sunday bundes coming-up sub-edition>So., 31.08.2025Magdeburg - Fürth [13:30 Uhr]K’lautern - DarmstadtDresden - >SchalkeWolfsburg - Mainz [15:30 Uhr]Dortmund - Union [17:30 Uhr]Köln - Freiburg [19:30 Uhr]
erster für AfD
>>150508546Bald fraud
>>150508546>Negerkusen is finished after two gameswhat a surprise lol
The players must hate him if Neverkusen fires him that fast
We're going to get utterly humiliated in the Champions League, won't we?
was faselt der Kuranyi da
>>150508646like always, yes
>dopa is 30 years oldwew, thirty years of making people dumber
>the new messi is japanesewoah...
Schalke W today
>undav 4-6 weeks out
pletti in shambles
>>150508869Who they gon get?
>>150508869Nagerbros...
DYNAMOOOOO
>my last name is Gottschalk
>>150508886they got Demirovic who benched both these bitches
>10 mins in>ddrchen shitting the bedlmao this mofo cant even stream games of his own team properly
love how kimmich needs to tell him how to behave like a decent human being
>>150508886huh? he wasn’t even called up
>>150509091Niggers will be niggers
>>150508546Does anyone else here watch random 2. or 3. Bundesliga teams on the other side of the country just because one of your former teammates from the D/F-Jugend is playing there now?Yeah, ha-ha me neither. If, then it would be Darmstadt btw.
kariGOD
>>150509208the most successful player I played with was a star in the Regionalliga but couldn’t make it at notevenbundes level. used to also play with one guy who became fairly successful in analytics and scouting and has also coached a notevenbundes team
>>150509208only know one in the regio, but dont watch/care
I played with goatse in Eintracht Hombruch minikickers when i was 5
>>150508580Alles für israel lul
>>150509208I've only played soccer like 5 times ever wtf are you talking about also don't only poornechers im diutsland play soccer i thought richfags don't bother with the unterklasse
What happened with Ten Hag?
>>150509417nothing as of now
>>150509417dick isn't long enough to keep the players quiet
>>150509444I think it's funny Ronaldo shat on ETH after he left United saying he didn't understand anything about football
Only one man can save Leverkusen. His lush head hair is the antidote to bald frauds.
>>150509417he's about to be sacked according to one of Germanys most reputable footy websites
>>150509091never trust mops
>>150509407emmm, you are wrong. Everyone HAS to play football for at least a bit if casually or in clubs, but if they are not poor turks then yes, they can more readily choose to play Tennis, Handball, Golf, Track and field etc. instead.Football is the national sport.
It's going to be a tie. A bonified slurper.Anon was right from the last thread
>>150509208Yep, Unterhaching + TSV 1860
Start maehle or r00son in my kicker Team?
>>150509658Mainz clicked last game
based Viper double pack incoming btw
>>150509691>the rapist of rosenborg
>>150509417he received the man utd manager curse and will be lucky to manage a lemonade stand in a few years
>>150509673Golfcastle did well against sh0denshl0m which Id rate about the same as norwegian farmers
darmshart 98
150509733certainly showed that disgusting low iq mutt Hollerbitch what a real strikers' performance against norwegian farmers should look like
hollerchad derangement syndrom
yes, (you) certainly suffer from Hollerbitch derangement syndrome
nah you mentioned him outta nowhere AGAIN
Patrick wimmer appreciation post
kek magenbruch
>>150509880abschiedsspiel today
>>150509091not just that, it's a completely pointless ball in the midfield, no reason to go in like that
>I believe the English trash lügenpresse rumors invented for clicks
Futkeu für Deutschland?
Futkeu on fire today
>>150509658just curious why did you pick R00son instead of svensson who plays much more offensively?
>Ossi Assis vs Wessi Assis is a slurperuffi
clear pen
klarer elfer
clear pen that
KARABOGA
SCHALKE
Schalkechads we're going up
waddafagsuddenly kino
lets go schalke...
Drecksden btfo
m00 pwns hardkohrhardkohr pwns pimmer
>>150509609Same, wtf who are you? >>150509091why are they like this?
>>150509407Footy is the "everyone plays it" sport but 90% won't take it serious. Throw any group of Euros a Football and there will be a form of footy going on in minutes.
>Colonton
>darmchuddies
Klohfeldtbros…
>Greater Fart
KINOOO second Bundes sunday
we are so so back schalkebros
>SchuhenKWAB
>Maidencastle
KINOdesliga
>>150510136Curve ball mainly since everyone was going to buy Svensson. Also since r00 is a bit more expensive, he gives me more options on deadline day. Easily replacable but solid if replacement is needed elsewhere
>Ossis
>OST>OST>OSTDEUTSCH- ACK
Fürth showing who's number 1 in franken
>>150510838Schalke and Kaiserslautern are honorable Ossis, both voted Blau
>die null fünfer
m00 /a/ssist
presented without commentary
Raum, Mittelstädt, Brown, Rothe, Zehnter, Herold.. where the fuck are our right backs?
>>150511224theres... uhm... Collins? Maybe Tree in the future?
>>150511224Netz and Ullrich toounironically insane how stacked >we are on the LB position compared to RB
>>150511224>>150511265Just play one of them at right back???
>>150511320>le inverted fullback memeno
>luca netznew passlack aka the bright star of the man shaft?
has the Asswiper even touched the ball once?
>müllkrug viper no show at the same time
>anime faggot hate-watching two based German striker chadsimagine your life being this grim wew
>Chelsea insists that they are only willing to sell a player that they can no longer let go after Literal Who's injuryWhy does Bayern even still talk to these Juden? They are about as seriös as the average Ziegenficker on the turkish bazaar. At least Roman had some manners
that Albian fraud is anything but german
>>150512318Anon! You can't just call people Albanian!
>>150511206don't they realize they can stop the transfer when the medical is not successful?
>Im Doppelpass auf SPORT1 erklärte Ströll: „Die Szene sieht brutal aus, aber wenn ich sehe, dass da ein Shitstorm gegen Boey entsteht: Ja, er hätte sich direkt nach der Szene entschuldigen sollen, aber ihm wurde auch bisschen Unrecht getan.“>Augsburgs Geschäftsführer fügte am Sonntagmorgen hinzu, dass Boey nur auf den Ball schaue und nicht absichtlich in Fellhauer hineinrausche. „Wir sollten uns alle runter regulieren. Das ist auch nur ein Mensch. Da sollten wir runtergehen vom Gas“, appellierte der 41-Jähirge.
der ewige brandt
>>150513096he's there to keep Beier company, not to play
>>150513337>BVB now buying male prostitutes for their bench playersechte liebe
>>150513337b00 plays tho
>>150513352Popoliebe
>>150513096The club is in safe and competent hands no need to worry
>>150508546>Erik ten Hag selbst ist nach Sky Sport Informationen sehr verwundert sowie verärgert über die aktuellen, übereinstimmenden Medienberichte und die fehlende Rückendeckung der Bayer 04-Bosse, die ein klares Bekenntnis nach dem 3:3 bei Werder Bremen bereits vermieden.>Der 55-Jährige Coach ist der klaren Meinung, mehr Zeit zu benötigen, um die komplett neu formierte Mannschaft auf Erfolgskurs zu bringen.Erik Tien Dagen
>>150513796still under the delusion that their squad is capeable of Cl qualification
>>150513796peter bosz regen
>>150513203>not der ewige juleI think bvb has a good starting line up (depending on wether this Anselm kid sucks or not) and reasonable depth. If they cant show in this match, its looking dire
our boi Gruda just scored the winning goal vs city btw
>>150514052they are going to try and get Danny Röhl, but hire Markus Rühl instead
Ten Hag is a serial loser. He failed everywhere he went after that one Ajax Champions league season where everyone overperformed and yet they still failed against TOTTENHAM, the biggest joke club in Europe
what a schnarchtastisch spiel
MIRI
>>150514828Bremen clan?
>Uli: You gotta take a look, man!>Eberl: 1 Lookman, kommt sofort.
>+11
Bitte Dortmund
how many for Belligol?
>>150514880Pretty good
>dad complains>starting XI>get a transfer offer>starting XIHave I cracked the Kovac kode?
You need helpuh.You are cookeduh.
We all watching Pöhlerz?
I like this bvb line up today
What a waste from rassy
He'll make up for it. It's his specialty
Very low energy start from the schwarzgelben
>Bellinghamz
>Blowjobe
Jobe out for blood
keeeek pfuirassi
>GuirassyKEK WTF
>razzie
>>150515565>>150515587>>150515719>>150515721>>1505157261er für Cuckberle?
Brandt was fucking open, what a retard
based chadgart
Score some goals you stupid nazi fucks.
Guirassy missing is so bizarre
>>150515802I thought you didnt bet anymore?
>>150515828Uh? Says who, retard?
>>150515838There was another Mexican in another thread saying he was finally free from betting and I thought that was you.
That foul loooool
FlortZbros, they are making fun of our boy again over in the matchthread
>>150515946He's going to score today and show them his choco magic
Union has the whole bus parking station behind
Rassy out, he didn't drink his Zielwasser today
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
EIEIEI was machte denn der Anselmino da
GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY GUIRASSY
>quercuck
>>150516123uhh...
that's it, I am not wasting a single more minute of my lifetime to watch dorkmund matches. stream off
how does our boy wirtz do
Stiller to united here we go
>>150516566Stuttgartbros..
>>150516566>StillerWhy did Bayern not buy him back? He's a class above Kimmich and Goretzka in midfield. Is it because he looks like he does?
>>150516566Oof, chances are S. Hoeneß walks away if they do this, he already wasnt happy they sold Nick.>>150516736Midfield they are set with Bischof, Pavlovic, Goretzka and Kimchi, also LaimerThey offensive depth and he would cost them like 100mil in an area they dont need to reinforce
GODBEL
>>150516793good
>>150515946deservedly so, he plays like Woltebitch today
>>150516549>>150516874What's his Problem?t. Haven't watched any Liverpool game with him on the pitch
Onion stepping up now
>>150516904He's a ghost on the pitch.
Dookie down, i repeat, dookie down
What the fuck was that from Couto and Sabitzer
>>150515879>hurr durr only one mexican broswes this shitholeHow fucking dense are you to actually think that?
>Niels Nkounkou wird die Eintracht aller Voraussicht nach am Deadline Day verlassen. Der Linksverteidiger, der auch offensiv zum Einsatz kommen kann, steht vor einem Wechsel zum FC Turin. Wie "Sky Sport Italia" zuerst berichtete, wird der Serie-A-Klub zunächst 500.000 Euro für eine Leihe bezahlen und hat anschließend die Option, den Franzosen für fünf Millionen Euro fest zu verpflichten
GUIRASSY
>>150515587
>>150516218>>150517127>>150517135Welcome to?
>>150516904German Mudryk
Beier - Guirassy are quite literally the perfect Sturmduostill struggling to understand why this is somehow so hard to understand for BVB coaches
>>150517214Real Madrid might be his Kragenweite in a season
>Der VfB Stuttgart hat einem Bericht aus Belgien zufolge der Forderung vom KRC Genk für Hyeon-gyu Oh zugestimmt. Es handelt sich wohl um eine Ablösesumme von 27 Millionen Euro.
>>150517294How much of that is woltebonus?
>>150517269Kovacball
>>150517330Sahin was the same
Auslosung jetzt
>>150517476more like in 10 minutes
bitte lautern gegen bayern bitte lautern gegen bayern
more like halt deine fresse (tut mir leid)
>>150517558W0?
>>150517558wtf
>>150516793None of these shitters are better than Stiller in midfield. Kimmich should never play there, any coach who doesn't use him on the right back exclusively is fucked in the head
was für "wtf"? nöl mich nich voll
seek help you Chud
oh vaxxie
told ya>>150517554also PFLICHTSPIELNMETCHA
rolling a fette Lunte rn
>ÖR money at work
hau ab mit deinem verliererkraut
>>150517955Congrats
Szoboszlai freekick was insane
Why are they called Onion Berlin?Because when you watch them they'll make you want to cry.LOL!
>Energie vs. Energy
>>150518042haha
>premier leaguenobody cares
Where do I find a blonde, super racist German gf?
based Heidenchads btfoing Cuckburg once again
>>150518197freilos für uns
>uns
you don't think, that's the problem
Heja BVB
Schalkebros... we can't lose to FloKo AGAIN
NOW BAYERN
>>150518068So ne Bude habe ich mal in der C-Jugend gemacht
did they forgot Brewomen ?
>>150518380You canbut you won't
richtig beschissene runde wie die 1. bis auf randalemeister gegen dorkmund
>>150518534Ist doch immer so?
>Frankfurt vs DortmundUff
Du hast nicht Fußball im Verein gespielt geschweige denn überhaupt irgendeinen Sport in deinen Leben ausgeübt.
uff indeed
>>150518562 hast eigentlich recht
>Sozobozlai>Konate>Wirtz>Ekitike>Endo>WirtzHoly Cringepool... that's honestly more emberassing for the Premier Shitga than for the Bundesliga
What Blud yappin about now?
>>150517294>sell one of your best players for a lot>panic buy some unproven youngster for way too muchthe negerkusen special
>>150509091>getting heemed by thatweak genes
>>150518845you can't even jump that high you fat fuck
>>150518906>schwabbelbacke btfo xD
>>150518697The current strikers market is just that bad
>>150518906>>150518942lool
>>150518906bodied that freak
MINSKI
What happened to Freecastle?
>>150519617his name is shartubolu
>>150511189Goal was all wimmer with smart, hard run >>150519617No röhl no goal
>>150518906holy shit0wn3d
For me it's the CP team
>Köln 1 : 0 FreiburgHSV SISTERS...why do they keep winning...we both promoted, why are they so much better??
>>150519944>1 : 0NOT SO FAST
reingepoltert
Man Zombie
>>1505201152-0?
Erik Ten Days
>>150519944Cologne actually did a Vorbereitung, while everyone at HIV was busy shooting documentations for ör and dazn
>>150518697>24not that young to be honest
>>150518845not everyone has your extra chromosomes as a cushion
>>150520245köln is simply too irrelevant for that
when did this trend of hating hsv start? it reminds me of mutts jumping on the bandwagon of liking and talking "soccer" ... cringe
>>150519690Like milk
>>150520335well, at least they get to stay, while you get to change the (N) to an (A). Win-win
>>150520286I still have time, r-right?
What does he do?
>>150520425I think you fat fingered we gett8ng dat (M) and (P)
>>150520425Kek
>>150520426heh... my boy AnonZ... he just needs some time...
>>150520458gets hyped by neger lovers
>3-0Wtf
Let's go Effzeh
this nr 34 twink from freecastle is so bad lul
the bad
EL MALAAAAAAAAAAA
Freiburg soll mal absteigen
Freiburg, Heidies, Bremies, Hambies, Gladdies,...
>>150520965Einer für den Nager?
>>150521233stand now were staying UP
>>150521269oh for sure
>Schalke möchte Walid Cheddira (27/ST) mit Kaufoption von der SSC Neapel ausleihen.>Im Raum steht ein Gesamtpaket von 4 Millionen Euro.
>>150521477Top 4 are the next Pokalrunde by the way>Köln-Bayern>Frankfurt-Dortmund
>>150521528Very funny, Dortmund aren't going to stay there.
>>150521233fuck off. Gladbach is basednot enough blacks for your liking probably
>>150521528Based DFB-rigging
any /bundes/ deadline day predictions?
>>150521711b00n sign no one
>>150521711You mean for the kicker™ league?
>>150521711Haarland to HSV
>>150521797i wish it was winter already
>>150521711Numbers to bake a cake
>Trainer Ole Werner: „Wir werden sehen, wie die Gruppe sich am 2. September genau aufstellt. Ich kann den Jungs, die in der Vorbereitung außen vor waren, nichts vorwerfen. Sie verhalten sich in der Gruppe und im Training gut. Und trotzdem habe ich die Schwierigkeit, allen Jungs gerecht zu werden.“ Weil Werner einer der Kandidaten war, die den Klub unbedingt verlassen sollten, wurde er in Test- und Pflichtspielen bisher nicht eingesetzt, stand bis auf einmal auch nicht im Kader. Aus dem Klub heraus ist allerdings zu hören, dass der ehemalige DFB-Star sehr gut trainiert. Comeback definitiv ausgeschlossen? I am not ready for this
>>150521711sylla to fc pitbull
aachen scored 3 pens against rwe today lmao
WER ZUM FICK SIND DIE?????????????? SEIT TAGEN MUSS ICH AN DEM DRECK IN DIESER DRECKS SCHEISS SEITE VORBEISCROLLEN?!?!?!?!?
>>150522938just click here, web illiterate
https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1962236572054516074Loan with a KO for 25 million is way better than anticipated for El Khannous tßh
>>150522938>>150522970Wait a sec, does this mean you both are paying for this?
>>150523519panic buying/loaning shitters LOL
>>150523541>>150522938 obviously does. Why exactly makes you think >>150522970 does so as well?
>dodges the jacksonpill
spent the entire day with my gf looking for a one week holiday at the end of september under 800 euros/person that has nice sandy beaches and is still warm and not completely empty beach and nothing else. Fucks sake, havent been in a while and I couldnt find shit.
>>150523601He's 21 mate
>>150523614I wouldnt know how the site looks/changes but the trajectory is weak on the second one, thats true. Regardless, that poster seems familiar enough with the experience
>nager break
>Wie HLN-Sport zuerst berichtete, holt der VfB Hyeon-gyu Oh von KRC Genk. Vorher spielte der Stürmer bei Celtic und kam in 47 Spielen auf zwölf Tore.Oh
>>150523998Oh
>>150523998Oh, pil-seung KoreaOh, pil-seung KoreaOh, pil-seung KoreaOh oh Korea
>>150522938käk isso bruda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71pbSrWkrkI
>>150524478Time for the wernesgrüner (pils legende)
*steals a granate from Arse Anal*i fucking kneel based Cunny, the season officially starts give us b00n right now. fuck waiting 2 weeks
>>150526305Kill urself for real
dont (you) me Baldy
Hello neighbours!I scrolled through the thread but didn't see many details posted. Has there been any specific indications why he's already on the rocket chair out of Leverkusen? Results haven't been great that their transfer market has been shambolic so you'd think there would be stuff happening behind the scenes?
>Für den robusten, pfeilschnellen Stürmer Oh überweist der VfB eine Ablöse von 18 Mio. bis 20 Mio. Euro plus Boni.
>>150528235it has to also be behind the scenes stuff as otherwise the sporting directors would not take the risk of embarrassing themselves this hard by sacking their new coach only a couple of weeks into the seasonXhaka being desperate to get away is the clearest indication so far that there is quite a bit going wrong atm
>>150520355for me it’s mostly the fact that I’m a based Bremen chad but also the HIV mong who has been spamming bundes for decades now with his low iq bullshit and embarrassing cockiness has not helped matters either
>>150529148>Xhaka being desperate to get away is the clearest indication so far that there is quite a bit going wrong atmyeah it's clearly not about more money for less matches.
>>150529148Yeah, I figured as much.And let me be clear, I've found him insufferable to listen to even in his FC Utrecht days, but surely he can't be so grim a boss/colleague that he pushed away the likes of Xhaka in such a short span of working together?I get he can be grating, arrogant, awkward and just plain weird. But for all this to happen this quickly? Very strange, I do hope more details come out because I'm morbidly fascinated.And it's not like the average bundesliga directors are Palermo-tier triggerhappy with their coaches either.
>based>Bremen>chadkys
GuMo
>FC Bayern angeblich an Ademola Lookman interessiert>Gehandelt wird aktuell vor allem Ademola Lookman von Atalanta Bergamo. Übereinstimmenden Berichten zufolge gab der FC Bayern am Sonntagnachmittag auch schon ein Angebot für eine Leihe mit Kaufoption ab. Bergamo soll aber auf einen festen Wechsel oder eine Leihe mit Kaufpflicht beharren.
>>150532142>Es war die 77. Minute im wohl einseitigsten Stadtderby ever, der Gerorgier Glubschaugenwilli hatte sich gerade in dümmlichster Art und Weise die zweite Gelbe abgeholt und durfte entsprechend vorzeitig duschen gehen, als die SKY-Kameras auf die Tribüne schwenkten und dort einen Bacardi Daffeh einfingen – Daffeh lachte. Während sich seine Mannschaftskamerade gerade vom verhassten Stadtrivalen demütigen lassen mussten, strahlte der greise Gambier über’s ganze Gesicht, ihm ging die Schmach erkennbar am Arsch vorbei. Symbolischer gehts nicht mehr, denn die größte Personalkatastrophe seit PML10Maschine killt den KSV auf Sicht jeden Tag ein Stückchen mehr. GuMo
>>150533007That will be 20 Millionen Leihgebühr + Tipps
>>150533007FC [strikethrough]Buyern[/strikethrough] Loanern Munich
>>150533056>Dabei wird jeden Tag deutlicher, was Menschen, die nicht nur von 12 bis Mittag denken, seit Jahren wussten: Daffeh war nie zum Fußballspielen nach Deutschland gekommen, er war gekommen, um zu kassieren. Mit dem Talent eines ungelenkten Verbandsligaspielers ausgestattet, hat er das absolute Optimum aus seiner Karriere herausgeholt, der KSV schuldet dem Mann bis 2029 noch knappe € 4 Mio., das muss man sich mal auf der Zunge zergehen lassen. Das Beste, was dem untalentierten Stolperjochen passieren konnte, war die Geschichte um seine Identität, denn ohne das von Judas Boldt bis zur Besinnungslosigkeit ausgeschlachtete Rührstück würde Daffeh bereits seit Jahren irgendwo in der 3. Liga in Botswana den Fans die Elefantensülze aus der Hand flanken. kekgoldmine
>>150533111>contract until 2029wow, they really fucked that one up
>Smarsch to Horse
If b00 sacks Den Haag today, who would be insane enough to actually take that job?
>>150533499fuck it, I'll do it
>>150533499Jürgen Klinsmann
>>150533517put me in coach
>my boy FArpz with 7 scorers in 6 gameseiner für den Eberl?
>>150533499unironically Roger S revenge arc incoming
why did you already fail ten hag, bayerbros?
holy shit, he actually got sacked. that's hilarious
>my trainerentlassungstipp will be 2nd as usualun fucking believable
bros... my boy THagZ... he just needed some time...
>tfw witnessed the Erik then Hag era
>>150508646>we
Ten Days
please Rolfes, get Mourinho next
>ynr all the people complaining that kicker was spreading Boulevardblatt Tier nonsense rumours when they first circulated the stories of ten hag being close to getting sacked
>>150533111Pure Gold! My favorite daily Blog
Leverkusen could've gotten Christian Titz and play the most batshit insane exciting football, but they have to go for meme coaches.
>>150509208>it would be Darmstadt btwSIGMABASED
>>150533786Rumors has it, it will be Porsche-Peter
>>150508546>blasse Rose IN
>>150533499What was the real reason they sacked him? I mean they sold alle Leistungsträger, what did they exspect?
>>150533499Why hire him to begin with if you have such low confidence in his ability? The board should be sacked as well.
>>150533940He wanted to do transfers himself and not just take what they gave him.
He got two games? What the fuck?
>150529251>seething about based HSV and based me @ 4amfucking mindbroken Bremi
>>150533950He was their last choice, everyone else declined
B I GIGA N G ENGEM A T EATE
>>150533963So who are they getting now then? Mourinho or Solskjaer lmao
>manages 2 gamesERAS COME TO AN END
>>150533952Smart move. Sports managment student Bubis like Rolfes kill clubs>>150533967Marco Rose or Alexander Zickler
>erik ten days
Pillenkusen heeft een serieus problem
>>150533499moyes, van gaal, mourinho, solsjaer, rangnick, amorim.. probably erik ten hag
>>150508546the memes went too far this time
leverkusen told him he couldnt hijack the antony move and he had a melty
>röhl to everton here we go confirmed Ffs everton is the only eplel team I like but Freiburg is fucking retarded for letting him go
>>150533967Some established German fraud most likely
>>150534013Wat nou?
Can a blundershitga incel here explain why neverkusen fired him in just 3 games? Results didnt look that bad and they sold off auschwirtz ping pong and like half their starters.
I hope the new manager can unlock my boy Echemessi
>>150534050Results looked bad
>>150534037Board- Ten Heisenberg, welcome to Leverkusen. Oh by the way we sold all our best players.Ten Hag: -Relax, I’ve got a plan... do you have Ajax’s phone number? Its time to cook..Board: ...Get out.
>>150533499Unironically Xavi. Similar style to Ten Fraaud, likes to play direct and long balls as seen with his Barca sides.
>>150533954low performers need not apply
>>150534045KWAB Pimmer and Smith here we go any minute now
>>150533954he apparently managed to turn everyone in the club against him during pre-seasonthe sacking was inevitable
>it's realgrim. lev'kusen should deregister from footy
>smith Kys shartproxyfaggot
>>150534238>its shaking
>Ponyface to Schuttgart all but confirmed
>>150534273You're just annoying and sloppy. Kill yourself fr
Two matchdays and the first coach is gone, wew what a start to the season. I thought HSV would be the first one after 4-5 losses in a row and go trough another 4+ coaches till the end of season (all of them with 3-5+ year contracts as usual).
>Leo Scienza travelling to Southampton to seal £7.8million move from Heidenheim
>>150534282zu bremchads er geht
>>150534287>2023 that shit must be pushed way back now xD
Roger schmidt wellkommen im Leverkusen! #ZyklonBayer04Familien!
>>150534314I don't think Schmidt is insane enough to jump in there right now.
>>150534290I thought the same, but dont worry, after the 10:0 Klatsche gegen die Bayern, Merlin will be gone (what a stupid name)
What is the lore with this amerimutt schizo?
>>150534338he just showed up one day and won't leave
So, how do I earn 15 Millionen in two months?
>>150534356i hear leverkusen have an opening
>>150534338Pretends to like hsv because hamburger haha epic meme xD and then proxyposts all the time under german and dutch flags. Glowie, should kill himself
>Berichte: Boniface wurde Werder angeboten – Bayer müsste Großteil des Gehalts übernehmen
>>150534338hes not right in the head
>>150534452He's an Amerimutt after all
Jetzt geht bei Merlin Röhl alles offenbar ganz schnell: WieSkyinzwischen berichtet, befindet sich der Mittelfeldspieler aktuell beim Medizincheck in England, um zeitnah einen Vertrag beim Everton FC zu unterzeichnen. Von seinen Freiburger Teamkollegen habe er sich bereits verabschiedet.HERE WE GO
>>150534338you pretty much nailed it
Screenshot this: Leverkusen will go for Rückrunden-Edin.Thats right, you habt es hier zuerst gelesen
>>150534638https://www.ligainsider.de/mobile/bayer-04-leverkusen/4/edin-terzi-ein-thema-bei-bayer-leverkusen-401534/read it already here, so you're WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWYh5S3RPIE
>>150534465>€25m good deal for Fr0burg desu
>EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle striker William Osula on verge of £30m move to FrankfurtJonnyBros..
>>150534840I can not possibly imagine that, makes no sense
>>150534282is there anything more cucked than Bremen's search for a striker this window?
>>150534840this would be the worst transfer of the entire window
>>150534840this late in the window eans we won't be able to spend the sellon moneyt. Blade and hating it RN
>>150534743>>15053446550+1 kippt noch in this decade those numbers are unsustainable
Wrong.
>>150535090huh? what does that have to do with 50+1?
Friendly reminder: Sascha Lewandowski did nothing wrong!
>>150535110you're braindead, no point explaining
>>150508546>Neben Terzic ist laut ‚Sky‘ auch Marco Rose ein Kandidat an der BayArena. Dem Bericht des Pay-TV-Senders zufolge ist aber nicht klar, ob der 48-Jährige seinerseits Interesse an einem Engagement in Leverkusen hat.blasse Rose deconfirmed?
>>150534465>>150534743>Die Ratten verlassen das sinkende?
der hat wahrscheinlich jedem im Verein ans Bein gepisst
>>150535320Bei Fauli kommst du damit vermutlich gut an.
Bold choices: Raul, Zidane, Xavi, MourinhoCuck choices: Terzic, Rose, any other Bundesshitter
>Boniface wurde Werder angeboten – Bayer müsste Großteil des Gehalts übernehmenHahahha
>>150535443he's already wearing green rn
>>150534638>>150534641>>150535244>>150535400Nooooooo Edin don't do it
>>150535576Why not? EZ 10 Millionen in 2 months
>>150535453Boy looks ready for his medical
>Loan fee: €16.5m>Obligation to buy: €65mDas Jackson beginnt!
>rams your club unangespitzt into the ground>actually it was the coach who tricked me>50+1 made me sign all those negers
>>150535646this picture of a burning b00ena was surely his idea as well
>>150535646thats a nafri/arab
wtf is The Mutt even talking about?
>>150535646that's Thiago in a wig
>>150517294>Laut Sky Informationen wackelt der Deal nämlich plötzlich! Grund ist, dass der KRC Genk plötzlich noch nachverhandelt will und den Spieler aktuell nicht freigibt.Not so fast
So let me get this straight: Bayern are not only paying a 14m loan fee, but they also have an obligation to buy Jackson for 60m?How can one club be so stupid?
>>150535834
>>150535834>obligation to buyrumour is, only if he reaches a high number of matches
>>150535834it's all play money to themthey are only fastidious about it when it's going to a Bundesliga rival
>>150535852Max Winkler, with the worst Transfer-Fenster ever
Guys, is the Faxgerät on the Säbenerstraße still on?
so this is what one month in northern England does to you huh
>>150536397He always looked like a chav desu
>>150536397>endlich wieder normale kartoffeln
>>150536397Not one decent game in the PL so far
>Lucas Tousart beendet seine Zeit in Berlin und kehrt in sein Heimatland Frankreich zurück. Der Mittelfeldspieler von Union Berlin wechselt zu Stade Brest. Dort unterschrieb der 28-Jährige einen Zweijahresvertrag.damn i will miss him
>>150536744>ynr Hertha paid €30m for him
>>150535834>N. Jackson>Marktwert: 50,00 Mio. €over €80m for that Chancentod (what's the english word for that?) would be beyond ridiculous if Bayern will actually have to buy him
>>150536771Timo Werner
>>150536783>Lokonga announced>HIVogel nowhere to be seenbased pauli destroyed him
Keita 2.0 incoming?
>>150536887Does Bremen do "special" medicals or what? He failed all FOUR medicals at Milan just a few days ago which is why they didn't sign him lol
>>150536887he's not injured thobeen playing with that "knee injury" the Milan doctors noticed for years and years
>Galatasaray buhlt um Gündogan
>>150536954fritz masterclass
>>150536978the important thing is that it worksmaybe our doctors could learn a thing from african surgeons and our health insurance would be cheaper
>>150537019have you been under a rock bro? he hasn't been fully fit for like a year now
>>150536978what the FUCK
less than one hour remaining
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>>150537130Why are so many players sick/not fit these days?
>>150536814I bet he junped down the Kölbrandbrücke
>>150537130>>150537149>panic agree to 27 mio deal>everyone is like wtf are you doing>fails medical
>>150536951Well, he has other Qualifikation for the Bremer
>>150537149better diagnostics
Really unsure about the Boniface thing. Barely heard of him in the last year, even if he was one of Bayer's best players in the first half of their Meister Saison.
>>150537176saw some people claim Genk wanting to renegotiateI could see them say he failed the medical to pull out as well
>>150537243His right leg is literally falling apart, slowly
>>150537243inb4 he gets injured at afcon again
>>150535834it's going to be like Chelsea and Sancho this season where they will be paying 10 million to not sign him instead.
>>150537333Lookman would have been a much better option than Jackson, he's a better player and much more versatile. Uli is literally ruining the club with his retarded decisions. Bayern has to pay an unprecedented 16,5m LOAN fee for an EPL failure just because Hoeneß said that nobody can be bought anymore for reasons nobody understands considering all the sales and the willingless to pay over 120m for Wirtz and 60+5m for Woltemade. That old man has gone insane
>Der FC Augsburg verpflichtet am Deadline Day mit Fabian Rieder einen weiteren Mittelfeldspieler. Der Schweizer kommt von Stade Rennes in die Fuggerstadt. Bereits in der letzten Saison war er in der Bundesliga tätig. Auf Leihbasis schnürte er die Schuhe beim amtierenden Pokalsieger VfB Stuttgart.Eyecastle international?
Shaolin Soccer
>>150537460time to Goodbye Lenin himfeed him fake Bundesliga news so he cant fuck up real transfers
>Die 05er haben sich am Deadline-Day nämlich die Dienste des dänischen Offensivspielers William Bøving gesichert. Der 22-Jährige kommt vom österreichischen Meister Sturm Graz, mit dem er in den vergangenen drei Jahren zwei Meistertitel und zwei Pokalsiege feiern konnte. Bøving hat am Bruchweg einen Vier-Jahres-Vertrag bis zum Jahr 2029 unterschrieben, über die Ablösemodalitäten haben die Vereine Stillschweigen vereinbartViperbros...
>>150537568>the games with asswipe as a starter and they have enough
>>150537565The problem at Bayern is that nobody has the balls to tell Hoeneß that his time is over. The club was so much better run when he was in jail
Boniface confirmed
>>150537666
>>150537683whitest bremi
https://x.com/Official_Benji_/status/1962548192064512033
>>150536397for leistungsprinzip reasons, nager should bench him for at least thursday. Obviously he won't.
lmao we actually signed Ponyface wtfbit skeptical about his personality and injury proneness but on a good day he certainly can be a game changer
>>150537973what's ole werner thinking rn?
>>150538027probably happy at Leipzig desu
Ten Hag statement:The decision by Bayer Leverkusen’s management this morning to put me on a leave of absence came as a complete surprise. To part ways with a coach after just two league matches is unprecedented.This summer, many key players who were part of past successes left the squad. Building a new, cohesive team is a careful process that requires both time and trust.A new coach deserves the space to implement his vision, set the standards, shape the squad and leave his mark on the style of play.I started this job with full conviction and energy, but unfortunately the management was not willing to grant me the time and trust I needed, which I deeply regret. I feel this was never a relationship based on mutual trust. Throughout my career, every season I have been able to see through to the end as a coach has brought success. Clubs that placed their trust in me have been rewarded with success and silverware.Finally, I would like to thank the Bayer Leverkusen supporters for their warmth and passion, and I wish the squad and staff every success for the remainder of the season.
>>150538071That's not the first XI.
>>150537243Dont worry, he will only play two games Max and be injured the rest of the season
>>150537621You tell me Eberl-Meisterklasse does a great Job?
imagine you were 99% close to Milan but end up at brewomenbrvtal
>>150538068hope he uses his holiday time wellcatch some vitamin sea, reflect on things, polish his reputation with some pundit work, etcSüperLig is where the real passion in european football lies nowadays anyway
>>150538068How did he manage to make everyone hate him in a little over a month? That's the real question. It's obviously not about 1 point from 2 Bundes games
any granaten this year
>>150538375Diaz seems to have revived Gnabry
>>150538122No but Hoeneß makes it impossible for any sporting director to do his job properly because Uli always has the last word and whenever he gives an interview he usually completely undermines whatever the sporting director said a day ago. It's been like this for over a decade
>>150538068classy statement, especially considering that they are going to drag him through the mud in the coming days
>>150538109That's precisely what I worry.
>based>pauli mentall illness>>150537973>weyou did not do anything
>>150538522Please post said mud-dragging here if you can, I'd be curious to hear what happened. Like another poster above, I'm very curious because I can't imagine how insufferable he must have been to burn bridges this quickly
>Die Tinte ist trocken! Auch Piero Hincapie verlässt Bayer 04 Leverkusen und läuft in Zukunft für den FC Arsenal in der Premier League auf.How can we turn this around Edinbros?
/bundes/ transfer of the summer
>>150538909Klassenerhalt sollte drin sein
>>150538881>you did not do anythingFritz posts in /bundes/, actually.
>>150539145Source?
>>150539224trust
>>150539224Melodymondlicht
actully, nö
>>150538881uhm excuse me, I used to play in the Werder G-Jugend, which means I paid membership fees which now directly subsidise the salary of Mr Boneyfarcethis transfer would very likely not have been possible without my contribution
you didn‘t, you never kicked a ball in your life, but, you did kick rocks when someone confronted you
>>150538068obvious bs but good luck 10bald
holy shit the hivogel is mad again kek
>>150539561Based, warum hast es nicht zu den Profis gereicht? Too white?
150539610lmaoooo why in the world are you seething this hard hahahahhaha
>>150538068>>150538889translated from b04 forum: What I have heard(but from the second row) is that ten Hag has already got very excited in Brazil. Namely, the disruption of his preparatory idea and already a hint of the loss of more "regular players". He is said to have got into a huge fight with someone from the GF (it was not known whether Carro or Rolfes),because this ten Hag has alleged quasi unprofessionalism and statements damaging to the club...One of the assistant coaches was then ordered to be a little "closer" to the team, whereupon ten Hag then wanted to interpret his role more as a "manager".After the Xhaka and Adli departure and the upcoming Hincapie loss, ten Hag has probably become very loud again, and has internally said that the season goal of 4th place cannot be achieved in any case....what met with displeasure at the GFThe whole thing has now also caused a distance to ten Hag in the squad, because the guys don't like this packaged criticism so much..I thought the whole thing was rather unlikely myself until the day before yesterday, but there seems to be a lot to it after all...ten Hag is just not someone who just lets himself be controlled or who lets himself be "shown off". But that should have been clear to Rolfes and Carro. Especially since ten Hag is not responsible for the sluggish and, from his point of view, qualitatively insufficient addition to the squad.
whats my boy Hofchads chances under RückrundenEdin?
>>15054009715 minutes against heatenhome
>>150539938He might be the most retarded human to grace bundesliga ever
>>150540223Ten Hag? Hell no! If you make 15 Millionen in two months, you are everything but no dumb>>150539938Thanks, based Glatzkuh
>ösoy menace
>>150540604>Merlin>Goes to England Finally, home?!I wonder if there are english guys named Rübezahl, Struwwelpeter or Hänsel though.
DIE KAUFEN DIE LIGA KAPUTT!
>„Ich als Fußballer möchte das Höchstmögliche erreichen. Ich spiele jetzt Champions League, ich spiele in der besten Liga der Welt und freue mich auch auf den Schritt.“>I'd rather watch dresden essen >„Ich kann aber auch jeden VfB-Fan verstehen, der sagt: ‚Ey, das war dein Herzensverein. Du hast gesagt, du bist Stuttgart-Fan.‘ Ja, ich bleibe trotzdem noch Stuttgart-Fan und ich werde mir jedes Stuttgart-Spiel anschauen, wenn ich kann. Aber ich bin auch Sportler und das ist mein Beruf. Ich habe mich für den nächsten Schritt entschieden, den ich gehen wollte. Ich freue mich auch sehr auf die Aufgabe. Ich bin Stuttgart dankbar, dass ich mich so entwickeln konnte. Vielen Dank an den VfB, vielen Dank an alle Mitarbeiter, alle Trainer, an das ganze Team. Vielen Dank für die tolle Zeit.“
>Meffort, Öztunali, Daffeh, Ramos, Mickelbrencis, Hefti, Pherai, Glatze – sie sind keinen losgeworden.What does Kuntz do?
>>150540833Scheidenschleim have 0 creative output now, put your house on it
>>150535661
Cuckberl won
>>150539938>the season goal of 4th placeobjectively delusional
>J00on
>>150541294Another Kabinengift
>>150541294you come visit my wife after this, but before that we go to McDonald's ok?
>>150541337nah, Jackson is a good lad
>>150541294bundes getting blacked
Rolfes really thinks this is fifa career mode
>>150541533let him cook
>>150541533>Flekken: 11 MioAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Sylla Transfer überraschend geplatztdog story hin or her this is good for Schalke
>>150541533I guess, most players are black? Which is good
>>150541294N
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