cricket between zimbabwe and sri lanka happening
Zachy is an inspiration to me. Tomorrow I lift.I hope many of you follow Zachy's lead.
YFO
>>150509200One-day cup semi-finals also happening and far more interesting than that shitPears vs Somersethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR7KkqHRY0c&ab_channel=WorcestershireCountyCricketClubYorkshire vs Hampshirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRtGOWgGoA
>no other choice (2025)HmmStill not rejoined picturehouse as of yet- not since they finally decided to stop releasing films altogether (situation bleak for a while). This looks alright though
>>150509213>follow Zachy's leadi can follow more than 1kg into a bicep curel mate
not a lift
why ol neeky wings in such a bad mood again. oh yeah because today is just like any other day. whingy gitclearly bicep curls and watching the chase every day just isn't releasing the endorphins
>>150509324no but pointless mejk it hasn't been the same since osman left
chucker
>>150509257Park Chan Wook is an elite filmmakerI did my A-level Film Studies case study on his Vengeance trilogy
'chabin bla x'notha LOVELY day innit? thanks to #earlyfall
>>150509335whos a chucker?
ZIM scored 278 against SLwew
>spaccy rhys bowen attempting a legit non-reddit exercise
>>150509376GONEGOTTEM
>>150509376gej x
>>150509376zachybros....
>>150509376bodied that toothpick armed freak
ok 6 pull-ups max enjoy curling your wings
>>150509471no but steven fillet
haha he's boiling
$0 is the 3rd best song on the album and there is only one semi-skippable one
>>150509497queem QUEEM hahaaaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAA xhttps://youtu.be/yxNWw97YkZ8
mad how I started the toothpick arms gimmick and the le footy lad gimmickdidn't need to push them that much but people seem to run with them. I'm basically the anti-micksperg
>le footy lad how contrived sad nah that was me started the ol' bingo wings one too
>yet another Curran brother Remember that bit in the South Park film when Canada bombs the Baldwins
When's the next real criccy?(australia test)
wtf some seagull just swooped down and necked some of my pint literally not gonna drink it now because would probs catch ebola or something
they are necking pints now
can't do an australian accent mecomplete blindspot and idk whytried to work one in at the pub the other day but it was dire and everyone made fun of me
ol neeky wings seething because he had to go to a poorthern comprehensive school where you don't get to play cricket
I see Zacharius still dominates the discussion in this general
heard a bit of that heavy metal album. sounds like some neeky sad indie rubbish desu. sort of thing the bards of this world would love
doesn't really. Way better than something like big thief just way better musically and lyrically
is the band geese good?
>girl asks you to go glasto>b-but I thought music is just something I download from my internet friendsstate of /cric/
What are the seagulls like in Australia?
much smaller but they can take a cricket ball to the head and survive
Certain posters would drink that pint. Mind you, they’d probably be drinking home brew in the first place.
life will never be the same again (not necessarily for the worse) since I saw a Japanese guy float up something I can't even touch yesterday
Swans, The Black Crows, Counting Crows, Pigeon Detectives, The Byrds, Them Crooked Vultures, The Eagles, Hawkins: these are just some of the bands on my Avian playlist in spotify
>>150509910Glasto prices bloody ridiculous, would be glad to see the back of whatever profligate bint asked me to go
wish there was a Japanese bouldering gym in Leeds
>>150510035Hawkwind obviously
maybe Donedon is actually an alright place
>>150510035>>150509841
my grandad moved to London when he was like 90maybe the wiser you get the more you love Donedon
How long have you been posting on 4chan dad? Shouldn’t you be at Hogarths in Wakefield, drinking £2 pints of John Smiths?
wakefield grim friendly people though
Biggest city in the UK without a professional football team. Not a lot of people know that
Reckon your grandad wanted some of that prime brown fanny with which London swarms
>>150510351I knew that
desu I used to call Brighton a shithole but it looked rather popping the other day, and there was actually young people around who aren't tourists. Making me reconsider my life choices. The thing is they will just have a bit of fun then rot. Doesn't really matter
sussex coast is where the heart is really property owner in the north now though so will have to tough it out for a few more years
Was reading this weekend about the late Peter Sellers, and how his personal problems stemmed from constantly doing ‘bits’ and characters to the extent he was unable to be himself and could only interact with other people by performing.Really made me think viz a viz certain regular posters on /cric/
zachy already admitted ''''donedon'''' was a good place to live a couple of years back and was thinking about getting a place there (later went for Edinburgh I think). deep down and behind the /cric/ persona he's a knower
I mean, at least my flat is peng and in the pengest part (imo) of old rorke town
>>150510818watching a jap float up more than my max yesterday maybe changed the game a bit just can't get that kind of kino in Leeds
After climbing gym sen I am tempted to sign an open apology to Donedon
what the fuck is his problem?
>>150510035wrens i remember thinking were good at 20. or at least the meadowlands was a good album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JubQi-4fCsit's okay still thank godbut just makes me want to listen to built to spill instead
(((it))) looms ladstoilberg counting down the hours until we are back under his command may as well just start thumbing our laptops already. Anything else is pure cope
no justification for having a playlistyou either listen to a full album or not at allbritjeet has playlists no doubt
insane brendan taylor is still going for zimraza too, almost as insane as him having elected to move to zim
just took some pics of myself in the photo booth at slug and lettuceI look pretty lost mentally but the bicep veins look great
Living absolutely rent free in this subhuman convict's head kek
>>150511972don't understand why either of these two things are insane? Please elaborate
they were old 10 years ago
my uncle has this house overlooking the river adur. It's so lovely.literally doesn't have toil ever I am the worst kind of middling wealth. Have to toil but have immediate relatives that don't
Genuinely makes me quite furious
it just rubs your nose in it really thumbing a laptop in a grey box for 8 hours is so unspeakably boring
>8 hours a day yeah but lettuce be reall for a second, lettuce be real time strategy game like halo wars when are ((((they))) going to at least cut this down by 50% or so the 40 hour working week is unironically barbaric
A barbaric cruelty
I am not anti-toil as such I just think 8 hours is taking the piss slightly
We're absolutely smashing the cider apples hereOnly a James Rew masterclass could save them nowSomerset are probably my second county desu so shan't gloat, but will certainly be very nice to see the Pears make their way to the final
>>150509327>tfw you brain an elephant from 2000 yards RPG
Southern Brave's brave Lauren Bell
>tfw all these girls want to do the black man handshake on my cock but I'm committed to my gffucking retards
the problem with zachy is his noodle arms
It's over. EAP will dominate world cricket
My grandfather is worth about 80 million But it doesn't solve the pain
>>150515341YWNBAW WNBAW
NEW THIS ONE AUTO-SAGGIED>>150519053>>150519053>>150519053>>150519053
mad how internet historians will see this thread in hundreds of years on archive.com or whatever and realise how late zachy realised the extent of his mum's blunder (throwing money into york over £ondon)
>by 2050 the price of a three bedroom house in London suburbs like Perivale passed one million pounds.>sped up stock footage of commuters leaving Perivale tube>Those who had bought early enough were set for life, and so were their descendants.>Actium by Aphex Twin starts playing>In the provinces the standard of living hadn’t increased for 50 years. They believed the prosperity of the capital would one day trickle down. But they were deluded.>Bass loop of Actium kicks in over stock footage of an overweight hen party vomiting on each other in Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma Gate
Coward poot shitting up another final playing for his average
>>150520234K I N OINO
kek the hundred final is on and absolutely nobody caredfirst time I've heard about it is that postnothing on the normie media (I'm sure there was but not enough if a consoomer like me missed it)
I feel a kinship with the Russian military Unlimited resources
ahh yes, back to "zachy's had a beer and spams the thread with his dreary /pol/ takes" hours. that's me out
HOWEZZZAAAT
Uncanny Umberto having a meltdown because I mentioned R word
Toil on the morrow Might kill myself Had enough
wtf did you mean by that pic?
You know exactly what I mean
https://youtu.be/l-FEaewn-jY?si=pcBbihzG-AqRmLsKino
I AM WIRED TO THE MANI TAKE THE TRAIN AT DAWN FOR HIM
Imagine waking up in a room full of people you’ve met since birth to present day, who is the first person you look for
had a bit of a dodgy kebab roll for dinner ladsmight have to miss toil haha
Cam Winter is a zoomer and I'm not convinced zoomers can make decent music... so shant simple as
I am full of Heavy metal
what are you afraid of losing when nothing in the world belongs to you
a man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams
Toil should be illegal. And one day it will. And I will be alive to see it.
drinking and drunk ranting because he booked another cope day off tomorrow
We've all lived under monarchs. We're all slaves, we only serve as cattle for the elite.
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn are put in the same box
Don't Look Back In Anguish
I despise work My mum hasn't worked in literally 30 years. Think she did a few years in a nursing home around the time time I was born, but realistically she hasn't worked a day in her life
if you went back in time and fixed all your past mistakes you would erase yourself
before you truly heal you must be willing to give up the things that make you sick
Happiness Is A Warm Pussy
what is going on in here tonight
I reckon smack is actually good for you. provides lots of the natural vitamins. Feels amazing as well. Beats working anyway.
Really looking forward to getting a grilling by my 95 year old giga tarq grandfather on Tuesday Because this is definitely what I signed up to when I asked to be born. Not
not surprised he's gonna grill you. nobody wants to see their grandson turn into an alchy who still leeches off his mother at the age of 37. pull yourself together
>>150523841brutal truthnuke, not fair to deliver that to zachy at this time of dayneeds an arm round his shoulder and a word of support right now
literally moved to the north so obviously don't leech off my mother meds
you cant even begin to comprehend what I do for yorkshire you fat neek
>>150523841how do I leech off my mother?you are lucky you and I will never meet in the ring. Would rip you limb from limb
>>150524014neutral observer here. didn't your mum just buy you a flat in york?
He's 37? And he lives in a bedsit?
she laid down a hefty sumwouldn't say she bought it at this stage I am the wagie
https://youtu.be/25WNG0VAZJw?si=2ygKLTgg8EWEvb-_Holy based
>obviously don't leech off my mother>meds>but yeah, my mum did pay my entire flat deposit a couple of months ago so i could move out of my rented bedsit, what of it?hmm
she bought itwe all know it. you're not exactly chief breadwinner with your part-time laptop thumbing job are youstop coping
This is such a good book Essential reading for every russiaweeb
>>150524353she contributed some money yeah I work she doesn't
>>150524525how do you define "leeching" if not having to borrow money for her to live the type of life you want to live?
zachy should have stayed in the bedsitit's in his price range. he just got upset about all the bullying on /cric/ so ran to the bank of mum and grandpa
>>150524598think it's time for your meds then bed ol neeky wings
you should have gone for meds then bedsit ol toothpick arms
Why didn't he just buy a bedsit in London?
>>150524598truthnukehe's such a mental midget kek
>>150524556I didn't decide to be born Inhabit this hell The least my giga Tarq mum can do is provide me with a flat
>>150524832ok so just admit you're a leech then
>Oval Invincibles>are actually invincible
>>150524869Literally moved to Yorkshire and saved the railway Not a leech at allMy mum just happens to have barrows Bucket loads of cash
Everyday needs to be leg day
>hey wanna come back to my bedsit in york?
A bedsit is a studio flat My peng flat isn't a studio flatAs if the the king would ever live in a bedsit
As if the king (X) would ever live in a bedsit
>hey wanna come back to my totally not a bedsit "flat" up norf?
first ((((mortgage)))) payment in 25 minutes Mum swears I won't have a mortgage for too much longer. At the end of the end of the day, it's the least she can do
he agreed london is much better in a moment of clarity earlier so none of these posts have any meaningit's so joever
new rule: you have to own property to post here
Why would he move up norf if he's from the South Coast?
Climbing gym Sen maybe made me reconsider my life choices for a second, yes But this obviously isn't news Obviously I consider Nausicaa of the valley of the wind a modern triumph
climbing gym reddit more like
sendit iykwim haha
Tbf to ol' sixhead there are worse hobbies. Climbing seems to be a very good form of exercise but holy fuck the climbing bro culture is uber gay just look at these two knobrashes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqyFIlCMLVs
doubt there are many worse hobbies than the x-fit of gen z and most soí / reddit activity for neeks to go outside but do inside, actually
for me its the simple 12km jog push/pull on alternating days
I don't associate myself with captain cutlooseHe is a Donedon redditor prick
Really want to play chess but I am quite drunk and have ((((toil)))) on the morrow Might kms
weeks will vanish in the next 10 years. girls go for korea instead and japan cannot compete with the proud and rich history of the greatest and oldest continuous civilisation, China.
weebs as the first word
alri perthyla x
To be fair Japan is basically just a poor man's China at the end of the day. And China will be VERY THIRSTY for revenge after Nanjing. The United States and Japan ''''''navy'''''' will just be done in 30 seconds to be honest, not even worth thinking about
Ol' sixhead needs to man up and take the beating he'd get on court vs yours truly it'd make The Rape Of Nanking look like a picnic
I AM BLIND AND YOU ARE UGLYYYyyITS SO EASY TO WANT YOU(Love will be revealed)
>>150526979mate I will pepper your backhand to the point you will even forget the shot existed in the first placeCalling it right now I will beat you 6-2 6-1 in Leicester
Mad how Iggy made the best 80s synth-goth album years before Depeche Mode or Sisters of Mercy or even the 80s were even around
why does britjeet never simply say 'yes' or 'no' when asked to a game by chadchy b?
britjeet is the biggest spastic out knows nothing of music as that post illustrates disclosed
The dire hoax the Anglo calls ((((toil ))))would be semi-allowed if the wagegoy and the black Welsh man actually got rewarded for his long efforts in the field
>>150527909Britjeet would take 3 games off me over 3 sets
>synth gothits just post punk you retard. plenty of bands were taking inspiration from kraftwerk at the time>muh 80sliterally just downstream of 70s krautrock and post punk but significantly worse. any time someone says something g "sounds 80s" is means it sounds like the 70s but shitter.
dumb spastic cunt
retard
the soul cries out for boredoms - chocolate synthesiser
still fuming at the stupidity of that post
always beat Indians at chess always lose to Brasiians at chess
I started working on a cricket management game this weekend.Surprised how quickly I was able to get a working ball simulation going. Ran some simulations of 150 innings for a range of batspersons and scores have a good spread and average is where it should be.Think the real issue will be the player data, can already see it will take forever to enter.
mental how toil is the grimmest thing that ever existed
that would be bouldering
this is you guys listening to your gay guitar musichttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DNxfbnl0MHH/
true
Had the recurring dream again
Bard was a straight A student at the Chris Martin batting academy
For todays challenge each of you will take turns attempting to hit the wickets with a ball while the other team defends them with a bat. First tribe to 10 wickets wins immunity and reward, safe from the vote at tribal council tonight.
>>150532526https://youtu.be/wyb2HYSne3E
Grace Hayden
mik truk
>>150527281ou (and the rest of /cric/ shitters) ran away from a little kickanout in Perivale but if you still want your on courts beatdowns come get it twiglet legs
Based Trump making the South African president look like a foolBout time we stopped the farm murders there, honestly a bigger issue for me than Israel and Ukraine wars
holy...
>outing yourself as a convict paki
hearing lots of news about australian nazis
Mad how spiders can fly in Australia
worcs might win a trophy ladsnot looking forward to bard gloating about that seeing his multiple essays upon making a half-century the other day
engbros... can we put aside the ashes this year and just do mass deportations instead
>>150532917looks like an indian to me
Just got asked whether I watched The H*ndred in our 20-strong team catchup, because they know I'm a cricketsman through and through Couldn't tell a lie so I told them that I'm opposed to it and never watch itBut said that if I started to explain why then I'd probably bore them for hours so it'd be better not to - not as much of an irl blogposter as I am on here
Pretty sure a simple "it has wide effects on the greater cricket world - reducing the quality of the better formats in the name of commercial success" would've been enough
>>150532431Looks like SOMEBODY isn't up to date with my weekend batting heroics>>150533193To be honest it wasn't that good a half centuryOnly two shots (both powerful cover drives after advancing down the track against pace) felt good, other than that it was just simple sweeps to leg side shit (feels too easy to really celebrate) and a couple of edges over the gully to slip area (a deliberate strategy of flashing hard at anything outside off, but it'd still be nicer if they came off clean)Should probably have been caught on 8, so that took a bit of the joy out of it too
>>150533564Offered the one-sentence explanation of "the county I support gets completely sidelined to make way for it", but your explanation would have worked tooTrouble is, these are all non-cricketsmen NPCs, and they probably love all the shit commercial gimmicks associated with it
Honestly? My catch on Saturday (covering a lot of ground before diving to take it one handed) was a thing of beauty, far better than any shot I playedThink it's the second best catch I've ever taken, after a diving one-handed catch to a ball that was leathered just to the side of me in a 3rd XI fixture when I was 14Batsman was incredulous, saying "We just don't get catches like that at this level"
what .gif did you send this morning?
>>150533669Didn't have to do that this morning luckily Deano manager seems satisfied that the vibe has reached acceptable levels again and that no further vibe-enhancement measures are necessary for the time being
One lad thinks Depeche Mode were post-punk, another lad can’t tell a bass from a piano. Frankly dubious about the musical knowledge of /cric/ right now.
>>150533893talking about iggy pop the idiot not depeche modedepeche mode are not post punk but are downstream of post punk
Need to meet new people
join a club
Join your local cricket club
come on down to steamworks and meet the fellas
If Bill Hicks is your favourite comedian and bouldering is your favourite exercise, you exude reddit and need to meet non-redditors
Michael Macintyre is a funnier and more skilful comedian than Hicks, or Lenny Bruce for that matter. But try telling that to anyone at the Edinburgh fringe.
>dadrock genres gatekept online: 367>maidens who rewarded me with sex for quibbling about post-punk on a cricket forum: 0
Funny how certain man hasn't owned up to the bass/piano thing. I'm strictly a six string strummer as is known (S-style exclusively at that). The failure to admit responsibility is a specifically cowardly english trait.
The Edinburgh cringe is full of poofy oxbridge types trying to do le clever comedyoh wow you did some word play joke because you realised that word had 2 meanings. amazing, because comedy really is an ''''art'''' that should be treated like maths of course you posho neek freak twat
better than *states my political opinion* type comedy tbf
stand up comedy is yank shit generally
certainly isn't Australian, that's for sure
bloody dad's google history
Is anything funnier than the Kevin Bloody Wilson classic: ‘Warnie, put your wanger away!’?Certainly a superior Warne themed comedy song to the frankly Reddit ‘Jiggery Pokery’
*solves comedy*
Dead thread. Dead sport. There’s nothing left but mocking online personas and gimmicks. I for one am taking a break from /cric/ until the Ashes commence. Until then, anyone mentioning their three bed in Perivale or their wife and kids is Not Me and is an imposter. Until then, stay safe amigos. Maybe use this time to buy a fretless piano to play Jaco’s parts from Hejira
TOOHEYS BREW THIS ONE AUTOBAGGED>>150538504>>150538504>>150538504
just climbed 8 v4s in Sussex
asterisked rubbish you've done a million times already isn't news, toothpick armed neek
Watching a Netflix documentary that my mate told me to but it's almost unbearable despite the interesting subject matter
the shivnarine scranderpaul
>>150539557don't have toothpick arms at allwhereas you unironically do have flabby pistols
looking good mategarnish looks like a bit of a grim afterthought but still lgm
doesn't loom anymore because it's Monday night
chess is very mathematicalreckon there has been books written about this very topic
Chess is Indian, as is mathematics
not mathematical at all really, maybe in Fischer's day it was but now it's all just playing engines and having an elite memorymaybe if you're really good at geometry it can help visualisation I guess
stretching seems to have made me less flexible tarqs are naturally stiff I reckon
so much fit fanny in Brighton
listening to heavy metal
>>150534532not true at all this
The mind is willing
Welshmen playing Anglo-Saxons
>>150541101Have you ever observed a Black man wearing a bow tie who wasn't a Muslim?
Felt a twinge after my exertions the previous day so my competitive training was cut short tonight. Very frustrating
This thread goes against the spirit of the game
certain man ITT still in a narcissistic frenzy over his fiffy in a dead rubber against fat old off ''''spinners''''
zachy what's your HS in cricket (& what level)?
>one innings a side >Cricket Pick one
>>150541258literally me
>>150541265167* BLC05
>167 in BLCfucking hell you're shit lmaoI made 1000* on test difficult once with my created player
>>15054124063* actually, don't forget the extra runs3/5 bowlsmen I faced were younger lads (aged 16-25) who were trying to bowl wheels but sprayed it around too much, probably my favourite sort of bowling to face desuThe one 16 year old lad beat me outside edge a few times after I dispatched him for a couple of forceful fours though, fair play, was quite a good battle
wow you faced a peem with no specialist offspin and a bunch of school kids so statpadded with a shit strike rate. amazing. back to single digit scores from next game
>>150541348you werent playing the game properly you neekjust have to ruin it don't you
>was quite a good battle>bowler is literally half his age and won't be at decent pace until 2030dear oh dear
>>150541372Brutal truthnuke
>>150541372There was one older boy bowling some shit off spin and he nearly got me, fair playBut I remembered to take a leg stump guard and resist the urge to step across the crease, so I'm slowly learning at least
>>150541386desu that is fair actually. did play some proper neeky shots at the timeTbh BLC lets you play too many neeky shots that don't even exist in cricket. Must have scored 800 of those runs with sixes over fine leg - not scoops but just whipped from the wrists lmao
>>150541393Had good pace for a 16 year old desu, was much quicker than their ~28 year old opener who just bowled normal line and lengthBut that's bread and butter to someone who plays the front-foot cut as forcefully as me
desu it was a really shit and simplistic game. Very arcadey. Was basically comprised of like 6 hitboxes (compared to something like Tekken which has thousands), and nothing you did as a bowler made any difference really But it's all we have and was solful
not seen a fanny irl in over a year
back to the peng flat on the morrow
most people would travel tonight but this neek only thumbs his laptop from 10am-3pm and mummy covers the rest. then he'll complain about toil and pretend to be one of the lads. absolute joke
>>150541419in BLC the front foot cut is the default offside shot when you start batting with the number 10 and 11
please don't be mean I am feeling very emotional atmdeep state of ennui perhaps
I reckon I played about 600 hours of BLC 2005 back in the day, unironically
business idea: BLC 2025
96 > 05
that would involve something good happening, that's not how the world works
>>150541660dire boomer Redditor opinion
/cric/ really needs to stop abusing the word ennuibreaking up with your secret gf isn't ennuigoing back to toil after a few days off isn't ennui
joe root cricket 2026
influencers flocking to golf to try to capture some of the rapidly growing playerbase's attention is sad - so many onlyfan hoe's playing golf nowim sure bouldering must have a ton of onlyfan hoes, right?
golf is absolutely dire and not a sport
t. thinks snooker is
These guys have some of the strongest fingers in the world and would kick my a*s on pretty much any of the boulders out there But what if i were to set the boulder myself
snooker is a sport
ol' sixhead trying to improve his grip strength for the handies he gives out behind york railway station
modi and Putin been holding hands
>>150541906yeah whatever peanut headed bingo winged neek
>a*sfoy
certain The Chase watching man
My arse is peng
>REEEE STOP BUYING RUSKI OIL AND IGNORE US AMERIFATS AND YUROPOOD BUYING RUSKI LNG AND URANIUM REEEENo one does hypocrisy quite as well as the subhuman wh*te westerner. Love it
zach, tip mate: if you're being called ol sixhead it's shitjeetonly one who uses that term(no, he won't answer your challenge because he knows he'll get btfo)
would heem britjeet at tennis fat neek
chucked a sickie today
>Trump claims India has offered to reduce tariffs on US goods to zeroBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>bindia in charge of having an ounce of pride and dignityreally puts the ape chest beating of certain brit and yank cuckstamp 2nd gens in context doesn't it
>>150542104what did you get up to instead then lad?
>bnob lying through his teeth againTypical shitheap little Englander. He goes by twiglet legs because they'd be snapped the moment he tried to chase my crosscourt BH
had 5 days off sick in 4 years 2 of them genuine just don't get ill
reckon zachy would beat britjeet at every sport except cricket desu
>>150542134bit of a BNOY me but that's unironically not the real Putin. That's his body double who does all the weird facial expressions
>lyingwhy don't you prove me wrong and post 'yes, chadchy b. I accept the challenge and will stop the meaningless keyboard threats. name the time and place and I'll be there'oh yeah, you won't lmao
he has a distinctly puffier face. I think it's a fake face or something Putin does use body doubles clearly a different person anyway
>>150542176that photo does look weird desu. almost AI-like, bit like The Rock photos that just came outcould be an odd lens angle because even Xi looks a little 'off' or maybe some stranger things are happening these days
this guy at bouldering earlier was like 'hi are you my mate rafe?'I was like what He was like 'you look just like him and you are wearing the same shoes'I was like 'surely I don't look just like him. Doppelganger?'He was like 'sorry I have only met him once, thought you were him'Bizarre
Rummage the archives bnob the way yer dad rummaged your arsehole and you'll find certain mans were challenged to a racket triathalon @ NTU and they ran away just like yer mam ran off with that Indian fella
>certain man in middle of sentences Dire
/cric/ shitters too scared to even have a little kickabout in Perivale nvm getting heem'd on court
Had a a few strange experiences like the one I just mentioned recently The matrix is waning
>I'm going to pretend there was x event before I took my 6 year hiatus of /cric/ and that means I get to ignore the current offer on the tabledoesn't work that way I'm afraid. are all jeets this cowardly?
no such thing as free will
>>150542406we know
>>150542142same hereevery sickie ive ever taken was fraudulent
was never good at tennis meweird because I feel I should bewhen you play someone with a good serve it's really hard though tbg
It's a good sport but there are better ones
its crazy that golf is third in the sports tier listso many sports in the world and it fits in at number 3, just incredible for a sport with no minority fans
Golf is shit
the tier list disagrees champ
even though it's for the 'fakin deanos', football is objectively at least the #3 sport (#2 if we're in the mood to avoid coping)
I'm so low on content these days that I've started going to bed at a reasonable hour
tier list has it in first spot due to its beautiful simplicity
weird how the number 1 spot in england is eating chips with curry sauce, not even a sport in any other country
aus can't talk about food desu>best dish is the halal snack pack
Aussie invented the breakfast burger
>servin the usa, even in cuisinegrimi lanka
british people still eat like they're on ww2 rations
your national dish is curry sauce and youre trying to throw stones lol
>>150542924GONE GOTTEM
insane to act like we're any better mate we literally come from the same culinary tradition
not sure ive actually ever seen curry sauce in aus thoughbeit
fucking $250 power bill last monthwish I would stop leaving the heating on overnight
just discovered this sick synth goth album ladsdare I say it, better than depeche mode?
>>150543592
>England's Overton withdraws from Ashes contention in ‘unexpected’ move - announcing he will take an indefinite break from red-ball cricketkek we're retiring cunts before they even get here
Australians are /strongmind/, British are /weakmind/. They've been completely buck-broken with all the Ashes losses.
How do we shift the /cric/ overton window?
>>150546038add zachy, spaccy, bouldering, v1, v2, v3, v4, v5, v6, v7, v8, v9 and bedsit to your auto filter
add immunity idols and rewards
i think his poor captaincy is still the main issue
>>150547281with england? i'd have to agree
>>150543724What a failure of a "people". There is only one /strongmind/
>>150541678If ONLY that was the cause of my ennui>>150542142Until the ol' coviderino I didn't take a single day off in a decade of toilFeel like pure SHIT this morning though and debating calling in sickProbably won't though because when you wfh it's all much the same
britjeet yet to respond to the >not knowing what a bass guitar is allegations>not knowing what post punk is allegations>being spastic retard allegationsand the silence is deafening
>>>/tv/214204860>>>/tv/214204860
not clicking on that
watching walk hard the dewey cox story
>>150547696working while sick is based, everyone thinks you care so much about the company and it gives credence to the actual sick days you do takesick days taken should only be used for rounds of golf and long weekends
ol bingo wings would scrape a pass in the fitness test for the Indian military with his 6 pull-ups
reminder both zachy and bard took the vax
>>150547847they dont accept manlets tho
based me getting zachy into chin upsimproved his bouldering as well because he was stuck on v2 before becoming a chin chad
>>150547804Good point, will have to let the team know that I'm sick as a dog but soldiering on for the good of the great British taxpayer>>150547857As of 08.50 on 02/09/2025 I remain the only unvaccinated man on /cric/ket
>>150547941you can apologise to my nan's grave
oh yo theres cricket tonightyay :)
Synecdoche New York insists on itself
saying insists on itself insists on itself
Sean Dyche is a football manager champ
>>150547956I'd rather not, if it's all the same
>>150547941i never got the vaxlost some sanity during the lockdowns though so not sure who the real winner is
>>150548010Yeah I know he is, champ
never liked Family Guyit's so shit and a poor man's Simpsons
do the old simpsons seasons still hold up?feel like theres probably a lot of pop culture references which fall flat nowadays
Reminder the cowardly Englander will bever admit it was them>>150534693*whistles Soul Limbo*
>>150548012it's not>>150548016you can apologise to my nan's grave
>>150548028yesseries 2 is underrated and maybe the best
>>150548028they hold up for people who have a sense of humour and are at least mildly intelligentso the youth of today would probably hate it
I used to really enjoy playing Warcraft 3 but I had to hide it from all the other popular/sporty lads at school so that they wouldn't think that I was some virgin nerdOne time the receipt for the game fell out of my pocket and my deano mate saw it and questioned it but I said it was a present for one of my sisters
A testament to how good the writing was is the softball episode. Didn’t know they were real players, but the comedy and the narrative didn’t need you to recognise them - it worked on its own terms
Remember getting in a heated argument with somebody online who kept beating meFound out he was in his early 20s so I called him a sad virgin and said that anybody who played the game after the age of 18 (I was about 15 at the time) was a fucking loser who needed to get out more But then I went through a phase of playing it again in my mid 20s, and would probably still get at least some enjoyment if I played it again now
The early Simpsons (until about S12 or whatever) was the greatest TV show ever tb desuwriting was so elite in those years
need some good british comedy show to watch. thinking the thick of it. is it good?peep show was good (I admit it's slightly reddit but still)
>>150548276couldn't agree morefell off a bit after that, i did enjoy the movie though - at least the first couple of times i saw it, it was a good way to end the series (there were no more episodes made after the movie)
Reminds me of a lad I know who divides music into increasingly picayune categories, and he thinks he’s some great arbiter because he has an expert knowledge of these microgenres, when really people snigger about him behind his back and girls ask us not to invite him to parties because he’s always berating them for liking the wrong kind of pop.
zachy is like a pure deano name but rhys is 100% tarquin max. good banter from the bowens that ngl
I like music that sounds good
I snigger at people who type posho words they'll never say irl
>post punk >microgenre
and he would rather use "synth goth" LMAO
>>150548326we don't say that word here mate
Deano line manager has just told me that I'm going to have to start managing the (unironic) muslim tranny in our teamThey really are determined to make me find a new job
>>150548028it got bad when it started being mostly pop culture references so doubt it
As far as I can gather from this thread, synth goth was used to refer to Depeche Mode and Sisters of Mercy, not to post punk as a whole, but don’t interrupt the gimmick as JM sang
>>150548368interestingly in shia islam being gay is banned but a gay guy going tranny is allowed. iran literally will pay for gender reassignment surgery
How are you supposed to manage yourself? Sounds like they are indeed trying to freeze you out, bigots
no it was used for iggy pop the idiot I posted the idiot >>150526752britjeet posts>Mad how Iggy made the best 80s synth-goth album years before Depeche Mode or Sisters of Mercy or even the 80s were even around
but tellingly his latest post actually discloses he has no idea what post punk is. synth goth is the name he came up with because it was the only words he could think of.
wtf is every gen z a tranny now?reckon it'll be one of those episodes where bard is disgusted and reluctant at first but by week 3 he's asking about his/her 4th surgery and reading up on it all
I've only spoken to a trans person once (1 time) in my life
It’s like a whole conversation started in your dream and you are expecting us to continue it as though we were there at the beginning . My wife does this sometimes
britjeet on the ropesplaying him like a piano
I used to work front of house for Islington mental health back in the day and met lots of trannies. You end up feeling sorry for them. Some elderly Scottish bloke with three days of beard growth walking around in a pink frock and shaved legs. Just a miserable life
honestly reckon having a wife / gf in current year is a bit gaywomen these days make their guys do so much shite like tiktok or weird poses in photos. it's not like the boomer gen when you'd just go on a humble holiday together and enjoy the scenery or whatever. idk what went so wrong
in my experience they're either victims of child abuse or autistic nerds
>>150548389I think this one is from a Sunni background judging by the surname, but fortunately (for him/her) a liberal enough family not to be honour killed after coming out >>150548396Suspect this was an attempt at a joke but not sure>>150548417Found a link to his/her GoFundMe where he/she is trying to raise £15k to get his/her knob cut off in ThailandBit sad, really We're all God's children and deserve His love, but this one should really accept being a (celibate) gay autistic bloke instead of deluding himself/herself into believing that he/she is a woman
>>150548458>Found a link to his/her GoFundMe where he/she is trying to raise £15k to get his/her knob cut off in Thailandbased researcher
>>150548238Ok boomer
>>150548290Spiderpig Spiderpig Does whatever a Spiderpig does
>>150548474based chlöe have you had daniel tried for hate crimes yet?
Yeah i didn’t want to find his go fund me, his instagram, his only fans, but somebody had to. I’ve booked an in call for an hour at the local travelodge just to check a few things, but I think it’s a price worth paying
>>150548490surely 1 hr is enough to convince her to keep it
Zachy is not a Deano name literally only Tarqs call their children Zachary
Might be short for Zachariah. Loads of chavvy mixed kids with that name>>150548494Depends, I’ll probably have to check her bottoming and topping game, just so as I can give accurate information to /cric/. Might book an extra hour in case I need recovery time
'Zak' is heard shouted by chainsmoking 21 year old mothers in every council estate across the land
there are variants om bottoming and topping, different ways of doing it, some less dominating that others. can't just do it the once and call it a day
bard did you interact with many of them during your SEA trip?
it's called being "versatile" in the community at least so I have been led to believe
steve is easily the most deamo name going name a single tarq named steve they simply don't exist
lots of abos are called zach. possibly a result of the parents being raised on missions not sure
Steve Redgrave should be the ultimate Tarq, but actually went to state school
was served by a mtf indian at the servo on saturday. hadn't shaved and had a full goateeand asked me if I watched one piece when I was half way out the door. I wish her well
if you row you're an immediate tarq so this nukes the steve deano theory
>hadn't shaved and had a full goateeandthink that might have been just an indian woman mate
an indian guy was flirting with her just before I was served actually
Were you watching yourself on the cctv above the self checkout again?
not sure that made sense lad
Ausjeet tranny steps in the dog doo again. Why do you do it to yourself?
hmm no have another go
>>150548467Just typed his/her name into google desu, wasn't that hardQuite often do this with my colleagues, like to know who I'm dealing with >>150548514Some of them may have accosted me on the street as I walked by but that's about itNot really attracted to Asian women, let alone small Asian men pretending to be women, so didn't really stop to look whenever someone tried to stop meGot a massage in Chiang Mai from a (female) woman but it was most certainly NOT sexual in nature
bard disappeared since admitting to exploring that gofundme pagehe's watching surgery vids on youtube isn't he? ffs
I once ended up on a date with a tranny in a peep show type series of eventsshe was actually gorgeous and quite funny but couldn't get past the penis
watching 36 seasons of the simpsons
>rejecting someone because they can’t deep throat on a first datePorn has ruined young men
it seemed like the kind of thing a granny should be able to do is all
being honest and under the cover of anonymity I probably may have been slightly interested if there wasn't the whole "what if my mates find out what if my family find out" thought process going on
I once ended up on a date with a homeless bag lady due to an unfortunate sequence of events. Didn’t stay for a blowie
you just know at least one person you know has accepted the blowie
business idea: share the story instead of saying it was a series of events so people know you didn't just make it up
One of the reasons gays hate bisexuals is that at any point they might decide fuck this for a game of soldiers I fancy an easy life with a socially acceptable partner.
lads....
not really that big of a story lol was talking on bumble (as I said she was good looking and not manly) she goes oh we should meet up on friday, I say yep she goes full disclosure I'm pre op if that's a problem and I would have felt so horrible to say yes actually bye so went along with it
>be me>be working front of house at Islington mental health>start getting love letters in the mail bag>’to the gorgeous man at the front desk xxx’ and so on>eventually get one with her phone number>hahaha this is clearly a mental person, no way in hell am I calling that>laugh at the situation with flatmates>then the drip feed of doubt begins>flatmate agrees it’s a mad person>but there’s a one percent chance it’s some really hot bpd chick with a pierced clit and no gag reflex>nah, it’s some old mad bag lady>haha you have to call and find out>you’ll go mad until you know>eventually call>agree to meet at pub>is a mad old bag lady
so she was giving you an out and you went yeah yolo but found out on the day / at the meet you couldn't go through with it?this general is full of gays
>>150548589Bit of an EMBARRASSING post when you consider I had already replied 22 seconds earlier
Reckon he did go through with it, but is too embarrassed to say. How else does he know all this terminology vmjgy
it's called being a decent fucking person sweatyI went on a full date and being honest and under the cover of anonymity did kiss
Considering telling the /cricket/ brains trust the source of my ennui
go on matea problem shared is a problem halved. I'll make you feel better
who's giving that shitty paella a 90%+ score
>>150548705I'll save you time. he broke up with his gf, was going to propose to her in bindia but has had to get some mate in and do a different itinerary
my heart goes out to him
Once got really drunk and begged my ex to marry me. Bit of a low point.
did that too lol
>>150548724If ONLY that was the cause of my ennui
>>150548724Wouldn't take a woman to India desu, wouldn't be fair to expose her to something like that
I'd be too worried she leaves me for a handsome indian man, all too common I hear
ausjeet my son
>picayune>ennuiBlud thinks he’s on goodreads lol
I too get all my information about foreign countries from tiktok and /pol/ memes
Ultimately decided not to reveal the cause of my ennui to the /cricketing/ brains trust because the cricket is just about to start and my ennui is only indirectly cricket related at best
*looks up picayune*
>>150548653looks like the bloody pope innit
>>150548602noice
yfo and furthermore yfo
>>150547762bbbBBBAASED
@150548954right here bud
where'd all the poms go? to the game?
we don't use that word here mate
No cricket on for another 2 months I'm afraid
wheres crawley?
Who the fuck is Sonny Baker
>Sonny ‘Son’ Baker, also known as The Man with the Mute was a Cajun trombone player and Big Band composer active in the New Orleans jazz scene during the Great Depression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_VS2BQjYIcinsane tune
ynr Mark Speight
>more post punk rubbish Play something with a tune m8
wtf was bard right about ngidi all along?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkdKLScgGDo
>>150549593>6kek
5-0
KESHAVESHAV
Lived in London 23 years yet I’m still too self conscious to refer to my car (Honda Jazz natch) as ‘the motor’
>>150549593would
MAHARAJAHARAJ
>mentally cooked englel thanks to BHARAT
Nige u in moite¿
Haven't seen Nige in a minute
LADS,It's KEKland.
...yh
Crickets dead in England me thinks
Englund are the niggers of cricket
https://youtu.be/RsUUviefQSM>301/3>6 (SIX) RUNS NEEDED>∞ (INFINITE) BALLS REMAINING
Literally no South African team has won the hundred, so who are the real winners eh?
scrabble > chess
Both are only fun when played in an amateurish way. Otherwise you just grind your way through rote memorisation and the most autistic wins
Keshav Maharaj
Maharaj having some sort of fit on the field there
>>150549832GOTTEM
just dined at cornus gramps said the meat was too slimey, I thought the flavours were there personally
Used to live in the flats round the corner from there.
off to bed lads
Must make a change from sausage and beans from a tin can
we're playing our U team thoughbeitwho tf is Sonny Barker lmao
This is the test team with Crawley swapped out for this mystery man
50 over format is dead. england and it's needy, supplicant son McCullum are simply giving the market what it desires
also Harry Brook is captainI mean come on lads, we're obviously not being seriousno wonder none of the Saffer flags have shown up to celebrate
>golden duck and spanked for 14 from your first overYikes, not an ideal debut
Thanks, The Hundred
>>150549905
>>150550008why on earth would I EVER eat that
He eats it from a cup like a civilised man
shit hits different in front of a campfire
it would have been polite to say good night to me by the way
Might cook a chorizo and Lima bean stew for tea. Bit of coriander, slightly grill the wholemeal wraps so they are that bit crispy.
or you could have sex instead
>>150550354>>150550004gn fella x
>No meatdon't forget the creatine
would rather keep 2 kidneys tyvm
not one good night wow
Reminder Gordon Brown, then PM of the United Shitdom, sold off his people's gold reserves when gold was at a historic low price. Thank you Gordon
>>150550462the zachy parsiq strategy
Is the Sonny Baker experiment over?
>>150550497>>150550497>>150550497
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