>filenamebro how old is your phone
UFC 319 caused this
>>150505276Name 5 weeds>>150505281Phone too old fag
>>150505281Why won’t you stop impersonating me?
>>150505300If I ever see a championship fight this bad again I will be horribly surprised.. How does a dude really not train for takedown defense in MMA?
>>150505319How does one train to get to crucifix and not thrown one real strike?
DricPig really thought he would just stand up KEEEEEK
>>150505179The purpose of a capcha is to make sure people only make posts they’re genuinely invested in. If I call someone a “lonely alcoholic” or say “it’s bad to think of yourself as a cuck” and you’re willing to click on 50 stop signs to tell me you have an issue with that, then you are indirectly revealing sensitive information about yourself and that is on you
>>150505343it's ok we'v seen it, you don't have to spam it in every thread
finna heem the next bitchahh nigga that talk shit bout tony. On shrimp nigga
it's to prevent spam buts moron
how retarded do you have to be to be deterred from posting by having to type a few numbers and letters lmao
Nah when they added the catpcha its was shit
>>150505290>>150505304It says 4G at the top of the screen. I don’t care, I’ve had sex and I can do 100 push-ups. Keep your consumer-product based identity you emaciated, fat titted faggots
>had
>The purpose of a capcha is to make sure people only make posts they’re genuinely invested in. If I call someone a “lonely alcoholic” or say “it’s bad to think of yourself as a cuck” and you’re willing to click on 50 stop signs to tell me you have an issue with that, then you are indirectly revealing sensitive information about yourself and that is on you
I’ve never had to enter captcha. I’m just loved here.
...NAH FUCK THAT!
>>150505379>>150505391>not giving me a (You) because you fear retaliation, like a dog keeping its ears pinned down and it’s tail between its legs, or a worm rolling up into a small circle to avoid being stepped onWise.
>>150505398I can do 200 on sets of 50, and i am one month away to get payed and fuck an escort
>he doesn't use an automatic captcha solver in the big 25Lmao retard.
kek what a revved bitch
awfully reddit in here tonight
>>150505448Niggi wut? Share that shiet
>>150505230yeah i think the format's good just not quite good enough to be appealing for normies
>>150505418
Fuck you
His racism came out
>>150505434Cool, you have to fuck a desperate victim of child sex abuse while she mentally dissociates, who is going to scrub your scent off her as she’s crying afterwards, in the hope of getting a fake, sad simulation of what it might feel like to actually be wanted by a woman. Why not spend the money on a rope instead?
>>150505469
>>150505495Sounds like this post is just intended to hurt somebody's feelings.
my wiener comes out when I'm with a PAWG MILF
>>150505495Try to uplift your /heem/ brothers instead of tearing them down
>>150505495Dude they just whores you are gay lmao
CSO
>>150505509That’s two, doubt them, two posters in /heem/ who are now currently, actively doing the “follow him around and reply to all of his posts with the exact same phrase” cope. When an adult-aged male resorts to engaging in this desperate behavior online, it is a receipt that you have absolutely shattered them mentally.
>>150505534Incel human traffickers aren’t my “brothers”>>150505536>fake laughConfirmed receipt of emotional pain.
Why did Tony duck Islam
>Cool, you have to fuck a desperate victim of child sex abuse while she mentally dissociates, who is going to scrub your scent off her as she’s crying afterwards, in the hope of getting a fake, sad simulation of what it might feel like to actually be wanted by a woman. Why not spend the money on a rope instead?
The coward khabieber
Kody "Confirmed Receipt Of Emotional Pain" Steele
Brock duckedTony ducked
>>150505583His feminism came out
>>150503955>>150504051Who is the Brand New of MMA?
>>150505343Yeah... I'm watching boxing
>I DID IT! I I FUCKING DID IT!!!>I BEAT THE HECKIN SALT PAPI!!!!!>Bet you're regretting cutting me now huh Pinkna?
>>150505583>>150505609I don’t think you faggots actually realize what a different universe you exist it. You are on a different evolutionary tier as males. There are a sizeable percentage of men who would very literally kill themselves before the shame and indignity of paying a woman to pretend to want to fuck them. Really reflect on that.
>>150505636What the hell does any of that have to do with combat sports?
holy jock
>>150505599>tapped by Bobby Green>celebrated harder than the birth of his child over beating an influencer
Jocko blessed
>I don’t think you faggots actually realize what a different universe you exist it. You are on a different evolutionary tier as males. There are a sizeable percentage of men who would very literally kill themselves before the shame and indignity of paying a woman to pretend to want to fuck them. Really reflect on that.
>>150505636Bad strat bapa, they won't fuck you
>>150505652Yeah yeah I know, time to report me because it’s getting too real and hitting to close to home. Do what you must to protect your mental health man, because I have no off switch
>>150505636This nigga tryna get through to niggas
besides the brazilian tap has anything exciting happened at all at the crotchsniffing, not watching
>>150505675I’ve had sex with roughly 20 decently attractive women in my life without paying for it or even buying them gifts or dates or anything, and I am a father. How does that feel faggot? I want you to tell me the real truth about how the fuck that makes you feel.
>>150505636the president of the united states is married to an escort
>because I have no off switchblud thinks he's the joker or something lmfao we got a real badass over here watch out bros
>decently attractive
>>150505698I like how you adopt the mannerisms of a “cool black guy” whenever you have to say something in a way that is expressive. That’s a trait I respect in white males.
>I’ve had sex with roughly 20 decently attractive women in my life without paying for it or even buying them gifts or dates or anything, and I am a father. How does that feel faggot? I want you to tell me the real truth about how the fuck that makes you feel.Imagine being a subhuman loser writing paragraphs of LARP on 4chan during the weekend. Yeah bro no one's buying it, legitimately consider suicide.
>>150505713Not that guy you were beefing with bapa, i just disagree with your male feminist rhetoric, it's all good.
>i'm a father>on the weekendsnot the brag you think it is
>>150505673Nah you can tell from Ozspergs posts that he’s a swarthoid from New Guinea or the Solomon Islands, not bugland
>relatively fuckable
>>150505711nope. it's so boring and I'm only using it as background noise
>I’ve had sex
whos the favorite to win this?
>>150505719>“the highest status males in the world are actually secretly pathetic losers like me!”Yeah if the real, actual truth of reality is too emotionally damaging for you to function within, you can always just make up your own imaginary truth, right? I mean, it could work..
>>150505789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX_wprkggoE
>>150505789Who are your top 3 UFC fighters all time?
>>150505719*washe died yesterday
I'm getting peaked in high school vibes from this guy
>>150505713Not 20 Bro and they werent attractive lolI am gonna fuck 1(one) escort with my Paycheck lmao
>>150505730>blud Weak father figure growing up, coped by seeking out surrogate masculine male role models through his fandom of black men in hip hop culture. Who’s next?
I think the Irish girl could take this guy
I think i know why he is mad
>>150505795I don’t watch MMA
>Le epic soiteen concern trollingYou have never had sex.
this guy is so fucking cool fuck
Aye spammy check out how mad this fucking aussie cunt got himself.
>No submissions>No takedowns >No scramblesWtf cji went to shit hope tommorow Is better
>>150505730so cringe when brits try to talk like this
>>150505825Why are you here then
>Who’s next?
>all british posters are whitequite an assumption to make
>>150505832>forming a coalition with other posters against me Seeking protection from the group against another male is always a sign of confidence
>>150505818Volk and JDM are Australian
>>150505856You're pissed!
This Aussie is giving me mad egg/repressed vibes. Anyone else?
Yeah... I'm watching boxing
>>150505857both are Macadamian
>>150505857Greek-macedonian and a wog, Volk has the macedonian flag in his custom shorts, i'm afraid you have no fighters.
Man…how do I do it? You know I have caused at least 1-2 actual suicides in /heem/ over the years.
>>150505894Your parents don't count, I fear.
https://youtu.be/ytQ5CYE1VZw?si=It0NcR0rx--mKBA4
>>150505871>>150505887incorrect
>>150505868Yeah, try that angle man. Anything is worth a shot for you at this point honestly
>>150505900KEK! Bodied that freak!
aussie joker has worked himself into a shoot
Heem aint even got a mental healthy crisis all motherfuckers here just brainrotted and lonely
>zero fighters>male feminist>spergs when /heem/sters get pussy>force-vaxxedI'm afraid it's over for schaubstralia
>conceivable fornicateable
>>150505635HE WON A FIGHT.. I CAN'T HECKIN BELIEVE IT HE BEAT UP SOME TIKTOKER GUY!!! TONY IS BACK!!!
Kissless virgins in this thread smashing that report button
Alexander Volkanovski (Australian, residing in Wollongong NSW) - UFC Featherweight ChampionJack Della Maddalena (Australian, residing in Perth WA) - UFC Welterweight Champion
Dude a 20 something guy couldnt beat cte psycoshis no chin no reflexes 50yo Tony thats a win for tony
>>150505941Both: non-anglo
>>150505947salt papi is 31
>>150505953Even worse 30-36 Is the prime
Why does Bisping wear glasses and not a monocle?
>>150505939You've been reduced to "I have sex" posting, you lost a long time ago sweetie. We're all laughing at you
WHY IS REF COUNTING ITS OVAAA LADIES N GENTLEMEN
it is what it is, what can you do
>>150505950Both: White Australians
>>150505959not when you're an overweight 5'5 flip that's only been training seriously for a couple of years
Wasn't Till only going to take a year off from the UFC then go back? Is he just a meme boxer for life now?
Let's go Tony
>>150505976He Is done in the ufc bro
>>150505966No we’re not
WE broke the aussie. WE are laughing at him.
Till got legit hands bruv
>>150505976Till is waiting
i just hope he's not sitting here posting on heem when it's his weekend to have the kidwe don't need more Rajas
>>150505994Everyone is laughing at you too now. The laughter echoes in your skull
I’m predicting… another draw. Jew jitsu is awful.
>>150505998Explains why he was so bad in the UFC hahaha
>>150505976He's a meme for sure, don't care where he's employed
Give Waterson the title sho
>>150506036Good lord!
>>150506036I thought she retired
>>150505950Factually incorrectVolk is a Big Balkan Bull, twp's cannot compete
>Jizzy's best win was Poobert ShittakerWhat does this mean for his legacy?
>>150506036Welp it'll be 30 more minutes before I go to sleep I guess
>>150505976Till's plan was to get out of the UFC testing pool so he could rejuvenate with PEDs, and then go back to the UFC after a year or two. But he makes good money in Misfits now and doesn't want to get off steroids.
>>150506036Her ass is decently attractive
>>150506036Does this qualify as decently attractive?
>>150506036how much does she eat a day to maintain that size?
>>150506060You better. We're all that you have.
>>150506054>>150506055
>>150506036Fuckable but barely
>>150506075>barely Because your small brown clitty can't even reach her pussy GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
I've been holding my tongue for a while, but I'm just gonna say it...DC. Is a fat nigger.
>>150506096stop sperging out spergy
Alright guys I’ll be back in a couple of weeks. I expect you to all be able to do 10 proper form push-ups next time we meet
>>150506123I missed the part where anyone asked?
>>150506123Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Meds
If i was offered to pay for Waterson to glide her fat ass up and down on my cock (penis in pussy) i would say no because she might cry afterwards when i've coomed and left>inb4You don't live in my universe b
CJI is fucking terrible, BJJ is so boring to watch
>>15050613210. Holding you to it.
>IM DA JOKA BABEE
jesus christ this event is a disaster
oh never mind fake belal's just mentally retarded
those are taps. its involuntary, you lose control therefore you lose.
Feeling ashamed. Tried to piss in a parking garage and some shit came out. Was barely even drunk. How do I cope with this?
Blatantly tap out then immediately claim you didn’t, man wtf are jew jitsu bums doing?
>*tap*>*complain to the ref so everyone remembers the controversy afterward instead of you losing*is this the birth of a new basedjitsu meta
>>150506210idk but i'm gonna remember this information for the next time i disagree with you on something
>>150506237Don’t do this to me meng I feel like crying.
KODY FUCKING STEELE SPOTTED
HEEEEEEEEEM SNAPPPPPPPPPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FOOTY
FOOT EXPLODY
Bro screaming like he taking dick
>>150506250wrong hapa bapa
unnecessary he verbal tapped before the foot breakref should have got in there
what if you fake verbal tap by saying some shit like "aahhp!", then when the ref calls it you say dude i was just screaming in pain you faggot
>>150506270nah it's him b i would never mistake the steelemeister
>>150506281kek screaming in pain is officially considered a verbal tap in mma anyway but i imagine bjj tooone of the tafa poofs got heemed this way
jej
>>150506294talmbout the guy on the mats backstage? yeah that was jozef chen, unless you saw someone i didn't
>>150506313he's in the crowd mate
>>150506310nigga said
RUBBER GUARDMISSION CONTROLNEW YORK CHILL DOG
sorry for deliberately kicking you
Luke Cockhold didn’t deserve that fate.
>>150504531FaggotNo captcha required
Is that the final nail in the coffin for '10th Planet'
>>150506407this event is the final nail in the coffin for craig jones
Who’s the slag?
When is Nicky Rod going?
Volk is Serb but y'all wouldn't know a thing about that
Crazy how much better Judo is than this hipster slop
Woah, finally super rich people are helping out poor people in south america instead of just donating millions and millions to Africa over and over again. Maybe that retard mr beast cant take some notes
>>150506450So is Elon Musk weirdly enoughHis real surname is Musković
>>150506462We good thanks just kill maduro and we good
Poatan bros.. He's getting tagged up >>150506475maduro is good, socialism will work, rich capitalist nations need to just stop destabilizing them
>I want the smelliest bum in the division, i want anshul jubli
Poatan is Mexican..
>>150506487How that fuck every socialist fag here end up with a country and a narco army, it defintly works for them
Who is this guy?
what the fuck is this shit
>>150506526>>150506528how new
>>150506526rentaooooooooola ranjala ranjala ranjala ranja
get this unfunny faggot off the stage
>>150506526He’s the dude that full loaded Rogans tank with sugar.
I love bjj and cji, couldnt enjoy it because of weed.
>>150506551you couldn't enjoy it because it's been shit
>>150506296oh yeah i remember thatthat was just an example doe you could say some other bullshit instead of aahhp i'd imagine
danaher has such a surreal presence, bro never talks about anything but philosophy and jiu jitsu. like the act has to get boring for him from time to time
met nate
>>150506589old ass photo
>>150506584its unironically probably all he knows
>>150506589why is your thumb made of diamond
wtf is daisy fresh
>>150506598how its from today
>>150506601lmao truenigga in bed with his wife waiting for her to ashi garami
been out all morning, any good matches worth going back and watching? just tuned in around Kenta
>>150506606Tony time bitches
>>150506620>Danaher lives alone and is famously private, if not eccentric.dude never mind what the fuckhe really is about this shit
joseph chen lets gothis guy is supposedly a prodigy level talentlike itachior bj penn
Uhrmmm CJI Sissies.. Gordon was right, this shit is a dead event, the seats are completely empty
these guys are about to fuck
he fucked up making it a team event shit is way too long
is Chen Chinese?
I'm 0-30 against life, biggest losing streak but I keep waking up and doing my best.- CSO
>>150506681half german half chinese duh
>>150506606by round 3 Tony still hadn't defeated a tiktoker..holy fuck are you kidding me? Just how over is it for our boy??
>>150506701playing with his foodCSO
Renato shitting on Vinny for over a decade will never not be funny to me
>>150506701just enjoying the carnage and chaos-CSO
Free Jay Rod
do bjjtists really lmfao
>mounts another man>audience goes crazy
>>150506709After 8 losses he could afford to do that? Damn
nvm hes half Taiwanese boy
how much did UFC pay Craig to disappear?
Yall wath this?
bjj will never be a popular sport, this shit is so boring to watch. One dude sits to his ass and plays guard retention for 8 minutes FUCK THESE BORING NIGGERS
should have let it go on a bit i wanted to see tony tee off on him some more
aussie rules juijitsu?
>>150506758Its niche and you need to know whats going on, it's not easy to just put on and enjoy like Basketball. There's like a skill gap
what is the point in watching bjj when gordan ryan is miles better than everyone else
>>150506766Skill gap this huge cock over your tiny wiener
>>150506606Holy fuck Salt Papi isn't even a real fighter. How did Tony not finish him in the first? Pathetic
>>150506771nick rod heems him
>>150506771gordon ryan can't go 5 minutes without explosively schaubing his pants
some 1 do the big john impressionbtw wtf isnt he retired from reffing?
I think I could heem both tony and salt papi and i'm untrained but man when I see red I'm unstoppable (I can kill with no remorse)
cant wait to see my nigga craig jones fight gable steveson
My favourite male rolls around on the ground with other men better than your favourite male
nicky rod was getting hyped and glazed for like a year
based Nicky Rod. How can one brother be such a chad and Jay Rod be a degenerate sex pest
HEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM TAPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGORDON SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS
new thread nigs?
imagine how much straight of-age cisgender pussy N ROD gets
>>150506835jay is the based one, nicky is just antoher le raw honey eating npc
oh shit they spawned a next nigga to take on RODhow does he fare!
wtf
Let's get this to 600 posts so gookmoot changes the bump limit
another tony thread
>>150506847>jay in the based onelol>degenerate gooner>had secret files on his phone of nudes that looked like female training partners named after the gym girlsNicky>aesthetic physique>beef jerky entrepreneur>millionaire>father>man of Godstarting to think Jay Rod was right when he was seething about getting formula milk as a child while Nicky got the titty milk
What if your opponent pulled guard and you hold his leg and drag him across the cage like a retard
>>150506889breh the tour de france game threads reach 1k+ posts. they just make 1 thread per day of the event
>>150506892>>man of Godholy cringe
this guy is bitching nick but he’s not really doing anything still
mog
Could be a fun way to waste time in the last round
Would?
verdict on this team format so far?
>>150506932wood plow
>>150506933Guilty!
>>150506919they used to be boys
how was nicky rod so gassed from nothing in the 1st match
>>150506932shes bogging herself with muscle definition
>>150506954Reed is a legit Wrestler and built like a fridge, not very often he gets manhandled at his own weight class
>>150506932I'd need a good whiff of blanchfields ass. A sniff test to see.
>>150506961dude is a fraud and kept getting foot swept by 'plexey'
bro pulled foot lock
how come nicky rod did 2 matches? do you stay on if you submit them?
these rash guards are a size too small on everyone
>>150506983yep. submission only, if you win via submission you stay on, if it's a draw it's double elimination and coaches choose their next competitors
>>150506983u stay if you sub dumbass
>hasn't said a damn thing
>>150507015muted this faggot on twitter and youtube years agodoes he still piss his pants about bkfc
>>150507032pleb: filtered
>>150507032BKFC is dogshit for retards so I don’t see the problem
revved the redditors
Thread baked!
Bkfc is one rung above powerslap
MAKE A NEW TONY ONE NOW
hugo looks lean
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