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Yes Title!Geaux Tigers!
I expected a Clempus fans chimpout
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bears
lmao UCLA throwing incomplete on a 4th and 1
>>150505233Moonsisters how're we feeling tonight???
God, College football, and 2d women. In that order
>~~*sad elephant noises*~~
Is he going to be let in after beating up on the shitty ACC?
>Lee Corso finishes his career with a 287-144 all time record. He went out on top, correctly choosing Ohio State and Florida State (his alma mater) on his last appearance on College Gameday.
chudnik's retarded nfl projections are based entirely on him hypothetically living up to bad recruiting scouting from 2022seriously go look at the QB list from that year, they got almost every single one wrong
>>150505285>he has the same amount of unranked losses in 2 years than Saban had in his whole careerYou know Saban is laughing his ass off right now.
Sooners are 1-0
Friendly reminder that Clempus has sucked ever since Dabo put Ohio State 11th in his coaches poll.Apologize for the slight or suffer forever.
>clempus
>>150505302He also said LSU would win the national championship
>not recycling the thread that was already upfucking newfags
JUST
>>150505314if they suck why did they win the acc championship
>>150505258Based
>>150505302Why are you mad? Because folks are having fun without your consent?
>>150505312i'm actually impressed you didn't post a single satania image last thread
>>150505328who raped you?
i apologize to the reffies in the LSU/clempus game, nixing that LSU TD did make the end of the game more entertainingI won't doubt reffies again
Anyone watching Utah/UCLA?
>>150505302Lee Corso is on like his 4th stroke. He has bout 2 braincells left and all the energy they retain is used to put on a horrific buckeyes mascot head.
>>150505333>winning the ACC>hard or impressivelmao come on now
>>150505333The ACC is trash, a G5 refugee team reached the CCG in year 1
PooCLA defender absolutely bamboozled
>>150505351i am
>>150505233/nfl/ here, what's clempus?
>>150505344>folks
All the SEC Tigers teams won this week.
>>150505351i want to but i'm sleepy
West Coast games still pending, the best player in College Football today was _____ _____?
>>150505344>folksYikes
texas is still my kwab of the day desu
>>150505382
>>150505382Can't believe I'm about to say this, but Thomas Castellanos
>>150505382John Mateer
>that run by dampierlol
yepeven if >we win this game, my bears still suck
>>150505314I want Ryan Day to punch Dabo in the neck.
>>150505390Dude called his shot (against Alabama of all teams) and delivered. Mad respect to him.
>Virginia Tech v South Carolina>Notre Dame v MiamiSounds fun, see you gents tomorrow.
Maybe Arch and Klubnik just suck?
>>150505351>comfy late night memeballnow this is podracing
>POOCLA
>ruins
>>150505233>week one >so called ranked is wand getting exposedThey should just have me make the rankings
>>150505400Ryan day is a giant pussy. I hate Clemson but Dabo would take his bussy in seconds.
So /cfb/, did you enjoy the show?
>>150505317glad they beat that shit orange school up in the hills but but i've heard it directly from lsu fans: brian kelly is gonna do some pussy shit in a big moment and cost his team their chance at the title. i worry for their season
PooCLA doesn’t deserve to wear such kino unis
>>150505382Say hello to your new Heisman
>college ki-ACK
damn, the trojans put up 73? they gonna be any good this year? haven't heard anything on them.
>>150505422like he did last time they met, right?
>>150505424my fuckin reffies :)
I see UCLA went the willie taggart route of coaching
>>150505424no im going back to the trail
well im going to bed. if usf beats my gators next week i will post my penis in this thread, flaccid or erect whichever is worse
i completely forgot nico ungaunga went to ucla lmao
>BYU 69-0'd portland statelmfao
I’m just a casual CFB fan, but I’ve never understood why they let schools like Georgia play schools like East San Jose Basket Weaving Tech and murder them 87-0. What’s the point?
>>150505424It was a fun day, but the refs were egregious per usual. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. The NCAA should make them do it for free just like the jannies here.
>>150505382fsu qb
PooCLA
>>150505425>brian kelly is gonna do some pussy shit in a big moment and cost his team their chance at the title.Im aware but I can atleast dream for another week
>>150505449georgia pays them for it, helps small programs get money
>>150505445the only reason i'm watching this right now. i want to see just how bad he truly is.
B1G Champs
>>150505461SEC is old news, its all B1G from here on out.
alabama is gonna mental implode and go 7-5
>No more Lee Corso everVery nice
>>150505424all our work in the offseason really paid off today
>>150505449those games fund entire athletic departments for the teams that get paid to show up and get beat downbonus upon bonus occasionally they pull the upset and it's hilarious to get paid extra to beat someone. Army just had that happen to them this weekend
>>150505424cant complain. i just wish there was a way texas and ohio state could have both lost.
>>150505468Wisconsin has about as much personality as a saltine.>>150505472Honestly, I could see DeBoer getting fired if he loses even 1 more game.
utah kicker looks like he has down syndrome, lmao
What is fundamentally wrong with the Texas offense? Is sark just too predictable. Undisciplined players fucking up too much? The offensive line that can’t get a push to save its life? Lazy route running by the recievers? Shitty QBs? What the fuck is the actual problem
>commercial>touchback>commercialThis sport is so fucking Jewish holy shit
>>150505449The point is so that every team can make a 12 game schedule without playing all conference games, so they pay the smaller school to come get body bagged. Big school gets an easy win, small school gets a bunch of money and sometimes TV exposure. Also sometimes the big school has fans that are fans of the smaller school too (for example, Tennessee and UT-Martin)
>ohio state most likely coasts at #1 all the way until november>then even if they lose it literally doesn't mattercfp expansion is so fucking gay
>>150505474they should have forced him out 5 years ago. the last couple years were fucking painful and bordering on elder abuse.
>>150505481Ahh that makes sense. Fuckin brutal tho lol.
>>150505483Buddy the entire world wishes that. Don't worry both teams plus penn state will choke in the playoffs if they even make it
>>150505449Love seeing the jobber school actually show up and beat the school that paid them hundreds of thousands of dollars
>>150505489they left 6-7 points off the bored.
>>150505369Seems to have many definitions, especially since they paid players like the SEC and were relevant for a short time and got more attentionI always defined it as being up big against a team they weren't "supposed to" beat and finding new and magical ways to choke it away in the end. In /nfl/ terms, Chorgering
>>150505492I'm just a couple more added commercial breaks away from just watching the replays the next day ad free on youtube.
>>150505489they get in their own heads in the redzonenot just against ohio state, in general they have been pretty badthe goal line stand today for example was straight up mindgames. Sark went for that solely because ohio state did on the previous drive
>>150505474>>150505496He stayed on as long as he did to break the record. (286 wins, previously held by a seal.)
>>150505494you sound like a salty michigan fan who hates that he can't play the 8-4 spoiler to a true (non cheating) champion.
>yellow 25lb bumpersUCLA you will not see the pearly gates for this crime
>>150505496Same with Lou Holtz. They let him stick around so long it just got sad. Remember how he'd eject spittle whenever he talked?
>>150505489Sark is finding out, in the exact same way, what Ryan Day discovered at the end of 2023: being co-OC, primary playcaller, and HC is too big an aperture for guys these days. he needs to give up playcalling
>>150505504six seveeeeeenn xDDDD
>UCLA>Nico iamaleva
>>150505516I think they've hyped up Manning way too much and it's getting to his head. He has a literal legacy weighing on his shoulders. Better him than me
>>150505520no i just miss games having consequence
kek poocla
>connor onion
>nico iamamemea
I just got back from family shit, what did I miss?
>UCLAalways a fun late night comedy
>Nico ImaleavingOh no no no
>>150505508>like the SECDo you all think schools like Ohio State, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, et all weren't paying players before NIL?
>>150505539Respect the onion man
>>150505520>salty michigan fanWe don't know what that is. All we do is win. Don't worry Ryan, We beat you so you would actually get motivated to win a natty. No need to thank us. We'll ruin your season on the last game of the year.
>>150505461i mean they looked solid today. as soon as they can establish the run they get dangerous. not afraid to go through dudes instead of around, thats good tough energy
How shit do you ba e to be to be getting dominated by fucking Utah
>PooCLA o line
>>150505533is it possible that Manning was always destined to be a mediocre QB and only got the time of day from places like Texas because of his last name? how many other "5 star QBs" have we seen come and go recently who sucked ass? Look at these stats from his only major playing time last year. If this QB was named "John Green" would he even register as a player to keep an eye on?
>>150505542peppermint saltwater taffy is the best followed by cinnamon, chocolate and banana
>>150505542Molly McGrath flashed her tits to the camera.
>>150505542clemson clemsonedthat's about it
>>150505542some dude legit posted his bussy in a thread.
>>150505564I'm embarrassed they are in the conference.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
>>150505563Utah isnt shit>>150505575Kek clempy clemp clemp
Guys realistically how long does Corso have?
My Gamecocks:)
>>150505535blame the obsession with crowning a champ. the only fair way to do it is a large playoff. i'd have been fine with tradition bowl tie-ins and mythical national championships, but it was all too subjective. plus all the extra games and extra revenue.
>>150505561i'm the anon that guy was replying to and that's exactly what i was complaining aboutit doesn't ruin their season anymore. Gay and lame and now the B1G wants to make it even dumber apparently. If that actually happens in any form I'm done
>>150505562>i meanLow self-confidence indicator
>>150505493A lot of in state people will have kids playing at the western Kentuckys of the world and it’s a nice thing for high schools and family when their guy gets to play the big school on tv. Part of the sport shouldn’t go away and CFB doesn’t have a preseason anyway so it’s not really a waste
>>150505590About as long as Ozzy had after his last show. Also, Trump needs to force these goddamn Samoan's to shorten their names or face deportation to Africa.
>northwestern>its in the midwest
>>150505611It's in the northwestern part of Illinois retard
Love seeing piss state fans get confident after beating my texies, just come back and see where things lie in January with your lesbian faggot QB
>nico dies in the playoff>transfers to a shitter cali school where he will die every weekwhat did he mean by this
>>150505619>illinoiswho cares?
>>150505590if he makes it to Christmas it'll be a miracle
>Erin Andrews is hosting game shows with that chink from The Hangover
>Erik Dampier’s son is a starting QB in collegeDamn I’m old
>>150505597You have nothing to worry about. The 12 team playoff makes it much easier for the frauds to be exposed. When some team like Illinois or Miami shows up and knocks off the #1 team, it will be that much more satisfying
>>150505603melvin
>>150505586>oh woe is me my team is only up by 14 against a team that has done literally fucking nothing all game
>>150505590i don't see him making it to november
>>150505494I didn't even watch texas-osu for this reason. Completely meaningless game when both teams make the cfp and the bracket seeding is irrelevant. Might as well be a scrimmage.
>bowls over the reciever>zebras swallow their whistlesbetting the house on a UCLA "comeback"
>>150505624>got drilled by Ohio State>transfers to UCLA...who plays @ Ohio State in November buddy is gonna "get injured" the week before to not get his helmet cracked again
Making Sabans old office look like a verizon store was the moment the standard changed
>>150505624the most intelligent island pacificer
>>150505446the only 69 those kids are gonna be getting
My alma mater absolutely annihilated some bitch nobody team today.
>>150505637Oops, meant 11. Forgot about the field goal lmao
>>150505639It's about humiliation and bragging rights. If you don't enjoy that you might be autistic
Tulsa kicked an 80 yd punt today
>>150505611Illinois was part of the northwestern territories be for they were given statehood
>>150505647Tom Rinaldi needs his ass whipped.
>>150505633all last year proved to me is the expanded playoff just gives stacked teams second chances that they shouldn't getwe even had meme teams like that and they did NOTHING. Oregon losing was not an upset
Dampier has all day throw lol
>>150505647Don't worry, he won't be in that office long anyway LMAO
Iamaleava deserves this
>poocla
>PooCLALmao at Nico
>>150505638Why?
>Paint the Town Red
Deshaun Foster is the dollar store Coach Primate
good lord is ucla really this bad?
>>150505647I wouldn't want to spend a minute more than I had to in the bottom office
UCLA getting BLOWNTHEFUCKOUT
>>150505662>*doesn’t give a fuck about your irrelevant program near you*Heh nothin personal
>bama
UCLA is a 1-win team jesus christ. they'll be fighting with Stanturd for worst in the P4
You can only reply to this post if you dropped 70+ in week 1Not so fast, everyone except USC and perhaps Taco Tech
>>150505684Theyre uh oh stinkyBig stinky doody
>>150505684They’re going winless in conference 100%
>>150505647i hate that aesthetic so muchled wall lights make any room look like a faggot twitch streamer
>>150505647I hate Alabama and Saban, but damn that's a cozy fucking office.
>>150505705Ok but Saban had it outdated and stuffy
>>150505700>the massacres of missouri stSTFU trust fund brat
>acquire Iamaleava>become worse
Lee Corso will be missed greatly not because being the old coot but he brings a flavor and passion towards to college football. Corso is the embodiment of college football old age now its closed its doors now unto a new era of college football. Whoever will be the next old guy who takes over Corso's legacy will do great.Scooter Sunshine rides into the sunset.
iamaretarda
>>150505575Boring >>150505578Hopefully it wasn’t tacofag >>150505569Glad I was out
>>150505647Would smoke premium cigar in the Saban's office.
>>150505718Struggled in the week 1 buy game and having a melty, are we?
>stop, present yourself to the big fellawhat did he mean by this?
Did Jackie Robinson wear #42 for UCLA football or something?
LMFAOOOO UCLA HAS NO TOUGHNESS
>>150505733MY team is playing a former conference rival
nico might actually die in either the penn state or ohio state games
>>150505721fuck off queer
JACKED UP
CAN ARCH GET IT DONE BROSIS IT TIME FOR TEXAS FANS TO GET INTO THE BUNKER
good lord these ucla players are getting heemed
WVU won and RichRod is backUGA won and Marshall got robbed of a fumbleLSU wonTexass lostBama lostall is good in my neighbourhoodAlso saw at the UGA game today (I was there) people doing the Seminole War Chant and Tomahawk Chop when the Game Break showed the Alabama/FSU game
>>150505750Good luck avoiding the shutout, Pooin!
ah, classic pac 12
surprised these california teams can't buy a decent roster.
>>150505767i get the feeling ucla doesnt give a fuck anymore
i'm surprised Utah didn't try to trot out the rotting corpse of Cam Rising againdid he finally see sense and call it quits?
>iamaleava's only strength is running
absolutely TRUCK'd
>>150505771Rising is about 46, he's out of eligibility or medically retired
>>150505771He went back to community college. starting over again.
>>150505721Synchronic with the erosion of culture in the United States
>>150505767UCLA hasn't given a single shit in a long timecal actively despises all of it's sports programs except olympics ones
>>150505771yea he retired due to this hand injury he suffered on this play
>>150505787>olympics onesthey're called non revenue sports.
>pootah in charge of sacking
Clempussies…
Iamaleava has a weird lanky boy running styleLooks goofy as hell
>>150505770The only thing UCLA cares about is the USC game and trying to convince people they're still a blue blood in apehoop
>>150505767the state of California hasn't given a shit about college football since Darnold was a Trojaneven when USC was in the playoff hunt with Gayleb they couldn't sell out the Coliseum
>>150505782he still technically had eligibility for this year lmaothat nigga gamed the injury rules harder than anyone I've ever seen
>overhyped Texas lost>overhyped Colorado lost>overhyped Alabama lostBad week for E!SPN and Paul Finebaum.
>roll tide
>>150505767USC is in the process of buying a top 3 class for 2026
>>150505799NOOOOOOO STOP LAUGHING AT LIL OL CLEMSON
>>150505807It's wack CA is even mentioned in the discussion. They're shit in college football and they don't care about it
>>150505807they moved on to praising illegal mexicans as their state hobby.
>utah>good
>>150505803the usc ucla game was hilarious last year. ucla got 3 unsportsmanlike conduct penalties and had to kick off from their own 5 yd line
>>150505811CFB is healingToo bad with expansion these shitters will need to lose twice more each before the media shuts the fuck up about them
Bruinbros I don't think DeShaun Foster is going to work out
GEAUX TIGERS!
>>150505819Cal's college gameday was packed
>>150505833That was the most egregious we-don't-give-a-fuck hire possible. Was he even a coordinator before he got the UCLA gig?
>>150505837crisis actors
>>150505840
>>150505839i think he was a rb coach?
Kek babalamakek clempus
>>150505844
>>150505811>paul goes on an unhinged tirade about how Texas is gonna steamroll everything in sight>Ohio State wins by shidding and farding around for 60 minutes, Manning can't do shit until like 5 minutes left in the gamei'm assuming he was talking up Bama too, which just lol lmao. We saw what they are in the bowl game, Saban is gone.
>>150505839No he was UCLA's running back coach.
>3 top ten teams lost today>another loses tomorrowI love this sport
>>150505833No they just promoted him from the RB coach bc he's a former Bruin and black
lol pootah
>>150505345I'm true to my word frengotta be truthful or else it comes back to bite you every time
>poo-tah
>>150505851
did that Washington nigga really just Naruto run as a celebration?
>>150505839IIRC he was their runningback coach under Chiphe was gonna be hired to be the RB coach for the Raiders, and UCLA decided to make him the HC to replace Chip because he was leaving for Ohio State
Why do y’all hate the SEC so much? Jealous faggots
ah yes, a PAC12 after dark meme game. what a great day.
Did clempusfags go to bed already?
>14-7>17-10setting football back 20 years
>>150505770UCLA should be by all rights a more desirable football destination than USC, the only advantage USC really has over it is hotter chicksBut their football program has just always been bad and the historical inertia of not caring has rolled through to the present day
>>150505881we aren't in 2005 until we get a 6-4
>Pootah
My Aztecs are 1-0
UCLA defends the run like a bunch of sissy cali queersThink they'd let me fuck their asses on broadcast TV?
>Cal has 2 kickers they useLmao
you now remember cade mcnown
>>150505762Good, I support the chop as a UGA fan. I don't get the "supporting you're conference thing". Outside of SCAR and UK I want the rest of the conference to burn. And I only pull for those two because they're loveable idiots who put up a good fight. Spurrier will never not make me seethe tho.
beavers FOOOOOOMBLE
>>150505897did they bring back the guy from last year?
>>150505908
>the girth of those guys up front
>>150505897>ice one kicker>they send the other one out
this team sucks I hate my life
watch WWE Clash in Paris tomorrow
>>150505899>UGA fan>cheering for south carolina and kentucky the fuck is wrong with you?
would be swell if Alabama returned to being as bad as they were right before Saban took overdeboer is certainly putting them on that trajectory
>>150505899We were doing it in the students' section near the Marshall sidelineI wore a WVU hat because that's my alma mater twice over, WV is my home state, and it's the only ballcap I have, but a Georgia shirt because I'm a PhD student hereI really wanted Marshall to make the game interesting. Outside of UGA and Kentucky I could care less if the SEC lived or died. My loyalty lies to school than to conference (heck, I'm still a bit sore about the death of the BIG EAST as it was good for WVU and every school in that region). I was honestly quite disappointed for my first SEC football game in-person and first UGA game, but at least I had fun and got some Longhorn afterwards
>>150505936clempy clempus oh kek
>>150505938How long until they're unranked? I say it happens by Week 4.
>>150505929let's be honest, kentucky is a free win for UGA every year. they get scheduled on senior night for a reason.
>cant pass>QB run to the leftoh no, how could UCLA solve us?
>>150505946we'll seeas bad as they are i think they'll beat wisconsin and jawja has a knack for playing like absolute SHIT against them
The fact cal is only up 14-3 is embarressing, my beavs are fucking ASS
HOLY SHIT, OUR KICKER CAN FINALLY HIT A FUCKING FG
>>150505938He’s a good coach, he’s just not as good as Saban. He’ll win them 8 or 9 games per year and get fired, and then his replacement will be the one that takes them down to the depths while DeBoer bounces back with USC
>>150505962Cal is absolute ass too, this shouldnt be surprising at all
>>150505970Ah, the Nebraska arc.
>can't beat a BK team in week 1Alright how bad is Clempus
I watched a few minutes of a bunch of mid 90s college football games the other day. I was bored. It was amazing how different it was. black dudes would rip off 15 yards runs and just get up and trot back to the huddle. no first downs or shucking a jiving. defenders would make sacks and have good coverage and just trot back to the huddle and MAYBE get a high 5 from a teammate. absolutely no shit talking between teams.
>>150505970Realistically what do you do when you have to replace somebody like Saban at a program? It's like asking somebody to put a new Zeus atop Mount Olympus. Nobody's going to measure up to the guy who just retired, who are you kidding?
What’s the stream link? I’m not at home and I don’t have the bookmark>buy cableI like having a chat to shitpost with in real time.
>>150505983they'll still make the playoffs
>>150505988fbi.gov
>poocla qbs
>>150505970i can see that. The nebraska-ing of Alabamawest coast would be better for deboer anyways. I thought it was a dumb impulsive hire by Bama and it's played out that way
>>150505929>UK I like Stoops >SCARI like when they beat Clempson, and I liked that one RB back in the day that unfortunately fucked his knee. Losing to them never sent me over the edge like it did to Florida, Tenn, and Auburn.
>>150505965lol
Utah DBS may as well just start tackling wrs at the line, nothing going to get called anyway
>ruins clock management
>>150505987That’s why it was stupid to take the job in the first place, he would have been much better off building on his success at Washington for a few more years
>>150505978At least your team didn't spend $1 million dollars on a shitter QBAt least your team has a semi-respectable conference
How does Nico Iamaleava look?
>>150505987You're right, which is why Gumps were doomed the instant Saban announced he was done. They've spent so much time atop the sport they don't realize how good they really had it. Shit, Ryan Williams was born around the time Nick Saban took over Alabama, he literally lived his whole life watching Saban terrorize the FBS.They're gonna massively overreact to finally being mortal again, and in the process set themselves way further back than if they'd just accepted that a Natty every other year is no longer a realistic expectation
outstanding block, refs
>>150506023Ass after a wet shit
>>150505984Yeah it’s pretty sad. I used to love the nba and it’s unwatchable now. If you go back and watch some old playoff games there’s no complaining after literally every whistle, no replay reviews, players just move on to the next play. Not to mention what in game replay has done to all sports. Those were better days indeed
Im sure DeBoers buyout is something stupid. I'd just go to some beach somewhere and live out the rest of my days. Fuck it.
>lama runs into his own guy and falls down
>Kansas State 38, North Dakota 35
>>150505807California football sucks. I'm going to UCLA for grad school and it's so lame coming from an SEC school. They suck, the stadium is an hour away from campus, and the student section is quiet and half empty. They barely even cheer and their one cheer (clap U clap C clap L clap A) is fucking lame. You can barely even hear the band. I tried watching the game tonight but I can't even bring myself to care enough. The worst part about it, too, is that all the good games are on too early. I'm not waking up at 9am to watch a game. Luckily I'm an LSU fan, and they always play at night.
>>150506052we were teased and I have blue balls
>>15050603870 million I think?
how come Utah was dominating the entire quarter and now they suddenly cant tackle to save their lives?
A Big10 team with an above average defense might depant Nico and have their way with him on the field. To the horror of many TV viewers.
>>150506079Well, UCLA plays @ Ohio State this year...Nico gonna get his helmet broken again
>>150506084they might break that bussy
>9 passes through 2 quarters
>>150506062On the bright side your UCLA degree will actually be worth something
camera girl rekt
>>150506023Not great champ
hurdled the camera girl lol
SEX with the utah camera girl
Can you imagine if zona state choked hahaha just kidding...
>>150505647No way, that can't be the same room. I would figure Nick Saban would still have his office there anyways.
>>150506062I miss the traditions we had at WVU but going to UGA for my doctorate at least there are traditionsand the students' section is equally as full but surprisingly slightly less rowdy, but that might've just been today. Was thinking of doing a visiting student type deal at Berkeley or UCLA but idk I also want to somewhat engage and interact with the campus community, and sports is one avenue of doing so whilst not being constrained to solely academic endeavours
>>150506026they have to be careful what they wish for after covid Saban was barely holding the thing together with duct tapeinsert that one webm of him losing his fucking mind
>>150506112
So why did we allow UCLA into the B1G again?
>>150506114they'd pull off the upset if Case Cookus was still there
>>150506119in retrospect, him making the playoffs with Jalen Milroe was one last masterstroke from the man. Bama fans cursed Milroe, but a few more weeks of what we just saw will make them beg for him back
KWAB
>>150506062I hope your faggot ass goes to the UCLA-USC game and get to hear the Trojan band continuously play 1 of the 2 songs they know how to play. It is a great experience.
>>150506126muh tv markets
>>150506122Camera girl, my queen...
>Texass lost>Bama lost>Clempus lostQuit an eventful day to say the least. Great opening week for college football.
>>150506122Bros imagine her squatting on your dick like thatFUCK
>watching Washington on the Big 10 Network at 12:30 AM ET
>>150506126MUH TV MARKETS they'll get all 17 bar TVs that won't have baseball or scocer on them
>>150506126pic related is why
the savior of tennessee football is in the pipeline, lads.
College Kickers :O
>>150506136Yeah, but you'd still have that market with USC without UCLA.
>>150506126USC's retarded little brother coming along was non-negotiable. It was both or neither.
>>150506126It was the price to get USC
>>150506143least coast problems
>>150506150oh god there's another one?
>>150506136>>150506147>>150506149Couldn't we have just taken USC and left UCLA in the dust? I mean, they're in the same city after all. Same market.
>>150506141fuck that I want her to squat like that over my face.and spray pungent gas right up my nostrils
Trump should EO the Pac 12 back into existence
>>150506139my shit team won so I agree
>>150506158IT WILL NEVER STOP SO LEARN TO LIKE IT
>>150506161they demanded to be taken togetherit was both or none
>>150506154>>150506155Understood.
a UTE?
>>150506161they would've needed to take two teams to pair off for the conference math to work, and USC wasn't going to abandon their in-city rival like that
>>150506161Then another conference would have part of LA. Also I'm assuming USC wanted to keep playing them and they needed a close road game being in a Midwestern conference. It's fitting for the B1G to have the team that plays in the Rose Bowl.
>>150506158Eli has a 7 year old son as well.
>>150506161no because those two would throw a hissy fit>>150506164either EO or divinely will the BIG EAST into re-existence please God I beg of thee
>>150506154If only the PNW schools got the same, but we're expendable lmao
washington is such a weird team i wish they were good because their stadium is kino
>>150506107
>washigton
>>150506183when are Valve and Microsoft gonna open their wallets and buy Washington a title contender?
>>150506176The whole conference left in pairs with their rivals.
>>150506181At least you don't shit up the place like TTUfag
>>150506184this is rape
bros
>>150506195>daddy not so deep it hurts
>>150506195
>>150506104Lol. I'm going into academia so we'll see. Funny picture, I spent quite a bit of time on middleton 4th floor when they had trash cans and plastic over the shelves for the roof leaks. >>150506135I don't think I even can lmao. I think it's some kind of lottery system where you get a better chance at tickets if you go to more games, and I don't plan on going to any this year. That's another thing that sucks too. At LSU it was only about 100 bucks for season tickets, you just had to wake up at like 8am or something whenever they went live.
>>150505233KWABOTY leaderboard so far1. AlabamaPower gap2. MTSU3. Boise is not a State4. Stanturd
>SMU is playing East Texas A&M Is that even an FCS team?
>>150506188About the same time google and meta buy a title contender at berkeley or stanford.
Is NAU's cue bee related to chad pennington?
>>150506195She knows exactly what she's doing. Stop tempting me, camera slut!
>>150506190I read somewhere that USC actually insisted on bringing Stanford while Fox wanted Oregon to be the tag-along. USC, Fox and B1G presidents settled on UCLA as a middle ground compromise. Fox had no interest in Stanford while the presidents didn't want Oregon.
>>150506208I think they just made the jump. They’re basically DII
>>150506206dont forget army
>>150506212no i looked it up earlier. he was apparently adopted and given that name by his stepdad. chad pennington's kid is at Gardner–Webb now
>>150506208fcs has also had it's fair share of expansionfaggotry
>>150506218That makes no sense since they ended up with Oregon and USC.
>>150506206Still Tony
>>150506206>2. MTSUthis one went under the radar because of all the other chaos that went down today
sad that Oregon St got left to die with Wazzu
>>150506218Stanford is the only school other than UCLA that made sense from an overall athletics standpoint. Stanford is decent to good in every sport that isn't dominated by the chocolate underclass. Unfortunately for them, those sports don't make money and the chocolate underclass sports very much do.
>>150506236my mans reading comprehension is atrocious.
>>150506227Interesting, thanks anon
Once Colorado State starts abusing that temu Travis Hunter they have they're going to beat Washington by two scores
>>150506184GYATT
>>150506244my man's a fucking retard
>>150506236Right, but USC didn't want Oregon to come along initially and even when they were invited the presidents were barely sold on Oregon. Remember Oregon and Washington weren't invited until long after USC and UCLA were.
>>150506248
>>150506206>ignoring texASS>ignoring clempus
>osu/texasboring as fuck but still somewhat funny watching E!SPN's chosen QB flail around>fsu/alabamaLEL>clempus/lsumild lel
>>150506266Texas lost a road game to the defending champs in which they were an underdogBama lost a game as a 2-TD favorite to a team that went 2-10 last year
>>150506261why would usc care if they were getting paid?
>>150506266>>ignoring texASSThey lost by 7 to a top 5 team. Not exactly a shit ass performance.
>>150506266Texass isn’t really that embarrassing Clempus is embarrassing but everyone else on the leaderboard plus Army had a worse loss
burrs tuddy while I was busy gooning
>>150506261Oregon and Washington moving over to the B1G likely only happened because the collapse of the PAC had become inevitable by that summer.>>150506277Because Oregon is recruiting competition.
>>150506192lol I'm so apathetic at this point I'm just only here to see other teams' misery
>>150506206Wheres Primate and Arch
>>150506277When it looked like only 2 Pac 12 teams would be invited they preferred Stanford or UCLA to be their +1. Also the B1G presidents preferred those schools too.
>>150506293Stanford really fucked up
lmao, booth is treating the bama game like its a funeral
>>150506290>PrimateLosing your first game without Shadoodle and Hunter to a P5 team that’ll probably bowl isn’t that bad>ManningHad about an expected performance for a young QB playing the defending champs on the road
>watch osu/texas "highlights">gus johnson being terrible as usual>watch lelabama highlights>fucking tessitore the current state of announcing crews is grim to say the least, at least the "main" ones
>>150506302we live in a world where Bama is no longer inevitable and some people are taking longer to reconcile with that than others
>only highlight for the entire game is the lone UCLA touchdown when theyre down 16
>>150506307gus and tess are awful. you can tell the have pre scripted sayings and will try to shoehorn them in. With that being said, Jesse Palmer is the best booth guy in college football.
>>150506304>Had about an expected performance for a young QB playing the defending champs on the roadno all we learned was Texas has a decent enough defense to keep them in conference games the rest of the year. Manning took a fat fucking shit on the field.
>>150506307You’d hate anything you fucking prick
they should have played the clown horn version of enter sandman to start the 3rd qtr of the UCLA game
>>150506307I miss Verne like you wouldn't believe.
>1 more round of Men's TennisAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck you tennis, let me watch college football final!!
something happened but Im not sure what
you negros overreact like women to everything. there is a shitload of football left. pace yourselves on the hot takes.
afterdark is fucking grim these days. i have no idea why i'm still watching this game.
god damn I wish I had a working stream
>>150506356>talking about football in a football threadwhat a crime
>>150506350yes SIR!!!
>>150506350it's never been the same i also miss Musberger solely for the comedy gold whenever he did an A.J McCarron alabama game
>>150506362Because we’re bros and we’re hanging out
Iamaoverthrowya
>>150506365the pick 6 called back for dpi was the more interesting part of that play
>>150506356they're still getting used to the expanded playoffs and not every loss being potentially disastrous.
Hey we scored more on Cal than last year! Improvement??
>>150506378Every loss should be potentially disastrous.
>>150506372Is he still doing Raiders games?
>>150506376how did that bum win all those games last year?
>>150506356I agree. We should all just wait to see what the ESPN analysts tell us tomorrow instead of using our own brains.
Overnight lows dropping back down into the 50sFootball season is back
>>150506387HE didn't, Dylan Sampson and the defense won them
>>150506385in the old system, yes.
>>150506389fag complained about losing his hair.
Bryce Underwood looked impressive, especially for a true freshman. He's already infinitely better than what they rolled out at QB last season.
>>150506394been like that for a week already where i am we are truly blessed
are we just all going to forget that Ryan Day has a nipple piercing?
>>150506353Cal intercept on goal line, turns in into a 100+ yards TD, but is null because that same defender made the PI.
>>150506411Nobody is surprised
>>150506405>______ qbs
>>150506387he didn't reallythey won by running the ball. When they couldn't, they lost
>>150506350i think my favorite verne moment was that time he and gary were seething watching les miles' clock management at the end of a game vs ole miss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDsVxQ8fOUs
>>150506411I now remember that Ryan Day has a nipple piercing.And so what?
I thought riverboat ron was the HC of cal now
>>150506411That's really information i did not need to know
>>150506425kek fag >>>/hm/ is that way
>>150506350
>>150506411couldn't give a single shit desui'm assuming r/cfb will try to force meme it into the ground
>>150506411we don't care about that any more. we won. you lost. are you brown?
>>150506393While I don't advocate watching college football talking heads or even keeping up with who is ranked where, I've been in these threads for years. Maybe 10% of posters know ball. And there's nothing wrong with that.
>>150506307It's been grim for a while. Even Fowler is just mediocre. I pine for the days of Keith Jackson and Brent Musburger.
>>150506421Still way better than the trash they played at QB last season. That's worth at least 2 more wins
bet you Ryan day sucks toes and sniffs armpits too
>this Cal OL has really turned it around since last yearuh...no?
>>150506429He's the GM
>>150506411That red circle made sure I won't forget it.
>>150506439Keith Jackson was overrated like Gus. Brent and Verne are legends.
>>150506436>we
GRAVES YOU FUCKING BUM
I love midnight games
>>150506439the only reason fowler and herbstreit are tolerable is because the others are so badNess and Danielson are solid but they really got fucked by the B1G media deal. Fox and NBC typically take the best games so they get stuck with trash
>>150506411Yeah and its baller as fuccProb gets the sluttiest coeds sucking on them like lil piggies
beth mowins would bootyblast verne and keith jackson. brent would SA her.
COME ON CAL SAFETY US DO IT DO IT
>>150506466Brent only SA 8's and up
>>150506468brent was a real one fr
This QB for Utah is a trip. Nothing about what he's doing looks mechanically correct, but it's effective as hell.
>>150506389Glad he beat cancer
>Rams vs Huskies is kino
>>150506466Beth Mowins x Gus Johnson pegging while describing it play by play style
>>150506481hes got some moves
>>150506387>Aguilar suddenly looks way better this season>Nico suddenly looks way worse this seasonkek. Tennessee is under appreciated. They had a good team around him. He never did anything special.
>>150506492>option pitch pump fakeDelightfully devilish
ucla needs to ditch the drab pants and go back to the shiny ones
>tfw you forgot that cfb threads are full of smart and now rich posters
I'm shocked ESPN hasn't buried the Manning fuck up with MLB stories yet.
>>150506307>MASERATI MALZAHN!
>wazzu foombleReally making a name for the NuPac, huh
god I hate this team so much
>>150506481His passing mechanics are hilarious. He's hop passing, literally popping up vertically while throwing instead of planting and torquing. Atrocious, but he's getting it completed and running the offense well. Whatever wins games baybeeeeeeeeee
>>150506524im an unemployed 30 yo alcoholic living with my parents
>>150506533
the only points hawaii has scored tonight were scored by that japanese kicker that taught himself via youtube
>>150506548It’s never too late to change
>Ruins
bruins need to be kicked out of the B1G. you fuckers are embarrassing.
>pooins
Brent Venables might mindfuck Arch at Bedlam.
>>150506307I want "trouble with the snap" guy to call games because he is the only one who feels like he is having an actual reaction instead of gus johnson/tessitore's forced ones.
CAL ALMOST WITH ANOTHER PICK 6
R A M S
I've seen enough. Colorado State > Colorado
>beavers:(
>>150506561There should be laws in place the maintain the regionality of conferences or something
>>150506548I "lived" with my parents for 30 days in the window of time one house sold and I closed on a new house where I was moving. It was absolutely horrible. Prayers anon.
>>150506571>coach primate
>>150506561Fuck that. Need some easy wins out there.
>>150506567I'm over Gus acting like he just saw a Super Bowl-winning play every time there is a 3 yard handoff on 2nd and 7
if someone shows up to my apartment with white claw we're throwing hands
>>150506575>Coach Neobladder
>>150506567he still does some games for ESPN I think but he also does hockey now so once NHL starts in october he's usually doing that on saturdays instead
>beavs
>next week Big Nude is Iowa vs Iowa Stategrim
>20 play 9 minute driveIt's kino
>and then theres devon damphierkek
>>150506569OSU qb should avoid that guy
>>150506588*also he does radio broadcasts for the national championship which i learned last season bc I randomly clicked on the vod unironically better than the main broadcast was
>>150506585I genuinely think that's just the way he talks
>>150506016he has a $70 million buyout, he will be ok
>>150506585That's always been my gripe about Gus. If fucking everything is exciting, nothing is exciting. It's like a song that's just the hook over and over for 10 minutes.
recycle>>150504191>>150504191>>150504191
>>150506593Probably come down to a FG. Kino
>>150506593iowa wins 3-2
>>150506619it worked fine when all he did was basketball. He could be very fun for march madnessdoes not translate to football at all
At this point I hope the beavs go 0-12 and blow everything up. There's Mike Riley stink still all over this program and until they all go away or die there will never be any kind of improvement. But no one cares, even me. Just a sad state of affairs.
>>150506585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqsrrvxriHcIt doesn't get better than this call
>>150506585>>150506608>>150506588He is the middle guy between 'doesn't care' and 'overacting.'
>>150506586You throw hands with women?
>>150506574Damn that’s cool how rich you are anon
KINO RAMS
