>Now#9 LSU at #4 Clemson | ABCNew Mexico at #14 Michigan | NBC/PeacockIllinois State at #18 Oklahoma | ESPN+/SECN+UTSA at #19 Texas A&M | ESPNNorth Dakota at #17 Kansas State | ESPN+LIU at #15 Florida | ESPN+/SECN+Missouri State at USC | Big Ten NetworkArkansas-Pine Bluff at #23 Texas Tech | ESPN+Georgia State at #21 Ole Miss | SEC NetworkPortland State at BYU | ESPN+East Texas A&M at #16 SMU | ACC Network>Upcoming10 p.m. | Northern Arizona at #11 Arizona State | ESPN+10 p.m. | Idaho at Washington State | The CW Network10:30 p.m. | Hawaii at Arizona | TNT/HBO Max10:30 p.m. | Cal at Oregon State | ESPN11 p.m. | Colorado State at Washington | Big Ten Network11 p.m. | Utah at UCLA | FOX>More Games & Scoreshttps://www.espn.com/college-football/scoreboard/_/week/1/year/2025/seasontype/2/group/80>/cfb/ pick 'emhttps://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword: PAC12afterdark
LETS GO LSU
You guys ever been to a motherfuckin’ bucees???
>>150503162shit teams
>College kickers
>college kickers
gentle reminder michigan is a bunch of kikey cheaters
How long until we get picrel
>>150503169Used to be great. Now overpriced. The gas prices aren't even good anymore.
>College Kickers
>>150503178Imminently
Danica Patrick showed me her butthole one time at a tailgate for a Notre Dame football game. We were playing flip cup and I beat her and she was drunk as shit and got mad as hell. Called me a cheater, flipped up her skirt, showed me her asshole and stormed off.
geaux tigers
>>150503169They're trying to build one like right across the street from me and I'm hoping to God it doesn't happen
When he was still a teenager
remember when brian kelly murdered someone with a scissor lift
>lol watch this kick, coach
reffie harem <3
Laterday Saint University is mounting a comeback bros
Who do we universally cheer against now that Alabama sucks?
>>150503176all the memories..
>>150503177fuck you nigger
>>150503169For me it’s Kwik Trip
I'm lonely :(
Coach Prime ate a rough week 1 loss
HERE WE GO LSU HERE WE GO
>>150503212portonoy is doing his best to make michigan the heel otherwise maybe 'hio maybe colored rado?
Why do all college QBs almost universally throw it low, even to wide open receivers?
>>150503169i went to bucees on a high dose of LSD and it felt like i was in an AI generated circle of hell. like i was in the rotting corpse of a polyester machine god. spiritually annihilating>>150503202aww baby
>>150503210what do you mean you cant just give my team the win!?
>>150503222Me too. That’s why I come to gennies to shitpost with anonymous frens. We can’t let them take this away from us
UNDERBROS STAY WINNINGWE OWN WEEK 1!!!
>>150503212anOSUor if you’re west coast flair, Oregon
>>150503227is that old heeb still relevant enough to get people riled up?
LATERDAY SAINT BROS!!!!!
What happened to the Taco Tech game?
How's everyone doing tonight
1ST AND GOAL LSU
B1G Champs
Who /builtforthismoment/ here?
>>150503252he managed to spin "Fox not getting stadium access for anyone but their main desk" into "HURR BLOWHIO SHIT BARRED ME FROM THEIR STADIUM THEY SO SOFT" and it worked, so definitely seems that way
>>150503263might be bad weather in the area? i know bad weather affected the a&m broadcast earlier
>>150503264Wish I was dead, but what else is new?
The Big12 may be eliminated from playoff contention after week 1
>>150503169>Buc-ee'sOvercrowdedNowhere to sit so people don't loiter>Filled with Chinese junk>No Coke or Pepsi productsYeah they have clean restrooms but so do other places that are easier to get in and out of
>>150503263delayed
>>150503264This bitch advertising bidets?
>>150503296Context?
>>150503212Oregon. They're the Buffalo Bills of cfb. Likable at first because they're not a "traditional power" and are crashing the party, but always coming up short. Now their fans and the media expect a championship from them every year and shove it down everyone's throats and it never happens.
What dating apps aren’t even complete shit anymore?
we stay winnin
>>150503323y-yes
>>150503304They need to get more shit for their pitiful drink selection. It's ridiculous.
>>150503288Barstool was funny 15 years ago when it was just a blog. Can't stand anything they put out now. Try to avoid it but shows up on my social feed every now and again.
>>150503327Grant got divorced
>>150503297I’m from Lubbock and the skies are clear>>150503306I know
>>150503327You didn't hear about Grant's divorce?
>>150503337Roblox
Thoughts on the new scorebug for ESPN? I think it's nice.
>>150503301How?
>>150503169luv me buc-ee's hot jerky luv me beaver nuggets simple is simple as
Kstate bros I've been pounding my stone and we're still losing wtf
>>150503329in what world is that like the bills, fag
>>150503337Pornhub Dating
>>150503283hate texas but kinda feel bad for the kid.
Im thinking we're back
>>150503337DoorDash
LETS GO LSU 10-10
Do you guys agree that Halloween is the comfiest holiday?
>clempus
>>150503337None. Even the ugliest women think they are God's gift to the world these days
Laterday Saint Bros!!!!We're so back!!!!!
SHHHHHHHH!
Garbage ah game LSU vs Clemson are Aggies the only fun team left
>>150503359so K-State is this year's 2024 FSU?
>>150503359
>>150503343It really is. Their store brand soda might be good for all I know but I'm never going to try it.
K-State you ok?
>>150503372>no gf>no parents>no kids>no friends I hate all holidays and everything else
Clemson fan apology line starts here
>>150503364is that actually a thing
>>150503372NAH ITS EVILNESS...welcoming the demons into your house is never a good thing
>>150503372Thanksgiving is 10x comfy. Great food. Whole week no one really works. Football. Great weather. Just the best Holiday.
>>150503372it's been advertised since mid-August so yeah
>>150503350i have no idea why its delayed then. hopefully nobody is stuck in an elevator
>>150503372No it’s Thanksgiving. Assuming you have a good relationship with your family.
ITS A COME BACK LET GO TIGGERS
>>150503283i'm honestly kinda glad the game was a complete semen slurper. All of that offseason BS and you get completely cucked by a team trying to safely break in a new QBlooking forward to pawl doing mental gymnastics about it
>>150503372for sluts and satan
Marco Rubio's son just came in for Florida, lol
>>150503362I think >we fucking suck this year. Team has zero intensity. Need somebody to light a fire under some asses when everybody looks like they're sleepwalking and just going throug the motions.
Why are so many Chic Fil A narrators homosexual?
I heard bama got shafted by the refs. What did I miss?
>>150503407>Thanksgiving is 10x comfy. Great food. Whole week no one really works. Football. Great weather. Just the best Holiday.Christmas is great when you are a kid or have them. Thanksgiving is the grown ups' holiday
>>150503395Should be a community college
Coach Primate
>chickfila advertising toward blacks nowI mean, I guess it makes sense, but it's kinda risky.
any North Dakota - KSU streams?
fuck lsu clemshit i want to watch k state get upset lol
EMAW, /cfb/. Ireland curse is real, Ireland curse is real, Ireland curse is real!!!
>>150503432
>>150503432cope
>>150503350>The Texas Tech football team's season opener against Arkansas-Pine Bluff has entered a weather delay.>The storm moved toward Jones AT&T Stadium just as the first half was wrapping up with Texas Tech holding a 47-0 lead. As teams were exiting the field, fans in the stadium were told to exit the stadium and the game would be suspended.
>>150503429They already have every other demographic, they've been trying to win back the gays for a decade and a half
Dammit
>>150503372Halloween is vibesChristmas is aura
>>150503403I'm pretty sure?
>>150503395pls help
>>150503432the refs tried to gift them a comeback and they refused to take it
>>150503445>nowAre you retarded or something?
ummmmmmmmmm..........EMAWchuds?????
>>150503264Insanely hungover from a 3-day bender in Chicago. I think I might actually be dying.
>black kickerwtf lmao
>>150503372yes, beating up sparty is super comfy every year
Friendly reminder that K-State ran off Will Howard for this guy.
>My Cavies
haha k state was saying avery johnson was a heisman contender, lol, lmao
>>150503484Tits too big
>KStatemindbroken team
>>150503445Loyal niggas eat wing stop
>>150503463Based. I love stealing shit.
LSPOO LSPOO
>>150503484Wow it's almost like drinking poison is le bad or somethingTry drinkgin water and eating whole foods for a while and tell us how you feel
>>150503463>Black or African Americanwell which one is it, /cfb/?
What part of Northern Arizona are you lads from?
Dabo is gonna try to give Bill a reach around.
KILL ALL REFS
>clempus the fall begins
>>150503141WHERE MY LOBROS AT
LET'S GGGGEEEEAAAAUUUUXXXXX
>losing to Regular North Dakota
>>150503484Are you having panic or anxiety attacks?
>clempsus
Shit nvm. It’s pouring rain. That’s why the Taco Tech game is suspended
IT'S HAPPENING
Dumb peckerwood QB
oh damn, i just remembered we don't have to work on Monday, so this is basically Friday.
> clempus
>Clempus
>clubdick
>Clumpiss
>Chudnik
>CLEMPUS
LSPOOOOO
The Chicago cubs are winning 4-1
LFG baby! LFG
>best defensive back ejected for targeting>will miss first half against Oklahoma>give up a second TD to a shitterTIGHTEN IT UP
>klemp clumpnik
>Heisman finalist btw
>Klubdick
>>150503502But that won't numb their depression
LET'S GEAUX
No Heisman for you, Klubnik.
>>150503419
>>150503538>>150503537>>150503536>>150503534>>150503532>>150503530
>>150503547Barham is a LB faggot
>KlubkekAnother over hyped mid ass white boy
TOTAL TIGGER DEATH
>>150503444What is this little monkey doing heheheh
>>150503556you're right it would probably cure it instead
>>150503491>>150503494>>150503497Stop talking shit about about my KSU Owls
>>150503530>>150503531>>150503532>>150503534>>150503536>>150503537>>150503538
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EMAWKEKS
>>150503565he's on the defense and i'm drunk, close enough
I think I have yellow fever boys. I am jonesing for some Asain pussy for some reason.
Melanie was better than Dana and Im tired of pretending she wasn't.
>>150503432nah that's texas
SNEAKY SNEAK
why did kansas state completely and utterly give up?
>>150503579Latina pussy > Ebony pussy > Asian pussy
ND trying to hang on vs K-Statehttps://tvsportslive.fr/48048-3/
>>150503596Kansas State is Futility U
>>150503359>losing to the fourth best FCS team in the DakotasBrutal blackpill for emaw spammers
>>150503569why is that cock so fat and girthy?
wtf kansas st
>>150503445bold strategy, who's next the gays?
when was the last time a ranked team lost to an FCS school?
>>150503579i've had it for awhile. but only koreans. no chinks or japs for me.
>>150503597what makes the latina pussy so good anon?
HOLY SHIT WHAT A THROW
>>150503616was army ranked?
DRAGON
The amount of people that just went >Clempus proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>150503597Asian > Latina Black is disgusting
>>150503617Other than minor appearance variations what's the difference?
THATS A TD
>>150503597you're a liar
its over
>>150503616the last one I remember was Iowa losing to NDSU in 2016.
>>150503616Oregon last to Idaho last year (against the spread)
>scheisse blunderwood
>>150503632Okay see ya tomorrow
>>150503633Black pussy is the best, that's what you meant to say
>clempiss
>>150503624No
Imagine losing to the Tigers
NUSSY SHITTING ON KLUBDICK
Laterday Saint University bros
>>150503283tresselball bros we are so back
>>150503636the fact that porn is illegal there i guess.
I hope LSU let the tiger shit on the field next
LMAO
>>1505036162021. Montana beat No. 20 Washington
KEK kansas state losing to FCS
LMAO THAT REPLAY BACKFIRED
>>150503632ok see you next weekend
AHHHHHHH REFS SAVE MEEEEEEE
DimeTuddy
nooooooooooooo
>>150503658>openiggerai rand paulgenuinely kill yourself
>>150503616Montana beat #20 Washington in 2021
>incomplete
>>150503618It's attached to a latina
REFBALL
INCOMPLETE?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT REFS??????
LSU getting robbed
LSU got refballed, he's already in the endzone when he loses control of the ball
>>150503617Koreans always struck me as a little stuck up
Do you feel in charge
>GREATEST ALLY>EVEN THE COMMENTATORS ARE CONFUSED
>incompletelolwut
REFGODS
fucking incomplete rules are so lame and replay needs to die.
>>150503597basedAsian women are very overrated
REFCHADS WE STOLE THE SHOW YET AGAIN
It's really kind of amazing to have been here long enough to see 4chan has become a christian site. also a reminder that most christians are shitty people
>college shit kickers
>>150503141Announcers btfo
>>150503617Koreans are ugly
Ref gods didn’t come out here to fuck around
>>150503690>COLLEGE KICKERS
>>150503695gas gas gaaasssss
>>150503679>he's not using AIEnjoy falling behind, retard
>college kickers>and he's injuredlmao
>>150503704MY REFFIES
>>150503601>Sudden Excruciating Cardiomyopathy
BAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED LSPOO
THIS IS MY GAME.
DID YOU THINK IT WOULD BE SO EASY?
>SUPPORT OUR REFSSUPPORT OUR REFS>SUPPORT OUR REFSSUPPORT OUR REFS
>Collegiate kickers
REFFIES UNDEFEATED
Someone post the image
Oh so its gonna be one of those seasons huh...
>>150503694that's part of the allure.
>bamas loss isnt the top thing in the threadThey dynasty really is over for them isnt it? SEC is gonna be interesting
>college kwabickers
>>150503679I really hope /cfb/ isn't against AI
>has possession into and past the endzone>only drops it after he's already run throughbullshit
you are playing like shitwe are in mid season form
>completely whiff >aueee I'm hurt
>injured kickers
yeah Dez caught it too, what are you gonna do though
KICKER HEEM
Did Adam Silver become commissioner of College Football? lol wtf was that call.
DABO PAID OFF THE REFS AS USUAL
>fails at something>fakes injuryhe's just like me fr
>>150503703Brown faggot detected
>>150503739the dynasty ended with the loss to Vanderbilt
>eec cousinfuckers get pissy when refball is only 90% in their favor instead of 100%You love to see it
wew
>>150503679ron paul, zoomer tard
clempus gets so many BS booth calls i swear.
how hyped are we for bill bellycheck bros?>>150503705considering the universe was made 13.8 billion years ago and life formed on earth ~4 billion years ago, yeah a lot of christians are delusional
I'M IN CHARGE HERE. NEVER FORGET IT
>>150503739Everyone realized this last yearWe need to enjoy Bama eating humble pie until they find the next Saban
What the fuck? That was legitimately a touchdown.
He isn't hurt but this is deeply embarrassing so we will allow his theatrics
College kick- accccckers
>>150503759Shut up whitoid
Why yes, the last two Texas Longhorn football games have been losses to Ohio State. Why do you ask?
WHOS GOT IT BETTER THAN US?
>>150503705Most of these people are not actual Christians. They don't attend mass, they don't study or read the bible, they don't engage with the faith beyond platitudes, and they certainly don't put any morals into practice with all of the hate and vitriol that occurs in these threads. They just use Christianity as an extension of their political beliefs which is why they're all going to burn in hell.
>>150503742use AI to make new shit, not to jewify classic images like >>150503722
actually that's a racist plant
How we feelin refbros?
yes nice touchdown LSU, very nice touchdown indeedHOWEVER
>>150503679>
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, /cfb/
>tfw no reffie gf
>>150503785I'm gonna use it for whatever the fuck I want
clempus -4 chuds sittin pretty
>>150503579PSA
>>1505037054chan is a contrarian try-hard hugboxNot about religion or politics
>>150503780nobody asked
>>150503778Kek he called it, boy
>sec refs make a dumb callPottery. Whenever it is an sec officiating crew ask yourself>how does this call help bama
>>150503780imagine being them
I'm sorry, but the reffies need to be reined in. They're becoming too powerful and manipulating games just because they can!
>>150503796this is a gem doe>>150503800keep doing the needful, saar
>>150503782>>150503705shut up faggotface. you sound like a jewish michigan fan.
UNDEFEATED
>>150503372>weathers cool>people are socializing>last guilt free holiday before the big ones>everythings lit up at night with night orange colors and lightsYes, I'd say so
Clempus chads… let’s frickin’ ROCK!!!!>muh sec refs are against LSU because… THEY JUST ARE OKDilate
>>150503821Enjoy hell
>>150503810
NORTH DAKOTA!
>>150503722>>150503658Poo in the loo
>>150503793fuckin great
>>150503821>&
MiSHITgan always play dirty.
>>150503785I’m used it to delete 72k worth of debt and now I’m suing Chase for illegal reinsertions
>>150503444>>150503570its being a baby. human children do random shit like this all the time. only no sexo losers are entertained by animals doing things like this.
There's gonna be fights in this Idaho-Wazzu game.
>>150503839God I hate this scorebug
rate my colege's stadium
>>150503372Thanksgiving absolutely demolishes unless you're underage or have a shitty family
HEEM ALL REFFIES
>>150503836might be the most Ohio thing I've ever seen
>>150503857mexican/10
>>150503837Nooooo they might be gassed give them your energy!
>>150503836UOOOOHHHHH IM SO BIG AND MILKY MY OLINE NEEDS MORE MILK MY MAMMARIES ARE SORE OUUUUUUUUU
Might be time for me to go to bed. Getting kinda sleepy here boys. Don’t stay up too late okay? We got to run to the grocery store tomorrow morning and do laundry
>>150503819>>150503838I'm a white American King, sir.I have ancestors who served in the officer corps of bother Union and Confederate armies. Been here since 1640. Minor English nobility blood, pure American values.
>>150503857You'd find more cheer in a cemetery
Here are the facts:>It's the jews>Blacks are subhuman>Females are demons and so are sodomites>Hitler was a hero>Sports are a circus designed to pacify the masses so they never rebel.>Advertising is not about selling products but propagating social dynamics that are conducive to the creation of a jewish utopia where all white males are groveling emasculated doofuses begging boss bitch Shaniqua for permission at all times.
>>150503853fox thinks it's the coolest thing ever for some reason
Are we sure Cade Klubnik is a 1st round pick?
>>150503843cry more
announcers don't understand that it doesn't matter where it happens on the field, if it's in the end zone or out of bounds, you have to not lose control when you hit the ground
>>150503722
>>150503861Why did he do it?
>>150503871A stadium in a cemetery would be pretty cool, actually...
>>150503880These days, yeah
>>150503867>Wewtf no i dont
>tackles him from behind to push him forward another 3 yards
>>150503852I really wish Gonzaga would reinstate the football team for true inland northwest slop kino.t. Spokane fag
>>150503867GN im good I did all of that yesterday and I get to chill until Tuesday
noooo north dakota why
>>150503874Pretty much, yeah
>K-State is gonna survivenothing ever happens
>>150503874pretty close but the jewish utopia aims to have whites eliminated outright the mutt abominations will be their golems
North Dakota just choked
Touchdown K-State Pound the Stone!! Please hold on some more seconds...
EMAW
this nigga named wood ass
>LSU will win by one less scorewho cares
>herbstreit desperately trying to talk up these shitters
I would 100% draft Drew Allar over any of these dudes
Let's gooo
>>150503888I mean if that were actually a thing I'd be there. Perfect place to bring your big tiddy goth gf so you can have a shared interest.
>>150503867I been doing gas station dinners shit is cash and laundry is just two massive loads
>>150503868>Im white sarLolLmao
dropped
Fighting Hawks bros........
credit to the ghiblijeet he's somehow less annoying than the kansass state furry
REFS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
>>150503913I do. My Tigies need to kick off the season with a W.
>>150503861REFS REFS REFS REFS
>>150503922I’m the potato guy. I have to eat baked potatoes every day to heal my gastritis.
Let's be perfectly honest here.Ohio State and Florida State. They're basically SEC teams just in different conferences. The way their programs operate are just like SEC football programs. So really when you think about it, the SEC is undefeated today.
REFFIES
reffies have taken the wheel
FLAF HE RUFGED THE PASSER BAD CLEMSON
reminder that all the white boys in the stadium and on the sidelines would be playing if you didnt have slaves, instead your stuck watching retarded niggers get glory and fuck your women
Clemson has reddit colors.
TRASH THE FIELD
>>150503927Did you grandfather's greatgrandfather serve as an officer in the Unionr or Confederate army, anon?You do trace your family lineage back to before the revolution, right anon?
lmao that dude going full double birds
CLEMPISS FANS ARE THROWING SHIT LMAO
>>150503874Jews wanted to pacify Whites and make them into commodities and cowards but realized they went too far with the demoralization this year and are working towards building us back up because Muslims are a bigger threat.
>people are throwing shit on the field
damn....that play was gonna pick up big yards.
>>150503700>>150503894They should for the PAC12 thing they’re doing.
why the random middle fingers and booing?
THIS IS OUR GAME NOW
>get a TD erased>cry about a blatant defensive holdok
>>150503946Based SEC hypothetical matchup poster
Clempus pussy fans. The refs already stole a TD from LSU, whiny faggots.
Forgot about us?
>>150503952They're all pathetic cucks so they enjoy that
Which college football teams fanbase chimps out the easiest?
>clempus fans chimping out after having that LSU TD nixed earliersub 60IQ fanbase
CHIMPUS IS ABOUT TO CHIMP
>the tigers are playing at the same time as Tigres UANL Don’t know which one I should watch
>>150503984Texas
I'm fucking cardboard pussy tonight!
>>150503984vandy
Lmao get fucked Clempus
My reffies are whooping Clemson
>>150503984tennessee, and it's not even close
>>150503987>racism>>>/pol/
>>150503958>Unionr army sar>UnionrLolKek even
>>150503980Never
>>150503984Tennesse
nussmeier is kill
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
JEJ
>>150503984Sharty
>Chimpus chimpout
>>150503584>clempbus
Laterday Saint University is gonna win this shit
>>150503867that is the wife's shit dude
>>150504009Kys
>clemson booing nuss for limping after late hitReal classy
>>150504009How is that racism
Ten years ago bros.It still is legendary[spoiler] Making this a 10 foot by 10 foot poster and sending it to ESPN [/spoiler]
104 yd pick six incoming
Refchads are the lords of chaos, they add an extra layer of complexity to the game. If you don’t like them, you hate ball.
>>150503995do you actually fuck that cutout lspoo anon
>reffies erase an LSU td only to gift them a drive on the next possessionwhat is their endgame?????? This is some 5D chess shit
a lot of make-up calls for that over-turned TD right now
>usc
>>150503997FUCK YOU VANDY #1 FUCK TENNESSEE
Clemson gets nervous so they take out our qb
Why are Clemson fans so fucking salty?
why does every college student have the same broccoli haircut.i thought the zoomer meme was just that: a meme...
alright ND, you better have a good kicker
>>150504012>he can't even upload images to 4chan.org correctlyyikes anon. A typo doesn't mean shit btw and the fact you're triggered by my actual American heritage means you must know deep down I'm whiter than you
>>150503984Ohio state and it’s not even close. They literally passed a law against flag planting in their field and banned rabbi portnoy from entering their stadium. Reddit the fan base
Paul is a fag, but this show should be godly
We can all agree Alabama should still be in the top 20 with this quality loss right?
>>150504048fr fr
>>150503958Mom's side union, Dad's side Confederate. I have enlistment papers from my Great Granpa for WW1. If your family immigrated after 1980 you should be deported desu.
>>150504054cheating maize and blue fingers typed this post
>>150504048stereotypes and memes exist for a reason
>>150504059>quality
This is a Kstate spiritual loss lets be honest
>>150503946How does USC fit in?
K-State wins! Pound the Stone!! It was an ugly game, but we're not going 0-12.
>>150504061based both sides heritageMy family was all military until my stoner dad fucked everything up.
Is anyone else just absolutely obsessed with money? It’s all I can think about, I check my bank account and stocks hourly
>>150504052>sar image doesnt work sarWorks on my machine
ND had 3 timeouts but they threw the ball towards the sidelines like they had none. Terrible coaching.
>>150504059Will Bama be a quality win for Vandy this year?
texas bama lsu all went on the road week 1
>>150504054>osu tells fox they can't have a giant circus inside the stadium, especially bc gameday was gonna be in there too>WOOOOOOOOOOW OHIO STATE LE BANNED ME, PLEASE VISIT BARSTOOL
>>150503282Not so fast stinky
>>150503989You have two eyes, so watch with one eye each.
number 23 is trash on Clemson...STOP FUKKEN HOLD BRO
>>150503984bama
Austin Peay beat Middle Tennessee 31-14
>>150504075South Carolina is already in the SEC, dumbass
>>150504048i asked a zoomer once why he has his hair like that and he told me cause it gets girls a damn lie
>>150504035No there's an increasing possibility of it happening
>>150504061If you have more than 1 great-grandparent who immigrated here after 1964, you should be deported
>clempus in charge of tackling
>>150504066See how he is riled up and defensive. Of all the teams suggested to be the most reactive only a blowhio fag launches into defense. Proves my point
>>150504079My grandpa was navy. I am the first to go army in my family since Vietnam. My uncle was a cop and my old man is a salary man. Can't fault him he gave me a good life.
>>150504054as if *michigan chimps are capable of following rules anyway
Oh, the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide, those self-proclaimed kings of college football, the bloated behemoths who've gorged themselves on SEC glory for years, only to waddle into Tallahassee like overfed pigs to the slaughter and get absolutely eviscerated by an unranked Florida State Seminoles squad that nobody even bothered to notice before kickoff. Picture this horror show: Nick Saban's ghost must be rattling chains in retirement, watching his once-unstoppable empire crumble into a pathetic heap of red-and-white rubble, losing 17-31 to a team that started the season as an afterthought, a forgotten footnote in the polls, while Bama strutted in at No. 8 like they owned the damn universe.815287 It wasn't just a loss; it was a public autopsy, a vivisection broadcast live for the world to see, with FSU's quarterback Tommy Castellanos carving up Alabama's vaunted defense like a deranged surgeon wielding a rusty scalpel, tossing touchdowns and scampering for yards while the Tide's secondary flailed around like blindfolded toddlers in a hurricane.873d2c The Seminoles' ground game? A relentless meat grinder that turned Bama's linebackers into minced meat, pounding through gaps wider than the Grand Canyon,
>>150504083>he still doesn't understand
So do we have a backup kicker or no?
>>150504060Kazuma Kuwabara IRL
kek, fowler with the dig at sark and texas
Stop posting cats
>crampswhat a bitch
>>150504111Usually the placeholder knows how to kick a little
>>150504061I came here legally from Honduras in 2019 why should I be deported?
EASY pitch and catch
>>150504108>>150504087>>150504066Got three responses lol Ohio State confirmed softest and easiest trolled fanbase
WE'RE BACK SECBROS
GEAUX TIGERS
>clempus defending
Time for refs to tell us that's not a touchdown.
That is one dark ass nigger
>>150504109leaving crimson-stained turf in their wake as if the field itself was bleeding out from the shame. And Alabama's offense? A grotesque joke, a fumbling, stumbling circus of dropped passes, intercepted prayers, and a quarterback who looked like he'd rather be anywhere else—perhaps curled up in fetal position under the bleachers, sucking his thumb and weeping for the playoff dreams that died a slow, agonizing death right there in Doak Campbell Stadium before 67,277 screaming witnesses who reveled in the carnage.222266 This wasn't football; it was a ritual humiliation, a disturbing display of dominance where unranked nobodies exposed the Tide's rotting underbelly, feasting on their arrogance until nothing was left but hollow husks of players staggering off the field, their egos shredded, their legacy tainted with the foul stench of upset defeat. Fans in Tuscaloosa must be burning effigies tonight, their crimson pride turned to ash, as the Seminoles danced on the grave of Alabama's invincibility, proving that even empires built on blood and hype can be toppled by the overlooked, the underrated, leaving the Tide to marinate in their own bile-soaked misery for the rest of a season that's already doomed to be a nightmare from hell.a62570 How the mighty have fallen—splattered, broken, and utterly destroyed in a way that twists the knife deep into the heart of every Bama diehard, a loss so profoundly bad it's like watching a dynasty commit slow, public suicide on national TV.
>>150504121
LOOK AT THAT TIGHT NUSSY
SPORTSBALL GOAL.
Nussmeier got that dog in him
>>150504125some white person in Grand Forks, ND thinks you're scary
Green is a monster, I would love to watch him fuck my girlfriend
>Trey'Dez
>Trey'DezHow do they come up with names like this?
LATERDAYSAINTUNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO LSU 17-10
>>150503836
>>150504061*after 1965
>>150504141Turn your monitor on
Run game was even better than anticipated AB3 healthy and accurate Secondary was insaneClean up penalties and get creative and we beat Louisville!
>run the exact same fake screen>clempus leaves that 6'8" dude 1 on 1LOL
>>150504130don't need to be an osu fan to think Dave Portnoy is a massive faggot
>>150504158It's a variation on French names because they sounded elegant and whites made them use Anglo names. Spite
>>150504144Good cat
>>150504110I've never made someone so mad they become schizophrenic. This is a first. Get well pajeetAlso>Poos lawYup its a jeet
Do you think there's ever been an Asian guy named Ellis Yu?
My body is ready.
>>150504158CALLING you kid cody arizonia dayton is crazy as well
>>150504176>>150504176>>150504176new
>>150503705>Christians are shitty peopleCompared to who? Most normal decent people of sound mind are Christian.
>>150504186
>>150504156>>150504158Trey'Deez Nuts
>>150504191>>150504191
>>150504156>>150504158When we was slaves the mommas give a unique name to they babies so they don’t get lost. When the white man would sell Trey’Dez to another plantation, the momma would know it’s her son if she heard that name. Not just another Tom Smith. We was slaves man
>>150504167based alien nation knower>>150504182Your assertion that I'm Indian means nothing. You became #triggered after I mentioned my long proud heritage in the United States.I frankly don't care what you think.AI won btw
>>150503177100% correct.
Remember no matter how bad you think the internet is. Only 45% of india has network access. That number is expected to go up to 85% in the next decade.
>>150504130Cuckeyes stay mad
>>150504130
Yet you keep replying to get the last word in like an angry jeet
Sark needs to study what LSU does with their offense.
LMAO CLUMPSHIT IS ASS
>>150504254I never leave a (you) un-replied
>>150504243Stay mad nigger
>>150504280I got lots of these. You can't beat me.
>>150504280
Someone have a clip of that Clemson student screaming FUCK YOU while flipping them off with 2 hands?
>>150504257I bet he is on a plane right now. And the stewardess keeps offering him those sweet little liquor bottles and his hand starts to involuntarily shake. Just one drink would really take the edge off then he could focus on fixing the red zone offense. Just a sip
>>150503881>beats the shit out of Michigan >doesn’t cheat>wins a nattyBased
>>150504054>banned rabbi portnoy from entering their stadiumThis didn’t happen, but it should have. Fuck that midget heeb.
>>150504056>Hey Paul, how did they get the ovens to cremate the bodies so quickly?
>previous thread>HAHA LSPOO SUCKS>this thread>DAYYYYUM LSU DOES THAT???
>LSU is about to lock in here we fuckin go
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team in 1910, 1913, 1914, 1957, 1958, 1983, 1993, 2004, 2010, and 2025.